Transcript

Sabrina Zohar (0:00)

You made it with. You made it with. You made it with. Oh, yeah.

Pete Holmes (0:06)

You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? This is Sabrina Zohar, who is the host of the aptly named Sabrina Zohar Show. She's a relationship expert, she's an entrepreneur, she's a media personality, and like I said, a relationship coach. So I thought it would be deeply interesting to sit down, sit down and talk with her. And I was right. I'm very happy to say she is brilliant, thoughtful, interesting, emotionally intelligent and has a lot of great stuff to offer. So I'm so glad. Stuff. You know what I mean? Insight. That's a better word than stuff. She's a lot of great insight to offer and a lot of laughs as well. So we had a lot of fun and I'm so glad you're here. Not much to say up top. Come see me on the road. Go to PeteHomes.com I'm going to be in Houston this weekend. We are going to be in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. That's me and Nick Kroll and Kumail and Anthony Jeselnik. That's on July 19, followed by Los Angeles, Washington, D.C. boston on August 23. Hope to see you there. Boston, New Hampshire, Spokane, Washington, St. Louis, Cleveland, Florida, Chicago, Pennsylvania and New Jersey. All of those are available on PeteHomes.com and in the meantime, enjoy this chat with the wonderful Sabrina Zohar. I'm so glad you're here. Get into it. You're welcome to have one. That's for you. It's actually part of the con.

Sabrina Zohar (1:41)

Go to the set.

Pete Holmes (1:42)

You do love it.

Sabrina Zohar (1:43)

I do, actually.

Pete Holmes (1:44)

I'm glad.

Sabrina Zohar (1:45)

Like, genuinely. I used to drink those every morning and I was. Cuz I don't drink coffee.

Pete Holmes (1:50)

You don't seem like you need it, right? That's not a burn. That's. I was listening to your podcast. I kind of feel like a jerk that I said Emily will interrupt the show. Do you know that? It's where we're starting. Is that okay?

Sabrina Zohar (2:03)

I'm a dick more often than I'm not.

Pete Holmes (2:05)

I'm. I'm getting a little bit dickier as I get older. And I'm like, maybe that's it. Or maybe that's just an excuse. I'm showing I'm being myself more. And like I was telling as I was walking, the minute her publicist is coming, but she's not here. And that bugs me because now she's gonna like come in and there's but it's not actually an inability to have compassion for someone who's running late. It's more of like a almost spectrumy hyper focus, where I'm like, no, you're here. Me and Sabrina, we're gonna start, and now there's gonna be these people walking in, and there's just gonna. Who cares, though?

Summary

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes — Sabrina Zohar (July 9, 2025)

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Episode Overview

In this fast-paced, heartfelt, and often hilarious episode, Pete Holmes welcomes Sabrina Zohar—relationship coach, entrepreneur, and host of “The Sabrina Zohar Show.” Together, they dive deep into the "secret weirdness" beneath dating, trauma, boundaries, and emotional growth, using their own stories to illuminate the psychological baggage and quirky coping mechanisms most people drag into adulthood. Sabrina's signature blend of candor and humor blends seamlessly with Pete’s riffing, making this an unusually insightful and personal episode centered on self-awareness, relationship pitfalls, family dynamics, empathy, and healing.

Main Themes and Purpose

Understanding Emotional Triggers & Childhood Wounds: How family-of-origin issues shape adult relationships and emotional reactions.
Relationships & Dating in Modern Life: Navigating boundaries, communication, and connection in both romantic relationships and dating apps.
Personal Growth & Therapy: Ketamine therapy, Internal Family Systems (IFS), and the painful but powerful journey of healing.
The Weirdness of Being Ourselves: Owning quirks, "dad jokes," and idiosyncratic humor, and how authenticity is a relationship strength.
Boundaries and Accountability: Why setting and respecting healthy boundaries is vital, especially with difficult family members.

Highlights, Insights, and Memorable Moments

Opening Banter: ADHD & Neurodiversity

Sabrina and Pete share their experiences with ADHD, agreeing that their brains work differently and require extra communication and flexibility ([02:03]–[03:08]).
- Quote: “When you have a spicy brain… you have to explain that to people. Yes, I work differently than you.” – Sabrina ([02:59])
Pete jokes about getting “dickier” with age, as he learns to be more direct and less apologetic.

