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Jesse Kelly (0:00)
Why have I asked my electrician I found on Angie.com to bury my pet hamster?
Michael Malice (0:03)
I was so moved by how carefully
Jesse Kelly (0:04)
he buried my electrical wires, I knew I could trust him to bury my sweet nibbles after his untimely end.
Michael Malice (0:09)
This is very strange, Angie, the one
Jesse Kelly (0:11)
you trust to find the ones you trust.
Michael Malice (0:12)
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Michael Malice (1:03)
Foreign Good afternoon. Michael Malice here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour. Guys, I can promise you one thing. Even if you don't learn one single thing from this week's episode, why should that change? You're in for an hour of tackling the likes of what you haven't seen since the Saturday morning cartoon where all the super villains get together and chortle about their plans. Our guest this week might be one of the favorite people who I've never actually met. We've never been in a room together. We probably wouldn't fit in the room together. Jesse Kelly host, the Jesse Kelly Show. You have a new e book out that I thought was really funny that I want to talk to you about. I want to get the name right here. It's called Jesse Kelly's Little Red Book. It's available. Available@jesse kelly.com for free. Do you know who Tom woods is?
Jesse Kelly (1:48)
Yeah, of course.
Michael Malice (1:48)
Well, I mean that, that's a shtick is Tom's free e books because he can't, he can't even give them away. So I'm sad to say you're following in his very failed footsteps. This is you also the author which people can and should buy the Anti Communist Manifesto. Jesse, why should people read this book? Tell me about it. This obviously rip off Chairman Mao.
Jesse Kelly (2:13)
Yeah, of course. Well, I mean, you shouldn't. I mean, it's just terrible. No, I'm kidding. It was to insult the Chinese, the Chicoms, to be specific, for one. Obviously, that's why we called it the Little Red Book because it's the most obvious play on what Mao did with the cultural revolution. I wrote the Anti Communist Manifesto. It's the only book I've ever written. I don't think I'll ever write another one. I hate writing. I think it's just Terrible. I'm terrible at it. I don't like it. But I had other things that I wanted to say when it was done.
