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So good, so good, so good.
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Al Murray
It is absolutely necessary to recognize that the greatest task of the hour is concentration of all our power against Britain. In other words, the means necessary for the defeat of Britain must be produced with energy and speed. All demands not absolutely essential for warfare against Britain must deliberately be set aside. There are serious doubts over the advisability of Operation Barbarossa before the overthrow of Britain. The fight against Britain is carried on primarily by the Air Force and the Navy. There is therefore the greatest need to produce the weapons used by these two services and to concentrate these weapons on the British supply lines, which are taking on increased significance in view of the fact that the entire armament industry, particularly aircraft on ship construction, is being shifted to America. Britain's ability to maintain a supply lines is definitely the decisive factor for the outcome of the war. The naval staff is firmly convinced that German submarines, as in the world War, as a decisive weapons against Britain. That was of course Admiral Raeder filling Hitler in on what he thinks of the state of the naval war on the 7th of December 1940.
James Holland
And that was brilliantly done. Well, we know he's going to be raider from now on.
Al Murray
Yeah, absolutely.
James Holland
Really funny.
Al Murray
Thank you.
James Holland
Crikey, he's changed his tune a bit, hasn't he?
Al Murray
He has.
James Holland
I thought it was all surface fleets.
Al Murray
He certainly has.
James Holland
You know, here we are in December 1940 and it's you boat. U boat. U boat. It's a bit late, mate, isn't it?
Al Murray
Yeah, the penny has dropped.
James Holland
Britain, the most dangerous enemy Britain.
Al Murray
Welcome to we have ways of making you talk with me. I'm Murray and James Holland for episode four of our Atlantic War quest. Our attempt to try and fit the atlant, at least this phase of it into six episodes, maybe Jim, because the Atlantic is vast and so is this story of this campaign. It's the longest campaign, longest campaign and the most important, of course. Certainly while we're doing podcasts about it, Raiders changed his tune and the British Shipbuilding Commission now swings into view. And for those people who are fans of committees, smoke filled rooms of horse trading, arm wrestling, deal making, this is a story with that and some additional knobs added, isn't it? It's the most extraordinary story this, as it pans out.
James Holland
It really is, yeah.
Al Murray
I mean this is so fascinating because this is a period where the, the British, you know, everything's gone wrong that possibly could go wrong on land, but the muscle they have at sea and that they're going to. And the muscle they're going to flex in terms of the money that the British Empire has to spend on solving this problem. I think it also puts, puts a different gloss on Britain being alone and.
James Holland
All this sort of thing.
Al Murray
Britain is incredibly powerful, has very, very still has very deep pockets at this stage of the war. And it's going to use that power and those deep pockets. And I think it's very interesting. Thompson is the person you would send to America. You send a young guy who is a shipping genius and the Americans think, well, we can. They're not sending some stuffy old admiral, they're Sending one of their, one of their tyro genius people because that's what appeals to the American sensibility. So I mean he gets, makes it to New York on the 3rd of October.
James Holland
They're one of the, one of the 99.3% of ships which are getting through.
Al Murray
There we are, there we are. And the thing is, let's be honest, if they'd been, if they'd gone to the bottom, they'd have sent someone else the following day, wouldn't they? The British would have sent their next fellow in line the next day.
James Holland
Yes. Might have been very different though had they had that happened.
Al Murray
Yeah, yeah, it might have been. But you just feel that there's the depth in Britain's maritime power and experience and know how.
James Holland
Well, yes, I think more because of his ship design but more of that in a bit.
Al Murray
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're met in New York by Sir Walter Layton, who's the British director at the Ministry of Supply, who's already in the US of course. Also there is Arthur Purvis who's a Scottish businessman who's made a fortune in Canada there since the start of the war as head of the British Purchasing Commission. And one day maybe we should do like a, not a two parter but an episode about the British Purchasing Commission because they're incredibly important.
James Holland
Well, and Purvis is an extraordinary character.
Al Murray
Yeah, exactly. So we'll, we'll get around to that at some point. So Leighton and Purvis brief Cyril Thompson and Harry Hunter and what the who they've got to convince in the US and that's Rear Admiral Jerry Land who is head of the U.S. maritime Commission and his deputy commander Howard Vickery. The committee phase of the Second World War campaign here, everybody we know how exciting that is.
James Holland
Yeah. But it's good to get out of the, out of the fire pan and into the kind of the calm surrounds of modern America in 1940.
Al Murray
Yeah, yeah. But where the arm wrestling and horse trading has to happen to make this work. Because there's an immediate setback, isn't there? Because Land himself is in trouble for having not expanded the US Navy quickly. The US they've got loads of contracts set up that They've cleared for 948 naval vessels including 292 warships and 12305000 ton carriers. You know, what a thing to turn around and we've talked a lot about tank production being turned around in the Second World War, but the Germans had known this at this stage of the war, would they have set themselves down and Someone sat Hitler down and gone, you know what, suck it off. I mean, the British are allowed to, they're allowed to approach shipbuilding firms, aren't they? The private firms. But the US government has to clear the deals because obviously what the Americans are worried about is British, British production burning off American capacity, that they've got their own things, they want to build their own, their own plans and they don't want the British taking a bite out of that. And so the way that the deal the Americans demand, this is very much how things then roll for the rest of the war is yay, we'll let you build ships here. But you've got to build new builders a pay for new shipyards to do that.
James Holland
Whoever said that Lend Lease was a one way, one way ticket?
Al Murray
We've got to pay for the bloody things. I mean, anyway.
James Holland
Well, yeah, but you're paying America for infrastructure which you can then use and get rich on.
Al Murray
Yes, to sound a bit, that does sound quite one way.
