How To Know Someone Worked Construction 🎙️#341

Summary

Podcast Summary – You Betcha Radio

Episode #341: How To Know Someone Worked Construction
Release Date: August 27, 2025
Hosts: Myles ("You Betcha Guy"), Ryan, Tyler, Jared
Theme: A comedic exploration of Midwest culture, focusing on the telltale signs someone has worked construction, peppered with tangents into personal quirks, nostalgia, shoes, “man” habits, and new signature games.

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Main Theme & Purpose

In this episode, the You Betcha crew dishes out their signature Midwestern banter to identify the unmistakable behavioral markers of someone who’s worked construction. Using stories, past experiences, and sharp observations, they celebrate and poke fun at the quirks of blue-collar life, connectivity with Midwest identity, and the broader world of “man culture.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Construction Guy" Sixth Sense

• Judging Buildings: Working construction gives you an instinct to critique other people’s projects.
  • [04:45] Myles: "I drove by a building and...the first thought that popped into my head was what built this? What half wit guy put that thing up? That is just dumb."
• Kid Test: The ultimate measurement – would you let your kid hang out in that building?
  • [05:34] Ryan: "I'm with kind of the kid test."
  • [05:38] Myles: "Would I let my kid hang out at that building? I don't know."

2. Construction Work Culture: Habits & Traditions

• Nicknames and Insulting Banter

  • [07:10] Myles: "If you don’t have like nicknames for everything or special language with a group of people, you’ve never worked construction."
  • [07:31] Tyler: "You’ve never just completely eviscerated a random human being...behind their back."

• Gas Station Lunches & Rituals

  • Parking Lot Peace: Eating alone in a truck in the gas station parking lot is sacred post-construction ritual.
    • [08:51] Myles: "Pure joy of eating your lunch in a gas station parking [lot]—it's just a moment of bliss."
    • [10:24] Miles: "The purpose of eating your lunch in the parking lot is tranquility and peace. It is to avoid anyone and everything else in your life."
  • Energy Drinks and Food Preferences:
    • [12:01] Ryan: "If you walk into a gas station and don't immediately head towards the energy drink cooler..." you haven't worked construction.
    • [12:15] Tyler: "You know which gas station has the best version of each hot food."
  • Microwaving at the Gas Station:
    • [13:06] Ryan: Story of a construction guy using the gas station microwave for his homemade lunch while coworkers buy hot food.

• Weather as a Work Blessing/Curse:

  • [14:03] Tyler: "Prayed for rain or considered breaking your leg to get a day off work."
  • [14:14] Myles: "It’s raining and for about two seconds you get that same rush...gonna be a great day."
  • [14:37] Tyler: "There were moments on the roof...I should just put one of these [nails] through my hand so I can go [home]."

• Old Clothes & Tools:

  • [16:14] Myles: "Shitty old pair of shoes? That will be great for work."

• Laundry & "Souvenirs":

  • [17:51] Tyler: "The top of your dryer at home has not been covered in screws and washers and random tools...just all the shit you leave in your pockets."

3. How Construction Work Warps You (for Life)

• Parking Lot Lunches Forever:

  • [19:35] Tyler: "The thing that'll stick with me most is the parking lot lunch. I think that's the best."

• Spotting Shoddy Work, Always:

  • [19:41] Ryan: "Whenever I drive by a newly poured basement...I think of you guys right away."
  • [19:52] Miles: "See different concrete construction trucks...what a dog company that is."

• Concrete Pouring & Construction Technicalities:

  • Explains the concrete truck relationship, measuring concrete by yards, working with the “pump guy,” and pranks with new workers.
  • [22:15] Ryan: "Standard concrete truck typically holds between 8 and 10 cubic yards."

4. Shoe Talk: Midwest Men and Their Many Shoes

• The Ritual of Work Shoes:
  • [16:43] Miles: "These aren't my old shitty tennis shoes. These are new shoes for the job site."
• Shoe Hoarding:
  • Multiple pairs for different moods, job types, or occasions.
    • [31:01] Ryan: "I have a pair of cheap shoes...universal."
    • [31:23] Ryan: "Mood Ryan shoes?...Those only come out on special occasion."
    • [32:09] Ryan: "For me to throw a pair of shoes away is a really, really tough decision."
  • Used Shoes:
    • The gang heavily debates the weirdness and practicality of buying used shoes for one-off events or thrift finds.

5. Personal Quirks & Domestic Disagreements

• Old Pillows and Domestic Mysteries:
  • [24:10] Jared: "I've had the same pillow for, I think, since high school."
  • [25:44] Miles: On a specific pair of bedtime shorts: "You just don’t understand. They just fit absolutely perfect."
• Clutter & Chores:
  • Debating the "cleaning motivation" standoff between Myles and his wife.
  • [41:03] Ryan: "She needs more motivation...if someone else is doing it and she can join in."
• Classic Midwest “Guy-isms”:
  • Brushing teeth in the shower, watching sprinklers, sleeping in perfectly broken-in clothes, and an inability to unpack quickly after returning from a trip.

6. Signature Games and Segments

• Who Said What?

  • [44:03–56:00] Jared quizzes the crew on who uttered infamous past quotes (from Patreon or old episodes). Quotes range from hilarious to embarrassing, revealing how little the group recalls about their own material (e.g., men pinching vs. scratching, and a pseudo-romantic hot dog quote).

• Mr. Potato Head: The Perfect Uncle:

  • [58:09–65:18] Build-the-uncle segment, Frankenstein style. Imagined using celebrity body parts & personalities:
    • Body: Chris Farley/Kevin James hybrid
    • Humor: Theo Von x Shane Gillis
    • Car: Jesse Pinkman’s El Camino or a beater classic
    • Arms, legs, tattoos, even 'wiener': referencing everything from Schwarzenegger to Johnny Sins
  • Wanders into hilarious, surreal territory—ending with calls for a listener-made Photoshop version of this monstrous uncle.

7. Patreon Audience Q&A

• Worst Jobs:

  • [67:03–71:19] They riff on jobs they’d never want: concrete pouring, teacher (esp. middle school), accountant, cold-caller, customer service rep, especially at airlines.
  • [69:54] Miles: "Working the counter at an airline...the worst job in the world."

• Midwest Dad Customer Service Terrors: Generational differences in how parents treat customer service workers.

  • [71:56] Tyler: "My dad's kind of a [jerk] too when he does that stuff."

• Lingering Mysteries:

  • Tyler's "garden bones" still have no resolution due to a buddy's extended illness.
  • Advice to a young listener trying to start a beef business—debate about whether to grow or go solo.

• Fun Fact of the Week:

  • [79:02] Jared: The word "boycott" comes from Captain Charles Boycott, who was ostracized so successfully in Ireland the act was named after him.

• Desert Island Garlic Bread Dilemma:

  • [81:05] Faced with splitting a single loaf of garlic bread, Myles exercises Machiavellian control, taking half for himself, begrudgingly splitting the rest, and hoarding a chunk for leverage.

• If Miles Ran a Football Team:

  • [86:00] Tyler gets offense, Ryan gets defense for their hypothetical football team, with Jared on trick-play special teams. Squirrel blitzes, trick punts, and utter chaos reign.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "You've never worked construction if you haven't driven by something and just thought, 'What moron built this?'"
  – Myles, [04:45]

• "The food just becomes a receptacle to transport ranch to their mouth."
  – Tyler, [03:03]

• "Pure joy of eating your lunch in a gas station parking [lot]—it's just a moment of bliss."
  – Myles, [08:51]

• "You've never worked construction before if you haven't prayed for rain or considered breaking your leg to get a day off work."
  – Tyler, [14:03]

• "The thing that'll stick with me most is the parking lot lunch. I think that's the best."
  – Tyler, [19:35]

• On old shoes becoming "work shoes":
  – "These aren’t my old shitty tennis shoes. These are new shoes for the job site." — Myles, [16:43]

• Laundry & Pockets:
  – "The top of your dryer at home has not been covered in screws and washers and random tools and just all the shit you leave in your pockets from the day on the job site." — Tyler, [17:51]

• "If you walk into a gas station and don't immediately head towards the energy drink cooler, you haven't worked construction."
  – Ryan, [12:01]

• "My performance in the bedroom translates to my performance on the field. And the only place that I can confidently ... is a Comfort King." – Ryan, [54:12], during "Who Said What"

• "At least you know your uncle lays pipe."
  – Ryan, [66:42] – new Mr. Potato Head uncle catchphrase

• "My kid loves ranch. It's in his blood...Nurture or nature? I think it's nature."
  – Myles, [02:38]

• "I'm the CEO. They're just running their own thing. They have the autonomy to run their own thing. I didn't even know about Lemon Squeezy until just now."
  – Miles, [91:02]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–04:23: Classic banter, energy levels, and ranch-loving kids.
• 04:23–05:43: Spotting shoddy construction as a badge of experience.
• 07:10–09:49: Construction workplace language, nicknames, gas station lunch traditions.
• 10:24–11:07: The zen of solo parking lot lunches.
• 12:01–13:06: Gas station food rituals, energy drinks, cashiers.
• 14:03–15:02: Hoping for rain or injuries for days off.
• 16:14–17:51: "Work shoes," old clothes, drying machine contents.
• 19:35–21:12: Lifelong construction habits; discussing concrete trucks & pouring.
• 24:10–27:16: Pillow & bedding quirks; clashes with spouses on “guy” habits.
• 31:01–34:06: The many shoes of a Midwestern man.
• 44:03–56:12: "Who Said What?" game, reliving iconic/bizarre quotes.
• 58:09–65:18: "Mr. Potato Head" – the perfect (monstrous) uncle assembly.
• 67:03–72:23: Jobs they'd never want; customer service horror stories.
• 79:02–79:49: The origin of "boycott."
• 81:05–85:33: Garlic bread on a desert island & leadership fantasies.
• 86:00–90:48: If the crew ran a football team—aggressive tactics and wild play calls.

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Tone & Original Character

The episode is full of warm, self-deprecating Midwestern humor. The hosts trade jabs and stories with an easy camaraderie and commitment to nostalgic, relatable bits. “Man culture” habits are extolled and lampooned in equal measure. The tone is casual, playful, and at times absurdly inventive, all while doubling down on the “Midwest Guy” identity.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a prime showcase of the You Betcha style: lampooning the blue-collar Midwest, celebrating old-school guy quirks, and inventing wild new segments from nearly nothing. If you’ve ever worked construction—or ever wondered what makes construction guys tick and talk—you’ll feel right at home in the gas station lunch parking lot with this crew.

Transcript

[Miles]

Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the you bet your radio podcast. We're back. We're live. We're in the studio. Tyler's a ball of energy today.

[Ryan]

Is that sarcastic?

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Three seconds into the pod.

[Miles]

I just feel like at any moment, if you say Tyler's a ball of energy, it's going to be funny.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's why I laugh.

[Miles]

There's very few times in Tyler's life he's a ball of energy.

[Ryan]

No, what gets you excited? Like, what's something that really pumps you up? That, like, within us as a group.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Ryan]

Because I think a lot of stuff that gets you pumped up is when we're not around.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I was just gonna say mostly when the group breaks apart.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Tyler]

That gets me pumped up.

[Miles]

It gets really pumped at lunch.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I can. I can just go by myself and eat my lunch.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

He also gets doubly pumped when you ask him about his lunch.

[Tyler]

I sure do.

[Ryan]

Chicken parm today.

[Miles]

I almost did it today. I didn't. Tyler.

[Tyler]

I wouldn't have responded. I'd have just kept walking.

