279: Shocking Record Breaking Facts

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 279: Shocking Record Breaking Facts

Host/Authors: Zane and Heath
Release Date: April 15, 2025
Description: Welcome to Zane and Heath: UNIFLTERED BABY!!!!

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In Episode 279 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, titled "Shocking Record Breaking Facts", hosts Zane and Heath dive into a whirlwind of intriguing discussions, ranging from internet prank culture to unprecedented traffic jams, all while sharing their personal experiences and insights. This episode is packed with humor, thoughtful commentary, and memorable moments that highlight the duo's dynamic chemistry.

1. The Evolution of Pranks and Internet Culture

The episode kicks off with a deep dive into the world of internet pranks. Zane, Heath, and their friends discuss how April Fools' Day pranks have evolved, particularly with the rise of platforms like TikTok and YouTube. They express concern over the quality and impact of modern pranks, noting a decline in their humor and the increasing tendency to provoke genuine fear in unsuspecting victims.

• Heath on Modern Pranks: "If you're going to go somewhere and make people scared shitless for their own sense of safety, sorry, you're a fudgeing dick." [07:23]

They highlight the emergence of pranksters who intentionally disturb public spaces, such as a kid in TikTok who disrupts quiet zones in stores, garnering millions of views but causing real distress among bystanders.

• Matt on Prank Success Metrics: "I also don't see, like, a number of views as success. It depends on what you're with the numbers." [09:09]

The conversation shifts to the psychological effects of cringe-worthy content, exploring why certain videos cause secondhand embarrassment and how this trend affects both creators and viewers.

2. Unprecedented Traffic Jams: Fact vs. Fiction

Transitioning from the darker side of internet pranks, the hosts delve into record-breaking traffic jams around the world. Heath presents several astonishing statistics, blending fact with humorous exaggeration.

• Heath on German Traffic Jam: "The second worst traffic jam of all time happened about 34 years ago... 18 billion cars in a traffic jam across from Germany. It’s crazy because that is New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, and Phoenix combined." [22:55]

While the number "18 billion cars" is hyperbolic, it underscores the severity of traffic congestion and its societal impacts. They discuss historical traffic jams, such as a 109-mile-long jam in France during the late '80s and a 12-day standstill in China in 2010 caused by unexpected road projects and an influx of coal truckers.

• Heath on Chinese Traffic Jam: "This lasted for 12 days... Some people leave their cars and set up markets, turning the traffic jam into a temporary community." [23:53]

The hosts reflect on human resilience and adaptability in such extreme conditions, imagining scenarios where people turn traffic jams into social gatherings or entrepreneurial ventures.

3. Gaming Nostalgia and Technological Advances

Bringing a lighter mood, Zane and Heath reminisce about their gaming days, particularly focusing on the Nintendo Switch 2 and the nostalgia surrounding GameCube games.

• Heath on Mario Kart World: "The new Mario Kart kind of looks insane... It's like open world, driving to the next race instead of teleporting." [30:44]

They discuss the shift from physical game purchases to digital downloads, lamenting the loss of tangible game collections and the inability to resell games like they used to with GameStop.

• Zane on Digital vs. Physical Games: "Now you download a game, you can't uninstall it and get money back... You're leasing the game to have it on your." [32:25]

The conversation highlights the bittersweet nature of technological progress—enthusiasm for new gaming features tempered by nostalgia for past experiences.

4. Haircuts, Personal Style, and Salon Experiences

A recurring theme in the episode is the hosts' relationship with haircuts and personal grooming. Zane, Heath, and Matt share their anxieties and humorous anecdotes about visiting hair salons, changing stylists, and maintaining their hairstyles.

• Matt on Haircut Anxiety: "I feel like I could... remove a video off the Internet... but with haircuts, if they don't like it, you just pick a new place." [48:15]

Heath discusses the emotional vulnerability associated with letting someone else modify his appearance, emphasizing the difficulty in finding a trusted hairstylist.

• Heath on Changing Stylists: "I have to wear them out. So now I only look for used hats, used vintage hats." [15:24]

The discussion extends to the aesthetics of hair styling, the challenges hairstylists face, and the personal significance of maintaining a consistent look.

5. Privacy Concerns: Home Security Cameras and Personal Space

The conversation takes a turn towards privacy and surveillance, with the hosts debating the pros and cons of having security cameras in one's home. They explore the psychological impact of being constantly monitored and the balance between safety and personal privacy.

• Matt on Home Cameras: "You're being recorded, or you're being seen right now. So just some privacy, just let them." [57:25]

Heath raises concerns about the intrusive nature of internal cameras, likening it to the dystopian surveillance depicted in Black Mirror.

• Heath on Interior Cameras: "Dude, then it sounds like Black fucking Mirror... It feels really off knowing someone can watch you." [56:23]

The hosts ponder the necessity of cameras, suggesting that while exterior cameras enhance security, interior ones may cross ethical boundaries.

6. Personal Health Updates and Resilience

Towards the latter part of the episode, Heath shares his recent struggles with illness, detailing his battle with a sore throat and subsequent medical tests for strep, flu, and mono.

• Heath on Illness: "I woke up with a sore throat and I was immediately like, oh, my gosh, I have strep... It tested negative for strep... they gave me antibiotics... it was like mono." [64:15]

The hosts empathize with Heath's experience, discussing the importance of recognizing symptoms and the challenges of maintaining physical health amidst their busy lives.

7. Aging, Sports, and Staying in Your Lane

As the conversation winds down, the trio reflects on aging and the shifts in their interests and abilities, particularly concerning sports and physical activities. They humorously acknowledge their reduced capacity for high-energy pursuits and the wisdom in sticking to activities that match their current selves.

• Matt on Aging and Sports: "I think we need to like really stay in our own lane. Like do what you like and you're good at that... but I sound like a boring old man saying that." [69:22]

They discuss the inevitability of physical decline and the importance of adapting to maintain both health and happiness.

Notable Quotes:

• Heath on Pranks: "But it's not fun because it's a prank. And are pranks really that funny? No, they really aren't." [07:17]

• Matt on Traffic Jams: "That's the type of situation where you just, you know, you leave your car and you just start walking." [23:23]

• Zane on Digital Games: "Now you download a game, you can't uninstall it and get money back." [32:25]

• Heath on Home Security: "Dude, then it sounds like Black fucking Mirror." [56:23]

• Heath on Illness: "Tested negative for everything... it was like mono." [64:15]

Concluding Thoughts

Episode 279 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered masterfully blends humor with insightful commentary, tackling a diverse array of topics from the superficial (hat sizes) to the profound (privacy and personal health). Zane and Heath engage listeners with their candid conversations, relatable anecdotes, and thoughtful analysis of modern societal trends. Whether discussing the evolution of pranks, the chaos of historical traffic jams, or the nuances of personal grooming, the hosts create an engaging and enlightening narrative that resonates with both long-time fans and new listeners alike.

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Transcript

[Zane]

Get it, boy.

[Heath]

Get into it.

[Zane]

Push it into the gums. Wow. My man is on 18 milligrams.

[Matt]

All right, let's go.

[Heath]

You just spit it out or did you just put it in or do you just put it in your mouth for a little bit?

[Matt]

No, no, I'm done with it.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

My head looked bad in this.

[Heath]

Do you have a larger than normal head?

[Matt]

I would say I have a large than. Larger than normal normal head for sure.

[Zane]

Everybody else would say that too, about me.

[Matt]

Go yourself.

[Heath]

I guess I feel like I have an average head.

[Matt]

Like you have a pretty average head.

[Heath]

Well, I just bought a hat recently and it was a size xl.

[Zane]

What's your. What's your size? What's your hat size?

[Heath]

Who knows Hat sizes, like seven and a quarter.

[Matt]

Like normally hat sizes aren't on a site when you're buying them.

[Heath]

I guess I don't really hat.

[Matt]

Oh, that's how you know. Because cowboy hats will have the size.

[Zane]

On it or like even like the hats back in the day, like, used to be fitted. You remember, like lids, like.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

There wasn't a strap in the back.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

No, there would.

[Heath]

Yeah, I know.

[Matt]

But you really could be.

[Heath]

But then you look like Fred Durst when you had it around, like front, which was like. I mean. Yeah. It was a vibe, I guess. I never bought those.

[Matt]

I wish I could wear hats like that. Those are what dad hats, right?

[Heath]

Yeah, sure.

[Matt]

Dad hats.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You want to see what it looks like on my head? I wish I could wear hats like that. Terrible. Look what this hat looks like on my head.

[Mariah]

Wow. You're a totally different person.

[Matt]

It's just awful.

[Heath]

Like a character in backyard baseball.

[Matt]

I know, I know. And then backwards hat. Don't even get me started. I looked better when I was like fatter. It just worked better. Like anyhow, it just worked better on me.

[Zane]

Just kind of went with the vibe.

[Heath]

Yeah, you made it work.

[Zane]

I want to see you in one of those. The. These. You know what I mean? The. This hat.

[Heath]

Okay. Yeah. Like a news.

[Zane]

There's no. There's no gap here. It just goes like from here to here. Like from. Oh.

[Matt]

So like a golf hat that. Yeah, it's a golf hat.

[Zane]

Zane, I want to see you in that so bad.

[Matt]

I. I don't look good in it. My dad. My dad used to wear those all the time because he, like, you know, my dad, he wants to look like he's from like France. So he'll wear it like the haha. Like he loves wearing it and it looks good on him, but it doesn't look good on me.

[Zane]

But that hat looks like the shape of your head.

[Heath]

So I feel.

[Matt]

Because it looks like the shape of my head does not mean it will look.

