281: Awkward Confrontational Moments

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 281: Awkward Confrontational Moments

Release Date: April 28, 2025

In Episode 281 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered," hosts Zane and Heath delve into the uncomfortable yet relatable experiences of awkward confrontational moments. Through a series of personal anecdotes and candid discussions, they explore how these interactions shape our social dynamics and personal growth. The conversation is enriched by contributions from guest Matt and occasional interjections from Mariah, adding depth and variety to the dialogue.

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1. Navigating Triggers and Personal Growth

Timestamp: 01:31 – 02:59

The episode begins with a heartfelt discussion about triggers and the journey of overcoming personal challenges. Heath shares his recent struggles and emphasizes resilience:

Heath (01:38): "I've never used the word trigger more in my life than these past few weeks."

Zane offers words of encouragement, highlighting the importance of moving beyond past difficulties:

Zane (01:33): "You're doing really good. You're better. You're above that. It's the past."

This segment underscores the theme of personal development and the importance of supportive relationships in overcoming setbacks.

2. The Art of Music Selection in Social Settings

Timestamp: 05:31 – 08:38

Transitioning to lighter topics, Zane and Heath discuss the nuances of selecting music via AUX cords during social gatherings. They highlight the challenge of balancing personal taste with group preferences:

Zane (07:12): "I like going for the ones that people don't typically think of. Right. I like hitting them with, like, 'Ooh, I love the way you love the way...'"

Heath reflects on the anxiety of unexpectedly being asked to choose music:

Matt (07:47): "It's embarrassing."

This conversation illustrates the subtle tensions that can arise in seemingly trivial social interactions.

3. Embracing Honest Feedback in Creative Endeavors

Timestamp: 14:22 – 17:02

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the value of authentic criticism, especially in creative projects. The hosts stress the importance of receiving genuine feedback to foster improvement:

Heath (14:31): "I genuinely get upset when people don't give me real credit. Like, when I know something's bad that I did, and they're like, it's really good. That pisses me off. I hate that. Just be honest. Be real with me."

Zane adds that honesty should prevail over superficial praise:

Zane (15:08): "That's a good test show."

The discussion emphasizes that constructive criticism is essential for personal and professional growth, even when it's difficult to hear.

4. Reactions to Personal Changes and Body Modifications

Timestamp: 17:02 – 20:22

Heath brings up the sensitivity surrounding personal appearance changes, such as nose jobs and tattoos. The conversation highlights societal judgments and the importance of respecting individual choices:

Heath (19:35): "Why would people get nose jobs to have people say that?"

Matt (19:42): "It's just rude. I hate that."

The hosts advocate for understanding and refrain from making unsolicited comments about others' body modifications.

5. Exploring Religious Beliefs and Personal Faith

Timestamp: 23:35 – 30:28

The dialogue shifts to a deep discussion about faith, religious affiliations, and personal beliefs. Matt shares his journey from Catholicism to Greek Orthodoxy, reflecting on cultural and familial influences:

Matt (27:53): "But the beauty of it is just how historic, like, that religion is in its influence on art and history and everything."

Heath and Zane engage in a conversation about the complexities of religious identity and the significance of ancestral traditions, emphasizing respect and personal spiritual journeys.

6. Private vs. Public Education: Personal Experiences

Timestamp: 30:18 – 37:47

Addressing educational environments, the hosts compare private and public schools based on personal experiences and societal perceptions. They discuss the varying atmospheres, disciplinary issues, and the impact of school type on student behavior:

Matt (31:03): "There are some private schools that are like schools where it's just kids who've gotten kicked out of every other school too."

Heath (34:25): "I went to school high a couple times."

The conversation sheds light on the stereotypes and realities of different schooling systems, advocating for a more nuanced understanding beyond common misconceptions.

7. Handling On-Air Conflicts and Social Interactions

Timestamp: 37:47 – 67:00

In the latter part of the episode, Zane, Heath, and Matt recount various confrontational situations they've encountered, ranging from tense airplane interactions to miscommunications in restaurants. These anecdotes serve as real-life examples of the episode's central theme:

Matt (38:30): "The guy was like, 'Do you want me to show you how to recline the seat?'"

Zane (43:28): "I really should have said that I wanted this for here."

Through these stories, the hosts explore effective strategies for de-escalating conflicts, the importance of clear communication, and the personal emotions involved in awkward interactions.

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Notable Quotes:

• Heath (14:31): "Just be honest. Be real with me."
• Zane (15:08): "That's a good test show."
• Heath (17:02): "You never know if they're testing you."
• Matt (35:37): "Never yuck someone's yum."

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Conclusion

Episode 281 of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered" offers a candid exploration of awkward confrontational moments, backed by personal stories and thoughtful dialogue. The hosts' willingness to share and dissect these uncomfortable experiences provides listeners with insights into managing conflicts and fostering honest relationships. By blending humor with sincere reflection, Zane and Heath create an engaging narrative that resonates with anyone navigating the complexities of social interactions.

For more engaging discussions and extended content, listeners are encouraged to visit their Patreon and follow their YouTube channel.

Transcript

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[Heath]

That was a trigger.

[Zane]

You're doing really good. You're better. You're above that. It's the past.

[Heath]

I've never used the word trigger more in my life than these past few weeks.

[Zane]

Really?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Anything that like reminds me of the or like whenever I'll finish a workout and then I'll top my top my the podcast I'll be like oh, it's.

[Zane]

Been so long now that I don't remember where I kept my cigarettes and lighter. I don't know if it was like front. Like I don't remember. Like I can't think back to being like pulling my cigarettes out of my pocket.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I don't know if it was like a shirt.

[Matt]

Do you remember always just having to go buy a lighter like or even though it wouldn't. It wasn't that your lighter went out, it was just you would lose your.

[Zane]

Lighter or you'd get, what they call it bicked.

[Matt]

Do you remember that when someone would just.

[Zane]

Somebody steals it, they asked for it, they like go light their cigarette or whatever, and then they just put it in there.

[Matt]

When I was a smoker, I was guilty of that all the time because I thought it was my lighter, like, or it was just out of reflex.

[Zane]

Yeah, let me get the lighter back, dude.

[Matt]

Yeah. Sorry, guys. And then there would be bad luck for certain colors, right? Where it's like, oh, white, like arrested or the cops.

[Zane]

What was it? A white lighter. And being 27, because, like the Kurt Cobain curse, like all the famous celebrities that had the white lighter and died at 27 with it in their pocket.

[Matt]

Oh, I didn't know it was tied to that.

[Zane]

There's like. I think there's like five people or something. Like five celebrities that they found with.

[Matt]

A white lighter in their pocket at.

[Zane]

The age of 27.

[Matt]

Strange.

[Heath]

What is it called?

[Zane]

The 2027 curse or white lighter curse.

[Matt]

The 27 Club.

[Heath]

The 27 Club, yes.

[Matt]

And like, who. Wait, who's in it? Jimmy H. Hendrix. Jim Morrison, John Belushi.

[Heath]

Whitney Houston.

[Matt]

Whitney Houston was not 27.

[Heath]

Yes, she was.

[Matt]

She was not. She was well into like her late 40s.

[Heath]

Look it up.

[Matt]

She has kids, Zane.

[Heath]

Yeah, my mom had me when she was 24.

[Matt]

Janis Joplin. She actually went to Barney's Beanery right before she died.

[Heath]

She dated Barney Houston.

[Matt]

She dated Barney also. Janice Joplin was a longhorn.

[Heath]

How old was she then?

[Matt]

Janice Shopland? No, Whitney Houston. I would say she was maybe 47.

[Heath]

No way. She was younger. She. She looked young when she went 48.

[Matt]

Rip to Whitney Houston.

[Heath]

The.

[Matt]

I always love her. And like, Oprah, like, had like a really funny relationship. Like, have you ever seen, like, Whitney Houston, like, on Oprah? Oprah made music one time, like, during her career, and it wasn't that good. And Oprah was like, what is your favorite song? And she's like, Whitney Houston's like, oh, Imagine John Lennon, but I have another one. I think I want to run away. And Oprah's like, stop.

[Zane]

Is that Oprah's song?

[Matt]

Yeah. She's like, I think I wanna run.

[Heath]

I was just like, just playing with her. That's funny.

[Matt]

Yeah, it was like her boom.

[Heath]

Oh, her boom. Her one hit wonder.

[Matt]

Would you hit the studio again and do another track Maybe.

[Heath]

Maybe with like 20 xCX or something.

[Zane]

You know, let's do it together. Yeah, you and I song together.

[Heath]

Like, I want to take. I want to take it Seriously, though, so me too.

[Zane]

I'm in it.

[Heath]

I think I'd have to go with somebody, like, a little bit more, like, with taste.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

A club.

