Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave"

Release Date: January 27, 2025
Hosts: Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Guest: Drewski

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1. Introduction & Upcoming 5K Event

The episode kicks off with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer enthusiastically announcing the return of their popular Two Bears 5K event in Tampa on May 4th. They express immense excitement about reuniting with fans both in-person and virtually.

• Tom Segura [00:00]: "Last year, so many of you joined us for the 5K, and it was the most amazing experience in person. And virtually, it was so much fun that we are bringing it back."

• Bert Kreischer [00:19]: "We can do it. We did it. Look at us. This is not that crazy. You can do it."

2. Introducing Drewski

The hosts warmly welcome their guest, Drewski, marking his first appearance on the show. They engage in playful banter, setting a lighthearted tone for the conversation.

• Tom Segura [00:54]: "But the one and only and the great Drew Ski is here, everybody."

3. Drewski’s Career and Inspirations

Drewski delves into his journey in the entertainment industry, highlighting his experiences with comedy and his role as a content creator. He credits his inspiration to watching shows like American Idol with his family, which motivated him to create unscripted, authentic comedy content.

• Drewski [04:03]: "That's the reason why we started doing the show, because I used to sit and watch American Idol with my family."

• Tom Segura [04:10]: "Really?"

4. International Tours: Nigeria and Jamaica

The conversation shifts to Drewski’s international ventures, particularly his tours in Nigeria and Jamaica. He shares anecdotes about cultural experiences and the vibrant party scenes he encountered.

• Drewski [09:12]: "Well, yeah. When you say wild, what do you mean by that?"

• Tom Segura [09:24]: "He must have been fired up."

5. Interactions with Celebrity Chef Robert Paul Champagne

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Robert Paul Champagne, a celebrity chef known for his bold and unconventional cooking style. Drewski recounts their interactions, including Champagne’s high demands and unique culinary creations.

• Tom Segura [42:23]: "He called it the John Sagura."

• Drewski [41:04]: "He made that sauce, had three heaping spoons of butter, about half a bottle of olive oil, half a bottle of red wine and two cartons of heavy creamer."

6. Personal Goals and Ambitions

Both hosts and Drewski discuss the importance of setting and writing down personal goals. Drewski emphasizes the effectiveness of this practice in achieving success, while Tom reflects on his own goals and the challenges he faces in pursuing them.

• Drewski [20:15]: "I have a big list of stuff that I. Every year I've been writing my goals since, like, I was in my Dorm in, like, 2015."

• Tom Segura [21:34]: "You're a good guy, man."

7. Martial Arts Background

Drewski reveals his extensive background in martial arts, detailing his journey from a childhood enthusiast to achieving a black belt. This discipline has played a pivotal role in shaping his character and work ethic.

• Drewski [54:35]: "I'm actually a. A black belt."

• Tom Segura [57:05]: "He said both karate and taekwondo. Is that correct?"

8. Drewski’s New Show: "Could Have Been Love"

The spotlight shifts to Drewski’s ambitious new project, "Could Have Been Love", a show inspired by reality dating series like "The Bachelor" and "Flavor of Love". Drewski discusses the concept, its comedic elements, and the balance between humor and genuine connection.

• Drewski [69:15]: "Yeah, yeah. The whole situation is very funny and. But, yeah, it was times when it got real."

• Tom Segura [72:34]: "This is yours. That's huge, man. That's huge."

9. Comedic Exchanges and Anecdotes

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in humorous exchanges, showcasing their chemistry and comedic timing. They share lighthearted jokes about personal experiences, parties, and the quirks of their guest Drewski.

• Tom Segura [74:46]: "And a woman that eats your ass is an angel. That's who you've proposed to."

• Drewski [75:57]: "He is now."

10. Conclusion

The episode wraps up with heartfelt appreciation between the hosts and Drewski. They reflect on the enjoyable and insightful conversation, highlighting the importance of authenticity and camaraderie in their friendship.

• Tom Segura [76:31]: "Bravo. Love the good."

• Drewski [77:28]: "Here’s what we call two bears, one cave."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Tom Segura [00:19]: "We can do it. We did it. Look at us. This is not that crazy. You can do it."

• Drewski [04:03]: "That's the reason why we started doing the show, because I used to sit and watch American Idol with my family."

• Drewski [09:12]: "Well, yeah. When you say wild, what do you mean by that?"

• Tom Segura [42:23]: "He called it the John Sagura."

• Drewski [20:15]: "I have a big list of stuff that I. Every year I've been writing my goals since, like, I was in my Dorm in, like, 2015."

• Tom Segura [57:05]: "He said both karate and taekwondo. Is that correct?"

• Drewski [69:15]: "Yeah, yeah. The whole situation is very funny and. But, yeah, it was times when it got real."

• Tom Segura [74:46]: "And a woman that eats your ass is an angel. That's who you've proposed to."

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Key Takeaways

• Event Engagement: The hosts successfully promote their upcoming 5K event, fostering community engagement.

• Authentic Content Creation: Drewski emphasizes the value of unscripted and genuine comedy, drawing inspiration from real-life scenarios.

• Cultural Experiences: International tours enrich Drewski’s comedic material, offering diverse perspectives.

• Networking and Collaboration: Interactions with celebrities like Chef Robert Paul Champagne highlight the interconnected nature of the entertainment industry.

• Personal Development: Setting and adhering to personal goals is portrayed as essential for growth and success.

• Innovation in Entertainment: Drewski’s new show, blending reality dating elements with comedy, showcases his innovative approach to content creation.

• Comedic Chemistry: The natural rapport between the hosts and Drewski enhances the episode’s entertainment value.

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, providing insights into the hosts' discussions, Drewski’s experiences, and the underlying themes of authenticity, ambition, and humor that permeate the conversation.

Transcript

[Tom Segura]

Last year, so many of you joined us for the 5K, and it was the most amazing experience in person. And virtually, it was so much fun that we are bringing it back. This time it's in Tampa, May 4th.

[Bert Kreischer]

We are bringing the whole crew back, including Jelly Roll. Me, Tom. Jelly Roll. Listen, if you don't think you can do it, Tommy, tell them they can do it.

[Tom Segura]

You can do it. We can do it. We did it. Look at us. This is not that crazy. You can do it. You just have to try a little bit. Go to 2bears5k.com to register and thank you to Spartan for helping us produce and put this on. And everybody at YMH and Birdie Boy, we are so excited. We will see you May 4th in Tampa for the next two Bears 5K.

[Bert Kreischer]

And I can't wait for Baker Mayfield to verbally commit. He's definitely coming.

[Tom Segura]

Great ass.

[Bert Kreischer]

100%.

[Tom Segura]

I've never been more excited. This is long overdue, and I can't believe that this is actually happening. But the one and the only and the great Drew Ski is here, everybody.

[Drewski]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

Type. Type, man.

[Drewski]

So I like how you try to throw the black accent on what's the. Yo, the type. Come on.

[Tom Segura]

I was just trying to relate to you.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I know. It's. Yeah, I get it.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, you know what I'm saying? So I was wondering.

[Drewski]

Yo, just don't. Come on.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. All right.

[Drewski]

Let's run the show regular, guys. Let's just run it regular. We're not gonna do the type.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, off bat, guys, Screw Scratch.

[Drewski]

All the black they rehearsed. Let's get that out.

[Tom Segura]

We had a whole black program.

[Drewski]

Type. Type shit to start out. It's crazy.

[Tom Segura]

I thought that would make you be like, I'm home.

[Drewski]

Nah, that's. Well, no, I don't feel that way.

[Tom Segura]

When guys cancel the whole thing. Okay. All right. So, Drewski, how are you?

[Drewski]

I'm great, man. This sounds like the Magic Johnson Hour. The show.

[Tom Segura]

You're a funny guy. How long you been funny for? Oh, no. Can I just be honest with you for real? And let me see if I do this right. Pause. You smell great, man.

[Drewski]

Oh, I appreciate that, man. Thank you, man.

[Tom Segura]

You really do. It was, like, the first thing I noticed.

[Drewski]

Hey, man, you know, I. I.

[Tom Segura]

Is there an endorsement you want to plug for that?

[Drewski]

No, there's nothing, actually. I think eventually I will have my own fragrance. Yeah, my own fragrance and stuff, but.

[Tom Segura]

You really will?

[Drewski]

Yeah, I probably will at some point. Yeah. I don't have enough money yet to. To Start throwing that type of stuff. Stuff out there.

[Tom Segura]

But it's incredible, dude. What. I mean, we were talking briefly, like, I've been a big fan of yours as anybody who has the Internet, and we've. We've communicated a bunch. I went to your live show in LA last year. Yeah, that sucked. It was wild.

[Drewski]

It was the beginning. It was wild. But I wouldn't.

[Tom Segura]

But, I mean, it was fun.

[Drewski]

Fun was a good description.

[Tom Segura]

Well, it was a fun night, man.

[Drewski]

Well, you get it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, it was a good time.

[Drewski]

It was. It was a learning environment, I think that tour was. But. But.

[Tom Segura]

But you kept doing it, obviously, and.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I mean, money can.

[Tom Segura]

Money does that.

[Drewski]

Yeah, money does that.

[Tom Segura]

But you're gonna do a whole bunch more of those.

[Drewski]

Yes, I think. Well, now we've. We've kind of changed it a little bit. I think that was kind of almost like an experiment, see, you know, how the fans will react, something a little different. But, yeah, this year we have. We. We just did kudafest.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Which is something very different. It's like, you know, improv, slash, like, bringing out some of the artists that we have from the label. You know, we could have been house show, all that. You know, if you've seen that, you understand what's going on. The show is pretty outrageous.

[Tom Segura]

It's insane.

[Drewski]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

And the shit you put, like, these. I don't know. I mean, sometimes you don't keep your composure at some of the people that come out, like. Well, I was wondering, though, because there are some obviously ridiculous shit that you. You either laugh or you get rid of people. Have you had. Have you had, though, like. Because, you know, when American Idol broke, the whole world was watching it. And you watch for, like, the. The catal. Like the car crash. But then every once in a while, you're like, yo, who is this? Have you had people where you're like, holy.

