Podcast Summary – You Betcha Radio
Episode #341: How To Know Someone Worked Construction
Release Date: August 27, 2025
Hosts: Myles ("You Betcha Guy"), Ryan, Tyler, Jared
Theme: A comedic exploration of Midwest culture, focusing on the telltale signs someone has worked construction, peppered with tangents into personal quirks, nostalgia, shoes, “man” habits, and new signature games.
Main Theme & Purpose
In this episode, the You Betcha crew dishes out their signature Midwestern banter to identify the unmistakable behavioral markers of someone who’s worked construction. Using stories, past experiences, and sharp observations, they celebrate and poke fun at the quirks of blue-collar life, connectivity with Midwest identity, and the broader world of “man culture.”
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. The "Construction Guy" Sixth Sense
- Judging Buildings: Working construction gives you an instinct to critique other people’s projects.
- [04:45] Myles: "I drove by a building and...the first thought that popped into my head was what built this? What half wit guy put that thing up? That is just dumb."
- Kid Test: The ultimate measurement – would you let your kid hang out in that building?
- [05:34] Ryan: "I'm with kind of the kid test."
- [05:38] Myles: "Would I let my kid hang out at that building? I don't know."
2. Construction Work Culture: Habits & Traditions
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Nicknames and Insulting Banter
- [07:10] Myles: "If you don’t have like nicknames for everything or special language with a group of people, you’ve never worked construction."
- [07:31] Tyler: "You’ve never just completely eviscerated a random human being...behind their back."
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Gas Station Lunches & Rituals
- Parking Lot Peace: Eating alone in a truck in the gas station parking lot is sacred post-construction ritual.
- [08:51] Myles: "Pure joy of eating your lunch in a gas station parking [lot]—it's just a moment of bliss."
- [10:24] Miles: "The purpose of eating your lunch in the parking lot is tranquility and peace. It is to avoid anyone and everything else in your life."
- Energy Drinks and Food Preferences:
- [12:01] Ryan: "If you walk into a gas station and don't immediately head towards the energy drink cooler..." you haven't worked construction.
- [12:15] Tyler: "You know which gas station has the best version of each hot food."
- Microwaving at the Gas Station:
- [13:06] Ryan: Story of a construction guy using the gas station microwave for his homemade lunch while coworkers buy hot food.
- Parking Lot Peace: Eating alone in a truck in the gas station parking lot is sacred post-construction ritual.
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Weather as a Work Blessing/Curse:
- [14:03] Tyler: "Prayed for rain or considered breaking your leg to get a day off work."
- [14:14] Myles: "It’s raining and for about two seconds you get that same rush...gonna be a great day."
- [14:37] Tyler: "There were moments on the roof...I should just put one of these [nails] through my hand so I can go [home]."
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Old Clothes & Tools:
- [16:14] Myles: "Shitty old pair of shoes? That will be great for work."
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Laundry & "Souvenirs":
- [17:51] Tyler: "The top of your dryer at home has not been covered in screws and washers and random tools...just all the shit you leave in your pockets."
3. How Construction Work Warps You (for Life)
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Parking Lot Lunches Forever:
- [19:35] Tyler: "The thing that'll stick with me most is the parking lot lunch. I think that's the best."
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Spotting Shoddy Work, Always:
- [19:41] Ryan: "Whenever I drive by a newly poured basement...I think of you guys right away."
- [19:52] Miles: "See different concrete construction trucks...what a dog company that is."
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Concrete Pouring & Construction Technicalities:
- Explains the concrete truck relationship, measuring concrete by yards, working with the “pump guy,” and pranks with new workers.
- [22:15] Ryan: "Standard concrete truck typically holds between 8 and 10 cubic yards."
4. Shoe Talk: Midwest Men and Their Many Shoes
- The Ritual of Work Shoes:
- [16:43] Miles: "These aren't my old shitty tennis shoes. These are new shoes for the job site."
- Shoe Hoarding:
- Multiple pairs for different moods, job types, or occasions.
- [31:01] Ryan: "I have a pair of cheap shoes...universal."
- [31:23] Ryan: "Mood Ryan shoes?...Those only come out on special occasion."
- [32:09] Ryan: "For me to throw a pair of shoes away is a really, really tough decision."
- Used Shoes:
- The gang heavily debates the weirdness and practicality of buying used shoes for one-off events or thrift finds.
- Multiple pairs for different moods, job types, or occasions.
5. Personal Quirks & Domestic Disagreements
- Old Pillows and Domestic Mysteries:
- [24:10] Jared: "I've had the same pillow for, I think, since high school."
- [25:44] Miles: On a specific pair of bedtime shorts: "You just don’t understand. They just fit absolutely perfect."
- Clutter & Chores:
- Debating the "cleaning motivation" standoff between Myles and his wife.
- [41:03] Ryan: "She needs more motivation...if someone else is doing it and she can join in."
- Classic Midwest “Guy-isms”:
- Brushing teeth in the shower, watching sprinklers, sleeping in perfectly broken-in clothes, and an inability to unpack quickly after returning from a trip.
6. Signature Games and Segments
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Who Said What?
- [44:03–56:00] Jared quizzes the crew on who uttered infamous past quotes (from Patreon or old episodes). Quotes range from hilarious to embarrassing, revealing how little the group recalls about their own material (e.g., men pinching vs. scratching, and a pseudo-romantic hot dog quote).
