Podcast Summary: "Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle" | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Podcast Information:

• Title: 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
• Host/Author: YMH Studios
• Episode: Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle
• Release Date: May 19, 2025
• Description: Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

Introduction to "Bad Thoughts"

The episode kicks off with Bert Kreischer congratulating Tom Segura on the release of his Netflix show, Bad Thoughts. The camaraderie between the two comedians is evident as they discuss their shared excitement and support.

• Bert Kreischer [00:12]: “We went to the premiere last week, saw the first three episodes, and I sat right behind you. I was howling, laughing the whole time.”
• Tom Segura [00:31]: “And then we don't know where it is right now, but I'm guarantee you it's still in the top 10. It is so fucking funny. But it is. God damn it.”

Reactions to the Show

Bert shares his positive reactions after watching the show with his wife, Leanne, highlighting the unique humor and style that has resonated with millions.

• Bert Kreischer [00:59]: “This is the next week, so we don't know... but I'm guarantee you it's still in the top 10. It is so fucking funny.”
• Tom Segura [01:13]: “It's your sense of humor. It totally is.”

Tom humorously recounts feedback from his mother, who found the show embarrassing, showcasing the polarizing nature of comedy.

• Tom Segura [01:00]: “I had screened the first couple, basically the first one for my mom, and she called me yesterday... absolutely horrendous. She goes, it's so embarrassing that I have to see my friends and know that they could see this.”

Favorite Sketches and Creative Process

The hosts delve into their favorite sketches from Bad Thoughts, praising the writing and acting that bring their comedic visions to life.

• Bert Kreischer [02:35]: “My favorite one, number one, I will tell you right now, this is the best. I think you have the best opening to a Netflix show. I've ever seen. That sketch. The assassin sketch is so brilliant.”
• Tom Segura [03:31]: “It just makes everything better.”

They discuss the collaborative environment in the writer's room, where ideas evolve through teamwork, enhancing the overall quality of the show.

• Tom Segura [08:28]: “We had a brilliant room... we would talk about it, and some of them would keep a lot of what was there, and some of it would evolve. It was always better after the writers worked together.”

Behind the Scenes: Directing and Casting

Tom shares his experiences directing episodes of Bad Thoughts, highlighting the challenges and humorous moments during production.

• Tom Segura [09:35]: “I directed that one and then I directed the grandparents one... every time I look at him, I just start laughing, which is gonna make him upset.”

The conversation covers the casting process, including the unexpected changes when actor Jason Momoa had to back out, leading them to embrace quirky characters that add to the show's charm.

• Tom Segura [19:54]: “We changed all our whole. Entire production... they were like, I'll do it. And then, like, two weeks before, he FaceTimed me from a bathtub. He was like... I can't make it, man.”

Technical Aspects and Production Quality

Both comedians commend the show's high production values, emphasizing the cinematic approach that sets Bad Thoughts apart from typical comedy specials.

• Bert Kreischer [13:58]: “It was so beautifully shot. I mean, this is a testament to whoever your DP or director or whatever it was.”
• Tom Segura [14:14]: “I told him, I don't like watching comedy that is shot like, hey, this is a comedy. So it's super bright and flat... I want it to look cinematic.”

Personal Anecdotes and Lifestyle

The hosts segue into personal stories, discussing their habits, such as Bert's challenges with managing finances and mail, contrasted with Tom's structured approach to his show and business.

• Bert Kreischer [51:25]: “I've never paid a bill in my life... I have no idea how much money I have coming in, how much money I have going out.”
• Tom Segura [57:35]: “I like who you are? Like, do you wake up and go, tom's cool.”

Flight Experiences and Sobriety

Bert shares his recent attempt to abstain from drinking during a flight, while Tom humorously describes his indifferent attitude towards flying and turbulence.

• Bert Kreischer [32:35]: “I'm having a bottle of. I'm having a glass of vodka. Getting on a plane, Thomas. Just flying, man.”
• Tom Segura [33:16]: “Everyone's, like, panicking on my flight, and I'm like, it's fine.”

Event Promotions and Future Plans

The conversation includes Bert's promotional efforts at NASCAR events and upcoming tours, highlighting their active engagement with fans and live performances.

• Bert Kreischer [35:03]: “We're making biscuit briskets, brisket biscuits, biscuit brisket, pimento cheese sauce, and we're making little sliders. And we're just handing them out to everyone. We're gonna make a thousand of them.”
• Tom Segura [35:58]: “We've done a bunch of bar takeovers all over the country.”

Discussion on Meghan Markle's Show

A significant portion of the episode focuses on Bert's critique of Meghan Markle's Netflix show. He humorously dissects the portrayal of Meghan and her social circle, blending satire with sharp observations.

• Bert Kreischer [40:14]: “I can't believe people... it's fucking fascinating. It's like if you're watching Jeffrey Dahmer put a body into a fucking canister.”
• Tom Segura [43:05]: “Cuz weren't the reviews for this just like insane like that? People were like, this is unwatchable.”

Bert speculates on the potential plot and character dynamics, injecting humor while analyzing the show's reception and cultural implications.

• Bert Kreischer [45:22]: “What if she's not the bad person in this?”
• Tom Segura [46:33]: “The rumor is that William... you know, William's gonna be king soon. Is that he had planned on removing their titles completely because he so resents her for.”

Financial Habits and Personal Growth

Towards the end, Bert reflects on his financial habits, contrasting them with Tom's more disciplined approach. They discuss the anxiety surrounding finances and the importance of awareness and management.

• Bert Kreischer [51:00]: “I have no idea how much money I have coming in, how much money I have going out.”
• Tom Segura [52:57]: “I got you. Yeah, I understand.”

Closing Remarks and Well-Wishes

The episode wraps up with mutual congratulations on each other's successes, plans for upcoming tours, and a humorous exchange about sobriety and personal challenges.

• Bert Kreischer [64:48]: “Congratulations on Bad Thoughts. I'm so happy you've watched me succeed so often. It's so nice to see you succeed.”
• Tom Segura [66:16]: “Thanks, man. Love you. Have a good trip to Hawaii, buddy.”

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Bert Kreischer [00:12]: “We went to the premiere last week, saw the first three episodes, and I sat right behind you. I was howling, laughing the whole time.”
• Tom Segura [01:13]: “It's your sense of humor. It totally is.”
• Bert Kreischer [02:35]: “My favorite one, number one, I will tell you right now, this is the best. I think you have the best opening to a Netflix show. I've ever seen.”
• Bert Kreischer [40:14]: “It's like if you're watching Jeffrey Dahmer put a body into a fucking canister.”
• Bert Kreischer [65:11]: “Just do better today than you did yesterday. That's it. That's all you got to do.”
• Bert Kreischer [65:53]: “If you're having a hard time on social media... you get to write a joke about.”

Conclusion

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer offer an in-depth and entertaining discussion centered around Tom's Netflix show, Bad Thoughts. They explore the creative process behind the show, share personal anecdotes, and provide humorous critiques of Meghan Markle's show. The dynamic interplay between the two comedians ensures a lively and engaging listening experience, rich with laughter, insights, and relatable stories.

For those who haven't listened, this episode provides a comprehensive look into the world of stand-up comedians expanding into scripted content, the challenges of maintaining creative integrity, and the humorous side of personal and professional life.