The Podcast Name Saga & Boundaries

Sabrina shares the story of being forced to rename her podcast from “Do the Work” due to a trademark dispute with a fitness company, drawing out themes of assertiveness, resilience, and boundaries ([06:40]–[12:08]).
- Quote: “It’s like a shitty breakup you didn’t expect coming.” – Sabrina ([10:44])
- Quote: “They were just literally like, if it’s not done by this date, we’re gonna send it to Spotify. Your podcast will be down.” – Sabrina ([11:40])

Dad Joke Wars: What Qualifies

Pete and Sabrina engage in a spirited debate over what makes a true “dad joke,” using examples and audience input to settle on definitions ([13:02]–[15:12]).
- Example: Sabrina: “What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.” ([14:28])
- Pete argues dad jokes must be lazy, situational, and repeatable under stress—such as “I’ll take a pico de gallo.”

Emotional Triggers and Button-Pushers

Pete equates “badum bum” after a joke to a comedian’s worst insult. Sabrina’s “emotional slur” is when people say, “If he wanted to, he would,” as advice for relationships ([15:31]–[17:21]).
- Quote: “If he wanted to, he would... I will bludgeon you to death if you say stupid shit like that.” – Sabrina ([16:01])

Oversimplification of Human Behavior

Both hosts discuss the dangers of “bumper sticker slogans” in dating—how “if they wanted to, they would” completely oversimplifies the complexity of emotions and motivations ([17:07]–[19:35]).
- Quote: “You’re completely oversimplifying human behavior.” – Sabrina ([17:16])
Sabrina shares a stunning confession: as a younger, anxious dater, she once sent a guy 173 texts and showed up at his house with baking pans—a story punctuated by Pete’s “get the police involved!” ([20:07]–[20:53])

Family of Origin: Narcissism, Gaslighting, and Boundaries

Sabrina’s father is described as a narcissist, serial dater, and former porn theater/gay club owner; Pete draws parallels to his own parent relationships ([22:29]–[25:48]).
- Quote: “My father asked me to go on a trip and I had to make up... I can’t. My nervous system cannot handle the triggers and feeling like I’m six years old again.” – Sabrina ([30:11])
Strategies for managing relationships with narcissistic parents: acceptance, limited contact, grieving “the version of you that never got the parent you needed” ([34:28]–[34:44])

Therapy, Healing Modalities, and Internal Family Systems (IFS)

Sabrina and Pete both practice IFS and parts work, and discuss the importance of “witnessing your inner child,” not just understanding intellectually but validating and nurturing emotionally ([35:15]–[54:32]).
- Quote: “Turns out that that child. You think you need therapy. It’s like that child actually needs witnessing.” – Pete ([36:43])
- Quote: “I’ve been leaving her—our littles think they need to protect us.” – Sabrina ([37:12])
Sabrina describes how ketamine-assisted therapy helped her meet her “little,” realize her pattern of self-abandonment, and begin true healing ([46:45]–[57:41]):
- Quote: “That was the first time I met her… she looked at me and was like, ‘You abandoned me.’” – Sabrina ([56:45])
Pete: “It’s really powerful to just get your little to see you as a grown up.”

Dating, Attachment, and Breaking Old Patterns

They unpack how dating is often an unconscious replay of childhood wounds:
- Quote: “What changed for me? That no one was going to come save me.” – Sabrina ([46:27])
“The spark” in dating is exposed as often just trauma and pattern recognition, not connection—a “rush of blood to your phalanges so you can run” ([76:04]–[79:54]).

Modern Dating & Apps

Sabrina defends dating apps (she met her partner on Hinge) but insists users “be a better buyer” and know what they actually need and want ([108:52]–[109:16]).
- Quote: “Most people are not looking to be discerning… They’re seeing it as, ‘Maybe he’ll like me?’ instead of ‘What do I like about that?’” – Sabrina ([109:20])
Emphasis on boundaries, not tolerating “breadcrumbing” or unclear intentions.

