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Captain Trusty
And now it's time for who's smarted?
Number One
10, 9, 8.
Captain Trusty
Psst. Smarty pants. Welcome aboard the USS Smarty Pants. As you can hear, we're counting down to a launch. You better buckle up.
Number One
Four, three, two, one.
Captain Trusty
Blast off. Oh, boy. Smarty pants. For today's mission, we're heading to the International Space Station, AKA the iss, which, as you, as you probably know from our episode on the iss, is a research vessel orbiting Earth. And why are we going to the iss?
Number One
Why?
Captain Trusty
We're delivering a very important item.
Number One
Ice cream.
Captain Trusty
That's right, Ice cream. As you may have also heard on our episode on the iss, astronauts there don't have much room to store food such as ice cream. And they certainly don't have cows to help make it so. The crew of the ISS relies on spaceships like the USS Smarty Pants to deliver meals to them.
Number One
Captain, we've reached the edge of space. I'm powering down the rockets.
Captain Trusty
Thanks, Number One. Smarty Pants, do you know how far above Earth sits the edge of space? Is it A, 80 to 100 kilometers, B, 220 to 250 kilometers, or C, more than 500 kilometers? The answer is A, only 80 to 100 kilometers, or 50 to 62 miles. Think of any place that's about an hour away from your home, using a highway. Believe it or not, you're closer to outer space. But unfortunately, to get there, you have to go up. Up, up, up, up. Fighting gravity. And that requires hundreds of thousands of gallons of rocket fuel. Oh, and the right spaceship. Number One?
Number One
Yes, Captain Trusty?
Captain Trusty
What's with the music?
Number One
Oh, this is We Built this City by the Band Starship.
Captain Trusty
No, no, no, no. I wasn't talking about the Band Starship. I meant an actual spacecraft.
Number One
Gotcha.
Captain Trusty
And I love viewing the Earth from space. Number One, can you dim the lights so we can see it better?
Number One
Yes, Captain. Dimming the lights now.
Captain Trusty
Uh, Number One, what was that?
Number One
Uh, nothing. Nothing at all. Let me try dimming those lights again. We are at 80% dim.
Captain Trusty
Ah, yes. Seeing the edge of Earth never gets old. It's so. Uh, Number One?
Number One
Yes, Captain Trusty?
Captain Trusty
Where's the International Space Station and all the satellites? There should be thousands orbiting Earth. But I can't see. Oh, no, wait. No, wait. There's one. Hmm. There's something odd about that tiny satellite. It looks like a ball with four long antennas.
Number One
Uh, looks cool to me.
Captain Trusty
Wait a second. I know that satellite. It was the first one ever launched into space. Smartypants, do you know the name of the first artificial satellite to orbit Earth. Is it A, Explorer, B, Sputnik, or C, Skynet? The answer is B, Sputnik.
Number One
Well, what do you know? You can discover all kinds of things when traveling by spaceship.
Captain Trusty
But Sputnik launched in 1957 and burned up in the Earth's atmosphere in 1958. How am I looking at. Oh, wait a second. Number one, did we somehow go back in time?
Number One
Remember when we ordered a new control panel for the USS Smarty Pants?
Captain Trusty
Yes.
Number One
Well, there's lots of new buttons and knobs on it. And when I pushed the one that I thought was for the lights, I accidentally sent us back in time. I'll just turn it forward.
Captain Trusty
Oh, and along the way, we can explore space travel. Smartypants, how crazy were the early spaceships? What are we flying now? And where are spaceships headed in the future? It's time for another whiff of history and science on We Built this City.
Number One
Whoops, wrong button. Here we go. Who's smarted? Who's smarted? Who's smart? Is it you? Is it me? Is it science? Or history? Listen up, everyone. We make smarting lots of fun. But who's smarting? Smarted.