James Holland
But Thompson's only got 10 million quid. He's only got 10 million quid which is, you know, 100 million in today's money. But, but it still looks like, you know, the entire plan might be dead in the water because, you know, he's guess and guessing quite rightly that building shipyards is going to be an expensive business. But anyway, you know, despite this, undeterred, Thompson and Hunter set off on their three week tour of shipyards and marine engineering works in the US and Canada. And everywhere they go they get the same message. They're already working at full capacity and there's absolutely no room for British orders. The other message they get through is they think Britain's a busted fluster and going to lose. It comes across really, really loud and clear. They're really, they're really kind of taken back by this. What, you know, well, we don't think we're going to lose. So they spend an awful lot of time trying to persuade the Americans that they're not going to lose, they're still in the fight. And all the Americans like, yeah, yeah, whatever. But anyway, on the 23rd of October is an auspicious day because that is the day that Cyril Thompson and co meet Henry Kaiser in Portland, Oregon. Kaiser is one of. He's a tremendous figure. He looks like a massive boiled egg. He's kind of small and round and he's, you know, completely bald, glasses, 58 years old, but he's this absolute ball of energy and positivity. He's completely can do, you know, firebrand entrepreneur. He's not a qualified engineer himself, but he understands money and what can be done and he doesn't like saying no to anything. And so he's headed up a number of construction businesses. In the 1920s, 1930s, 1931, he set up the Six Companies Incorporated, which built the Boulder Dam in Colorado and then the Hoover Dam. He's also built loads of roads. It's his idea, personal idea, to put a plow on the front of a tractor and calls it a Caterpillar, the Dozer. That's his invention, which becomes a very, very useful over 100,000 built and sent to Europe, for example, and becomes standard construction equipment, but also standard war equipment in the, in the Second World War. Later on, the Six Companies Incorporated has gone into business in partnership with the Todd shipyards to build a new yard at Seattle. So suddenly they've got a bit of shipyard building experience and nous. And when Kaiser meets Thompson, he goes, yeah, sure, I can sort this out for you. It's like, at last, finally there's someone who's saying yes, not no. And he thinks that Britain can actually survive. Rather than go under, Kaiser says to him, not only would he build two shipyards, he could build three shipyards if they like. He would build 200 merchant vessels in 1942. And Thompson's going, at last I found my man. You know, this is the answer to all my. I found him. They go and visit the Kaiser Todd shipyard in Seattle, which was created from scratch, plus a few new ships in just 11 months. So he's thinking, you know, this is just absolutely superb. But there are some issues to resolve. The first one, of course, is the design of the ship to be built. Clear that, that if you just have one design that makes it simpler, particularly if you're dealing with someone like Kaiser who doesn't really have shipbuilding experience. You know, just give me the blueprints, I'll make it. That's basically his, his attitude. So Kaiser agrees to build the ships based on the blueprints that Thompson's brought with him from his one ship that he's developing in the northeast of England. So throughout November 1940, Thompson and his and the engineers at Todd Kaiser shipyard work through these designs. And there's a few modifications because the British do riveting, but there isn't much experience of riveting so much in the US that's not how they do it. They weld. And certainly the Todd Kaiser shipyard, they don't know how to. They don't know how to rivet. So Again, well we're going to have to weld it rather than rivet it. And Thompson goes, yeah, don't have a problem with that, whatever. And they also agree to use coal fired steam engines familiar, which are familiar to the British crews. But then comes the setback because the cable for London on the 16th of November we're saying actually that blueprint you've gone across, I think it's a bit small. I think what we really want is a larger blueprint. But Thompson's also developed that as well. So he's thinking, okay, well that's not a problem, we can just use my larger design. Trouble is is the blueprints are back in Sunderland. So he goes, okay, well Kaiser again says, well that's not a problem, just send them over. You know, we'll, we'll just adjust, that's absolutely fine, no issues at all. So that is agreed. And they now have to get the authority from the US government via Admiral Jerry Land. And it's absolutely clear that Todd shipyard is not a possibility. So Kaiser needs to build two new shipyards and he suggests the first should be at Richmond in California, which is on the east side of San Francisco Bay. And Kaiser takes Thompson and his and Harry Hunter there and all they can see are these sort of dismal mud flats. And Kaiser goes, it's true, you see nothing now, but within months this vast space will have a shipyard on it with thousands of workers building the ships for you. It's a bit like Tintin in America. Do you remember when he goes there and the city sort of, sort of evolves in like two frames of the cartoon and it's going to be run and built by the newly formed Todd California Shipbuilding Corporation. I'll just build another, go create another company especially for this. And then the second yard is going to be built in Portland in Maine. Yeah.
Al Murray
One of Kaiser's specialties though is dealing with federal contracts and dealing with government. Getting money out of government, isn't it? This is his superpower actually. As well as being this sort of incredible can do tyro businessman, he is capable of getting money out of government, which is the sort of, at this crucial moment the thing you really, really, you really need is he knows how to go in and get federal money, which is how he's able to spring these things to life. Obviously. Say the right thing to the right person the right way, that makes. Yeah, of course, carry on. It's extraordinary their good fortune. And running into Kaiser is, well, I mean it's game changing, isn't it?
James Holland
He's an absolutely amazing character. He is, he is a force of nature. But of course, the deal is going to cost more than 10 million quid. It's going to cost 24 million quid and so that's more than double the authorized expenditure. So there's only one thing for it. Thompson's going to have to sail back to Britain and argue his case. So he, he, he alone boards the cargo line of Western Prince in New York on 6 December 1940. What follows is just absolutely insane.