[Heath]

I. I want. I want a club hit. Like a dance. Like a dance. I want to dance my ass off to a song that I make. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

Just got to get the right producer behind it, you know, who just has like a beat and is like, this is fire.

[Heath]

Yeah. But it's also like, it's. So we all.

[Matt]

I.

[Heath]

We all think like that. Like, we all want to make music, but you just can't. You just.

[Zane]

Just get one that's done. Like, Boom was ready to go and you just had to put your vocals on it. Like, it's.

[Heath]

That is true. People have, like, libraries of songs that they just want to get rid of. Yeah.

[Matt]

Question about Boom. Was that something that, like, Bruce had in his back pocket? Was like, this is something. Do you want to work on?

[Heath]

I don't know if I was even allowed to say this. No, it was not for Katy Perry.

[Matt]

I thought it was for Katy Perry.

[Heath]

It was. It was actually trying to be sold to Megan Trainor.

[Zane]

Oh, that's who.

[Heath]

Yeah. So when he told me, I was like, I'll. I'll take it.

[Matt]

Do you think it ever came across Megan's desk?

[Zane]

I think so.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Zane]

I think it did.

[Matt]

It did. So it came out.

[Zane]

Megan was like, good.

[Matt]

Well, yeah. Boom.

[Heath]

No, that was the thing. Is that the lyrical wise? I think that was. It was perfect for me.

[Zane]

It was.

[Heath]

Yeah, it was. It was meant for me. And I think the stars were aligned. Yeah. For that one. And it's doing really well. It has like, it was 7 million on Spotify or 6 million, I don't know. But, like, that's all. That's a big number. It's a lot for someone of my status.

[Matt]

How many monthly listeners do you have?

[Heath]

I think I have like, maybe 20,000 listen. But still, that's 20.

[Matt]

20 people who have that 20,000. Who's on ox?

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, that's crazy that, like, that many people. I think it's just being played through, like, radio station.

[Zane]

I just hope it gets picked up and put on like rap caviar.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And it's just like in that mix and your streams go through the roof. Like, that's all it takes.

[Heath]

A song that, like songs that come out years ago, it goes viral.

[Matt]

Like in Japan, they put it in some anime. You're just like, you're going on tour and we're like, we Gotta hit this song.

[Heath]

Just one song.

[Matt]

Yeah, that could do it, man.

[Heath]

But it's different iterations of the song. Like, one's. Like, remix. One is a. One is edm, one is rap, one is. But it's the same lyrics, same song.

[Matt]

If you're on ox and someone goes, you're on ox, and it's like a pregame. Okay, what is your go to song that you're gonna play? Because it's a little anxiety inducing when you're handed OX unprepared and you're like, what's something that everyone.

[Heath]

I don't come up with it. I go, what are we listening to? I let the. I let the room ask.

[Matt]

I don't know if I'm gonna allow you with that answer.

[Zane]

The worst is when the service is bad. If you got bad cell service and you get put on aux, you can.

[Matt]

Only go with your downloaded ones.

[Zane]

Awful.

[Heath]

Okay, so what are you picking? Well, no. Pretend you have. No, you can pick whatever song you want.

[Zane]

Depends if people are drunk already. It depends who's in the car. But I like going for the ones that people don't typically think of. Right. I like hitting them with, like, ooh, I love the way you love the way.

[Heath]

The way you love that.

[Matt]

That's good.

[Zane]

Like, those that, like, they hit home. You're like, I haven't heard this in forever.

[Heath]

All the girls are gonna love it. And all the guys will love it. Will like it too. Yeah.

[Zane]

It's one that you sing along. It's just fun.

[Matt]

But there's nothing worse when you're on AUX and someone's like, who is on ox?

[Heath]

It's the worst.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'll get out right now.

[Heath]

It's embarrassing.

[Matt]

We don't have to listen to my music. No, I'm sorry.

[Heath]

Yeah, but, like, no, it's that. That would, like, ruin my night if I, like, try to play something that I really think, like, it would hit and someone says that.

[Matt]

If you're hosting, though. I don't know. Sometimes I get really excited if I'm hosting something. I'm on ox.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's my home. Don't come up into someone's home and be like, can I change this?

[Zane]

The only thing I don't like about doing the AUX at my house is that you're stuck and your phone is on, like, music duty. Oh, yes. Away too far. And then it starts crackling in the other room. People are like, yeah, come on.

[Matt]

Hey, you're.

[Zane]

You have to leave your phone, like, thereby. You're just like, yeah, Did I tell.

[Heath]

You about the time where, when I was helping. I was helping Kylie Jenner with like, some for TikTok. Who. Who is that?

[Zane]

Not familiar.

[Heath]

I'm sorry, who are you?

[Matt]

Mike shower.

[Heath]

I'm literally international superstar. I'm sorry, and you are?

[Matt]

Okay, so you're helping Kylie.

[Heath]

I'm helping her with. I'm helping her with the tick tocks. And her and. And Stas are like on the other side of the house and they're like getting ready for one of the tech talks we're about to film. And this was so crazy. I don't know what the I was thinking. It's so rude.

[Matt]

Like, is.

[Heath]

I just can't believe. I just thought this was okay. My first time there, my first time at our house and they're. They're in the other room and they're. They're like getting ready and the music is playing and I'm like. I decide I'm going to change the, like the. Change the music. Like, change the song from like a.

[Matt]

Sound system throughout our whole house.

[Heath]

It's a surround system where it goes throughout the entire house. Right. And so I'm like, bold, very bold again. I was like, what, like, looking back, like, what the were you thinking?

[Zane]

You needed to change it that bad?

[Heath]

I. I was just like, there. I. I changed went some rap. Some like, sort of rap music till 1975. So I change it to a 1975 song. I think it was one of their, like, new songs. I just like, what I kept listening to on repeat, play it. And then not five seconds later, I'm playing and I was just like, oh, my God, what did I just do? And I just hear a noise go. Who just changed the music?

[Zane]

Who said it?

[Heath]

Oh, that was me who changed the music. And I wanted to, like, call my Uber and leave immediately.

[Matt]

You know, I don't have.

[Heath]

You'll never see me again.

[Matt]

Sorry.

[Heath]

Yeah, it was.

[Matt]

You added boom. But like to the queue but like every other song.

[Zane]

What was. I just got like a flashback memory of something happening. What was the situation we were in where somebody was playing a song and was like, yo, turn this off. It's terrible. This music is so depressing.

[Heath]

Oh, he.

[Matt]

I know, I know.

[Heath]

We should say it.

[Matt]

I don't think we should say it.

[Zane]

It was the person sitting next to it. It was his music.

[Matt]

Yeah, the person who was hosting.

[Zane]

What was the situation? Don't say any names, but what was the situation?

[Matt]

Someone we know was hosting something and they were talking to an artist and it's there's music playing, and the person who's hosting is like, I'm so sorry. Who is playing this music? It's so depressing. And the person. The artist he was talking to goes, it's my new album.

[Zane]

That's what it was. Oh. I literally would.

[Matt]

I don't think I think about that often.

[Heath]

I think about it all the time. It.

[Zane]

That's.

[Heath]

But it's funny that the person that threw it, like, would never say anything. Like, it just came out of nowhere. Like, very out of character. And of course it was.

[Zane]

If it was my song, I wouldn't have said anything. I'd be like, yeah, that is pretty bad.

[Heath]

Yeah. No, but here's the thing, though. The person. The artist that it. Like that.

[Matt]

It was a little experimental.

[Heath]

No, it's not even that. I'm just saying the person that it was. You're. He's. They wouldn't have just sat there and just been like, that. That's my music. They.

[Matt]

They weren't. It's kind of weird, though, like, this. That person also feel like I didn't. They don't need the validation.

[Heath]

Like, they don't need the validation.

[Matt]

It's just why.

[Heath]

It's a really hard.

[Matt]

I'm gonna go play my own music. I guess, though, you're just trying to get, you know, influencers to listen. Get some. Shazam.

[Heath]

Oh, you know what? It didn't even hit me that this person probably put their own song on. But that's also a race.

[Matt]

They did put their own song.

[Heath]

Okay, so it's. So it's a risk.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

If you're going to put your own music on, it's a risk.

[Matt]

You have to be open to criticism.

[Heath]

Especially if it's music that no one's ever heard before. You know what I mean? This reminds me of another time where we were actually at Coachella and we were on a bus heading back to. Mind you, we're not on our way to Coachella. We are coming back. So everyone's going home. We are. Our energy is down to the shitter. Everyone's tired. It's quiet. And this person goes, I'm going to play my music. And I'm in my head, I'm like, that is risky. This is. This is a silent bus. Who's tired? And you're gonna play your own music.

[Matt]

Whatever. Hey, it's not. Can I just play one of my songs? Like, hey, guys, I'm gonna be playing just a song. It's like, we're gonna be playing.