[Zane]

I feel like it's going to complement.

[Matt]

No, Heath, you'd be surprised. I'll look more like so my. Because my face goes like this. So with that hat, it'll just look like a croissant.

[Zane]

Yeah, it'll match with.

[Matt]

No, no, it would not match with it. It actually will accentuate my croissant.

[Zane]

No. Yeah. Maybe you'd end up looking like the guy from Courage, the Cowardly dog.

[Matt]

It's a mission. When I like to find a hat, you're right. I'll be at like a random gas station. I'll be like, oh my God. And I'll put on my head. It's like fits perfect and it's. There'll be like a two dollar hat and I don't care what it has on the front. It can say anything on the front.

[Zane]

Yeah, I'll buy it.

[Matt]

Because finding a hat that fits my head is rare.

[Heath]

It's like finding a goal the worst online. When you fall in love with like a vintage looking hat, you go, that looks sick. And then you put that on, you're like, no, damn it. Like, that ain't it.

[Matt]

And that's it. With anything, with any clothing, if there's something that's so sick you put it on, it just does not want to fit your body. Right.

[Zane]

If that's one thing about hats though, if it doesn't work one day, it will never work. It's not like a pair of pants. You're like, oh, if I lost like a couple more pounds, oh yeah, they'll fit me and I'll look good in it.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

A hat, if it doesn't look good, it will never look good.

[Heath]

No, but true.

[Zane]

Just like that's it.

[Matt]

But he. Like I said, remember when we were talking about hats where a new hats never look good on me. I have to wear them out. You guys put them on the mannequin head to stretch them out. So now I only look for used hats, used vintage hats.

[Zane]

There's like certain clothing items that like I feel like people can tell if it's you or not you.

[Matt]

Yeah, I was, I was actually, I was talking to Danielle about this. It's funny the way we pack when we're leaving the country for the first time. For the first time, like imagine like you've never been out of the country and you're going to London, the way you'll, like, pack and dress. Peoats. These weird hats. You're completely unlike yourself. You try to never wear that. Your identity just, like, decides, oh, you.

[Zane]

Get to try out different styles.

[Heath]

Oh. Even when I'm, like, planning out what to wear at Coachella, I'm just like, o. I'm going to have a little bit of fun, a little bit of flair.

[Matt]

But then you get there and you're like, oh. Oh, this is weird. Everybody knows. Everybody can see through the. And now. So now whenever we try, like, we leave the country, I know in my head that I'm going to dress exactly the way I would dress in the house. Just be comfortable, because comfort is more important.

[Heath]

Preach. Should we run that intro?

[Matt]

No, let's keep going.

[Zane]

Baby.

[Matt]

Let's go. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zan.

[Zane]

I'm Heath.

[Heath]

I'm Matt.

[Mariah]

I'm Mariah.

[Matt]

And you are in for a ride. This episode's gonna be crazy. This is a crazy, crazy episode. You know why?

[Heath]

Tell. Tell them, Zane.

[Matt]

You know what?

[Heath]

Yeah, tell him.

[Matt]

Because this episode is just like every other episode this year. Just. Just a bunch of.

[Zane]

Just to be fair, Zane did walk in and go, I want to talk today.

[Matt]

I want to talk. Let's. Okay, all right. Let's play the game. Ring of fire, right? Yeah. First name that pops in your head. Go. First name, go.

[Zane]

Danielle.

[Matt]

Danielle. Perfect. Let's talk about Danielle.

[Heath]

The. The dndl or just any Danielle.

[Matt]

We know my roommate Danielle and my friend. Okay, what can we say about her? She.

[Heath]

It can only be bad things, right?

[Matt]

Only bad things. Only bad.

[Heath]

Damn. Damn. Because all I can say is just give her a good compliment. Her room looks really great.

[Matt]

It does look really nice.

[Heath]

She changed it up.

[Matt]

She used to be all, like, white gal, like, white carpet, white bed, white walls, and now it looks like a. I.

[Heath]

She has a very good color palette going on. Everything's very cohesive.

[Matt]

I would say it's a very bohemian.

[Heath]

Sure, sure. But not like, okay.

[Matt]

Bohemian'S so nice.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

I kind of want my house to be kind of, like, half bohemian, half, like, Persian.

[Heath]

Yeah, okay.

[Matt]

Just. Just a little. Little bit of Arab twist in it.

[Zane]

Arab boho. Okay.

[Matt]

Arab boho.

[Zane]

Yes, that would be nice.

[Heath]

April fools just happened yesterday. Did you guys get it fooled at all? Did anything get you throughout the day? Like, because, you know, on April Fool's Day, every brand wants to, you know, put out some quirky thing. So old stop in your place and be like, wait, what they're doing like a marshmallow pizza down at Pizza.

[Matt]

I've seen it all. There's literally no brand that can really get. And now I feel like they've been doing it now days, either before or after.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's not how it works. You can't do April Fools a week early.

[Matt]

The thing is that you can and you should, because everybody's expecting on April fool. So it's not fun. You know what I mean? If I was a brain, I'm doing it a week before. I'm gonna really get everybody.

[Zane]

The whole thing about April Fools is you get to play. Play this prank because it's a specific day.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But it's not fun because it's a prank. And are pranks really that funny? No, they really aren't.

[Matt]

When did it stop being funny?

[Heath]

I don't.

[Matt]

I feel like pranks were like. Pranks stopped being funny maybe like 8.

[Zane]

Years ago with Fouseytube and Vitali and like, all of like the prank youtubers after Punked.

[Mariah]

When punked, that was once every little.

[Heath]

Teenager got a camera and realized he could upload it onto just YouTube and do his own little, like, prank video, like all the greats. Then it crossed the line. There's this one fucking kid on TikTok. I really wish I could say his fucking name, but I just.

[Zane]

Jack Doherty.

[Heath]

No, Jack dy. That. That kid's a little shit. But this kid, this is like another little in the making. He goes into, like, stores. Okay. It could be grocery stores.

[Matt]

I know. I know you sporting good stores.

[Heath]

And he'll go in an aisle that nobody else is there and scream bloody murder. Like. Like, help. O God, he's got me. Like, it is someone being beaten to death. And people will rush into his aisle. And he goes, where's that coming from? And then they start going around all the other aisles. He was like, well, I heard it over here. I heard it over here. Freaks people out. And just films the reactions. He'll then go in public, like a bunch of people in a nice, calm shopping center eating dinner outside on a patio. Sunday night families just.

[Matt]

I'm piece. I'm visualizing it. All right?

[Heath]

He'll just get out his phone and just fucking yell and curse, like bloody. On the phone to somebody.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Fucking cussing families. Just people trying to enjoy their fucking night.

[Matt]

But there's no. There's nothing to it. There's no like a.

[Zane]

It's a shock fact.

[Matt]

It's just shock.

[Heath]

Look at this kid's page. He's getting 12 million views. And listen, I'm not going to go hate on you because you're having success on the Internet. It's what you're doing where you're just genuinely disturbing the piece. And I also.

[Matt]

I also don't see, like, a number of views as success. Like, it depends on what. What you're with the. With those numbers, to me, because, I mean, any of us can, like, anybody can do that and get a ton of. Yeah.

[Heath]

I just don't want to seem like I'm just a hater.

[Matt]

No, because. No, they're causing. They're causing, like, havoc and like, while people are trying to live.

[Heath]

That's, like, that's sad because we live in such a time where there's, like, just shootings. People are also scared of shootings all the time. People run and scatter all the time. Because we live in this day and age. And if you're going to go somewhere and make people scared shitless for their own sense of safety. Sorry, you're a fudgeing dick.

[Matt]

That's true. That's.

[Zane]

Yeah, there's a few people, too. I don't like. There's this one person, I don't even remember their name, but they are in Home Depot and they just, like, mess with, like, elderly people. And I can't stand that.

[Matt]

They'll, like, example. What?

[Zane]

They'll, like, throw stuff, like dirt or mulch, like, up in the air or over, like, a shelf and, like, land on these old people. And then they're, like, looking up or they'll get, like, wet from something, like.

[Matt]

Oh, you're talking about the guy in the store. He'll, like, he'll just do this and then he'll.

[Zane]

Look, there's a few people that do it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And I'm just like, you know where it started?

[Matt]

I feel like that whole trend started when that. Remember the kid with a milk gallon slamming would just slam it and then slip. I feel like that's really where it started because that was the first time I really saw, like, people acting up in grocery stores. The only one that I like in grocery stores that is so harmless and I love it so much is that guy that goes up to random people and he'll start conversations, acting like they know them or.

[Heath]

Yeah, don't act like, you know. You don't know me. Yeah, yeah. You don't remember. When do you remember? And they're like.

[Matt]

But it's like, very harmless and nice conversations, and it actually, like, makes their day, too. Yes, I like that.

[Zane]

Those are cute. But then there's also another person that'll go up and tell a joke that doesn't make any sense. And the other person will just, like, laugh out of, like, the awkwardness of, like.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Just to make the guy that, like, he. He talks in gibberish or.

[Zane]

No, no, no. He'll just, like, go up and be like, hey, guys, that's good, too, that one.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's a good one, too.

[Heath]

Bassmaster.

[Matt]

Oh, is that him?

[Mariah]

That's harmless and funny. And he gets a really good reaction every time.

[Heath]

He be like, hot now with a compound puma. Shake it. A chase chicken. And they're like, huh? Bartle do. I'm sorry, what, sir? Bartle do. Do you know Bartle do, like, brilliant. I.

[Matt]

So good.

