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Adam Tex Davis
And now it's time for who Smarted?
Chet Nickerson
Psst.
Adam Tex Davis
Hey, smartypants. As you can hear, today I'm at a parade. If you've ever been to a parade, you know there's lots of cool things to see and hear. There's marching bands, dancers, floats, balloons, costumed characters, and fire trucks, to name a few. Ooh, we're also in luck, because who's smartest? Ace reporter Chet Nickerson is. Is commentating on today's parade.
Chet Nickerson
Hello, and welcome to the who Smarted Parade to celebrate Flag Day, which, while not a federal holiday, is a day of observance to commemorate the adoption of the red, white and Blue Stars and Stripes as the official flag of the United States of America.
Adam Tex Davis
Ah, yes, June 14th is Flag Day. And I do see a lot of flags today, which, if you know me, means I'm about to ask lots of questions about flags.
Chet Nickerson
Go for it, trusty narrator. You're in luck. Besides being a reporter and parade commentator, I'm also a vexillologist.
Adam Tex Davis
Uh, Smartypants, did you just hear a word you've never heard before?
Chet Nickerson
Yeah, me too.
Adam Tex Davis
Let's see if we can figure it out together. What is a vexillologist? Is it, A, a person who studies flags, B, a person who talks with a puppet, or C, a person who studies confusing things? Chet?
Chet Nickerson
Well, if you said, B, a person who talks with a puppet, you're thinking of a ventriloquist, which I also do in my spare time with my talking dummy, Nick Chetterson. Say hi, Nick.
Adam Tex Davis
Hello.
Chet Nickerson
And if you said, see a person who studies annoying things, you're probably thinking of the word vexing, which means confusing. But if you said, a, a person who studies flags, you're right.
Adam Tex Davis
Cool. Cool. But why wouldn't it be a flagologist? Why a vexillologist?
Chet Nickerson
Ah, yes. The word vexillology, meaning the study of flags, comes from the Latin word vexillum, which means flag.
Adam Tex Davis
Well, look at that, smarty pants. We're learning new things about flags already. And since Chet's a vexillologist, I'm sure he can answer more flag related questions, like, where was the first US Flag raised? Why are most flags rectangular? And who really designed the US Flag? Get ready for another whiff of science and history on who's smarted.
Chet Nickerson
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Chet Nickerson
Welcome back, Paradypants. Aha. What do I see on the horizon? Why, it's a giant floating balloon of someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob Square.
Adam Tex Davis
Um, Chet, do you mind putting your puppy it away? I'm trying to learn more about flags.
Chet Nickerson
Sorry, trusty. Go ahead, ask me anything.
Adam Tex Davis
Well, we just learned that a vexillologist studies flags and that the word comes from vexillum, the Latin word meaning flag. But why was there a Latin word for flag? What early flags were they using?
Chet Nickerson
Flags go back to ancient times, but the vexillum, or early flag that gave the study of flags its name was used by the ancient Romans.
Adam Tex Davis
Who knew flags were around that long? So when did we start seeing flags like the ones of today?
Chet Nickerson
Modern flags didn't appear until the 6th century, when a material became more widely available.
Adam Tex Davis
Smarty pants, was that material A, cotton, B silk, or C polyester? If you said B silk, you're right.
Chet Nickerson
The first flags using silk from China were attached to bamboo or flown from poles by a variety of people. Flags were used to identify different regions or flown by their military.
Adam Tex Davis
As for the first U.S. flag, that appeared way later than the 6th century. Smarty Pants, where was the first U.S. flag raised? Was it A, Washington, D.C. b, Williamsburg, Virginia, or C, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania?
Chet Nickerson
If you said C, you're right. The first U.S. flag was flown at Independence hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Adam Tex Davis
Smartypants, have you ever seen a U.S. flag? If you have you might know it has 50 white stars on a blue background and 13 red and white stripes. True or false? That's what the first US Flag looked like. The answer is false.
Chet Nickerson
The US Flag has gone through some pretty big changes over the years. The first US flag was called the Grand Union. And while it was red, white and blue, like the flag you see today, in the corner where the white stars on a blue background are, there was something else.
Adam Tex Davis
Smarty pants. Any idea what was in the corner? Was it A, a firework, B, an eagle, or C, a small British flag?
Chet Nickerson
It may sound surprising, but the Grand Union flag actually had a small British flag known as the Union Jack in the corner.
Adam Tex Davis
Since the United States was fighting for independence from Britain at the time, it makes sense why that changed.
Chet Nickerson
Exactly. In fact, when British soldiers saw the Union Jack on the corner of the flag, they got confused and thought George Washington was giving up. Has old Georgie given up already? I guess not.
