Michael Malice (18:37)
One of the greatest things that's ever happened to me in my life, my very, very sad life, is I got to be an underwear model. That's right. Michael Malice underwear model. It's going to be on my tombstone because I have no other measurable accomplishments. And that underwear company is Sheath Underwear. And what makes Sheath Underwear so special is they've got their dual pouch technology, their patented dual pouch technology because they have one pouch for one part of your male anatomy, another part for the other part of male anatomy. You put them on, you put them in there. You're like, what's going on here? And you are going to be happier than ever. Your boys will be thanking you. By the way, that show is really jumping the shark Sheath underwear will always be there for you because it supports you so you can stay cool in a hot environment, but also keeps you comfortable and dry in cold environments. Because it's snug, it's holding onto your. You know, I don't have to mention it. This is a family show, except everyone's an incel but they have parents, so I guess that's a family. Sheath also uses materials like bamboo and mesh for even more cooling comfort. It gets hot here in Austin in the summer, as you can imagine, but I'm clean as a whistle with my sheath underwear. They also have bamboo shirts. I wear those to the gym. They've got hoodies, which will not be allowed in my home. Go to sheath.com, use promo code Malice to get 20% off that sheath.com promo code M A L I C E for 20% off. Support the underwear that supports you. Support the underwear that has made me a coveted and beloved underwear model, which means I'm better than normal people in this specific context. And that's only because sheath is the best underwear there is. You know, you've heard me talk about this for years and you're like, I don't know, try it. You get 20% off and you'd be like, okay, Malice is right on this one thing. And that's fine. I stand by it. 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I'm a mess in other ways, but this I got. Unlock. Thank you. Just thrive. Let's get back to the show. I remember I was co authoring this book called Concierge Confidential. And he was a concierge at the Intercontinental Hotel. It was like this fancy hotel in New York. And there was this one incident which really stuck with me where he's on, there's a line, you know, behind the concierge desk. I think he's on the phone, you know, doing his job. And this wealthy woman, you know, he described as looking Diane Carroll from Dynasty comes over and she's trying to get his attention. He's like, I'll be with you in a minute. And she's strumming, you know, her fingers with a big ring on the desk, you know, exasperated. And he's, she sees he's helping other people. He's not just sitting in the corner, you know, peeing on himself. And at one point, she takes his name plate and throws it at him or throws it on the floor and it shatters. And he just says, like, look at you. Like, look. Like, look. Look what you've done. And. And his point, which was so profound to me, is this woman comes into every exchange with someone in a service position, assuming you could feel through her pores that they're going to be an idiot and incompetent. And then it becomes entirely self fulfilling because why would I in a service position want to validate this horrible. I just want to get her out of my hair. And I'm not going to get a thank you or a please, she's just obnoxious. But from her self validating perspective, it's always everybody else's fault.