[Zane]

But what. So the guy, he'll just go up and, like, say this joke, and then people will, like, pity laugh and, like, just be like. He's like, you get it? And they're like, yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it. And he's like, explain it. And then they're like, oh, you see?

[Matt]

Now you cross the line you made. It goes from harmless.

[Zane]

But it's really funny to watch people then, like, who pity laughed that for something that didn't make sense. And then they're like, can you explain?

[Heath]

I scroll that video. I get.

[Matt]

I can't watch this. Can you watch, like, a cringe fest? I can either, like, kill Tony. I like, I'll sit there. I'm like, I can't. I can't. I just can't watch it. It's so.

[Heath]

Yeah. I have my boundaries of things.

[Matt]

Like, you know what it is, is this is. Do you think this has to do with. Because when. If we see a video of ourselves cringe, you, like, freak out. You're like. Or if something's cringy of you, you freak out so that you can't watch other people.

[Mariah]

I just think it's sympathy or it's just, like, bad.

[Matt]

Just feel bad.

[Mariah]

It's truly secondhand embarrassment.

[Matt]

Yeah, exactly.

[Heath]

For people. Because you have a heart and you don't want to people in a moment that you would not want to experience for yourself. So, yeah, you, like.

[Matt]

There's times where I feel like I feel like I could. If I was a genie, I would. The wishes I would grant are like, remove a video off the Internet and make everybody forget about this video of this person. Like, just to. Oh, like being embarrassed on the Internet. Like, that is so.

[Heath]

Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina. Let's vote. Just vote.

[Mariah]

Like ocean facts.

[Matt]

Who's fish girl?

[Mariah]

Oh, that's another line that she says.

[Heath]

Damn, I don't know. That's not part of my.

[Mariah]

Like, can I quiz you on ocean facts?

[Heath]

Oh, is that why she's called fish girl?

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Oh, I just know. Nina. Nina.

[Mariah]

I know I'm gonna be out, so just.

[Matt]

She's the. She's same one that does fish facts.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Nina just.

[Matt]

Well, that's the thing with these jubilee videos. You know how reality TV shows like Netflix. Those Netflix shows, when they're doing. When they're looking at auditions, they're not looking at all funny people are all perfect people for. They're looking at people that, like, are bad. Like, bad on camera. Awkward.

[Heath]

Humiliate.

[Matt]

That will humiliate themselves. Exactly. I. There's something about that that's just so awful, too.

[Zane]

They knew there was going to be something that was.

[Matt]

Oh, people are going to make fun of her. We're going to have her on the video.

[Heath]

It's just. It's sad when, like, you could do one thing that makes you get off the Internet for years. Like, yeah, she's now back and is able to, like, laugh about it and stuff. But. Yeah. Or that guy who was like, I want to be the next SNL cast member. And he had that one big rap that he, like, was, like, trying to get on snl. Oh. Like, it just went viral. Everyone was like, buddy, this ain't it. And he, like. It's just. He's still, like, off the Internet, like, a little bit. It's kind of sad.

[Matt]

It's crazy.

[Zane]

It's hard to come back. Like, once you. Like, once you feel like that, you're so removed and done, and then to come back, you got to be like, I gotta do something unbelievable to make a return because people are gonna be okay.

[Matt]

It just. You just. You just got bullied from being cringy. That sucks. I'd rather be canceled.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Melting in my seat, thinking about cringe.

[Heath]

You kind of come back at icon.

[Matt]

Like, yes, but you have to, like, yeah, you have to make it work.

[Heath]

Is dust to dust. Like you. You rise back. It's like a phoenix. Like, you go so hard. It's like, ooh. But everyone's like, but where are they? Come back. We need an update. It's crazy. The Internet. We will revive the people that we were like, nah, pretty crazy.

[Matt]

Who's someone that, like, has been gone since. Of something really embarrassing that we all, like. I can't. Like. I know, I know. Like, years. Like, a few years ago, there was a lot of People like that want.

[Heath]

To go, instead of giving them a freaking packet, yo, you gotta be teaching them face to face.

[Zane]

People love him.

[Heath]

The future of this generation.

[Matt]

Or I think they liked him right now.

[Heath]

But where is that guy? Give him a show. I want to see him talk about more things because then for years no one could find him. And then sure enough, he's working on a construction site one day and he's yelling at one of his co workers and somebody catches him on video and they're like, that's the freaking packet, kid.

[Matt]

I wish there was, I wish there was a section on TikTok where you could click it. And the only videos up there are videos of people introducing themselves after like a really viral moment of that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I've always, I always want to find people that have moments like that and I just want to go to the channel or watch a video of theirs to see like, because that guy is probably on Tik Tok. You just haven't even.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Searching for it.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

Do you think anybody has watched this podcast from prison?

[Matt]

I don't. You can't watch it from prison. Like on the underwear.

[Heath]

No, no.

[Matt]

I know if they sneak. If they like sneak in.

[Heath]

But you could be at like a very like, like high.

[Zane]

A lot of them get like iPads.

[Heath]

Yeah. You still get access.

[Matt]

So you do get access to WI fi.

[Zane]

Maybe it's like summer camp.

[Matt]

I didn't.

[Heath]

I thought that it was like you could play Club Penguin.

[Matt]

No, you can't play Club Penguin. But I didn't think you had access to like the Internet.

[Heath]

It's like school kinda like where it's.

[Matt]

Like very secured and protected.

[Heath]

Secure. You can search certain YouTube videos. I. I'm not saying, once again, all prisons, a lot of prisons are terrible. But I.

[Zane]

It was also like different intensities. Like.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Between like jail and like prison.

[Heath]

It all depends on a certain type of situation. You're.

[Matt]

If you go to jail, what would you go to jail for?

[Heath]

Oh my gosh. What would I go to jail for? It would have to be a stupid crime. Probably insider trading. I bought something that.

[Matt]

Insider trading.

[Heath]

I bought something that somebody told me to buy.

[Zane]

Were you saying like that could happen, like, realistically or what I would want to go to jail for?

[Matt]

No, no, it's more like I just.

[Heath]

Took that as like my fit. Like it's.

[Zane]

It's what could be a possibility if.

[Heath]

I had to go to prison for something like that or it was something would be like out of protest. Like I snuck into Sea World to try to rescue the. Rescue Shamu.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Hell yeah. Lock me up for that.

[Zane]

Let's go.

[Matt]

So, Heath, I feel like since you like, you love like the Robin Hood, I feel like for you it's more like insider trading.

[Zane]

Yeah, I would probably. Something like that. I mean, I mean, if I got tipped off, I'm like that. That's what's.

[Matt]

I'd be way too. I still will never understand the fine line of that whole world. It makes no sense.

[Zane]

The whole thing is really silly. But if I was to go to jail for a crime. Street racing.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah. Just put a little too much. Too much metal to the pedal.

[Zane]

Yeah, that'd probably be like, a realistic. Like, I don't drive crazy anymore. But, like, I. When I was younger, I did, like, double the speed limit and got pulled over, and that was, like, really bad. Oh, you can go to jail. You can get your car impounded for doing, like, double the. What is it? I think it's, like, 30 miles an hour over the speed limit. You can technically go to jail for something.

[Matt]

Speeding is a good one. Drunk. Drunk. Indecent exposure. Yes, that's me. Indecent exposure.

[Heath]

So you did it to be silly, but you didn't realize a child was, like, behind you?

[Matt]

No, I don't think. Indecent exposure doesn't mean a child is around you.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

That's just in a public place.

[Heath]

So you were, like, what, doing something for the bit you want to take? You, like, mooning someone?

[Matt]

It's more like maybe we're at the beach and we're at a corner, and, like, we're not around a lot of people, and I get naked for a shot, and then my friends take my clothes from me and they run. So I have to run through a crowd, and I, like, would run through a crowd to get my clothes back. Like, I'm not gonna just sit there.

[Heath]

Got it.

[Matt]

So for me, it's that. That is a perfect crime that I think I would land myself in.

[Heath]

Have we talked about this before?

[Matt]

This is my first time.

[Heath]

No, no, no. Okay, my bad. I feel like. Never mind. Maybe I feel like I've heard you say that exact same thing.

[Matt]

Really?

[Zane]

Maybe.

[Heath]

Maybe I'm tripping.

[Matt]

We'll run it. Run it back. Yeah. Mariah, can you actually go through all the episodes and try to find them?

[Mariah]

I'm doing it as we start.

[Heath]

Beautiful. Speaking of cars, you talked about, you know, things going fast and stuff. I was, you know, getting kind of sucked into thinking about traffic jams and, like, what the worst traffic jams of all time are. It's pretty fucking.

[Matt]

What do you mean? Like, because of a long situation or so?

[Heath]

You know, it sucks when you're. Traffic jam. No one wants to be in a traffic jam for more than 20 minutes, for more than 30 minutes, for more than an hour. But I was so curious, like, globally, what has been the worst traffic jam that has ever happened?

[Matt]

And you mean, like, time length, where, like, people were stuck on the same highway, moving very Slow for an entire. Is that. Is that what you mean?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

Exactly. In that traffic jam. All right. Seeing how many people. The third one, I can't remember what the top third one was, but I know that it lasted. I think it was in France, and it was 109 miles long.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

That was, like, one of the longest one that these people were in the jam for was just straight up 109 miles. I think that was 109 miles, late 80s. Now, this one, I thought was really interesting. The second worst traffic jam of all time happened about 34 years ago, April 12th of 1990. Actually, 25 years ago, right after east and West Berlin were united, because you remember how, like. Yes, sorry, Germany used to be divided. Yes. The. The. The Berlin Wall or whatever. Anyways, all those people from one side of Germany went around Easter time, came, wanted to go to that side of Germany and to celebrate, and they've never been able to. And there were so many cars. Okay, guess this is the number of vehicles that were in this traffic jam. Around 18 million cars. No.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

18 billion cars in a traffic jam across from Germany. And it's crazy because that is New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, and Phoenix combined.