Al Murray
Come on. Because this is ridiculous. As you said, when he sails to New York, he's in the 99.3% of convoys who get through, right? Ships that get through sailing in convoy.
James Holland
But on the way back, he's in the 0.7%.
Al Murray
He's in the 0. So, so that's 50, 50 really, isn't it? If we're rolling the dice for Thompson, in this instance, the odds, the odds working a little differently. So on the 14th of December, the Western Prince is struck by a torpedo fired by U96, which is Kapitan Leutnant Heinrich Lehman Willenburg. This one of seven merchant vessels sunk. This U boat patrol, they also take down the Emperor razorbill. On the 14th, three British vessels, two Dutch, one Swedish, one Belgian. This is a global effort to supply the UK. The global shipping is now involved. And this is absolutely unbelievable. Thompson has a draft agreement of the deal struck with Admiral Land in his black briefcase. Is the briefcase handcuffed to him. That's the only thing that would increase the drama here, right? The torpedo from U96 hits the forward, forward of the bridge on the port side and massive explosion. The ship shudders, begins tilting at the bows. Captain orders everyone into lifeboats immediately. You know, the U boats are attacking at night times. It's around 26:40am in December, so it's dark, obviously, Thompson's in his cabin at the time. He chucks some more clothes on, grabs the briefcase so it's not handcuffed to him, and he hurries to the lifeboat. The ship's already dangerously low in the water. He gets in, it's lowered into the water, then rowed for all they're worth. And Thompson's a big lad, so he's useful for rowing hard. Suddenly, U96 surfaces 60 yards away. I mean, where is Hollywood right now? Come on, you need stories, do you? Thompson watches some of the crew clamber onto the deck and take photos of the sinking ship as the Western Prince goes down. He didn't know, but the captain of The Western Prince had suddenly remembered that the ship's Spitfire fund collection was still in the safe. So they row back to fetch it and they're still on board. Oh, God. While U96 fires its coup de grace as a huge second explosion with a sheet of flame. Down she goes with the whistle BLASTING MOURNFULLY this is. I mean, this is all a bit on the nose, Jim, isn't it, in terms of drama? Dial it back. The great screenwriter in the sky, Thompson and his briefcase and the. The other people in the lifeboat are now alone in the Atlantic on the rising swell with the Arctic wind. The fate of the British shipping effort hangs on the next few hours.
James Holland
I mean, yeah, and of course the sinking is announced on German radio, which is picked up in the uk. You know, there's no report of any survivors, so it's terrible news for the Admiralty because they're waiting for him with his contract. And it's also terrible news for Thompson's wife, Doreen. I mean, you can imagine Garnier and his kids, but actually Thompson's still alive. He keeps rowing for nine hours. I mean, it's one way to sort of keep the temperature up. Anyway, they're readying themselves for a long cold night when suddenly they spot a freighter. So they send up flares and the ship spots them and turns around. Many wouldn't, by the way, Many don't stop because it's dangerous to stop. And this is the Baron Kinnaird. And at nine knots, it's too slow for the fast convoy, so sails alone and stops, picks up the survivors, which is a very, very brave decision. And instead of going on to Halifax, turns around and goes back to Scotland with its cargo, but with its most precious cargo of all, which of course is Cyril Thompson with his. With his draft contract. And he reaches Gorok on the Clyde on the 18th of December.
Al Murray
Well, that must be Thompson going to the captain and going you back as quick as you can.
James Holland
We have to.
Al Murray
You have to go back. Oh, yeah. Why? Well, in this briefcase, the future of the world continue. Exactly. Don't you come to me with that future of the world in your briefcase nonsense. No, seriously, Captain, we have to turn around.
James Holland
I'm not going by the helicopter cruise. Is Cyril Thompson twice as old, obviously.
Al Murray
Well, not six foot, so he doesn't.
James Holland
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's also true. They get to go on the Clyde on the 18th of December, and instead of rushing to his wife Doreen, he hurtles straight down to London and presents his case. And of course it's the best Advert of all for going ahead with the 24 million pound deal. Look, this is what's happened to me. We've got to sort this out. And there he is still, literally still sort of dripping wet. And. And of course, of course they agree. The deal is signed on the 20th of December 1940. Hooray. And Kaiser and his corporation agree to build two new shipyards. And the ships it would be Thompson's new larger design, the one currently under construction is given provisional name of hull number 611. But when it's completed, it's going to be called the Empire Liberty. And the design from then on is called Liberty ships.
Al Murray
That's right.
James Holland
Yes, indeed. So good news for Britain and her allies, not so good for the Germans.
Al Murray
I mean, the Liberty ship in itself is that the story of how quickly they can be produced is. Is excellent in itself, right? But the drama that delivers them gets absolutely incredible, far too on the nose. And you think of him ringing at him, ringing out his socks, you know.
James Holland
In the training department. Does he? Well, no, in the Flying Scotsman hurtle.
Al Murray
Southwards and soaking wet on the bridge of the Baron Kinnaird going, no, no, turn it round. You listen to me, old man, there's something that we gotta do. Although he's British, obviously.
James Holland
Yeah, there's a Geordie.
Al Murray
No, you listen to me, pal. We are called. But renew.
James Holland
We're going Bada Gourrock and then I gotta get myself down at London. That's terrible, isn't it? I'll stick to my King George VI impersonation.
Al Murray
We're on safer ground there.
James Holland
Imagine a conversation between Henry Kaiser and Cyril Thompson. God, the comedy to be had there. Maybe we should do that. If we have ways of six.