[Miles]

So what. What's the number one thing that gets Tyler pumped? As someone who's never pumped.

[Tyler]

Vila? Rewards points.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Those get me pumped. Jared gave me his villa rewards points today. That was sick.

[Miles]

What the. I gotta start holding an auction for all for. We gotta start doing, like, a velo rewards auction and. Okay, whoever gets it gets the extra ones. There you go.

[Ryan]

I think each point is probably worth, like, a sixteenth of a penny.

[Tyler]

Pretty much.

[Miles]

Well, you do more so, like, tasks, you know, like, hey, Ryan wants it. He'll clean Jared's desk for him. You know, stuff like that.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Miles]

It doesn't make sense to exchange money for it. It's not that much money. Right. You know, I get.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

The funny thing is I'll bring leftover lunch for Jared one day, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You can have some of my leftovers.

[Ryan]

Leftovers like, that are on the verge of, like, needing to be thrown away.

[Jared]

And needed to be like, leftover soup.

[Miles]

It's like. And the other day just pulls out a giant veggie tray that we're supposed to eat at the lake with some people, but we forgot it at home. And she's like, this is going to go bad in a few days, so eat up, buddy. So I'm just throwing peas in my mouth. Celery, carrots, whatever. And, like, by the time I got to dinner, I was like, I'm full. Yeah, almost all that veggie tray.

[Jared]

I never go for the veggie tray at any event.

[Miles]

Really. Because I don't know what it is about that dip on veggie tray.

[Tyler]

Half ass ranch stuff.

[Miles]

It's like kind of ranch. It's kind of not. And I love it.

[Ryan]

Me too.

[Miles]

Also. Huge proud midwest dad moment for me. My kid loves ranch.

[Tyler]

Huge.

[Miles]

It's the classic. He picks up whatever food he's got. We got ranch on the high chair for him. He's dipping his food in the ranch and sucking off the ranch and not eating the food. It's awesome.

[Tyler]

The food just becomes a receptacle to transport ranch to their mouth.

[Miles]

We give him a spoon. He's got like yogurt, you know. And he'll just take the spoon and just start spooning up the ranch that he ate earlier. It's.

[Ryan]

It's.

[Miles]

It's. It's a love hate because it's one couldn't be more proud As a midwest guy.

[Tyler]

You get it.

[Miles]

It's in his blood. I found out. You know, it's like nature nurture. I think it's nature on that for midwesterners. Ranch is just nature for him. And then the other side is he doesn't eat any of his food. He just eats the ranch.

[Tyler]

So there's a lot of calories in there though.

[Miles]

There is good micros.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. He's on that like semi liquid diet of just ranch dressing.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Brought a tear to your eye when he first saw it.

[Tyler]

He's in a ranch cleanse.

[Miles]

Yep. I high fived him. He didn't know what was going on. My hand was covered in ranch after. It was a whole thing though. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Pump for you.

[Miles]

I remember how we got there. But me either.

[Ryan]

Getting pumped just was jacked you up?

[Miles]

Fired up.

[Tyler]

Ranch gets miles fired up.

[Miles]

Yeah. It was a good day in the. In the you betcha household. So. Yeah. Glad you're pumped.

[Tyler]

Me too. I couldn't be more pumped that I'm pumped.

[Ryan]

Me too.

[Jared]

No, me too.

[Miles]

Yesterday I was driving and I realized something. I drove by a structure of some sort.

[Tyler]

As one does.

[Miles]

It was a building and you buy a building.

[Ryan]

The.

[Miles]

I drove by a building and just the thought. First thought that popped into my head was what built this? What half wit guy put that thing up? That is just dumb. And I realized it's because when you've worked construction before, you now all of a sudden have an opinion on other people's work, other people's structures. And it's like you've never worked construction. If you haven't drove by something and Just thought what more and more on.

[Tyler]

Did that who the built this was there?

[Ryan]

Like could you see some wrong with it?

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean it's one of those things. It's like it's probably not gonna fall down, but I don't think I'd, you know, trust my family in there.

[Ryan]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. No, I. I'm with kind of the kid test.

[Miles]

Would I let my kid hang out at that building? I don't know.

[Ryan]

Like a slip and slide park or something. Miles just can't go there. It's right around the corner from his house.

[Tyler]

Prize picks time of the week from the breakfast ball studio. Ryan Little little plug for the B ball boys.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Double bogey show farmer all podcast can be found.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And it's found right here in this room. Prize picks will give you $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup. Win, lose, it's $50. It's a great deal in lineups. Use your code YBR when you sign up today. Miles and Jared in Milwaukee. But they sent their picks into us.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

What does Miles have?

[Ryan]

Ryan Miles has Carson Beck, Miami QB under Miles has Carson Beck, Miami QB. Less than 23.5 pass yards.

[Tyler]

I like it. I'm not on the Carson back train and I'm also not on the Dylan Raiola train. Patty Mahomes Jr. My pick is Dylan Raiola. Less than 242 and a half passing yards. Jared is going. Jeremiah smith. More than 78 and a half pass or receiving yards.

[Ryan]

All right. In the receiver realm too. I'm going to go. Javon Tracy, Minnesota wide receiver. More than 47.5 receiving yards. More than 47.5 receiving Yards. Javon Tracy.

[Tyler]

Go ghosts. That's it. Use code ybr. Get that? 50 bucks, people.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's like you've never worked construction too. If you don't have like nicknames for everything too or some sort of special language with a group of people.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yeah.

[Miles]

Like that just stems from the construction world. Just nicknaming everything you can.

[Tyler]

The people and the tools and the supplies.

[Miles]

Sometimes the people are tools.

[Tyler]

Yes. Yep. Kind of on your first one. You've never worked construction. If you've never just completely eviscerated a random human being on the side. On the side of the road that you've never met with mean words like, we're sitting on the roof, we'll see someone on the ground and just ruin that person's life behind their back. Like, look at this fucking idiot fucking working at the dog food plant today. Easy Fucking day for this.

[Miles]

I was gonna say it was any time there would be a retired guy walking his dog by the job site, and I would just be like, easy day for that guy.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

How about you get a job, buddy?

[Tyler]

Yeah. You old geriatric loser.

[Ryan]

And that guy, like, maybe worked construction for 30 years.

[Tyler]

It's just the fact that he's not on the job site with us. He's just now a target.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I think you also have never worked construction if you have been presented the option of eating at a regular restaurant and eating at a gas station. And you choose the gas station.

[Ryan]

Yeah. The menu's way bigger at the gas station.

[Miles]

Like, if you've never been, like, sitting at. If you're not in construction anymore and you're sitting at, like, your desk job, and you're just like, God, a chuck wagon would just go down easy right now.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

There's something about a gas station microwave, too, that just makes it different.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Makes it gourmet.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then, same vein. You've never worked construction. If you don't know the pure joy of eating your lunch in a gas station parking.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God. I still do that. Yeah. When I don't pack a lunch, I eat in the parking lot at the gas station.

[Miles]

Like, I'll be best if I'm, like, on a road trip by myself. I'll buy the food in the gas station, go sit in my truck, and eat it before I start driving. And it's just a moment of bliss.

[Jared]

Yep. And you have, like, a system down. You're, like. You know where exactly to put, like.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Or whatever.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You put. You put the dips in a certain spot. Yeah.

[Jared]

Napkins in a certain spot.

[Miles]

I always. I got this, like, my. My shifter folds down for whatever reason. I don't know why, but there's, like, a little hole there for it. And I always put my fries. They fit perfectly nice in there. It's great.

[Tyler]

Dude, the parking lot lunch is awesome. It's one of my. I think I'll carry that tradition on forever.

[Miles]

I'll pass it down to my kids.

[Tyler]

Yep. Because, like, you could eat it while you're driving back. But why.

[Miles]

Or you could eat it on the little, like, spots they have to sit inside. But that.

[Tyler]

You could bring it back to the office with you. Don't. Don't eat it in the parking lot. It's way better.

[Ryan]

I might start eating lunch in the parking lot.

[Tyler]

You should try. I think you'll like it.

[Ryan]

You guys ever.

[Tyler]

Have you ever done it here in the park? I've never eaten in the parking lot here, but I'll leave here, go to the gas station, eat in that parking lot, and come back.

[Ryan]

What's the mood? Do you. Do you find a place to park, like on the side of the gas station?

[Tyler]

I have my spot. I go on north side of the gas station facing the field.

[Ryan]

Okay. Just in case. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

I'm out of the way. No one ever parks around me.

[Miles]

Because. Because the purpose of eating your lunch in the parking lot is tranquility and peace.

[Ryan]

Yeah, for sure.

[Miles]

It is to avoid anyone and everything else in your life.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

And for that 15, 20, 30 minutes you're sitting there. That is your time and your time only.

[Tyler]

I. I pack a lunch most days now. I might just start taking my pack lunch to the gas station parking lot and eating it there.

[Miles]

Yeah. Just something about it just to get away. And because people are coming and going, they're not paying attention to how long you've been sitting there. You know, it's just, it's just. It's just the best place to eat.

[Jared]

And then when you clean out your car, you have like a little fried treat in a couple weeks.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well.

[Miles]

And then also what's really nice is you just have a big garbage can sitting right there.

[Tyler]

Right there.

[Miles]

You can just dump all your garbage from. From lunch right there before you head back.

[Jared]

It's got everything.

[Tyler]

The one, the rule about this, if you need to get gas, you don't do the parking lot. Lunch at the pump. You got it?

[Miles]

That would be insensitive. Yeah.

[Tyler]

You gotta move along.

[Ryan]

Especially at the, like, the. The gas slash diesel pump where you get both. Like, you gotta get out of the diesel spot. Diesel. Diesel guys, I think they'll get pissed.

[Tyler]

They'll run you over for sure.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

They see you eating a chicken, you're gonna get pushed out of the way.

[Ryan]

After just filling up the 87. They're trying to get some E. Will in. I feel like you've never worked construction if you walk into a gas station and don't immediately head towards the energy drink cooler.

[Miles]

That's true. I would also say that if you aren't immediately. Even if you're not gonna buy any hot food at that moment, you do need to go take a peek at the hot food to see if there's any good stuff left.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And also, like, you've never worked construction if you don't know which gas station has the best version of each hot food.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

You know where the best pizza is. You know where the best sandwiches Are.

[Jared]

And you know a time like all it hot food comes out.

[Tyler]

This place has the best breakfast biscuits.

[Miles]

Yeah. Not every gas station food types are created equal.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Jared]

Totally.

[Miles]

You got to know where to go.

[Ryan]

You got to know, dude, I was in the gas station. I, this is probably a couple weeks ago and I thought there was a guy in line to pay but I, I sat behind him for like three minutes. He looks back, he's like, oh, I'm just using the microwave. You can go ahead. Well, he was just, he had just brought in his lunch from home and was using the microwave in the gas station. He was a construction guy so he had to warm it up somehow. Yeah. All of his, all of his, all of his co workers were buying from there and he was just warming his own. I mean he was counting macros that day. Chicken and rice. Yeah.

[Jared]

Mine would be like because you go to the same gas station every morning and you know, like which one is the better cashier? That is like the faster one.

[Miles]

So I have two options on my way to the office gas station wise that art completely on the way and I have intentionally gone a different way hoping and guessing that a certain cashier isn't going to be at that spot.

[Ryan]

I think I know which one you're talking about actually.

[Miles]

And it's always for different reasons. Also depends on my mood. If I'm in a chatty mood because sometimes I'll avoid the certain gas edge because I know that one of the cashiers really chatty with me and if I'm not in a chatty mood. Yeah. I don't want to go in and shoot the shit with them. I'll go to the other one.