[Drewski]

I think that honestly, that's the reason why we started doing the show, because I used to sit and watch American Idol with my family.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Drewski]

For that reason? Yeah, just straight up, just. I want to see the. Yeah, like. And of course, I was a kid around the time, so I think we bonded over seeing people come in there and just say the stupidest shit. So I think I wanted to base a show around that. So. And a lot of people ask me all the time, they're like, oh, my God, this has to be scripted. Or, like, you see in the comments, they're like, this has to be. But I don't think any type of comedy that's that funny could be scripted. I mean, just the personalities that are in this world. I think we go to some of the craziest hoods in America.

[Tom Segura]

The way that some people. Straight face walked into you and they're like, I'm here to sing today, man.

[Drewski]

Oh, no, they're dead ass. They're dead ass. And I think sometimes when people see people coming there and, like, trying to be funny, those are like the quick kickouts.

[Tom Segura]

Quick. Yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

Cause it's just like, yo, I'm not here for the bullshit.

[Tom Segura]

You want the sincere person.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah. I want somebody that believes in this shit. And like, we're not just trying to give an opportunity to anybody. We kind of want to have somebody who's invested into the lifestyle.

[Tom Segura]

But you also do a thing where sometimes the person talent is questionable at best.

[Drewski]

Well, yeah, but majority of them are like that.

[Tom Segura]

But you'll be like, there's something I really like about you. Like that you're. I can tell you're a good person.

[Drewski]

Like the. The guy recently we had a guy, he claimed his dad was the president of the naacp.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And there was. You know, there's no chance your dad's the president of the naacp. I think we all knew that off that. But it's like, yo, that guy might not have been for music.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, well, he spit bars.

[Drewski]

Well, he's there for something. It just might not be music. And I'm there to tell them that people, you know, label execs, ain't gonna let them know that. Yeah, I let them know this is not for you, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, get the.

[Drewski]

Out the studio.

[Tom Segura]

But there might be something else for you. Like, do you feel like you understand? Yeah, but so then do you. Then do you try to pivot that guy into that other field or you just go.

[Drewski]

We drop them off, I think.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

After that, after the cameras go off, we. No, no, no. All jokes aside. No, we like to bring a lot of them to be a part of the world I live in, in the entertainment world. So even after, like, some of the characters that we had on my. Could have been house show, they would come on and do like, commercial stuff with me.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So let's say I have a read for prize picks or a company that we're working with, like Nike or some. I'll bring them on to that and be like, okay, let's figure out what you could do in this commercial spot that could help you and get the money. So it's also. I think people don't see that side of it as well, yeah, we also bring them to the entertainment side because, you know, some of them might not be super talented in music, but we'd like to involve them in the world.

[Tom Segura]

So you're really helping them out, though, man.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All jokes aside, like, I think people don't see that, and we. We might need to start showing that side, but I don't like to show too much behind the scenes.

[Tom Segura]

Like, look how nice. Look how good I am.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I'm not that type of guy. I'm not going to show it off, but. Yeah, no, we always make sure they're good. Anytime they call me or ask me for stuff, I don't always pick up, but. Well, some of my favorites are.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, it's so entertaining.

[Drewski]

It's a favorites type of thing.

[Tom Segura]

So, like, how did, like you said it, like, the, The. The catalyst for all this as you watched American Idol and everything? Yeah, the. The beginning of. Could have been. Had to have been like, well, but let's just try this once. Like, there's something silly fun, man. Because what it's grown into is insane.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Nah, I think. I think, honestly what it. What it started at was like, the pandemic being such a weird place and nobody really is doing anything. Everybody's at home, you know, so, you know, Instagram Live was a big deal around the time, if you remember. Like, people were getting on there DJing and.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Doing everything.

[Drewski]

Yeah. It's like Tory Lanez was getting on there doing a. Like a. A Covid show. And so I was like, yo, this is probably the best time to do something comedic.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

I thought it would be a great idea to sign people to my label.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And it just, you know, it transpired to become bigger and bigger, but I think it started out kind of as a joke, and then it worked into being a bigger situation to where now we are offering $50,000 for whoever the winner is.

[Tom Segura]

Like, do you have any bill you've signed?

[Drewski]

I feel like, yeah, no, some. Sometimes we. We lose count.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

I have no idea how many people we've. Or how many people, like, the contract means anything. Right. I don't think. I don't think the contract. We can look it up, but I don't think the contract means anything. But. Yeah, actually, I think they're signing an NDA when they come in there. I don't. I don't think that's a real. But. Yeah, no, it's been amazing, though. I love going to different cities. We've got a lot more cities coming up. We took International this year. So that was dope as well.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, I saw you. Weren't you in. Were you in Nigeria at one point?

[Drewski]

Yeah, we went to Nigeria. We went to Jamaica Kingdom. Jamaica. Yeah. This year we're gonna do a lot more.

[Tom Segura]

What was like, had you been to Africa before?

[Drewski]

No, it was my first time. Motherland.

[Tom Segura]

Was that a wild experience?

[Drewski]

Well, yeah. When you say wild, what do you mean by that?

[Tom Segura]

Well, just that, like you're going to a foreign country that you haven't been to before.

[Drewski]

You don't mean like wild as in safari?

[Tom Segura]

Well, I mean, like with snakes and shit, right? No, I mean, like. No, it's just that, like, you're. First of all, it's like showing your level of fame. Because it's one thing to be like, hey, I'm in Detroit or something, and people come out, but when you go to Nigeria, like, you.

[Drewski]

It shows you your reach. All jokes aside, it really was a. A good experience. And we got to see so much more than what we thought we would see. Sometimes good, less than bad. But I don't know, I think it was. It was a good all around experience going to Nigeria.

[Tom Segura]

What's the wildest that's happened at. It could have been kind of aud or. Or on a trip.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I think when I went to Jamaica, we. I definitely got to see how freaky that entire country or island is. Yeah, we. We get to experience the culture of everything.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Drewski]

So we went to like a. I. I think they call it like a street party. I'm not really sure what they call the Jamaican, like, street party. They do it all day. They just. They're just all day. Yeah, all of them. Everybody's just fucking streets. Streets.

[Tom Segura]

And the dances are like.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it's like they're dancing. You're. Fuck. You're just all day in Jamaica. Oh, really? Yeah. While they're cooking, everybody's in the kitchen and it's a. It's a freaky place.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Drewski]

But that was the first place I'd say where I've experienced like, oh, okay. This is the. This is the culture out here.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So we went to like a day party and I got, Man.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That's wild.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I just, you know, I laid back. I laid on the ground. And the girls, they just. They take over.

[Tom Segura]

They take over.

[Drewski]

They take full control in that country. No women. Yeah, there.

[Tom Segura]

There we go.

[Drewski]

Take you out.

[Tom Segura]

That kind of. I would love to go.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

So basically that. But without clothes is what happened.

[Drewski]

Yeah, well, no, that kind of Happens.

[Tom Segura]

He pulled her back.

[Drewski]

Well, well, that was me. Okay, that part, that was that. Yeah, I indulged.

[Tom Segura]

You got a stack right there. It's called getting stacked. Hey, here's the thing.

[Drewski]

That everyone stacked him like a Pringle right there. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

How's Diddy doing? I know you guys are in touch every day.

[Drewski]

Question.

[Tom Segura]

Wow, what's he up to?

[Drewski]

How do we get what?

[Tom Segura]

No, I know that you guys are.

[Drewski]

From the freaky Jamaica video.

[Tom Segura]

I think you see the natural segue.

[Drewski]

That's. Well, I don't see. I didn't know that segue was coming.

[Tom Segura]

Well, so is he all right? What's he feeling?

[Drewski]

No, I haven't, I actually haven't spoken to that guy, man. I think, yeah, I, I, you know.

[Tom Segura]

What are those freak out. What were the freak offs like?

[Drewski]

I never have been to a freak off. I, I don't think. But I, I think a lot of people saying like, oh, I left before. A lot of that's bullshit. Oh, yeah, everybody, everybody's like, oh, I left before. That's bullshit.

[Tom Segura]

A lot of hands up, right?

[Drewski]

Yeah, a lot of, yeah, everybody's doing. But you know, I never really, you know, I think I was friends with his sons, so I always was just like, anytime I would be like around there, like even how like the commercial I did with deleon or whatever that transpired from like being around his sons, really. We would, we would go to like different places in la. It was like me, his sons, Odell, whoever, you know, I think we just always would be around them. But that naturally just happened through friendship.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Drewski]

Yeah. But yeah, okay, Come on, don't do that, man. Yeah. What the man, Yo, Is it just. Yo, I'm just saying I never, I never was at any of that, those situations.

[Tom Segura]

I just meant. I thought you guys texted, but.

[Drewski]

Yeah, no, man, I think, nah, he, I never, I never got to see, see that side. And I don't know. That's why I say I personally, anytime anybody has me, I'm like, listen, okay, I have no idea. And I'm not doing the hands up like everybody else before the party started. I'm not doing that. I just, I just, I, I honestly, I was cool with his sons and we would always, you know, be out and about, but I never got to see any of those type of parties or Nothing.

[Tom Segura]

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[Bert Kreischer]

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[Tom Segura]

Now, one party you did go to, though.

[Drewski]

Okay, see now.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, no, no.

[Drewski]

I see what's going on.

[Tom Segura]

No, I'm saying you've been to the most like celebrity studded thing that. That white party, right? That all white party. That. What's his name.

[Drewski]

Michael Rubin.

[Tom Segura]

That Michael Rubin throws. And that looks like it's like creme de la creme. What's it like hanging out there?

[Drewski]

Yo, Creme de la creme is a.

[Tom Segura]

Great description, is that not it?

[Drewski]

Why do you call it creme de la creme? What is the reason?

