Transcript

A (0:00)

You made it with. You made it with. You made it with. Oh, yeah, you made it with weird.

B (0:09)

Yes, you did.

A (0:10)

Made it weird.

B (0:12)

You made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? This is Forest Galante. Galante. Who is Forest Galante? Well, you probably know if you clicked on this episode or maybe you don't. I didn't until I heard him on another podcast and I thought he was fascinating. He is an American outdoor adventurer. He's our first adventurer. He literally risks his life. He goes on these. We're going to hear about a bunch of them. Daring expeditions, seeking out primarily almost near extinct animals. I should have just said near extinct, not almost near extinct, near extinct animals. He's also the host of Extinct or Alive on Animal Planet. Mysterious Creatures with Forest Galante. And he's also on Shark Week, which is something I just did, which is how we thought it would be fun to connect. Now, is it still Shark Week? I don't think so, but anyway, here's Forest Galante. I'm so glad you guys are here. I'm currently touring. Go to PeteHomes.com for tickets. The next shows are Washington, D.C. boston, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Washington state, St. Louis, Cleveland, Florida, just all of Florida. Doral, Florida, at the Miami Improv, Chicago, Pennsylvania, New York, New York at Town hall on November 14th, and then November 15th in Atlantic City. And I hope to see you guys out there. It always means so much to have weirdos out there supporting on the road. So hope to see you. In the meantime, enjoy this wonderful chat, chat, chant, chat with the wonderful Forest Galante. Get into it.

A (1:41)

Good. I'm stoked to be here.

B (1:42)

Well, great. Okay, now we can start. That's our natural intro.

A (1:44)

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I was just saying thank you. In general, I'm glad you're here.

B (1:48)

It's really nice to meet you. I've never met a real life adventurer. Yeah, isn't that what you are? I mean, you're like. What is that video game? My favorite video game. I can't remember it. It's called, you know, it. Fuck My Face. Indian Jones.

A (2:04)

Oh, like Unchart, Uncharted. Yeah.

B (2:06)

I always want to call it Fallout, but you're like real life Uncharted.

A (2:10)

Thank you, that's an honor. I mean, I get all kinds of titles. Biologist, wildlife enthusiast, expert adventurer. I don't know.

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Guest: Forrest Galante
Release Date: August 21, 2025

Overview

In this episode, Pete Holmes welcomes wildlife biologist, adventurer, and TV host Forrest Galante. Together, they dive deep into Forrest’s wild life—literally—and discuss everything from the interconnectedness of nature to close calls with dangerous animals. Along the way, Pete explores themes of happiness, technology, culture, conservation, and the weirdness that underlies us all. The conversation is rich with humor, memorable stories, and thoughtful insights.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Who is Forrest Galante? (01:41–03:35)

Forrest’s Role: Wildlife biologist, educator, and communicator who travels the world working on conservation projects and mitigating human-wildlife conflict.
Approach: Grew up in Zimbabwe, learned to collaborate with indigenous communities, and now seeks to balance conservation with cultural respect.

Navigating Cross-Cultural Conservation (03:35–05:12)

Education vs. Imposition: Forrest stresses understanding and negotiation over imposing Western perspectives.
Core Principle: “We all want wildlife on the planet, right? It makes us better, makes the planet healthier, makes everything better.” – Forrest (04:08)

Interconnectedness of Nature & Importance of Predators (05:51–08:31)

Sharks as Bioregulators: Without sharks, oceanic balance collapses, affecting oxygen and food sources.

“If sharks disappear from the planet… we’re dead.” – Forrest (06:23)
Seafood as Global Nutrition: Oceans supply the main protein source for 91% of people globally.

Humor & Humanity: Survival Show Tactics (07:44–10:18)

Pete and Forrest banter about survival shows like "Alone," discussing real strategies vs. ego-driven ones.
Notable Observation: Art and homemaking matter for survival—“Why do we make art? It's so you don't just jump off a cliff… people lose hope if there's not something to, like, look at and enjoy.” – Pete (09:53)

Myth, Balance, and the Roots of Overconsumption (10:36–13:23)

Discuss ancient myths about living in equilibrium with nature.
Cultural Roots of Resource Use: Industrialization and religious doctrine (e.g., dominion over animals) shifted humanity to overconsumption.

Invasive Species and Responsible Consumption (13:41–14:51)

Forrest’s Solution: Eating invasive species like wild boar helps restore ecological balance.

“You can eat ten kinds of meat a day. Just eat the right ones.” – Forrest (14:51)
Systemic Obstacles: Realities of farming, economics, and slow-moving subsidy changes.

Factory Farming and Environmental Despair (15:00–16:49)

Pete laments factory farming’s harm to communities and the environment.
Forrest discusses the need to avoid “ecophobia” and focus on solutions, not just doomscrolling.

Optimism, Proactivity, and Small Solutions (17:31–19:00)

Optimism in Conservation: “All hope is not lost. This planet is incredibly resilient, incredibly beautiful, and with small amounts of effort…” – Forrest (17:33)
Emphasis on realistic, gradual change rather than guilt or “grandiose” lifestyle shifts.

