Transcript

Pete Holmes (0:00)

You made it weird. You made it weird.

Valerie (0:03)

You made it weird.

Pete Holmes (0:04)

Oh, yeah.

Valerie (0:06)

You made it weird. Made it weird. Yes, you did. Made it weird. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.

Pete Holmes (0:15)

What's happening here?

Valerie (0:19)

We're laughing because it's the most abrupt ending.

Pete Holmes (0:22)

We just ended the episode. And I, like, it was a surprise. Keep it crispy. I said it to you and you weren't expecting it.

Valerie (0:30)

I think I have to write that down. That point you made at the end, that was brilliant. And then you just went, keep it crispy. And I was like, okay.

Pete Holmes (0:36)

It was a mic drop moment for me.

Valerie (0:38)

Very funny and very brilliant. Welcome to the show, everybody. It's a really special one. I loved this one so, so much. And we. I wasn't even like all of these. I'm like, I don't even know if we have anything to talk about.

Pete Holmes (0:50)

No.

Valerie (0:50)

And it was great. I love it. We're definitely, I feel like will listen to this one. It was really special. Tomorrow, if you're listening to this, the day it comes out, I'll be at Largo. Largo-la.com and I'm also going on tour. I'll be coming back to some cities that I was already at because I already have the structure of a new hour and I'm very excited. But I'm also going to be touring Denver and doing some of this new material and some of the stuff that it'll all be new to you. Anyway, just go to PeteHomes.com and hope to see you there. And if you like the show, try a Pete's Pick. It supports the show, which means so much to us. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So think of it as a Patreon, but instead of just giving us money, give it to these people. They'll give you a product. And we, we do benefit because then the ads work and then they keep getting ads. So. Thank you. Try a pizza pig, Katie. And if you like the show, why.

Sponsor/Ad Reader (1:41)

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Summary

Podcast Summary: You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Episode: We Made It Weird #145
Date: August 4, 2023
Guests: Pete Holmes and Valerie

Overview

In this episode of "We Made It Weird," Pete Holmes and his wife Valerie dive into their signature blend of lighthearted banter, emotional honesty, and comedic weirdness. They explore themes of family dynamics, the importance of community, the quest for balance and fulfillment, being a fan, and the necessity of art and ritual in daily life. The pair shares personal anecdotes—ranging from funerals to family quirks, the secret joy of stolen moments, and their reflections on creativity and connection. Delivered with their trademark warmth, humility, and humor, this episode is both heartfelt and deeply funny.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Family Weirdness and Mourning Rituals

Pete and Valerie reminisce about funeral traditions, comparing over-the-top mourning to James Brown’s staged encores and discussing how different families react to grief.
- [06:07] Pete Holmes: "There is something nice about like a laundry detergent commercial sigh."
- Valerie reflects on family communication (or lack thereof) around death, noticing the odd dynamics and “bad at family” habits, like not being told when a loved one passes.
  - [10:14] Valerie: “Didn’t even. Not even a text.”

2. Defining "Family Values" and Comedic Friendships

The hosts discuss how some families lack classic "family values" but still function.
- [12:10] Valerie: "My family was so, is so bad at family."
Pete explores the unique dynamics among comedian friends versus "ride or die" families, citing the benefits (and oddities) of friendships with people like Mike Birbiglia and Neil Brennan, where gaps in communication are normal.
- [13:58] Valerie: "But when you get too much of that, you start to watch movies like Fast and Furious and go like, fuck, I can’t even relate."

3. The Changing Nature of Fandom and Aging

Valerie admits she doesn’t follow celebrities closely, misidentifying Chrissy Teigen and delighting in her own ignorance, embracing it as a form of “packing lighter” with age.
- [15:31] Pete Holmes: “Oh my god.”
- [16:29] Valerie: “You're just packing lighter. I'm still traveling around the world. There's just so many fewer things.”
Pete encourages reigniting fandom and curiosity, noting that knowing yourself deeply can start to limit enjoyment and growth.
- [19:41] Valerie: “Knowing your things is actually kind of like a really dangerous place. Meaning, like, it’s boring.”

4. The Necessity of Soul-Nourishing Activities

Drawing from the show "Alone," Pete and Valerie discuss the difference between survival and living fully, noting that art, projects, and community are as vital as food or shelter.
- [26:22] Pete Holmes: "Art and beauty and community...it’s purely soul. It's like the most compelling proof that there is a soul."
- [27:17] Valerie (on poetry): “When a loved one dies or you fall in love and you want to know if other people have ever felt this way...it becomes food.”
They reflect on Leela’s (their daughter) creative spirit and the validating, healing power of friendship and community.
- [32:15] Valerie: “Just casually...I feel something loosen in my body...friends keep us from being like a big ball of knots.”