[Tom Segura]

Well, that's. Isn't that the expression, though? No. Cream of the.

[Drewski]

Oh, cream of the crop. Yeah. Nah, those are. Those are Michael Rubens. He's a great guy, man. I love how y'all pull the pictures up, man. Don't.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

All right, guys, we. Okay, we understand. I think people know white party when they.

[Tom Segura]

Well, they're just showing that you're really there.

[Drewski]

Yeah, well. Well, this. This one has proof. Yes, well, these. These have proof, but. Yeah, nothing. Nothing weird here.

[Tom Segura]

I don't mean weird. I just mean like.

[Drewski]

Like when you said cream de la creme, I didn't know if that was like a.

[Tom Segura]

No, I just meant like the highest level.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Segura]

Of jizz filled party you can go to.

[Drewski]

You say like cream to describe a party?

[Tom Segura]

What. What is Brady. What does Brady look like naked? Like, what happened?

[Drewski]

No, see, no, we did nothing like that happened at this party. No, Michael Rubin is a great guy, man. He's. He's always showed love to logistics wise.

[Tom Segura]

Because that's one of the things you think about when you watch this. How does the invite and getting to this. It feels like it's like a. Yeah, it's like it.

[Drewski]

I think with him, he's such a. Like, it's like. It's kind of like he has to know who. Well, you got it matter. Let's just put it. Sure you're not gonna sit here? Yeah, yeah, you gotta.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Drewski]

And I think also it's like his. Who he picked to be his friend group and who he. You know, I think it has a.

[Tom Segura]

Lot to do, but I'm saying, does the invite. Is it like a case. It feels like it's a. So, you know, I mean, is it like leather bound and you just. Yeah, it's like.

[Drewski]

It's like they actually sent like, Travis Scott shoes last year for the invite. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That's pretty crazy.

[Drewski]

It is pretty crazy. And like a painting of something. Like, I don't know what the painting was about, but yeah, no, he. He definitely. I think after I met him a while back, he. He was always a cool, straight up. Straight up and down guy. Yeah, the parties are fun, man. There's nothing weird going on there at all. Regardless, I know they tried to Google the pictures.

[Tom Segura]

No, really meant that, like, that feels like the party that someone could be invited to.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure.

[Tom Segura]

And then do you, like, how long does it take you to feel like you're not, like. Because you are a legit huge celebrity now? Like.

[Drewski]

Well, I wouldn't say that, but. Well, I think it's because I'm. I've been. I've. I've. I've done a lot of stuff that's been great and it's been a blessing to be a part of, but. Yeah, no, I'm still climbing, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. What's your. What is your. Do you have, like, big ambitions? I mean, obviously you do, but I'm saying, what's the thing that you go, I haven't done yet that I want to do?

[Drewski]

I'd probably say, damn, just did a Super bowl commercial. That's not.

[Tom Segura]

That's. That's a big deal. Whatever. Can you say who it's with?

[Drewski]

Ben Affleck and a couple other people there.

[Tom Segura]

But the products or no.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I mean, Dunkin do.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, doctor. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Who knows? I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

Did you have to do, like, a Boston thing?

[Drewski]

Yeah. You get it. You understand.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Drewski]

But yeah. No, other than that. Nah, I. I think I have. I have a big list of stuff that I. Every year I've been writing my goals since, like, I was in my Dorm in, like, 2015.

[Tom Segura]

Do you really?

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, like, I really do write out each goal I have and like, specifically put. All right, this year, I want to do this.

[Tom Segura]

I want to do this, this.

[Drewski]

And it doesn't always work.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Drewski]

And not Everything happens that year. But eventually the thing transpires. Yeah, eventually it transpires. But I think there's something about writing it down. I don't know what it is.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Because I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't.

[Tom Segura]

Not the same.

[Drewski]

It's not the same. It doesn't. It doesn't happen. It's like just typing it out. It's not. It's just all bullshit. I think writing it down and then putting it, like, somewhere where you see it every day.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Is meaningful. Yeah, sure.

[Tom Segura]

You see your goals right now.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I always, always do that shit. And on a serious note, I think I really do believe that works. And speaking it. Of course, you know, you probably written down goals.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, sure. And. And talking about. I have. And you don't.

[Drewski]

I don't ever see that side of you, man. You never talk about that type of.

[Tom Segura]

What do you mean?

[Drewski]

About, like, ambition and, like, you know, inspirational side of you.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah, you're right. I probably don't.

[Drewski]

You're always off and, like, every time I see you, man, you're always trying to get. Yeah. You hoes in other cities while you're touring. No, I get it. Yeah, that's true. I do know that about you. No, I know everything else is like, oh, when I'm torn, I'm always fucking host. But what's the real side of, like, Tom Seguri?

[Tom Segura]

Well, there's not a lot that I'm doing with besides fucking. So that's kind of like I have to find time to. Not because my fucking takes up a lot of time, but. No, I think you're totally right. And I think part of, like, coming into yourself, when you say when you come. When you come and you're done coming, you have that post nut clarity. Then you go, I have dreams, but, like, a lot of times I actually have the. Gets in the way.

[Drewski]

It's true. It's true. A lot of people don't speak on that, though.

[Tom Segura]

Yep.

[Drewski]

A lot of people speak on. Women can get in the way of those dreams. And, like, I want to tell all the young guys out there, you're watching all that pornhub and all that. It's not gonna help porn. What's another one? You know?

[Tom Segura]

Ex hamster.

[Drewski]

Bang Bros. Ex hamster. That's another one.

[Tom Segura]

Next video.

[Drewski]

When you're watching all this stuff that can get in the way of your vision.

[Tom Segura]

All that gets in the way of your vision.

[Drewski]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Segura]

And women especially. Well, yeah, women. Really? Here's the problem, Women, everything up.

[Drewski]

Yeah, well, I didn't say that.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, sorry. I meant, I meant dude. So listen, back to the parties, back to the place.

[Drewski]

No, no, no, no, that's not good.

[Tom Segura]

So this, this is what I really wanted to ask. Like I was pointing this out to you. I have never seen like I have 100 comedian friends. Some of them are stand ups, obviously. Some are actors, some do just social media stuff.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Everybody's, you know, trying to put out funny content. Your shit is not only funny. I've never seen a level of engagement from a fan base like yours.

[Drewski]

It's.

[Tom Segura]

But it's bananas. I mean, is it surreal to you? I, I look at one video you had that you posted. I think it was the, the, the sprayed on the spray painted line. Because I've, I've died laughing at your skits.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And like you did a sketch once of like what, the airport worker?

[Drewski]

Yeah, like we've.

[Tom Segura]

And they're so funny. And here's the thing, like you like everybody. I've interacted with that guy and it's, it's so spot on. But then I'm like, yeah, this is really funny. Then you go and you look just at the data and you're like, yo, this was liked 900,000 times and there's 65, 000 comments. I'm like, I can't even wrap my head. It's like Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Drewski]

No, I think, I think those, that, that when I, when, when I try to put a lot of that stuff together, I take it very serious. Like I try to. Even the people I involve in it and it may seem like, oh, he.

[Tom Segura]

Just went loose and whatever.

[Drewski]

It may seem loose, but it's very controlled. And like we pay attention to every single. Do you guys think of what's going on?

[Tom Segura]

Is it beat out? Like script out?

[Drewski]

Like not. No, not. It's all improv. But we have beats.

[Tom Segura]

We have to hit these.

[Drewski]

Exactly. Yeah, we have to hit these beats. And also like, let's keep the people in this environment to look natural.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So anybody who's like, oh my God, what the fuck? Yeah, let's get him out of here. Yeah, let's get this guy behind camera.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And everybody else. All these people that may not. No. Examine character, may not see the hair I have on may not notice as me. Let's just start shooting.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Anybody that we notice that. Notice that we try to crop them out and try to. But it's different now, man. I think it's like doing The Dave Chappelle show in live time without the studio.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

That's what social media is for. Is that right now?

[Tom Segura]

Is that one of your ambitions, though, to have just like a show?

[Drewski]

Like, not really, though. I think, I think I'm already doing it.

[Tom Segura]

That's what I think too, by the way. I think you're. I think this is like something we used to talk about. When these podcasts and touring blew up for like standups, we would go, oh, you know, the natural thing is you have this. You want to do like the legacy entertainment thing. And then you, you get that. Somebody gets that and you're like, you know what? I think I was already doing the thing I wanted to do, and I watch those things and I'm like, look, this already hit a massive audience. It's absolutely hilarious. Everybody wants to share it. What happens if you put it on in television? Boundaries. I think you almost lose something. Yeah, right.

[Drewski]

And that's what. That's kind of what happened with a lot of the. These big productions. They approached me like two, three years ago and they were like, oh, let's do your next big skit show. Yeah, like, let's do that. Let's. Let's take all your skits that you're doing now. Let's over, like, let's take the production to a whole new level. And I was like, yeah, that's cool. But, like, are the kids and are the young generation watching that? Like, are they gonna go and watch that? I don't think so. I don't feel like anybody will appreciate it if I left here. Yeah, maybe I stopped doing this here and just start posting the huge, highly productive.

[Tom Segura]

I don't think it works.

[Drewski]

So it doesn't work the same.

[Tom Segura]

I also think that people are drawn to the low, like, the lower level production on it. Like, even on simple posts. Right. If you do just like, you're like, I'm. I'm getting that. That feedback is so much bigger than like a snappy, cool, like, slick one.

[Drewski]

At a fake fast food joint.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And it's all built out for me to be in there. It doesn't hit the same as if like the engagement of like, oh, my God.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

How the did he convince a general manager out of McDonald's in Atlanta, Georgia to walk in the back and like, actually be working. So that's the. I think.

[Tom Segura]

How did you.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I don't know, man. That. Just know we've had to get some people their jobs back.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Drewski]

Yeah. There's been a couple times that We've.