[Mariah]

How long were they stuck there?

[Heath]

Oh, for. I'm pretty sure, like, days. Days. Days.

[Matt]

That's the type of where you just, you know, you leave your car and you just start walking. I'm just surpr. Up.

[Zane]

You give up, and then you don't.

[Matt]

What a crazy situation where you leave your car. You're like, I will probably never see this car again. And that's fine.

[Zane]

What's really scary and kind of crazy to think about is that people probably did do that, but then once people do start to leave their car, it probably just stays a traffic jam because then, like, you want to go back and get it, but if other people didn't go back and get theirs, it's.

[Heath]

Kind of like, yeah, you.

[Matt]

You have to stay. You have to say your car, like.

[Heath]

Running out of gas as well, too. Navigate it all around.

[Zane]

That was the number two.

[Heath]

Number two. The worst. The worst happened in August of 2010.

[Matt]

Coachella 2017.

[Heath]

It happened in China. And I believe this had happened because they were doing some, like, road projects. They didn't expect all of these, like, coal truckers were going to come into this area as well. And there was a bunch of people, like, migrating for vacation, y'all. This lasted for 12 days.

[Zane]

Oh, well, I don't understand.

[Matt]

Cars not move. Like, just not moving at all.

[Heath]

Just some. They said they moved, like Half a mile a day.

[Mariah]

How long, how long will you wait before you're like, I gotta get out of this car. My. I, I'd be like, I gotta stand still.

[Heath]

People have like 20 minutes.

[Matt]

You just get out of your car.

[Heath]

Not having taken a shower in like 12 days. Days sleeping, not eating or drinking.

[Zane]

You're stuck.

[Heath]

Eventually people did realize people need to eat. And trust me, people were going around selling food and stuff. Wait, that turned into like a whole marketplace because people were just, what do you want? How long? I understand, I understand. But hey, we're gonna.

[Matt]

And you know, you're getting a hundred percent of the people. Like, everybody needs to eat.

[Heath]

So you are out there like, yeah, sorry, I just said traffic. I promise I'll be in tomorrow. Like, you didn't show up to work for 12 days cuz you were stuck.

[Matt]

And you can't even. When Was this?

[Heath]

Like 2010, 20.

[Matt]

I'm surprised I didn't hear about this.

[Heath]

I know that sounds like something that would have happened like in the beginning of cars and roads. Exactly.

[Mariah]

Imagine being in an rv. The looks you would be getting, people.

[Zane]

Would be coming over.

[Heath]

It's like shaky, like honey, one at a time.

[Matt]

I'd be charging $100 on the door.

[Zane]

You want to sleep tonight?

[Matt]

You want to sleep?

[Zane]

Turn it into like a little Airbnb out there on the road.

[Matt]

Yeah, because you'll get 12 days, 12 nights. It's really good.

[Zane]

Crazy.

[Matt]

I love that.

[Zane]

That's really hard to wrap my head around.

[Mariah]

It could be really fun if you were like texting your friends. Is anybody in this traffic jam right now? And you try to find them. Like, yeah, kind of fun.

[Matt]

And you. Yeah, third row up by that. Do you see the signs, like, looking for your friends at a festival?

[Zane]

I really, I don't know how long I could go. Like, like you were saying, like, what's the amount of time at a standstill for me to like really start freaking out? If I didn't move an inch in an hour, I think I'd start really?

[Heath]

I don't think I've ever gotten out of my car in a traffic jam. I think I've been in somewhere. I've seen people like get out and walk around. Yeah, I've never like, gotten out and like, hey, so what, what have you heard from up, up the road where.

[Zane]

People, people get out, start standing on top of the car to like see a little bit further.

[Matt]

If this happened here, like, imagine on an, on a highway here where you couldn't even get off. Like it was just like jam packed like this. So many people would take advantage of this moment and go and just start like doing stand up shows, performing singers coming out.

[Zane]

Okay Lala.

[Matt]

No Brian coming out, putting up a desk like all right guys doing a live show.

[Zane]

People on top of the bridge that goes over the highway like you normally.

[Matt]

Where people are protesting another day like.

[Mariah]

Skate skateboarders hopping over.

[Matt]

Yeah. Oh my. That would actually be so fun. I probably wouldn't actually wouldn't want the traffic jam to stop.

[Heath]

Come on everybody.

[Matt]

Damn traffic. That's like now that sounded like hell but now it sounds fun.

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[Heath]

Did you see they Dropped the Nintendo Switch to.

[Matt]

Wait, the.

[Heath]

The new Nintendo Switch.

[Matt]

They never had, or they've always had just one Nintendo Switch.

[Heath]

Like, the first they had Nintendo Switch, and then Nintendo Switch oled, which was, like, a better screen and stuff. And this whole time, they've been working on the new Nintendo Switch, and It's Nintendo Switch 2.

[Matt]

All right. And I'm guessing the game. What games are on the big one.

[Heath]

About this one that you can't get on the normal Nintendo Switch. The big one is Mario Kart World. The new.

[Matt]

They have that on there saying the.

[Heath]

New Mario Kart kind of looks insane.

[Matt]

I bet it does.

[Zane]

Is this. This console or handheld is also a console. Right. Like, you can plug that in and play it from your TV portable version.

[Heath]

And you put it on a dock that goes up to your TV as well.

[Zane]

Docking station. That's really sick.

[Heath]

You can take it on the go.

[Zane]

Like, if I was a kid today, that would be unbelievable.

[Heath]

And what's great, too, it turns into two remotes. So then you have the screen, and then you get to play it with somebody. I own one. I wish I played it a little bit more, but Mario World looks just like. Or Mario Kart. Did I say Mario Kart World?

[Matt]

You said Mario. You said Mario World.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

I think you said Mario Kart World.

[Matt]

Look right there.

[Heath]

Or did I just go Mario World?

[Matt]

It's fine. You're good, man. You're not gonna get canceled.

[Heath]

I know, but it looks pretty insane. I also heard it's like open world, too. So, like, after you finish a race, you have to, like, drive to the other. To the new race. You know what?

[Matt]

I love that.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Because that's. It's real life. You're driving to the next. You're not just gonna teleport there. You know what I mean?

[Heath]

Which character. When you guys play Mario Kart, which character do you pick?

[Matt]

I pick. I either pick Donkey Kong, or I pick the. There is a. Or the little green dinosaur.

[Mariah]

I was Yoshi.

[Matt]

Either Yoshi or. Or the gorilla.

[Heath]

Okay. Donkey Kong. All right.

[Matt]

Because I loved. I love Donkey Kong.

[Heath]

I always picked Toad because I always thought Toad, since he's smaller, the car's gonna go. Go faster, which was like, it.

[Matt]

Was that true?

[Heath]

No, that the Mario Kart stages that game where they always make, like, combinations. Feeling like you're elevating up with the game itself has so much chance, where. With the power ups, with the secret passages, with everyone else getting, you know, shelled out from the top.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

If. As long as you. I think Know how to navigate a vehicle proper properly, Your odds of, like winning go higher.

[Matt]

Yeah. I think if you're a good player, you can play with any person. Like, you just have to know, like the.

[Heath]

But I always love. Yeah. When you got that red. When you got that red shell, you knew that it was automatically gonna hit somebody.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Or when you got that lightning bolt and you turn everybody itty bitty and you just zipped on by. Good.

[Matt]

I wanna, I want to show you guys the. What I got from it, like, popped up in my feed and I like thought it was. I thought it was like fake. You guys remember the Game Boy, right?

[Heath]

Yeah, of course.

[Matt]

They came out with something. Where is my receipt?

[Zane]

Also, can you believe how expensive video games are now?

[Heath]

Well, you know how much they're charging?

[Zane]

People are out.

[Heath]

Mario Kart World. Do you know how much?

[Zane]

$90.

[Heath]

90 buck.

[Matt]

That's crazy. But you know what they are. I feel like they're spending a lot of time making those games. I feel like it takes forever.

[Zane]

Crazy. And also, you don't get like physical games anymore.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

I mean, it's really annoying because you used to be able to buy a video game and then you could sell your game to GameStop.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

And you had some sort of equity and something that you purchased. You had.

[Heath]

Yes, yes.

[Zane]

Now you download a game, you can't uninstall it and get money back.

[Heath]

No, no. That's the big.

[Zane]

So messed up.

[Heath]

It's the big catch about it. Like, so that's people who want physical media over buying media. And still technically you do not own the hard file of that digital game as well. You have it downloaded, but it doesn't mean that like you have it. They can't pull it in the future.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Zane]

Which is so weird. Have it anymore. It's gone.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It should be cheaper because you're almost like technically renting it until you're done.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You're leasing.

[Matt]

You're leasing the game to have it on your. So it never made sense to go to GameStop and buy a game and.

[Heath]

Never mean that you were going to resell it like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So you still get your money back at least a little bit when you buy a physical game.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

For my Nintendo Switch, in the beginning, I was buying physical games because I'm like, well, if I know if I'm only gonna play this a bit, I'll sell it, which I have done. And I don't know if I buy a game if I'm really gonna like it. And that's the Thing is, you can't like, return a game that you don't like. Yeah, but they don't make every game that you want to play on physical media. And sometimes the physical media ones cost even more than the digital game.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So it's like, oh, God. Okay, so this physical one's $40, but I can spend $50 and I can spend 30 bucks just to get it digitally. Right now I don't have to go to the store. I don't have to wait for ebay to send it to me. So then you just.

