Things That Make us Wanna Scream Into a Pillow 🎙️ #360

Summary

You Betcha Radio Ep. 360: Things That Make us Wanna Scream Into a Pillow 🎙️

Overview

In this hilarious Midwest-rooted episode, Myles, Ryan, Tyler, and Jared gather for a rowdy, nostalgia-filled session where they vent their frustrations, try (and fail) some TikTok Shop gadgetry, and honor the infamous Boston Molasses Disaster with weird, sincere reverence. The episode’s centerpiece is a cathartic group exercise: sharing everyday annoyances while literally screaming into pillows. The crew also riffs on regional life, explores the voice and personality of their houses, discusses viral fads, and answers listener hypotheticals—all with their signature blend of deadpan, buddy-banter, and unfiltered Midwestern charm.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

Failed TikTok Shop Bit and Midwest Prop Comic Ambitions

• [00:32–06:19]
  Myles attempts a “bubble cigarette” gag prop from TikTok Shop, only to discover—after much anticipation and trial—that it hardly works. Banter quickly ensues on the reliability (or lack thereof) of funny TikTok purchases and the perpetually long shipping times.
  • “I've tried blowing hard, blowing soft. I've tried blowing with my throat. You know, maybe you're just not a good blower.”
    —Myles [01:50]
  • “But yeah, they make it look like it works like a charm on TikTok Shop.”
    —Myles [01:41]
  • TikTok Shop anecdotes: Ryan recalls “heated” gloves that turned out nonfunctional, sparking complaints about misleading online ads.
  • The team jokes about buying more ridiculous items just for the podcast: night vision goggles, ball gags as “meta gag bits.”

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“Things That Make You Want to Scream Into a Pillow”

• [09:17–18:45]
  The crew introduces their masterpiece: a rotating segment where each shares everyday irritations Midwest and otherwise, then screams into pillows in unison. It’s part therapy, part community-building, and all comedy.
  • Notable grievances (“screamables”):
    • Beer freezing/exploding in the truck bed [10:34]
    • Empty boxes left by the wife in the entryway [11:09]
    • Stripping a screw, especially on the way out [11:27]
    • Moving furniture [12:32]
    • Running out of windshield wiper fluid [12:39]
    • Facebook Marketplace flakes [13:02]
    • Late snowplows after shoveling [14:06]
    • Forgetting to change fantasy lineup [13:44]
    • Dumb drivers, sock slipping in the boot, etc.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • “When you lay down in bed and get really comfortable, and your wife asks you for a glass of water.”
      —Myles [11:50]
    • “When you're finally done playing pull tabs and somebody else goes into your jar and hits.”
      —Ryan [15:08]
    • “When you hit a pole with your truck. Who the put that there?”
      —Myles [15:39]
    • “When your Amazon package got stolen.”
      —Jared [13:28]
  • Laughter and lightheadedness soon follow. Reflection on how “screaming into pillows” is both childish and oddly therapeutic—maybe a new staple in the household.

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Screaming as Relatable Therapy & Door-Slamming Nostalgia

• [18:45–24:26]
  • The guys recount childhood tantrums, door-slamming, and house-wrecking stories.
  • Discuss anger management as adults:
    “There’s no reason to get that mad...unless maybe someone dies and that’s how you’re dealing with it.”
    —Myles [22:01]
  • Tactics for angry releases (slamming doors, pounding pillows) vs responsible adulthood.

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If Your House Could Talk, What Would It Say?

• [26:04–35:41]
  • A segment where each podcaster imagines their home’s personality/voice: a valley girl, an old man, Paw Patrol’s Mayor Humdinger, Mike Rowe, and more.
  • Entertaining roleplay:
    • Ryan’s house: “I wish you would turn the lights off so I wasn’t so tired.” [27:12]
    • Tyler’s house (as Humdinger): “How are those snacks you ate that you just told your kid that he couldn't have?” [29:42]
    • Jared’s house as Mike Rowe: “A lot of painter's tape still up?” [30:38]
    • Myles’ valley girl: “Oh my god, who’s this guy that came over today?” [32:03]
  • Banter devolves into childhood secrets about hiding wall damage with posters and “diabolical” acts against parents' CDs.

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Annual Boston Molasses Disaster Memorial Segment

• [36:03–54:06]
  • The team honors a strange real-life tragedy where, in 1919, a giant tank burst and flooded Boston with 2.3 million gallons of molasses, killing 21 people and injuring 150+.
  • Jared’s “10 Facts”:
    1. The tank was poorly built and groaned for years before its catastrophic failure.
    2. The company tried blaming anarchists; courts found gross negligence.
    3. The syrup carried deadly debris, swept people (and horses) into the harbor.
    4. Rescue crews responded heroically to a “wave of molasses” at 35 MPH.
    5. Royal Albert Lehman, a train conductor, stopped an oncoming train to save lives.
    6. The city smelled like molasses for decades.
    7. Workers and kids had reported tanks leaking and oozing long before the disaster.
    8. Safety reforms followed, requiring structural engineers and oversight—“Boston’s Pompei.”
    9. The crew debates how one would clean up 2.3M gallons of syrup.
    10. Comparisons to what food/condiment flood would be preferred (molasses, sausage links, Dr. Pepper “strawberries and cream”).
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “Send all available rescue vehicles. There’s a wave of molasses coming down Commercial Street!”
      —(Jared, quoting the 1919 radio call) [44:14]
    • “Basically, this is Boston’s Pompei.”
      —Myles [50:01]

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Patreon & Fan Q&A: Hypotheticals and Sports

• [54:27–64:15]
  • Would You Rather: Never need sleep OR never get fat/have perfect health
    • The crew debates the merits of immortality, eating unlimited bread, and eternal youth.
    • Final consensus: perfect health wins for most.
    • “If you’re in perfect health, you’re waking up feeling great for sure.”
      —Myles [58:27]
  • Sports Challenge: Kick a field goal on College Game Day or shoot a half-court shot at an NBA game for the same prize?
    • Pros/cons debated: larger target but less skill with kicking for most; the atmosphere is “sicker” on Game Day [61:00].
    • Arguments about “victory laps,” showboating, and Dr. Pepper halftime challenges.

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Midwest Life, Listener Banter & Rubik’s Cube Challenge

• [66:00–81:11]
  • Myles attempts to solve a Rubik’s Cube live, talking through his process, with Jared and Tyler cheering on (and occasionally derailing him) [68:39+].
  • Light-hearted digressions about famous likes: “Usain Bolt liked one of our videos. Or his team did. That’s relatable.” [66:09]
  • Fun facts: Sam Darnold vs. NY Jets win stats [68:12], Wikipedia’s birthday ties to molasses disaster [53:47].
  • “We had a Patreon named Rubik’s Pube once.” [73:33]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We should keep a pillow around the studio for scream sessions...it’s very therapeutic.”
  —Myles [17:48]
• “There’s nothing more demoralizing as a man than to get picked up by another man.”
  —Miles [23:29]
• “I never thought about that fact with the sleeping...If I don’t sleep, that’s just more hours I can’t eat or I'll get fat!”
  —Myles [57:16]
• “Basically, this is like Boston’s Pompei, isn’t it?”
  —Myles [50:01]
• “January 15—Wikipedia was invented the same day as the Boston molasses disaster. Everything’s connected.”
  —Myles [54:01]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:32–06:19 – TikTok Shop Bit/Bubble Cigarette Fails
• 09:17–18:45 – Scream Into a Pillow Therapy
• 18:45–24:26 – Door Slamming & Childhood Tantrum Stories
• 26:04–35:41 – “If Your House Could Talk...” Improv Segment
• 36:03–54:06 – Boston Molasses Disaster Memorial & Facts
• 54:27–64:15 – Patreon Q&A: Superpowers, Sports Challenges
• 66:00–81:11 – Rubik’s Cube Challenge & Miscellaneous Midwest Banter

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Tone & Style

The conversation bounces with dry wit, self-deprecation, and the boys’ mutual affection for both the Midwest and each other’s company. Sincerity and ridiculousness weave together: grievances are voiced, solved, mocked, and turned into fodder for new bits. Even historical events and hypothetical immortality are filtered through the filter of Miller Lite, freezing truck beds, and the cathartic prairie scream.

Transcript

[Miles]

All right, guys, welcome back to another episode of the you betcha radio podcast. We. I've been informed that Ryan's gotta go pick up his kid in about 10 minutes, so we should talk in 10 times speed, and then Jared can slow it down and we'll get a full episode.

[Ryan]

It's a really, really good idea.

[Tyler]

That's usually how I talk anyway. Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Also, I. So. Oh, God.

[Tyler]

Give it to us.

[Miles]

I had a. A funny bit planned for today. It's gonna be a little bit. I. I would say it's a gag bit. You know, like, I'm not gonna actually gag Ryan, but like the. You know. You get it.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Like a gag gift.

[Tyler]

Like a gag reflex.

[Miles]

And it's not gonna work out, and I'll show you why. Okay. So I was gonna be like, o. I just. I just. Just having a tough week. Just. Just. I've just had. I'm just up to here, you know, I just need something to take the edge off. And then I was going to pull this out here. Then I was going to pop this open, and then I was. Don't look.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I was gonna give audio visual.