[Tom Segura]

The airport guy, by the way, is like that piece of that we've all run into so many times. You're like, you're the laziest ass.

[Drewski]

They have different tiers.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. They have tears. Yeah.

[Drewski]

So there's, there's tears. It's like, yo, they didn't give a. They went and got the people from the MARTA station to go and do wheelchair. I don't know what the fuck. No, seriously. No. I'm almost pissed at the hiring manager because it's like, yo, in Atlanta.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yo, where did you find these dude with ski masks to push my grandmother in a wheelchair? It doesn't make sense. So I try to figure out exactly like, you know, the, the small details of everything. But yeah, it's dope. I think that helps the, the virality of majority of our stuff. We try to do it in real time.

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[Drewski]

Yeah, we have a team as well. Like a couple of my friends and a couple of people that I work with and we always try to like, we have a bunch of ideas just like how you do your stand up comedy. You bounce your ideas off somebody.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Is this funny enough to say on stage is. It's kind of the same way. It's like we sit and digress and try to think about. But I like to go and live life a little bit, you know?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

I don't, I don't want to sit around and like be like, sit on this pedestal and be like, oh, we lit like, yeah, let's go get a bunch of cars. Let's go live in these cribs and go all these. It's more so like let's go do some normal real quick. Let's figure out how. So that's what keeps the juices flowing. You know that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I mean that's, that's.

[Drewski]

But you fucking bitches, man, you on the road, all it fuels, it fuels the material after you lost weight, man, and congratulations.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you, brother. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Drewski]

Let's get some clapping, man. Guys, come on, man. You.

[Tom Segura]

That's. And the, the reward is that's what, that's what happens. You get any guy out there watching you want some, just drop a few lbs.

[Drewski]

Let me, let me tell you about just watching the, your whole like situation with Netflix and like watching all your stand ups just transpire was amazing, man.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you.

[Drewski]

Started off like really, really, really off bat. Like your first one was amazing. And then still.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you.

[Drewski]

Like, you haven't really, like, it hasn't gone downhill at all.

[Tom Segura]

Thank you.

[Drewski]

And I've watched from the beginning and I really wanted to do this show as well because I always.

[Tom Segura]

Thanks, man. I mean I was into your stuff. I was, I, I was thrilled when, when we interact. I really was. I was because I'm a genuine fan and I was like, oh, this is cool. It was fun to do. And then, you know, we, I haven't told mentioned this, but like we also connected in our admiration for the culinary genius that is the, the, the chef. Fancy chef. Fancy chef.

[Drewski]

Fancy Chef.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, man.

[Drewski]

Fancy black chef. Pull him up. Let's. Let's see.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, there he is.

[Drewski]

Some. Yeah, that guy is interesting.

[Tom Segura]

See what he's making today?

[Drewski]

Do you ever notice the flies flying around some of the food at his house when he's. Did you ever see the table set up where he had, like, flies around the fruit?

[Tom Segura]

I've. You know, sometimes you're in the grocery store, there's flies.

[Drewski]

It's just though, man. I think he's doing.

[Tom Segura]

He's doing a bold thing now, where I would guess there might be. This.

[Drewski]

Might be.

[Tom Segura]

This pizza might be a review. He's going to places and being like, your shit's whack.

[Drewski]

There's no way, bro.

[Tom Segura]

Are you serious right now? He's like, west Corner.

[Drewski]

Look, I'm trying to get this piece to try. What kind is it? He's telling the owner's there barbecue chicken.

[Tom Segura]

I'm gonna tell you.

[Drewski]

I'm tell y'all either I'm gonna throw it on the floor. Y'all remember me, right? Garbage.

[Tom Segura]

He said, I'm either gonna throw it on the floor. Let's see what he does.

[Drewski]

Is it good? Can't be bad because you would. Already tossed it.

[Tom Segura]

Taste the Cesarian slice. Too tasteless. What he say?

[Drewski]

What about the Cecilia? Tasteless.

[Tom Segura]

Did he say that?

[Drewski]

He said tasteless. I can't tell. I don't know. Mama me Italiano. See, he's just. He's, He's. He's a great guy, man.

[Tom Segura]

He is good.

[Drewski]

Sicilian was the store. It's crusty, it's buttery, it's cheesy. It's. It. It's nice.

[Tom Segura]

It's nice.

[Drewski]

Okay. It's good.

[Tom Segura]

All right. It's good. You see what he did in Philly?

[Drewski]

Well, yeah, he's. He's definitely been at the Burlington Coat Factory. As you can see, he's. He's this guy. I don't. I don't understand how people are letting him wear. And usually he doesn't have this on. Usually he has the chef.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Full thing and he's. And he's walking through people's kitchen, so I don't know what they're telling him before he walks in. Like the other co workers, I don't know what they're telling them because people are always confused. Can we get, like, a video?

[Tom Segura]

Well, this is at. This is in Philly. He went into up to a cheese. Was it Pats or Gino's? I forget. Do you remember? Huh?

[Drewski]

Gino's.

[Tom Segura]

Is it Gino's like, the historic, you know, very famous cheesesteak. And he's like, all right, man, I'm. I'm going to do a review also. All them are like, what the are you doing? We didn't ask for a review. Right.

[Drewski]

So they're not familiar.

[Tom Segura]

No one's in on this. And he's telling people in line who are just like, want to get one? He's like, y'all know who I am. And they're like, no. Like, we just want to get. We just want to eat.

[Drewski]

Fancy Chef 2013. You see he wins. What are you talking about?

[Tom Segura]

Turn it up.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Fancy underscore Chef 2013.

[Tom Segura]

Telling them. And they're like, what y'all want to know?

[Drewski]

For real?

[Tom Segura]

You don't know me.

[Drewski]

For real. Y'all really want to know? Y'all follow me? Hold up. You cut it? Did you cut it? Did y'all follow me?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he's like.

[Drewski]

He's.

[Tom Segura]

He's yelling at the guy like, you cut it. Cut my sandwich.

[Drewski]

Give me some juice to swallow it with. Good. All right, you guys. The moment. Y'all wait.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, exactly.

[Drewski]

First. First mistake again.

[Tom Segura]

First mistake.

[Drewski]

The first mistake didn't toast the bread.

[Tom Segura]

Didn't toast the bread.

[Drewski]

Nah, nah, Didn't. All right, hold on.

[Tom Segura]

Which is not how they make that.

[Drewski]

Which way? This way. Y'all ready? This is a different.

[Tom Segura]

He's like, all right, take a bite of this.

[Drewski]

Get the out. Pay for it. It's.

[Tom Segura]

And in Philly, too.

[Drewski]

Yeah. They're just not gonna know. That was nasty, bro. It was nasty. And then it's just cuts. That's just done.

[Tom Segura]

That's just what?

[Drewski]

That's it. That's just one of the videos, yo. I think somebody. Well, that's not a black spot. I'll tell you that.

[Tom Segura]

He went to somebody.

[Drewski]

Well, somebody's gonna beat the out of this.

[Tom Segura]

Well, that's the. The.

[Drewski]

I'm just gonna let you know.

[Tom Segura]

He went to. He went to a soul.

[Drewski]

He went to a soul spot and.

[Tom Segura]

Was like, this is some. And the comments were like, you're gonna get your ass kicked. Like, everybody in my kill guy. Yeah, everybody was, can we get one.

[Drewski]

Of him going into a kitchen? And, like, there was one where he's just, like, walking around.

[Tom Segura]

Well, there's only 27,000 videos.

[Drewski]

Where's he getting the money?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Drewski]

Well, I think. I think we could take a good guess of where what is coming from. But that's a check. I'll tell you.

[Tom Segura]

That definitely is getting. Echo's getting A lot of. A lot of time.

[Drewski]

I don't know if we could find them in a kitchen. But he.

[Tom Segura]

There was another food review for sure. Yeah, that's a restaurant.

[Drewski]

That restaurant.

[Tom Segura]

That's in a restaurant.

[Drewski]

Let's see.

[Tom Segura]

Like, let me tell you about this.

[Drewski]

I want you to come to the Flamingo restaurant, the Dominican one in Miami Beach, Florida. Paid the chef to come in and taste.

[Tom Segura]

Paid the chef to come in and taste it, which is. There's no way.

[Drewski]

And guess what?

[Tom Segura]

See, it's good. Oh, there you go. That's a good one.

[Drewski]

Guess what? I like it. If you want me to come in and try your restaurant, all you gotta do is give me a call. Five, seven.

[Tom Segura]

He says, that's a liquor store.

[Drewski]

That looks like. Yeah, that looks like a corner store. The machines behind them show. That's like a. There's nothing fancy about that place.

[Tom Segura]

No, it's not a very fancy place.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

[Tom Segura]

And he's got like a DiGiorno pizza on his table. It's insane. It's insane.

[Drewski]

Nah, he's. He's. He's.

[Tom Segura]

Wait, tell me. Because we had. We had shared these videos. We both like food, and we were like, oh, my God, you worked with this chef. And then, you know, I told you he came here. It was amazing. Then he came. He was on could have Been.

[Drewski]

Yeah, he was on could have Been House season two.

[Tom Segura]

So we're gonna see that.

[Drewski]

Yeah, we're gonna see him cook on the show. And I don't want to give it away. Well, but he came. Well, he demanded a lot of stuff before he got there. So can we talk about.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, sure.

[Drewski]

He told us that he does nothing less than like $50,000. And he brought you up. This is why I wanted to talk about. He said, tom Segura paid me six figures. He said, you know, and then he asked me, you know, Tom Segura, the comedian, the stand up comedian? I said, yes. He. He paid you six? He said yes. He said, so I want $50,000. He said, everything I do first class, Straight up. He said, I don't do no. Everything I do is first class. So we're like, all right, we'll get you first class. We don't know. We'll give you the money here. 100%. We had no intentions of giving him any fucking money. Not a chance. We're not giving him any money. But we. Yeah, we flew him there. And then he's like, yo, I need a chef outfit. And we're like, okay, we'll We'll. We'll find you one. Like, what's your size? And, like, he's just. He just went on a rant of.