[Heath]

This person made a small announcement to like, maybe the few people around, but, like, the whole bus did not hear this.

[Zane]

Us. We should put a podcast on our. Fine. I don't. I would.

[Heath]

I would never. I. I. Decapitation. I. This person started playing it, and this person's sitting next to me, right? And I'm also not gonna say who this person is, but I wish I could, because it's hilarious. Starts playing the music, and I'm sitting there, and it sounds like, okay, you know the. You know the artist Coco Rosie?

[Zane]

No, no.

[Matt]

Shout out to Coco Rosie. Like, what this is.

[Heath]

Coco Rosie's good.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

Oh, like, kind of. What's that girl's name who collapsed with Tyler, the creator. Very South American girl.

[Zane]

Very Singing in italics.

[Matt]

Drive around my car.

[Heath]

Yes. Incursive, cursive. It's very experimental. You have to be good to, like, a lounge singer. Kind of sucks, but even that, it's still, like, very experimental.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

To the side. It was. She tried to make that type of music, but it was.

[Matt]

Wasn't the vibe.

[Heath]

Oh, it was. It was terrible. It was just terrible. And this music was. Blair. I'm, like, sitting there like, oh, my God.

[Zane]

How long did it go on for?

[Heath]

Oh, went on for the rest of the ride. Oh, I went out for the rest of the ride. And that's what's tough. And I remember people's like, as. People are just like, oh.

[Zane]

Because.

[Matt]

And is it. Was the person playing it like. Yeah.

[Heath]

Oh, of course. Of course. If you have the balls to play your own music on a bus like that, you are.

[Zane]

So what'd you guys think?

[Matt]

You guys.

[Zane]

Did you like it?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Feedback.

[Heath]

I think it was specifically.

[Zane]

I could take. I could take criticism.

[Matt]

I felt. I felt.

[Zane]

What that say that they could take criticism.

[Heath]

I cannot take.

[Zane]

Not. Trust me. I could take. I could take criticism. If you didn't like it, be honest.

[Matt]

It was a bit.

[Heath]

What?

[Zane]

Oh, that's the style I was going for.

[Matt]

Yeah. Doubling down on it. Oh, well, you're not really getting the full picture of, like, what we were going.

[Zane]

I see why you wouldn't like it because you're like, taste is a little different.

[Heath]

But I. I genuinely get upset when people don't give me real credit. Like, when I know something's bad that I did, and they're like, it's really good. That pisses me off. I hate that. Just be honest. Be real with me.

[Zane]

That's a good test show.

[Matt]

Somebody's asking for it, though. I don't. I don't know.

[Heath]

I'm asking for honesty. There's certain Moments where. When. Especially when I'm working or I have a video, I want, like, genuine honesty, and people will just go, no, no, it's good. I was like, you're not being honest with me. Just, like, you got to nitpick it. Like, tell me what sucks. Like, you should.

[Zane]

What should something, like, show something that's terrible, worse, really bad, and just feel like your roommates are walking by. Like, what are you working on? Just be like, oh, is this a new video you want to see?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And then just, like, open it up to this fake video.

[Heath]

Remy made that, like, fake merch.

[Zane]

So good.

[Heath]

But we lied.

[Matt]

Oh, she made fake merch for you all to react to. To see.

[Heath]

Yeah. She was like, look at the. Look at our new merch. And we're like, oh, that's. That's cute. But it was also on camera, so that wasn't fair. It was off camera. I think we would have reacted a little different. Yeah, we were like, that's really cute. It was like in comic Sans font. We're like, this is interesting.

[Matt]

But it's nice, though, when you do have a friend, though, who is like, you know, you're in a safe place, and they're so tough, where they actually like criticism, like, in. Even if it's. Yeah. Or like, I had a friend recently. He, like, did his cabinets of color or something, and, like, I hated the color of the cabinets, and I guess he has money, so he, like, not offended. He goes, no, please tell me. What do you think? Yeah, this is just not the right color. You painted the. Your cab is wrong color. And then, like, some people were with, like, Matt. And he goes, no, I needed to hear this, like. And he goes, why? And like, I explained it. And he goes, that's a good point. A lot of people. It's good to have, but. But it's different moments for different people, all of that.

[Heath]

There's a. There's a. I think the only thing that you're. The only thing that you're allowed to lie about and don't be. If you don't like it, just hold it back. Are tattoos because they're permanent.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You know they're permanent. You don't.

[Zane]

You don't need to say.

[Matt]

You don't need to say tattoo unless you birth them.

[Heath]

Unless you birth them. Yeah. Your parents, they're a lot of talking shit about your tattoo.

[Zane]

Even if somebody, like, the person that has the tattoo hates on them and says something, do not be like, yeah, you're right. It is really. Do not still stay silent.

[Heath]

Because you never know if they're testing you.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

There's another thing that, like this, really. I hate this. There's a Mariah actually sent me a TikTok of a girl's girl that got a nose job and her before her. I mean, her nose is. It was really, really big where like I was actually surprised that she went that long with that nose like normally. Like, I feel like, especially as soon as you turn 18 with the nose like that, you're like, I want a nose job immediately. She got the nose job. She looked amazing, right? Great nose job. You could tell she was happy with it. She looks amazing. All the comments. You look so beautiful with your old nose. I ever hate, I hate when people like, you're a liar.

[Matt]

Oh yeah, you're alive.

[Heath]

Really? So why don't you get a nose job to get a bigger nose then? Yeah, why don't people get nose jobs to have people said that about my.

[Matt]

Ears when I. Yeah. Go. You know what I mean? Years. I'm like, they're not coming back and they're not yours. Just like, you don't need to say anything.

[Zane]

They're not.

[Heath]

It's just rude. I hate that. And that's with any like, any procedure. Like people are saying, like saying you need. You didn't need to get a hair trans. I was like, oh, really? You don't see people plucking their hairs out to be bald.

[Zane]

Pluck it back.

[Heath]

Yeah. Especially with the Internet. They receding hairline on men. That's the first thing they call out. You telling me, period, you didn't need that? You didn't need the hair transplant. You're beautiful without it.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's just. And they think that they're being nice by saying it. I'm like, no, it's not.

[Heath]

It's done you already. We already got it. Oh, oh, the intro. No, actually, let's keep going without this.

[Matt]

No intro.

[Heath]

No intro.

[Matt]

Okay, fine.

[Zane]

How about we put it at the end?

[Heath]

How about.

[Zane]

Thanks guys for watching.

[Heath]

How about you dance for us and we'll make that the intro. There you go.

[Zane]

It's baby.

[Heath]

Welcome back to Zenith. I'm saying I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Heath]

I'm Mariah. And we are 42. Actually when this comes out, I'm 42 days of a free.

[Matt]

Good, good, free.

[Heath]

The mucus has stopped. I was getting a lot of mucus coming out for the past week and a half, two weeks. I didn't think that was ever going to go away. That went away good. I'm feeling like I'm able to breathe. And I actually got no strips so I can wear those to get even more oxygen down my, down my nostrils and like just, just I want my, I want my lungs to just really just.

[Matt]

Did you do.

[Zane]

Did you do the cool tick tock that are like magnetic in it? Like.

[Heath]

Yes. Yeah. I have the magnetic ones. The magnetic ones.

[Zane]

Do you like those better?

[Heath]

It's a lot to have that on there. You have the magnetic thing. You got the whole thing on top. That's a little too much.

[Zane]

Right?

[Heath]

But then the other ones. I hate sticky. When it's sticky all the way clogs.

[Matt]

You can get some, like, blackheads from it.

[Heath]

Exactly. So you kind of have to pick your poison on that one. So I've been doing the magnetic ones that pulls it really wide. I can breathe nicely. Mouth. I haven't done. No, I actually. I realized that I don't sleep with my mouth open.

[Matt]

Oh, good.

[Heath]

I actually don't. I'm good on that. I. I just need to open my nose up to get more oxygen in.

[Zane]

What are we supposed to do? It's supposed to be through the nose, out the mouth.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

At night, I'm a mouth breather. During the day I'm really good.

[Heath]

That sounds so offensive.

[Matt]

I.

[Zane]

Mouth breather.

[Heath]

Mouth breather.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

It's from.

[Matt]

Look like one Stranger Things.

[Heath]

Oh, really? Mouth breather.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Because isn't that what, like, he teaches 11, like, they're stupid. They're mouth breathers. And so, like, 11 will like, the people, the bully. She's like, mouth breather. Doesn't she say that?

[Heath]

I don't. I don't remember that. Interesting.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

New season coming out for that.

[Matt]

Yes. But I don't think they've announced the official date, but. Wrap it up.

[Heath]

That's what I'm saying, baby.

[Matt]

Wrap it up.

[Heath]

We get it.