[Miles]

No, we don't want audio visual.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

Then I was going to go like this. And I was going to go. And it was supposed to be the cigarette bubbles. Bubbles are supposed to come out of the end of this.

[Ryan]

Is it just a piece of.

[Miles]

But it doesn't work.

[Ryan]

God damn it.

[Miles]

I was in the bathroom downstairs before this. I was like, I should have tried this before. I hyped up this bit. And, yeah, I put it in the bubble solution because it looks like a cigarette. And then you just go, oh, there's a couple. And I've tried blowing hard, blowing soft. I've tried blowing with my throat. You know, maybe you're just not a good blower.

[Ryan]

It's a cigarette. There we go.

[Miles]

There we go.

[Ryan]

You just had to warm it up.

[Miles]

But, yeah, it was going to be pretty funny because I was going to be like, it doesn't work. No, it doesn't work. I'm so glad that I tested it beforehand.

[Ryan]

It sounds like you're ripping hookah in the.

[Miles]

Yeah, this. I just got this off a Tick Tock Shop classic. I saw it on there and I don't have a Tick Tock shop account, so I had Ann buy it. And then I told Jared I had a prop and it was gonna be a funny bit, and then I forgot it multiple weeks in a row, and it turned into this thing where Jared thought I had this big elaborate Thing I was gonna do. So if your kid was just gonna be like, I just need to.

[Tyler]

There we go.

[Miles]

There we go.

[Tyler]

So if your kid's walking around with Sig, don't be. Don't be alarmed.

[Miles]

He's just blowing bubbles. I told the end. This kind of just looks like a 1e.

[Tyler]

It does. You probably use it.

[Ryan]

I thought that's what you're pulling out. And then you stuck it in the pack to pack it. I was like, he's loading up.

[Miles]

See, it works. We're at. We're at about 30 hit rate on this thing.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Not enough.

[Miles]

Kid would be pissed for sure.

[Jared]

A little Lawrence Wil show.

[Miles]

Have you tried to see the solutions flying out?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I would just use it as a oney if I were you.

[Miles]

So that's. So that was. We'll put that in the category of a failed bit. Damn.

[Ryan]

It's a cigarette. Just inhale.

[Jared]

I did.

[Miles]

I got some in my mouth.

[Ryan]

Damn.

[Miles]

Doesn't work like that. But yeah, they make it look like it works like a charm on Tick Tock Shop.

[Ryan]

Of course.

[Jared]

Scam artist.

[Ryan]

I got in my Christmas stocking from my wife.

[Tyler]

What does this say? It's just all Chinese on the front.

[Miles]

It's. One, it would be Mandarin. Sure.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

And two, we don't know if it's actually Mandarin. Other Asian.

[Ryan]

It's a different script.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

My wife got. Got me a pair of gloves from TikTok shop for my Christmas stocking. She thought they were heated, but it was just a pair of black gloves that has the power symbol on the finger. Oh, like printed on.

[Miles]

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. Shit.

[Ryan]

My wife.

[Miles]

Right. Yeah.

[Ryan]

My wife bought me gloves for my Christmas stocking from TikTok shop that she thought were heated gloves. And they were just a pair of regular black gloves with the power symbol printed on the fingertips and go.

[Miles]

Let's go.

[Tyler]

They're not like it like touchscreen gloves are.

[Ryan]

There they are. But on the backside it says. She showed me the ad she bought them from. It's like ultra heated gloves. And then at the bottom it's like no electronics.

[Jared]

Those fuckers.

[Ryan]

And then a power symbol and there's an image of somebody touching the power symbol on the gloves.

[Tyler]

It's probably like orange glow come out coming off of it for the advertisement.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's frustrating.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So, yeah, that was a bit. I had planned for probably like at least a month because it took. Takes how long to get stuff from TikTok shot.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God. Like two months.

[Miles]

Probably ever so yeah, dude, I, I had big, big vision for it and big work.

[Jared]

Well, now you know you can't be a prop comic, so that's.

[Miles]

Well, no, I'm, I, I'm not giving up.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Miles]

But I've decided that I'm only buying stuff from Tick Tock Shop if I'm gonna do a prop bid here.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Podcast. So I like that we scouring Tick Tock Shop for funny gag bits that I can do.

[Tyler]

Some could do it that be funny.

[Miles]

If I like brought in a ball gag as my gag bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Be like a meta gag bit.

[Jared]

You know Tik Tok Shop guy.

[Tyler]

We should all get night vision goggles off. Tik Tok Shop internal lights off.

[Ryan]

Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12? Even better. We've got them when we're 42.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm this, this close to buying.

[Miles]

So for those that are just listening to podcast, by the way, I bought it's. I don't know if we explained it, but it's basically a fake cigarette that you dip into a bubble wand thing and you blow bubbles out the end of the cigarette. And it didn't work so well for.

[Tyler]

One on Tik Tok Shop props.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, we'll try again.

[Miles]

Well, no, we potentially could be one for two. We got a Tik Tok Shop prop that we're putting in a video coming in a couple weeks. Oh yeah. Fast.

[Ryan]

Oh, oh, I didn't know that was Tik Tok Shop.

[Tyler]

It wasn't. Yeah, I was on Amazon. Oh, yeah, yeah, it got. It would get you faster it again.

[Miles]

But. But it we. I originally saw.

[Tyler]

You originally saw it sent it to me.

[Miles]

I don't. With me.

[Tyler]

No, I. That's why I mumbled. No one heard me.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they're playing this really fast right now because you have to go in like two minutes.

[Miles]

Well, no, we have to talk fast then he's going to slow it down. $.

[Ryan]

Both of those things. Prize picks time. Unbelievable. Wild card weekend, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah, it was a crazy weekend of games.

[Ryan]

Almost every single game down to the wire. The last two were kind of ass kickings, but it was the most entertaining wild card weekend I think I've seen in my lifetime.

[Tyler]

One thing particularly sticks out. The Bears game.

[Ryan]

No pack. No.

[Tyler]

Well, yeah. And then Caleb Williams, he went to Colston Loveland three times in a row and what I believe is the same exact play and just dime, dime, dime, and the Guy's got over 130 yards receiving. He's rookie tight end. Which brings me into My. My pick for this week, I'm going Colson Loveland.

[Jared]

Hold on.

[Ryan]

Before we get into your picks, you guys, the listeners need to go to prize picks. Use promo code YBR and you're gonna get 50 bucks in free lineups when you play your first $5.

[Tyler]

I'm so excited.

[Ryan]

Win or lose. So even if you lose, you're getting 50 bucks and you can use promo code YBR and you're in. Who are you picking?

[Tyler]

I'm going Coltson Loveland. He's my boy now. Even though he's an NFC north rival, he's my boy here in the playoffs. More than 55.5 reception yards.

[Ryan]

I'm going with my. My Current vote for MVP, Matt Stafford. More than 274 and a half. That Bears defense, I think is a little sus. It's going to be a shootout, if you ask me.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Miles and Jared are shooting bellied up in Milwaukee, but Miles is going to take the pick he wanted last week that Jared stole from him. He's going Puka touchdown.

[Tyler]

And it hit last week.

[Ryan]

It did. I think it.

[Tyler]

Miles's pick did not hit.

[Ryan]

Miles's pick did not hit.

[Tyler]

He got sniped.

[Ryan]

So he's going to get some Puka redemption this week. Who does Jared have?

[Tyler]

Jared has Bo Nicks. More than 1.5 pass rush or reception touchdowns.

[Ryan]

That is a new metric on prize picks.

[Tyler]

I haven't seen it before and it's not available for every qb. So. Bonix, we get the. We get the opportunity to smash it with bow.

[Ryan]

Yeah. If you're going to ride with us, be careful not to pick more than two passing because I almost did that.

[Miles]

It's more Russian.

[Tyler]

Reception.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Touchdowns.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Tyler]

We're going pass rush, reception, touchdowns. Bonnex. More than one and a half. All right, ride with us. Code ybr.

[Miles]

So anyways, first failed bit. Next bit, we got Jared.

[Ryan]

This is.

[Miles]

This is me and Jared's.

[Tyler]

Masterpiece.

[Miles]

Our masterpiece. And this next segment is called things that make you want to scream into a pillow. Jared, would you please do the honors and distribute the pillows to the boys?

[Jared]

Yeah, sure, I can do that.

[Ryan]

You want me into it so he.

[Jared]

Doesn'T have to, like.

[Miles]

Yeah, you can do it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Tyler, will you do the honor and distribute the pillows? I wanted to do it.

[Ryan]

I'm just so much closer to them.

[Jared]

The ceremonial.

[Miles]

Yeah, I want the. The. The. This one. The third one. This one.

[Jared]

Right.

[Tyler]

Give me the skinny one because I'm gonna wrap it around my neck.

[Miles]

There we go. All right. This pillow probably came from my mom. Those two pillows came stock with a couch that I bought. They just came with the couch. I don't know where that one came from.

[Tyler]

Yeah, me either.

[Miles]

All right.

[Jared]

I gotta adjust for this.

[Miles]

Yeah, I don't know how to do my backwards. I don't know how to do my mic. I think I need to go, like, side into the mic and then scream into the pillow. All right.

[Ryan]

A lot of build up.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

These. These are things that make me want to scream into a pillow. Okay. Forgetting your beer in the bed of your truck and then they freeze and explode.

