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Pete Holmes (0:00)
You made it with.
Andrew Santino (0:01)
You made it with.
Pete Holmes (0:03)
You made it with. Oh, yeah, you made it with. Yes, you made it weird. You made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? It is the Return and the first video episode with my dear friend Andrew Santino. This was effortless. I'm looking to Katie. We were both talking about how, how fun this episode was, how funny he is. He was even, I think he said he was tired and he just turns it on. We laugh like silly sillies and we had a blast. And I'm really excited that you guys are here. If you would like to come and see me doing standup comedy, you have a few options if you're in LA. I'm going to be at Largo on October 9th. That's coming up on Sunday. And I'm also going to be there November 3rd. November 3rd is going to be a fundraiser for, for Homeboy Industries, which I'm very excited about. But both of those shows are going to be stacked. We're going to get great guests, great musical guests. It's always the highlight of my month. Go to largo-la.com for tickets. And if you want to see me, I'm going on the road. Go to peteholmes.com for tickets. I'll just read some of the cities. October 14th, Toronto, the 15th, Atlantis, Atlantic City, New Jersey. October 16th, I'm at the Wilbur in Boston. That's like about 70% sold, I believe. So please, if you want to come to that one, my hometown, get tickets. These are also now available on the website. Chicago, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, Charlotte and Washington, D.C. please come on out. I think Andrew and I talk about touring quite a bit. So this, this is, this is the one to come to. I'm not saying I'm retiring. I'm just saying let's make this a great one. I'm not retiring. I'm never going to stop doing stand up. But come on, this one, do this one. Go to PeteHomes.com I'm super excited about this hour. I'm super proud of it. So hopefully I will see you there. And if you like the show, why not try a Pete's Pick? These are what we call the ads. These are things that I love and I use especially with, without a doubt, for real, for real living libations. Living libations is a natural and real ingredient that skin, hair, teeth, eyes, baby body care company that has revolutionized all of those things and changed the way that I look at health and what I put on my body I was being very careful about what I was putting in my body, trying to eat natural, real organic things, but I wasn't being careful about what I put on my body. But of course, what you put on your body ends up in your body. Your skin is the largest organ. It absorbs that stuff into your bloodstream. So we shouldn't be putting strange chemicals and health beauty products, sunscreens, lotions, stuff that isn't intended for humans. If you read the ingredients and it's like seven Z's and the number X and the number Z, I can't speak today. And the number 28, just think of any number, Pete. And that bit works. It's probably not good for you. But I was fooled by branding and by marketing thinking that these things were good because they had French names. I want to eat food where I recognize the ingredients. And now I want my skincare to be the same. So enter Living Libations. A great example is their Love the Love the sun zinc based sunscreen. Every morning, our daughter, we have to slather her head to toe in sunblock. And I saw there were natural, quote unquote, natural things on Amazon and they just weren't like if you dug a little bit deeper and read the ingredients. These were not healthier sunscreens. And I was so happy to find the Living Libations. Love the sun sun formula. That is what we put on Leela every morning. It's great to know that I'm not putting something unnatural or bad for her on her body. Of course, at 4 years old, that's super important. And me personally, I use their ginger exfoliating scrub, which is not only healthy and natural and made with ingredients that I recognize, but it's the most badass exfoliant that I've ever used in my life. And at night, I use their best skin ever moisturizer. Smells great, feels great and gets your skin looking great. Of course, I use their Zen shave, I use their gum treatments, a lot of their dental stuff. And when Lila was a baby, we used tons of their baby stuff. Here's the point. If you want to support the show, Living Libations has small products and big products. If you want to give a little, if you want to give a lot, you can get something small. You can get a tongue scraper. Do whatever you want. It still supports the show. It lets our advertisers know that these ads are working and you'll be doing your body a favor. 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