[Matt]

I feel like realistically, most people, when they finish the game, they're not going back to it unless they're going back to it like six years later. But at that point, yeah, you're just like, I'll spend it again and play it again. Like. Like I do.

[Heath]

What.

[Matt]

What was the price difference between buying a game and renting a game at GameStop? Normally it wasn't. It wasn't half the price.

[Heath]

Right.

[Matt]

It was a little bit more.

[Zane]

Go to. You go to Blockbuster and write your. Your video game.

[Matt]

No. No. GameStop.

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

Jordan, you.

[Heath]

I was just.

[Matt]

You could rent from GameStop. Jordan.

[Zane]

To work at GameStop.

[Matt]

You can't rent games at GameStop, Zane. You can't.

[Zane]

Blockbuster games.

[Heath]

Yeah, boy.

[Matt]

I. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna die right now. Cuz there's. I. There's no way.

[Heath]

Stay with us.

[Matt]

I. I was not. Me and my brother were not renting games from Blockbuster.

[Heath]

Going and buying used games. And you thought those were rental.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

Maybe it was used games. Maybe it was used.

[Heath]

Used games were like, not as cool.

[Matt]

They.

[Heath]

Sometimes they didn't have.

[Matt]

I remember the yellow tag. So in my head, the yellow tag was discount rentals.

[Heath]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mariah]

There's also other places like we went to Blockbuster, but the one closest to us was called 48 hours.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Mariah]

So my brothers would rent their games from there and so they could have been under a different.

[Matt]

Like, God. Okay. Wow. That's. I cannot believe you didn't rent from GameStop.

[Heath]

Also, back then they had Game Fly.

[Zane]

Which was the one that they mailed you the games.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Okay. Wow. Thank you, Jordan.

[Heath]

Here, Jordan.

[Mariah]

Have a seat.

[Zane]

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[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But Mariah, look at that as 20,000 games on it that we all used to play on PlayStation games.

[Heath]

You pull them up, though.

[Matt]

I know, I know. There's gonna only be five games that are.

[Heath]

No, no, not as many as you. You want. A lot of them are bullshit. But right when you start playing it, you're like, this does not hit.

[Zane]

Wait.

[Heath]

It made me happy for like 30 minutes. And then I. I never picked.

[Matt]

You're lying. This right here, I remember this.

[Heath]

Yeah. I have the Amber Nick one. That's the same thing that has 20,000 games. But I just. I find myself not playing it. And then when you start playing those games for PS2, you're like, these aren't even, like, it's cool of a game. You don't remember. They're just making you do a bunch of like. Like boring.

[Matt]

I like nostalgia. I like. I like playing.

[Heath]

Yeah, like 100 bucks. Buy it. But I tell you, it. The. The memory of playing them is better than, like, replaying it sometimes.

[Matt]

That's.

[Heath]

Unless they can remake the games that we loved.

[Zane]

High.

[Matt]

Definitely do that, right?

[Heath]

They should. But those are the games, though. I'm like, bring back Banjo Kazooie. But make it like, just to the graphics we have today.

[Matt]

So the graphics are from back then.

[Heath]

And I'm just saying, dude, you're gonna.

[Matt]

Be like, oh, God. He thought, what sold me. They showed one of the games. One of the games were Crash Bandicoot.

[Zane]

That's.

[Matt]

That's what sold me.

[Zane]

Play the real one.

[Mariah]

Yeah, you got to play it on the PlayStation.

[Heath]

But it is.

[Matt]

It was the real one. Did I just get scammed?

[Zane]

No, I. I know people that have these and they're fun. It's a nostalgia type thing.

[Matt]

You should have seen the way I was acting when I bought. I was like, I bet nobody knows about this. This is crazy. I can't wait to tell them that I got this it's cool.

[Zane]

But also I, I heard something. They're like, illegal, right?

[Heath]

Kinda. Yes, kinda. But they're not doing a good job at stopping them.

[Matt]

They aren't at all. Look at this beautiful sight.

[Heath]

But it's the way that Morpheus was illegal. Like, and so I'm guessing, Sir, I'm.

[Matt]

Guessing 50% off is not really a discount, right? Like, it's not actually $200.

[Heath]

Nobody is going to put you in jail because you have one of these.

[Zane]

But that's actually still like 100 bucks for the device.

[Heath]

Pretty good.

[Zane]

All those games.

[Matt]

How much was a Game Boy when we were kids? Like when our parents bought us Game Boys.

[Zane]

Oh, I never got one. I don't know.

[Heath]

They were about like never. They were about like in today's inflation, like about like 150, 200 bucks.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Matt]

Really good.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Heath]

Which, I mean, like it was affordable, but like it was a big purchase.

[Matt]

It was. I remember getting it.

[Heath]

We're like responsible for this. Like. Yeah. You lose this. Wow. That's on you.

[Matt]

I. I lost it once and my mom was not happy.

[Zane]

Do. Do $90 in 1990.

[Heath]

218 bucks.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Heath]

So. Yep.

[Zane]

No wonder my parents didn't get it.

[Matt]

That is a big purchase.

[Heath]

Mom, please, please. If you buy me this, you won't have to buy me anything.

[Matt]

Never ask.

[Heath]

Ask for anything.

[Matt]

And it would be the stupidest gifts too.

[Heath]

God. I had the purple see through one. That was my Game Boy color.

[Matt]

Me too. That's why I got the purple see through one.

[Mariah]

My brother had the purple Jordy, you too. And I had the lime green. The solid one.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

What was it about the purple that like we enjoyed so much?

[Heath]

My brother had a solid purple too. Like, but we were totally fine. Yeah. Girl colors.

[Matt]

We were like.

[Heath]

This is.

[Matt]

My brother had the, the, the flat teal.

[Zane]

Okay one.

[Matt]

You know the teal one. Yeah.

[Heath]

Who can't.

[Matt]

Why do they come up with those colors?

[Zane]

Well, there's something about like the clear in the 90s that was so special.

[Heath]

Yeah, they were dope, man. They were really dope.

[Matt]

I hated the flip ones. It like lost it for me. And when they made the flow was like, oh, that's oh.

[Heath]

Big thing about Nintendo Switch 2. You can play Gamecube games on it or that they like Library on it. So GameCube though, that was like, like I never got into it. It was 64, then PS2.

[Matt]

My friend. My friends always had it. I never had one, but I love playing my friends as games.

[Heath]

Yeah, Gamecube. It was like always when I was at McDonald's, I don't know what. McDonald's always had Gamecubes inside McDonald's.

[Matt]

Where. Wait, where they.

[Heath]

And the play. In the play areas, there was always like, am I wrong?

[Zane]

Am I wrong?

[Heath]

I always.

[Matt]

You got to play it.

[Heath]

GameCube pen in McDonald's.

[Zane]

I don't remember this.

[Heath]

GameCube McDonald's. Yes, dude. Oh, my God. Do you remember? Do you remember?

[Matt]

No, I do not, but I cannot believe that. That.

[Zane]

No, I don't remember that.

[Matt]

You don't remember that? Yeah. That was crazy.

[Heath]

Yeah, we would just. They would have it at McDonald's with your nasty ass. Those were slippery.

[Matt]

They didn't even clean the. Didn't even clean it.

[Heath]

Man, what a tie.

[Matt]

You've never seen those at McDonald's.

[Heath]

Yeah, but you would go, wow. To Walmart and you'd be waiting in line. Yes. You're not back. I didn't even know your neck could fold back.

[Matt]

That you just bring the kids to, like, to Best Buy to play some games just to get their fix.

[Zane]

That's really weird. I don't remember that.

[Matt]

They would always have those in. What are those stores that would have those just, like, sitting out where you can walk in, you play some games, and then you leave.

[Heath]

Well, like a game cafe.

[Matt]

They hatched it, like, it was, like, really popular in an arcade in, like, malls. It wasn't an arcade. It wasn't. It was. They would have it in, like, malls.

[Heath]

And we go to, like, kids cuts and we could play kids cuts while we get our hair cut. That was pretty fun.

[Matt]

I. I just saw a pod, like a sports podcast promoting, like, Great Clips. And, like, people still go to Great Clips. Like those super coupley. The people still go. They'll Your hair up.

[Heath]

It depends on what you want.

[Matt]

They. They don't cut hair good.

[Heath]

I used to go. I definitely went to Great Clips.

[Matt]

That's really. Kids.

[Zane]

My dad go to Great Clips.

[Matt]

He goes there now.

[Heath]

Coveted time, too. Great Clips. I mean, for, like, girls, I feel like that's, like, a tough thing. Like, you gotta be like, this is what I want. Yeah. I think women's hair is, like, pretty basic.

[Zane]

And then you don't get it. Whatever you show. You can show them anything you want. You ain't gonna.

[Matt]

You're not gonna get it.

[Heath]

What would happen if, like, Alex Earl just.

[Zane]

Can I do this?

[Heath]

Getting my haircut. Great Clips. And they just slay like. Like, they do bring about amazing job at Great Clips. And it's like everyone's like, oh, my gosh. You gotta go to great clips. Like, I feel the silliest when I'm just, like, getting my haircut, though. And you're, like, looking at yourself in the mirror.

[Matt]

I. Yeah.

[Heath]

Does it look good? Yeah. Yeah.

[Zane]

Matt, this one.

[Heath]

Oh, yes. Would they pull that mirror and they go, how's that back look? Oh, yeah, it looks great.

[Zane]

And you can never figure out how to get the right angle. You, like, bend it the wrong way. You're, like, trying to.

