• Comedian Amy LaCour opens the Friday free show • Tom Segura and Christina P split, cancer rumors, and healthier divorce • Amy's Blue Mountains theme and second-favorite "Cour" jokes • Dracula's "Your Titties" song ending • Blue Ridge cabin trip with Florida Comedy Collective president Chandy • Babyland General, Mother Cabbage, elderly nurses, and Cabbage Patch nostalgia • Childhood toys, smells, Pound Puppies, and homemade knockoffs • AI helping reverse-engineer homemade toys • Hiking, fishing, grave sites, river time, and improved hip mobility • Comedy Collective retreat for grants, the website, and future planning • Relaxing vacations versus nonstop activities and wasted mornings • Manasota Key family trip and lukewarm hot springs in 27-degree weather • Tourist shops, small-town wandering, and red-sauce meatloaf • Fast walkers, slow groups, and moving too quickly to make memories • Last of the Mohicans waterfall, Hanging Rock, and fear of the woods • Emergency outdoor pooping and ancestral squat theories • Facebook clickbait fueling food scares and show content • Lake Howell and Lake Jesup blue-green algae warnings • Kissing a contaminated fish for $10 and waiting for symptoms • Algae exposure risks for adults and children • Recurring lumps, bloody stool, insurance, and avoiding doctors • New Transformers pinball machine from Pinball Dudes • Plus Tax song "Nauseous" • Hot Tub and Mini Fridge Morning Show parody • Amy LaCour's Shit Sandwich at Bull and Bush • Forgetting promotions, phone numbers, commercials, and recent events • Turning 50, fearing dementia, and feeling healthier than a decade ago • Stool talk, bloody-stool jokes, and "misinformation improv" • YouTube growth and confidently wrong discussions • Zoolander still holds up • "Mail-on-mail," drunken apologies, and EMWP's censored nickname • Forgotten drunken radio calls and Cabin preserving embarrassing audio • VHS, MiniDisc, and lost terrestrial radio recordings • Modern phones, cars, doorbells, cameras, and clouds recording everything • Snapchat screenshots and private photos shared through family accounts • Drinking alone, dinner invitations, threats, and performative masculinity • Adult dinner parties, oyster roasts, galas, and Batman-style formality • Meal-kit cooking with kids and interviewing guests about unusual jobs • Trump-sized suits and prank phone calls • Loud old-school fathers versus quiet, considerate parenting • Garage smoothies, clutter, and avoiding waking the family • Generational trauma and breaking inconsiderate fatherhood habits • Affection struggles, suppressed feelings, and spouse-dependent moods • Thoughtfulness, masculinity, and marriage as an equal partnership • Teaching children consideration and healthy relationships • Wayne Ivey, Wheel of Fugitive, and celebrity sheriffs • Elected sheriffs prioritizing publicity and reelection over qualifications • Grady Judd, Mike Chitwood, and theatrical law-enforcement branding • Outdated government rules and voters choosing familiar names • Concrete Mike's duck story and the classic "Duck Job" impression • Early internet comedy spreading through email and copied WAV files • Buzz Sutherland identified as the creator of "Duck Job" • Duck Job misattributed to Adam Sandler and Robin Williams • Tracking down Buzz Sutherland and why viral creators rarely profit • Studio heat, thermostat battles, and dad-style AC savings • Florida Comedy Collective open mics and shows • "Bring on the Psychics" song and trouble accepting compliments • Ocala-to-Cape Coral driving and Florida's unofficial 80-mph limit • South Florida traffic, dirt bikes, banshees, and ignored road laws • Baldwin Park e-bike crackdowns and kids doing endless wheelies • Late-night South Florida drive and passing troubled vehicles • Boat, RV, door, chain, and dragging-equipment travel disasters • Helping endangered drivers instead of filming them for clout • Semi-truck fire closing the Turnpike near Jupiter • Police redirecting traffic backward and through a median • Two-hour closure turning an 11 p.m. return into 1:30 a.m. • Maisie becoming obsessed with watching the news

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