4-D SpongeBath

Many people have told me to start a podcast on account of my weird life (my stepdad is a convicted bank robber and my actual father is a chief executive in silicon valley, but he used to be a VP of Pfizer vaccines and claims mRNA vaccines would not have happened without him, however he’s an egotistical maniac and I do not believe that specific bit of the story. My sister, who I have matching tattoos with makes more money than my father from onlyfans). But honestly overall this shits mostly for me to trauma dump onto people who I’ll hopefully never meet, so be prepared for that I guess.