We Made It Weird #131 - You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Transcript

Pete Holmes (0:00)

You made it weird.

Valerie (0:01)

You made it weird.

Pete Holmes (0:03)

You made it weird.

Valerie (0:04)

Oh, yeah.

Pete Holmes (0:06)

You made it with. Yes, you did. Made it weird. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.

Valerie (0:15)

What's happening, weirdos? I forgot for a second what I was supposed to say.

Pete Holmes (0:19)

The intro.

Valerie (0:20)

I almost said get into it.

Pete Holmes (0:22)

There's some that. Well, now we have to start. What if I was at beholden? Beholden. Caulfield.

Valerie (0:29)

Yeah.

Pete Holmes (0:30)

I love this episode.

Valerie (0:32)

Yeah, it was fun.

Pete Holmes (0:34)

It was so fun.

Valerie (0:35)

If I had to explain it in one word, I would say fun.

Pete Holmes (0:37)

It's fun, but it's also. Don't. I don't mean to give a warning. The first 10 minutes are kind of dirty. Just skip them. If you don't want dirty jokes, just skip it. Because I think where we got into introversion versus extroversion father stuff on both of our sides. I'm talking through burps. It's a great podcast. Talking through burps, but lots of laughs.

Valerie (1:02)

Being disgusting.

Pete Holmes (1:02)

But I also. I just think this is a really, really great one and I'm really glad you guys are here. And it's weird to say this, but I'm like, listen to the whole thing. It goes. It goes a great place, as these conversations often do. Yeah, it was like circular.

Valerie (1:18)

I mean, you're here, you're already listening. We don't have to sell you on it. Just keep listening. Don't. If you do nothing, just.

Pete Holmes (1:24)

Just do nothing.

Summary

Episode Overview

Podcast: You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Episode: We Made It Weird #131
Date: April 7, 2023
Main Theme:
In this lighthearted and candid installment, Pete Holmes and his wife, Valerie, candidly explore their “secret weirdness” around topics like introversion vs. extroversion, childhood memories, family dynamics, religious traditions, and the nuances of celebrating birthdays as adults. The episode weaves together humorous anecdotes and deeper reflections on personality, shame, and self-acceptance, revealing how we navigate our quirks—and how they shape our relationships.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Easter & Religious Upbringings

The episode opens with Pete and Val riffing on Easter traditions, church songs, and why “Good Friday” is oddly named.

“Why are we calling it Good Friday? Can you imagine going up to Jesus as that's all happening? Be like, we're gonna call this a Good Friday.”
—Pete, [07:00]
They share tongue-in-cheek and irreverent jokes, segueing into childhood stories of picking out pastel Easter dresses (Val) and Pete’s awkward awareness of holiday “rules.”

2. Nostalgia: Shoes, Skater Phases, and Ben Folds

Pete and Val reminisce about their youth through the lens of favorite shoes and fashion trends:
- Pete’s fond memories of his brother’s untied black Puma sneakers, symbolizing borrowed “coolness.”
  
  “When I put these shoes on, it was like a superpower. It was like I was stealing some of my brother's coolness.”
  —Pete, [16:15]
- Valerie recalls her meaningful Christmas gifts: a pair of Converse Chucks and a Ben Folds Five CD, sparking her musical coming-of-age.
They bond over both having owned the same model Ibanez bass in high school, leading to a playful digression on “case smells” and the emotional resonance of objects ([74:00]).

3. Dads, Music Obsessions, and Emotional Transmission

Valerie discusses her dad’s tradition of sharing beloved songs and the sometimes embarrassing intensity of these moments.