Adam Tex Davis
Run away, smartypants. Any idea who redesigned the US Flag? Did you say Betsy Ross? If so, you're right or wrong, depending.
Chet Nickerson
On who you ask.
Adam Tex Davis
But I've always heard Betsy Ross redesign the flag. If it wasn't her, then who was it?
Chet Nickerson
Do you have your time travel app?
Adam Tex Davis
Of course. I never narrate without it.
Chet Nickerson
See that man over there? That's Francis Hopkinson, a politician, writer, artist, lawyer and judge who signed the Declaration of Independence and helped design American money.
Adam Tex Davis
That's a lot of accomplishments. But what does he have to do with the US Flag?
Chet Nickerson
While Francis doesn't get as much credit for the flag as Betsy Ross, some people believe he created the US flag. In any case, he definitely worked on one. In 1780, he sent a bill to the US Board of Treasury for the work he did on one.
Adam Tex Davis
He must have made a lot of the money he helped design.
Chet Nickerson
Actually, the bill was never paid.
Adam Tex Davis
Question. If Frances Hopkinson helped design the first flag, why is Betsy Ross so much more well known?
Chet Nickerson
For starters, Betsy Ross was a well known flag maker at the time. Secondly, her grandson spread the story that she indeed redesigned the flag. And despite having no evidence, he claimed that he heard the story directly from his grandmother many, many times. And that was good enough for the history. I know you're not calling my grandson a liar.
Adam Tex Davis
Nope, not at all. Betsy. Heading back to the present, perhaps some things are better left a mystery.
Kim Davis
But now that I'm looking at a.
Adam Tex Davis
US flag, I have another question. Why do the stars have five points.
Chet Nickerson
That I can answer definitively? And the reason is a practical one. Five points are Easier to cut than six points.
Adam Tex Davis
Smarty pants, do you know what the stars on the US Flag represent? Did you say the states? Great job. Today's US flag has 50 stars representing the 50 US states. However, the original US flag only had 13 stars because there were only 13 states at that time. Whenever a new state was added to the country, a new star was added to the flag. Now, smarty pants, do you know how many stripes are there? The answer is 13. And those 13 stripes represent the original 13 colonies. True or false? There are more red stripes than white stripes. The answer is true. There are seven red and six white stripes. So, Chet, have all US Flags basically looked the same?
Chet Nickerson
Actually, no. Originally, there was no rule for how the stars and stripes should look. So different people waved different looking flags that all represented the same country.
Adam Tex Davis
That sounds a little vexing.
Chet Nickerson
It sure was. You can understand the need to have one design for the flag.
Adam Tex Davis
And that leads us to flag day. On June 14, 1777, the redesigned US flag with the 13 stripes and 13 stars in a circle was officially recognized by Congress.
Chet Nickerson
It certainly is a grand old flag, right, Nick Chetterson? It sure is.
Adam Tex Davis
Okay, okay, back to flags. When it comes to the shape of a flag, I'm noticing that many countries, not just the US have rectangular flags. And is there any special reason for that shape?
Chet Nickerson
Why, yes. And it too is a practical reason.
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Now back to who's smarted? Smartypants, have you ever wondered why most flags are rectangular instead of, say, square or circle or triangular? The answer is pretty practical, Chet.
Chet Nickerson
Rectangular flags are best at catching the wind.
Adam Tex Davis
Ah. So all countries must fly rectangular shaped flags, right?
Chet Nickerson
Wrong. Nepal's flag is two connected triangles, one on top of the other. They use this shape to represent the Himalaya Mountains. Whoa.
Adam Tex Davis
Oh, that's pretty cool. Are there any other unique flag shapes?
Chet Nickerson
Well, Switzerland and Vatican City are the only countries that use a square shaped flag. Spongebob Square flag.
Adam Tex Davis
No, no, no, no, no, no. Puppets. Smartypants True or false? All flags are the exact same on both sides, front and back.
Chet Nickerson
The answer, surprisingly, is false. On Moldova's flag, only the front displays the coat of arms. On Paraguay's flag, only the reverse side shows the treasury seal. And since Saudi Arabia's flag features religious writing, the back of the flag is a duplicate of the front and two flags are actually sewn together. Interesting.
Adam Tex Davis
Let's talk flag colors. Smartypants, have you ever noticed a lot of flags use similar colors? Blue, red, white and green seem to be pretty common. Are there any reasons for that?
Chet Nickerson
Flag colors usually stand for something important to the country. On the US Flag, blue represents loyalty, friendship and justice. On the Union Jack, the blue background represents Scotland, since Scotland is one of the countries that make up the United Kingdom. Australia's flag has a blue background and features the Union Jack in the corner because a British man named Captain Cook took possession of the island of Australia in 1770. New Zealand's flag also has a blue background with the Union Jack in the corner because it is a former British colony.