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Mr. Potato Head: The Perfect Uncle:
- [58:09–65:18] Build-the-uncle segment, Frankenstein style. Imagined using celebrity body parts & personalities:
- Body: Chris Farley/Kevin James hybrid
- Humor: Theo Von x Shane Gillis
- Car: Jesse Pinkman’s El Camino or a beater classic
- Arms, legs, tattoos, even 'wiener': referencing everything from Schwarzenegger to Johnny Sins
- Wanders into hilarious, surreal territory—ending with calls for a listener-made Photoshop version of this monstrous uncle.
- [58:09–65:18] Build-the-uncle segment, Frankenstein style. Imagined using celebrity body parts & personalities:
7. Patreon Audience Q&A
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Worst Jobs:
- [67:03–71:19] They riff on jobs they’d never want: concrete pouring, teacher (esp. middle school), accountant, cold-caller, customer service rep, especially at airlines.
- [69:54] Miles: "Working the counter at an airline...the worst job in the world."
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Midwest Dad Customer Service Terrors: Generational differences in how parents treat customer service workers.
- [71:56] Tyler: "My dad's kind of a [jerk] too when he does that stuff."
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Lingering Mysteries:
- Tyler's "garden bones" still have no resolution due to a buddy's extended illness.
- Advice to a young listener trying to start a beef business—debate about whether to grow or go solo.
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Fun Fact of the Week:
- [79:02] Jared: The word "boycott" comes from Captain Charles Boycott, who was ostracized so successfully in Ireland the act was named after him.
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Desert Island Garlic Bread Dilemma:
- [81:05] Faced with splitting a single loaf of garlic bread, Myles exercises Machiavellian control, taking half for himself, begrudgingly splitting the rest, and hoarding a chunk for leverage.
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If Miles Ran a Football Team:
- [86:00] Tyler gets offense, Ryan gets defense for their hypothetical football team, with Jared on trick-play special teams. Squirrel blitzes, trick punts, and utter chaos reign.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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"You've never worked construction if you haven't driven by something and just thought, 'What moron built this?'"
– Myles, [04:45] -
"The food just becomes a receptacle to transport ranch to their mouth."
– Tyler, [03:03] -
"Pure joy of eating your lunch in a gas station parking [lot]—it's just a moment of bliss."
– Myles, [08:51] -
"You've never worked construction before if you haven't prayed for rain or considered breaking your leg to get a day off work."
– Tyler, [14:03] -
"The thing that'll stick with me most is the parking lot lunch. I think that's the best."
– Tyler, [19:35] -
On old shoes becoming "work shoes":
– "These aren’t my old shitty tennis shoes. These are new shoes for the job site." — Myles, [16:43] -
Laundry & Pockets:
– "The top of your dryer at home has not been covered in screws and washers and random tools and just all the shit you leave in your pockets from the day on the job site." — Tyler, [17:51] -
"If you walk into a gas station and don't immediately head towards the energy drink cooler, you haven't worked construction."
– Ryan, [12:01] -
"My performance in the bedroom translates to my performance on the field. And the only place that I can confidently ... is a Comfort King." – Ryan, [54:12], during "Who Said What"
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"At least you know your uncle lays pipe."
– Ryan, [66:42] – new Mr. Potato Head uncle catchphrase -
"My kid loves ranch. It's in his blood...Nurture or nature? I think it's nature."
– Myles, [02:38] -
"I'm the CEO. They're just running their own thing. They have the autonomy to run their own thing. I didn't even know about Lemon Squeezy until just now."
– Miles, [91:02]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:00–04:23: Classic banter, energy levels, and ranch-loving kids.
- 04:23–05:43: Spotting shoddy construction as a badge of experience.
- 07:10–09:49: Construction workplace language, nicknames, gas station lunch traditions.
- 10:24–11:07: The zen of solo parking lot lunches.
- 12:01–13:06: Gas station food rituals, energy drinks, cashiers.
- 14:03–15:02: Hoping for rain or injuries for days off.
- 16:14–17:51: "Work shoes," old clothes, drying machine contents.
- 19:35–21:12: Lifelong construction habits; discussing concrete trucks & pouring.
- 24:10–27:16: Pillow & bedding quirks; clashes with spouses on “guy” habits.
- 31:01–34:06: The many shoes of a Midwestern man.
- 44:03–56:12: "Who Said What?" game, reliving iconic/bizarre quotes.
- 58:09–65:18: "Mr. Potato Head" – the perfect (monstrous) uncle assembly.
- 67:03–72:23: Jobs they'd never want; customer service horror stories.
- 79:02–79:49: The origin of "boycott."
- 81:05–85:33: Garlic bread on a desert island & leadership fantasies.
- 86:00–90:48: If the crew ran a football team—aggressive tactics and wild play calls.
Tone & Original Character
The episode is full of warm, self-deprecating Midwestern humor. The hosts trade jabs and stories with an easy camaraderie and commitment to nostalgic, relatable bits. “Man culture” habits are extolled and lampooned in equal measure. The tone is casual, playful, and at times absurdly inventive, all while doubling down on the “Midwest Guy” identity.
Summary for New Listeners
This episode is a prime showcase of the You Betcha style: lampooning the blue-collar Midwest, celebrating old-school guy quirks, and inventing wild new segments from nearly nothing. If you’ve ever worked construction—or ever wondered what makes construction guys tick and talk—you’ll feel right at home in the gas station lunch parking lot with this crew.