[Tom Segura]

List of, yeah, all this.

[Drewski]

I need food items. But also, he told us that he. We wanted seafood. Straight up, he told us, I don't like the smell of seafood, so I won't cook it. Yeah. I'm like, what type of chef do you order and fly to a place and then tells you, I don't. I don't.

[Tom Segura]

I don't.

[Drewski]

I personally don't like it. Yeah, like, he's cooking for himself. It's like, yo, we. We want that, man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

It didn't make sense. So, yeah, that's the most I could say. But it went on to be. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

We had an interesting thing with him because he was like. I go, what are you gonna make? He goes, whatever you want. Anything you want. And I go, all right, well, can I get some sea bass? And he goes, I don't fuck with seafood. I was like, okay.

[Drewski]

Says he doesn't like the smell.

[Tom Segura]

I know. I was like. But then he did end up making shrimp.

[Drewski]

So he'll do shrimp.

[Tom Segura]

He did do scallops and scallops.

[Drewski]

Okay, he'll do shrimp and scallops. But that's a picky chef, man.

[Tom Segura]

That's not picky chef.

[Drewski]

I've never heard of a chef actually talking about the stuff he does.

[Tom Segura]

And then he made a. Just an original dish for us that was really. It was incredible.

[Drewski]

Y'all have clips of this stuff we do.

[Tom Segura]

It was really remarkable. I mean, he did things that I've never seen a human being put into a pan.

[Drewski]

Your assistant was telling me that he, like, took him to the grocery store and put him through.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, man. He. Yeah, he was like, the. I don't know if the sauce is out.

[Drewski]

The first time I seen him without.

[Tom Segura]

Glasses, the sauce that he made. Wow, that's a lot of oil.

[Drewski]

Yeah, well, that was.

[Tom Segura]

The sauce that he made was. Oh, Jesus. It's starting to get in there.

[Drewski]

The chef is excited. So I told y'all beautiful in the beginning about beautiful. And the color I told you about was. What do y'all remember? Red and white mixed with color. Pink. So we got white. And where's the red? And it's tomatoes. You amazing. You amazing. Is that all the tomatoes? He's talking to himself when he says that. Good. Oh. Oh, no.

[Tom Segura]

So he made that sauce, had three heaping spoons of butter, about half a bottle of olive oil, half a bottle of red wine. Half a bottle of champagne and two cartons of heavy creamer.

[Drewski]

That's insane.

[Tom Segura]

It was insane.

[Drewski]

I mean, that's an heart attack. That doesn't make sense. He cooked it. He's cooking it for y'all to eat.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he called it the John Sagura.

[Drewski]

The. Yeah. Why was. That's. That's what he called you. He wasn't calling you Tom Sagura?

[Tom Segura]

No.

[Drewski]

He kept calling you John Sagura at our house.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Why?

[Tom Segura]

What. That's just what. How he remembers it. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Okay. All right. Well. Yeah, that's enough of the fancy.

[Tom Segura]

Well, he must be. Yeah, but he must have been so thrilled to meet you, because when you were here. When he was here. Excuse me.

[Drewski]

All he talked about was that. Yeah, you told me. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

He was like, yeah, you hit up Drew Ski.

[Drewski]

You know, I was like, yeah, I'll.

[Tom Segura]

Try to hit him up, man. Yeah, he was real excited, man.

[Drewski]

He couldn't tell if it was me for sure. When we chopped it up, he. He kept asking. He's like, is this really, really. I'm like, yeah, man, this is me, man. I want you on our show. Like, ah. It's like, I need, like, a. Need six figures, man.

[Tom Segura]

Six.

[Drewski]

Six figures is insane, bro.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah, we. We definitely. We borrowed some money. It was. I mean, I'll just tell you. I gave him 250, 000, but it was worth it, dude. It was really good. It was really good.

[Drewski]

He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there. He's definitely getting a check.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, stop.

[Drewski]

Yo, he's getting a check, man. What the would you give?

[Tom Segura]

I mean, I was like, he's a good chef.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, but you got to taste the food first. I mean.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

He's getting a monthly check, man. I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know.

[Drewski]

He's a great guy, though. I actually do. I appreciate.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I appreciate him, too. And. And if you're out there, if you have a mansion, yacht, castle. Millionaires and billionaires only hit.

[Drewski]

He only does that.

[Tom Segura]

That's it.

[Drewski]

He doesn't do regular shit. He tells people. You know, he has, like, four or five phones that he picks up. Oh, yeah. He's denying people all day. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know how he remembers the numbers, but he has, like. They're blowing.

[Tom Segura]

They are committed to memory. Yeah. They were ringing during our interview with him.

[Drewski]

Yes, yes. It's just a bunch of people just saying.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

They're like, chef could you. You think you could do my wedding of 5, 000 people? He's like, yeah, I'll do it. It's whatever.

[Tom Segura]

Have you ever by the way, seen Robert Paul Champagne? You don't know rpc?

[Drewski]

No.

[Tom Segura]

You show his original Robert Paul Champagne. Yeah. Do you know him? I think he might be good for. Could have been house. Okay, like let's just Google.

[Drewski]

Let's Google search that guy.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he's, he's. He's gonna pull up how we. How we learned about him. And, and I think if you had him, he's talented, he has different talents. Okay, but like this, the personality is just like through the roof. That's what I mean. Like, I think he would just be somebody that you see and you go like, oh God, love the good.

[Drewski]

Okay. Wow. These guys on hands 23.95. If you want to move in, you can move in, but you gotta me. I need. I need to be a lot. Get RIP Free food, free rent and everything else, man. Here's a deal, man.

[Tom Segura]

You gotta turn it up.

[Drewski]

Men from jail, homeless, or you're a thug. Want to come move in? A friend can move with you too, man. Free rent, you get a lease in a key. Me, piss on me. Beat me up. Did you guys find this when I come up today and try it out?

[Tom Segura]

No, we.

[Drewski]

This a personal video.

[Tom Segura]

This is a.

[Drewski]

How does this get on the Internet?

[Tom Segura]

I don't know how it got on the Internet. Yeah, but then we found him. We found him in Coney island. And then.

[Drewski]

This is not an act. He's. Was this a bird call? Is this how. How was this. How did this get out here? How did this get in the world?

[Tom Segura]

He's so public with his straight up. And he also gives about his address and, and his phone numbers. Like. Like that's what prompted.

[Drewski]

Because that was an aggressive ass.

[Tom Segura]

And here's what's crazy is that if you type in his name in Google Maps, it gives you the address, it takes you to his house. I swear to God, if you pull it up. Pull up Google Maps and just type in Robert Paul Champagne. Look, bro, who is he? It takes you to his building. It takes you to his building and it's got a bunch of five star reviews from guys that have Google.

[Drewski]

Yeah, the Google Ad shows the building.

[Tom Segura]

He's like, this is where I am.

[Drewski]

But listen. Yeah, who, how what is he. Is he famous? Like, who is this?

[Tom Segura]

He is now.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, well, but like what Robert Paul Champagne was like, is that just wrong? Is that like a Facebook Post.

[Tom Segura]

Well, I don't think that was on Facebook, but he definitely.

[Drewski]

That was a DM to somebody.

[Tom Segura]

I think it was. Because he goes. It starts. He just goes, black guys who want to. And good, just come to my place. So I think he just posted it somewhere. But he makes hats and he. If you want a hat, you want a cool hat. He can make you a hat.

[Drewski]

I wouldn't touch a hat by that guy. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't get near nothing.

[Tom Segura]

He bakes sometimes.

[Drewski]

Well, no, I wouldn't. I definitely wouldn't touch.

[Tom Segura]

He's a designer.

[Drewski]

Is he really?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, he does. I mean. Yeah.

[Drewski]

That sounds like an interesting guy, though. I can't lie, man. That definitely.

[Tom Segura]

We get him a tryout at least.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to talk to him.

[Tom Segura]

You are?

[Drewski]

Yeah. With security around.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I would die 1000.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, that's him too.

[Drewski]

Oh, he's a cop.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's Officer come Down.

[Drewski]

Officer Come likes it wild, dirty and filthy. That's right. Officer Come dump. We'll take it like a man. I will bend down and you could bang me as you were. Fair as you can.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, you know, because he.

[Drewski]

Okay, so he's in.

[Tom Segura]

He's in Lucifer's lair, which is his apartment. And he's just.

[Drewski]

This is. I've got to give it to those handcuffs from his. From his.

[Tom Segura]

Probably from. Issued from the police department.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah. It looks like an actual police hat. Yeah, that is an actual cadet.

[Tom Segura]

That might be. Yeah, that might be, dude.

[Drewski]

Interesting guy, though. I know. I'm willing to talk to him, but I 1000% will have security around. Yeah, there's not a chance I'm talking to that.

[Tom Segura]

There was a one on one. There was a. It could have been video you posted.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Where I saw that the security guys, like, you had to tell them, hey, chill.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, there's. There's a couple out there. No, no, they. They sometimes. Well, we. We've transitioned to, you know, just finding security in that city. So it's a little. Yeah, it's a cheaper situation. So sometimes I got to let them know, like, because they feel like, empowered. Yo, this is. This is it. This is my thing to show what the I got.

[Tom Segura]

So you have a little meeting before him?

[Drewski]

Well, I try to. Like, one of them got really out of hand in Memphis, I think. Was that Memphis? No, Detroit.

[Tom Segura]

Detroit.

[Drewski]

He choked a guy up on the wall. And I'm like, yo, listen, man, this is. Yeah, that was another comedian, man. Yeah, he Was just.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Which has got to be terrifying. Those guys are huge.

[Drewski]

Oh, seriously? And can we show. Can we find the clip of the dude? I think his name is Jack Funny.

[Tom Segura]

Jack Funny.

