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Narrator
The Merry Bakers at Relevant radio present episode 25 making amends.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Scrooge had not gone far into the outside air when coming towards him, he beheld the two portly gentlemen who had walked into his counting house the day before and said Scrooge and Marley's. I believe it set a pang across his heart to think how these gentlemen would look upon him when they met. But he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it.
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Narrator
My dear sirs. How do you do? How do you do? I, I. I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A Merry Christmas to you both. Good sirs. Mr. Scrooge. Yes, that is my name and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness to accept. To accept a contribution?
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Ebenezer Scrooge
A contribution, Mr. Scrooge?
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Narrator
Yes. I would like to make a contribution to your fine fund providing for the poor, if that would be acceptable. But to Mr. Scrooge. When? Last week. Please, please, I would like to. Well, come. We are in the open street. But let me whisper in your ear. Would you have the goodness to accept a thousand crowns? Lord bless me. My dear Mr. Scrooge. Are you serious? If you please. Not a farthing less. A great many back payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me?
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Ebenezer Scrooge
My dear sir, I don't know what to say to such munificent.
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Narrator
Don't, don't, don't say anything, please. But come and see me. Will you come and see me? Mr. Thomas, wasn't it? And Mr. James.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Yes, Thomas, sir. Indeed I will, sir.
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Narrator
We will. Thanky. I am much obliged to you both. I thank you 50 times. Bless you both. And a merry, merry Christmas.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
He went to church and walked about the streets and watched the people hurrying to and fro. And patted children on the head and questioned beggars and looked down into the kitchens of houses and up to the windows and found that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk, that anything, could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon he. He turned his steps towards his nephew's house. He passed the door a dozen times before he had the courage to go up and knock. But he made a dash and did it. Yes, sir.
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Narrator
May I help you? Is your master at home, my dear?
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Yes, sir.
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Narrator
Where is he, my love?
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Ebenezer Scrooge
He's in the dining room, sir, along with mother. I'll show you upstairs, if you please.
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Narrator
Thanky. He knows me. I'll go in here, my dear.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
He turned the dining room lock gently and sidled his face in round the door. The assembled friends and family were looking at the table which was spread out in great array, for these young housekeepers are always nervous on such points and like to see that everything is right. Fred, dear heart alive. How the sisters and their friends started. How his niece by marriage started. Scrooge had forgotten for the moment about her sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it on any account. Why, bless my soul. Who's that?
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Narrator
It's I, your Uncle Scrooge. I've come to dinner. Will you let me in, Fred? Scrooge.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge. My dear uncle. My dear, dear, dear Uncle Scrooge. You've come at last. Come in, come in and be merry and merry.
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Narrator
Merry.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Is the kettle on for tea? Here, let me take your coat and scarf. We'll do up the fire. No need to keep them on in here. Let him in. It is a mercy Fred didn't shake Scrooge's arm off. He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came. So did the plump sister when she came. So did everyone when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful unanimity, wonderful happiness. But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there. If he could only be there first and catch Bob Cratchit coming late. That was the thing he had set his heart upon. And he did it. Yes, he did. The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was a full 18 minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his door wide open that he might see him come into his own dismal little cell. A sort of tank. His hat was off before he opened the door. His comforter, too. He was on his stool in a jiffy, driving away with his pen as if he were trying to overtake. Nine o'clock.
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Narrator
Hello. What do you mean by coming in here at this time of day? I am very sorry, sir. I am behind my time. You are? Yes, I think you are. Step this way, sir, if you please. It's only once a year, sir.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
It shall not be repeated.
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Narrator
I was making rather merry yesterday, sir. Now, I'll tell you what, my friend. I'm not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore. And therefore I am about to raise your salary, sir. A merry Christmas, Bob. A merry Christmas. You are serious, sir? Oh, most serious. Most serious indeed, Bob. I'll raise your salary and endeavor to assist your struggling family. And we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop. Bob, make up the fires and buy another coal scuttle before you dot another. I, Bob Cratchit. A Merry Christmas, Bob. A merrier Christmas Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you.
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Ebenezer Scrooge
For many a year, Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all and infinitely more. And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master and as good a man as the good old city knew, or as any other good old city, town or borough in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh and little heeded them. For he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset. And knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed, and that was quite enough for him. He had no further intercourse with spirits, but lived upon the total abstinence principle ever afterwards. And it was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us and all of us. And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless us, everyone.