[Jared]

Yep, yep. You know like the protocol with it.

[Tyler]

You've never worked construction before if you haven't prayed to, prayed for rain or considered breaking your leg to get a day off of work.

[Miles]

Well, yeah. Or just being excited that it's raining out.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, so I'll wake up and I'll see it's raining and for about two seconds you get that same rush of feelings that you had back when I was working construction of like, oh, this is going to be a great day. It's raining out.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

And then you're like, oh, now my job that don't matter. But you still get that little rush and hit.

[Tyler]

I mean and then also like on the injury side of things, like I'm maybe, maybe I'm just crazy. But like there will be, there were moments on the roof where like if I have a nailer like I should just put one of these through my hand so I can go. I should. It's only gonna hurt a little bit.

[Miles]

I.

[Tyler]

If I get between the bones, I'll be fine in a week.

[Ryan]

Like I. Chick sticks.

[Tyler]

I'll just do it.

[Miles]

Hey, you think you're going home for putting a nail through your hand? And you didn't even hit bone. Good luck.

[Tyler]

That's true. Formula been on my ass.

[Ryan]

You didn't have your tetanus shot, though.

[Miles]

That's.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows I put rusty nails in my gun.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. See, I don't know if I've ever gotten fully to that point, but it's definitely like, like, hey, if I get drunk enough tonight, maybe tomorrow I'll puke at work and I'll get to go home or something.

[Ryan]

Did you. Did you guys ever anticipate like a big storm coming through so like you'd get shit faced the night before just assuming work was going to get canceled and it didn't.

[Tyler]

It's a dangerous. Well, back when I was roofing, I. I didn't need an excuse.

[Miles]

Just didn't matter if it was. If I had work the next. Sure.

[Tyler]

I'm just getting up regardless. Yeah.

[Miles]

Domino Dan, Double D. Game of Thrones is on tv, you know. Yeah, I got a bottle of wine.

[Ryan]

Apothec Red. Not a sponsor.

[Jared]

Sponsor.

[Miles]

You've never worked construction. If you don't look at a shitty old pair of shoes and been like, that will be great for work, like I'll. I remember having clothes that either like were really ugly that somehow I acquired, or they were just ratty and you're kind of get excited because you're like, oh, let us wear this to work.

[Tyler]

I haven't. It's not an old shirt. It's a new work shirt.

[Miles]

Yeah, right. 100. Yeah. These. These aren't my old shitty tennis shoes. These are new shoes for the job site. And if you're wondering, yes, we used to wear tennis shoes on the job site.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we never got to do that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, there's a. I don't know. When we moved into our house, there was a. One of the concrete guys just left his pair of boots, like on this pile of dirt. I. I assume because the soul ripped off. But those fuckers were sitting there for like four months.

[Tyler]

No, it's so like when wrestlers retire, they leave their shoes in the middle of the mat. Oh, that guy's last job.

[Ryan]

Maybe I should have kept those.

[Miles]

Is that. So what. What do they do with the shoes then?

[Tyler]

So like, if, like him back. Use Dan Gable. No, the. The venue gets him or the team gets him. So on their last match ever, like, I'm retiring. I'm done, you take your shoes off and you put them in the middle of the mat and you leave them.

[Ryan]

Because, like, the ufc, they take their gloves off, put them in the center of the octagon, but they take them back when they're leaving.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I don't know. I guess I don't know what happens to them.

[Jared]

Well, UFC fighters don't wear shoes either.

[Tyler]

That's true.

[Ryan]

Yeah, right?

[Miles]

They should take off their shorts.

[Ryan]

Yeah. My balls.

[Tyler]

Balls was hot. You've never worked construction before. If the top of your dryer at home has not been covered in screws and washers and random tools and just all the shit you leave in your pockets from the day on the job site.

[Jared]

That's true.

[Tyler]

The fucking dryer machine sounds like a maraca in your pockets.

[Miles]

A drum. Yeah. Yeah. For me, it was always just, like, little rocks from dirt and stuff just going around.

[Tyler]

We would have these washer things that we'd have to push the screws through to hold the insulation stuff down to get the grade of the roof. And I just fill my pockets with them so I didn't have to keep going back. And I would come home with six or seven of those every night.

[Miles]

Okay, well, first of all, that's stealing.

[Tyler]

From the company sure is incriminating.

[Miles]

So what do you do that here? You just accidentally leave a camera in your pocket?

[Tyler]

I forgot it around my neck. Camera strap. Oh, damn it.

[Miles]

Accidentally Leave your. Your MacBook Pro in your pocket?

[Tyler]

Fits in my back pocket.

[Ryan]

Leave it in your waistband.

[Jared]

I do have SD cards all the time.

[Tyler]

Oh, dude, me too.

[Ryan]

Me too. It's fine.

[Tyler]

When I. When I trade trail camera SD cards, I. I will end up washing them all the time.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's not.

[Jared]

Clean the footage.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yep. Scrub. Scrub the footage.

[Tyler]

Literally.

[Miles]

Oh. Yeah. So it's just, you know, I just feel like it's. It's now just part of. You can take the guy out of the construction, but you can't take construction out of the guy. Nope. His brain's just working different.

[Tyler]

All those things. The thing that'll stick with me most is the parking lot lunch. I think that's the best.

[Ryan]

Dude, I'm gonna have to try that out. I will say whenever I drive by, like, a newly poured basement, my form's still up and everything. I. I think you guys right away.

[Miles]

So thank you very much.

[Ryan]

Yeah, so I. And I, like. I'll See different concrete construction company trucks driving around. And I'll be like, yeah, what a dog company that is.

[Miles]

Well, you guys say those are always driving around.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Miles]

To say.

[Jared]

Yeah. What do you think of, like, the custom concrete trucks with all the designs and stuff?

[Miles]

Yeah, I think it's fine. Yeah. I mean, I didn't. I wasn't. That wasn't our gig. Like, we hot. We would have. We would pay concrete truck companies to show up.

[Jared]

Sure.

[Miles]

So it's kind of a little bit. Not my circus, not my monkeys, you know?

[Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Miles]

But yeah, it's fine. I don't know. Okay. The real relationship you build is with the guy running the pump truck. Because the concrete truck people, they just come, they back up to the pump, and then they just stay by the truck while you're doing all the work. What? The guy running the pump truck with his little joysticks is standing on the bank next to you smoking and joking.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Miles]

So those guys are the guys that, you know. You know, it's one of those deals when you. Because there's different guys that'll come. You're like, oh, this is going to be a good poor. If this guy's here. And if it's certain guy, you're like, oh, I got to choose the right job during this so I don't have to do small talk with him because he is just annoying.

[Tyler]

So question on how the truck operates. Do you, like, preorder a set amount of, like, gallons of concrete yards? Okay. So then he shows up, you have. It's predetermined, like, we want this many yards or does he show up like a ticker runs, and then when you have enough, you have enough.

[Ryan]

Like a gas pump.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Well, no. So they need to know how much concrete to send.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Because only a certain. A truck. One truck only holds a certain amount, which I wish I knew how much a concrete truck holds, but I don't. Dad wouldn't let me in on. On this part.

[Ryan]

Not your circus.

[Tyler]

I didn't want you to take over the business.

[Miles]

Well, no, I think he's. Because he's kind of a control freak. But. So then it's like, let's say there's, you know, four yards in a truck and you. It's probably less than that. But let's say you have four yards and you need 12 yards of concrete. They would then send three trucks your way.

[Tyler]

Gotcha.

[Ryan]

So, yeah, standard concrete truck typically holds between 8 and 10 cubic yards.

[Miles]

Oh, really?

[Ryan]

Creep.

[Miles]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Like a gravel charcoal, like 12 yards of gravel.

[Miles]

So then it's like, it's. But it's an imperfect thing because you, like, don't know how, like, wet or hot, they'll pour it. Sometimes you can control and choose how wet it is and whatnot. But then, like, let's say you have. Of course, my dad would have always one panel that the corner would be cut off, so then you'd have to, like, put, like, cardboard over it, like, but you.

[Ryan]

You.

[Miles]

You lose spillage and stuff, so you could end up wasting some concrete, and it might not be enough or you have too much and all that. So, yeah, it's interesting game.

[Tyler]

It is.

[Miles]

But, you know, then you always have the guy if you were pulling plates in the bottom. So after you pour the concrete, there's like, a board on the bottom that's nailed into the footing that you pull off so that it's easier to do when it's still wet and whatnot. And so you're underneath where the pump is the whole time. You always get the guy running the pump on the top of the wall to accidentally slip it outside. Just cake the top of your head with it. The worst. Just the worst.

[Tyler]

Like, you're covered in concrete.

[Miles]

Yeah. Classic prank. I mean, he doesn't just call it. It's just like one of these, like. Oh, that's good. It's always a good initiation thing because the new guy's always got to be the guy pulling the plates.

[Tyler]

So.

[Miles]

Yeah. Fng, Jared, you were telling me about something that you notice with your wife.

[Jared]

So I've had the same pillow for, I think, since high school.

[Ryan]

Okay, that's actually insane.

[Miles]

That's crazy.

[Ryan]

Okay, on that. I'll get to that.

[Miles]

So I know this may put a hole in your argument, but that's insane.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Off the bat, I'm on your wife's side. You could sway me over. But so far, I am on.

[Jared]

And I love my neck. Always feels great.

[Miles]

It's.

[Jared]

It's broken in, obviously.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

There's, like, some, like, I don't know, yellow stains on it.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's grease. You know, hair grease, face grease. I get it.

[Jared]

I get it, and I love it. I've been using it, like, pretty much every night, and my wife doesn't understand why I still have it. But it's just.

[Miles]

It's the perfect pillow, and I can. I can get that, right? It's. You've. It's the perfect pillow. You broke it in. It's like, sometimes your wife just doesn't understand the things you do. But Maybe she needs to learn a lesson a little bit, you know, like my. I remember I saw. I. When I sleep, I just sleep with shorts on, no underwear, whatever. And I had this perfect pair of shorts that the waistband wasn't too tight, but it wasn't too loose, that they're falling off, but they just weren't a very nice pair of shorts. And I'd wear them to bed a lot. And it got to the point where my wife's like, I don't understand why you wear these every single day. They're ugly. You know, this and that. And I'm like, you just don't understand. They just fit absolutely perfect.

[Jared]

Right. It's like you're not going to a.

[Miles]

Wedding, you're going to bed. I'm literally, I'm gonna. You only see these shorts from the 15 seconds from the closet where I walk from there into bed. Cover them with COVID That's why they're called covers.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Miles]

Covering up. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Jared. Sorry to just to piggyback on that. So my, My three year old, he uses the pillow, like the small pillow that I used when I was a kid that my dad used when he was a kid.

[Jared]

Holy.

[Ryan]

So that pillow is probably like 50 years old.

[Tyler]

I was going to talk about broken in.

[Ryan]

So A is really broken.

[Miles]

Isn't there like a lot of sign to how much bacteria pillows hold so much dead skin. Yeah. It's honest again, I want to be on your guys's side here.

[Ryan]

It's the perfect pillow, though. It's got the. The old NFL logos, every NFL team logo all over it. Yes. It's got the Oilers on it.

[Miles]

Yeah. But like, they don't have the Seahawks on there. Right. They don't got the Titans on it.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Texas definitely aren't on it.

[Jared]

Panthers. Are the Panthers on it?

[Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

The Raiders are for sure. Not Las Vegas.

[Ryan]

No, definitely not. So, yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. Your kids like watching NFL later. And he's like, who's. The Tennessee Titans. Yeah.

