Podcast Summary: "We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer)" | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Podcast Information:

• Title: 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
• Host/Author: YMH Studios
• Description: Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
• Episode: We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer)
• Release Date: July 7, 2025

Introduction and Summer Activities [00:00 - 05:19]

Bert Kreischer kicks off the episode with enthusiasm about "summer bears," setting a light-hearted and comedic tone. He jokes about Tom's relocation out of Texas, playfully teasing about cultural and generational differences.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “Summer bears are here. We like to get queer Summer bears. What song is that? [00:00]”
• Tom: “It's summertime. [00:16]”

The conversation shifts to their personal summer activities. Bert shares his experience surfing with friends, highlighting the impressive skills of young surfers and reminiscing about his own surfing days. Tom complements this by mentioning his children's diverse interests, like Jiu-Jitsu and drumming.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom: “Little dudes don't struggle to pop up on a board at all. [01:17]”
• Bert: “Luis J. Gomez is one of the most fascinating guys in the entire world. [01:30]”

Highlighting Friends and Guest Recommendations [05:19 - 11:07]

The hosts discuss their summer commitments, revealing that both will be engaged in significant projects that limit their availability for regular podcasting. Bert is filming a Netflix show called "Freebird" in Atlanta, while Tom is shooting a movie titled "LT Gray" in New Mexico.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “I'm living in Atlanta this summer for two months, shooting a television show for Netflix. [05:38]”
• Tom: “I'm shooting a movie this summer in New Mexico. [05:57]”

To keep the podcast ongoing during their absence, they propose featuring guest hosts from their circle of comedian friends. They encourage listeners to suggest potential guests and express excitement about featuring personalities like Chris de Staphone and Stavros.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “We thought it'd be fun for you guys to get into the comments right now and tag who you'd love to see as guest bears. [09:10]”
• Tom: “We couldn't be more excited. [19:36]”

Humorous Anecdotes and Guest Interaction [11:07 - 25:04]

Bert introduces Chris de Staphone via FaceTime, showcasing the dynamic and humorous interactions typical of the show. Their banter includes playful teasing and laughter, emphasizing the camaraderie among the comedians.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “He's one of the funniest human beings, top to bottom, that I've ever seen. [10:50]”
• Tom: “That's awesome. [16:53]”

The conversation takes a more serious turn as they discuss the changing landscape of comedy. Bert laments the disappearance of the "middle class" of comedians, noting how the industry has shifted towards larger venues and higher earnings, sidelining many talented artists who can no longer sustain themselves.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “The wage gap is just so. There's no middle class anymore. [21:40]”
• Tom: “They’ve gotten so lazy in interviews that you see the journalist is clearly just regurgitating what a producer told them. [32:33]”

They delve into the qualifications of modern journalists, critiquing the state of media and expressing concerns about the loss of meritocracy in journalism. This discussion highlights their perspectives on media integrity and the importance of informed commentary.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “There's no meritocracy in becoming a journalist. You get cast. [27:55]”
• Tom: “A lot of people were pro Dave. [25:52]”

Hot Air Balloons and Personal Stories [25:04 - 71:12]

The hosts transition to a lighter, yet animated discussion about hot air balloons. Bert shares his skepticism about the safety of hot air ballooning, recounting personal experiences and historical anecdotes about accidents. Tom supports his friend's viewpoint, discussing various incidents and the inherent risks involved.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “Hot air balloons are sketchy as fuck. [42:54]”
• Tom: “You can’t steer it right, so you kind of hope that it goes where you want it to go. [43:13]”

Their storytelling includes humorous exaggerations and shared experiences flying in helicopters and encountering precarious situations. They discuss the excitement and dangers of different types of air travel, emphasizing their preference for safer, more controlled environments.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “We went to land and he goes, everyone on the out, hold onto the outside and jump off. [44:17]”
• Tom: “That's insane. [17:21]”

Bert also narrates a dramatic incident involving an Uber driver, showcasing his tendency to catapult into exaggerated, comedic tales of frustration and confrontation. This segment underscores their chemistry and ability to turn mundane events into entertaining stories.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “You were screaming at him, 'Don't you know what you're saying?' [70:04]”
• Tom: “That's really cool. [70:47]”

Conclusion and Future Episodes [71:12]

As the episode wraps up, Bert and Tom express their excitement for upcoming guest episodes featuring friends like Stavi and Chris. They assure listeners that while their active participation might be limited during their summer projects, the podcast will continue to deliver humor and engaging content through their selected guest hosts.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “We've got guest bears coming up. [70:46]”
• Tom: “Just know that it's temporary, so enjoy it while you have it. [70:56]”

They conclude with their signature sign-off, reinforcing the theme of friendship and shared comedic adventures.

Notable Quotes:

• Bert: “Here's what we call two bears, one cave. [71:12]”

Key Takeaways:

• Summer Commitments: Both hosts are engaged in significant projects (Netflix show and a movie) that keep them busy during the summer, leading to guest-hosted episodes.
• Industry Insights: A critical look at the evolving comedy scene and media landscape, highlighting concerns about the disappearance of mid-tier comedians and the integrity of modern journalism.
• Personal Anecdotes: Engaging and humorous stories about their experiences with hot air balloons, helicopters, and everyday challenges, showcasing their comedic chemistry and relatable storytelling.
• Guest Interaction: Plans to feature friends and fellow comedians as guest hosts, maintaining the podcast's continuity and humor in their absence.

This episode blends humor with thoughtful commentary, offering listeners both laughs and insights into the lives and thoughts of two prominent comedians navigating their careers and personal adventures.