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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
Hosted by 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM · EN
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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AEW Julia Hart
Mar 2402:35:28Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 24, 2026: Wrinkle ranch. Next thing ya know... I was getting a BJ! Everything you wanna about stupid Todd. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Speed Friending
Mar 2302:32:17Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 23, 2026: Mansl-Otter. That's a penis. Everything you wanna know about getting Tyrannosaurus-rekt. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Herpe Island
Mar 2002:29:56Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 20, 2026: Dagger tag. Prancercise. Everything you wanna know about crack-lorette. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Yakety Sax
Mar 1902:19:47Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 19, 2026: The return of Norwegian lungworm. The dangers of speed-twerking. Everything you ever wanted to know about Wiesblatt Syndrome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Private First Class Terry Tickles
Mar 1802:24:23Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 18, 2026: The return of Marcus Foligno of the Manbearpigs. Your coworker C-Section who avoids hard labor at all costs. Everything you ever wanted to know about the 1979 Odor Eaters Classic. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Hoots McCracken
Mar 1702:30:47Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 17, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. The return of Ashley...and she's high as balls. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Edward Forty Hands. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Carrot Maxing
Mar 1602:30:41Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 16, 2026: The return of Thermos Man. Diarrhea....cha cha cha. Everything you ever wanted to know about Medical Wieners. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Return of Jungle Jane
Mar 1302:19:57Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 13, 2026: RIP Hooters. YOU. ARE. BLOCKED. Everything you ever wanted to know about looking like a Penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Gummys From Grandma
Mar 1202:24:29Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 12, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. MILF manor. Everything you wanna know about the strongest scrotum to exist in the world. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →That Hits Like Crack
Mar 1102:20:20Tap to summarizeOriginally Aired March 11, 2026: Norwegian lung worm. Literally anybody else. Everything you wanna know about being silently judged. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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