[Heath]

Yeah. And you catch yourself in that angle, that mirror, you're like, I don't know.

[Matt]

You know what?

[Heath]

At all?

[Matt]

Every time I see the back, I was like, I don't like it. I'm just like, it looks good and it's not their fault.

[Heath]

You walk out. You walk out. Yeah. You're shaking it up. You're looking at yourself in, like, the window of your car going, yeah, you.

[Matt]

Know what you don't like? And they're just like, do you want me to gel it and style it for you? You're just like, okay, I'm good.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

You go in your car and you look at the. How you go home, like, how could I grow hair faster?

[Matt]

Yeah. What's your rubbing Scalp. I'm gonna. What is that called? The. The. That you rub in your hair to make. It's like, almost like a Rogaine.

[Heath]

Minoxyl.

[Matt]

Minox. Yeah. I'm gonna. I'm gonna literally just get it and just start rubbing that in my head.

[Heath]

Yeah. But it will make, like, your scalp really flaky. It did for mine.

[Matt]

Yes. But it'll also. You'll also start losing hairs, but it'll grow. Then the new ones will grow.

[Heath]

A rebirth.

[Matt]

A rebirth with. Exactly.

[Heath]

But I. I'm fascinated, though, about how people who cut hair just make it happen and they go from one head to another doing a whole different look.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Hair, though, sounds. It's so complicated. You're dealing with all these different types of hairs coming at different angles outside of the head.

[Matt]

But it also sounds certain types of shape. You know what I mean? Like, not. Not to me, but I feel like.

[Heath]

To like cosmetologists, though. I don't know. It's so much trial and error and to be good at it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And also how there's people who give thousand dollar haircuts where I'm like, huh?

[Matt]

With thousand dollar haircut, you know, like.

[Heath]

Chris McMillan who do like. Like the people in Beverly Hills who do, like, if you're getting your hair.

[Zane]

Like, colored and they just charge it for the sake of charging it, like, if you're like a. If you become a celebrity haircut person.

[Matt]

Like you, they'll charge that much.

[Zane]

They'll come to you. It'll be like, oh, yeah.

[Matt]

I mean, I guess there's multiple, like, layers to it. Where they have to. You. They got to come to you. They got to bring all their. And then they have to. They're coloring your hair then. Then all the time it takes for them to sit that color in your hair and then they cut it. Yeah, I know.

[Heath]

And they're like, what do you want? They got to trust and they got to execute your. Execute your vision. I'm such a people pleaser. If I was cutting hair, I'd be like, do you hate it? Like, you could be totally honest. Totally.

[Matt]

If you hate it, here's the scissors you could just cut if you want. Get back at me. My, my. The guy that does my hair, he. He told me that he'll get flown out to do someone's hair like, like before an event.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Matt]

I mean, you'll pay for him. First class everything to fly there to color their hair and to fly him back. And they pay. They pay for everything. His whole travel.

[Heath]

Brilliant.

[Matt]

Isn't that insane?

[Heath]

It's a good gig to then have, like, if. Or yeah, you get. You strike lucky with someone who just like, I need them. They're the only person could cut my hair. None of you guys are coming near me with scissors.

[Matt]

You know what? I would. You know what? If I was getting flown out like that, I would probably charge a thousand dollars a cut. It'd be like, I'm sorry, I can make that tomorrow.

[Zane]

Do you want your haircut or not? And then that's it.

[Matt]

I'm the only one that's available right now.

[Heath]

So if I spend a thousand dollar cut and no one gave me a compliment.

[Matt]

I'd get a thousand dollar haircut and put a hat right on. After.

[Heath]

I'd be like, act like a L'Oreal shampoo commercial. Just like.

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[Mariah]

This could just be me. Anxiety. You guys are going to roll your eyes, but this is not just with the haircut. But I thought of it today because I did get my hair cut. Notice I noticed.

[Heath]

Always been looking great. I don't know.

[Mariah]

But I went to a new place today. And even any other cosmetic stuff, if I'm getting a facial, if I'm doing my nails, like anything, I don't really have a go to person because if there is like a conversation I had with a hairdresser that I like don't want to revisit or. Or like I told them something that like I ended up not doing. I'll just pick a new place because.

[Zane]

They'Re gonna follow up and ask about it.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

So like just pick a new spot. If I don't like if. Because they're very personable.

[Heath]

Like they. And there's a therapist. You. You.

[Mariah]

Right.

[Heath]

You let your inhibitions down. Yeah. And Let them in your world.

[Mariah]

Yes. You open up, you're vulnerable.

[Zane]

Think if I got a knife right next to your head.

[Matt]

That's true. Yeah. There's this you don't piss them off of like.

[Mariah]

But if I'm, if I'm thinking about a conversation we had and I'm like, oh, I don't want her to ask me about that. Let me just pick a new spot.

[Zane]

See ya.

[Matt]

I've been going, I've been going to the same place for the past like five years. The place I go to now, I've been through four different people in the same spot. And whenever I change people, I'll come in for the person and then they'll see me from the other side. I'll go, hi. And they're like, hey.

[Zane]

And that's the people.

[Matt]

Or I've done it four times in the past five years.

[Zane]

You chose a different person.

[Mariah]

Wait, that's bad.

[Matt]

Yeah, it looks bad.

[Heath]

In terms, I would be so curious for our hairstylists out there, would that piss you off?

[Matt]

It does piss people. It does piss some stylists off because I think it happened to Todd at the same place he sw. Because. And it's not because we don't like the person anymore. We found someone better. So. And the reason why I, I would find someone better is that I would need a last minute haircut and that person wasn't available. So I'll just go to a new person and I would get the cut with a new person and I realized, oh, wow, you liked it better.

[Zane]

So.

[Matt]

And then, and then I would just move on to that new person.

[Zane]

Yeah. That makes.

[Matt]

Is it shitty? Yes. But I can't help it. They come, they just cut my hair better. So I just got to go to them and.

[Heath]

It'S just so like. But you know, but you know what.

[Matt]

I would do as like a. You know what I'll do as a hair.

[Zane]

I was never go back if I.

[Matt]

Was, if I was a hairstylist and I knew that a very loyal client is going to someone else for one day in my spot.

[Zane]

Fuck it up. You better not do a good job. I would tell them or either tell.

[Matt]

Them or I would just be like, come to my house. Like, I would just make it work. I'd be like, I'd be too scared to.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

To let him go just in case.

[Zane]

But then there's probably beef between the two workers now because I don't think it's ever beef.

[Matt]

I think it's more you like they're, they're like Damn. Or I think it's more. They'll think about it like, damn, did I up their hair last time?

[Zane]

Oh, so.

[Matt]

But I also don't want that conversation.

[Zane]

I'd be like, oh, so you cut Zayn's hair now?

[Heath]

You would say that. No, I'd be like, they're like, yeah.

[Zane]

How's Zane doing? Yeah, he was coming to me for like two years. You cut him now?

[Heath]

Just sharpening. They're like their blades just like.

[Matt]

Yeah, like I, I feel bad, but I don't know.

[Heath]

We're all.

[Matt]

I say hi to everybody. So where did I have a homie hopper in that place? Everybody has ran through me.

[Heath]

Does the hair at hair salons when they throw it all away, they donate it. They do all the hair on the floor.

[Matt]

I'm kidding. No, no, they don't donate.

[Heath]

I think throw it away.

[Matt]

I think long hair. I think. I don't know how it is with girl. If they cut a lot of hair, is there the conversation.

[Zane]

You'd have to do it.

[Mariah]

You go in and you say, I would like to donate my hair. So they put it n a ponytail. They make sure it's perfect.

[Heath]

I just always wonder if like people like some are going through the garbage on like human hair.

[Matt]

It could be. But I also see human hair being collected is going. I feel like human hair could be collected and like, I don't know.

[Heath]

Yeah, repurposed.

[Matt]

Yeah, repurposed for cuz it is like a. I mean wigs are expensive.

[Heath]

I don't.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Even if it was like made for some microfiber cloths or something. That is something.

[Matt]

Oh, imagine making a blanket out of human hair and you just like. Yeah. The smell of like a bunch of human hair all together, it seems like a sweet deal.

[Heath]

But then I don't know if it's like fully hygienic for people to like go collect lights. But like that's why when you do.

[Mariah]

Donate your hair, you have to. It can never be dyed.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mariah]

Like you can't. It has to be your natural locks for love. Yeah.

[Zane]

I don't know why my entire Tick Tock feed it is like cars and then haircuts on the street of India.

[Matt]

Oh, you do that. You have that on your feed now and you get, you go, you go in phases with your.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You know right now, right now my head is just fights.

[Heath]

You crossed the line with one you sent me recently, though. I did not like it.

[Matt]

Which one? Did you know which one was it?

[Heath]

Little girl getting struck by lightning? No.

[Matt]

Okay, look, I did not send it to you as a funny clip. I sent it, Matt.

[Heath]

But it was so funny. Either you were not saying it. It was funny, but the caption was like, haha. Like, it was like, that wasn't.

[Matt]

Yeah, I didn't write the caption.

[Heath]

What do you want a friend before.

[Matt]

You says, oh, because I send you funny stuff all the time. Do you want me to send you something when it's like, not funny? Be like, hey, this isn't funny.

[Zane]

This is crazy.

[Heath]

Dying. I do like a little, like, heads up.

[Matt]

So it's like a trigger warning.

[Heath]

Yes. Like almost hit by something.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

I'm like, whoa, hold on. Okay, so.

