Get on your studded belts! This is 'A Podcast You Can't Sweat Out', where we review albums from a simpler time, when the most important aspect of your personality was the song on your MySpace music player. We'll be warping back in time to rediscover the records that probably made your parents shake their heads in confusion, so bust out your Converse or Vans, send a few texts on your Sidekick, and prepare to be bamboozled.