[Matt]

It's been going on way too long.

[Heath]

We want. I want to see deaths. All. I want to see deaths.

[Matt]

The whole cast, everyone.

[Heath]

I want to see a show where the entire cast dies in the last episode.

[Matt]

Yeah. Make it like Hamlet.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Speaking of death, the Pope. I saw the Pope died.

[Heath]

I did. You know, I didn't even know what.

[Matt]

He looked like after it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Pope Francis.

[Heath]

But did he just get elected?

[Matt]

Well, Pope Benedict. Oh, gosh. How many years ago was it? 2013. Because it was Pope. Because it was when we were born. It was Pope John Paul II. He passed away in around 2005.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And then it became Pope Benedict. Pope Benedict, though, was the first Pope, I believe in like, 600 years to resign because he wasn't in, like, good mental health. So he was like, I have to pass this on. And then it became Pope Francis, 8 years old. And now. Because now it goes into the whole funeral and stuff and the whole morning. And I think that goes on for like, the next two weeks. And then it becomes the Conclave. Yeah, The Conclave is when basically all of the head cardinals from all across the world get together.

[Zane]

A survivor.

[Heath]

Yeah. I pretty. I. I watched the movie. I'm. They did a pretty good job. I feel like depicting what.

[Matt]

Because it's all of these men coming together and debating over the course of it could be four days. It could be hell, two years, but it never gets that long. But you kind of have an idea.

[Heath]

Of who they want it to be.

[Matt]

Sit there or debating in the eyes of God about who is going to be the most famous person in the world.

[Heath]

So insane.

[Matt]

Right after. It's cr. So I. I don't know. For me, it's, like, kind of exciting because it's like. It's like.

[Heath]

Would. That's. This is all, like, political. You would say, right? Like, who's gonna have the best? Like, yes.

[Matt]

Or like, because it. Because all of them are, like, getting up and giving their own speeches about, like, how the Church should be. And they have so much influence on how the Church is. The past Pope has been a really kind of fun Pope. Pope. Been pretty progressive compared to other popes in the past.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

It also could be, like a young pope. It could be a guy who's 30 years old and you are for the next 70 years of your life. It could also be a black Pope. It could also be. I think the Filipino Pope right now is, like, one of the higher up ones. They're like, keep an eye on him. But yeah, the goal, the global influence of that is. It's crazy. Of what can come out of it.

[Heath]

And so should we go to the. What's it. The reaping. What's the. What's it called when they elect a new. And everyone's outside waiting.

[Matt]

Well, it. Ha. There are people who are camping out all throughout the Conclave.

[Heath]

That's insane.

[Matt]

They vote four times a day. And what they do is with your Coachella mainstay, literally.

[Heath]

Can I get artist masters for this front row? I actually, this. I. This is genuinely something I think I would love to, like, experience and go to.

[Matt]

I know. Like.

[Heath]

Like, I would love to be out there.

[Zane]

It's so crazy. It happened on the year of the Jubilee, too.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

It's just really crazy.

[Heath]

Jubilee has those videos.

[Zane]

That's right.

[Matt]

It's got to be like Big Brother, though, up in there with, like, all of them making alliances, who you're going to vote for, because you have to have two thirds of the vote, and they vote four times a day. And if they don't make the decision, they put all the ballots into that burner and they let everybody know outside the Vatican that they haven't made a decision.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Until once they make the decision, they emit the white smoke.

[Heath]

It's just my vape.

[Matt]

But no, it's just. I don't know. It's just gonna be wild to see what goes down.

[Heath]

Yeah, I know I will definitely be tuning in to that.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Matt]

Yeah, there's one that's, like, from America. That's, like, a pretty high up in terms of, like, if they do an elect an American pope, which has never happened. I mean, Pope Francis was from Argentina, so he was from the Americas. But my dad has, like, a photo with him and has, like, met him, like, a handful.

[Heath]

Oh, really?

[Matt]

Yeah. I can't remember which one he is, but it'd be cool if it's that guy. But, I mean, got him before. Getting to, like, meet the pope, though, is, like, the biggest thing you can do as a Catholic. Yeah, I've seen him.

[Heath]

Has he ever done, like, a PR run where he's on, like, people's podcasts?

[Matt]

Well, to the Pope pod.

[Heath]

Yeah, The Pope pod is a good name for a podcast.

[Matt]

The Pope cast Pop.

[Heath]

Yep. The popcast. I don't know.

[Matt]

I don't know. It's just. It's going to be exciting. So make your bets.

[Heath]

All right.

[Zane]

You're not Catholic, though, right?

[Matt]

You're. I am catholic.

[Zane]

But you go to baptized Catholic, but you go to an Orthodox church.

[Matt]

Yeah. With Patricia, who's Greek. Greek Orthodox. Yes, But I'm. I'm. I'm not baptized Catholic. Am I an active practicing Catholic? No, like, but, like, so you're more Orthodox than Catholic. I'm observing right now. I would say, like, the Greek Orthodox, like, Faith, like, I partake. I don't take Communion. When I'm there, I can't take Communion and I can't do my. Like, they're, you know, they're crossing or whatever. But I don't know, like, I'm in a place right now to where I have been open to the idea of, like, converting to Greek Orthodox, mostly out of respect to my wife and, like, the tradition to her family. My dad did private Catholic school his entire life, and we went to Catholic Church a lot. I wouldn't say, like, growing up until I was about second grade. And then my grandparents, like, passed away. And then I think my dad was just. I wouldn't say, like, fell out of love with the Catholic Church, but he's on his own spiritual journey. That's my. The way I know faith in God and everything is through the Catholic Church. Greek Orthodoxy is very similar to it. They just don't. They don't recognize the Pope. They don't recognize the Pope. They believe all people are equal in the eyes of God. Catholics believe that the only person above all of the people that is closest to God is the Pope. Got it. So. But because of, like. But the beauty of it is just how historic, like, that religion is in its influence on art and history and everything. And, like, if anything, it's. For me, it's honoring the faith of my ancestors because we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the faith of our ancestors, especially if you're coming from a very old, old religion. So it's like, the reason why I would respect that is because of the ancestry that, like, my wife is tied to. If it was some New Age religion, I don't know, I don't think I would be, like, too into it. But that's just me and, like, your own relationship with faith. But I don't know. I mean, I'm familiar with the Bible. I've never read it fully. There's still so much, like, homework I need to do because I'm not going to be. I don't want to have imposter syndrome about my faith. So when I truly feel like it's hit me, I'll be open to it. But I myself, I struggle with it. Like, a lot of times, like, churches have their own, like, I don't know, rough sides to it. And it's like, am I willing to fully accept this for what it is? Or, I don't know. It's a whole journey. It's a whole journey.

[Heath]

Where do you. Where do you plan on having or have you and Patricia talked about where you would want your kids to go to like a private school or a public school?

[Matt]

All depends on where we're living. If it's a good. If it's a good public school, of course. Yeah, but if it's private school. Exactly. But I gotta see what type of private school it is. Yeah, I don't know.

[Heath]

Sometimes private schools are scary. They could be like worse than public.

[Matt]

I don't know if I want to send my kids to an all boys school or an all girls school.

[Heath]

That's not what private is though, right?

[Zane]

No, there's, there's a difference. Like there's private all boy or you could just have like a private.

[Heath]

Just in general. Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Also depends on what my kids interests are. If maybe that private school is like very good at like having a certain.

[Zane]

Passion or like certain sports.

[Matt]

Yeah, if he's a good lacrosse player. But the public school doesn't have lacrosse. It's like, okay, well then go to the private school.

[Zane]

My brother went to American Heritage for football.

[Heath]

They had like a good scholarship for.

[Zane]

Coach at that school saw my brother playing and was like, we want him to come to American Heritage.

[Heath]

And that's when they say that we'll pay for everything. Or is that you get a heavy discount on you.

[Zane]

You can get like scholarships, you can get certain things like that. It's, it just all depends on like the school.

[Matt]

And there's some private schools that are like schools where it's just kids who've gotten kicked out of every other school too. Yeah, there was always like a handful of those private schools that like where.

[Heath]

They couldn't get anything else. So they, it would be like maybe.

[Matt]

Some kids there were like good kids. But like it was like a school where it's like that's like a last resort, like, or it's usually just some rich kid who's been kicked out of every other school. This is the only school.

[Heath]

But there needs to be a private school where they, because they want to take the parents money because they're loaded, but they, the no other school wants the kid. Yeah, they just put him in this private school that.

[Matt]

I dated this girl in high school who went to a private school. I think it was Prince of Peace. In Prince of Peace outside of Dallas. And I went to go have lunch with her and I was having lunch with her and everyone there is in, you know, private school outfits. I was wearing like a hurley billabong jacket with like fur, with a fur hood. And I'm sitting there out of uniform, like having lunch with her. And I could tell some of the guys like did not like that I was just this public school kid coming in and like dating this girl. And I'll never forget the guy came, comes over, he goes, hey man, one second. Are you gay?

