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Trusty
And now it's time for. Who smarted?
Magical Michael
Psst.
Trusty
Hey, smarty pants. Guess where I am. If you said the zoo, the aquarium, or a planet in the Star wars universe, that is a great guess. But it's actually someplace a lot weirder than that. Why? I'm at the mythical creature convention, aka MythCon. Okay, confession time. Mythcon, just like the mythical creatures here, doesn't really exist. But hey, let's pretend it does. Anywho, like I was saying, Mythcon is the place to go if you like mythical creatures. Things like dragons, mermaids, centaurs, werewolves, ogres, orcs, goblins and trolls. And many more fabulous and fantastical beasts, including one of the most popular mythical creatures of all.
Ally
Unicorns.
Trusty
That's right, unicorns. Oh, and that voice you just heard is my friend Allie. She loves unicorns.
Ally
I love unicorns so much. And I know a lot about them too. Did you know the word unicorn comes from the Latin unique, which means one, and cornu, which means horn. Put them together and you've got one
Trusty
horn, just like a unicorn. Nice one, Ally.
Ally
Unicorns are like pretty ponies with one big spiral horn on their foreheads. They're the best. They're beautiful, they're magical, they're legendary.
Trusty
They're also very hard to pin down. People have been looking for unicorns since ancient times. They've appeared in ancient folklore from Mesopotamia, ancient India, ancient ancient China, and ancient Greece, where a Greek physician and historian named Theseus actually wrote one of the first reports about the unicorn around 400 BCE. But it turns out he was probably talking about a different one horned animal. Any guess what that might be, smarty pants? If you said a rhinoceros, you're probably right.
Ally
Well, I see unicorns all the time on my pajamas, backpack, lunchbox, stickers, the T shirt I'm currently wearing, the T shirts I'm not wearing my socks. The only place I've never seen a unicorn is in person.
Trusty
Which is why we're here at the mythical Mythcon. To see a one horned horse with our own two eyes.
Ally
Legend says whoever touches a unicorn will find happiness and joy for the rest of their lives.
Trusty
Eternal happiness and joy. Sounds good to me. But also I have a lot of questions. Like what magical powers do unicorns have? How do you catch a unicorn? And has anyone ever really proved the existence of unicorns?
Ally
Ooh, I want to know that too.
Trusty
Great. Then it's time for another magical whiff of science. Ish. And history on who smarted. Who's smarted, who's smart is it you? Is it me? Is it science or history? Listen up, everyone. We make smarting lots of fun on who's smart and. Okay, smarty pants, I am at a completely made up myth convention with my friend Allie, who is a huge unicorniac or unicorn fan.
Ally
Not just me, my parents, too. Did you know my name, Ali is short for Alicorn?
Trusty
Ah, yes, that's right, smartypants. Do you know what the name Alicorn means? Is it A, the magical horn of a unicorn, B, a mythical horse with wings and a unicorn horn, or C, a tasty type of corncob that grows in Alabama and is shaped like a unicorn horn?
Magical Michael
That's a trick question. There are two correct answers.
Ally
Hey, it's a pegasus. A huge white horse with wings.
Trusty
Uh, that's not a real Pegasus, Allie. It's just a guy in a Pegasus costume.
Magical Michael
A very expensive homemade Pegasus costume who happens to know the answers to your question. An alicorn is both A, the magical horn of a unicorn, and B, a mythical horse with wings and a unicorn horn. Sort of like a cross between a unicorn and a pegasus.
Trusty
Hmm. Shouldn't be called a Pegacorn. A Unisys.
Ally
No, it's an alicorn, like me.
Magical Michael
Hey, if you guys are looking for unicorns, you should head to Rainbow Hall. Legend says unicorns are often found near rainbows because they're both beautiful, magical, and rare. I join you, but I got to get to Bigfoot's autograph signing, and I hear the Kraken is giving out some sick merch.
Trusty
Later. All right. To Rainbow hall we go.
Ally
Yay. Wow. Rainbow hall is so colorful and glittery.
Trusty
Too much glitter. What?