[Drewski]

Yeah, Jack Funny. He's a. He's a comedian and could have been record Jack Funny. Yeah, yeah, right there, bro. Don't touch me, bro. Stop touching. Hold on, pause it, pause it, pause it. So let me, let me, let me give you a good description. So right here, people don't know, right? This is a full production. This is a hundred thousand dollar production. I'm not gassing. This is actually a six figure.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Drewski]

So there's people in here. After you get off camera, it's like, yo, joke's over, man. Yeah, the security like, hey man, we're not with you. We're not around.

[Tom Segura]

This is just.

[Drewski]

Yeah, well, yeah, we're gonna you up. You do something crazy. We're gonna. You. We're paid to.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

To protect Drew Ski. But while we're here. Yeah, but when you, when you walk off camera, it's like, hey, man, get out of here. Yeah, and his voices get serious like that. As soon as you get off camera, I'm laughing and. But when you get over here, like. Yeah, you get the. Out of here for real.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So he didn't know. You know, me knowing, I'm like, oh, that's funny. Oh yeah, I remember that guy. And then he's like, oh, the joke's still going off camera. No, the joke's over, right? The cameras are over here. The. The real get real right off this platform right here. So he didn't know. Don't take the joke as we go out. Right. He tried to take the joke with them out, but the security is like, yo, we on the. I didn't know either that security in Detroit were popping pills. They're also popping pills out there. What? I don't. Yeah, it's the whole thing. You know, they get. They like, you know, they're older security. Some older security like to feel like they're young again. Yeah, it's like, it's like a new renowned feeling. So. Yeah, the security, they were just on, man. Yeah, I'll just show you right here. Just go ahead. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That was the real side of it. That was no more character. Hey, Jack, don't sue me. Ah, shoot a security come. Don't sue me. I got somebody for you.

[Tom Segura]

He shouldn't have did that.

[Drewski]

Cause now I'm about to have him steppers coming here. Hey, listen, I'm telling y'all, gonna need more security in this. You still gotta go to that after party. I'm gonna be there. I'm there on your ass. No, daddy, Listen, let's have a meeting, y'all. Hey, can we bring all the security right here? So let's turn it back. Hey, y'all boys at like a 10. Bring it down to six, huh? Yeah. That boy juiced. Up, up. You got your first one in, man. Hey, I appreciate y'all boys, but look, you know, they like that.

[Tom Segura]

Of course.

[Drewski]

Yeah. They wanna. They gotta get the little bark out their system.

[Tom Segura]

They like. And they like that Coach acknowledged it, you know, you were just like, right. Hey, I like the effort.

[Drewski]

I like what you're doing, boy.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

But, hey, let's. Let's turn it back. Yeah, I think we're good now. We got it off our chest. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

All right, Coach.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So that's. That's the vibe in there. So I try to. I try to bring it back because it is. It does get serious off camera, because, of course, they're hired as real security. So, you know, some of the people, they don't understand that. Like, even when. Sometimes when it gets serious in there, it's like, yo, we. We went to New Orleans, People were getting maced, man. So it's like, for real. Yes, yes. I think people thought, what.

[Tom Segura]

What kind of crowds are coming up?

[Drewski]

Well, you. Well, I. Thank you.

[Tom Segura]

No, tell.

[Drewski]

It's not your crowd. No, we could look it up, but I meant, I don't think it's your.

[Tom Segura]

First of all, I see no colors. When I think.

[Drewski]

You know what colors.

[Tom Segura]

I meant what type.

[Drewski]

Your color's not getting maced, bro. When you say what type of crowds.

[Tom Segura]

I meant what type of numbers, man? Like, how many people are showing up?

[Drewski]

Let's just say these people are coming to your shows. Okay. Yeah, but. Yeah, no, I think. Yeah. And. And I think they're paid for protection. And the ones that usually are with me, I talk with them like, yo, you know, let. Let's. Let's be polite to all.

[Tom Segura]

Are there thousands of people outside? Yeah, always.

[Drewski]

Always. Yeah, we don't. We don't get to show everybody. I think a lot. A lot of it is edited. A lot of it.

[Tom Segura]

I don't know if you're saying that you skew only one way, but you're like a crossover person.

[Drewski]

Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. No, I definitely.

[Tom Segura]

You have tons of white fans.

[Drewski]

Well, I grew up in the suburbs, man, so I. I definitely.

[Tom Segura]

What area were you Were you in?

[Drewski]

I was in. When you. Were you putting it in the zone, like. Yeah, I just don't like the finger thing.

[Tom Segura]

I just wanna. It's called gerrymandering where you. You draw. You draw. This is where they are. This is where we are. So where were you?

[Drewski]

Well, let's just say I.

[Tom Segura]

Not in East Point.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I wouldn't. I wasn't in East Point, but. No, no. I grew up in a suburb called Gwinnett County.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Drewski]

And. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Shiloh High School. You know what that is?

[Drewski]

Well, I went to Shiloh Middle School.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Wait, you. What am I.

[Tom Segura]

One of my good friends. I'm saying. Went.

[Drewski]

Swear.

[Tom Segura]

I swear to God.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to the middle.

[Tom Segura]

Sports reporter there and everything.

[Drewski]

Yeah, they suck, man. There's no point in being still at Shiloh. I think that's.

[Tom Segura]

No, no, not at the school. I'm saying he's an Atlanta sports.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Yeah. Well, no, I. I grew up at Shiloh Middle School, went to South Gwinnett High School, and, yeah, it was a. It was a suburb full of everything. I think we had, like, real gangsters, wannabe gangsters. Like, you got your crowd of country white boys, the preppy white boys. We got the Latinos, we got the gangster Latinos, we had Asians.

[Tom Segura]

It was a true mix of everything.

[Drewski]

There's a true mix of everything, which I appreciate so much because my comedy come and stems from all that.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Like, I was friends with. I had a African friend when I was, like, 6 years old, playing soccer with him. I had a Asian friend that I went to church school with. I. I did karate with one of my white friends.

[Tom Segura]

How's your karate?

[Drewski]

It's pretty good, man. I. I'm actually a. A black belt.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Do you. Is that the side.

[Drewski]

Seriously?

[Tom Segura]

That's why I got a side of you. A lot of people don't know.

[Drewski]

Well, yeah, I. I usually don't tell people that.

[Tom Segura]

I. I studied Taekwondo, both karate and Taekwondo.

[Drewski]

Well, just Taekwondo. That's a form of karate.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I don't think that's true. I think karate is Japanese and Taekwondo is Korean, and you're confusing the two because you don't. I don't think you have a black belt.

[Drewski]

Well, no, I. I definitely have a black belt. No, we call my mom right now.

[Tom Segura]

Is this a childhood black belt, like, from Master Hong Kong Kim?

[Drewski]

Wait, yo, wait, how do you know about.

[Tom Segura]

Because he was my master, too.

[Drewski]

Yo. You know about Master Kim?

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, I had a black tip. It's a red belt with a black tip.

[Drewski]

Master.

[Tom Segura]

Master Hong Kong Kim.

[Drewski]

Hong Kong Kim.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Let me. Let me call my mom.

[Tom Segura]

Ask your mom if she still has his number, because I would like to reach out to him.

[Drewski]

Okay. Do you. Do you really know Master Ken?

[Tom Segura]

Of course.

[Drewski]

You know, he has a father. His also name is Kim as well. And his father's name is Kim.

[Tom Segura]

And the father of that father, also a Kim. It's just their last name.

[Drewski]

Okay. Yeah. Well. Well, you get it. Sorry, I don't know if that was. Mommy, Mommy. Hey. Hey. I'm sitting here with Tom Segura. You know, the comedian Tom Segura I always watch on Netflix. Yes, yes. He's crazy. All right, let me. I wanted to tell you about. You know, it's time to get serious. I wanted to tell you that. Can you please explain to him that I actually took karate seriously and how many years I did karate and what belt I am. I'm not gonna tell her. Okay, well, you started karate when you were 4, and you did karate with Master Kim at Global Karate in Snellville. And you did that until you became a black belt when you were in high school. I wouldn't lie to you, man.

[Tom Segura]

Mommy. Hi, Mommy.

[Drewski]

No, you can't call her mommy. That's my son. And I know when my children call me.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, mommy.

[Drewski]

Yeah, you wish. She's like, I know that white voice. Yeah, Mama. All right, Mommy. Just. Just let's get back. Let's get back to it.

[Tom Segura]

Okay? Okay. So I'm. I just want to say. So he's legit black belt in. In.

[Drewski]

He said.

[Tom Segura]

He said both karate and taekwondo. Is that correct?

[Drewski]

The school is a mixudo. That's what it is. Thank you, mama.

[Tom Segura]

It's Korean martial art. Okay. That's very impressive.

[Drewski]

Martial art that focuses on hand and foot movements. And it is. It is Taekwondo, but it is called tang sudo.

[Tom Segura]

I'm super impressed, and I. I don't know what else to say.

[Drewski]

Ask her. Amongst the other things I've done as a child.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, excuse me. He. Drew's asking me to ask you, please elaborate on other things he did as a child.

[Drewski]

Okay, well, hobbies.

[Tom Segura]

Hobbies.

[Drewski]

Went to the Georgia Tech Seismic science Camp every year. You can read. Yeah, I did. He is. He played piano as a child. He started piano. That's racism. Hold on, Mommy. Let's let. All right, keep going, Keep going. Piano. He had his own piano.

[Tom Segura]

All those Asian friends.

[Drewski]

Yeah, that's what I told you. He had weekly piano. Wow.

[Tom Segura]

That's a piano He's a Renaissance man.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Yes. I mean, he. He won the spelling bee for the school in second grade. Okay.

[Tom Segura]

All right.

[Drewski]

I tried to tell him, well, how.

[Tom Segura]

Proud are you of this kid? For real? For everything he's accomplished?

[Drewski]

My son, I'm extremely proud of him. He's the best.

[Tom Segura]

I know, but it's just. No, I'm not. I'm not.