Al Murray
I think there's a decision made. We've thrown down a. We've thrown down a damp gauntlet to ourselves there. Very good. We'll see you after the break. This episode is brought to you by Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels and music are made for each other. They share a rhythm in the craft of making something timeless while being a part of legendary nights. From backyard jams to sold out arenas, There's a song in every toast. Please drink responsibly. Responsibility.org, jack Daniels and Old Number 7 are registered trademarks. Tennessee Whiskey, 40% alcohol by volume. Jack Daniel Distillery, Lynchburg, Tennessee.
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Al Murray
Only pay for what you need@libertymutual.com Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Savings Ferry Unwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company and affiliates Excludes Massachusetts welcome back to Weird Ways to Make youe Talk with Me, Al Murray and James Holland. So that is a, you know, a turn of fate that will have huge impact later in the war. But what about the Kriegsmarine surface fleet at this actual point? As you go into the winter, it gets harder to attack in U boats, isn't it? This is one of the. We saw that turn down in, in October, didn't we, in tonnage, sunk. And it's because the worse the weather, the harder it is for the U boats, the better it is for the convoys. Actually, even though it's unpleasant, it's safer. So by November, the U boats are having a dry patch and they don't sink a single ship between the 5th and 21st November, 1940. So the happy time is in the rearview mirror.
James Holland
Now.
Al Murray
You've also got. The Italians have tried to make an effort in the Atlantic.
James Holland
You know, love Italy, love the Italians. But I mean, you know, thank goodness, when it comes to war, it's not their kind of strong point. So 30 Italian subs are sent by Mussolini, and Donitz can't really refuse them. And they're based at Bordeaux, where Suren's old skipper, Kapitan Leutnant Rosing, is sent as a liaison officer. They sink one ship between them in the whole of October and November. And in the same period, Donitz's half dozen operational subs sink 80. Anyway, so in December, Donitz stands him down and he writes, I felt obliged for the time being to dispense with close Italian cooperation.
Al Murray
How are they gonna learn, though? How are they gonna learn? This is the thing.
James Holland
Well, as we know, the Germans aren't great allies. Well, it's a warning, isn't it, of what happens when you don't have experienced crews.
Al Murray
But the Kriegsmarine surface fleet, however, now pops up having taken its mauling over the summer. You have the pocket battleship, whatever that means. Please argue somewhere else about what a pocket battleship is. The Admiral Shear slips out of the blockade and she gets out into the Atlantic. She spots a convoy, sinks the escort, then five merchant vessels, so 47,300 tons. And this is the, this is the fear of the capital ships, of battleships, isn't it? British Home Fleet then have to react. They send out four battleships, heavy cruisers, destroyers. They suspend convoys for a fortnight, which impacts badly on the U boats, as we mentioned earlier. But the Admiralty gets away because the Atlantic's enormous. The very things that make things difficult for one side make things difficult the other side, too.
James Holland
Yeah. And it can speed at 32 knots. You can see the thinking of Haier and Admiral Carles in the Z Plan, that their idea is thinking, well, you know, surface vessels can sink disproportionately large amounts of merchant vessels, and that's the reason they're going for it. But it still doesn't get away from the underlying problem that they don't have enough of them and they don't have the support for them. And that is the Achilles heel here. You know, when you can get into the Atlantic, yeah, sure, they can, they can cause havoc. But actually, six merchant vessels, for all that effort, for that scale, that size, the building costs, the fuel costs, the ammunition costs, all the rest of it, it's not great return, really.
Al Murray
No.
James Holland
And it doesn't. And it doesn't alter the basic equation that they're not sinking anything like enough Allied merchant vessels in this period. Their successes are constantly paper over fundamental flaws, which they haven't got enough of. Everything, you know, they haven't got the basis and the infrastructure to support surface vessels. So, okay, so the Admiral Shear slips through, it's very humiliating for the British and it sinks 47,000 tons, but kind of, so what? I mean, it's obviously bad for those ships that get sunk. It's not a significant amount. It's not war changing, is it? It's not campaign changing.
Al Murray
But in the German command culture, you go to Hitler with the good news that Admiral Scheer got out and sunk 47,000 tons, and he goes, why can we not have more of this? Rather than you go to Hitler and you go, terribly difficult. We're. We're fighting with one hand tied behind our back because. Because the Z Plan was poorly conceived and then didn't deliver and cancelled and, you know, yada, yada, yada. That command structure is a good news, command structure, isn't it? We have to go to him with good, good stuff or you get balled out or fired. That is a bit of Good news if you're the Germans. But they're not thinking strategically. They're thinking, they're always thinking tactically. Tactically that's good news. Strategically it's meaningless. Even the British reaction, they might not be to find it, but they've sent four battleships and heavy crews. You know, like the, the reaction is colossal automatically and it's just the Admiral Shear is the thing because Tirpitz of Bismarck are still being finished and the rest of the surface fleet is in, in dried up or being fixed.
James Holland
And the rest of the surface fleet have either been sunk earlier on this year or they're undergoing repairs or at least they were until the end of 1940. And then, and then Operation Berlin is, is a, is another planned cruiser raid into the Atlantic. So this is Gneisenau and the Scharnhorst operating in tandem once again. They finally, you know, do you remember they were coming back from Trondheim, they had their spat with the Glorious. Then they get, they get injured, they get damaged and have to, you know, they're out for the next six months so they head out. But a severe storm then damages the Gneisenau and so the two ships are forced to return. So the Scharnhorst then goes to gotten Halfen and Gneisenau to Kiel. You know, so, so the only, that autumn, the only ship that's got through is the Admiral Ship. It's one pocket battleship. It's kind of, you know, so what. Anyway, I mean, I do think it's odd how unconcerned both the OKW and Hitler seem about the Atlantic. And I think it's really important but really, really worth looking at the Fuhrer directive number 23, which is just fascinating. This is in response to plans which are put in place by General Walter Warlemant who we mentioned a number of times, who heads up the planning division at the okw, the obkw, the Oberkommander Dwmacht, for those who are new to this, who have forgotten which is the combined general staff of the German armed forces but is effectively Hitler's mouthpiece and Walamont doesn't seem to have factored it in at all. Fuhrer directive number 23 is directions for operations against the English war economy and is issued on the 6th of February 1941. And it's kind of, you know, reading it, it's kind of more of a situation report than a, than a plan. And it's completely delusional in its tone of overconfidence and lack of any specifics. Whatsoever. So there is at no point does it mention the word Atlantic at all. I mean, it's really, really interesting.