Ally
You can never have too much glitter.
Trusty
Maybe not. But if you can, this is it, trustee.
Ally
Look over there. It's a unicorn. Maybe it can tell us about the magical powers of the unicorn and how we can find one.
Trusty
Uh, I don't think that's a real unicorn. It looks like a girl in a unicorn costume.
Ally
Oh, you might be right, but she still looks super cool. I should have worn a unicorn costume.
Trusty
Oh, I think you look great in your unicorn shirt, socks, shorts, hat, sunglasses, sneakers, backpack. Oh, and earrings. Besides, don't you already know everything there is to know about the magical powers of unicorns?
Ally
Yeah, I already mentioned that touching them gives you eternal happiness and joy. But did you know a unicorn's horn, also known as alicorn, was believed to have magical powers to purify water and heal wounds and diseases?
Trusty
I did not know that.
Ally
Yep, the alicorn was one of the Most well known remedies during the Middle ages and Renaissance period, too, right? People believed if they drank from cups of alicorn, it would heal them. And alchemists and apothecaries, which is just a fancy word for old school pharmacists, would grind the horn into a powder and put it in medicine to fight off everything from measles to snake bites to the plague.
Trusty
They would?
Ally
Oh, yeah. People would pay a lot of money for an alicorn, especially the royals, because it didn't just prevent or heal disease, but it also protected them against poison. Many kings and queens, including the king of France, used alicorns to detect poison. If a horn heated up and smoked, when it touched food or drink, it was poisoned. Some royals even lined their goblets with what they thought was unicorn horn and used it to make scepters, crowns, and thrones.
Trusty
Wow, that's something.
Ally
I read. Queen Elizabeth once paid £10,000 for an alicorn, which was the going price of a castle back in the 1500s. How unbelievable is that?
Trusty
Very unbelievable, considering that unicorns aren't real.
Ally
Trustee, you can't say unicorns aren't real at mythcon. Uh oh. The girl in the unicorn costume looks like she's ready to charge.
Trusty
Yikes. What I meant was, unicorns aren't real fond of people taking their horns to use for medicine and poison detection. Phew, that was close. Anyway, like you were saying, unicorns became sort of a status symbol for the rich, famous and likely to be poisoned.
Ally
Yes, but they're much more than that. Trusty. They're a symbol of nobility, power, and independence. Ancient Roman author Pliny the Elder wrote about the unicorns in his famous book Natural History. He said unicorns were fierce and impossible to catch. But that didn't stop people from trying.
Trusty
So what's the secret? How do you catch a unicorn?
Ally
Well, according to a medieval bestiary I read, which is an illustrated book with descriptions of animals both real and mythical, it says only an innocent maiden can tame a unicorn. It will lie down in her lap and fall asleep.
Trusty
Aw, that's so cute.
Ally
But unicorns aren't just cute. They're also super smart and can see what others can't.
Trusty
Oh, you mean like a sixth sense? Hey, smarty pants. According to legend, clever unicorns can tell when someone does which of the following A, daydream, B, lie, or C, fart. I don't think you need a unicorn to tell when someone farts. The answer is B. Unicorns supposedly can tell when someone is lying.
Ally
Yep, and then they pierce the liar through the heart with its horn.
Trusty
Yikes. You're right. That is definitely not cute.
Ally
Nope. But I still love unicorns.
Trusty
They sure are fascinating. Not to mention noble, powerful, independent and fierce. Maybe that's why a certain nation made the unicorn its official national animal. Smarty pants, do you know the answer? Is it A Scotland, B India or C Denmark?
Ally
Hmm, that I don't know. But whichever nation it is, I am definitely going there.
Trusty
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Ally
My unicorn sense told me the other two answers were lies.
Trusty
Uh, should I be worried about taking a unicorn alicorn to the heart?
Ally
No, you're safe.
Trusty
Phew. Anywho, the unicorn was first introduced to the Royal Coat of Arms of Scotland around the mid-1500s. And you can see depictions of unicorns all over Scotland.