[Zane]

Oh, I think you told me about that.

[Matt]

Just. And in front of like the girl.

[Heath]

I've heard this story, but you cut all the store. The storyline behind that. We've heard this one before. I didn't know that you were dating a girl and you went to a school.

[Zane]

Gay.

[Heath]

That's funny.

[Zane]

Gay.

[Heath]

Are you gay?

[Matt]

Crushed. Crushed. What were you about to say? I'm sorry.

[Heath]

Just. I guess just your cheeks getting rosy.

[Matt]

As I still think about it.

[Zane]

I can't remember.

[Matt]

Yeah, I think monor. Schools are very interesting, like for early education.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's like preschool, kindergarten and you can even do like first, second grade. But like how it's more like at your own pace of learning. It's very like you go in and you kind of solve the problem of what. But rather than being instructed on what you're going to learn, you kind of chase your own like passion and pace of it. Sorry, I'm like doing bad job at describing, but it's that I think that sometimes is a little. Maybe cognitively beneficial for a young child because sometimes young kids, they are. Maybe they have a little ADD and it's hard for them to sit still and they just. They don't like what's being taught and so they just decide to tune it out.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Rather if you make that learning experience more inviting for the kid, maybe they can.

[Heath]

That's what I needed.

[Matt]

But I wasn't a Montessori kid. Yeah.

[Heath]

Did you know, did you. Were you close with anybody that went to a private school?

[Zane]

I had friends in high school that went to Archbishop and were at like a private.

[Heath]

What was. What would be considered like something crazy that happened at like a private school that you just.

[Zane]

The only things I heard about like private school, like my brother went to private high school. Everything I just knew about it was they just had like drug problems.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

They were all their families, like families had money. So they were like stealing their. Their parents like drugs and stuff and we're like bringing it. It to school.

[Heath]

Like so the family, the parents would have drugs.

[Matt]

Yeah. They're popping ecstasy. Yes. They're doing like kids like we're like, we're sophomores in high school.

[Zane]

They were doing like crazy stuff.

[Heath]

But like in. During school or.

[Matt]

No, like just on the weekends. But they Were into hard drugs, But I don't know. Maybe at school.

[Heath]

I went to. I went to school high a couple times.

[Zane]

Did you?

[Heath]

Yeah. It was. It was the worst thing in the world in Spanish. Imagine being in Spanish and you, like, barely know Spanish and, like.

[Zane]

Saying it is another language. The only. The only thing I never did, like, school. Like, I never went drunk or anything. The only thing I would do with Austin was we would sit in a parking lot in his car, and we would just dip. We just, like, put it in.

[Matt]

Oh, sick.

[Zane]

And we just, like, sit there for, like, 10 minutes. I was like, just get that buzz.

[Heath]

Good, Good buzz before.

[Zane]

So stupid math class. So stupid.

[Matt]

So stupid Skull peach.

[Zane]

We'd be in there.

[Matt]

Oh, no way.

[Zane]

E. Dumb. Yeah.

[Heath]

I need to learn not to say Danielle told me the other day, and it makes sense. She was like, do not ever yuck someone's yum. Yep. I was like, that's a really good tip. Like.

[Matt]

Like hating on what someone loves just.

[Heath]

Never yuck someone's yum.

[Zane]

If somebody thinks something tastes really good.

[Heath]

And I go, yuck. So, like, if Brussels sprouts come out and I go yuck, it's like, yeah, you know, it's someone's yum. But it's really hard for me to get past that.

[Zane]

But that's disgusting. But how could you, like.

[Heath]

Yeah, I can't. I get it. I get it, though. And I need to learn. Learned to not do that, because I do that a lot. I love yucking people's yum.

[Zane]

I love it Yucky yuck food at all.

[Heath]

Yucking yum is my middle name.

[Matt]

Yeah. Or if they're, like, so passionate about something, and you're like, wow, you're really into.

[Heath]

No, no. Not when they're very passionate about something. I think that's different. But, like, just even just a temporary yum. Like, oh, I like this.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I don't like that. Just shouting down.

[Matt]

Okay, okay. All right.

[Zane]

And there's no benefit. There's nothing you can gain from that.

[Heath]

Yeah. But, like, I've literally never heard it said like that. Like, don't ever yuck someone's yum. I love that. Like, I could see me telling my kids that, don't ever yuck someone's young.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's a beautiful little phrase.

[Heath]

I'm gonna get that tattooed on my ass. I just. It really stuck with me for the past two and a half days.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

I saw crazy plane interaction. I wish it accelerated, but I was on a plane and we landed, and, you know, everyone's, like, kind of standing up, you know, you know, getting their stuff. I'm still sitting. Guy over me, he's still sitting. And I think he, like, has his laptop out just, like, on. In his lap. You know, he's put up the tray table. But, yeah, homeboy's working, and this lady, she's already been standing up, and she's just. Has been looking at this man and just giving him the meanest. I can already picture this stink eye. And I'm kind of sitting there just, like, watching her locked in, looking at this man, giving him the full stink eye and just, like, wanting to be acknowledged.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

It's just, like, on his laptop, you know, in the zone. And she's trying to bait him to acknowledge.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And so I'm just, like, staring, watching what this is going down. And finally the guy goes, yes. And she goes, I couldn't recline my seat the entire flight because you had some device on the back preventing me to recline the seat. And he goes, I had a device strapped to the back of the seat that prevented. She goes, yeah, you did. And he goes, do you want me to show you how to recline the seat? If there's a button right there, I can show you how to do it. She goes, I don't need to see anything. And he goes, but you think that I prevented you from reclining Your seat the entire time. She goes, you sure did. And he goes, conviction. He goes, okay, believe that then. But I didn't do it.

[Heath]

You saw all that.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, that.

[Zane]

I almost pulled out, like, just to live for that.

[Heath]

Matt, that would have been a. Because it's just so subtle, that video. If you. If you just push that on tick tock. You would have been like, I love this.

[Matt]

The way this dude was, like, locked in where he was not letting this woman. He was not being rude, but he was definitely, like, bold enough to. Where he's like, oh, you want to accuse me of doing something that I didn't do? Sure. Think that. And oh, gosh. And even the girl who was sitting next to the one. The woman who was, like, getting mad.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

She was looking at me and we were both like, this is ridiculous.

[Heath]

It's. It's a pretty bold statement. A device to prevent me from reclining. Almost like he, like. Like rew. Like, wired it where it's like.

[Zane]

It's also one thing to. To think that, but it's another to say it to the person.

[Heath]

Right.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Because also he would have had no idea that this lady thought that he was doing that to her.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

She didn't, like, accuse him. He had no idea that that was even going through her head for the last five hours.

[Matt]

She wanted to.

[Heath]

Like, that's so funny to me that, like, she. She's sitting there.

[Zane]

She is just itching to get.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And, you know, she probably was not pushing hard enough because.

[Zane]

And, you know, you know, looking back the whole flight, she was probably like this.

[Heath]

You know, poor thing. She's so old.

[Zane]

You know, she didn't have to go to the bathroom, but she would stand up to just.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Him down the aisle.

[Matt]

I wish he, like, got up and was like, all right, let's recline it. Like, sit back. Sit back. And boom.

[Heath]

Well, no, she would have been like, well, you took off the device.

[Matt]

I'm like, what device? I mean, he had his laptop out, but I'm like, where laptop was? Not the laptop. Move.

[Zane]

Where's the device?

[Heath]

If you were to have your table down and you have your laptop up and you're working off the table, do you have to push, like, harder?

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

On the reclining seat. You don't. Oh, okay.

[Matt]

The whole tray. And there's no way that, like, the tray is attached to the back of the seat.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So it moves with the seat. It doesn't like. And he wasn't like, I don't know, putting his laptop at an angle to prevent that from happening. Like. Like, I don't know. I think she just realized she couldn't recline the seat and then looks at. He had a laptop and was like, you were the reason. Because of. But it was weird. She called it a device when he just has a laptop. So he was like, what device are you talking about? Yeah, I. Ma'am. How.

[Heath]

How old was he?

[Matt]

I would say maybe early 40s, like, 42.

[Zane]

What about her?

[Matt]

I would say 63. 63.

[Heath]

And was she with anybody or by herself?

[Matt]

By herself. By herself. And it was just. But I wonder if I was that guy. And I was. I just admired his boldness. He was not being a dick, but he was just like, don't accuse me of something I didn't do. I. My people. She's on an airplane. It's like, I wanted to.

[Heath]

Cause I would have get. I would have. If I was in his. His position, and that's what I heard. I would have giggled. I'd have been like, no. What do you.

[Matt]

What do you mean?

