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Mary
Mary kill brats, burgers, hot dogs.
Ryan
Okay. I think that's pretty easy.
Chub
It's a pretty good one.
Ryan
I'm gonna marry burgers. Brats kill hot dogs.
Chub
Okay. Yeah.
Ryan
Wow.
Chub
How original. Ryan. Mine's the exact same.
Ryan
Yeah, I know. I think it's easy to kill hot dogs. I think the only thing that's tough are brats or burgers.
Chub
Hot dogs are fire. I feel like brats just. Brats are so good. But they scorch your mouth when you. It's kind of. You know, it's like. It's like ring sausage. Like it. When you. You bite into, like, even the tiniest bubble underneath the skin.
Mary
It's a case.
Chub
It's burning lava.
Ryan
Yeah.
Chub
It's like pizza rolls at 2:00am yeah. You get that case. Oh, God.
Ryan
I don't know. I just thinking about going to any concession stand and there's an option between brat and hot dog. I'm never getting hot dog.
Chub
No.
Ryan
So I have to kill hot dog. Yep. Yep.
Chub
No, I agree. Yeah. And. And brats are. They're more of a novelty because hot. Hot dogs are. Hot dogs are everywhere. Brats are not. So it's like one. Like when you have the opportunity to get a brat somewhere, you got to get a br.
Ryan
Yeah.
Chub
Because, I mean, you can get a hot dog anywhere. You can get them Costco bas like any sporting event, wherever.
Mary
You know, the ceiling's much higher for a br.
Ryan
For sure.
Chub
For sure. Y.
Ryan
Hot dogs are. Steady Eddie. You know what you're going to get. It's just. Is what it is.
Chub
I don't know if I've ever had a bad BR either. Undercooked, overcooked. Perfectly done.
Ryan
Yeah. The big drawback of brats is, like you said, boiling the inside of your mouth with.
Chub
Correct. Yeah. That's about the only drawback. That's the only thing. That's the only thing where hot dogs are above brats.
Ryan
Yeah. I also think the ceiling on you can just do so much more. The burger.
Mary
Yeah.
Ryan
That makes it marriage.
Chub
Yeah.
Ryan
Burger it up every day.
Chub
Yeah. Burgers are fire.
Mary
Yeah.
Ryan
The MD Food boys right now.
Mary
Yeah.
Chub
They're. They're. They're. They are on fire.
Ryan
They are. They just did the hot dog debate the other day. What they said, what topics. McLovin likes it plain. Obviously.
Chub
That's a psychopath move.
Ryan
Yeah. And most of them just like mustard. One of them like mustard and ketchup. And then chub perm is like, I don't get ketchup and mustard. They shouldn't go together. And that was the whole conversation.
Chub
Jesus.
Mary
Yeah, I'm not a big ketchup guy either. The only time I like ketchup is with fries.
Ryan
Really?
Mary
Maybe a little bit on a burger.
Ryan
The only time I like ketchup's on a hot dog.
Mary
Not with fries.
Ryan
Nope.
Mary
Whoa.
Ryan
I like ranch on my fries.
Chub
Yeah, I do, too. But I also love ketchup on fries.
Ryan
Yeah, I don't put ketchup on fries. Hardly ever. Wow. I will if, like, they forget to ask for ranch. I don't like being like, can I get a side of ranch, too, please?
Chub
See, here's a. Here's the thing. I only like. I only like ranch from a restaurant on my fries. I don't like Hidden Valley.
Ryan
Really?
Chub
Because we get hit. We have Hidden Valley in my house. I don't like Hidden Valley for my fries. Too thick. Yeah, I'll go with. I'll go with ketchup all day, too.
Mary
Sweet.
Chub
I've actually started to swap out. I've. I've started to swap mustard out for relish.
Ryan
Oh, yeah. I like relish because I don't like mustard, though.
Chub
I'd like to have all three of them on. But at that point, then it's just like, there's no. No longer about the hot dog or the brat. It's just about the liquid on top.
Ryan
Yeah. Yep.
Chub
And I don't want that.
Mary
You know, if I have an option for all the. Like, for all the toppings, I put all of them on.
Chub
I normally do, too. And that's that. That's when it gets to a point where you should grab a fork.
Ryan
Okay. Since we're. Since we're full. MD Food. Boys, thoughts on sauerkraut?
Chub
Yeah, I'm for it.
Ryan
I fucking love sauerkraut.
Chub
But see, when they have all the options, I just have to pick maybe. Maybe three, but usually just two.
Ryan
Okay. We're at a Redhawks game. You got that little card of toppings. What do you.
Chub
Exactly what the situation I'm thinking of?
Ryan
What are you putting on it?