Captain Trusty
Psst. Hey, smarty pants. You know how much we love sharing super cool facts here on who Smarted, right? Well, I've got another super cool fact for you. The podcast Snoop and Sniffy is absolutely awesome. Now get this. Snoop and Sniffy are these brilliant dog detectives who help kids like you level up your sleuthing skills. We're talking problem solving, deductive reasoning, the whole nine yards. And they do it by going on the most hilarious crime solving adventures you've ever heard. One day they're meeting magic cockapoos. Magic cockapoos? Smarty pants. The next, they're rumbling with something called the Barking Bandit. They explore ghost trains, they time travel. I mean, there is never a dull mystery with these two furry detectives. So here's what I want you to do. Help everyone's favorite dog detectives crack their cases each week by listening to Snoop and Sniffy. You can find them on Apple, Spotify, @gokidgo.com or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me on this one, Smarty pants. Your brain is going to love the workout on Snoop and Sniffy. Narrator's space journal entry 61713. The USS Smartypants is orbiting Earth. But in the past, thanks to a combination first officer new control panel issue.
Number One
Not making excuses, but it could have happened to anyone, right?
Captain Trusty
Anywho, it's the year 1957.
Number One
Now 1961, sir.
Captain Trusty
Oh, 1961, eh, smarty pants? Do you know what space achievement took place in 1961? Was it the first dog in space? The first person in space? Hello. Or the first person on the moon? If you said the first person in space, you're right. In 1961, a man named Yuri Gagarin became the first person in space. He was from the same country that launched the first satellite. Smartypants. Do you know the name of that country? Is it A, the usa, B, China, or C the Soviet Union? The answer is C, the Soviet Union. Today, most of this country is Russia.
Number One
If this Yuri fellow was the first person in space, that must mean he rode on the first manned spaceship, right?
Captain Trusty
Right. The first manned spacecraft called Vostok 1 looked like a ball attached to a can with Gagarin sitting in the ball. The ball was eight feet or two and a half meters in diameter, not very big. It's like sitting in the middle of your parents bed with the head and footboards being the edges of the spacecraft. Gagarin went around the planet once. Smarty pants. About how long do you think that took? Was it a 24 hours, b 4 hours and 15 minutes, or c an hour and a half? The answer is C. Vosok one went so fast it took just an hour and a half to go around the world.
Number One
Whoa.
Captain Trusty
The spaceship had very few controls and there was no way to slow down. So when Gagarin came back to Earth, he had to eject himself and parachute down before the capsule crashed. Okay, number one, let's move ahead in time.
Number One
Aye, Captain. We are now entering the summer of 1969. Whoops, wrong button again. I am not good at this.
Captain Trusty
Smarty pants. Do you know what happened in the summer of 69? Here's a hint. 1. Take us to the moon.
Number One
Hi, Captain. The button placements are not very intuitive. Here we go. Approaching the moon, sir.
Captain Trusty
There it is. Apollo 11 from the United States. Smarty pants, why is Apollo 11 important? Is it A, the first spaceship to reach the moon, B the first spaceship to land on the moon, or C the first spaceship to orbit the moon? The answer is B. After blasting off from Earth on top of a massive rocket, three astronauts traveled all the way to the moon in a cone shaped command module about the size of a large car. The command module orbited the moon while the four legged lunar module landed. Smarty pants, do you know the name of the first person to set foot on the moon? Is it A, Neil Armstrong, B Buzz Aldrin, or C Michael Collins? While all three were on Apollo 11, Neil Armstrong was the first to walk on the moon. Uh Houston, we have a visitor. Looks like a pizza shaped spacecraft. Oh hey guys, it's just me, the trusty narrator, along with my button challenged first officer and thousands of smarty pants from the future. Don't mind us. Okay, but now you've got me hungry for pizza. We've been flying in space for over three days. Oh number one, any chance we can beam down a pizza for them on it? Enjoy. That's one small slice for man, one.
Narrator
Giant pie for mankind.
Captain Trusty
Yeah, I think we better go.
Number One
Good idea Captain Trusty. Back to the future. This is not my day. Hold on, here we go. Returning to Earth early 2000s.
Captain Trusty
And there's the International Space Station.
Number One
And I see some larger spaceships too.