[Ryan]

What are the Oilers playing?

[Miles]

Yeah. Can we watch the Oilers game today, Dad?

[Jared]

I love Warren.

[Ryan]

He's like, yeah, it's like, Son, it's. It's the off season of hockey right now. The Oilers aren't on until this winter.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Sorry, Tyler, I cut you off.

[Tyler]

No, no, I. I have one. I perfectly understand that I'm the weird one here, but I brush my teeth in the shower and my wife could just thinks that's the weirdest thing ever.

[Miles]

I mean, you're saving time.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's just like, I do it every. Every shower. I brush my teeth.

[Ryan]

I do that from time to time, too. If I'm trying to kill two birds, one stone, I'll do it.

[Tyler]

I need this time. Yeah, yeah. Keep catching.

[Ryan]

I'll in the shower sometime. Just by. Not if I don't. Awful stomp. Yeah. If I don't have time.

[Miles]

You know, his wife just doesn't. Can't understand that.

[Tyler]

No, she doesn't get it.

[Miles]

I actually had a good moment where she didn't necessarily understand it, but then something happened to her and she suddenly understood it. She couldn't understand why. I just like, standing out watching the sprinklers go. You know, she's kind of like, yeah, okay, you're just going to stand out here and look at him. And then she's planted a flower bed in our planters and like, whatever this year. And now she'll just go out and just start. Look to just be looking at the flowers, looking at them, making comments about, like, this, I really need these ones to fill out. You know, stuff like that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Constantly worried about the. The flowers in the garden. I'm like, this is the exact reason why I sit and watch the sprinklers. I got to make sure that they're, you know, staying. Not too much leakage onto the concrete. Keep it in the grass, you know, I don't want to be wasting water, all that type of stuff.

[Jared]

And it's mesmerizing, too.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You gotta make sure coverage is good, too. If you got a knot. If you gotta knock sprinkler heads down or something because it's too strong of a stream.

[Miles]

I do have one sprinkler head right now. It's one of those ones that, like, sprays flat like this, like, all the way. Yep. Right. It's not like one of the sh. It's like a Mr. Whatever.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

But there's like a crack in the top of it. So it shoots water straight up in the air. But it's not like a huge stream. It's just like, as if this was a water feature and like, this is just an extra little thing.

[Ryan]

I probably got an extra head for you.

[Miles]

Yeah. I might have to get that baby replaced.

[Jared]

Like, it's like peeing after sex.

[Tyler]

That's rain.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Like, yeah, you have to sit.

[Miles]

Morning wood piss. Yeah. Ah, that's the wall. I don't get it.

[Ryan]

My wife doesn't understand why I have so many pairs of shoes. I do have a lot of pairs of shoes.

[Miles]

And he's Got all the pairs of shoes, but he just elects to wear the same ones that I have every day.

[Ryan]

Well, I'm trying to get these suckers broken in. So get. You give another week or two, I won't be wearing these.

[Tyler]

It is cute that you guys match.

[Miles]

I just. I had them first.

[Tyler]

You. It's.

[Ryan]

Well, again, I tried to get a different color. They didn't have a different color in my size, so I was forced to. I. I had. It was a tough decision. But, I mean, like, I. I have a pair of lawn mowing shoes, but my lawn mowing shoes, I can't wear in, like, if the gravel or the. The dirt is wet, like, if they're going to get muddy now. Waterproof. So then I got my mud shoes, podcast shoes. I got my podcast shoes. I got my. Yep. I got my. My working out shoes.

[Tyler]

My hanging out with Miles shoes.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Ryan]

I just got, like, my comfy casuals, but then I have my casuals that aren't as comfy.

[Jared]

Do you have, like.

[Miles]

I get that, actually.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

Like, I got a pair of tennis shoes that I wear if, like, hey, you know, I like the way these ones look, but they're not as comfy. But then I have the tennis shoes like, these that I'm like, all right, I'm just gonna wear these for pure comfort.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yep. I got a pair of cheap shoes that I can. They're universal. I can literally walk in the mud with them. I can mow lawn with them. I could wear them out, possibly to a nice dinner, you know, get washed up.

[Jared]

So do you have, like.

[Miles]

Right.

[Jared]

Mood Ryan shoes? Are those the universal?

[Ryan]

I do, yeah. No, I. I have a pair of those. RMRs. Yeah. Those. Those only come out on special occasion.

[Tyler]

How many shoes does your wife have? Do you have more shoes than her?

[Jared]

Good question.

[Ryan]

I'd probably say no because she's. I mean, she's got a lot of, like the flats and then. Yeah. So but maybe.

[Miles]

But I think it's less of, like, why do you have so many shoes? As a hypocritical thing. It's more so, like, guys shouldn't have this many shoes.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Miles]

Probably her approach.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's a double standard.

[Ryan]

Like, she has. She has a pair of shoes for, like, each different, like, like, occasion that she'd be going out to. I have different shoes for each occasion that would, like.

[Miles]

Of life.

[Ryan]

Of life. Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's fine. I'm on team Ryan here.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And I usually don't get rid of shoes I like for me to Throw a pair of shoes away is a really, really tough decision.

[Tyler]

They do got to be.

[Miles]

If I'm gonna lift weights, I wear a pair of shoes that I bought like in college for sure.

[Ryan]

And in to throw those away would be. It would.

[Miles]

And actually I thought that they disappeared for a long time. Then I was going through a bucket in our closet and I found them at the bottom and I was jacked, dude. So jacked.

[Tyler]

We were going through for the rummage. So I found my CrossFit shoes when I was serious and I didn't put those on the rubbish. So I'm like, I gotta keep these.

[Ryan]

Just in case maybe you might be CrossFit.

[Miles]

It's also like, have you guys ever bought a used pair of shoes?

[Tyler]

One time.

[Miles]

And what was it for?

[Tyler]

For a wedding I had to buy some like specific looking brown shoes that they were $150 and I was like, I'm gonna go to a thrift store and find something close enough.

[Miles]

Yeah. Kind of just wore them once.

[Tyler]

Yep. I wore them once. Then I think I maybe wore them again to a wedding.

[Miles]

Buying used shoes is crazy, right?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Even if the description says lightly used, like I just know that's not.

[Miles]

I don't know, I just, I'm. I don't think I'll ever buy a used pair of shoes ever. Unless it was like we needed it. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Those are just renting.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah. Even that feels weird. Doesn't. Takes like a full 15 minutes to be comfortable in those shoes.

[Ryan]

For sure. I figure out slide shoes on.

[Miles]

Yeah, but like unless we like we're buying a specific pair of shoes for like a character we were playing in a video, I just, I don't see a path to me doing that.

[Ryan]

Well, I think it's cuz you have to, you have to break them in on your own. You don't want someone else with different feet breaking them in for you.

[Jared]

Yeah. Try walking in somebody else's shoes.

[Miles]

Yeah. Also there's just nothing grosser than another person's sweaty, smelly feet.

[Ryan]

Definitely.

[Miles]

And to you put your feet in.

[Jared]

I don't know, it's like used underwear.

[Miles]

I don't even like the thought of like wearing someone's flip flops.

[Tyler]

That's probably worse because there's no socks.

[Miles]

Yeah. It's probably true.

[Jared]

Dogs are.

[Miles]

I just. I don't know.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I thought it was for my case specifically. I think it was a great move because originally I was like, fucking A. I don't want to buy used shoes. But then I bought them for $6 instead of having to spend 150 on something that I was going to wear one time.

[Ryan]

That's worth it. I mean, if you have multiple occasions you wear them for, then it's different. You might just want to go new at that point.

[Miles]

But yeah, yeah, maybe. Maybe bowling shoes are doing it right? Maybe I. We got to start a shoe rental business. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I bet you some people would do that. If you like LA by a bunch of. What are the. The. What are the red bottoms? What actually is the brand?

[Jared]

Oh, what is this Red bottoms?

[Tyler]

Yeah, like, it's a woman's shoe that designer. Like, they're like Louis Vuitton or some like that.

[Jared]

I think it is Louie.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they call them red bottoms. We did like a red bottom rentals so they could rent them for a night.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

I got a friend, she. She would just order clothes from this one company and just return them after the occasion. And she ended up getting blacklisted from that company. I think she returned like $8,000 of merchandise in one year.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan]

God. Crazy.

[Tyler]

Good for.

[Ryan]

So there's a market.

[Miles]

You know, honestly, I'm usually about like, being like, yeah, that seems extreme to blacklisted, but I'm fully on board with getting blacklisted for sure. Buying $8,000 worth of stuff, for sure. It's like also one of those things. Like, how many people are actually buying $8,000 worth of stuff from one company in a year? Definitely. It's like the. It's got to be a short list. So you're gonna get caught easily.

[Ryan]

Yeah, definitely.

[Miles]

Where. If she was doing like 3, 400 bucks at this place. 3, 400 bucks at this place, you're probably not gonna get caught. $8,000 at one store. If someone's bought $8,000 worth of you betcha gear and return, like, even if they didn't return it, we would be like, we need to like, thank this guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. You'd also know, like, after the. After they hit 500 in returns, you just type their name on the search bar and all their orders come up.

[Miles]

So watch them like a hawk.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I'm trying to think if there's anything else my wife doesn't know. I mean, it's a lot. She doesn't understand why I like whipping my shirt off at home, dude. I was like growling at my kid. You know something about that. I'll do this thing where, like, if he's on the ground, I'll get on my hands and knees and just take the crown of my head and just start headbutting a little bit.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I like doing that.

[Miles]

And. And doesn't get it, but it's like he loves it. You know, he just wants a rough house.

[Tyler]

What's there not to get? He's laughing.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

You do anything? My wife can. She can't understand why I. Why I can't unpack a bag from a weekend for, like. Like, immediately. Because she's. She'll get home immediately unpacked.

[Miles]

So you're married to a serial killer.

[Ryan]

Yeah, My. My bag will sit there for, like. It'll sit there long enough for me to get to the next trip I'm taking.

[Miles]

So you're saying that if you wind up dead, she definitely did it.

[Tyler]

We'll need to check Ryan's burn pile.

[Ryan]

I mean, I don't think I have any.

[Miles]

Any.

[Ryan]

Anyone out to get me at this point.

[Jared]

You'd never have to unpack that if you're always packed.

[Ryan]

That's the thing. I'm already kind of packed.

[Miles]

I just. This summer, I have been gone so much that there's. I just haven't even had an opportunity to unpack my suitcase.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you don't.

[Tyler]

Don't you don't you leave tomorrow morning?

[Miles]

Yeah, Yeah, I do.

[Ryan]

And your bag's packed already?

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

And then I get back on Saturday, and I have to leave again on Sunday.

[Tyler]

You should just stay there.

[Miles]

Like, it gets to a point where I just get home, I open up my suitcase and, like, stuff for the week that's clean in there that I didn't wear, I'll just wear during that week, and I'll just. I'm quite literally living out of a suitcase at this point. You know, a lot of smell tests. You know, can't remember if I wore this. No, I think I'm good. Even if I did, it was light use, you know, and minimal soilage, and I can move on a lot of wrinkle spray. Oh, yeah. I told Anne when we go on this road trip tomorrow, God. Bring the wrinkle spray for sure. Locked and loaded. I had it just in my truck for a while. Wrinkle spray Lifesaver.

[Ryan]

Is there any. Any heat that needs to be applied to it to get the.

[Miles]

Just.

[Tyler]

It's a mystery chemical. It's up there with underwater firecrackers.