Adam Tex Davis
What about red? That's a popular color. What does red usually mean?
Chet Nickerson
On the US Flag, red stands for courage. On the Union Jack, red represents the red Cross of St George, the patron saint of England. The red stripes on Canada's flag are a tribute to the soldiers who fought in World War I, while the Red maple leaf in the center represents maple leaves turning red in autumn.
Adam Tex Davis
Ooh, smarty pants. See if you can guess what the white represents on the Canadian flag. It's something Canada is famous for.
Kim Davis
No, not a moose.
Chet Nickerson
Snow.
Adam Tex Davis
Of course, the US Flag also has white. Does that symbolize snow too?
Chet Nickerson
No. The white stripes on the US Flag symbolize honesty. And on the flag of Ireland, the white stripe between the green and orange ones symbolizes the hope for peace.
Adam Tex Davis
Speaking of green, what does that symbolize on flags.
Chet Nickerson
On Ireland's flag, the green stripe symbolizes a religious movement. But in many cases, such as the flag of Dominica, Bolivia and Brazil, green symbolizes nature, forests, and natural resources.
Adam Tex Davis
Makes sense.
Chet Nickerson
By the way, Trusty, did you know your favorite food was inspired by the colors of a flag?
Adam Tex Davis
This I have to know.
Chet Nickerson
Smarty pants. Have you ever seen an Italian flag? Do you know what colors it is? Well, here's an easy way to remember. Think of it like a slice of pizza with red tomato sauce, white mozzarella cheese, and a piece of green fresh basil on it. Those are the colors of the Italian flag.
Adam Tex Davis
Wait, the colors of the Italian flag were inside inspired by pizza?
Chet Nickerson
No, no, it's the other way around. The ingredients of the first pizza were inspired by the colors of the Italian flag. Ooh.
Adam Tex Davis
Ah. That is deliciously cool to know.
Chet Nickerson
And it looks like we're coming to the end of today's who Smarted Flag Day parade. Thanks for joining me, Chet Nickerson and my friend Nick Chatterson. Hey, let's get some pizza.
Adam Tex Davis
Hey. I think I like this puppet after all. A super smarty shout out to Jax and Jet in Prince Frederick, Maryland. You told us who Smarted keeps you laughing and learning every time you get.
Kim Davis
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Adam Tex Davis
Mom Mary loves listening. Now that's what we call a true smartie family. This episode Flags was written by Sarah Sweeten and voiced by Adam Chet Davis, Kim Davis and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Hahn. Who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Relic Room studios. Our associate producer is Max Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis. Whosmarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
Podcast Summary for Episode Released October 17, 2025
Podcast: Who Smarted? (Educational Podcast for Kids)
Theme: Fun and fascinating facts about flags—how they're designed, what shapes they come in, their history, and the hidden meanings behind their colors, all wrapped in a humorous, interactive parade setting.
In this festive, curiosity-sparking episode, host Adam Tex Davis and ace parade commentator (and resident vexillologist) Chet Nickerson delve into the flag-filled world of Flag Day. Through playful banter, interactive trivia, and laugh-out-loud moments, listeners explore questions like: Why are most flags rectangles? Which countries have square flags? Who really designed the first U.S. flag? And what’s the story behind flag colors and shapes? Perfect for curious kids and the adults who learn alongside them, this episode blends history, science, and humor in the show's signature style.
| Timestamp | Topic | |------------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:01 | What’s a vexillologist? | | 04:46 | Flags in ancient Rome and flag origins | | 05:20 | Silk enables modern flag-making | | 05:48 | The first US flag’s debut | | 06:53 | Why did the original U.S. flag have a British flag on it? | | 07:27 | Who really designed the US flag: Betsy Ross vs. Francis H. | | 09:11 | Why do US flag stars have 5 points? | | 10:38 | Congress adopts the 13-star, 13-stripe design—Flag Day! | | 11:10 | Why are flags usually rectangles? | | 15:17 | Fun fact: rectangular flags catch wind better | | 15:45 | Square flags: Switzerland & Vatican City | | 16:02 | Double-sided flags are not always identical | | 16:38 | What do flag colors mean? | | 19:13 | The Italian flag & the origin of Margherita pizza |
This episode brings history and design alive for young listeners, showing that even everyday sights like flags have stories full of adventure, creativity, and a few delicious surprises. Listeners walk away with memorable tidbits (“rectangles catch wind best!” “Nepal’s flag looks like mountains!” “Pizza was inspired by the Italian flag!”) and the confidence to look for meaning in the world around them—plus, maybe, a craving for pizza.
Perfect for classrooms, car rides, or family learning time—this episode makes you proud to be a “Smartypants!”