Captain Trusty
They look like airplanes. Smarty pants, what's the name of NASA's main spaceship of the 80s 90s and early 2000s? Is it a, the bus, B, the shuttle, or C, the space plane? The answer is B, the shuttle. The shuttle was the first reusable spaceship and it was much more roomy. It could hold up to seven passengers with a cockpit, living quarters and a place for experiments. It also had a massive cargo bay with which helped in the construction of the iss.
Number One
It must have been nice to take the shuttle to the moon.
Captain Trusty
Hmm smarty pants, is that true? Did the space shuttle ever go to the moon? The answer is no. In fact, nobody has gone to the moon since the Apollo lunar program ended in 1972. The shuttle stayed close to Earth conducting space research and after the ISS was built, delivering people to and supplies.
Number One
And what about that spaceship ahead of us? It looks a bit like the first spaceship, the Vostok.
Captain Trusty
That's Russia's main spaceship which first launched in 1967 and is still in use today. Smarty pants, do you know what it's called? Is it A Soyuz, B, Gemini or C Yeltsin? The answer is a Soyuz. The Soyuz can hold up to three people and its living quarters are about the size of a large van. After the shuttle program ended in 2011, the Soyuz was the main transporter of people and supplies to the iss. And that brings us to today, Number one, heading home.
Number One
Haha, got it. We're back baby.
Captain Trusty
Let's go deliver this ice cream and then head a bit into the future.
Number One
The future. Captain Trusty, Why?
Captain Trusty
You'll see right after this quick break and a word from our sponsors. Hey friends, Trusty here now. You know the only thing I love more than adventure is not going on an adventure and hanging in my backyard, eating pizza with Chet and the woe girl.
Number One
Whoa.
Captain Trusty
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SpaceX Representative
Thanks for the ice cream, guys. We love this stuff. And we were afraid we'd have to wait until the next Dragon delivery.
Number One
Did you say dragons in space?
SpaceX Representative
No. That's the name of a spacecraft that brings cargo and astronauts to the International Space Station. It looks a little like the old Apollo space capsule, but can hold seven people. It's also full of modern technology and touch screens.
Captain Trusty
It's pretty sleek and smarty. Pants, what government space program do you think makes the Dragon spacecraft? The United States, Russia or China? If you said the U.S. you're close. But NASA doesn't make the Dragon. No government space program does. Sorry, it was a trick question.
SpaceX Representative
Since the shuttle program ended, private companies have been building spaceships. And the Dragon comes from an American company called SpaceX.
Captain Trusty
But NASA and other government agencies are still building spacecraft. Number one, let's head a little bit into the future.
Number One
To the future. Ooh, how do you like that first try?
Captain Trusty
Nice job, number one. But don't get cocky.
Narrator
Houston, we're seeing a pizza shaped spaceship.
Captain Trusty
Oh, hi. Don't worry about us. It's just the trusty narrator, first officer and a bunch of smarty pants from the past here to watch another milestone in space exploration.
Narrator
You've come to the right place. NASA's Artemis mission plans to land the first woman and first person of color on the moon. But that'll be the mission after ours. We're just the first humans since 1972 to go around the moon.
Captain Trusty
And smarty pants, that mission is scheduled to happen very soon. With the help of the European Space Agency, NASA's new spaceship called Orion, will blast to the moon using both new technology and and components similar to the space shuttle and Apollo spacecraft. SpaceX will also help out designing the spacecraft that will land on the surface. Other countries, such as China, India and Japan also have their own moon exploration projects. Wow.
Number One
I hope their control panels are less confusing than mine. But it all sounds very exciting.
Narrator
It certainly is. Maybe your smarty pants can join us someday.
Captain Trusty
I'm sure some of them would love to. Right, smartypants? Okay, number one, I think it's time to take this starship home.
Number One
Aye aye, captain. Whoops.
Captain Trusty
A big shout out to Lachlan in Liberty Hill, Texas. Thanks for listening to who smarted to and from school every day. Smarty pants, we're so glad we can put a big smile on your face and lots of fun facts in your brain. This episode, Spaceships was written by Dave Beamia Beaudry and voiced by Adam Trex Davis, Jenna Holodeck, Hoban, Shafield Chastain, Eleanor Pernas and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh. In space, no one can hear you, Han. Our associate producer is Max Kamaski. The theme song is by Brian Spaced Out Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis. Who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production.