Emotional Regulation & Communication Skills

The through-line is emotional regulation: you’re allowed to feel, but learn to “regulate your own goddamn emotions” and avoid unnecessary drama ([65:47]).
Sabrina and Pete share exact scripts and “micro-strategies” for resolving disagreements:
- Ask “Are you available for a conversation?” before sharing feelings ([69:30])
- Use “I statements” (“I felt dismissed”) and don’t assign blame ([70:17])
- Regularly check in on each other’s “availability” and emotional state.

Relationship Success & Micro-Work

Pete and Sabrina agree that their best relationships (Pete with Val, Sabrina with Ryan) thrive on constant “micro work” and small solidarity signals—not grand efforts or constant struggle ([85:03]–[86:43]).
- Quote: “It’s not about what happens in the sessions… it’s the moments in between.” – Sabrina ([86:07])
- Daily strategies: “Will you join me in my initiative?” “I’m in my pain body right now.” “I’m offline.” ([87:23]–[90:03])

Humor as Coping and Connection

Running jokes on dad humor and boundaries as defense mechanisms. Pete: “Find somebody who finds the way that you’re annoying to be delightful.” ([102:27])

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

“When you have a spicy brain… you have to explain that to people. Yes, I work differently than you.” – Sabrina ([02:59])
“If he wanted to, he would… I will bludgeon you to death if you say stupid shit like that.” – Sabrina ([16:01])
“You’re completely oversimplifying human behavior.” – Sabrina ([17:16])
“I once sent a guy 173 texts… In a row.” – Sabrina ([20:07])
“I do get comfort… We should all be doing worse.” – Pete ([51:19])
“Self-awareness without action? What’s that?” – Sabrina ([52:42])
“Turns out that that child… It’s like, that child actually needs witnessing.” – Pete ([36:43])
“Find somebody who finds the way that you’re annoying to be delightful.” – Pete ([102:27])
“Most people are not looking to be discerning… They’re seeing it as, ‘Maybe he’ll like me?’ instead of ‘What do I like about that?’” – Sabrina ([109:20])

Selected Timestamps for Key Segments

[02:59] — Neurodiversity and ADHD as “having a spicy brain”
[10:44] — The trauma of forced podcast rebranding
[13:02] — Dad joke debate; what counts as a “dad joke”
[16:01] — Sabrina: “If he wanted to, he would…” as her personal trigger
[20:07] — Sabrina’s 173-text dating meltdown confession
[22:29] — Sabrina profiles her father as a narcissist and serial dater
[34:28] — Discussion of grieving idealized parent relationships
[35:15] — Internal Family Systems, “witnessing your inner child”
[46:45] — How ketamine-assisted therapy jumpstarted Sabrina’s healing
[65:47] — Most common client mistake: inability to regulate emotions
[86:07] — Healthy relationships built on micro-moments, not big gestures
[102:27] — Pete: “Find somebody who finds the way that you’re annoying delightful”
[109:20] — Dating advice: Be a “better buyer” on the apps

Flow & Tone

Highly conversational and fast-paced—Sabrina’s rapid fire clarity is met with Pete’s spontaneous digressions and riffing.
Deeply relatable vulnerability about mental health, family wounds, and self-doubt, tempered with frequent humor and nonjudgmental banter.
Solutions are always practical, self-aware, and focused on agency and accountability rather than wishful thinking or blaming others.

Final Takeaways

Emotional triggers and maladaptive coping start in the family—awareness is just the first step; integrating and nurturing your “inner child” is necessary for deep healing.
Healthy relationships are built on authenticity, micro-communication, mutual respect for boundaries, and radical accountability.
In dating, know what you want, be a discerning participant, and don’t settle for “breadcrumbing” or mixed signals—no matter how “spark-y” someone seems.
Manifesting and self-work are real when coupled with action and honesty, not magical thinking.
Humor and acceptance of one’s weirdness are tools for connection, not obstacles.

Listen If You...

Want to laugh and feel seen about dating and family dysfunction
Need clarity and encouragement for setting boundaries and healing childhood wounds
Appreciate vulnerability, irreverence, and a wary stance toward TikTok-therapy cliches

Find Sabrina’s podcast, The Sabrina Zohar Show, on all major platforms for more fast-talking, deep-dives on dating, relationships, and growth.

“Keep it crispy!”

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