Ally
And my bedroom. I've got unicorn posters, calendars, stickers, bedsheets, pillows, stuffed animals, wallpaper, and nightshades.
Trusty
Right. Of course, those are just pictures of unicorns, like the ones here in Rainbow Hall. The one thing we're not seeing are any. Any real unicorns.
Ally
You sound like the skeptics during the late 17th century who questioned whether unicorns had magical powers or were even real. And then there were the scientists that discovered those alicorns everyone wanted were actually horns from rhinoceroses. In fact, it turns out rhino horns may have been able to detect poison because they're mostly composed of the protein keratin, which is in your hair and fingernails. And animal hooves, too. Poison may have reacted chemically to the keratin and rhino horns.
Trusty
Aha. So it was science, not magic. And alicorns were really rhino horns or
Ally
the tusks of marine animals like walruses and narwhals. In fact, narwhals are Sometimes called the unicorn of the sea.
Trusty
Right. Except narwhals are real. Has anyone ever proved that unicorns are real?
Ally
Well, there are some stories that people, including the famous military leader like Alexander the Great and explorer Marco Polo, claim to see unicorns. You can find unicorns in famous art like the unicorn tapestries at the Met Cloisters Museum in New York City and in great literary works like some of Shakespeare's plays. But no, there is no scientific evidence proving unicorns ever existed.
Trusty
Oh, but that's okay. As a unicorniac, you know where unicorns really live?
Ally
Where?
Trusty
In your heart.
Ally
Aw, trusty. That's so sweet and true.
Trusty
Not to mention, unicorns also live in our imaginations. I don't have to tell you, ali, that every April 9 is celebrated as National Unicorn Day.
Ally
You mean my second favorite day of the year after my birthday?
Trusty
The fact is, people love unicorns as both an image and a symbol of rare excellence. Did you know businesses that become really successful and make lots of money are called unicorns? And people who are really special and beautiful inside and out are also referred to as unicorns. Like you, Ally. Aww.
Ally
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever told me.
Magical Michael
Hey, there you are. I couldn't find Bigfoot or any mythical creatures. I'm starting to think that maybe none of them actually exist. But I did grab some sweet Pegasus merch. The gift shop is definitely real.
Trusty
A magical, mythical shout out to Kendra in Burnaby, British Columbia. I hear you listen on your drives to and from school and even on weekend adventures. That sounds like the perfect place for smarting. Thanks, Kendra. This episode, Unicorns was written by Leanne Fantasyland French and voiced by Gabby Alicorn Mayfield. Magical Michael Irsu and Jerry Colbert. Technical direction and sound design by Josh Bighorn Hahn, who Smarted is recorded and mixed at the Rollock Room Studios. Our associate producer is Max Unicorny Kamasky. The theme song is by Brian Singlehorn Suarez with lyrics written and performed by Adam Tex Davis, who Smarted was created and produced by Adam Tex Davis and Jerry Colbert. This has been an Atomic Entertainment production. Who's smarted.
Podcast: Who Smarted? (Atomic Entertainment/Starglow Media)
Episode Release Date: February 20, 2026
In this myth-busting, giggle-filled episode, host Trusty and unicorn superfan Ally delve into the fascinating origins, history, and legendary tales of unicorns. Recording (in their imaginations) from the whimsical "Mythical Creature Convention" (aka MythCon), the duo explores the unicorn’s place in world myths, how people historically believed in their magical powers, and investigates whether real unicorns ever existed— all while weaving in pop culture, fun facts, and laughter tailored to curious kids and the adults who love them.
This episode masterfully fuses history, science, and myth, revealing unicorns as creations of the human imagination inspired by real animals. From medieval beliefs about the magical power of alicorns to the unicorn's symbolic stature in modern life, Trusty, Ally, and Magical Michael demonstrate that while unicorns may not be scientifically real, their enduring spirit lives in stories, art, culture, and the hearts—and dreams—of unicorn fans everywhere.
Perfect For: Kids, families, and anyone who wants to chuckle and learn a whiff about legendary history, myth-busting, and the magic of imagination!