Transcript

A (0:00)

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh, yeah.

B (0:06)

You made it weird. Yes, you did. It made it weird. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.

A (0:15)

What's happening, weirdos? We're back. And this time we're better than ever.

B (0:21)

I think so.

A (0:22)

I actually do think so.

B (0:23)

I think this is one for the ages.

A (0:25)

I agree.

B (0:25)

Silly, funny, laughing, singing.

A (0:29)

Personal therapy.

B (0:30)

A lot of therapy. Sex.

A (0:32)

A lot of more therapy. Well, relation. Deep, deep, dirty relationship. Guts.

B (0:38)

I want to plug it again because this episode is sort of brought to.

A (0:42)

You by Elaine de Patton.

B (0:44)

I don't know what DOAC is, but that's the name of the podcast. Doac and the love Expert. The guest is Alain Debotton. Alain Debotton, Elaine. Oh, it's the diary of a CEO with Stephen Bartlett. Oh, that's doac. So anyway, Neil Brennan shared Alain de Botton with me. That's not how you say it.

A (1:06)

It might be. We don't know.

B (1:08)

I've heard people just say Alan Debotton.

A (1:12)

Anyway, Alan D. Button.

B (1:16)

So very inspiring stuff. Go listen to that podcast after you listen to this one.

A (1:22)

Listen to this first.

B (1:23)

I do think this is a better first one anyway, meaning whatever. It doesn' which one you listen to or if you listen to either of them. But it was very inspiring and it was the backdrop to this conversation and it helped my life so much. All these things that we're about to talk about and I hope it helps you guys as well. Not too much to plug. Netflix is a joke festival in Los Angeles and Chicago. Those are my only tour dates right now, so go to PeteHomes.com Chicago these are both in May, so check those out. Also Largo. Largo-la.com I'll be there on the 30th. Yay. Which is going to be great.

Summary

Podcast Summary: You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes – "We Made It Weird #160"

Date: January 12, 2024
Host: Pete Holmes
Co-host/Guest: Valerie (Pete’s partner)

Overview

In this playful yet deeply introspective episode, Pete Holmes and his partner Valerie (“Val”) explore the hidden weirdness that everyone carries, with a heavy focus on relationships, self-worth, childhood wounds, parenthood, and the ways therapy/psychology (specifically inspired by Alain de Botton’s work) can reveal the unconscious scripts running our lives. They blend silly, off-the-wall humor with raw self-disclosure in a style that’s part couple’s therapy, part standup, and part philosophy salon. Alain de Botton’s appearance on the “Diary of a CEO” podcast serves as intellectual background for their conversation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Influence of Alain de Botton and the Concept of ‘Job Snobs’

Pete credits Alain de Botton’s podcast for much of the episode’s inspiration, focusing on how our self-worth is often (mis)measured by career success rather than luck or circumstance ([12:11], [19:46]).
De Botton’s definition of "snob": someone who judges a person’s whole character based on a single aspect, such as their job ([20:07], [21:58]).

Quote

"A snob is someone who judges someone's entire character based on one thing. And I was like, oh, my phone is ringing. My inside phone is ringing. He says a lot of things where I'm like, oh, no, it's a call from my deepest, truest self."
— Pete, [20:07]

Discussion of how ancient Greeks viewed misfortune as fate (and called people "unfortunate"), whereas modern society calls people who are struggling "losers," directly linking outcomes to personal character ([22:59]).

Quote

"They would call them unfortunate... but now, you call someone who just can't get it going in every area of their life, you call them a loser."
— Pete, [23:45]

2. Childhood Strategies & Adult Behavior

The pair unpack how self-protection strategies learned in childhood—especially around love and safety—morph into adult issues. (e.g., if love was enmeshed/cloying, you may learn to withdraw from intimacy as an adult) ([21:49]).
Pete connects his drive for performance and external validation—including the dream of SNL fame—to early survival strategies.

Quote

"So much of my life is going like, shut up. Everything was fine. And it's like, really? Yeah... I have the symptom of someone who didn't feel safe, seen. Whatever. And then, of course, I learned, you know, sparkle and shine, and then you'll get what you need."
— Pete, [55:38]

Both reflect on ways their parents’ behaviors—often unconsciously—shaped their worldviews.

3. The False Self, True Self, and the Need for Recognition

Pete examines his tendency to regulate self-worth through audience feedback—onstage laughs confirm that “I exist” ([76:00] through [77:12]), and post-performance social interactions feel jarring because they don’t provide the same validation.
The “true self” is discussed as the part of oneself that longs to be unfiltered—a place that often emerges in comedy, intimacy, or safe friendships.