[Heath]

Why would. Why would I have a device that, like, connects.

[Zane]

I don't know what my reaction would have been.

[Matt]

I would like, let's solve this together. Let's solve this together. So I'm gonna sit here and go, no.

[Zane]

Because it would just be like, I don't know where you're hiding it, but you had something during the flight. And then.

[Heath]

You know what I mean? Like, well, I've been like, you know what? You're right. Let me show you. And I'm gonna. I'll pull out my portable charger. It's like, all you got to do is get one of these. You plug it on the seat, and you will not be able to recline it.

[Matt]

And she's like, let me get one.

[Zane]

We had this lady at the coffee shop this morning. It just reminded me of a situation like that. She. I just don't. Some of these people. I really don't understand the need to say anything. Like, you don't need to even bring it up. She got served her coffee in a to go cup and her sandwich in a to go box. She grabs it from the guy. She starts walking to go back to her seat, sits down. She gets back up, walks back over to the guy. I was like, I really should have said that I wanted this for here, because I would have gotten the. He's like, the plate. And she's like, yeah. She's like. And then walked away. It's like, what do you want?

[Matt]

Like, could he have offered her, like, a Plate.

[Heath]

Just eat it for you.

[Zane]

No, but she. Like, it was a. I really should have said that I wanted it for here. And she. She. She was like. And the cup would have been in the glass.

[Matt]

I wish. That's passive. It's passive.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, don't give me passive aggressiveness. You could go, I'm so sorry. I. I wanted this to go. Is there any way we can get the plate.

[Zane]

Can I pour this into a glass instead?

[Matt]

Yeah. Let's aim for a resolution here. It was just, like, this grievance to the world. Well, I wish I did that.

[Zane]

And he looked. Because it was.

[Matt]

No. Do I look like a genie?

[Zane]

It was slammed. Busy, too. And he's the only person working. Oh, so he was already, like, in a rush. Flustered, like. And he was just like. But it was just like.

[Heath]

Almost like. I cannot believe you just stopped my workflow for the.

[Zane]

Your coffee's in a paper cup today instead of glass.

[Heath]

It's okay.

[Zane]

It's just like, things are not as big of a deal as trying to make things like it is. Okay.

[Heath]

You know, like, just thinking about how many of those he gets a day makes me feel really bad.

[Zane]

Yes. He probably gets it all the time.

[Heath]

Or the. Oh, he. Sometimes I'll hear the surprise me. Surprise me.

[Matt]

Wait, who is saying that?

[Heath]

Surprise me to just anyone? I'll hear more at a bar. At a bar than a coffee shop. But like, I'm imagining at a coffee.

[Zane]

Shop surprising people saying that are. Are new to drinking and don't know what they want or how to order a drink yet.

[Heath]

Yeah, I'd be like, id?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I don't know. Surprise me. ID Right now.

[Zane]

Diet Coke. Surprise me. That's what you get. Surprise.

[Matt]

Water.

[Zane]

Surprise.

[Heath]

Or no, I'd get him the most expensive bottle.

[Zane]

You go to the top.

[Heath]

The top shelf. 150 shop.

[Zane]

Louie. Yeah.

[Matt]

How would that hold up in court?

[Zane]

Surprise.

[Heath]

Surprise.

[Matt]

Like, your honor. Well, surprise, Surprise.

[Heath]

Even served.

[Matt]

That'd be like a great Judge Judy case.

[Heath]

Yeah, a great Judge Judy case.

[Matt]

You want a. I can't even do it. Surprise. You're in court. Surprise. You got legal bills you have to pay.

[Heath]

You said surprise me, and now you're.

[Matt]

Here on my show. But I would be pissed if I said, surprise me, and they served me, like, a 300 bottle.

[Heath]

Well, then don't say, surprise me then.

[Matt]

Unless there are cocktail bars. Like, there's one in New York, I believe. What is it? The.

[Heath]

It's called the surprise. It's called surprise me Bar.

[Matt]

Christmas cocktail. And it's called the Holiday Bar. It's right down the Lower east side. That place, though, is, like, known where you go, what are you feeling like? Or they'll. They whip you up whatever the bartender kind of wants.

[Zane]

Or if it's between two options, right? Like, if. If they're like, we do sweet margaritas, and you're like, oh, what flavor do you have? And they're like, oh, we have peach and raspberry. Which one do you want? Like, between the two?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Peach or raspberry?

[Heath]

Surprise. Yeah, that's fine.

[Matt]

You're out. Whatever.

[Zane]

Out of the two?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Usually it would be like, whichever flavor you like better.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Zane]

But it's just like, what would you like to drink tonight? Surprise me.

[Heath]

You know what's acceptable if you just turned 21? You're like, I just turned 21. Surprise me. Me. I'd be like, you know what? That's okay. She just turned 21.

[Zane]

Louie.

[Matt]

The 14th or 13th. Just like, enjoy, enjoy. You have no money to spend for those. That birthday fund, gone.

[Heath]

I would. I would. I would look at the purse. Like, if, like, Remy pulled up to the bar and she surprised me. I saw that Birkin.

[Zane]

I'm like.

[Matt]

You know what I always hate? I feel terrible about is when, you know, you're like, a nice restaurant. They're, like, running through your specials and stuff. You're kind of eyeballing a few things, and you. And you go, what do you like? And they go, I personally love this. It's my favorite thing. And you go, I'm gonna do the burger now. I'm not gonna get that. Now that you described it, like, what.

[Heath]

Was the point of that?

[Matt]

I feel. I feel. But it really doesn't hurt their feelings. I feel terrible. My people, please. Inside. I'm just like, so good. Oh, I love that you love that. That. But I'm gonna go with the thing that you don't like.

[Zane]

Oh, that does sound really good. I'll do the cheese thing.

[Matt]

I'm gonna try that one next time, I promise.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Yeah, don't forget.

[Matt]

Don't forget.

[Heath]

I. I do love when servers are, like, very honest about their food. If something like.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, hey, how is this one? They're like, that one's not good. Do not get that. Like, when they're, like, very honest like that, I'm like, first off, that's. That's a huge risk that you're just saying that. Because I could be anybody. Imagine I was like the owner's son. I just decided to stop by being a little. Just like. But then again, you're like a p. If you're going to go to, like a server, I think they can phrase things a little differently.

[Matt]

Just go. I personally am not a fan and I don't think. Yeah, it's not ordered very often. It's kind of one of our B sides that we have here at the. It's not a chef's favorite.

[Zane]

I personally don't do fish, so I'm not the person to ask. But if you like that, you would love it.

[Matt]

Yes, absolutely.

[Zane]

My favorite thing, though is like, are there ever any people who are just brutally honest? We're like, you know, the waiter or waitress always comes over like, like, how we doing? Like, how we like. And everything is good. Actually.

[Heath]

No, no, it's actually not good.

[Zane]

It's not.

[Heath]

It's all right. It's all right. I. But we're gonna eat it.

[Zane]

I don't think.

[Matt]

I could never.

[Zane]

I could actually. Pretty mid.

[Matt]

The only thing, though, I genuinely do think, though, if you are at a nice restaurant and you do order a cocktail and you genuinely do not like it, after that one sip, you can take it back, no problem. Because that is nothing like on them to, like, just make another cocktail.

[Heath]

There's actually a difference between, like a. A cocktail you don't like and a cocktail that, like, does not taste right.

[Zane]

Right.

[Heath]

If it didn't taste right, I'd be like, you know, I'm gonna save their service next table in case they order us and be like, hey, this does not taste right at all. But if it was something I didn't like, I would just keep it, like.

[Matt]

The way they do a cocktail. And you're like, this is actually not what I wanted at all. Yeah, it's genuinely. But don't keep drinking it. But just say, like, I'm so sorry, this is not. Most of the time they're like, no problem. Yeah, yeah, we'll get you another one. Because it's like, they're so tough to, like, have a big ass tomahawk steak and be like, this just isn't cigarette. And they're like, that's $250. And someone spent all their time working.

[Heath]

On it back there. Like, tell. I. I keep forgetting this story when we were at Bourbon Steak and I was like, oh, I like this thing. I'll do. Oh, what was it like, I'll do 12 ounces. But I didn't know that each ounce comes.

[Zane]

It was a. It was a wagyu steak that the cow had only eaten olives its entire life. Okay, so it's like the most tender, just olivey tasting, like insanely.

[Heath]

Like this cow was. Like this was tended to like to be. This cow was taking care of its entire life.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Did you know that they massaged the wagyu cows? Like that's the thing. Somebody's out there giving them like full body massages.

[Heath]

Between me, I think they're. I think they're being weird. You think that they're doing that for their steak? I think they're a beastiality type people.

[Zane]

You like that?

[Heath]

I think you're freaks.