[Jared]

Go.

[Ryan]

Are we doing it together?

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. You guys can join in.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I think I'll have a coughing attack if I join in.

[Miles]

All right. You don't have to pretend. You're up, dude.

[Jared]

All right.

[Tyler]

All right. Something that makes me scream into the. Into a pillow is when my wife sets empty boxes in the entryway instead of in the garage.

[Miles]

What are you doing?

[Tyler]

God, that felt good.

[Ryan]

Something that makes me want to scream into a pillow is when I strip a screw. Especially on the way out where I'm trying to take a screw out.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's the worst.

[Jared]

Losing a game off of Dumb penalty.

[Miles]

When you lay down in bed and get really comfortable and your wife asks you for a glass of water.

[Ryan]

Did you check if the doors were locked?

[Tyler]

When it's time to change the air filters on the roof of this building in the dead of winter.

[Ryan]

When your phone autocorrects just one too many fucking times. When you're trying to get a word.

[Miles]

Right and it just says duck every time. Duck.

[Jared]

Moving furniture.

[Miles]

When your truck runs out of windshield wiper fluid.

[Tyler]

My. Actually, it's funny you say that. Mine's out of windshield wiper food. Just happened today.

[Miles]

Yeah, and do it. Do one for the real.

[Ryan]

Mic down. We're a mic down.

[Miles]

My turn, I think.

[Tyler]

So when someone's late for a Facebook marketplace pickup.

[Miles]

What the is your problem? My time to. Full price. That one was real. That one was really real.

[Ryan]

I think this is happening often to Ryan. When your sock slips off in your boot.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah. When you realize your Amazon package got stolen.

[Miles]

Forgetting to change your fantasy lineup.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Miles]

I don't care.

[Tyler]

When you go into the fridge on a Friday and there's no DC left.

[Miles]

What are we fucking doing?

[Ryan]

When you just finish shoveling and the snowplow drives by your driveway.

[Jared]

When you. When you're updating your password and you realize you were off by one letter. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Or double down on that saying when it says you've already used this password.

[Miles]

When you're already cross eyed hammered and someone buys you a shot. Can you not see?

[Tyler]

I know.

[Miles]

I just threw up.

[Tyler]

Dumbass drivers.

[Miles]

Yeah, get off the road. I didn't realize.

[Ryan]

When you're finally.

[Miles]

My ears are starting to hurt. I didn't realize we were going to be yelling for everyone.

[Ryan]

I'm glad we are though. When you're finally done playing pull tabs and somebody else goes into your jar and hits.

[Miles]

I hate when someone goes. I hate when someone goes into your ear box. Yeah.

[Jared]

When you can't sleep all night and then you fall asleep. I got 6:30.

[Miles]

This one you guys can't do.

[Ryan]

Okay, okay.

[Miles]

This one's just for me and Ryan.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Miles]

When you hit a pole with your truck. Who the put that there?

[Ryan]

Feel good when you get a car guy talking about cars and you're not a car guy.

[Miles]

Shut the up.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Miles]

I don't care about your CTR Z.

[Tyler]

5 million.

[Ryan]

Did you say CTRZ? Million.

[Tyler]

5 million. Oh, there's always numbers on the end of it. I don't know what those mean. Horsepower or something.

[Ryan]

You said million, dude.

[Miles]

I'm just imagining this. Someone's listening to this episode, like out loud and someone else is in the other room. But also, we should have prefaced that. If you'd like to scream into a pillow with us a along with us. It's very. This is very therapeutic.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Feels good.

[Tyler]

Everything feels good. Except my throat.

[Jared]

That's bad too.

[Miles]

You got any more? I don't know.

[Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Miles]

This one's probably just for me. When you shoot at a buck and then you track to see if there's any blood, there's no blood. And you find out that you missed. Oh.

[Ryan]

When your neighbor shoots your target buck.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Miles]

That was nice.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I feel good.

[Miles]

I feel great.

[Jared]

I feel dizzy.

[Ryan]

These pillows might put your mom out of a job, Jared.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's true.

[Ryan]

People figure out how good this feels.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Jared]

I need a cigarette after that.

[Miles]

Yeah, we do.

[Tyler]

I got a couple over here if you need one.

[Ryan]

Yeah. When your tick tock shop item is a scam.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm lightheaded, honestly. A little bit.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I'm really glad we ended up doing because we came up with this idea a while ago.

[Jared]

Yeah, I think when you ordered those cigarettes.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

The next one.

[Miles]

I think we should keep a pillow around the office or around the pod studio. So if anyone has something that they'd like to like they're frustrated about, we can just have them get the Pillow. Yeah.

[Ryan]

With scream sesh.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Could be like, you know, something to get off your chest.

[Tyler]

We could mix it up, too. We could get the hookah rolling, and every time you have something that you want to scream about, you just take a big.

[Miles]

Dude. All of our voices are cooked right now. Like, we might have to take a break, get some water.

[Jared]

That was maybe the dumbest podcast I think we could have done.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Especially towards the beginning of the episode.

[Miles]

And it's like, it's muffled, so, like, we didn't even have to scream that hard.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

No, no.

[Miles]

Yeah. That was not good for podcast. The rest of the podc.

[Ryan]

Not our brightest move. When you.

[Tyler]

Let's bang this one out right at the beginning.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

When it's the best one we got.

[Ryan]

When you derail your own podcast by screaming too much at the beginning.

[Tyler]

Tyler, have you. I know you're. Well, you're old. This is probably old enough, but have you taught him how to scream into a pillow?

[Ryan]

No, I have not.

[Tyler]

I might have. I might. I'm going to do it tonight.

[Miles]

But. But also, it's like. I think you can definitely do that. But think about this. It's kind of a fun thing to discover as a human being. Yeah. That I can just put my face into a pillow and scream as loud as I want.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And whatever you say doesn't count.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah. See, I'm in a place. I'm searching for any. Any sort of release when he gets really mad. I just. I don't know what to do at that point. And especially when I started having to check leg kicks. Checking leg kicks last night for five minutes straight, I'm like, I need to figure something out where. He doesn't have to do that to me. He can maybe scream into a pillow now.

[Miles]

All right. No, that's definitely. I like that. Yeah. As an anger management daddy. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Miles]

Correct.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

My parents didn't do that.

[Jared]

They just.

[Miles]

They just got me mad enough to where I slammed the door and then went and laid on my pillow and started screaming.

[Tyler]

Oh, dude. Yeah. I had a door slammed on me last night. Getting a door slammed on you.

[Miles]

That was. You didn't cover that wasn't even into the pillow. Now you are working with less pillow than the rest of us.

[Tyler]

Last pillow. I'll double it up next time.

[Jared]

It feels good to slam a door, though.

[Miles]

Okay. But it's been a long time.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And everyone slam doors every time you slam it.

[Jared]

There's.

[Miles]

It. There's no. There's. There's no gap where you get to enjoy the door slam because you're immediately like, I'm gonna get like, yeah, I just. That was such a. No, you're. You're. As soon as it's making contact, like, that was such an overreaction. You kind of scrambled to be like, hey, sorry, I didn't mean to slam it.

[Ryan]

Like.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You know, one way to lose your man card is by if you slam a door, but, like, the wind, like, catches it. Yeah. It just, like, stops right before it closes and then might soft close. That's one way to lose. I don't know.

[Ryan]

I'm at the point where if I slam a door, I'm more worried about, like, did I damage the door?

[Miles]

Oh, yeah. Well, at my house. My house settled now. And so, like, half of my doors don't even latch. So if I tried to slam, like, my bedroom door, it would just, like, slam and fly back. Yeah. I don't have a lot of reasons to slam doors anymore. You know, I don't live with my parents anymore.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. If I ever get to move back in with my parents, then I may come out of door slamming retirement.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Actually, no, I will come out of door slamming retirement.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I'm trying to think of, like, an equivalent to slamming a door that is actually, like, kind of acceptable.

[Miles]

Did anyone in your house. Okay. Like, in now today's world.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Like, things we can just destroy besides yelling into a pillow.

[Ryan]

I feel like shoving. You're pushing your chair back into the table really hard. Is similar to the door close.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Miles]

I just. I'm. I'm at the point in my life there's no reason to get that mad.

[Tyler]

No, I. I'm with you.

[Miles]

And if I'm not saying you don't get that mad, there's just really not a real valid reason. Like, unless maybe someone dies and that's how you're dealing with it is anger, you know, that might. Someone dying might be a good time to slam the door.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I have ground and pounded a pillow before. Like, just like, fists, elbows, everything. Yeah. 12, 6. Elbows are legal now.

[Ryan]

Did you pull guard on it at any point?

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Miles]

12, 6.

[Ryan]

You didn't get on your back, though. That's pulling guard, right? Like when you, like, crab walk at him kind of.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. I mean, the guard was open and I took it.

[Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Miles]

So, yeah, he's. He wasn't in defense mode at all. There's no guard.

[Ryan]

If you're good enough on your back is offense.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Some guys just drop right down.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I Like those tick tocks. Like jujitsu fighters.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And then they'll throw their legs wide open, spread eagle, scoot at them a little bit. Yeah, let's do it.

[Ryan]

Come on, bring up.

[Tyler]

It's like, oh, great, I got a heart.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You want to get ankle hooked?