Technology, Happiness, and Planetary Health (19:00–22:51)

Pete theorizes that increasing general happiness would improve care for the planet.
AI and Conservation: Forrest discusses cutting-edge use of AI to interpret animal behavior from drone footage and suggests AI may help in conservation—while warning of technological pitfalls.

“AI will be the same as with cell phones… there's good and bad with all these things.” – Forrest (22:39)

Animal Sentience, Ethics, and Lab-Grown Meat (24:03–27:45)

Pete raises the potential for communicating with animals via AI, which could challenge ethical boundaries.
Forrest is skeptical of lab-grown meat, believing natural dietary connections to the earth are important.

Nature Connection, Grounding, and Lifestyle (27:45–31:23)

Both agree on the psychological and physical benefits of time outdoors and "grounding" themselves.
Forrest shares that even with a science background, he feels worse in offices and better outdoors.

The Lost 80s: Human Connection Before Devices (34:39–38:39)

Extended riff on how pre-digital life in the 1980s was arguably the “peak” for balancing tech, connection, and happiness.

“I feel like [the ’80s] was like the peak of Western humanity, or at least American civilization. Because we weren't staring at a device all day long.” – Forrest (37:23)
Technology has streamlined tasks but increased stress and reduced meaningful connection.

Present-Mindedness in the Wild (54:07–56:01)

Forrest explains that high-risk fieldwork demands utter presence and focus, unlike the distraction-filled modern world.

“When you’re tracking that animal… you are only living in the now.” – Forrest (54:50)

Generational Differences and Hope for the Future (56:20–58:02)

Suggestion that younger generations, exposed to tech from birth, may be less drawn to it—an analogy to European attitudes to wine.
Hope that society will rediscover the value of nature and presence.

Near-Death Experiences & Adventure Stories (58:10–68:35)

Dramatic Highlights:
- Two plane crashes (lightning strike, bush landings in Zimbabwe and Panama)
- Stung by a man o’ war, bitten by sharks, chased by hippos, run-ins with armed rebels
- Close call: hippo charge in Colombia while mitigating Escobar’s invasive hippo population
“Every time I work with hippos, something bad happens. Like, hippos are so scary.” – Forrest (68:35)

On Dangerous Animals & Dramatic Animal Work (68:35–78:21)

Hippos: Most dangerous large land animal; Forrest works on controlling their Colombian population.
Sharks: Real but manageable danger; bites happened due to his own mistakes during animal studies.
Conservation fieldwork regularly involves unpredictable dangers (armed interventions, wildlife, weather).

Dragons, Bigfoot, and Misunderstood Animals (78:04–83:19)

Viral “dragon” clip: Forrest clarifies that dragons were likely cultural archetypes, not literal animals, though he notes the global consistency of dragon myths.
Cryptids: Entertaining, but Forrest remains skeptical.
Most Misunderstood Animal: Pandas, which aren’t cuddly but are “vicious, dumb as dirt, the worst parents in the world”—yet have amazing “PR” (82:01–83:36).

Extinct Species Forrest Would Visit (84:01–86:28)

Pick: Thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), extinct marsupial wolf.
Forrest outlines its tragic history and his fascination with its behavior and unique evolutionary niche.

Happiness, Contentment, and the Human Condition (96:01–end)

Forrest describes how children in remote villages are often happier and friendlier despite material deprivation—community and presence matter more than needs or possessions.
Pete reflects: “The secret to happiness is not meeting all your needs… [it's] belonging, being present together.” (98:10)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Shark's Importance:
“If sharks cease to exist on planet Earth, we’re dead.” – Forrest (06:23)
On Proactivity in Conservation:
“If we can be a little bit proactive, we don’t have to be reactive. We don’t have to wait until the sky is falling to try and fix things.” – Forrest (18:26)
On Nature and Modern Life:
“When I come home and I go to my office, I start to wilt… It’s like a physical manifestation.” – Forrest (31:11)
On the ‘80s:
“I feel like that was like the peak of Western humanity… technology to help us get stuff done, still connecting with people on a personal level.” – Forrest (37:23)
On the PR of Pandas:
“Pandas have the best PR campaign in the world because they are so dumb… [and] vicious.” – Forrest (83:19)

Timestamps for Important Segments

Forrest’s origins & style (01:41–03:35)
Conservation and cross-cultural negotiation (03:35–05:12)
Vital role of sharks and ocean in human survival (06:14–07:44)
Humor: Survival tactics & gender (07:49–10:18)
Ancient myths and ecological equilibrium (10:36–13:23)
Factory farming despair and solutions (15:00–18:26)
AI & animal communication (21:59–23:18)
Lab-grown meat & ethical quandaries (24:03–27:45)
Technology and best life era riff (34:39–38:39)
Near-death adventure stories (58:10–68:35)
Clarifying the viral “dragon” clip (78:04–80:31)
Pandas’ bad behavior, misunderstood animals (82:01–83:36)
Happiest children have the least (96:01–98:28)

Final Thoughts

This episode is a rollercoaster from educated environmental optimism to wild adventure tales and deep reflection on happiness, technology, and society. Forrest Galante is candid, passionate, and occasionally hilarious—a living reminder of the awe and weirdness that surrounds us and the importance of direct experience in both nature and human connection.