[Miles]

It's a hundred percent. I don't get it. But now I can't live without it.

[Ryan]

It's kind of like the stain spray that they. That they got for. Not for kids, but just in general. It will. Like, you could smush a raspberry on a white shirt, and it will take the stain out. I don't know where the. The coloration is going, but it just. It's gone.

[Tyler]

It disappears.

[Miles]

Things get washed out.

[Ryan]

It doesn't get washed, though. You just. You. You like, really? You like, kind of.

[Miles]

I guess that's like a tide to go. Pen.

[Jared]

Those never work.

[Miles]

Really?

[Tyler]

No. Tried to go suck.

[Miles]

Really? I feel like I've had decent success with T T2G.

[Ryan]

It's all a mess.

[Tyler]

You just haven't had a good stain yet then.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Too cleave an eater.

[Miles]

Yeah, probably. I've probably never had an oil slick on my shirt.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Next time you, like, stamp your undies, just try. Try the tie to go. So get. Won't get it out. And then next time you stamp your undies, try the spray. It'll come right out.

[Miles]

Oh, my God, ryan, there's like 50.

[Jared]

Different spots on your own.

[Ryan]

It's kind of like testing out, like, it's like a seed plot, right? You got companies testing out new variations. Seed. It's just. I mean, you got 50 stains, 50 stamps on your undies. You're just trying out different stain removers.

[Miles]

Ryan's starting to sound a lot like Billy Mays over there. Really selling this thing.

[Jared]

R.I.P.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Love you, bud.

[Miles]

It's also. I feel like. I feel like a lot of the stuff that my wife couldn't understand when we first got married, she's now acquiring those things. Like, she couldn't understand why my truck was so messy, my garage was so messy, and my Everything else was messy. And now her closet is messier than mine. You know what I mean?

[Tyler]

Your bad habits are contagious.

[Miles]

Yeah, I think that's a little bit.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, I. I like back in the early you betcha days, we. You, me, and Ann would just all stay in the same hotel room. And I think I remember, like, her clothes corner was. It was like a bomb went off.

[Miles]

In your guys' suitcase. It's just. The problem is that we just have two type B personalities in our house, and it's just not good.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's okay, though.

[Miles]

And she's also. She. She's actually told me. This is almost a direct quote of. I'd be like. I'd be like, oh, we should. Like, you should. You. I'll do this tonight, this chore. You should clean up your closet. And she's like, well, I'm not gonna do it until you start doing it. Then I'll want to do it like a standoff?

[Ryan]

Well, no, it's just like, she needs more, like, motivation.

[Miles]

Only she's basically told me the only way she gets motivated to do something like that is if someone else is doing it and she can join in. And I was just like.

[Tyler]

So, like, you'd have to start cleaning her closet.

[Miles]

Yeah, just like being like, all right, let's go. We're gonna clean up the closet, then she'll do it. But if she's just got a to do list and it's clean up the closet, she just won't. She won't do it. So it's always fun that. Two children in the house.

[Ryan]

Well, you know, she might. She's like a. She's a group project type of gal.

[Miles]

And she probably is. Yeah. You know, I could be somewhat of a social loafer where she's the opposite. I'm in a group, I'm like, chilling, you know, how can I make it seem like I'm doing work when I'm not really doing work? And she's like, I'm only going to do work if the group's doing the work.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So maybe that's good. It's good.

[Ryan]

We got to stay in this bench right now.

[Miles]

Yeah. Maybe then she'll stay in it for.

[Ryan]

Ah, Yeah. I gotta take this call real quick.

[Tyler]

Abandon her two seconds in.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. So I gotta get this.

[Ryan]

We gotta get this garage clean now. Ah, I gotta. I gotta take a.

[Miles]

Take a call.

[Jared]

Gotta go to the bank.

[Miles]

And then I come back and she's just. Why haven't you done anything? I was waiting for you.

[Ryan]

Damn it. That'll happen.

[Miles]

That was an hour wasted. And now I can't feel my legs.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I won't be able to feel my legs until tomorrow. That's how long that was.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

All right. Should we take a break, boys?

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

All right, Jared, you have a segment called who said what?

[Jared]

Yes.

[Miles]

This. Is this on anything? The pot we said on the podcast.

[Jared]

Yes. So this is between regular episodes and Patreon episodes as well.

[Miles]

Okay. All right. And how many different quotes you got for us?

[Jared]

I think I have nine.

[Miles]

Okay, so these are nine quotes. We have to try and guess who said what.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

I'm guessing that's a game, right?

[Ryan]

Yeah. We're team effort here.

[Miles]

I figured who said who said what? Is. That's the premise is what I gathered.

[Jared]

Right.

[Miles]

All right, Jared, what do you got for us?

[Jared]

We put a man on the moon, but we can't have chunks. Soft serve ice cream.

[Miles]

I do say we put a man A lot. Say it a lot. What was it? Chunk soft serve ice cream.

[Jared]

Yeah, but we can't have chunks soft serve ice cream.

[Miles]

Yeah. I'm guessing that's like having, like, Reese's peanut butter cups already mixed in. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Miles Ryan, Episode 238 oh, my God, you were little.

[Ryan]

I do say man on the moon, and when people can't get done, we put a man on the moon.

[Miles]

Why can't we do that? Which he got from me. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

No, definitely not from Neil.

[Ryan]

No, I didn't get it from you.

[Jared]

No.

[Miles]

Louie.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Too much confidence on this side of the, of the nightstand right here.

[Tyler]

We were playing.

[Ryan]

I should. I should have went with my gut. Should have went with my gut.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, you did say it, so you could have been, like, I said, that bad.

[Ryan]

I know, but you talked me into thinking it was you because you do love chunky Softs.

[Miles]

No one's got the garlic bread. That's a Patreon. Yeah, that's later this week.

[Jared]

No.

[Miles]

Oh, that just happened.

[Jared]

Yeah, that just happened.

[Miles]

If you guys want to. We got all sorts of bits going over, including a talking garlic bread loaf.

[Jared]

Anyways, it was really good.

[Miles]

It was way better. It sounded way funnier on Patreon.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

To be there.

[Ryan]

All right, so we're all for one.

[Miles]

Okay, well, speak up next time. How about. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Don'T be so confident going into your guesses. Let's devolve.

[Miles]

You're right. Leaders eat last. You guys pick first and I'll come in later.

[Ryan]

Let's get a let's go census here. Tyler, did you even say who you thought it was?

[Tyler]

Miles. Okay, it said it several times. All right.

[Jared]

I feel like skateboarders shower less than regular people.

[Tyler]

Ryan. That's gotta be Orion.

[Miles]

I don't know if Ryan would have that. Did you say. Well, first of all, did you say that?

[Ryan]

Not that I remember. But I mean, I, I, it is probably something I would have said.

[Tyler]

It feels like you said it completely out of context, but I want to.

[Miles]

That or it was a very well thought out observation. And I, I just don't feel like Ryan would have thought that one through. I think he would have just blurted something out.

[Tyler]

No, I feel like we were probably talking about football and Ryan, that.

[Ryan]

I think I'm not that out of pocket, you guys.

[Miles]

I think I said this.

[Ryan]

Back of my head said, says Tyler said it.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

No, I, I, I def. I don't think I said.

[Miles]

Okay, so you think Tyler said it? You think Ryan said. I think that Miles said It. Let's see.

[Jared]

Miles said it.

[Ryan]

Okay. I was just gonna say I said it.

[Miles]

I told you. I said. I think I said this.

[Ryan]

I was literally gonna say, I think Miles said it before you gave us the answer. Jared. So we.

[Miles]

We.

[Ryan]

We got that one right. I think as a group.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we'll take it.

[Jared]

We'll take. Get GI Jan on it. She'll clean it up.

[Ryan]

GI Jan.

[Tyler]

I remember this bit, but I don't remember who said that.

[Miles]

It is astonishing how little we remember of what we said.

[Jared]

Jan. Get GI Jan on it. She'll clean it up.

[Miles]

I don't think I said this. I don't. I don't think I've ever said GI Jan in my entire life.

[Tyler]

It's either me or Ryan.

[Miles]

I feel like it's a Tyler bit.

[Jared]

So this was in reference to the Will Smith song?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think it was Ryan.

[Ryan]

I think it was Tyler.

[Miles]

I think it was Tyler.

[Jared]

It was Tyler.

[Tyler]

Wow.

[Ryan]

Let's go.

[Miles]

You said it.

[Tyler]

I don't remember.

[Miles]

You gotta remember it.

[Tyler]

I don't remember saying it.

[Ryan]

Who was GI Jam?

[Jared]

That was the Chris Rock did a GI Jan joke.

[Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It just was too cult. Too much of a. Of a pop culture reference for me and you to say.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Miles]

We are not 100. Tyler's much more plugged into pop culture.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Am I?

[Miles]

Yeah. In a weird way, you are. You're like. You're like a. You're like a hermit monk, but you're also very plugged into pop culture. I don't know if that makes sense. It's like if the Franciscan monks had access to the E. Network.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

The E. Yeah. What's it called? Entertainment.

[Jared]

Exclamation.

[Miles]

Entertainment Tonight. Exclamation. If that's like, what you are.

[Tyler]

I used to watch E. News with Joel McHale.

[Jared]

Oh, the soup.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Soup was the best.

[Ryan]

You're by the tabloids at the Cash.

[Miles]

The Soup Walks so Tosh could run.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

That's what I felt like. The same style of show, right?

[Tyler]

Pretty much.

[Miles]

Different topics, obviously.

[Jared]

The first time my wiener hit that bun and I. And I sprayed my relish all over it, I knew you were the one.

[Miles]

What? The one of us.

[Ryan]

Do you. Do you eat relish on hot dogs?

[Tyler]

Sometimes.

[Ryan]

Do you eat relish on hot dogs? I. Because I do.

[Tyler]

It's gotta be you.

[Miles]

It's. This is such a Ryan comment.

[Tyler]

Jared's just going in a circle now, so we should be back to Ryan.

[Ryan]

No, because Miles is the first one.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

But he needs to switch it up.

[Miles]

It Just. Just read it one more time.

[Jared]

The first time my wiener hit that bun and I sprayed my relish all over it. I knew you were the one.

[Tyler]

This has got to be a Ryan on Patreon for bonus points.

[Miles]

I knew you were the one. Yeah. I just. I would never. I don't do relish. So we'll go. You're going, Ryan.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

So, yeah, it was Miles, but Miles, you're kind of quoting Ryan. You're talking about building your own hot dog bar. That's how Miles thinks. Ryan met his wife at a hot dog bar.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Jared]

And you were kind of quoting, so.

[Miles]

Trick question, Jared. It's.

[Ryan]

That was sneaky. That was sneaky.

[Miles]

So that's how I described. That's Ryan and his wife meeting. Yeah.

[Tyler]

That is a crazy thing for you.

[Jared]

My mom listens to this episode one.

[Tyler]

She should stop.

[Miles]

Hey, my kid now saw 121. That was heavy. Domino Dan time.

[Ryan]

Dude, that was Miles day, too. Days.

[Miles]

Yeah, it was.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Whoever.

[Jared]

Whoever invented the apple tree clearly did not. Was not a guy of my size. Correct. He would have made them. Whoever invented the apple tree clearly was not a guy of my size because he would have made them grow much taller and gotten much more shade.

[Miles]

This had been Domino Dan. Yeah.

[Jared]

Miles on apple Trees, episode 1 26.

[Miles]

That's what the episode was called?

[Jared]

No, that was just.

[Miles]

Oh, that's just me. I. I had an opinion on it. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

If you're a walking taco, you can walk on out of here.