4. Parenting and the Challenge of Acknowledging Children’s Feelings

Drawing from both Alain de Botton and Dr. Becky Kennedy, Val reflects on the difficulty of not overriding their daughter’s emotions with forced optimism or “fixing” ([41:31], [44:22]).
The ongoing tension between wanting to nurture and needing to set boundaries is explored through parenting stories ([43:16]).

5. Modern Meritocracy, Gender, and Social Status

They discuss how the relentless focus on "what do you do?" at gatherings replaces the old question of "who are your people?"—and how both serve as exclusionary status games ([28:05], [31:46]).
Female worth is also tied to looks when “job snobbery” isn’t available, something Valerie points out with frustration ([35:20]).

Quote

"What women lack in success, they can make up their worth in how their bodies look."
— Valerie, [35:20]

6. Relationship Dynamics, Wounds, and Healing

Using their own relationship, Pete and Val unpack how each chose a partner with enough similarity to early caregivers to “fix what was broken” in safer, healthier ways ([64:39], [65:03], [67:11]).
They dive into the concept that adult love often unconsciously follows childhood pain patterns, but deep, secure relationships can re-script those narratives.

Quote

"Your wheels fit perfectly on the track of my dysfunctional understanding of love. And then you flew in it and you shot two little torpedoes down the hole and you blew it up... that's fucking emotional."
— Pete, [67:11]

7. Humor, Teasing, Openness, and Sex

The episode is peppered with silly bits—pretending to start a “What Do I Do With My Hands?” podcast ([06:24]-[08:30]), joking about butter in weird places, and riffing on podcast trends and accents.
Humor and gentle teasing are viewed as healthy ways couples can address grievances and “show how you're mad” without animosity ([72:20]).
Both believe that openness to discussing flaws, vulnerabilities, and even sexual dynamics helps prevent resentment and keeps relationships (and sex) alive ([73:34], [88:08], [89:14]).

Quote

"Admit how you're mad... most of our relationship is not resisting, but conceding, this is how I'm crazy."
— Pete, [73:34]

8. Game Night as Metaphor for Life & Psychology

The episode ends with a hilarious and insightful recounting of a game night playing "Telestrations" ([92:31]+). Pete obsesses over his perfect “bedbug” drawing being misinterpreted, which becomes a metaphor for his deep need to be seen and understood—while Valerie delights in the imperfect, group mishaps of the game.
The whole experience serves as a microcosm: Pete seeks specialness/recognition, Val seeks merging with the group, each playing out early adaptive strategies in adult life ([102:05]).

Quote

"This is what games are supposed to do, is showcase what the fuck is wrong with us."
— Pete, [103:27]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

"His voice is like, filling my butt crack with that butter, not to be eaten, just for the feeling of something very creamy." – Pete, [14:25]
(a quintessential weird/humorous Pete moment as they riff about butter)
"[Sex is] becoming more and more of a safe place to be... it's a different sex Pete and Val that comes out in that way." – Pete, [89:15]
"You want the bad drawings. It's way funnier... but I really am coming at reality from a place where I'm like, we should say bedbug. And it should be bedbug." – Pete, [97:01]; reflecting on his need for clarity, mastery, and validation.

Important Timestamps

[06:24]–[08:30]: "What Do I Do With My Hands?" parody and banter about starting new podcasts.
[19:46]–[21:58]: Alain de Botton’s influence, “job snobs” and the system of status judging.
[28:05]–[31:46]: “What do you do?” as the new social status measure, and ramifications of tying self-worth to success.
[41:31]–[45:10]: Parenting dilemmas, emotional acknowledgment vs. forced optimism.
[55:38]–[58:50]: Pete’s self-examination of his need for fame/audience confirmation and how that stems from childhood.
[67:11]–[68:07]: The Death Star metaphor — relationships as healing the grooves of childhood wounds.
[72:20]–[73:34]: Teasing and humor as ways of coping with conflict in intimate relationships.
[92:31]–[103:27]: Game night as psychological metaphor; Pete’s need for recognition vs. Valerie’s love of group connection/messiness.

Tone & Atmosphere

Continuous blend of affectionate, absurdist comedy and vulnerable honesty.
Swing between high-energy riffing (singing, inside jokes, silly metaphors) and genuine self-reflection.
Both hosts model self-deprecation and couple therapy in practice.

Takeaways for Listeners

Our “weirdness”—the secret struggles, the quirks, the wounds—often stems from both societal structures and personal history.
Therapy and conversation can unpack these patterns, and humor is a vital tool for transformation.
Relationships serve as both magnifying glass and healing ground for all our “weird” stuff—if we let ourselves be seen and practice loving each other’s messiness.

Recommended If You Like:
Armchair Expert, Esther Perel’s “Where Should We Begin?”, Brene Brown, therapy-centric podcasts, self-examination with a shot of offbeat humor.

Summary by Assistant.