5. The Value of Community and Place

Pete describes the powerful impact of living in a close-knit community in Ojai. He shares lessons from a Burning Man conversation that highlight the joy of building and maintaining a village-style life.
- [34:06] Pete Holmes: "It’s like friendship in its truest form. And it's like, the human experience in its truest form."
- Valerie appreciates the accessibility of community, regardless of privilege: “Most people, whether or not they’re aware of it, could find, you know, a community of some kind.” [36:26]

6. Restoring Balance and Following Personal Fire

Both describe "blood transfusion" moments—Pete with stand-up, Valerie with teaching dance—that restore their sense of self and bring joy.
- [45:41] Valerie: “Drove home listening to very loud hip hop and...feeling like in a divine flow, like a togetherness feeling.”
- [46:34] Pete Holmes: “My ability to enjoy a quiet day in Ojai...is informed by these little Indiana Jones vine swings into the Temple of Doom."
Valerie emphasizes that balance is about integrating and portioning life’s many parts, not just fixating on the most exciting element.

7. Healthy Anxiety, Artistic Drive, and the Need for Disruption

The pair joke that anxiety is sometimes necessary fuel, promoting creativity and connection. They reference the Barbie movie’s message about embracing reality’s flaws and being alive to disruption and adventure.
- [55:40] Pete Holmes: “If you're not joyful, at least be terrified because otherwise what good are you to anybody?”
Pete shares his craving for psychedelics as a metaphoric need for disruption to avoid stagnation and keep growing.
- [57:31] Valerie: “Pete needs disruption and he needs challenge and he needs immersion and confrontation."

8. Stolen Moments and the Joy of the Unexpected

The episode wraps up on a reflection about the thrill of “stolen moments,” like sneaking video game sessions or unexpected pleasures, and how they often carry more joy than planned events.
- [62:19] Valerie: “...what we liked was getting away with something and sneaking something.”
- [63:25] Pete Holmes: “The fact that we know we’re getting away with something that might end at any moment is way more...makes the whole thing way more thrilling.”
- [63:26] Pete Holmes (ending): "Keep it crispy."

Notable Quotes

“There is something nice about a laundry detergent commercial sigh.”
– Pete Holmes [06:07]
“You smile, though your heart breaking.”
– Valerie [06:23]
“Anger is sadness in disguise. Anger is sadness failed."
– Valerie [12:54]
“Knowing your things is actually kind of like a really dangerous place.”
– Valerie [19:41]
"Art and beauty and community...is purely soul. It's like the most compelling proof that there is a soul."
– Pete Holmes [26:22]
“If you’re not joyful, at least be terrified because otherwise what good are you to anybody?”
– Pete Holmes [55:40]
“The fact that we know we're getting away with something that might end at any moment is way more...makes the whole thing way more thrilling.”
– Pete Holmes [63:25]

Timestamps for Key Segments

Funeral & Family Dynamics: [05:15] – [12:10]
Comedian Friendships vs. Family: [13:22] – [14:45]
Fandom & Aging: [15:02] – [16:40]
On "Alone," Survival vs Living: [20:29] – [26:49]
Art, Poetry, and Soul Purpose: [26:49] – [29:45]
Leela’s Creative Drive, Community: [29:45] – [34:06]
Community, Place, Friendships: [34:06] – [37:00]
Balance & Stand-Up 'Blood Transfusions': [42:53] – [50:57]
Artistic Anxiety and Disruption: [55:04] – [57:42]
The Thrill of Stolen Moments: [61:12] – [63:25]

Memorable Moments

Valerie’s accidental renaming of Chrissy Teigen to “Christie Deegan” and complete lack of pop culture awareness.
The analogy of mourning rituals to James Brown’s legendary staged encores.
Pete and Valerie’s shared realization that true fulfillment comes from a mix of “temple swings” (adventure) and “Shire” (comfort) moments.
The metaphor of a “surprise drunk” or unexpected joy being better than planned indulgence.
Pete’s reassurance to listeners: “It’s okay to be broken and weird; we all are.”

Tone

The episode maintains the show’s signature cozy, confessional, and comedic tone. Pete and Valerie riff with warmth, self-deprecation, and relatability, laughing at their weirdness and inviting listeners into honest, vulnerable conversations.

Summary prepared for listeners seeking depth, key insights, and great quotes from Pete & Valerie’s thoughtful, funny conversation—without needing to hear every moment of the episode.