[Zane]

Dave Chappelle skit was really funny. It was exactly like that. Anyways, so we ordered. So it's really, really expensive. I think it's like 150 an ounce. Like something absurd.

[Matt]

Oh, no.

[Zane]

But I didn't know they didn't know that it was per ounce. So the guy's like, all right, great. You want to try it? Cool. And how many ounces do we want, want? And he's like, oh, 12. He's like, I'm trying to get my protein in. Let's do 12. I was like, I'm across the top. He's like, he's like, I'm hungry. I want. I was like, zane, it's per ounce. He's like, what about it? I want 12. I'm like 150 per ounce. I was like, you're about to order.

[Matt]

Like 3,000 after that. Yeah.

[Heath]

You imagine that coming out Crazy.

[Matt]

It did happen to me one time though. Over yu steak. I was at like a high end Korean barbecue place.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I feel like I've said the story years ago and it was like, you know, we go into Korean barbecue place to go. Do you want to do. Okay, we're doing a group thing. Do you want the A1, do you want the B1 or do you want the A and B? Like, you know, there's like the big courses for the packages, platter kind of.

[Zane]

Thing, the different meats that you can get for the package.

[Matt]

We said A and maybe there was like a slight modification of something from the B and the girl put it in as A and B. In the A and B package deal was twelve hundred dollars. And we were supposed to just go in for like a 500 meal for like a double date. It was nice. And. And I remember eating as the food was coming out. I was like, wow, we are eating good tonight. This white dude is coming out. And then we got the bill and it was twelve hundred dollars. And I instantly was like, you got.

[Zane]

You gotta play it off. Like you knew it was the price.

[Heath]

Yeah, right. I'd be in the bag washing dishes.

[Matt]

My people pleasing side was like, like, damn, we made a big mistake, but let's just pay it and just accept it. We move on. The. One of the girls in the group was like, no, I'm saying something. And she like ended up having to explain getting the manager. And it wasn't. The thing is, it's like, this is not what we agreed on. And you just fooled us into paying like 600 more dollars. You have to be so clear on which thing we ordered because it was a big miscommunication thing. The waitress heard something that wasn't.

[Heath]

Especially when it comes to those. Like that section of the menu. I think the waiter has to be extra. Like. Ask again to be sure.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

A and B. Like, you have to make it clear.

[Matt]

Yeah, she didn't do. And I could not handle the conversation like that much. And it was not heated. It was just. It's the confrontation. You just.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And I had to get up and use the bathroom. I couldn't handle it.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But we managed to get.

[Zane]

Did you not notice the whole time that you were getting stuff from the B package as well, or. It was just kind of like.

[Matt]

I was just like. It kept coming out, like the platters kept coming out. And I was like full. And I go, go, this is a lot.

[Heath]

We're gonna take some home.

[Matt]

And then right when it came, we were like. But they knocked, I think like 250 off of it. So it was like 25 off. And we were still like. And. But we were still like. I just got. Because we were eating the finest meats and just being like, I paid for what? You know what I mean?

[Zane]

Oh, I didn't want it.

[Matt]

The meat's gone.

[Heath]

Well, man, you know, next time just order A and B and then do the same thing. We only ordered a 750. Thank you.

[Zane]

That's really funny. Mariah and I just went on a really cute little dinner date the other night.

[Matt]

Oh, nice. Oh, that was so cute.

[Zane]

Experience. It was awesome. We went to La Dolce Vita. It's in Beverly Hills. It's a really, really, really nice Italian restaurant. If you guys haven't been. Food was unbelievable. But they're doing like a partnership with Cadillac where there's the new Escalades, the electric Escalades parked all out front of the restaurant. And you can book your reservation to eat it in the Cadillac. It was such a fun little experience.

[Heath]

No, they don't cook it in the car. Oh, you told. Just like that.

[Zane]

It was so cute.

[Matt]

Oh, that's.

[Heath]

It looked really good. It looked really, really good. Yeah, I was jealous. I know.

[Matt]

That didn't looked really good, too.

[Heath]

Yeah, it just looked better in a car, too. It looked tastier in a car.

[Zane]

No, Zay. Like, the. Like, the whole back seat had, like, the massaging chair. So we were like massage chairs with, like.

[Heath]

Were there TV seats?

[Zane]

There was.

[Matt]

Wow. Wow.

[Zane]

It was just like a. It was. I've never seen an experience like that, but, yeah, it's. It's going to book it.

[Heath]

It's like a really smart, like, good idea.

[Matt]

Like, we use just a couple.

[Zane]

We did, like, hibachi a couple of times.

[Heath]

What just smells like food.

[Matt]

It smells good. Like, really. Is this the Dolce Vita? Like, I. I'm getting a hint of some steak. It's a great car.

[Heath]

That's a. That's a nice Cadillac.

[Matt]

Was a guy in there with you? Like, so how.

[Zane]

He's in the. He's in the third row.

[Matt]

How was it? It's good. All right. I can ac.

[Heath]

I'm guessing they come, like, right out of the restaurant, right? Yeah.

[Zane]

They bring it from the restaurant, open up the door, and then they serve you through the, like, the door, and they close it. They just kept coming back to, like, you're just eating.

[Heath]

You get hit from the boom.

[Matt]

That fork by flaming on just like, a stain. Wine stains. Just like.

[Heath]

To test our new airbag system. It's like this thing that they don't tell the. They don't tell the influencers, but they really want to do, like, they want them filming to test the airbags, but they don't tell them they're about to get hit in the back while eating.

[Zane]

No. One of the people working there, like, hopped in the front seat as we were eating, though. And I didn't know he was one of the workers, and I thought it was a stranger that was getting. We sat up in the seat. We're like, oh, okay, he works. It was really. We thought we were about to get, like, kidnapped and taken.

[Heath]

Keith was there. Like, was there security, or did it feel safe? Safe?

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Heath]

Because I was. I was thinking about, like, all the, like, car robbings are happening.

[Zane]

That's what I. That's what I thought. Like, I. Somebody, like, they aggress. They came quickly into the front seat of the car, like, when we weren't expecting it either.

[Matt]

Get out. Like, get out. Yes, sir. Just like, I.

[Zane]

Take that light out with you.

[Matt]

Yeah, Leave it. Leave the wine.

[Zane]

Leave the ganola.

[Matt]

Yeah, leave that. No, no, that looks good. Is that Mac and cheese? All right. Right, okay.

[Zane]

Yeah, it was really cute. You guys would like it.

[Heath]

Oh, Weekend two happen. Was there anything that I feel like I wasn't really paying attention to weekend, too.

[Zane]

I didn't know anything about any surprise performers, surprise guests.

[Matt]

I know that, like, Megan Thee stallion, like, picked right back up to where she was, like, cut off. I saw that.

[Heath]

What do you mean?

[Matt]

Like, they cut her set time?

[Heath]

What do you mean?

[Matt]

Like, I don't know, because, you know, there's, like, a cutoff time of where your set is supposed to end.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

I think she was kind of, like, still not in the middle of her set, but, like, in the thick of it, and they cut her, like, cut mics, everything. So when she started, she's like, I started five minutes early, and we're picking right back up where we left Weekend one and then, like, hopped right into it. So that was, like, badass. I don't know how the rest of.

[Heath]

The show was, but interesting. Okay.

[Matt]

I think a lot of Meg fans were like, that's so awesome.

[Zane]

Dave Grohl got brought out also.

[Matt]

I was so wrong. Last episode, I said. Said the Gogos brought out Billy Joel. It was Billy Joe from Green Day. I got that wrong.

[Heath]

Was the LA Philharmonica not at weekend one?

[Matt]

They were there. Weekend one.

[Heath]

They were. Okay. Okay.

[Zane]

Who did Zed bring out that you were like, this is the greatest guest. Surprise. Whatever.

[Heath]

Oh, he was just, like, an Indian singer.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

I just thought. I just thought it was. I just thought it was so cool.

[Zane]

Oh, he's like, a big Indian singer.

[Heath]

I don't know if he's a big Indian singer. I. It was just. Just an Indian singer. I don't. I don't personally don't know who that was.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

Oh, I thought it was, but I.

[Heath]

Just thought it was. I just thought it was, like, sick.

[Zane]

I thought you knew the artist. I was like, oh, I'd never seen it before, so, no.

[Heath]

No, I didn't know the artist. I just thought it was, like, sick that they brought out, like. Like a. Yeah. Traditional Indian singer out on stage. Yeah, it's. You just don't see that a lot. Yeah, people thought I was, like, making fun. I was like, no, that's, like, really awesome.

[Zane]

No, it's maybe.

[Heath]

Did y'all forget my favorite Indian movies? Kabakushi, Guppy Gum. Like, come on now. Period. I. I love seeing that. Him like, that.

[Matt]

India makes more movies than, like, America does, right? Yeah.