Al Murray
That is remarkable. Hitler's monomania is focused on smashing Bolshevism. Right. We've called him a landlubber. I think with some proof there. I mean, that is absolutely amazing when you think about it. The strategic nous there, completely absent point one of this directive number 23 is the effect of our operations against England to date, which says, contrary to our former view, the heaviest effect of our operations against the English fore economy has laid in the high losses in merchant shipping inflicted by sea and air warfare. This effect has been increased by the destruction of port installations, the elimination of large quantities of supplies, and by the diminished use of ships when compelled to sail in convoy. What a further considerable increase is to be expected in the course of this year by the wider employment of the Samoans. And this can bring about a collapse of English resistance within the foreseeable future.
James Holland
It's astonishing. It's overconfidence.
Al Murray
Well, yeah, but the idea that you're drawing a conclusion that forcing them to sail in convoy, haha, that's making their shipping less efficient, but it's also making defend the convoys easier. The shipping easier. Like you donuts to draw a positive from, from convoy ship anyway. Then point four. The shipping of merchantmen is more important than an attack on enemy warships. The same is true of the use of the aerial torpedoes. By reducing the available enemy tonnage, not only will the blockade which is decisive to the war be intensified, but enemy operations in Europe or Africa will be impeded.
James Holland
So what he's implying is that the blockade is on Britain.
Al Murray
Yeah.
James Holland
And I would argue that the sinking of merchantmen is not more important than sinking than attack on enemy warships. Because if you get rid of the enemy warships, then it's easier to hit the enemy shipping.
Al Murray
But still they don't get it, do they? They just don't get it. And then point five, until the beginning of the regrouping of forces for Barbarossa. And here we are. You see, that's what he. That's what he's really interested in. That's what the boss is really interested in. This is an agree with the boss, good news culture efforts will be made to intensify the effect of air and sea warfare not only in order to inflict the heaviest possible losses on England, but also in order to give the impressions that an attack on the British Isles. His plan for this year.
James Holland
So that hasn't worked. Everyone's discounted that idea. They've already discounted that the British. No, that's not going to happen pretty much. And you know, by the beginning of March they've absolutely discounted any chance of an invasion anytime soon. Completely. Absolutely. You know this of course is, you know, the air attack on Britain, of course is the ongoing blitz, which is not achieving very much. It's achieving lots of destruction but it's not achieving much against Britain's war effort. I mean it is absolutely delusional this. And also where are all the statistics? Where's the kind of following document full of charts and tonnage drop, you know, sunk and all this. Not a bit of it.
Al Murray
It doesn't want to read that, does he? We'll prosecute our air and sea warfare to fool the British rather than deliver a result which is to knock England out of the war.
James Holland
Right.
Al Murray
We need to keep the British guessing because Barbaross is what we really want to do. So we'll keep the British hanging on by making them think they're going to be invaded so that we can concentrate on what we really. It's the thinking is so confused and not strategic at all.
James Holland
By the way, the whole point about Barbarossa is to knock out Russia quickly so that you can then turn back and destroy Britain. That's the motivation of going in early. And the other thing I think is completely striking is the lack of any detail or any consideration whatsoever of what the enemy might be thinking that is Britain or planning in response. You know, there's no consideration that lack of escorts for the convoys was due to anti invasion duty. No analysis of that at all. There's no mention of what the uk, Canadian and US shipyards might be building, only that Germany is going to build more U boats so therefore it's going to become more successful. There's no assumption the Allies will develop better weapons. There is an assumption that the Allied shipbuilding will stand still. I mean, I mean it's just, you know, they've elevated the Middle east and the Mediterranean but that's not going to lead to the defeat of Britain. You know, there's only one thing that's going to defeat Britain that's severing its sea lanes. You know that that is the only way that Britain is going to fall and they're not doing it.
Al Murray
If you do, if, if the Med and North Africa is, is important to you, then you're making yourself fight the British the way the British have always fought, which is at the end of their sea lanes where you are at full stretch and the British aren't because they've got, they've got great shipping, they've got great naval reach and power. What this also points to, Jim, you know, so often that after the war there's that, you know, the generals, the German generals saying, you know, we all knew what we were doing and Hitler basically made a mess of it and if we'd been allowed to fight, do things the way we wanted to, it would have worked out well, what's this stream of bullshit that Wolhemont's delivered? If he really knew what he was doing, why are there no coherent arguments in here for him to offer Hitler?
James Holland
I agree, it's absolutely bonkers. And what's really interesting is that the Allied losses by tonnage in December, January and February, they're still high. 380,000 and a half tons in December, 302,000 in January, 372 in February. That's high, but it's lower than it was in the autumn. And you know, there are no more than eight U boats operating in the Atlantic in January 1941. That is the most that's ever operating at one time. It's just not enough. It's not enough. And of course, you know, Britain and the Allies are not standing still.
Al Murray
It's extraordinary.