[Miles]

I hope I didn't say this. This is a bad line.

[Ryan]

Was it really?

[Tyler]

Were we debating taco in a bag versus calling it walking taco?

[Miles]

Yeah, that's a bad one by me. What episode was that?

[Jared]

121.

[Miles]

Yeah. This tough. I had a tough stretch there, I think.

[Ryan]

Why? Why is it so bad?

[Miles]

It's just. Is not a good joke. I mean, probably again, it's not funny.

[Ryan]

We're not hearing any context around. Around these lines, though.

[Miles]

That's.

[Ryan]

That's the thing.

[Miles]

I hope it was in a heated thing. Oh, yeah, you're a walkie talker. You can walk the right eye. I hope it was like that. I hope it wasn't deadpan, because that's a bad dead pan deadpan joke.

[Tyler]

Pity laughs for me and Ryan, mostly.

[Miles]

Jared.

[Jared]

I'm anti knee jerk. I like to keep my knees unjerked.

[Tyler]

Miles.

[Miles]

Gotta be me.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What episode was that on?

[Jared]

Episode 277.

[Miles]

See, I'm starting to catch my stride a little bit.

[Ryan]

Knee Jerk reactions.

[Jared]

It was Miles talking.

[Miles]

I like to keep my knees unjust.

[Jared]

Crack himself up.

[Ryan]

That's a good one.

[Miles]

That's. That's a Good one.

[Jared]

Miles. Episode 277 on Wayne and if the dust has settled on the MJ versus LeBron debate. That's when you said that.

[Miles]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Because that's. I mean that's how the action.

[Miles]

Yeah. The whole. That's how the whole let's wait till the smoker's dust settles thing even started because I was. I'm anti knee jerk.

[Jared]

Men don't actually scratch their nuts. It's more of a pinch and roll situation.

[Ryan]

That was Tyler.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Oh, well, that's the most memorable one.

[Tyler]

We can think of.

[Ryan]

You know, patented pr.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, could you imagine just like stretching it out and just scratching it like you would your arm? Yeah.

[Ryan]

I'm so. Yeah. Like. Like you're washing clothes on a washboard.

[Miles]

Yeah, I have washboard nuts.

[Jared]

I grew up with Sheetrock on either side. On my back. Of my back.

[Miles]

I grew up with Sheetrock on either side of my back. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Which is funny because there's only one side to your back.

[Miles]

I just. Again, context, I feel like helps so much. I'm not.

[Ryan]

I mean, I'm not.

[Miles]

I don't think Tyler said that.

[Ryan]

I'm also not talking about Sheetrock, so.

[Miles]

It'S gotta be me.

[Ryan]

It's gotta be you.

[Jared]

That's Miles.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Tyler]

What is the context of this?

[Jared]

It's Patreon. Episode 66 10:13 Mark, I'm not sure what the context was.

[Tyler]

Jared just randomly clicked it and wrote down the first words he heard.

[Jared]

My performance in the bedroom translates to my performance on the field. And the only place that I can confidently is a Comfort King.

[Miles]

That's gotta be Ryan.

[Ryan]

No, that's.

[Miles]

That's you. What?

[Ryan]

I don't own a Comfort King is a Patreon.

[Miles]

Oh, wait, no. I think we were doing a fake commercial for it because we were talking about how dumb it was that these nil deals of like local.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I feel like might have said it.

[Ryan]

That was. It had to have been you.

[Jared]

It was Ryan.

[Miles]

God, that's a great.

[Ryan]

That's a great line by Comfort King.

[Tyler]

Needs to steal that.

[Ryan]

Can you.

[Miles]

Right. We were doing a fake commercial bit or what?

[Jared]

Cuz we said the Comfort King ads look like pornos.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Spiral into that.

[Ryan]

Yeah. There's using the local. Like local athletes. What was the line again?

[Jared]

My performance in the bedroom translates to my performance on the field. And the only place That I can confidently is a comfort kick.

[Ryan]

Just.

[Miles]

Just the idea of knowing where you can confidently.

[Tyler]

That's gotta be the new take. Like confidently in a comfort.

[Miles]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Jared]

I think that was our hookah episode.

[Ryan]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Tyler]

Hooked up.

[Ryan]

That makes sense.

[Miles]

The only place I can confidently. It's a comfort.

[Jared]

That's all I have.

[Miles]

Holy.

[Ryan]

That's a good segment.

[Miles]

It's a good segment. Were you just searching random words in all the, like, transcript stuff or what?

[Jared]

Yeah, I would just kind of thumb around. This is like over the last two years. I've been doing it. Two years.

[Ryan]

Two years for nine pits.

[Jared]

Well, it's not like I've been working two years straight on it. It's like, oh, that'd be a funny one to put in.

[Ryan]

It's a great segment though.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Takes time to compile.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So it's not like we can. We can't really do another one next week.

[Miles]

I mean, I mean, we have. How many hours? Lots.

[Ryan]

If it took them two years, though.

[Miles]

Two years. Yeah. So, all right, your market. If you're listening to this two years from now, we'll do who said what again? Yeah, it's about the correct amount of time, but if we wanted to only do like four or five of them, we probably do it in a year. Give Jared ample time to get it done.

[Tyler]

We get the patrons on it. They have time stamps for all sorts of. They call us out all the time.

[Ryan]

Yeah. They're good at pulling tapes.

[Jared]

Well, yeah, they can do the heavy lifting on it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So patrons submit some quotes for us.

[Jared]

That'd be nice.

[Miles]

So that's it, Jared. Yep.

[Jared]

That's all I had about that.

[Miles]

Yeah. You think after two years we'd have a laundry list of quotes?

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Well, no, I'm directing that at you, Jared. I mean, I thought you would have. I didn't know you're working on this for two years.

[Jared]

Well, it's. Yeah, like I said, it wasn't like two years straight in my life.

[Ryan]

What if you've been like, yeah, I'm not really sure about this segment. I don't think we should do it.

[Tyler]

You're like, yeah, that idea sucks, Jared. Oh, okay.

[Miles]

He's spent like the last six months working up the courage to pitch it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Every weekend.

[Miles]

He spent six months prepping the idea for it. Then he spent two years working on it. Six months to pitch. So it's a three year thing in the making. Yeah.

[Ryan]

He even went through, like, Andy Elliott online course training just to Pitch you the pitch you the right bit.

[Tyler]

The art of the pitch.

[Ryan]

Yeah. He comes in with a shirt off.

[Miles]

Again. Jared also has another segment for us, Mr.

[Jared]

Potato Head.

[Tyler]

Jared, you're cooking. How many years have you been working on this one?

[Jared]

This is about a less than a week.

[Miles]

Okay. All right. So Jared's dreamt up another segment for us called Mr. Potato Head. Jared, what is. What is this?

[Jared]

So most people know what. Mr. Potato Head. You can put the arms where the nose goes. You can.

[Miles]

And no goes. Yep. Yeah.

[Jared]

Nose goes. So I thought it'd be a cool idea to, like, what would be the perfect uncle? Mr. Potato Headstyle. Like, what kind of feet would he have? What kind of brain would he have? What kind of, like, personality traits would he have? And this could be, like, real characters, fictional characters, or somebody you know as well.

[Miles]

Do you guys feel like the perfect uncle is fat or skinny?

[Tyler]

Fat.

[Miles]

So I'm going Kevin James's body.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

For the uncle.

[Tyler]

We're on the same page because the first thing that I thought of was Chris Farley.

[Miles]

Yeah. Okay, so we can do a cross. Well, let's do. Yeah, we do a cross between Farley and Kevin James.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Body type.

[Ryan]

I understand humor is, like, an intangible thing, but can we put humor on this? Yeah, I would like Theo Vaughn's humor.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

That's a per. That's a personal thing. It might not resonate with everybody.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. He'd be the uncle that. He would stir the pot a little on Christmas accidentally.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You'd say something weird.

[Miles]

Yeah. I'm trying to think if we could fuse him with someone else, like a.

[Ryan]

Nate Bargacky maybe, or Shane Gillis.

[Tyler]

Shane is more uncle vibes than Bargadsky is a thing.

[Miles]

Villis is what you're saying. Thane Villas. Humor type is a wild thing.

[Ryan]

Thane Gone.

[Miles]

Thank God.

[Ryan]

Thane Gillison.

[Jared]

There you go.

[Miles]

Thane Gillison. Okay. I guess we'll commit to that. That's fine. I. I mean, what else is there? Is he. Yeah. I feel like, what kind of car does this guy drive? I feel like he's got to be Jesse Pinkman off of in his El Camino.

[Ryan]

I was gonna say, like, probably like a 2011 Toyota Tacoma, maybe.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I was. I was thinking, like. Like Ryan's High School Grand Prix.

[Miles]

Yeah, I. I was kind of also going like, Billy Bob Thornton. Bad News Bears.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Driving that beater.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Miles]

It's kind of the vibe. I was thinking Billy Bob Thornton's a great example of the guy you'd Be a great uncle to have.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What. What other things we need to decide about this guy?

[Jared]

Jared?

[Miles]

See, you were hoping we were going down. We do the. Okay, we'll do the. What do we. Whose left leg do we want to.

[Tyler]

Give this left leg for a good uncle.

[Miles]

Left leg.

[Tyler]

Let's go with Uncle Jesse from Full House and take his left legs.

[Miles]

Right leg. Ryan.

[Ryan]

Probably Lieutenant Dan.

[Tyler]

A peg leg. Uncle.

[Miles]

Are we giving him a peg leg?

[Ryan]

No, no, we'll give him two legs. We'll give him two legs.

[Miles]

No, you already said Lieutenant Dan. Okay, Jared, what's his right arm?

[Jared]

I feel like you need a strong arm to lift kids. Like a jungle gym type thing. Yeah, let's do Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

I'll go left arm. I'll go. I'll go left arm. McLovin character on.

[Tyler]

Nice. Yeah, Yeah.

[Miles]

I was thinking clearly. Just he's jerks off a lot with his right arm. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yeah. I was gonna say we go Chalamet on the. On the left. We go right Schwarzenegger, just skinny guy, left arm.

[Miles]

Very similar type body types. Yes.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What else we gotta. What kind of belly we talking on this guy?

[Tyler]

We'll go the. We'll go the Farley Kevin James belly hybrid.

[Miles]

I think we go Stevo back tattoo on this guy.

[Tyler]

Dig that.

[Miles]

But make them hairy. Is there a guy that's got a notoriously hairy back?

[Jared]

Chris Farley's back.

[Miles]

What. What about his lips? What kind of lips you want on your uncle? Chapped.

[Ryan]

Chapped.

[Miles]

See, like, this is why this segment, Jared. It gets a little weird with your uncle. Yeah. You know, like, what kind of. You want. What kind of wiener you want on your uncle? Like, it's just. You should have went.

[Ryan]

Got a good option right here. Johnny Sins.

[Miles]

Okay. Johnny Sins. So you got an uncle with Johnny Sinscock, by the way.

[Jared]

Congratulations.

[Ryan]

And you're. You're. Yeah. Like, you're envious of your uncle because he's number one, he's cool. Number two, he lays pipe.

[Miles]

I think we go George Costanza hairdo, be great.

[Tyler]

I think we go Steve Buscemi's eyes. Frog eye.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's fine. It's fine.

[Ryan]

I think we go, like.

[Miles]

I think we go Cam Newton years.

[Ryan]

I was gonna go Kurt Angles ears.

[Tyler]

Oh, call flowered up.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

We'll do one Cam Newton near one cow flower.

[Jared]

Cam Newton's hat.