[Drewski]

I'm saying. I'm saying I understand.

[Tom Segura]

I'm saying that it's incredible what he's accomplished as a mother. You just have to be radiating with so much pride about this kid. It's amazing.

[Drewski]

Well, I. His discipline is his key, and his. That's the key to. To Drew success. He doesn't let things that are negative impact him where he can't restart very quickly. He's very. He's very. He gets it. Good at restarting.

[Tom Segura]

He's an amazing guy. And he smells amazing, too. I'll pass the phone back. Bye, Mommy. Love you. Okay.

[Drewski]

All right, Mommy, we. Yeah, he just.

[Tom Segura]

That was fantastic.

[Drewski]

Until you use me up, she gets a little care. She's probably doing some subs.

[Tom Segura]

My mom did it. My mom came on the podcast this week and abused substances.

[Drewski]

Did she really?

[Tom Segura]

On the podcast, and it was great.

[Drewski]

How old is your mom? 80.

[Tom Segura]

She was. She was up.

[Drewski]

Nah, that's good, man. I think you keeping her youth. What'd you have her doing?

[Tom Segura]

She had. She had. She was eating stuff and drinking stuff and. Yeah, she was. She was lit, man. Yeah, it was wild.

[Drewski]

Yeah. You probably shouldn't have. It did not at 80, man.

[Tom Segura]

80S a lot, right?

[Drewski]

Yeah. Well, the time's ticking. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. This is it. I think this is it. I think this is it.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I think it's like, just enjoy. Enjoy this year. Well, you know, 20, 25, it's a cool sounding year. I always tell her, like, just stop answering the phone. Just turn it in.

[Drewski]

Does she keep the. The regular phone line still going? My grandma keeps her phone line. The house phone still going.

[Tom Segura]

No, she doesn't do that. What she does is she has cell phone that she never has on her. So every time you call her, she'll answer, like on an iWatch and be like, I have to find my phone. And you're like, do you ever just think to maybe keep it?

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Just on your person.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Like, that doesn't make sense, though.

[Tom Segura]

I don't, so.

[Drewski]

But they don't understand that. I think they grew up in the. In an era where the phones were only plugged into the wall. So they. They're Used to probably just leaving it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

This.

[Tom Segura]

You're right.

[Drewski]

And I'll pick it up if I'm in this area. I'm picking up, but other than.

[Tom Segura]

It's the worst.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

It is super impressive though, but. Which she confirmed.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

I thought you made that whole thing.

[Drewski]

No, no, I actually I did. I did Tang Soo do. That's what. I just forgot the name. I know I've studied taekwondo in the midst of that, but yeah, I did. I did a lot of stuff, man. I've done a lot of crazy, man.

[Tom Segura]

And are you a legit Tide fan? You really are. You don't give a piss about nothing.

[Drewski]

No, I don't give a piss about none of that. I think I just love Roll Tie Willie.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

The team is like, I don't give a do.

[Tom Segura]

You're not like a Georgia fan?

[Drewski]

No, I'm not a fan of any of those teams really. I think I just. I love Roll Ty Willys. He's such a good dude, man. He. He wakes up every morning, he's drinking from sun up to sundown. You gotta. You gotta really give it to somebody who's that committed to being an alcoholic.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. I have worked with a guy like, there's right.

[Drewski]

You've got alcoholics here. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Yeah, well.

[Drewski]

But you. You gotta just give it to somebody. This guy committed and I love him to death. And you know, he. He honestly, we brought him onto productions with big companies and. And things that we do just because he's just such a good dude and really very funny and naturally just.

[Tom Segura]

How'd you meet?

[Drewski]

Just reached out to him on social media.

[Tom Segura]

You were just a fan of it?

[Drewski]

I just saw all his, man, and he just was getting hammered and he was in like a hut somewhere and I was like, man, I got a link with this guy, bro. And he ended up coming to Georgia last year for the national championship. And that's when we shot that first video.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

He must have been fired up.

[Drewski]

Oh my God. He, he, he. Yeah, play that. Was he fired up? This is around the time people know I love America and I love the continent. And I will entertain down 24. See, sometimes you got to pull him back.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Cuz he gets it carried away. He. He'll around say it.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You know what I'm saying? He's that invested. Like he'll say it. And I like. I'm like, all right, come on, let's go. Got it. He'll say it.

[Tom Segura]

Really.

[Drewski]

So I try to pull him back before he gets to that point. If you pump him up, he'll get there.

[Tom Segura]

He'll get there.

[Drewski]

Well, yeah, he'll. He's. He's not just.

[Tom Segura]

It's not foreign to him.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it's not foreign to him. It's like, he's com. He's that committed to the. You know, the role, and I don't think it's really a role to him. He lives that life, so. He recently found out that I was black, though.

[Tom Segura]

Not in person.

[Drewski]

No. He. Somebody told him on some podcast. I'm still pissed about it.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Drewski]

Yeah. What.

[Tom Segura]

What did he think you were?

[Drewski]

I think he thought I was tan.

[Tom Segura]

Just tan tan. You've been outside. Yeah. You've been working.

[Drewski]

And he believed the character that I was doing. He did, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That's kind of really sweet.

[Drewski]

Yeah. But it's. I really fuck with him. That's why I really. I appreciate every. And I love bringing them to things that we do, like any. Anything.

[Tom Segura]

What was this? Do you know? Did you see what his reaction was to you?

[Drewski]

I think he was a little disappointed. He didn't have much words to say. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think he wanted me to be tan white. I think that's naturally what. I think that's what he wanted. Just becoming, you know, I think he wanted me to be a real tide. Nice for someone to learn you're black.

[Tom Segura]

And be like, it's real disappointment.

[Drewski]

That's. I just felt like, you know, but it is what it is. We'll still. We'll still link up and hang out, and I just don't think it'll probably be exactly the same as it used to be.

[Tom Segura]

You think he'll be like, hey, did I say some before I knew?

[Drewski]

Oh, nah, he's. He's a good guy.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, here's you guys right here.

[Drewski]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Let's see this.

[Drewski]

These are still. When the good times. We stand for the flag. If you don't like it, we don't. We don't. Damn right, America. Damn. You gonna respect us. Damn right. You gonna. You gonna respect us. Respect us. Don't mess with us. Don't mess with us. America. America. Greatest in the country. Greatest country ever lived, right? We don't take nothing off. We'll take. We'll take. Don't take. You got to see, sometimes it's when it gets carried away, you got to grab them. You don't. You don't fully know all the time when he.

[Tom Segura]

You don't know where it's about to go.

[Drewski]

Yeah. You don't know where it's going.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And that's why I try to grab him before he. He realizes what the environment is.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

He's got to get him out of there. Get him out of there before he. He.

[Tom Segura]

You're a good guy, man.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I try. I try. But that's why you see me pull it. The shirt.

[Tom Segura]

But you found, like, a real. Just. This guy's a gem.

[Drewski]

Thorough. He's a. He's a real red neck man.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

No, there's no there. Yeah, he's all the way. He.

[Tom Segura]

Does he go to every game? He's one of those guys, like.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I think they banned them recently up. It's because I think they were selling.

[Tom Segura]

That's got to be heartbreaking.

[Drewski]

They were selling shirts, though, that. That might have said Alabama or something. It said it has something to do with the actual team.

[Tom Segura]

Oh. And that's when the program was sitting off of it.

[Drewski]

And I think it made it.

[Tom Segura]

Can't do that.

[Drewski]

And people. Well, nobody's going to profit off when it comes to those College. Yeah. So it was somehow twisted in that realm. And then they started, like, banning them from coming to the game. It was a whole thing. But we helped them get back into, like. We. We reached out to the SEC and all that. We tried to. We. Well, we tried.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

I don't know if it worked, but we tried to reach out to the people that we knew to try to tell them. Yo, just try.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drewski]

This guy doesn't. He doesn't know that he might have made that.

[Tom Segura]

He does. He doesn't.

[Drewski]

But, you know, money is like.

[Tom Segura]

Everything changes.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Everything changes when it comes down to that. So. No, but I think, hopefully, I think he still can go to games. I don't know if he's allowed on the field, but I do know.

[Tom Segura]

I would say it's probably best that I have that guy on the field. If I was making choices, I would say maybe not a field pass on.

[Drewski]

The board of education.

[Tom Segura]

Like, no field pass Alabama.

[Drewski]

I think the field pass.

[Tom Segura]

Let's keep them in the stands, have a barrier up.

[Drewski]

Nah, he's. He's. He's. You got to meet him, man. If you haven't.

[Tom Segura]

I would love to.

[Drewski]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

I went to a game last year. I went to a game in Tuscaloosa, and it was so much fun. That environment was.

[Drewski]

They have one of the best environments for football.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Alabama football team. That was amazing.

[Drewski]

We went out there. I actually missed a field goal with Pat McAfee.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, you did you did the thing.

[Drewski]

Yeah, we did the whole. And it was. It was dope. Like Alabama, they. They eat, sleep, breathe football out there.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, yeah.

[Drewski]

Like there's people just like Willie but just aren't known or have a camera on them. Yeah, it's majority of everybody in that stadium.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, the whole state is Willie. Like, they don't really don't give a piss about. But the time. Yeah, they are there.

[Drewski]

Let's just say. Let's just say there's a lot of Willies out there.

[Tom Segura]

There's a lot of Willies. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And if they're not tied fans, they're War Eagle fans and they're. They're committed for sure.

[Drewski]

Man, let's talk about this new show. Could have been loved, though, man.

[Tom Segura]

Okay, let's talk about.

[Drewski]

Could have maybe just come into it naturally. Just ask.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, Drew Ski.

[Drewski]

Okay, see you, you. Yo, you, man. I want to talk about this show and you just.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, Drew Ski, man, you are one funny guy. And I heard you have a new.

[Drewski]

So why do you got to put the black accent on?

[Tom Segura]

I'm doing Magic Johnson.

[Drewski]

I get it. Okay.