“I have the same instinct to be like, this cracked me open. I love it more than I can bear. I have to share it with you.”
—Valerie, [28:25]
Pete reflects that art is less about the artifact and more about transmitting the artist’s state:

“Good art is inviting the viewer to merge into the state that the artist was in when they created it.”
—Pete, [26:30]

4. Phone Anxiety, Family Habits, and Trauma Responses

Pete and Val unpack their childhood experiences with telephones:
- Pete’s lingering anxiety from an era when family phones brought mostly “bad news,” and his dad’s gruff phone etiquette (“Hello.” [30:29])
They explain trauma triggers, linking their current responses in public and private life to formative events:

“Your limbic brain doesn't know time and neither does your nervous system...whenever it's triggered, that wound it thinks it is, it's 100% as if it's happening now.”
—Valerie, [31:49]

5. Introversion vs. Extroversion

Major segment on how Pete and Val experience social events differently:
- Pete’s discomfort and shame at group dinners, feeling “locked in” and wishing for the stillness of solo time
- Valerie’s delight and energetic refueling around friends
- Honest discussion about relationship friction: wanting different things from birthdays and togetherness
“My happiest happy place...is that you understand the still, quiet kind of...we're locked in and engaged.”
—Pete, [46:59]
Reflections on learning to accept their social needs and make space for differences

“If I had to spend any of my...birthday alone, it would feel like probably how that party felt—like to you, it would be excruciating.”
—Valerie, [47:18]

6. Pete’s Solitary New Orleans Birthday

Pete recounts a day of joyful solitude: walking, meditating, eating a beignet with strangers, and finding rare ease in spontaneous social interaction ([53:28]–[58:54])

“This is the kingdom of heaven to me. It’s this moment of no separation...no anxiety.”
—Pete, [56:47]

7. Navigating Group Dynamics: Bills, Guilt & Safety

Pete describes his stress over birthday dinner logistics and paying the group bill ([64:00]):

“Secretly, I feel like I just sang Happy Birthday to myself.”
—Pete, [64:26]
They discuss “protector” instincts—Pete’s urge to control situations to feel safe, and the emotional residue from childhood environments.

8. Personalities & Patterns

Pete and Val explore insights from the book The Five Personality Patterns, contemplating which types fit them (aggressive/psychopath, oral/merging) and reflecting on how deeply formative experiences wire adult behaviors ([69:42]–[73:00]).

9. Self-Acceptance, Shame & Owning Needs

Both hosts candidly address the shame of not fitting social expectations: introversion, sensitivity, family size.

“All of this Mr. Wilson Ness...curmudgeonliness is actually the beautiful bouquet of results from asking honestly, what do I need?”
—Pete, [78:46]
Valerie on how wanting “just one kid” feels fraught with judgment and shame, echoing Pete’s sense that being sensitive or introverted is “less than” in America.

10. Spirituality & Personality

Pete discusses his contemplative spiritual practice, partly as a natural fit for introverts, and quotes Thomas Merton:

“Most of you aren't contemplatives, you're just introverts.”
—Pete, referencing Merton, [75:31]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Shame and Comedy:

“It's important when you go into these spaces of body shame...I think one of the meanings and most important things in life is to learn and embody your own innocence.”
—Pete, [13:33]
On Sharing Art and Love:

“They actually want you to fall in love with it. And you either do or you don’t. Your opinion is fine. But it’s not about critiquing it. It’s about: Can I accept the invitation here?”
—Pete, [26:58]
On Distinct Social Needs:

“I want to do nothing after I did something. It’s balance.”
—Pete, [60:22]
On Accepting Yourself:

“I'm not ashamed that I figured out what I want...What do you actually need?”
—Pete, [78:51]

Timestamps for Key Segments

Easter & Good Friday Riffing: [06:16–08:59]
Childhood Shoes & Teenage Fashion: [09:03–17:55]
Music Memories & The Dad/Child Transmission: [21:02–29:14]
Phone Anxiety, Family, and Trauma: [29:42–32:25]
Introvert/Extrovert Dynamics (Birthday Dinner): [37:16–47:32]
Pete’s Solo Birthday in New Orleans: [53:28–59:49]
Personality Patterns & Self-Understanding: [69:42–76:04]
Final Reflections on Shame & Self-acceptance: [78:46–end]

Tone & Style

Conversational, reflective, playful, occasionally irreverent, always honest.
Warm blend of inside-joke banter and philosophical musing.

For New Listeners

This episode is quintessential Pete & Val: equal parts heartfelt, silly, and illuminating. Whether you’re an introvert or extrovert, grew up in a church or just like hearing comedians wrestle with real life, this one will leave you feeling a little more seen in your secret weirdness.