[Ryan]

The top hat. Yeah, that's a good one.

[Tyler]

We could go Cam Newton's hair.

[Jared]

Dreadlocks.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Well, he. We have plenty of options to choose from. He's done several. He's had a bird's nest in his hair once.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

And I think we can go. Mr. Deeds. Doesn't he have a frost bitten foot? Because he only got one foot. Let's make a frost bit.

[Ryan]

No, like, this is the uncle that's probably just not getting invited to family functions anymore. It's kind of the line that we're.

[Tyler]

Monstrosity. We've created a monster.

[Miles]

It's like. It's like the monsters that get created on Spy Kids with the kids drawing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It's like what this guy's turned into be Floops Fuglies. Yeah. If anyone wants to make this person in Photoshop, I would love to see. We don't have to see the Johnny Sins part.

[Tyler]

No, it could just be implied.

[Miles]

Yeah. You could maybe do like a Pringle. Count down the inside of his jeans. Yeah, you know, that works. That'll be implied.

[Tyler]

And he'll dress like the dude from Lebowski.

[Miles]

Oh, the Dude. You want him dressed like the dude in a robe?

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

He's got more than the robe on.

[Miles]

Well, no, I know, but he's always wearing a robe, isn't he?

[Tyler]

Yeah, that sweater.

[Miles]

Yeah. Okay, great segment.

[Ryan]

Don't tell us that you worked on that for two years.

[Miles]

He did tell us beforehand that it is somewhat of a half bake idea.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

A half baked potato head.

[Ryan]

And maybe the subject that we had chosen. We could maybe flip flop.

[Tyler]

We'll do aunt next week.

[Miles]

Aunt in law. More fun.

[Tyler]

Aunt in law is definitely more fun.

[Miles]

Less weird.

[Ryan]

Noted.

[Tyler]

Right boob Pam. Left boob of Pam.

[Ryan]

Like 2000 Pam. Or like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, okay.

[Miles]

Yeah, you gotta go full prime on all those.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

1989 Pam Boobs.

[Ryan]

There's no clarification on any of these picks. Just all prime.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And then the next we could do steps. Steps.

[Miles]

This is incredible. For the dump truck.

[Ryan]

We'll go Elastigirl. We'll go Maytag. Washer and dryer. I'm not that out of pocket.

[Tyler]

You guys put that on your quote sheet. You just saved yourself three months of work. You can actually, there's a great quote for you for the next time at least you know your uncle lays pipe. Ryan episode. Whatever this is before you.

[Miles]

Wait, you said that?

[Tyler]

No, no, no, no.

[Ryan]

I said, said. I said, number one, he's cool. Number two, he lays pipe.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

Too late. I already wrote it down.

[Ryan]

He's a pipe layer.

[Miles]

You got a couple of Patreon questions or.

[Jared]

I do Vinnie Colombo jobs. You would not want to ever work.

[Tyler]

Miles. You don't really make concrete sound awesome.

[Miles]

Yeah, I wouldn't be. Yeah, I. You put that on your list. Yeah, for sure. Would I do not.

[Jared]

I think for me it would be teacher. Middle school teacher.

[Tyler]

Almost was one of those.

[Miles]

Yeah, I feel like teacher, but I feel like even younger, like first grade. There's no reasoning with first graders. No, you know what I mean? At least a middle school, they like have at least a brain so you can work with. Whereas like first graders, they're just doing do. They're just. They're just licking desks and you know.

[Ryan]

Pissing in corners, wiping their boogers underneath.

[Tyler]

So. Yeah, I think you're. You're almost on the middle schoolers. That's what I did my practicum. They're rabid animals. You can train a first grader. You like trick them into doing. You can't trick those 12 year olds.

[Miles]

Yeah, okay. It's a good one.

[Ryan]

I'm probably out on being an accountant.

[Miles]

Yeah, cut you out.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you can account me out on that one.

[Tyler]

I just.

[Ryan]

I don't know, I look at accounts and like we need them, but that ain't for me. I'm not. I can't be crunching numbers and staring at a computer screen all day.

[Miles]

I think being a door to door salesman sounds pretty terrible.

[Tyler]

I would rather do that though than cold call people.

[Miles]

Sure.

[Tyler]

I would rather be door to door than a cold call salesman.

[Miles]

Oh God, no. At least you gotta perform. You gotta put on act as door to door sales.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

But 90, there's no face to face in. And cold calling. Cold calling sucks. But there's no face to face. Door to door is like you have to look that person in the eye when they tell you to get the off their property.

[Tyler]

And then it's a relief. You just get back in your car and you get more window time.

[Miles]

You just. You just walk to the next door. It's door to door.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Not door to car.

[Miles]

Car door.

[Tyler]

You gotta move your vehicle. Eventually you're just back. The quicker they say no, the quicker you're back in your car.

[Ryan]

It depends on if you're 90 minute parking or not. It's true, you know, 30 minute, 90 minute. Yeah. If it's during the winter time, you can't.

[Miles]

You got 90 minute parking in your neighborhood.

[Ryan]

No, I'm just saying it's crazy.

[Miles]

Yeah. Being a door door salesman. Fargo, North Dakota, between the months of December and March. Sounds like the worst job in the world. World.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

So we go south, migrate.

[Tyler]

You Follow the ducks.

[Ryan]

Probably like a customer service representative for like a credit card company or something.

[Tyler]

I thought you'd say customer service rep for like a social media group.

[Ryan]

No, for like a. Like just having to answer phone calls. And the only phone calls you're answering are when people are just absolutely pissed. Yes. Or.

[Miles]

Or working the counter at an airline people. I think that might be the. Getting flights canceled, delayed, or whatever that causes people pain while they're traveling on airplane. Makes people hysterical.

[Ryan]

For sure.

[Miles]

I mean, it's like you could. I. I was on a flight like last week or whatever where we got on the plane, sat in our seats, and the lady on the intercom just goes, so, ladies and gentlemen, we don't have any pilots and we don't know when we're going to get pilots. So if you want, you can just go get off the plane and go hang out by the. In the terminal until we tell you if we got pilots or not. And just the people you could feel behind me, in front of me, just getting tense. Then this one gal came up and was just grilling the flight attendant. Who. The flight attendant was like me in the mustache competition. She just didn't have any information. I've been on this plane, I don't have any information. She's grilling like, I have to get to this place by tomorrow. What do we. Are we getting pilots? Are we not?

[Jared]

Brutal.

[Miles]

Oh, and it's just. They just. It makes people go crazy.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Something about airports make people go insane.

[Tyler]

Because you're already on edge because you're going through the security lines. You're on a crunch, so you're already, like, juiced up. So any little inconvenience is enough to break the camel's back.

[Miles]

Like, I do not. I do not envy the person that has to work the. The counter if my dad's plane gets cancelled because my dad is notoriously terrible with customer service people. You know, the. When he gets a new phone, you know, if something doesn't go right at the restaurant.

[Tyler]

You know, my dad's kind of a too when he does that stuff and.

[Miles]

Yeah, just something about boomers. They just don't respect customer service whatsoever. Yeah. And that would be a nightmare scenario. What are you laughing at?

[Tyler]

And I had nothing.

[Miles]

You're. You left.

[Tyler]

No.

[Ryan]

Say it.

[Miles]

It.

[Tyler]

No, I'm not gonna.

[Miles]

Is it about my dad or your dad?

[Tyler]

Mine.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I don't have any customer service stories of your dad.

[Ryan]

Say it.

[Miles]

No, no, he's. He's fine. I can tell when Tyler really does want to Say something. He really doesn't want to say this, so. But if you want to say, you can.

[Tyler]

I'll tell you after. Okay.

[Jared]

I'll make sure. Of course.

[Miles]

Yeah. I'm kidding.

[Jared]

Anglo Zanzibar war survivor for Tyler. Oh, I was listening to an older episode, and I don't think we ever heard the outcome of your garden bones.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

And what are you doing if you found.

[Miles]

If there are.

[Jared]

If they aren't any. Sorry. And what are you doing if you find out they aren't animal bones?

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Just never fails.

[Ryan]

But I get it because you're having to read other people's grammar. Yeah.

[Miles]

But it's like. And I mean this in no offense, like, objectively, Jared's the worst reader of all of us, and we have him be the guy reading the stuff every episode. It's just.

[Tyler]

Wait.

[Miles]

We just keep track of how many days until a Jared question stumble. We have a little board on the wall.

[Tyler]

Anyways, so the buddy. The update is. There is no update. The buddy I gave him to.

[Ryan]

That's good because it's a podcast.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's great.

[Tyler]

The buddy I gave him.

[Miles]

Question Jared.

[Tyler]

The buddy I gave them to got really sick and was in the hospital for a month and a half.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Tyler]

So I. I don't know if he ever.

[Miles]

This guy must really not want to help you out. Yeah, he made up. He was in the hospital for a month and a half.

[Tyler]

I went to visit him. Actually scared the out of him.

[Miles]

You went and visit him? Did you, like, walk in and just be like, hey, so how the bones going figured out for me?

[Tyler]

No. So actually I went to visit him, and there was nobody at the desk to where you check in. So I just walked to his room with me and another buddy, and we went in his room. He's in there. He's passed out. And so we just sat. We were just sitting there. We didn't want to wake him up. And then he, like, sort of stretched her and he stuck his hand out and was, like, reaching. My buddy's like, grab his hand. So I. So I grabbed his hand and, like, held his hand. And he woke up. He's like, this oxygen came out of his nose and his alarm started going off. And then the nurses came running in. And then here are two guys that didn't get visitors badges. Because there was no one at the desk. Like, who are you guys? What are you doing here? And his alarms are going off. The Is spiking. And he's like, they're my friends. They're my friends. And then I got them all settled down. We almost got kicked out of a hospital for killing our buddy.

[Jared]

Been kicked out of nicer places.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

So do you figure out the bones? No.

[Tyler]

So I don't even know. I forgot to ask him. So I will, I will check with him.

[Ryan]

No, no, I'm sure like.

[Miles]

Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah. Do you think he actually ran him them?

[Tyler]

I doubt he has random, but he, he can, he has them.

[Miles]

It's just hard to find good help these days.

[Ryan]

Yeah, send him in a 23andMe or something.

[Miles]

Oh, also is he doing okay now?

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's good now. Okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

How long has he been out of the hospital?

[Tyler]

I think it's almost a month now.

[Miles]

The he been doing.

[Tyler]

I'll be honest, I kind of forgot about the, that I gave him the bones until I saw this question come in on the email.

[Ryan]

I do think about it from time to time.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Girth Brooks, question for miles. What advice would you give somebody looking to start their own small business? For Context, I am 22, currently a logger who does beef on the side. I would like to grow my herd and self butcher. Any advice?

[Miles]

Yeah, I don't, I'm not well versed in the beef game. I would for sure get an LLC set up.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Depends on how. What kind of advice do you think he's looking for?

[Tyler]

No idea.

[Ryan]

He's looking to grow the herd. What do you think he should do? She just start selling a family and friends right away. See how that goes. If you get, you know.

[Miles]

Man, it's tough.

[Tyler]

You gotta bring your butcher stuff to the local farmers market to start.

[Miles]

Yeah. Read the question one more time.

[Jared]

What advice would you give somebody looking to start their own small business? For Context, I am 22, currently a logger who does beef on the side. I would like to grow my herd and self butcher. Any advice?