[Tom Segura]

All right, all right, I'll do it. I'll do it. White. Ready? Drew Ski, man, you are something else.

[Drewski]

So many still not fully black. You're doing like a mixed accent. It's a little bit of white and black there. That's not.

[Tom Segura]

It's not white.

[Drewski]

That's not the full. Yeah, I want. I want the Tom.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Hey, man, what's up with this could have been love thing, man?

[Drewski]

Oh, out of here, man. Okay.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. So the show could have been love.

[Drewski]

Yes.

[Tom Segura]

You in this show are essentially a version of the Bachelor, correct?

[Drewski]

Yes, yes. And I am the Bachelor in the show.

[Tom Segura]

Yes, in the show. And you're in a. Is it in a house? Is that what. What is it?

[Drewski]

Yeah, that's what it is, man. We. We have Caleb Presley as, like the main.

[Tom Segura]

Oh, he's hilarious. Oh, my God, he's great.

[Drewski]

It was hard not to break.

[Tom Segura]

He is great.

[Drewski]

Like, he, He. He had us crying, even, like, some of the girl contestants being involved in it.

[Tom Segura]

Had you got. Did you guys meet doing his thing? Did you guys do that?

[Drewski]

That was my first time meeting him when I did his Sunday conversation.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And he. He just. He. He was so amazing doing the interview that I was just like, damn, I gotta have this guy do something. I didn't know for it. Like, three years went by and I was like, all right. I finally have this situation where I feel like he'll Fit in and. Yeah, we had, like, 18 girls in the house, and, like, it was just me.

[Tom Segura]

That seems like a nice environment.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it just was a. It was. It was a great experience, though. I think it showed a different side of me that the world hasn't seen.

[Tom Segura]

Did they get to see you being sincere and like.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, no, no. There's. There's points where, you know, it actually was me pursuing love in the show.

[Tom Segura]

Really?

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah. So there's comedic parts. It's an. It's a hilarious show, by the way.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

But there's also parts where I actually am, like, engaging with the girls and.

[Tom Segura]

Not just playing with the dookie shoot.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Actually.

[Drewski]

What is that? The dookie what?

[Tom Segura]

The dookie shoot.

[Drewski]

Dookie shoot.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Ass.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. The booty hole. Yeah. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Who the fuck is playing with the dookie shoot?

[Tom Segura]

Well, if you want to find out if you love someone, don't you play with a.

[Drewski]

Okay. No, I think that's coochie the asshole. No, I don't think.

[Tom Segura]

You're not gonna play with everybody.

[Drewski]

Go straight to that. That must be a white thing.

[Tom Segura]

You go straight to the date one usually. Yeah, that's. Usually. That's usually. Don't you.

[Drewski]

No, I've never. I think. Yeah, that's definitely a white thing. I've never.

[Tom Segura]

That's crazy to me. Is that a separation?

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah. You know, that's what you guys call the dookie shooter.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Play with the dookie.

[Drewski]

Play with the dookie shoot. What is that? To see the smell? Is that like a. Like a.

[Tom Segura]

Just to see what kind of resistance you have or what's. What's. Yeah, if you want to see if it's. If it's got some bodies or if it's ready for you and you only. I would figured you would do that.

[Drewski]

I figured. No, I think everybody does the whole finger coochie smell.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Drewski]

But I didn't do. I didn't do any of that on the show.

[Tom Segura]

You really were going for love. You.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I really was actually there for the show. I didn't do no dookie shooting. No. No coochie.

[Tom Segura]

Did you find love?

[Drewski]

I'd say I found something in the show. I don't want to give it all away, but I definitely found a little bit of lust, a little bit of kind of like early love of what could grow into something. And we still, you know, are, you know, trying to.

[Tom Segura]

How many episodes will this be?

[Drewski]

This will be like, probably seven or eight.

[Tom Segura]

Seven or eight episodes?

[Drewski]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

And it's gonna be on your channel, right? On your.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it's kind of influenced by, like. Yeah, It'll be on YouTube, but it's kind of influenced by, like, you remember the shows, like, Rock of Love. Flavor Of Love. Flavor. Flavor. Yeah. It's. It has that feel to it.

[Tom Segura]

What I love about this, besides the concept and you being in it, though, is that it's on your channel.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

Like, this doesn't have to be anywhere else.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

This is yours.

[Drewski]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Segura]

That's huge, man. That's huge. Like, ownership of things is, like. Is everything in this.

[Drewski]

We're looking to get our money back at some point.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drewski]

You have any opportunities where anybody.

[Tom Segura]

I'm sure you have sponsorship opportunities.

[Drewski]

Yeah, we got a little bit. But if you know anybody, okay. Looking to buy some shit, we need our money back.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Drewski]

We spent a lot of money. Okay.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

But. Yeah, no, I think it honestly was a. It was a good situation for all the girls. We had studs. We had BBWs. We had midgets.

[Tom Segura]

Wow.

[Drewski]

We had. We had a. A vast variety of women, all races.

[Tom Segura]

Mix it up.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Mixed it up.

[Tom Segura]

You got to go, like, on those shows, the. The person who's like. You get to have basically kind of mini dates with all these, like, you know, get to know everybody. So you got to really go out on, like, 18 days.

[Drewski]

Yeah, we did. We did a lot of different dates.

[Tom Segura]

And you get. Do you kick people, too? Or you're like.

[Drewski]

No, no, no, we. Well, yeah, there's eliminations every night.

[Tom Segura]

Okay. Okay.

[Drewski]

So that's. That's kind of like the comedic side of it. Like, we actually had some.

[Tom Segura]

And no one. None of these chicks were like, let me drain your nuts and I'll keep for a day.

[Drewski]

You'll, like, drain.

[Tom Segura]

Play with my dookie shoot, and I'll drain your nuts. And then we can. We'll fall.

[Drewski]

Not. I think they just got to see the show, but it does get intense in the house, man. I think we. We just know. We've had. We had a lot of variety of girls and women in the house that were very. It's. It. The whole situation is very funny and. But, yeah, it was times when it got real. But no, I wasn't indulging in any dookie shooting or any coochie. Cut.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, this is. This is a surprise to everyone.

[Drewski]

No, I mean, I don't think it's a surprise to the community. I don't think anybody.

[Tom Segura]

Everybody.

[Drewski]

Nobody black is doing any dookie shooting.

[Tom Segura]

Everybody black who knows you is like, he didn't do the dookie shoot.

[Drewski]

I don't think anybody would say that watching this.

[Tom Segura]

I kind of think we're gonna disagree on that.

[Drewski]

I don't know if anybody's asking that though.

[Tom Segura]

I don't. I think you're.

[Drewski]

I don't even know what the dookie shooting is, man.

[Tom Segura]

Man, you'd know.

[Drewski]

This is.

[Tom Segura]

Don't act like this is some.

[Drewski]

I just never have seen a girl like, ah. I'm a shoot dookie in that. You know what I mean? Like. Or however you guys go. I don't. I've never thought that. I don't.

[Tom Segura]

Are you a big ass guy?

[Drewski]

No. Well. Well. Ass. Yes. Asshole.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

No, no, it's just not.

[Tom Segura]

You don't always eat a girl's ass when you're.

[Drewski]

Well, it depends on the girl, I think.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, that's a.

[Drewski]

Well, yeah. It's always depending on. Because, you know, the bigger the ass.

[Tom Segura]

The dirtier it can get. Situation kind of gamey back there. Yeah.

[Drewski]

He's like a get kind of what gave me.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

You're like, you've got to pick your battles.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And I think. Yeah, the bigger to ask, the bigger the mess. So you, you just, you just, you just be careful with some of those. Yeah. Nah, certain girls, you know, I think you, you naturally. That naturally happens.

[Tom Segura]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Coochie.

[Tom Segura]

Sure.

[Drewski]

Yeah. So you, you've had your fair share of eating, you know, indulging, and it just happens. Yeah, right. It just happens. Right there.

[Tom Segura]

It's right there. Yeah.

[Drewski]

It's not like women don't have a gooch.

[Tom Segura]

Right.

[Drewski]

Yeah. It's just there.

[Tom Segura]

And a woman that eats your ass is an angel. That's who you've proposed to. If you have me. If you're out there and you meet a girl and she goes right for your ass, you get on your knee and you give her a ring. What?

[Drewski]

I'd never. I wasn't.

[Tom Segura]

What.

[Drewski]

So you, you're one of those guys, you go straight, you're looking for women who eat ass.

[Tom Segura]

I mean, it's a lifelong kind of thing, right. I'll even do the thing where I'll take. I'll put the. You know, I mean, I'll step over.

[Drewski]

I think we've gone past the limit of this interview. I think.

[Tom Segura]

No, really, I thought we were just.

[Drewski]

I mean, you grabbed something and went towards your ass. I don't know.

[Tom Segura]

It's the back of someone's head, you know. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Hey, man, I love doing the show, man.

[Tom Segura]

Bad boy for life.

[Drewski]

Take that Take that, take that, take.

[Tom Segura]

That, take that, take that, take that. Okay, okay.

[Drewski]

Okay.

[Tom Segura]

All right. He left. Hey, man. He left.

[Drewski]

Listen, I love doing the show, man.

[Tom Segura]

I love. Thanks for coming, man.

[Drewski]

Appreciate you.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Weird.

[Tom Segura]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Got weird, man.

[Tom Segura]

That was perfect.

[Drewski]

What the do you mean?

[Tom Segura]

What are you talking about?

[Drewski]

What's that you talk. You don't just do that with Women would take their. Yeah, you don't do that. Why wouldn't you do that?

[Tom Segura]

You're a superstar. All right.

[Drewski]

No, that doesn't work like that.

[Tom Segura]

That's an Odell move for sure.

[Drewski]

Bert and Tom. Tom and Bert. One goes tops while the other wears a shirt. Tom tells stories and Bert the machine. There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean. Here's what we call two bears, one cave.