James Holland
Yeah, you know, they're just not on it. They are not on it. The opportunities are flashing by them thick and fast. They passed over golden opportunity before the war and now that the war has begun, they become complacent, is the truth of it. They're over reliant on too few, too few surface vessels, too few U boat aces. And their figures are flattered by those very few people and very few crews and very few vessels. It's the truth of it. But there are new U boats emerging from the shipyards in Germany. They are not, not at 25amonth as planned by any stretch of imagination, but they are coming out and they are new U boat, Mark VII C types. And you know, I don't want to get overly geeky about all this. I don't want to get overly geeky, but up until that point there'd been Mark VII B types. And the difference, they're actually a little bit slow. They're a little bit slower.
Al Murray
Oh, really? But that's because they're heavier. Yeah, two feet longer because they've got.
James Holland
More tanks and eight tons heavier and that's so they can dive quicker. So they've got larger saddle tanks, larger fuel tanks. So they're longer range than the 7B. And they're 2 foot longer. And they're equipped with newer hydrophones and.
Al Murray
Escrate, which is a sonar, basically an active sonar, so they could seek out targets and mines because I think it's quite interesting, isn't it? We always forget about mines because they're boring, aren't they? Get left in the sea and maybe you bump into one or not. But they're actually really, really, they're a really important maritime weapon. So they need looking out for mines too. And they've got a computer, haven't they?
James Holland
Yep, yep.
Al Murray
Torpedo data computer, haven't they? Superior to the old model.
James Holland
Yeah. So by early 1941, Donitz is at Laurent, a huge U boat pens are being built in Brittany and on the French Atlantic coast, Brest, Lorient, La Palisse and Saint Nazaire. And doesn't alter the fact though, there's just nothing like enough U boats and that, that is the bottom line. And you know, I just can't get over this statistic. There's only eight operating in the Atlantic at any one time in the whole of January 1941. You know, this is their mom. Cyril Thompson's just signed his deal. You know, you got to get a move on.
Al Murray
They're just not going to, are they?
James Holland
They're just not going to. And of course what's happening is, is they're starting to fake the aces, aren't they? You know, you know, the Kretschmers, the Schepkas, the Gunther Preen, you know, Preen's had his ghost written book about sinking the Royal Oak, you know, it's a bestseller in the dewelt bestselling charts. You know, Otto Kretschmer, who we've mentioned a number of times, who's the commander of U99, he's the leading ace at the time. He's been awarded the Oak Leaves to his Knight's Cross back in November. And at that time he's invited to Berlin to be given them by Hitler in person. Lucky him. And Hitler gives him the time of day and sits him down and asks him how's the U boat war going then? And Kretschmer decides this is his opportunity to be candid and tells him, well, you know, it's all good, but we need a load more U boats and we need far greater air reconnaissance. And Hitler says, thank you, common tail.
Al Murray
You have been admirably frank and I shall do what I can for you and your colleagues.
James Holland
Then lucky him gets invited to stay for lunch. But it's veggie, there's no booze, there's no fags. He's a year boat captain, he likes the sauce, you know. Of course they do, they like meat, they like booze and they like fags. Teddy Surin, who we've mentioned a lot, he's also awarded the Knight's Cross which is unusual for a first watch officer but is strongly recommended for it by skipper, who by this point is Heinrich Blightcroft for 200,000 tons of Allied shipping sunk in U48 with Surin as first watch officer and soon after Surin is finally posted away from U48. He'd hope for his own command but he's not 25, so he becomes a torpedo instructor. But although his birthday is not until the 16th of April, he's actually given his first command on the 1st of March. And this is a new Mark 7C U564 and he's absolutely pleased as punch about it.
Al Murray
Oh excellent. He's got what he wants for his birthday, a snazzy new submarine.
James Holland
Wow. An early birthday present, I would say.
Al Murray
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
James Holland
Well he's a, you know, he's a quite an alpha male, his old Teddy and you know, he wants, he likes being the boss, he wants to be in charge.
Al Murray
Yeah.
James Holland
And he's experienced, you know, he should do, I mean, you know, he's one who's, he's probably ready for the task.
Al Murray
You know, thing is though, for all Hitlers, because it has done what he does, what he does always to everyone, he goes, yes, yes, I'll do what I can for you and your colleagues. Thanks for telling me. Which is what he tends to do to people at that level. If someone comes and sees him, an ace comes and sees him, says you're doing terribly well and trust me, I'm doing everything I can to help how he then deals with, I mean he doesn't act on that at all, does he? He wants to Gladham people and he wants them to admire the Fuhrer.
James Holland
Right.
Al Murray
Because after all he can't get the Luftwaffe on board with this campaign either, can he?
James Holland
Well, not really, I mean not, not full throttle, that's for sure.
Al Murray
No, because Donitz is expecting help from the Luftwaffe but it's, it's not coming. And of course we've talked previous episode about inter service rivalry that you know, exists in any, in any of the combatants of the second World War to varying degrees but in Nazi Germany it's inter service rivalry with internazi rivalry ladled on top, isn't it?
James Holland
Bonkers, isn't it? So you know, there's no fleet Air arm, for example. There's no naval air squadrons or anything like that. It's all got to be Luftwaffe. It's all got to be completely under Goering's control. And if whatever planes are going to be operating with the Kriegsmarine, they still have to be rubber stamped by him. And you know, it's all bit tedious really.
Al Murray
Yeah.
James Holland
Goering has created a Fliegerfuhrer Atlantic but under Command of LeFlotte 3. And you know, it's next to useless and they're generally slow to Dupont. But Hitler, to be fair, Hitler does intervene. Not in November when he gives Kretschmer his Knight's Cross with oak leaves, but on January 7th.