[Matt]

So like for me and Heath, we send each other, like, as soon as we watch it, we'll know if it's funny or if it's like, this is crazy. So it's normally either something, holy, this is crazy, or this is really funny. The girl getting struck by lightning was obviously not funny.

[Heath]

But if it's happening from far away, I can kind of deal with those. Because you notice watch a plane crash from far away. Yeah, I can know that. Like, oh, that many people died, but it's from far away.

[Matt]

Died.

[Heath]

But like, I can't watch like something up close.

[Matt]

Did you like, did you see what the situation was?

[Heath]

How like that was like fireworks, wasn't it?

[Matt]

No, the. No, the girl that. So it was like they were all just hanging out. Like the whole family was in the, like the top apartment. And she. She has like. I think she has like a little kid, like fishing pole.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So she goes out to the, to the, to the porch and she does this. But there's a line right there, like a, like an electrical line. And she rings it and like, the way it. You see the connection, like, with this. It was such a crazy.

[Zane]

She got electrocuted or she got struck by light.

[Matt]

She got it. She got zapped. Just.

[Zane]

She got electrocuted.

[Matt]

Yeah. But it was like. It was a crazy video though. Like, it was crazy and I hope she obviously.

[Heath]

But it's like, it's those stuff I can't watch.

[Matt]

Yeah. And you have to think about it too. That family was recording that. Like, it was like a camera in their house. They posted it. You know what I mean?

[Heath]

True. So they posted because of like, for court and then that.

[Matt]

The court.

[Heath]

The press picks it up because it happened. I don't think they're like, look what happened to our daughter.

[Matt]

You think, you think it goes.

[Heath]

A lot of those scary, like, accidents and stuff are because, like, press covered it and like illegally something happened.

[Matt]

I don't think that's not right for like, that type of video. If they sent it privately to like.

[Heath]

A look like it was a different country. Like, I'll say that too. Maybe I'm.

[Matt]

I think because the. Because I feel like in. In America it's very popular to have like a webcam in your house.

[Heath]

True.

[Matt]

You know what I mean? That's your thoughts on that.

[Heath]

What I. I don't understand people who.

[Zane]

Have webcam set up but webcam, but like security cam.

[Matt]

Oh, I get it. Yeah. My mom and my mom had it.

[Heath]

What's. Yeah, just in case the benefit. Besides intruders.

[Matt]

It's. It's only for intruders.

[Heath]

Then I would have it set up for like, hourly where when we go to bed, the cameras turn on or when we know when. And they do that smart device knows that. Like, but I don't need them to be the cameras filming me and my family every day.

[Matt]

Yeah, well, no, it's not. So it's not an apartment complex that does it. You do it. So it's for your house. You get the camera. You set it up for your own.

[Zane]

But if you have cameras all around the house exterior, would you need interior.

[Heath]

Dude, then it sounds like black fucking mirror. It feels really to know what like, say if we're in my house and Zane's like, hey, I got to go take a phone call. And he goes somewhere in the house to take a phone call. It is none of my business to what Zayn is saying in my house in another room. But if I have security cameras all around down, I can do it. That for me crosses a line.

[Matt]

It's again, it's only for like. Remember the time the guy, like, came into our house while we were all sleeping?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I would have loved for a camera to be in the house because once he's inside the house, it was. I couldn't. It was. That was it. Like, you have no idea what happened. Anything. He could have done something really weird and we would have never known about it. So that's the only time where you'd want like a camera in the house.

[Heath]

But.

[Matt]

Yes, I wouldn't want access to. I wouldn't be sitting there looking at people like. Like, and they're, you know, just being nosy. But I get it.

[Zane]

The only. We have that one camera in the house. But it's for Dean that you could drive it around.

[Heath]

Oh, that's cute.

[Matt]

Or you can feed it.

[Zane]

It's really cute.

[Mariah]

But, like, if we're sitting here right.

[Zane]

Now, but we could fire it up.

[Mariah]

Go on my app and turn it on and just like play with him for a little bit so he can like run around and then put it back and then park it.

[Zane]

It's really cute. But yeah, I don't know. I don't think I could ever have just like a home security cam, like up in the corner. Just like feels funny.

[Mariah]

Yeah, I don't think that's very necessary.

[Matt]

I would like in my head, I always think, oh, someone's like watching this or someone can watch somebody.

[Heath]

First instinct. But this sounds like I'm a person who would want to stage like a lawsuit on something. But you have eyeballs on everything, like going wrong in your house. So like if a toy, I don't know if something like malfunctioned that was in your home, you have legal proof. Like, look. Yeah, this screen just exploded out of nowhere. Or like these glass shattered or. Yeah, this was a faulty toy that my children was playing with and it strangled.

[Matt]

Yeah, the pros are. The pros are there and they're good.

[Heath]

Yes. But the cons are also like, I would have it. But like, I'm like, thank gosh, they got that on tape.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Mariah]

It's like those rare moments that they do come in handy, but. But 90 of the time, I don't think it's necessary.

[Matt]

Exactly. Yeah, you're right.

[Mariah]

We had one on Staten Island. It was just in the basement because that's where we spent all of our time. And we were really little.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Mariah]

So we had it in the basement. And then my parents had a little screen in the kitchen when they were like cooking just to watch.

[Matt]

Looking back, like a baby monitor too. It's like.

[Mariah]

Yeah, it's like a baby monitor.

[Zane]

My parents had a home security in the house when I was a kid and I didn't know about it. I am so screwed. So the pillow.

[Matt]

The pillow. Mtv, everything.

[Heath]

I bet kids, everything. Cannot freak out at all anymore. Unless kids are.

[Zane]

No, I'm talking about just like being a weird 10 year old boy.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. There's some things as a parent you just like don't need to see of.

[Zane]

If my mom had a camera and she was like, let's go check in on Heath, see how he's doing today. And she's at work.

[Matt]

I think a lot of parents, they know they'll catch some weird. If I think for their own, like mental. They're just like, I don't need to see it.

[Zane]

Never.

[Matt]

There's some things that we just can.

[Zane]

You know, it's you know, it's going on.

[Matt]

You know that. You know, and that's fine. You know, privacy, like, just let them.

[Heath]

Do you think it's rude, then? If you went over to, like, someone's house and they had cameras, like, in every room, I would.

[Matt]

I would feel weird.

[Heath]

I would just go, hey, can we just turn those off? My house.

[Matt]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't, wouldn't. I wouldn't ask.

[Mariah]

I just.

[Matt]

Watch yourself.

[Mariah]

You're only there for a few hours, so it's like.

[Matt]

And also, like, you know, just be aware.

[Mariah]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Matt]

I'm always aware.

[Zane]

Yeah. Go up to him and be like, what are you looking at, weirdo? Why are you watching this back?

[Matt]

Yeah. Like, David, he has cameras all inside the house.

[Zane]

Huh.

[Matt]

And I think it's because he has, like, art, and he probably, like, doesn't. But, like, I. Every time in there, I know, like, my brain immediately turns. I'm being recorded, or I. I'm being seen right now. So just some.

[Heath]

Oh, my.

[Matt]

But it's funny. My mom. My mom had a. The webcam my mom had. Because my stepdad installed it once they separated, I think it was like a month later, my. My mom realized it and she goes, I should probably turn that off because my stepdad had acts. I'm not saying he was like. That was like a funny little moment where she was just like.

[Zane]

He was live watching it.

[Heath]

Yeah, that.

[Matt]

Hey, that's a good. Just to make sure. Hey, just to make sure. Hey, if I'm single, you're single too. Make sure.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I don't know why.

[Zane]

It's kind of weird.

[Matt]

I get. I get it.

[Zane]

There's the phone.

[Matt]

Yeah. Would I get it?

[Heath]

I'd probably get it in, like, a very audio then.

[Matt]

No audio. Yeah, no audio, I think is good.

[Zane]

Even video.

[Heath]

I don't know. It still doesn't make me feel normal. It feels just like such a weird.

[Zane]

What are we at a bank?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, I. I saw a comment about somebody working at a bank, and they said bank robberies do happen still. All the time.

[Zane]

Really.

[Matt]

It's just banks.

[Heath]

How successful are they?

[Matt]

They didn't say that part, but they said it happens all the time.

[Zane]

They probably just don't report it. Then.

[Matt]

They don't report it, and they also don't. I don't think they want to say anything because they don't want. It's just. It just encourages smart.

[Heath]

That's smart.

[Matt]

Yeah. But, you know, it's not surprising that it happens all the time. Think, like, yeah. And I feel like, like when documentaries come out or people see that like someone stole like in their head, they're like, oh, I let. Let me try it. Yeah. Also, if I had nothing to lose, I'd probably be robbing b. If I had nothing to lose, guys, I would be a thief.

[Heath]

Nothing to lose.

[Matt]

If I had nothing to lose, I'd be a thief. Like, I would do like the whole like house. House robbing is very scary. I think I would do more car thunder theft. Car theft to me is stealing from.

[Zane]

Cars or stealing cars.

[Matt]

Stealing from cars. Because I. I feel I'm not a car person. I'm not that much of a car person. I would want to. I would want you on my team. So I don't want to. I would clear out the car and I'd be like, Heath rew. Like wire the car up. We're gonna take the car. Me and you would be a great team for that.

[Heath]

I would steal from corporations like or steal from like people who could afford like.

[Matt]

Well, yeah, we'd be. We'd be going into like Bentley's and.

[Heath]

Someone'S day over Heath.

[Matt]

Right. We'd be going through Bentley's and Rangers drovers and. Yeah, yeah, we. We would make sure.

[Zane]

Just wanted to like slam a screwdriver into and like and. And see if I Into the ignition and see if I could like crank it and turn it.