[Miles]

You see the guy who went to a Jiu Jitsu tournament and refused to go to the ground?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

There's.

[Ryan]

There's a guy whose whole bit was he goes to Jiu Jitsu tournaments and then he won't go down and he just picks them up off the ground.

[Tyler]

Holds him like a baby.

[Ryan]

Yeah. He's like, you can't. You can't beat this.

[Tyler]

That's actually a great point.

[Miles]

Huh.

[Tyler]

Huh.

[Ryan]

It's funny as shit. And then because the guys that get picked up are like, what the fuck do I do?

[Miles]

There's nothing more demoralizing as a man than to get picked up by another.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Getting picked up by another man.

[Tyler]

Unless you're ship facing your buddy, just throwing on and back home.

[Miles]

Yeah, dude, what we should do on all of our chairs is we should get like a little mini retractable pillow so we can just, at any moment.

[Ryan]

Just like whip it over like a. Like a roller coaster strap.

[Tyler]

Yeah. We could get a bunch of those. Those square foam tiles. Like the sound tiles.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That we got. Bunch them up and then. Yeah. Screaming at those craft.

[Miles]

I mean, that's. Why couldn't we just use a pillow at that point?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I don't know. That's a good point.

[Miles]

Let's try to. Yeah. Exact same thing.

[Tyler]

No, it really does. Yeah. I was trying to figure out a way to use those.

[Jared]

Resourceful.

[Miles]

He's like, they're not going on Facebook Marketplace right now. I got it. I got about a thousand acoustic tiles burning a hole in my pocket.

[Tyler]

There's a use for them. That's why they haven't went up yet.

[Miles]

At your guys house, did anyone any you or your siblings ever put like a fist or a foot through a door?

[Tyler]

I never put a fist or foot through any. Through anything really. I thought about it.

[Ryan]

Never out of anger. I put my foot through the a wall one time doing front flips onto my bed.

[Tyler]

Just accidentally.

[Miles]

Yeah, sure. Some kid came over. We were playing hoops in my bedroom on the little tykes. He put his heel through my Sheetrock.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Dad wasn't happy.

[Tyler]

Sure not.

[Miles]

But it was such a relief that it wasn't me.

[Tyler]

I throw a poster over it or something. You got a poster that's just like. It's like level with the trim down.

[Miles]

Well, that's why I had to go wall to wall with posters in my room.

[Tyler]

Yeah. This is the left. You know, there's not a hole behind it.

[Jared]

I need another fat head.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Closest thing to me doing something like that out of anger is one time my mom pissed me off big time. So I went and I took a couple of her CDs and scratched the out of them.

[Miles]

Really? That's mean jar.

[Ryan]

It's diabolical.

[Miles]

I gotta put a dollar in the mean jar.

[Ryan]

And then I was like, she just blamed it as like, I wasn't taking care of the CDs so I didn't get in trouble for intentionally destroying them.

[Miles]

Yeah. Because I thought you're gonna break them, but scratching them is way better because think it's her fault.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's just like diabolical. That's a good move.

[Tyler]

Kids are smart, you know?

[Ryan]

Smarter than you think.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

Do you guys want to take a break and get some water?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It. All right, guys, we're back. We are hydrated. Still sound bad, but that's where we're at. You good?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

All right. Slipped. Jared. It has a segment listed down called if your house could talk, what would it say to you? And I like this because it can be interpreted many different ways. What's your thought on this segment, Jared? What, what's, what are you envisioning?

[Jared]

Just what, what everyday things do you do in your house that your house would talk back to you?

[Miles]

Because I imagine my house is. He doesn't sound like a regular person. Well, I, I, I was initially thinking it was a girl as my house, but I think my house is. No, actually, I want it to be a girl. I don't want to be inside of a guy. So my house is a girl. Sure.

[Tyler]

I would say mine is too. Mine. It was essential it was designed by a woman, I. E. My wife.

[Ryan]

My house is definitely an old man.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So you're just living inside an old man.

[Ryan]

Living inside an old man.

[Miles]

Well, what does your old man sound like?

[Ryan]

I wish you would turn the lights off so I wasn't so tired.

[Miles]

Hated that you asked. I hated that.

[Jared]

Then you hate his house.

[Tyler]

Things up here say, hell, yeah, I'm.

[Ryan]

Gonna keep doing the voice every time. I know you are little wish wishful when he speaks.

[Miles]

So what would she. If, if my house could talk, what would it say?

[Ryan]

I think Miles's house is kind of valley girl.

[Miles]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan]

Like, it's hard to breathe in here because the Filters never change.

[Tyler]

My. Yeah, if my. If my house. Yeah. If Miles is valley girl, it would say, how did you get away with being such a weirdo? You're the worst guy ever.

[Miles]

I To press abort on this segment so badly.

[Tyler]

Just like, well, if my house is Carl Anthony Towns, why isn't he weirdo?

[Miles]

Hey, don't talk about my guy. Don't talk about my guy.

[Tyler]

He was my guy until he left Minnesota.

[Miles]

Don't talk about my guy. All right? He's a good dude.

[Tyler]

No, I believe it. I believe it.

[Miles]

I was just talk about my.

[Jared]

Just talk.

[Ryan]

Like, it's very random, but funny.

[Miles]

So. So is this just. Is this just an. Is this just an accent segment? What is this segment?

[Ryan]

We got to do the accent with something your house would say.

[Miles]

Oh, my God. I wish you'd jerk off in private and not in the living room.

[Ryan]

That's not the right place to be doing it, buddy.

[Tyler]

Cover that up.

[Miles]

Well. Oh, my God. Well, that didn't last very long.

[Ryan]

How long are you gonna be in the shower?

[Tyler]

Your skin's gonna dry out.

[Miles]

The dumbest segment we've ever done. Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

You guys are at Pop Troll. Yeah, I've done.

[Ryan]

I've watched a stupid amount of pop.

[Tyler]

I've gotten pretty good at the Mr. Hum or Mayor Humdinger voice.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Miles]

I guess we're just doing that.

[Tyler]

How are those snacks you ate that you just told your kid that he couldn't have?

[Ryan]

It's pretty good. Humdinger is a weirdo.

[Tyler]

Kitties. Kitties. You're never gonna get that garage straightened out.

[Ryan]

Is your house humdinger now?

[Tyler]

Yes, my house is humd.

[Ryan]

Nice.

[Tyler]

That's. I mean, Miles took. Miles took my other good accent. So I'll go. Humdigger. You're doing a good job acting like you know how to cook.

[Miles]

Oh, my God. Jared, I'm very, very interested to see what your house sounds like.

[Jared]

A lot of painters. Tape still up?

[Tyler]

Micro.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that did. That was very micro.

[Miles]

Groundworks. Oh, my God. Are you ever gonna finish that bench shelf? The shelf.

[Jared]

Go on front light on again.

[Miles]

Jared.

[Ryan]

Don't worry about the noise. My furnace is making me. It'll stop eventually.

[Miles]

What else. What else would my. I'll say, okay, oh, my God, who's this guy that came over today? And then I'd be like, what? What'd you say?

[Ryan]

Is that her name?

[Miles]

She's just, no, no, no.

[Ryan]

You gotta walk into your house tonight and be like, what's up?

[Miles]

No, I was talking to the house.

[Ryan]

Not you and not You.

[Miles]

Honey, I was talking to the house.

[Jared]

The walls are talking. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Can you tell your kids to stop damaging my walls?

[Miles]

I hate that word so much.

[Ryan]

There's so much paint being scraped off.

[Tyler]

I think you'd have something.

[Miles]

Oh, my. Oh, my God. Your wife's putting so many holes in me hanging that picture. Ow.

[Jared]

Ow.

[Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Miles]

Tell your wife.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Jared]

And then when you patch the holes, it's like, oh, that feels good.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's the spot.

[Miles]

Oh, my God. Jared, you got any other ones from Mike Rowe?

[Jared]

Jared, you got to make sure to sweep the floors more in the kitchen. I haven't swept my floor in a while.

[Miles]

That's like your dad.

[Jared]

That's right.

[Miles]

That's what I heard. Guiding by the. That one's so relatable. Yeah. Yeah. I think we nailed it. And anyone else got any other ones?

[Tyler]

I said my. All mine right off the bat.

[Miles]

I'd like to hear one more from your voice.

[Tyler]

I. I'm trying.

[Miles]

I already forgot your voice.

[Tyler]

I have one in my head from Paw Patrol. Yeah. Mayor Foggy Bottom.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It's the rival city.

[Tyler]

I have one in my head. I'm trying to. I'm trying to formulate how to say it.

[Miles]

Just say it.

[Jared]

It's a safe space. We won't judge.

[Miles]

Just say it.

[Tyler]

Eventually, your friends are going to find out that you were one of the college buddies.

[Miles]

That's good. That's good. That's. If your house could talk. But your house.

[Ryan]

That's.

[Tyler]

If my house.

[Miles]

That would never get correct.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

If the shed in your backyard could talk.

[Tyler]

Oh, no, my old house couldn't talk.

[Ryan]

That's good.

[Miles]

So, yeah, old house was. The voice of the voice was Helen Keller correct?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

She said she sat.

[Jared]

Where's water? Water? What is this?

[Miles]

Shut up. The rock. I love that meme.