Chub
Probably. I'm probably going just a little bit of ketchup. A little bit of relish, maybe. Mustard. Probably not, though. So ketchup, relish, and then sauerkraut.
Ryan
Oh, relish and sauerkraut.
Chub
Yeah.
Ryan
Damn.
Chub
One's a pickle, one's not.
Mary
We want chopped onion.
Chub
Yeah.
Ryan
Grilled better than chopped, for sure. Oh, yeah.
Chub
100. Yeah. Yeah. But again, it just like, you know, I can only go, what am I.
Mary
Eating at this point?
Chub
Yeah.
Ryan
What is this?
Chub
What am I eating? A salad or, you know, tomatoes, pickles. What is sauerkraut? Cabbage.
Ryan
Yep.
Chub
Tomatoes, pickles, cabbage and onions.
Ryan
It's just the. The dog's barely there at that point.
Chub
Pretty much. Yeah.
Mary
The dog went home.
Ryan
No, I'm one line of ketchup shit ton of sauerkraut.
Mary
That's it.
Ryan
Yep, that's my preferred.
Chub
God, I wish. I wish they had hot dog buns that were similar to, like, Hot Pockets to where you could just kind of stuff every. Like, all your toppings on the inside and then eat it like a Hot Pocket. Because, again, you put too much stuff on it. Gets to a point where it just starts.
Ryan
It's just a sopping gross mess.
Mary
So you want. You want more integrity with your bun?
Chub
Yeah, I think structural integrity. Yeah.
Ryan
Chicago dogs don't. They use, like, pretzel buns for that reason specifically?
Mary
It's like a sesame bun.
Ryan
Yeah. Okay.
Mary
But then they also put, like, hot peppers on top, and those are fire, too. And, like, sliced pickle on them.
Chub
Those are fire, too.
Mary
See? What am I eating at this point?
Chub
Yeah, yeah. I'm not eating a hot dog. I'm having a salad.
Mary
I think you just have to get rid of your framework. Like, don't think you're eating a hot dog. Think of that. You're eating your own creation.
Ryan
Yeah. You're in a Ryan dog. Well, whatever you want on it.
Chub
If I.
Mary
You know, you're not branding it well to yourself. You're not marketing well to yourself.
Chub
Yeah. If there's zero to give, like, on. On that day, I'm just gonna. Oh, I'm gonna flatten the bun out, and then I'm just gonna put everything on, and then I'm gonna. Just gonna eat it with a fork.
Mary
Kidding. With a fork.
Ryan
Yeah, that's. You can't. Can't get.
Chub
I mean, I'm not.
Ryan
You gotta do that alone.
Chub
You guys.
Ryan
Don't let people see.
Chub
Ketchup, mustard, relish, sauerkraut, diced onions.
Ryan
We get why you're using the fork, but you still can't let people see it.
Mary
You can't do it.
Chub
Well, I'll eat in the bathroom, then.
Ryan
Yeah, I'm saying that's a better move. Don't let people see you eat a hot dog with a fork.
Chub
Eat in the bathroom.
Mary
The bathroom. Going there anyway after this.
Chub
All right. You know, sometimes I.
Ryan
With a little relish.
Chub
Sometimes I like to cut my hot dog into pieces and then mix it.
Ryan
All up and put it in Mac and cheese.
Chub
No, just eat it out of the. Out of the. The boat.
Ryan
A hot dog bowl.
Chub
Yeah. Pretty much what it becomes.
Ryan
We could totally. We could market that to drunk white girls. A hot dog bowl.
Mary
Yep.
Chub
Oh, for sure.
Ryan
You just mash it up like the fucking hibachi chefs.
Mary
Yep.
Chub
Because I think, you know, some. Some, Some. Some might get self conscious eating a hot dog with males around.
Ryan
Good.
Chub
So it's like, if you market it as a bowl and it's sold on.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mary
You know, and then you throw an avocado in there, it's game over.
Ryan
Game.
Chub
Oh, it's go. It's go time. It's game over. Time.
Ryan
Guac on your. In your hot dog bowl.
Mary
Game over for the week.
Chub
Yeah. Now we're kind of just talking like. Yeah, build your own hot dog, right? Yeah, yeah, we could.
Ryan
This is. I'm changing my answer from a couple weeks ago. That's my food truck idea. Hot dog bowls.
Mary
There you go.
Ryan
Maybe we'll do it in a hot dog bun, bread bowl.
Mary
Kind of like a panera thing.
Ryan
Yeah.
