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A (0:04)
Oh, wait. Let's talk about aliens. Actually, Eugene is a huge fan of aliens.
B (0:09)
I am also alien.
A (0:10)
Have you. Have you discovered anything? Like.
C (0:13)
Currently, we're close to making first contact in the next two years.
A (0:16)
You see? I love it. Now we're at the party. He's just said that.
C (0:19)
Yeah. So there's a guy.
A (0:20)
First. First. First, have your drink and say it. I think it. It sets the scene.
B (0:23)
We're at a party.
C (0:25)
Hey, yeah.
B (0:27)
So, aliens.
C (0:32)
So there's an extraterrestrial being that comes through a guy called Daryl Anchor. Don't you just hate it when your pessimistic friend is a dj?
A (0:55)
This is what Now? With Trevor Noah. All right, Eugene, let's play a little game. You know, make something fun. Two truths and a lie. Here we go. One, I've had to tell a world leader that their fly was undone. Two, when getting dressed, I don't do sock, sock, shoe, shoe. I do sock, shoe, sock, shoe. Three, I've been a Verizon customer for 11 years. What do you think?
C (1:25)
Very confused. First of all, why would a world leader own a fly? Because those things just come uninvited. Secondly, lying to your friends is not cool. There's never been a game.
A (1:35)
No, Eugene, a fly is for, like, the zip is what? And then it's not a lie. It's a game where I'm trying. It's like I give you information. Okay, I lied. All three are true, Eugene. And in case you were thinking, you know, Verizon isn't as expensive as you think. In fact, if you bring in your ATT or T mobile bill, they. They'll give you a better deal. And the reason I've been with them for this long is just because I travel so much. I need a network that's reliable. That's right. A better deal on the best network with the most ways to save on plans, streaming and phone deals. Take your AT&T or T Mobile build to your local Verizon store today. Get your better deal and start saving for real. Based on root metrics. Best overall Mobile Network Performance US Second Half 2025 all rights reserved. You must provide recent consumer mobile bill in the name of person redeeming the deal. Additional terms, conditions and restrictions apply. So do you understand how two truths. And do you understand it now?