Podcast Information:
[00:00 - 01:03] The episode kicks off aboard the fictional spaceship USS Smarty Pants, hosted by Captain Trusty and his first officer, Number One. Their mission? Delivering ice cream to the astronauts aboard the ISS. This playful scenario sets the stage for exploring real-world space concepts.
Captain Trusty [00:22]: "Blast off. Oh, boy. Smarty pants. For today's mission, we're heading to the International Space Station, AKA the iss..."
Key Points:
[01:03 - 01:57] Captain Trusty poses a trivia question to engage young listeners on how far the edge of space is.
Captain Trusty [01:09]: "Smarty Pants, do you know how far above Earth sits the edge of space? Is it A, 80 to 100 kilometers, B, 220 to 250 kilometers, or C, more than 500 kilometers?"
Key Points:
[02:10 - 07:57] A mishap with the spaceship's control panel sends Captain Trusty and Number One back in time, allowing them to explore pivotal moments in space history.
Sputnik – The First Artificial Satellite
Captain Trusty [03:19]: "Smartypants, do you know the name of the first artificial satellite to orbit Earth. Is it A, Explorer, B, Sputnik, or C, Skynet?"
Vostok 1 – First Manned Spaceflight
Captain Trusty [07:12]: "Smarty pants, is that true? Did the space shuttle ever go to the moon? The answer is no."
Captain Trusty [07:39]: "The spaceship had very few controls and there was no way to slow down."
[07:57 - 11:17] The duo continues their journey forward in time to the historic Apollo 11 mission.
Apollo 11 Mission:
Captain Trusty [08:26]: "Apollo 11 from the United States... Neil Armstrong was the first to walk on the moon."
Spacecraft Mechanics:
Captain Trusty [09:57]: "Enjoy. That's one small slice for man, one."
[10:02 - 11:24] Returning to the present-day mission, the conversation shifts to the development of spacecraft over the decades.
Space Shuttle:
Captain Trusty [10:23]: "The shuttle was the first reusable spaceship and it was much more roomy."
Soyuz Spacecraft:
Captain Trusty [11:24]: "The Soyuz can hold up to three people and its living quarters are about the size of a large van."
[14:46 - 15:32] After navigating through time-travel challenges, Captain Trusty interacts with a SpaceX Representative, shedding light on modern advancements in space travel.
SpaceX Representative [14:46]: "Thanks for the ice cream, guys. We love this stuff."
Key Points:
Dragon Spacecraft: A modern vehicle developed by SpaceX, distinct from NASA’s government programs.
Features: Resembles the Apollo capsules but with advanced technology and the capacity to hold seven people.
Captain Trusty [15:13]: "What government space program do you think makes the Dragon spacecraft? The United States, Russia or China? If you said the U.S. you're close. But NASA doesn't make the Dragon. No government space program does."
Private Sector Role: Emphasizes the shift from government-only programs to significant contributions from private companies like SpaceX in space exploration.
[16:00 - 17:05] The narrative progresses into future missions, highlighting upcoming milestones and international collaborations.
Artemis Mission:
Captain Trusty [16:10]: "NASA's Artemis mission plans to land the first woman and first person of color on the moon."
International Efforts:
Captain Trusty [16:26]: "Other countries, such as China, India and Japan also have their own moon exploration projects. Wow."
Spacecraft Innovations:
Captain Trusty [16:26]: "NASA's new spaceship called Orion, will blast to the moon using both new technology and components similar to the space shuttle and Apollo spacecraft."
Key Takeaways:
[17:05 - End] Captain Trusty wraps up the episode by acknowledging listeners and providing credits, reinforcing the educational and entertaining nature of “Who Smarted?”.
Captain Trusty [17:12]: "Who Smarted? We're so glad we can put a big smile on your face and lots of fun facts in your brain."
Credits:
"Who Smarted?" successfully blends humor with education, making learning about space both fun and memorable for young audiences. Whether it’s through time-travel adventures or engaging trivia, each episode aims to spark a lifelong interest in science and history.