[Heath]

They release a movie every day.

[Matt]

Did you Ever see Triple R? We started the beginning of.

[Heath]

Yeah, Triple R or it's rr. Yeah.

[Matt]

That movie. It's on Netflix, guys.

[Heath]

Crazy.

[Matt]

It is in dude saying the level. It's a Bollywood film.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You think you know what, like, a movie can be. That movie is like, how did they film this?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And even the actors, the. This singing, the dancing is like, they're putting.

[Heath]

They're punching it like, like that out all the time out there.

[Matt]

Scene where they're like, best friends and they're just like.

[Zane]

It's crazy. We didn't see. I might be pronouncing it wrong. Hanuman kind at Coachella. I'm so surprised. The big Steppa.

[Heath]

I don't. I. Sorry. Yeah. I don't.

[Zane]

He was at Coachella. He just performed there and we didn't see him.

[Heath]

What. What is he.

[Zane]

Oh, big stepper.

[Heath]

Is he.

[Zane]

Is he underground?

[Heath]

Oh, yes. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's all I know. That's all I, I know is that music video.

[Matt]

The music video for the people listening. It's like, you know when you have.

[Heath]

Like, a circus, Like a circus are going on.

[Matt]

But this is the one in India where it's like they have the cars going around.

[Zane]

It's like the most viral song and video in the last, like, six months, year.

[Matt]

That is crazy that they do that.

[Zane]

Such a sick video.

[Heath]

When did we. How many views it had when we saw it?

[Zane]

I don't remember.

[Heath]

It had, like. Didn't it have, like 30, 000 views? It was insane. And it was out for like, like, for like, what, a week?

[Zane]

But yeah, he performed at Coachella. Would have been sick to, like, hear this song.

[Heath]

It would have been sick for them to have that on stage. They could have easily.

[Zane]

You know this is real, right?

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

Like, they're actually driving the motorcycle and.

[Heath]

I've seen, like, videos, and it's like wood.

[Matt]

The walls are, like, made out of wood. You're like.

[Heath]

Yeah, you would think it doesn't look very.

[Matt]

Like, it would just crash.

[Heath]

I know. Like, with. Look, look all the holes in it, too. Like, you could see right through.

[Matt]

It could not be me.

[Heath]

Yeah. But I would love to ride in it, though, with the amount of times they've been doing that for everybody. I, I, I just a couple, just a couple rounds.

[Zane]

When was the last time saw the, the motorcycles in the cage ball?

[Matt]

Honestly, I don't think I, I remember. They used to do it at Barnam and Bailey's Circus.

[Heath]

They did it. They did. I've seen it. Like, I Feel like more recent. Like, maybe in the past four years.

[Zane]

I think the last time I saw it and I. I don't know if it was this. It was Jordan. Did they used to do it for the. The Santa's Enchanted Forest?

[Heath]

They did Enchanted Forest.

[Zane]

I remember screams.

[Matt]

I don't know Christmas.

[Heath]

Have you ever been to a Santa's Enchanted Forest?

[Zane]

They would do that. And then they would also do the one where they are on, like, that cylinder pole thing that spins around and they run as it's going up. Oh.

[Matt]

Like the acrobat kind of people like, c. Kind of.

[Zane]

They're like, ye. So they did that with the motorcycles in the ring where they're.

[Heath]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

It takes a certain type of personality to do that. Like, those guys when they're in that, like, chamber, just zipping around each other. I mean, you got my back, I got your back.

[Heath]

It's crazy how timing is everything.

[Matt]

You have to be like, trust fall. What are they doing to warm up? Yeah, like hell. Oh.

[Heath]

And I've seen, like, multiple crash on, like, on my, like, feed of, like, motorcycles. They're doing great and then just one wrong boom.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But they're probably used to it. They're used to crashing into each other. They know exactly, like, how to clench up.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

As soon as that happens, like Cirque.

[Matt]

Du Soleil, people like them just doing, like, flips all night. Yeah, flipped on, doing flips and then landing on the shoulders of, like, a whole, like, ladder of humans on top of.

[Heath]

And, like, knowing that there just can't be a net because it just won't look good.

[Matt]

And they've just practiced it so many times.

[Heath]

No net allowed.

[Zane]

Did they ever come out with that motorcycle that doesn't fall?

[Matt]

Fall.

[Zane]

It's like, got a gyro on it.

[Heath]

No, you said motorcycle that doesn't fall.

[Zane]

Yeah. You know how, like a segue, you.

[Matt]

Gotta have a kickstand?

[Zane]

Like the auto balancing type thing.

[Heath]

Oh, no, I haven't heard.

[Zane]

I. I remember, like, it's gotta be like, 15 years ago. I remember seeing videos of, like, the motorcycle that would, like, stand up straight without, like, a kickstand. You could, like, push it and it.

[Matt]

Would, like, just kind of balance itself out.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Zane]

That had, like, some sort of gyroscope in it. It.

[Heath]

Oh, boy.

[Matt]

It canceled Fire Festival, too.

[Heath]

Oh, man. I was actually really excited about that one. I really wanted to see them. I mean, yeah, we're not surprised, but, like, I really wanted to see genuinely.

[Matt]

I am surprised that it got, like.

[Heath]

Canceled, like, because it's just embarrassing now. Like they can never come back.

[Matt]

You spent all that time in the damn jail cell.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You're envisioning. You know what? I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna double down and try to throw a better one.

[Heath]

Exactly.

[Matt]

How do you not make the calls and hire the ball people to get it? And you did it again.

[Heath]

And you did it on her birthday.

[Matt]

It's like. It's ridiculous.

[Heath]

What do you think the campaign would have been this time if it. If it went through? If like.

[Matt]

Like how? Well it would have.

[Heath]

No, just remember the campaign. The first one was everybody posted to Orange Square. Remember that? I thought that was crazy.

[Matt]

Like the. The social. Pre. Social media promo.

[Heath]

Yeah, like, because the campaign is going to be everything. You're promoting Fyre Festival too, right?

[Matt]

If we got invited, I totally would be down to go 100. Even if it was like kind of shitty. I don't care and talk about it.

[Heath]

I don't care if I'm sleeping on the ground. Nobody.

[Matt]

I'd be vlogging all of it just going oh my God.

[Heath]

To be there for it. It's boom.

[Matt]

Into like the headquarters office going, everything is a disaster. Y'all better be getting it together.

[Heath]

Oh God, that sounds so fun. Like to me that's fun.

[Matt]

Oh my gosh. Exactly. But for the people who spend their hard earned cash on it. You don't. Yeah, no, I.

[Heath]

No, I know that only if.

[Matt]

But having a.

[Heath]

It's just knowing what went down. It's like being a part of something.

[Matt]

So. Yeah. Did all the investors get their money back? Does Billy go back to jail? What's going on?

[Heath]

Oh yeah, the investors fire fest too.

[Matt]

But it's not happening.

[Heath]

Yeah. Though the influencers they would hire for that would be like two turn. Tony qcp.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Honestly us, I think we'd be a great. A great invite for this.

[Zane]

Speaking of fire though, did you see New Jersey right now?

[Matt]

No. What is that?

[Heath]

There's a fire there.

[Zane]

It's right now really, really bad.

[Heath]

Oh my God.

[Matt]

Is it get a natural forest or what's happening?

[Zane]

The last I checked was what this morning, Bubba. It was over 1200012000 acres already. It was like over affecting residential this earlier this morning. It was 12, 500 I think.

[Matt]

Holy cow.

[Heath]

Oh, watch duty doesn't go to climate.

[Zane]

No, it does. What's crazy?

[Heath]

Look, it's. It shows blank like it shows inactive. Like it doesn't.

[Zane]

When we were just over there in New Jersey, it had watch duty app billboards.

[Heath]

Oh Maybe. Maybe they don't. You have to be there. Maybe. Maybe it's like, location based.

[Zane]

Yeah, but it's. It's crazy right now.

[Matt]

Has the climate been, like, bad out there too? Like, has it been like.

[Heath]

It's not out there.

[Matt]

I know. It's just New Jersey. You never hear about, like, happening on that side of the country.

[Zane]

Oh, well, Be safe out there.

[Heath]

Keep them in your prayers.

[Zane]

Okay, well. All right, guys. That is it for today's episode. Thank you as always for watching and tuning in to another unfiltered episode. If you haven't already, make sure to check out our patreon patreon.com zanaheat we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. You also get early access. The episodes are ad free. We do a live Q A every single month. We do a bonus episode every single month. And it's all for $5. And as soon as you sign up, you get access to absolutely everything we've posted on there. We've been doing it for a long time.

[Heath]

We got 550 posts on there. So you'll have fun.

[Zane]

Yes. Make sure to check it out. Patreon.com Zane and Heath.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

Toodles. Tata.