[Miles]

Okay, number one, you need to decide right here, right now on if you're going to grow it it to make this just your new job because you like it or if you're going to grow it to like where you would hire people underneath you. Because if you just, if you don't want to deal with people, you should definitely just keep it as a one man operation. Because people who don't like dealing with people and start a business that is only about managing people, they end up miserable.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So you need to figure that out right here, right now. Do you want to, you want to hire a team and manage people? If you don't Then you definitely need to not set your company up and know it going in that you're only going to make so much money because you only have so much time, and you're the only one doing it.

[Tyler]

One side note. I also think you might have a better shot going into logging rather than trying to start a small farm operation.

[Miles]

Yeah, I just. I don't have any details, but.

[Ryan]

Well, it sounds like he's just. He works for a logging company right now.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Ryan]

Doesn't want to work for anybody.

[Tyler]

If you want to start or start a business, I think logging is a better venture than I think.

[Miles]

I think he's. Yeah, I think he sounds like he likes.

[Tyler]

I know. I just. He likes the beef. He wants to do the beef.

[Ryan]

But I'm just saying the log is probably better route.

[Miles]

Yeah. Beef. It's what's for dinner. What's for dinner? That's step one. You. You can't do anything until you figure that out because it also determines, like, what moves you make, you know, Beef.

[Ryan]

It's what. It's what's behind the curtains.

[Tyler]

Quote, put that on your list, Jerry. We're going to have the next episode ready in two weeks now that we're paying attention. And get them all wrong. Y. Who said beef? It's what's behind the curtain.

[Ryan]

Whoops.

[Jared]

One fun fact. The word boycott actually comes from a guy's Last name.

[Ryan]

Name.

[Jared]

Captain Charles Boycott. Back in the 1800s, he was a land agent in Ireland. Farmers wanted to lower rents because. Because times were tough. But boycott said no and tried to keep kick people off the land. In response, the whole community basically froze him out. Workers wouldn't farm his land, shops wouldn't sell to him. Even the mailman stopped delivering his letters. It worked so well that he had to leave under military guard, and newspapers picked it up. After that, people started using his name to boycott.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

I thought it was going the route that he was the guy boycotting.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But he got boycotted.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So they're giving other companies the boycott treatment.

[Miles]

Yeah, I like that. What were you gonna say? It's what you were laughing.

[Ryan]

No, it was. It had nothing to do with what the fun fact was.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Ryan]

I thought Jared was gonna stumble again.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Miles]

That'S actually very. I didn't know that.

[Tyler]

What a kick in the nuts for that guy is his whole legacy for being a. Yeah.

[Miles]

What year was that in the 1800s? What did they call it, you think before that?

[Tyler]

This might have been the first time they tried it.

[Miles]

Like. Oh, it. Like this worked? Yeah. Oh, My God, I wish I doing this for everything, you know?

[Ryan]

Good fact.

[Tyler]

It's a fun one.

[Miles]

All right. Is that it, Jared? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you Bet yout Radio. Have a great week. We'll see you next one.

[Tyler]

Love you.

[Jared]

All four of you are trapped on an island. The only thing left on the island to eat is a loaf of garlic bread. You guys appointed Miles to be in charge. Miles. Who do you split it with and why? Or if you're even gonna split it.

[Ryan]

Well, I think I'm out right away.

[Miles]

Yeah. I mean, but you.

[Tyler]

You.

[Miles]

So Tyler and Ryan are. Tyler and Jared have more. They have more skin to keep them alive.

[Ryan]

Correct, Correct.

[Miles]

So you maybe need. You have less storage calories on your body.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's okay. Yep.

[Miles]

So therefore, you may need it more than they will.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But you also need less food, I imagine, than Jared and Tyler as well. Just going off of stored calories at this point.

[Jared]

You're not fed. You have a lot of stored calories.

[Tyler]

I'm not big boned. I have stored calories.

[Miles]

Just storing calories in case of a martial law situation.

[Jared]

I respect that.

[Tyler]

I literally got a tick tock ad the other day for a book. It's like. And it's called what to do in Martial Law. Like, it knows me. Tick tock.

[Miles]

Let me guess. You. You bought it. You wrote a book report on it and had time to do that and polish your rims on your truck, too.

[Tyler]

That was before. Before I went to the dump and after I built a new fire ring.

[Miles]

Yeah, of course. And a sword.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Forgot about that.

[Ryan]

Well, and the whole In. In between all of this, he's setting up for a garage sale.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And that's the thing. If I had a garage sale, I wouldn't be able to think about anything other than tending the till.

[Ryan]

Correct.

[Miles]

And I know that, like, even while people were there, he's spraying bug spray on his lawn. I just can't do that. I don't know how you do it. I don't know. You're a special human. All right. Garlic bread, I think I make. I think. I think I take half.

[Ryan]

I mean.

[Miles]

Okay, so I'm doing that. I'm doing. Yeah. I'm in charge. So you gotta remember that. Like, it also depends on what I think the odds are that we're making it off this island. If I'm gonna die anyways, I may just eat the whole thing. And then if you guys kill me for it, then it's like, I Was already gonna die. Just I got to do my last meal.

[Ryan]

Understandable. Yep.

[Miles]

But for the sake, there is hope to get off the island. I think I take half for myself. I let you guys have the. Each a third of the second half. I then eat a quarter of the full loaf of bread and I keep the last quarter in case you got for leverage over you guys for later. Sure, sure.

[Tyler]

Can't keep it too long, though. Or just go to waste.

[Miles]

Yeah, I. I don't worry about it.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

You don't keep him in charge. Also, I love these questions where I'm in charge. If we can do more mil questions, I know exactly what to do.

[Jared]

We can do a hashtag charged up. Miles.

[Miles]

I'm absolutely in charge. I'm. I'm large and in charge.

[Jared]

I love these questions.

[Miles]

I love these questions where I'm in charge. I could start a whole podcast. New spin off podcast calls Miles. And Miles is in charge. And it's just Jared asking me questions what I would do if I was in charge.

[Jared]

Okay. What if you had M M's instead of garlic bread?

[Miles]

Well, then I separated my color, and then I teach them a lesson about how that's not the way to do it. And then I mix them back together.

[Ryan]

And then by that time, they're all melt in the sun.

[Miles]

Well, no, they don't melt because they got the harder coating. That's like the whole thing. That's Eminem's whole thing. Thing is like they made the. The hard candy outside so it wouldn't melt in your pocket.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Miles]

Obviously, if you like it, it comes easier to smash. And when you open it, it's smearing, but. Yeah.

[Jared]

Which color?

[Tyler]

The lady green.

[Miles]

Yeah, she just smoke. Smash.

[Tyler]

Eat that right up.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm taking the greens. Yeah. Miles is in charge. And then we just. Any scenario. Name another scenario.

[Jared]

If you were in charge of a football team and who out of Ryan and Tyler, who would coach offense? Who would coach defense?

[Miles]

I would have. It's great question, actually, but I know exactly what to do with it.

[Tyler]

Neither. I am offensive coordinator and defensive.

[Miles]

I was anticipating a little bit of you being like, how would you just win a Super Bowl? And I would just say you just keep cycling through quarterbacks until you find the one and then worry about the rest later. So I'm gonna put that out there. It's my answer to that. And I can answer that question that you didn't ask because I'm in charge. Secondly, I actually am. I think my philosophy would be aggressive defense and slightly more conservative. Offense, wear them down till the fourth quarter. And so Ryan's going to run the defense because I want him all fucking jacked up, running around squirrely. We're actually going to have. Have a blitz called squirrel. And it's gonna be sending our insane safety spearing someone in the back. Yeah. Down the middle. Splits.

[Ryan]

Yep. Straight through the hole.

[Miles]

And then I want Tyler slow and methodical.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

I want him three yards in a cloud of dust. I want a tight end dump pass over the middle, a little.

[Tyler]

Little te pop.

[Miles]

But then every once in a while, when you put a karaoke machine in front of Tyler, he goes buck wild. Wild. And that will be actually what our play is called. It's called buck wild. And it's going to be a trick play. And we're gonna go right. Take the top off the defense. We're gonna go deep. So that's how we're gonna. That's the DNA of our team.

[Jared]

So just Iowa.

[Miles]

No, we're. We're not going to be as conservative offensively as Iowa.

[Tyler]

Gotcha.

[Miles]

You know, we'll run.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

We'll run shotgun.

[Ryan]

And you got to remember the D is going to score too well.

[Miles]

We'll only put two tight ends on the field at once, not three.

[Tyler]

This. This is. It sounds very similar to Detroit's offense. 20, 24.

[Miles]

Yeah, probably. We're gonna bite some fucking kneecaps. Yep. And then Jared will be our special teams coordinator. And Jared, this is where your creative juices just get the flow. I want. I want you. I want you running trick plays. Every special teams play onside kick fake punts. No, we're. That's where we're different from I. We're not punting. We're fake punting.

[Tyler]

Every single time.

[Miles]

Every single time.

[Tyler]

We're gonna fake, fake punt and actually punt one time.

[Miles]

That's part. That's a fake, is it not? Yeah, it's. Big Cat came up with the fake punt. Punt. And. And then also, you know, we'll pick a random quarter every game to do the P90X approach.

[Tyler]

Muscle confusion.

[Miles]

Yeah, but it won't be. It'll be. It'll be the. The other team's muscle is their brain, and we're going to confuse them mentally and we're going to completely switch what we're doing. Right. Ryan will be the offensive coordinator and Todd will be the defensive coordinator, and they're not going to know what to do to be no tendencies. They don't know which quarter it's going to happen. They don't know what Drives. It's going to happen. All of a sudden, Jared's calling offensive plays. You know, Ryan. Ryan runs a blitz. Runs a normal package on punt return blitzes, blocks a punt. You just never know where it's coming from.

[Ryan]

I mean. Yeah. How do you even watch film on a team like that?

[Miles]

Correct.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Especially in high school.

[Miles]

Yeah. Oh, this is a high school team?

[Ryan]

I think so.

[Miles]

I was feeling more college.

[Jared]

I was like, I kind of picked college picture.

[Miles]

Okay. All right.

[Tyler]

I had NFL in my head.

[Miles]

Because if it's high school, we're doing a completely different approach.

[Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Jared]

Do it the opposite way.

[Miles]

Said if I'm doing high school, I'm. I'm blitzing every play for sure.

[Tyler]

Let them make them burn you.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

How many high school quarterbacks actually have the ability to process information fast enough to read a blitz?

[Miles]

And 100%.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then if you get up against a good quarterback, you. You still blitz the. Out him. He's going to wear him down. Down.

[Ryan]

He's got a crumble.

[Tyler]

A crumble hit him in the teeth a couple times.

[Ryan]

At 17 years old, he doesn't know how to handle pressure.

[Tyler]

And if he doesn't and he somehow just maintains composure and is sharp the whole time, you got beat by the next goat. That's fine.

[Ryan]

And I'll be yelling that as D coordinator on the sidelines, he doesn't know.

[Miles]

How to handle pressure.

[Ryan]

Really. Out with 17 year old.

[Miles]

He's a. Bury him.

[Ryan]

No, no, Raph, I'm just. I'm talking to my team out there. I'm getting fired up. You know, it's not directed at the quarterbacks. Directed at my team to direct it to my quarterback. They're just a middleman.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yep. So again, easy peasy.

[Jared]

National championship.

[Ryan]

Lemon Squeezy, which is actually the name of another play of ours. I can't tell you it, though.

[Miles]

Let's see.

[Ryan]

That's Lemon Squeezy.

[Miles]

I'm. I'm the CEO. They're just running their own thing. They have the autonomy to run their own thing. I didn't even know about Lemon Squeez until just now.

[Tyler]

See, and sweet.

[Miles]

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