Al Murray
Yes, he goes over Goering's head and hands over some Condors for the BDU to use, for the U Boat Arm to use. But Goering is furious about this because he's been countermanded. And so Donitz and Goering as a result become lasting enemies forever.
James Holland
And yeah, that's it.
Al Murray
It's the way Hitler treats his subordinates like jealous teenagers is I think very interesting. Sort of sets them off against each other. Like he must know it's going to cause a problem. But that's fine, that's fine. While they're squabbling, they're not a threat to him.
James Holland
Yeah, but it's also, it's one Kampfgrouper. So what's that? That's like 18. What's that? 36, isn't it? 36 planes. Yeah.
Al Murray
That is it.
James Holland
To support the whole entire bdu, the whole uber arm on the other side.
Al Murray
Of the hill, the foot dragging about giving Coastal Command serious aircraft in order to be able to prosecute anti submarine warfare. There are other problems with the Allies as well, aren't there? And that the Air Ministry is gripping very tight onto four engine aircraft that would have the range to close the air gap. Yes, but, Yes, I know, but you always have this sort of teenage hissy fit element added on top with, with people.
James Holland
There is, there is, there is a whole command called Coastal Command which is there to do coastal stuff and cooperate with the navy. And there is the Fleet Air Arm. So you know, it's not. And frankly all of that is about to change in a very big way as well. But more of that anon. But there's no question that, you know, kg 40 kamps group of 40 of condors. And Condors are. These are The Focke Wulf 2002. They're civilian liners. They're very good looking planes actually. They're not big enough for bombers, they're not really big enough for Falchem Jager, but they are okay for reconnaissance work. And so they're militarized. And you know, one example is a work carried out by KG40 on convoy OB288. And this is one of the ones that comes from Gibraltar on the 23rd of February near the Pharaohs. And recce routes were to fly from Bordeaux out into the Atlantic, up off the west coast of Scotland and then on to Norway where they land and refuel. So their convoy searching trips are a big sort of oval shaped loop. And of course, although the convoy's coming from Gibraltar, it's going up into Scotland and around the northern part of Northern Ireland, of course, and then into the Clyde that way, you know. And so they spot this and several Condors for once are operating together. So they attack the convoy, sink three merchant vessels themselves, you know, on another occasion, Preen, Gunther Preen, he of Royal Oak fame, he's in U47. He spots OB290. The convoy is routed well to the south of the wolf pack Strifer that's ready for it. So the other U boats can't redeploy in time. So Preen goes for it on his own, sinks two merchant vessels, two freighters. No other U boats are able to make contact, but the condors of KG40 do. And on this occasion, six condors attack the convoy to the west of Ireland on the 26th of February and sink seven freighters. You know, so this is the single most successful attack by Condors during the entire Atlantic war. And this is in February 1941. Which begs the question, why aren't you reinforcing success, doesn't it?
Al Murray
Well, their eyes never properly on the.
James Holland
Ball, that's why, you know, because. Because when, if I remember rightly, when, when the Admiral Hipper goes out and sinks three, everyone's going, wow, that's amazing. Well, you know, it's so, so lethal. But here they've just shot, they've just sunk seven. They're an aircraft rather, that doesn't require getting through an economic blockade. Yeah, I'd have thought the lesson from that is get more Condors all over the place.
Al Murray
Yes, but these Condors are there on sufferance, aren't they?
James Holland
Yep.
Al Murray
You're not going to get any more out of Goering, are you? And are they even manufacturing them at the rate they need to? Do they have the logistic capability to deliver it or is this everything they're capable of doing? And always with the Luftwaffe, it tends to be what they're doing at the time is everything they're capable of doing. But there is no redundancy, there is no flexibility, there is no. They don't have deep pockets. They're always hard pressed.
James Holland
No, but if you listen to Admiral Raider, Raider will point out that the number one job is to defeat Britain. So you need to bomb the ports and you need to strangle their sea lines. You know, they are, you know, we're not in Barbarossa yet, we haven't got to Russia. You know, why you, why are you farting around in North Africa when you could be doing this? I mean, so, so it's interesting, isn't it? Because you know what you're seeing over the last nine months or so since the fall of France? You're seeing the happy time. You're seeing the rise of these incredible U boat aces. You're seeing a situation where there's very rarely more than half a dozen to 10U boats operating at one time in the entire Atlantic. Raiders, surface ships. Yes. They're making their brief forays, going out there occasionally, you know, the Admiral Hipper and the Abel Shear and whatever, and they're sinking a few ships and then they're scuttling back again and evading, you know, the Home Fleet and all the rest of it. The Condors are briefly wreaking havoc and U boats are clearly a menace to Allied shipping. But it's hardly bringing Britain to its knees, is it? No, that's the point, you know, however menacing it is, however serious it is.
Al Murray
The thing is they don't, they don't know what, where Britain's knees are, do they? What constitutes Britain's knees, do they? Because, you know, the amount of shipping they think they need sink is a guesstimate. We can go back to the Battle of Britain, can't we? Beppo Schmidt's fantasy intelligence picture of the state of the RAF and of Britain and Britain's fighter defenses and the state of the country and the air industry, you know, the entire thing that's a fantasy. The idea that the U boat arm wouldn't be, would be operating in a rational world as well is, you know, it's for the birds, isn't it?