[Tyler]

Me, too.

[Miles]

Shut up, Dude. That pillow segment me up.

[Tyler]

We're all a little bit loopy, though. It's kind of. We're like.

[Ryan]

We're free.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

We got all of our demons right away.

[Tyler]

Yes, we did.

[Miles]

Oh, Maybe that was a 1e at the beginning.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna close the book. The. I'm gonna close the front door on that segment.

[Jared]

That's fine.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You don't have to go home, but you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

[Tyler]

Fuck are you such a dick?

[Miles]

Coming up. Jared, there's something coming up. Big news, right?

[Jared]

Boston molasses disaster.

[Miles]

Never forget the anniversary. We should do shirts that say Boston Molasses disaster. Never forget then the year.

[Ryan]

It's been showing up on Tik Toks for me. But, like, disasters you never heard about or.

[Miles]

Dude, I love that I have been a day one on the Boston molasses disaster. I learned about it in high school. Well, yeah.

[Tyler]

I was gonna say.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Well, yeah. Not. Not literally. Figuratively. I'm day one. You know, you're an early adapter. I've been down with the Boston molasses disaster since my day one.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Well, and you. Yeah.

[Tyler]

And you never fell off of being down with it.

[Miles]

No, I've been spreading the word and allowing people to never forget.

[Tyler]

Correct.

[Miles]

For, like, almost two decades.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jared]

You dealt with bmd.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you know. You know me.

[Miles]

It. Oh, yeah. So let's go. Let's. It's. We're. This is. This is the. This is the annual Boston molasses disaster awareness never forget segment.

[Jared]

Yep.

[Miles]

So.

[Jared]

So flaunting Falcon is a patron. He said on Patreon. Episode 65, 39 minutes, Miles declares that every year there will be a Boston molasses disaster memorial episode around January 15th. So question. So question. Would Miles like to move the goal post here, or are we getting a BMD episode this month? And I got the goods.

[Miles]

Yeah, we're here.

[Ryan]

Jared took the. Made the answer.

[Miles]

So he tried to do a little gotcha. Like, oh, you gonna be a man? Yeah, I am gonna be a man of my word.

[Ryan]

And glass. Glass man handled it.

[Miles]

If. If he.

[Tyler]

If Flaunte Falcon was smart, he would have. He would have done that after. After.

[Miles]

And then he would have got me big time. Because I never remembered.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Jared]

Also, thank you for being a patron.

[Miles]

But also, yes, we love you.

[Ryan]

Nice try, though.

[Miles]

Part of being a patron is where we're. We. We get a little lippy with you.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And that's just how it goes over there on Patreon. You know, we love you, but we're gonna make fun of you a little bit.

[Ryan]

Shut up.

[Miles]

Can we please. Can we please steal that catchphrase from him and make it our catchphrase? We can make.

[Ryan]

We can make it a hotkey.

[Miles]

Yeah, we should make shirts that just say shut up.

[Ryan]

Those would sell really well in some circles.

[Miles]

All right, so in memoriam, never forget.

[Jared]

This is quite the tone shift.

[Ryan]

This is, like, on the news where they report on, like, a really tragic death, and they'll be like. And then they were giving away free puppies in the park.

[Miles]

And then little Timmy. Little Timmy started an ice cream stand outside of his school and bringing cheer to everyone. Involved.

[Ryan]

And moving on from that tragic bus crash, there's gonna be free ice cream cones in island park from 2 to 3 o'.

[Tyler]

Clock.

[Miles]

So true.

[Ryan]

God damn it. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah, you nailed that. So that was our segment on. About. On how a thousand people died yesterday.

[Ryan]

Anyway, what's the weather looking like, John?

[Miles]

And you know what's not dying out there is the sunshine. How we doing on weather? Holy. What a segue. Well, All right. So in memoriam of bmd, short for Boston Molasses Disaster. Which. Quick, you know, if you're a new listener. Boston Molasses Disaster happened in Boston. It was a real event.

[Jared]

Where.

[Miles]

How many gallons?

[Ryan]

Where else would it have happened?

[Miles]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Just let me. Let me explain it. Let him Cook. Millions. 2.3 million gallons of molasses spewed open from a holding tank and ran rampant through the streets of Boston and, like, killed people. Yeah, like molasses was flowing at like 35 miles an hour down the streets. And I know it sounds made up, but it's real. And so, Jared, you have 10 facts around 10 facts. Okay? He has around 10 facts about the Boston Molasses disaster.

[Jared]

A poorly built tank caused this disaster. The 50 foot steel tank was rushed into service without being properly tested at Lee constantly made ominous groaning sounds and finally ruptured, releasing 2.3 million gallons of molasses into Boston's north end.

[Miles]

So many gallons.

[Tyler]

Sounds like Tyler's furnace.

[Miles]

You know, it's like. I imagine, like a guy. Whatever. What year was it again? 1914. Some. What was it?

[Tyler]

We get the year.

[Miles]

We never get the year. You gotta foresee that question.

[Jared]

That was bad. I'm sorry.

[Miles]

So whatever you were. I imagine the guy I.

[Jared]

19. 19.

[Miles]

19 19. That was close.

[Ryan]

Great root beer.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. Well, big root beer Saw opening in people's port, in their wallets. They weren't buying molasses anymore.

[Ryan]

Sweet Tooth was available.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I don't remember what to say. The guy. The guy who rushed it into service is probably like a guy like Andy Elliott. Just push harder. More, more, more. I don't care if we haven't tested them, let's get them up. We're gonna sell 4 billion gallons of molasses this year. You know what? Let's not.

[Jared]

Let's.

[Miles]

Let's. Why stop at 4 billion? Let's sell 4 trillion gallons of molasses this year.

[Tyler]

I sold 4 trillion my first year. Now take your shirt off.

[Miles]

You're fat. Shut up. Sh.

[Jared]

Shut up.

[Miles]

All right. That's fact number one.

[Jared]

The company Tried to blame anarchists, terrorists.

[Ryan]

Of course, I mean, anti molasses terrorists.

[Miles]

The US Molasses is ruining the fabric of America. Down with the establishment.

[Jared]

The U.S. u.S. Industrial alcohol argued that radicals bombed the tank to sabotage them. Investigators found no evidence at all. And the court rule the company was simply negligent.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm glad that the truth won out. Not like, you know, O.J.

[Jared]

Oh. The flood carried deadly debris. As the syrup roared through the streets, it scooped up wood carts, metal fences, and parts of the elevated railway, slamming people in buildings with incredible force.

[Miles]

I'm telling you, it's. It seems not real and it seems silly to. To die from molasses, but it is. It is a fucking pain. Pain. Train coming through.

[Jared]

Some victims were swept into Boston Harbor. People caught in the wave were pushed straight into the water. The final body wasn't recovered till months later. Found under a pier. Horses faced a horrific fate. Stables nearby were engulfed. Many horses died instantly. Others were trapped so tightly in molasses that police had to shoot them.

[Miles]

It's a crazy. Police are just out there. Boom. Headshot on horses because they can't get them out. The only way to get them out is quartering the horses. So sticky.

[Tyler]

Maybe that's where the. Maybe that's where the term quarter horse came from.

[Miles]

Could have. Very. Could have.

[Jared]

A dramatic police call went out across the city. Patrolman Frank McManus.

[Miles]

I love that we know his name, Frank. He's kind of like, you know, that year's Paul Revere. The molasses is coming. The molasses is coming.

[Ryan]

Read the quote. It's not far off.

[Jared]

Oh, the quote. Send all available rescue vehicles. There's a wave of molasses coming down Commercial Street.

[Miles]

And again, it's not funny. People died. Cruise rushed in. You know, you gotta do that to face. Send all available rescue. Send all available rescue vehicles. There's a wave of molasses coming down Commercial Street Street Over. Headphone warning. That was good.

[Ryan]

That was good.

[Miles]

Cruz rushed in, unsure what they were about to face. You think? I mean, I can't believe Cruz rushed in. It just sounds like a prank call, you know, like. What do you mean? Like he could have went on, like, send all available rescue vehicles. We have a refrigerator on the loop.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Miles]

Not that far off.

[Ryan]

I don't know. I mean, the.

[Miles]

How could.

[Ryan]

Frank McManus made it pretty clear what was coming down.

[Miles]

I know, but if you hear that, there's, like, what I think Frank was.

[Tyler]

Known as a no bullshitter too, so that's why they believed him.

[Ryan]

Right away.

[Tyler]

He was a no type of guy. Type.

[Ryan]

Good old frank.

[Jared]

Yeah. A train conductor literally saved dozens of lives after the tank collapsed damaged the. Okay. After the tank collapsed damaged the elevator, Railway conductor royal albert lehman climbed through twisted wreckage and stopped another incoming train, Prevented it from plunging into the street.

[Miles]

That's great. And I love that there's always a hero in the tragedy. And his name is royal.

[Jared]

Royal albert lehman.

[Miles]

Such a great name.

[Tyler]

Not enough people are naming their kids after him, you know.

[Miles]

Yeah, I might.

[Tyler]

Roy.

[Miles]

I call dibs. I think I maybe, maybe might go more lehman. Mon leman. There's no way his nickname doesn't become we man.

[Ryan]

Yeah, sure, yeah.

