Transcript
Dr. Schlock (Chelsea Weber Smith) (0:12)
Welcome mortals to a ghoulish night of phantoms and monsters. A hellish parade of otherworldly horrors brought to you by me, your ghost master of the evening, Dr. Schlock, known to the uninitiated as Chelsea Webersmith, my beautiful assistant. This evening, Sarah Marshall will allow me to perform unspeakable terrors upon her for the entertainment of you, my precious innocent sacrificial lambs. Tonight I will be presenting to you an informative look at the history of my midnight ghost shows. Campy, ghostly, gory performances that from the 1930s to the 1960s accompanied horror movies in theaters. A combination of a spiritualist seance and a stationary haunted house. Beware. This show contains descriptions of hella fake violence and you may not make it out alive of this twisted amusement. Dr. Schlock's camp of the damned right here in the. You're wrong about theater. I am thrilled and chilled to the bone to make this unbelievable announcement. Sarah Marshall will be hosting a brand new eight part miniseries from the CBC on the past, the present and the future of the satanic panic. The podcast is called the devil you know and is premiering on October 20th.
Chelsea Weber Smith (2:16)
Pause for gasps and roaring applause.
Dr. Schlock (Chelsea Weber Smith) (2:21)
Let me also remind you, if you love your wrongabout, you can become a patron@patreon patreon.com your wrongabout or Apple+ to get bonus episodes every month. Most recently you can learn about the history of one of my ex girlfriends, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Brought to you by another mistress of the dark, but sadly not my ex girlfriend, Eve Lindley. Oh, and stay tuned for a new bonus episode with another beautiful beast of the underworld, Jamie Loftus, called the year of the bimbo. May I humbly, indulgently recommend previous episodes of your wrongabout, co hosted by me, last year's Halloween special, Corn mazes, the Donner Party and killer clowns. Oh, and over at my own haunted home, the American Hysteria podcast, you can hear Sarah's presentation on spontaneous human combustion out on October 20th. The hypnotizing music in this episode was produced and performed, formed by our resident rat kings, Miranda Zippler and A.J. mcKinley of Magpie Cinema Club. Now thank you my fiendish friends, for listening to this unhinged introduction by me, Dr. Schlock, in preparation for my camp of the damned. So without further ado, I would like, if you, if I may, to take you on a strange journey into the haunted historical heart of the midnight Ghost show. And remember, anything can happen when the lights go dark. You may even Discover a ghost sitting right beside you.
Sarah Marshall (4:51)
Welcome, all you ghoul cats and kittens, to American. Oh, wait, we're on my show. Keep it in. What a great mistake. Welcome to youo're Wrong about. This is definitely my show and not American Hysteria. But, Kelsey, you and I get together to talk about goblins and ghouls and ghosts so often that it's hard to remember because my house is your house and your house is my house. I hope my house is definitely your house.
