Transcript
A (0:02)
Hey there, smarty pants. Picture the scene. I was at the mall doing some shopping when this happened. You know what that means.
B (0:12)
Feed me.
A (0:13)
Relax, tummy. I gotcha. So I decided to head down to the old food court for a snack. Of course, they don't make it easy. I had to choose between pizza, burgers, giant soft pretzels, fried rice hero sandwiches, tacos, fried chicken, or Mrs. Field's cookies. Let's just say I couldn't make a decision. So I got one of each.
B (0:38)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
A (0:40)
Big mistake. While it was very delicious, I'm now so stuffed that my blue jeans barely fit. Have you ever had that feeling, smarty pants? Now that I'm home, I think I might loosen my belt a notch or two. Oh, boy, my pants still feel really tight. I sure hope I don't.
B (1:00)
Oh, boy.
A (1:01)
The button to my jeans just popped off. Great. There's only one thing I can do. Put on some sweatpants and head back to the mall to buy a new pair of jeans. Okay, I'm back at the mall. Now I just need to find somewhere to buy some new blue jeans. Ooh, is that cinnamon buns I smell? No, no, no. I'm here to buy new jeans. No more eating. Ah, here we go. Eugene's Jeans Emporium. Looks like they've got all kinds of jeans in all kinds of colors and styles. Smarty pants, do you own a pair of blue jeans? I'm hearing a lot of yeses. Well, you're not alone. Blue jeans are a super popular clothing item. But how much do you know about your pants, Smarty pants? For instance, when were blue jeans invented? How are they made? And why are they blue? It's time for another whiff of science and history on who smarted?
B (2:12)
Who's smarted? Who's smart? Is it you? Is it? Is it science or history? Listen up, everyone. We make smarting lots of fun. On who's Smarting?
A (2:30)
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