[Jared]

The north end smelled like molasses. For decades, cleanups crew Cleanup crews washed everything repeatedly. But syrup seeped into basements and cracks. People were. People are still smelling molasses. Well into the 1950s and 60s.

[Miles]

On a hot summer day, the whole city still smells like molasses. It's. It's reported.

[Tyler]

There's gotta still be sticky spots in Boston for sure.

[Jared]

Warnings were ignored for years. Workers reported leaks and strange noises. Neighborhood kids even scraped and ate the molasses that oozed from the tank. Proof it was failing long before the collapse.

[Ryan]

But it was the terrorists.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they're bought. They bombed it and sabotaged a big molasses.

[Miles]

Hey, Ryan. Can Ryan come out and go eat molasses off the big tank?

[Tyler]

That's the kids are doing back in the day. Yeah, I mean, sucking molasses out of the tank.

[Jared]

The way was shockingly fast. Moving at roughly 35 miles per hour. The flood knocked buildings off foundations. If the land had slowed, sloped, if the land had sloped differently, Experts believe the death toll could have been hundreds or more.

[Miles]

Believe it? I believe it.

[Jared]

And then it permanently changed u. S. Safety standards. After the disaster, engineers had to prove calculations, sign off on plans and submit to inspections. Reforms that spread nationwide and shaped modern building and engineering rules.

[Miles]

And honestly, dude, you guys think I'm joking on the. Never forget this was early 1900s. 9 11. No, just like 911 changed airports forever. And air security has changed all that.

[Tyler]

It's very true.

[Miles]

And I think that it's about time that we, you know, get Boston molasses disaster the visibility it deserves. And also remember all those who died.

[Ryan]

And we gotta finish crazy horse. Yeah, we do those two things.

[Miles]

Yeah. On my bucket list.

[Jared]

It would be tight if it was a federal holiday. January 15th.

[Miles]

I'd love to for that to happen, But I also think. Don't think 911 is a federal holiday. So I feel like that one's gonna go first.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

To the power rankings. Number one. Yeah.

[Miles]

It's like, hey, this tragic thing happened in the US we should get a day. And everyone's just, like, looking at, like, what about 9?

[Tyler]

11?

[Miles]

Very true. Did it say exactly how many people died in here?

[Jared]

I was in the 100.

[Miles]

It is a lot.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

How many died? I'll Google it.

[Tyler]

Can you imagine getting slammed into a building from flowing molasses?

[Ryan]

No.

[Miles]

Oh, dude. Be horrific.

[Jared]

35 miles an hour, 21 deaths, 150 injured.

[Tyler]

How many deaths?

[Jared]

21.

[Tyler]

Rest in peace.

[Miles]

I just. How do you even clean it up? Where does all that molasses go? Because you can't, like, use it after that.

[Ryan]

You, like, shovel it all into the harbor.

[Tyler]

I wouldn't think you can just put it down, like, this sewer drain, either.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What? I guess I don't know what hard molasses looks like.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, did that. Because molasses doesn't get hard, right? I don't know, because that would suck if it, like. If it, like, started getting hard and they just, like, erase against time.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

To get it before completely becomes concrete.

[Ryan]

We have 48 hours.

[Tyler]

They just start building on top of the molasses.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Well, yeah. Your mom's. Alas. Cookies. They never get hard, right?

[Miles]

Correct. Yeah. You put them in the freezer, so, yeah, they. That adds up.

[Jared]

Yeah. Science experiment.

[Miles]

It also would suck because, like, the longer you wait, the more it just spreads out and the more surface area you got to clean. That would suck.

[Ryan]

You be sandbagging molasses.

[Miles]

I mean, basically, this is like. This is like Boston's Pompei, isn't it? Isn't that what happened to Pompei?

[Tyler]

Say so.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Lava. But yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Liquid hot.

[Tyler]

Liquid hot mag.

[Miles]

Liquid hot molasses. Liquid hot molasses.

[Jared]

Yeah. Thinking of some. If, like, any food or condiment was flowing down the streets, what condiment or.

[Miles]

Food item would you want would be best?

[Jared]

Yeah. Like, how would you want to go?

[Tyler]

Sausage links? Maybe.

[Miles]

You want death by sausage.

[Tyler]

Oh, I thought you meant something to pair with the molasses.

[Miles]

You're just saying what you're doing a flood pairing.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Y. Yeah. I mean, taking a full advantage of it.

[Ryan]

He's the wine guy.

[Tyler]

You're saying what food would you prefer to be flowing down the street and death by what food of your choice?

[Miles]

That's a wild question.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Bread skittles.

[Jared]

Just loaves of bread.

[Tyler]

Sour skittle.

[Miles]

You're right. I wouldn't want Loaves of bread. Because then the outside like definitely not sourdough bread. That would hurt. Be like a Rocky Ey flour. So I. I'd want just the guts from Herbert's and Gerber.

[Tyler]

Sure. That's the best part.

[Ryan]

It is great.

[Tyler]

So herbs and gerbs. Guts. I. I would probably. I'm gonna stick with sour Skittles.

[Jared]

I would do Dr. Pepper. Strawberries and cream.

[Miles]

Nice. It's a good soda. Never had it. Never had it. What are you just gonna.

[Ryan]

If you're just standing in the middle of the street ready to take the wave. Mouth open, zero sugar.

[Jared]

Though I'm watching my figure.

[Miles]

I strapped myself to a pole and facing the flood.

[Ryan]

Single handedly. Stop the flood.

[Miles]

Well, no, I just. Then I just could stay upright.

[Ryan]

What's the movie? Beer fest. Spoiler alert. They drop him in the tank of beer.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

He drinks his way. Instead of drowning, he just drinks the whole tank of beer.

[Miles]

It's a great scene.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Nacho cheese. Maybe too hot.

[Ryan]

You can have any of that because it's nachos.

[Miles]

I'm also very proud that I figured out what the balsamol acid disaster is before, like real, like social media was invented.

[Tyler]

I didn't even know until you brought.

[Miles]

It up and I just.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What was your first introduction to the process?

[Miles]

It was in high school. A buddy told me about it.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay.

[Miles]

And at first I thought it was like, you know, one of those, like the Marilyn Manson rumor, you know?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Ribs.

[Miles]

The ribs. That was one of those. And then it was right around when Wicked was. When was. When did Wikipedia become a thing? Because it had its own Wikipedia page. So we looked it up on there. But again, that was also in Wikipedia's time. Or know if something was true or not.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we used to do that all the time. We'd go on Wikipedia and hit the randomize deal and just. You get a random Wikipedia page and you.

[Miles]

That was the for you page. Before Tik Tok. For you page. Yep.

[Ryan]

The writing has been on the virtual wall for years.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you should shoot him a message. See if he's still a. See if he's still.

[Miles]

What's the word?

[Ryan]

I'm trying to think of still an advocate.

[Tyler]

Still an advocate. Still.

[Miles]

And still observing.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Text him on the 15.

[Miles]

Yeah, I will. Oh, man. Did it say when Wikipedia was invented?

[Jared]

2001.

[Miles]

That was. Not when. It was way later.

[Tyler]

Same day. Boston molasses disaster anniversary.

[Miles]

Jan.15. And in 2001 when 19, 9, 11 happened. Damn.

[Ryan]

Everything's connected.

[Miles]

Everything's connected. January 15th.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Miles]

January 15th.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Miles]

Can't believe it.

[Tyler]

That's crazy.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

A lot to digest.

[Miles]

This episode's a lot to digest.

[Tyler]

It is we ourselves, right away.

[Miles]

Shut up. You got any patron questions, Jerry?

[Jared]

I had one here. Where to go, Ryan's crabby neighbor. Hashtag stump miles. Never need sleep or you'll never get fat and have perfect health, no matter what you eat.

[Miles]

Well, here's the question. If I have perfect health, does that mean I never die?

[Ryan]

I don't know. I bet you we could. Let's say if you have perfect health, you never die for health reasons. You could still die in a car accident. You could still die. Someone could murder you. Relevant, but yeah, you. No disease, no old age. You don't die.

[Miles]

I think I still want to die, though. You know, we just weren't.

[Jared]

We.

[Miles]

I don't know if we were built to live forever.

[Ryan]

Human brain will go insane.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And I. And I do go back and forth. I feel like sometimes, like, yeah, I'd be sick to live forever. And then there's some days like, nah, dude. But I think the older I get, the more I realize you don't want to live forever.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I think at some point you'd just be kind of ready to check out.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, if you're 250 years old.

[Miles]

It'S like as soon as I hit 65, senioritis, two weeks left it. I'm drilling holes.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Time to drill the hole in the ground for me and get so pissed at me when I say stuff like that. And I'll just kind of say, like, so, like, you're gonna die before I do. And she don't say that. Okay, honey, well, when are you gonna start facing reality? One of us is gonna die first.

[Jared]

Death is undefeated.

[Miles]

It's undefeated.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

No, I think I'll still go sleep. No, sleep.

[Ryan]

Sleep.

[Jared]

Okay. Sleep still stands.

[Miles]

Although that's. It's really. It's really nice.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with the latter. I. I love sleeping.

[Ryan]

None of your. You haven't changed your opinion on the sleep thing. Since you win zero GS, maybe we revisit this question in 30 days.

