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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
Hosted by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM · EN
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Criminal Genital System
5d ago02:24:57Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired June 1, 2026: Hot movies coming out this Summer. Tearing down the house. Everything you wanna know about injuring yourself in a stupid way, like Dana. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Double Dong Dog
1w ago02:20:40Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 29, 2026: Coke-tex. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Everything you wanna know about how trashy you are. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →The Finest Employee the Company’s Ever Seen
1w ago02:28:00Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 28, 2026: Diddling for Dollars. The truth is out there... and it's hovering Anoka. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your aunt’s porn career. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Hey Morons
1w ago02:27:57Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 27, 2026: Chainsaw-assraw. I'll Give You Some Vitamin D. Everything you wanna know about chess boxing. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Mystery Surgery
2w ago02:25:06Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 26, 2026: Aliens, ghosts, or zombies? Kindergarten graduation brawl. Everything you wanna know about using a sandwich as toilet paper. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →("Best Of"): Tacos, Adderall & a Mammogram
2w ago02:26:45Tap to summarizeThe Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →("Best Of"): Too Hot, Too Musty
2w ago02:27:11Tap to summarizeThe Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Don't Care.
2w ago02:31:40Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 21, 2026: Don't care. Don't care. Everything you wanna know about not caring. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Dumpster Diving 101
2w ago02:23:26Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 20, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Fran Dorkington. Everything you wanna know about your 300,000 dollar child. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Pit Sniffer
3w ago02:29:09Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired May 19, 2026: You take the van, I'll take the dog. Nude nude revolution.. Everything you wanna know about buying used underwear. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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