Transcript
A (0:00)
Folks, my new graphic novel, a Tall tale of the Old Westland New wave, is out for pre order now. I've been working on this for 25 years. It's a dark comedy with a shiny exterior. Please check it out@unwantedbook.com. Good afternoon. Michael Malice here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour. This is the episode I look forward to every year. There's going to be a lot of chortling from two shylords, because with us today is Count Dankula, who is a streamer free speech martyr. They wanted to put you away because you taught your dog how to do a Roman salute. And proud Scotsman. I hope you had a fun Easter and hope everyone watching this who celebrates it had a great Easter as well. Dank. Count Dankula is the name. Dank. I have to ask, you look like you've lost a ton of weight. Are you hitting that Ozempic?
B (1:16)
I'm not an Ozempic. I've been accused of Ozempic. No, I just went through a shit divorce, you know. That does it. Oh, no, it's fine. I'm good now. I've been. I'm at the gym, like all the time now and all that. I've lost all the weight.
A (1:28)
That's great.
B (1:29)
Yeah, yeah, I'm always in the gym. I've got like my deadlift set next to me. Yeah, yeah, we've got. We've got a leftocracy here in the office. Basically, if you're not at the top of the board, you're a like. So. Yeah, I'm just. I just work out all the time now
A (1:48)
and I think that's smart and good for everyone watching this because I, you know, getting into shape and losing the weight is just. You're a dad, so that's something you have to think about as well. Like being there for a long time.
B (1:58)
Yeah, I was a. I was a fat for like a good while as well. Really. Yeah. So I've managed to lose it, although I don't even have the saggy stomach or anything. So I got lucky.
A (2:07)
Oh, you are lucky, because I lose skin. It's Ethan Supply. You might know him. People watch him. He's been a guest in the show. He was at £400. He was the world's fattest junkie because he was a heroin addict, but still managed to put on the weight and he's lost it all.
B (2:20)
As a Scotsman, that's impressive. Like, I don't know how the. You put on weight while you're on a heroin
A (2:28)
that's style. Yeah.
B (2:31)
You was eaten.
A (2:36)