[Miles]

Well, no, I don't need sleep, but in this scenario.

[Tyler]

But you should.

[Ryan]

You should love sleeping now.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I'm still in the adjustment period.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

Body's figuring it out. 30 days. No, that one's probably the closest. Cuz I don't know, I just. I. I think it, like, just think about. I could eat as much bread as I Want and nothing.

[Jared]

Ice cream. Heavenly hunks.

[Miles]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Dude.

[Miles]

Snicker. Snicker.

[Ryan]

Duty.

[Tyler]

Blizzies.

[Miles]

Blizzard at dq.

[Ryan]

I can't call them Blizzies.

[Tyler]

I just think of. Not if you.

[Miles]

I don't know. This might. This might have to take it well.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I think if you're not sleeping, like, what are you gonna do in the middle of the night when everyone else is sleeping?

[Miles]

Plus anything you want. Plus. You are right, though. It's just more hours that I can't. Because I'll get fat. If I never sleep. I'll get fat.

[Ryan]

You can.

[Miles]

No. If I never sleep.

[Tyler]

Sleep.

[Ryan]

But part of your rules is you don't get fat.

[Jared]

No, no.

[Miles]

You're combining them together.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's the other option.

[Miles]

So no sleep or never get fat and be perfectly healthy. So if I never sleep, that is eight hours where I just have to starve myself because I'm still the same person. So if I ate, you know, like, in eight hours, you eat two meals sometimes.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So if I add. If I'm up to five meals a day, I'm gonna be so fat. Yeah. Or I'm just gonna have to eat little.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you'll just have to be exercising during the eight hours.

[Miles]

I never thought about that fact with the sleeping or, like.

[Jared]

Like being hungover. Like, you have to just be up for it. You can't sleep.

[Tyler]

You just have to ride.

[Ryan]

You get to realize the hangover's happening.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But I wonder if even. Yeah, that sucks. It sucks bad. You guys are really making a good argument. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'll go. Perfect health.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Miles]

We got a winner. Because if you're in perfect health, you're waking up feeling great for sure.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And you're not feeling tired until it's time to go to bed. You're feeling great.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You wouldn't have to drink any water. You could just be drinking DCs. You could be drinking Mountain Dew. You could be.

[Ryan]

You don't ever have to have a sip of water. Ever. Want.

[Tyler]

Never.

[Miles]

All right, so that was close to stumpage. It was actually. Almost stumped. I was almost Lieutenant Dan right here on the podcast. But I still say that my superpower, like being able to never get fat and be always healthy, to me, isn't really superpower, because that only really benefits you. Whereas superpower of never having to sleep, I mean, you can fight crime all night long. Yeah. You know, like, Batman's got to sleep at some point.

[Jared]

Yeah. You never do see him sleep.

[Ryan]

Seems during the day.

[Miles]

Yeah. He's a bat.

[Tyler]

Hasn't he woken up with like.

[Miles]

He's woken up with very similar schedule to a bat.

[Tyler]

Jared said you when you've never seen Batman, sleep.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he. He goes to bed at probably like 4am wakes up at noon. Noon.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

He wait. He goes to sleep when Gotham wakes up.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jared]

Le. Bruce Wayne.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, he's Bruce Wayne from about noon to 7:30.

[Jared]

That's true. All of Bruce Wayne's meetings are probably in the afternoon.

[Ryan]

Yep.

[Miles]

Is that important?

[Ryan]

He's not making morning meetings. He's tired from fighting crime.

[Miles]

You said it though. Like, I. I just discovered something that's kind of.

[Jared]

It's just kind of interesting.

[Ryan]

He doesn't really go to his own meetings. He sends Lucius for that.

[Jared]

It's true.

[Miles]

You got another patron question or no?

[Jared]

Yeah. Rocky Balboner, would you rather kick the field goal on college game day or shoot a half court shot at halftime of an NBA game? Assume prize money is the same for both.

[Miles]

Kick the field goal on game day.

[Ryan]

It's an auto make for both.

[Miles]

No, just get the opportunity.

[Jared]

Prize money is the same for both.

[Ryan]

Okay. Well, if it's not guaranteed that I make both of them, I'm doing half court. I have a way better shot of hitting that than I do taking the field goal.

[Tyler]

How far?

[Miles]

I got a better shot. It's a field goal goal, I think.

[Tyler]

How far is the field goal? 35 yards, something like that. I think. I'm taking the field goal.

[Jared]

We're doing half court.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Knowing my own skills. Half court for sure.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm, I'm going field goal. Plus, like, the atmosphere is so much sicker on game day.

[Ryan]

It is very sweet.

[Tyler]

God, that's a tough one.

[Ryan]

And you know that McAfee is going to give you like three chances and keep out. Pay the money.

[Miles]

It's true.

[Jared]

Keep patting you on the back.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Too hard.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I feel like you have a better chance hitting the field goal than a half court shot.

[Ryan]

I don't. I can't kick it. The thing off.

[Miles]

Yeah. If you can't get it off the ground or something like that, then you're. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Then you're.

[Ryan]

I can't.

[Miles]

But let's say you can. You can sh. You can kick as good as you shoot. You. The, the, the target's so much larger, you know.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I do have court.

[Miles]

All right, so here we go. You guys scrounging up 250 grand or something like that.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

And then I'll do the Test and then if I get it, you guys give me money.

[Ryan]

Sure.

[Miles]

Was that song?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Have you guys ever. You guys seen those college students who do like the Dr. Pepper, like, whatever. How are these people getting picked?

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Jared]

That's a good question.

[Tyler]

I watch one like, they'll throw a couple normal and then they'll just start like chest passing them in.

[Miles]

Because. Because it's way more time efficient.

[Tyler]

Chest. I. I understand that, but get me game.

[Ryan]

I. I watched one of those.

[Miles]

You're not a student.

[Ryan]

I watch school.

[Miles]

All right. I. I'm 32. I came back to school because I wanted to win the Dr. Pepper Halime Challenge.

[Tyler]

I give my masters.

[Miles]

I don't think they choose people based off a skill level. I think probably like, you are an honorable human being. You know, stuff like that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's just.

[Jared]

Do you drink Dr. Pepper?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I watched one of those where it was clearly a very athletic guy and an unathletic girl and he beat her by like 15.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

She had like 2 and he had like almost 20 ran train. It was just kind of hard to watch because she's like, I'm gonna give up.

[Miles]

Well, that's probably why she is in the spot where she's at by only making two. Because she's a quitter, I guess. I mean, that's spade. A spade. Quit on national television. Probably shouldn't have been. Probably had no business scoring more than two points anyways.

[Ryan]

He. He kind of quit too. He's like.

[Miles]

Well, that's called a victory lap.

[Ryan]

Talking to Detroit.

[Tyler]

Victory laps.

[Ryan]

Victory lap.

[Miles]

I don't know how to spell it out any clearer for you, Tyler.

[Jared]

Victory.

[Miles]

Huge difference between quitting and victory lap.

[Ryan]

No, a victory lap. You don't slow down on the last lap. You keep going, going.

[Miles]

Victory lap. You just take your time.

[Ryan]

This guy, basically, I don't know if.

[Miles]

You Remember Sean White, Olympics2012. He had it in the bag and just did huge errors.

[Jared]

Yeah, but throw his. A NASCAR victory lap is after the race.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And he's, he's chilling. He's not going pedal to the metal.

[Ryan]

So this dude's victory lap. If he took a victory. He just kept going after the Dr. Pepper challenge was over.

[Miles]

No, he would have.

[Ryan]

That's what a victory lab lap is. You're right.

[Tyler]

You're right.

[Miles]

No victory lap can happen in it. In the, in the. Sean White in the competition took a victory lap.

[Ryan]

That's not.

[Miles]

And that's it. And that's the truth. A victory lap can happen during or after?

[Jared]

No, I think it's after.

[Ryan]

It's after.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's after the victory is achieved. Yeah.

[Jared]

Take a lap.

[Miles]

Okay. Well, what do you call it when you take a victory lap during the competition?

[Ryan]

Like, you're just showboating.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You're taunting.

[Miles]

All right, well, he's. That is taunting.

[Ryan]

He was. He was kind of taunting.

[Tyler]

He should have got flagged for that. 15 balls.

[Ryan]

Oh. Tied overtime.

[Tyler]

Now, don't. Don't be cocky.

[Jared]

Or they take, like, 100 grand off prize.

[Tyler]

Give it to the girl.

[Ryan]

Yeah. We don't pay.

[Miles]

I also don't love that of him because you got to play like no one's watching. You got to play if there's no scoreboard. And it's like, what kind of record could he put up? Sound like he was stroking it, you know, it's like Usain Bolt, when he likes, like, takes a victory lap mid race and lets up at the end. What would his world record have been if he just went. If he went hard the whole way?

[Tyler]

If I think about his races, is not even a lap. So it's hard to take a victory stretch.

[Miles]

He took a victory lap in the middle of it. You saw it at the end. He's just like. He let up. That's a victory lap.

[Ryan]

Is that still the world record?

[Miles]

Probably.

[Tyler]

I have no idea.

[Miles]

So fast, Jared. You got to foresee that.

[Jared]

You said bald. You bet. You fan.