James Holland
Yeah, but I think that the history of the Battle of the Atlantic and the history of the Atlantic War is, I mean, I think everyone would concede the point that there's not enough U boats out there, but this is one of menace and threat. And, you know, this is the thing that gives Churchill the most sleepless nights, etc. Etc. And, you know, I think there's a kind of sort of slight awe in which we view the fleeting forays of the Kriegsmarine surface fleet, breaking the blockade and all the rest of it. And it doesn't actually add up to that much, really, in the big scheme of things. And the bottom line is there's also been this assumption from Donitz and company that somehow the pressure is going to stand still, that 500,000 is going to be of tons a month is going to be a figure that's going to last forever. You know, the enemy has a vote, as you say, and the enemy here is Britain and Britain's allies. And, you know, they're not standing still and they're realizing that actually this is the key battleground, although it's out at sea. And this is the key thing. And this is absolutely, you know, if Britain's going to have any chance of winning the war, it needs to get itself together and organize its supply lines. It needs to safeguard its supply lines. And actually the main emphasis of its research and development at this stage of the war, it needs to be plowed very quickly into winning or should be making much more secure. They're all important sea lanes coming across the Atlantic and they're not standing still. And there are now, by the beginning of 1941, lots of developments which are just about to bear fruit. You know, the. The British are rediscovering their mojo, as the Germans will soon discover, and as we shall explain in our very next episode.
Al Murray
So we'll see you for our next episode as we enter 1941 and see how the fruits of these changes pan out. Thanks for listening, everyone. If you want to listen to this series in one go, of course you can go to our Apple podcast Channel Officer Class. It calls itself Price of a Pint. No adverts. It's a. It's a bargain. Or you go to our Patreon for a similar deal with even more stuff bolted on and a very friendly community of people also interested in the subject afflicted, as we call them. Thanks for listening, Jim. Could you splice the main brace, please? Avast me Hearty's. Dive, dive, dive or something. It's the sea.
James Holland
Cheerio, cheerio.
Al Murray
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Episode: Atlantic War: Papering Over The Cracks (Part 4)
Date: November 27, 2025
Hosts: Al Murray (comedian, WWII enthusiast) & James Holland (historian)
This episode continues the hosts’ in-depth exploration of the Battle of the Atlantic, focusing on the pivotal period of late 1940 to early 1941. Al and James unravel the intersecting stories of British ship procurement in the US, the challenges and dramas of merchant shipping, the rise and limitations of German U-boats, and the failures of German strategic thinking. Blending expert historical insight with humour, they touch on influential personalities, the nitty-gritty of committee deals, dramatic at-sea survival, and the grand sweep of naval warfare.
[02:23] – [04:00]
“Crikey, he’s changed his tune a bit, hasn’t he?” (03:39)
[04:36] – [06:03]
[06:03] – [14:05]
“Whoever said that Lend Lease was a one-way ticket?” – James (08:12)
“We’ve got to pay for the bloody things.” – Al (08:16)
[09:30] – [13:28]
Notable moment:
“At last, finally there’s someone who’s saying yes, not no.” – James (11:46)
[14:05] – [19:26]
Funding is a hurdle: Kaiser’s plan requires more than double the original allocation (£24m vs. £10m), so Thompson must return to Britain to argue his case.
On Dec 14, 1940, Thompson’s ship, the Western Prince, is torpedoed by U-96; with the contract draft in hand, he survives the sinking and drifts nine hours in a lifeboat.
Rescued by the Baron Kinnaird, he persuades its captain to turn back to Scotland rather than continue to Halifax.
Memorable quote:
“In this briefcase: the future of the world!” – Al, dramatizing Thompson’s argument to the captain (18:04)
Thompson goes straight to London, drenched and exhausted, and gets the deal approved. The agreement is signed Dec 20, 1940.
[19:26] – [20:08]
Notable quote:
“The drama that delivers them gets absolutely incredible, far too on the nose...” – Al (19:33)
[21:57] – [26:36]
[26:36] – [32:44]
Notable quote:
“That is absolutely amazing when you think about it. The strategic nous there, completely absent...” – Al (28:26)
[33:26] – [38:03]
[38:03] – [43:33]
“It’s inter-service rivalry with internazi rivalry ladled on top, isn’t it?” – Al (39:00)
[43:33] – [46:48]
“They’re not standing still and there are now, by the beginning of 1941, lots of developments which are just about to bear fruit. The British are rediscovering their mojo, as the Germans will soon discover...” (46:12)
On changing German priorities:
“Here we are in December 1940 and it’s U-boat, U-boat, U-boat. It’s a bit late, mate, isn’t it?”
– James Holland (03:45)
Describing Henry Kaiser:
“He looks like a massive boiled egg...but he’s this absolute ball of energy and positivity.”
– James (09:56)
Thompson’s peril at sea:
“Thompson has a draft agreement of the deal struck with Admiral Land in his black briefcase. Is the briefcase handcuffed to him? That’s the only thing that would increase the drama here, right?”
– Al (15:12)
On German high command’s mindset:
“...That command structure is a good news, command structure, isn’t it? We have to go to him with good stuff or you get balled out or fired.”
– Al (25:42)
Their critique of Hitler’s strategic ignorance:
“That is absolutely amazing... the strategic nous there, completely absent...”
– Al (28:26)
On German inter-service rivalry:
“In Nazi Germany it’s inter service rivalry with internazi rivalry ladled on top, isn’t it?”
– Al (39:09)
The episode is informative, deeply researched, and packed with historical context—punctuated by the hosts’ signature banter, dry humour, and penchant for dramatizing key moments (“No, seriously, Captain, we have to turn around!”). The discussion is lively and engaging, with vivid storytelling and pointed analysis of leadership and strategy.
This episode offers a rich, entertaining analysis of a critical phase in the Battle of the Atlantic, combining gripping personal adventure with sweeping strategic overview. New listeners will gain insight into the stakes, characters, and shifting fortunes at sea, while returning fans will enjoy the typical Murray/Holland blend of expertise and wit.