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Mark Humphries (0:01)
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Norman Swan (0:23)
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Mark Humphries (0:29)
Christopher and Pixie skace flaunted their wealth. 27 white limousines and the champagne flowed.
Norman Swan (0:36)
It couldn't be bigger than Pixie's blonde.
Mark Humphries (0:39)
Hair spending other people's money. And when they were found out, Pixie paid the price.
Norman Swan (0:45)
This sort of gilded cage that she was a prisoner in.
Mark Humphries (0:48)
I'm Mark Humphries. Search for ABC Rewind and look for Fall of a Tycoon on the ABC Listen app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Norman Swan (0:59)
Norman, I feel like today I need to issue a trigger warning for you with our topic today.
Mark Humphries (1:03)
Oh God, what is it?
Norman Swan (1:04)
It's something that anyone who's listened to any of your podcasts or shows over the last, I don't know, 10 years or so already know about you. It's about knee joints.
Mark Humphries (1:14)
Oh, fully triggered.
Norman Swan (1:16)
Yes.
Mark Humphries (1:17)
I can feel my limp coming back.
Norman Swan (1:19)
Do you want to give a little bit of your gritty origin story for those listeners who haven't heard about this before?
Mark Humphries (1:24)
Oh, gosh. Okay. So people, you know, if you've heard it before, I apologize. You're gonna be bored out of your. So at the age of 14 in Glasgow, I cycled as I cycled to school every day, but I cycled to school in the snow, fell off my bike, landed on my knee, got a huge effusion in my knee. And the way they looked after it in those days is different from today. And today's child probably actually have a plaster put on their knee. They drained it and just sent me home. And my kneecap just kept on jumping out after that. So I had this sublux, what they call a sublux, hitting patell, which was very disabling. I'd be walking along and suddenly my knee would cr. Crumple under me. I had an operation on it when I was about 18, which pulled the kneecap down and screwed it in further down to tighten it up. So the orthopedic surgeon who's now long gone said, this is a terrific operation, but you'll have arthritis in your knee by the age of 60. And I had arthritis in that knee at the age of 40, which was manifest in running. And my knee would blow at about 9 or 10 kilometers, and then slowly fewer and fewer kilometres. And that's a story, actually, of a lot of people with knee osteoarthritis. There's a reason for it. It doesn't necessarily come out of the blue. Injury is a common cause of knee osteoarthritis.