[Miles]

Yeah. Either he or someone on his team liked one of our videos. Whether or not it was on accident or not, I have no clue. I should see what video it was, and we can determine whether or not he liked it on accident, whether it was one of his teams or Usain Bolt liked our video.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Miles]

And then I gotta do the Rubik's Cube, don't I?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

September 5th, 2025, right here.

[Miles]

See, what video was it been while.

[Jared]

It was January 15th?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

It was POV. Your neighbor is too extra. So you. Same. Bolt watched a video or someone on his team watched a video of me and dude, dad going back and forth. Him bragging about all the cool he does and me getting pissed about it. And you seen Bol said that's relatable to me.

[Jared]

Never hit, like, so fast.

[Miles]

That's really funny, actually.

[Jared]

Rubik Cube.

[Miles]

Hey, Midwest. Must. Must be just like Jamaica. Super relatable. All right. Rubik's Cube. All right. So this is how far I got gotten.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Jared]

Like, that's good.

[Tyler]

Spin it around for. For.

[Miles]

So I got the first two layers.

[Tyler]

Damn.

[Miles]

And before you leave, I know you have to go. Ryan, I. I want you to mix it up for me, okay?

[Tyler]

So I can it up.

[Miles]

It up, dude.

[Jared]

Throw it against the wall.

[Miles]

Oh, it up up.

[Ryan]

Smashes it.

[Miles]

Just. You just gotta go faster than that. Just it up.

[Ryan]

Get crazy. Get crazy.

[Jared]

It be funny if you solved it.

[Miles]

Pissed. Oh, I'd be pissed.

[Ryan]

Oh, Ryan's been training in secret for it.

[Miles]

It probably has.

[Ryan]

No.

[Tyler]

I have no clue what I'm doing.

[Miles]

It's good. It's good.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

All right, so do you want to do your fun fact right now?

[Jared]

I mean, I just did 10 of them.

[Miles]

Okay. So that's your fun fact for the day. All right, so if. If you don't want to watch this, you can just.

[Tyler]

You.

[Miles]

You can just have a good weekend.

[Tyler]

Love you.

[Miles]

You know, like, this is. If you really care about this Rubik's Kid Cube, I'm going to show you how far I can get live on the episode.

[Jared]

Okay, I got one fun fact off the dome.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Let's end the episode of that, and then it'll just be a long outro of me doing the Cube. Okay, so what's your fun fact?

[Jared]

Since Sam Darnold left the jets, the jets have had 35 wins. Sam Darnold has had 28 wins in the last two years.

[Miles]

Jesus.

[Jared]

Sam Dar left in, like, 20, 21, I think, mid season.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's bad. Jets are in bad spot. All right, guys, well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of you bet, your radio podcast. I'm going to show off my Cube skills, and we'll see you in the next one.

[Tyler]

Oh, you betcha. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Wait, so, all right, so talk us through it. Like, what do you.

[Miles]

Well, so I'm going to start with the cross. I learned that you got to do the cross, and so essentially what you want to do is you want to get. Are we. You want me to talk through?

[Tyler]

I would love. I would love to.

[Miles]

Don't you got to go pick up your kid?

[Tyler]

I got, like, I got three minutes.

[Miles]

Okay, so first I'm going to try and get. So, like, this one's already works because the white and white corner here and the red and red are already there. Okay, so that one's good to go already. So now I just need to get this blue. I need to flip this one one. So go like that. So now you see, I got the blue, the white there.

[Jared]

Boom.

[Miles]

It's locked in the right spot. Now I got to find orange. Boom. That moved it there. Boom. Got two crisscross, three crisscross applesauce. I just need this one to go. Go. This, that, that, that up. What are you laughing at?

[Tyler]

I just. I've never seen anyone do this before. It's funny to watch your fingers.

[Jared]

Your ph.

[Miles]

Boom. All right, so I got the white cross. Now I'm going to do the corners. And those are. So I gotta find the right one that goes here. So I need to get the white, red, and blue one, which. Oh, it's right there. So I need to move this one over to there. So I'm gonna go like this, that. So now I go here. Spin it back. Spin it there. So now it's in the right position. So these two white here. This is here. I'm gonna go back.

[Tyler]

Back.

[Miles]

I'mma spin this here. I'm going to spin that one back. Boom. It's now locked into place. Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay. So now I'm looking for Christmas. White, green, and red.

[Jared]

How many colors are on a Rubik's Cube?

[Ryan]

Six.

[Jared]

Six.

[Miles]

Where's white, green, and red? In my truck.

[Jared]

What colors are absent from a Rubik's Cube? Or are they all there?

[Miles]

Indigo and violet.

[Ryan]

Get the rest of Roy G. Biv.

[Miles]

Where. Where the is it? There it is.

[Jared]

Roy G. Biv would be a good name for a design company.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That one. I only had to move it twice. Okay. So I got those. I just need to move this one around. Need blue, orange, and white. White. Just right there. There. Boom, Boom, Boom, boom, boom. Locked in. Just one more. This one's going to be locked in. This one's going to be locked in there. Boom. All right, I got the first layer done.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Now this next one.

[Jared]

I wonder what a Rubik's triangle would look like.

[Ryan]

Like a pyramid.

[Miles]

Yeah, they have all sorts of shapes. Look like a pier. It would look like a pyramid. All right, so now I gotta. I gotta do these middle. I gotta get the. The one that matches there. So if I go here, I don't want that. Okay, red. That's a good one. So I go there. So this is a new face. I want to go there. So then I go here, then I go here, then I go here, then I go here, then I go.

[Ryan]

Here.

[Jared]

Rubik's gives her one of those rare toys where you need both hands.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Miles]

It's.

[Ryan]

It's not. Not very inclusive. We talk one handed people.

[Jared]

One hand you can't use.

[Tyler]

We talking kids toys or adult toys.

[Miles]

It's true.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I gotta go. Is this suspension officially lifted?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Miles]

Extension has started.

[Tyler]

Extension starts today.

[Miles]

All right. 18 days. All right, see, this is what happens. You guys start talking, I lose focus.

[Ryan]

See you, Ryan.

[Jared]

Here goes, Ryan.

[Miles]

Rubik's Cube.

[Jared]

We had a Patreon named Rubik's Pube once.

[Ryan]

We definitely did.

[Miles]

Oh, that's so up. See, this is what happens. All right, I got to start over. It's all right. It's all right.

[Jared]

Somebody's gonna watch this on YouTube and be very confused why we're just quiet. Like, did they just skip to the end by accident? You got great four miles.

[Miles]

Thanks, Jared. Okay, I'm gonna nail it on the next one. Yeah, it's like once you start figuring it out, you just move things certain way and it's definitely an algorithm is what I figured out. I just having to learn it hard way like a dunce.

[Jared]

Did you just describe it? Like once you get it started, you just gotta move it around.

[Miles]

All right, we're back. We're back to the first row. I won't this one up this time.

[Jared]

Sometimes I go forward. You gotta go back.

[Miles]

Okay. All right. Where's green? All right, I'm gonna go start my car.

[Jared]

Do you hate this, Tyler?

[Miles]

I'm just trying to remember how to do. Me, dude. I think I it up again.

[Jared]

What would you say is the hardest part of a Rubik's Cube?

[Miles]

Knowing what to do. All right, we're back. We're back to square one. That's what I need to do.

[Jared]

It's also a very nice Rubik's Cube.

[Miles]

It is.

[Jared]

It's got magnets.

[Miles]

Okay. Okay. So I did what I wanted to do, but I did it backwards. Okay. So now I have to try again.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Miles]

All right. So if I just now do what I just did should get it into place.

[Tyler]

Boom.

[Miles]

I got it. So I got orange and blue. This spot. This is in the right spot.

[Jared]

Okay, there we go.

[Miles]

So now we go. Now I just got to get the next one. Boom. Second one. See, I just gotta get to the. I just gotta remember.

[Jared]

Just like the dominoes. Domino Dan over here.

[Miles]

Domino Dan right. Goes there. Done. All right, I have. I can only do one more.

[Jared]

We're rolling pretty good, Tyler.

[Miles]

I only have one left.

[Jared]

He's only got one left.

[Miles]

But now this one I have to do opposite. The pattern is now opposite.

[Jared]

Pattern is now opposite.

[Miles]

There we go. Two rows.

[Jared]

Two rows. Nice. All right.

[Miles]

That's all I know. So is the suspension. The suspension lifted. Oh. And I. And I. Just by luck, I have one extra one. Just by luck, I have one extra one.

[Jared]

Nice.

[Miles]

So. Yeah. How long did that take me 20 minutes.

[Ryan]

20 minutes?

[Miles]

Yeah. No, no, no. Cuz I start. I started explaining at 5, 10. He said he had three minutes, so 14 minutes.

[Jared]

Not bad. Not the world record, but not bad.

[Miles]

And I had to restart twice, so that's where I'm at.

[Jared]

That's actually really good.

[Miles]

Yeah, I'm feeling all right about it.

[Jared]

How much time do you think you've spent on it in the last month or so?

[Miles]

Couple hours. Like, I don't ever go more than, like, two hours. I think an hour and a half a night for maybe seven nights. It's pretty good. I mean, I've been working around the clock. You already gave me the suspension or you already gave me the extension.

[Jared]

It's. It's on writing, though.

[Miles]

All right. Love you guys.