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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
Hosted by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM · EN
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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("Best Of"): Discount Store Dingleberry
3d ago02:04:21Tap to summarizeThe Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Farewell Naz
4d ago02:23:44Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 25, 2026: Sir, is that a buttplug? Finding out your spouse is a drug addict. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sucking harder than a clogged Dustbuster. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Cheese Johnson
5d ago02:25:20Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 24, 2026: The biggest douchebag musicians of all time. Don't fall into the campground crapper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Henderson, MN Sauerkraut Queen. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Dildo Park
6d ago02:22:30Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 23, 2026: The C-Word. Mountain Dew donuts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Beaver Liquors. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Liquid Herpes
1w ago02:26:36Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 22, 2026: A borderline alcoholic searches for his missing rug. AI Robocop sucks at his job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about grandfather clocks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →("Best Of"): Nick Drank a Fart
1w ago02:26:10Tap to summarizeThe Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Totally Penis!
2w ago02:22:44Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 18, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Cool is still cool. Everything you wanna about skinny butt. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Sick Fern, Bro
2w ago02:18:51Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 17, 2026: Description: Robo Bowl. Old fart balloons. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using a Ziploc bag as a condom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Hogbauer's Automotive
2w ago02:24:23Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 16, 2026: There ARE laws when drinking White Claws. Russian ruff-lette. Everything you wanna know about being *slightly* above average. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →High Stakes Monkey Poker
2w ago02:18:12Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 15, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Having sex in the back of a cop car . Everything you wanna know about getting Bum Bum Cream on your face. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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