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Podcast Episode Summary: YBR Foodie Boyz You Betcha Radio | Release Date: March 31, 2025
In the March 31, 2025 episode of You Betcha Radio titled "YBR Foodie Boyz," host You Betcha and his co-hosts Ryan, Tyler, and Jerrod dive into a spirited and humorous discussion about quintessential Midwestern foods—specifically focusing on brats, burgers, and hot dogs. The conversation explores their personal preferences, the nuances of various toppings, and innovative ways to enjoy these classic staples. The episode is filled with relatable anecdotes, playful banter, and insightful takeaways that celebrate Midwestern culinary culture.
The episode kicks off with a lively debate on the trio's favorite entrees. Ryan distinctly states his preference:
Ryan (00:11): "I'm gonna marry burgers. Brats kill hot dogs."
Chub concurs, emphasizing the superior flavor and rarity of brats compared to ubiquitous hot dogs:
Chub (01:02): "Brats are more of a novelty because hot dogs are everywhere. When you have the opportunity to get a brat somewhere, you got to get a brat."
Ryan elaborates on the versatility and reliability of burgers:
Ryan (01:53): "I also think the ceiling on you can just do so much more. The burger makes it marriage. Burger it up every day."
Mary adds her agreement, reinforcing the group's preference hierarchy:
Mary (01:29): "The ceiling's much higher for a brat."
The discussion highlights a clear preference hierarchy among the hosts, with burgers at the top, followed by brats, and hot dogs being the least favored.
A significant portion of the conversation centers around condiment preferences and the art of topping a hot dog or brat without overwhelming the main protein. Ryan expresses his aversion to selecting hot dogs over brats when given the choice:
Ryan (00:49): "I just thinking about going to any concession stand and there's an option between brat and hot dog. I'm never getting hot dog."
Chub discusses the challenges of balancing toppings to maintain the integrity of the sausage:
Chub (03:30): "And I don't want that."
Mary shares her limited use of ketchup:
Mary (02:33): "I'm not a big ketchup guy either. The only time I like ketchup is with fries."
Ryan reveals his unique ketchup preference:
Ryan (02:38): "The only time I like ketchup's on a hot dog."
The trio navigates the complexities of combining condiments without detracting from the main dish, ultimately deciding on a restrained approach to toppings.
Sauerkraut becomes a focal point as the hosts delve into its role in complementing their dishes. Chub advocates for its inclusion:
Chub (03:49): "Yeah, I'm for it."
Ryan enthusiastically agrees:
Ryan (03:50): "I fucking love sauerkraut."
However, they acknowledge the challenge of balancing sauerkraut with other toppings to prevent overshadowing the sausage:
Ryan (04:18): "Oh, relish and sauerkraut."
Chub (04:21): "Yeah. One's a pickle, one's not."
Mary emphasizes the importance of diced onions to round out the flavor:
Mary (04:24): "We want chopped onion."
The discussion underscores the importance of selecting complementary toppings that enhance rather than dominate the primary ingredient.
As toppings stack up, the conversation shifts to the practicality of consuming heavily laden hot dogs without structural mishaps. Chub humorously laments the lack of suitable buns:
Chub (05:10): "I wish they had hot dog buns that were similar to Hot Pockets to where you could just kind of stuff every…"
Ryan points out the sturdiness of specific regional buns:
Ryan (05:22): "Chicago dogs don't. They use, like, pretzel buns for that reason specifically."
Mary adds her appreciation for sesame buns adorned with premium toppings:
Mary (05:27): "They also put, like, hot peppers on top, and those are fire, too. And, like, sliced pickle on them."
The hosts acknowledge the limitations of traditional buns when overloaded with toppings, sparking creative ideas to circumvent these challenges.
To address the issues of excessive toppings and bun integrity, the hosts brainstorm innovative ways to enjoy their favorite foods. Chub suggests:
Chub (06:08): "Eat in the bathroom."
Ryan flips the concept into a business idea:
Ryan (07:09): "This is… I'm changing my answer from a couple weeks ago. That's my food truck idea. Hot dog bowls."
Mary builds on the idea, envisioning a customizable meal option:
Mary (07:15): "There you go."
The group entertains the possibility of marketing "hot dog bowls" as a convenient and messy-free alternative to traditional hot dogs, incorporating elements like avocado to appeal to a broader audience.
The episode culminates with the hosts embracing the need for creativity in enjoying classic Midwestern foods without compromising on taste or presentation. By reimagining how toppings are combined and served, they highlight the evolving nature of their culinary preferences while maintaining a humorous and lighthearted tone.
This episode of You Betcha Radio offers listeners an entertaining and insightful exploration of beloved Midwestern foods, blending humor with genuine culinary passion. Whether you're a foodie or simply enjoy a good debate, the "YBR Foodie Boyz" episode serves up a hearty discussion that's both relatable and thought-provoking.