[Matt]

Yeah, right.

[Mariah]

I. I got a notification the other day on citizens app. Be very careful. Somebody was breaking into cars with a Slim Jim.

[Matt]

A slim Jim.

[Mariah]

I swear I can't make it up.

[Zane]

Oh yeah.

[Matt]

So they would. They were like trying to break the glass with it.

[Mariah]

I don't know, Zane. It wasn't me.

[Matt]

Do you think it was chomps or. It was chomps or. It was actually a Slim Jim.

[Zane]

What?

[Heath]

I would love to figure out just like a crime where you could like funnel free mile points for like airline travel.

[Matt]

Oh, I'm sure there's a way your.

[Heath]

Account and it's just like it slowly adds over time, over time, over time, so it's not suspicious. And then by the end you have millions and millions of airline miles. Did you not wait life and it's like a glitch.

[Zane]

You didn't know what a Slim Jim was?

[Mariah]

No, I do, but why is this a thing? Does a Slim Jim work in real life?

[Matt]

Breaking is a tool.

[Zane]

Slim Jimmy. I thought you were making a joke and knew.

[Matt]

I thought. I thought it was the slim.

[Heath]

Hey, I thought it was a slim Jim too. What the is it?

[Matt]

No, it's an actual. No, it's just.

[Zane]

It's a skinny, thin piece of metal.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Ruler that's got like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

I knew that Slim Jim is called. A Slim Jim is because of the thing that opens up cars. Which came first?

[Matt]

Yeah. What came first?

[Heath]

Street or the. I bet the door opener.

[Zane]

The door opener.

[Heath]

Wow. It's like a Jack can't Earth carjack. Sorry, Not Jackhammer. What am I saying?

[Matt]

Slim Jim.

[Heath]

Yeah. It's some Jim.

[Mariah]

Damn.

[Heath]

Delete that.

[Matt]

Do not delete that.

[Zane]

Funny.

[Mariah]

Who else thought it was the food?

[Matt]

I thought it was the food when you said.

[Zane]

Okay, all right. That metal.

[Heath]

That.

[Matt]

Yes, I know. I've had. I've had a few Slim Jims in my life because I locked my keys in the car like Jordan.

[Mariah]

That's why I sent it to you guys the other day, because I was like, this is so funny that someone's reporting.

[Matt]

I'm with you, Mariah. Look, I'm on your side here. I truly thought it was a thing about a slab of meat that someone was trying to break in with. I thought they put the Slim Jim in, like, the keyhole. That's what I, like, let it and, like, freeze it or something. So, like, it. It fit in the keyhole perfectly. No, I thought of everything. Trust me.

[Heath]

I went to the hospital today.

[Matt]

You went to the hospital? The er they got another skin cancer tag.

[Heath]

No, I woke up with a sore throat and I was immediately like, oh, my gosh, I have strep. So therefore I'm going to get psoriasis. So it was like a very, like, did I sleep with my mouth open? Sore throat? Or is it like, use. You know how like, sometimes if you slept with your mouth open and you're like, then. Because, like, okay, when is a normal sore throat just a sore throat? When do I have strep? Because my brain is immediately, like, soreness.

[Zane]

Worst of the worst.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

We're at strep, baby.

[Matt]

At that point, do you immediately go to the doctor? You're like, I'm gonna go.

[Heath]

Well, because it's weird because, you know, like, kind of around right after your wedding, I was sick as a dog.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, very, very sick. And. And I. But I accepted that after your wedding, I got sick and I was like, I had the flu. Yeah, I got the flu. But you feel like you shouldn't get sick, like, a month, less than a month later, right? Yeah, because that's really weird when your body, like, you're like, how am I getting. Why do I usually, like, again? And for Me. It happened on Sunday, right after we finished recording. I got home and I felt it all in my bones. You know when you get that, like, have that tiny little coffee off and you taste the phlegm and you go, that's it.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Heath]

You can taste the sickness. So then I go, I feel like I'm getting sick. And Patricia's like, but you were just sick. There's no way you could be getting sick again. And I'm like, right then I felt like, I don't know. Sometimes Patricia and I will get competitive. Like, are you really sick? Are you just. Are you being dramatic that you're sick?

[Matt]

That is really crazy how your body does not get sick that soon after. That's like. That's wild to me.

[Heath]

So. And then I was like. So then it was Monday. I woke up, and I'm like, I'm not feeling good. I'm not feeling good at all. Took a nap, really not feeling good. And then yesterday didn't feel good. The whole day.

[Zane]

Was it like a chills type thing, too, or just so they always say.

[Heath]

The difference between a cold, a cold. You can go up and do things. A flu. I feel like I said this past few episodes, a flu. The way you know if you have a flu, if somebody put a hundred dollars on your front door and all you have to do to get that hundred dollars is to get up and go get that hundred dollars on a flu. You don't even care that a hundred dollars is on that, like, door. Like, you have no drive to go get up and do things.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zane]

It's not even worth it.

[Matt]

I haven't had a flu in a long time, though.

[Mariah]

I guess I've never had the flu.

[Matt]

Because I cannot. I can't go today without wiping the counter.

[Heath]

Like, you don't. You. The idea of going to the doctor sounds so dreadful because you don't. You could not drive. You feel like you could not drive yourself kind of a thing.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

That's how much your body doesn't want to do things. But I had that. But I never.

[Matt]

But you went to the hospital.

[Heath]

Fever the whole time. I just felt bad in my bones.

[Zane]

Achy, kind of running.

[Heath]

I woke up this morning, sore throat. And I'm like. And I was reading strep, and it goes, you feel bad, then you get a sore throat.

[Matt]

It's funny that we look it up every time, and we've looked it up so many times.

[Zane]

What do you got?

[Heath]

Laryngitis tested negative for everything. Tested negative for code. It coveted test negative for the Flu testing negative for strep. So they gave me antibiotics. So they're like, mono. You're. There's no way I, I don't feel, like, tired. Like, mono is like, exhaustion or extreme fatigue.

[Matt]

I, I, I've had, like, shivers before where I'll have a shiver and I feel like I'm getting cold. And then I wake up the next day and it's completely gone. Like, what is that moment? What is that when you feel it.

[Heath]

For, like, you have a strong immune system.

[Matt]

Oh, that's just what it is.

[Heath]

I think what happened to me is, is I never gave myself a rest day in terms of working out for the past 13 days. Like, you worked out every day? I worked out every day. And on my rest days, I still was, like, on the treadmill for a whole hour.

[Matt]

It's you, you could treadmill every day. Treadmill. Every day is good.

[Heath]

I know not every day, but, like, I never gave my day one body of rest.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

And I don't know. And I guess I hadn't done that in a long time. I'd never gone that long without giving my right.

[Zane]

Been in the sun a lot too.

[Heath]

Maybe not enough, but. Yeah, I feel like I was in.

[Matt]

The, Being in the sun a lot.

[Zane]

Can, can Sometimes the, Sometimes the sun, like, really runs me down. Like, if I go to, like, if we would do like a beach day or if I'm in the sun, like, it borderline makes me sick.

[Matt]

Oh, I'm not getting enough sun. I've, I've found out.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, I really think about my days every day. I was like, oh, wow, I'm not getting any sun at all.

[Heath]

I try to get a break when.

[Matt]

I wake up and your body needs sun.

[Zane]

Go. As soon as you wake up, go outside.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm gonna, I was, I was like going hiking again because that's, I, I got so much sun, like, good sun for like a straight hour. I feel I'm start doing that again. And I felt so good I'd come like, after a hike. I felt amazing. You take on the day after.

[Zane]

It is really nice.

[Heath]

But I've just been so paranoid about, like, is it over or am I about to get worse? But I do feel better than I felt yesterday.

[Matt]

Thank.

[Heath]

But I'm skiing on Friday from hot to cold Tahoe. But I leave tomorrow. But I was about to cancel because if I found out I was tested positive for something, I'm like, I'm about to cancel everything.

[Matt]

What are you going to Tahoe for?

[Heath]

Matt Do's birthday.

[Zane]

Oh, Nice going to go you boarding or skiing?

[Heath]

Skiing and I probably won't be skiing with them cuz they're really good but I'll be. I don't mind you do your own thing. Just be. I'm just do not.

[Matt]

Do not do the highest point.

[Heath]

You will roll the blue cuz blues I can with blues but I encounter challenging blues where I'm like why the hell am I doing this with Connor Franta just as tours acl I'm like ain't worth it's not worth it so I'm just keeping it mild. Having a couple pints, having some laughs.

[Matt]

I honestly I. I may even just like not do like any sports any sport like related activities ever again. I just don't think it's a good idea.

[Heath]

Oh yeah. Pick up games of basketball. Everyone who have the known is like where their acl.

[Matt]

We're just getting old. I think we need to like really stay in our own lane. Like do what you like know you're good at that and I know it's. I sound like a boring old man saying that but like okay. Every time I try something new I my up and I'm like out for a month.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's not worth it.

[Matt]

That skimboarding really me up. I'm still like still feeling skimboarding or sorry not skimboarding. The wakeboarding what we did for your bachelor. Oh yeah, that was terrible.

[Zane]

That me that was one day.

[Matt]

It was one day and I did didn't I do. I did it. I did it twice. We did. I did two times and I. I was wrecked for four months after five months.

[Heath]

Just getting old man.

[Matt]

All right, well guys, thank you so much for tuning into another Z unfilter episode. You can check out our patreon patreon.com Zane and Heath where you can check out everything in the archive. We have around over 500 pieces of content up there.

[Zane]

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[Mariah]

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[Matt]

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