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Had a good time talking to you. Yeah, sobriety maybe. Get Dr. Drew in here. So until next time, this Adam Corolla 4 Anna David saying mahalo. All right, there's Adam Carolla Show 309 with Anna David. Coming up next is Adam Carolla Show 293 Adam and you, featuring Adam Carolla and you from 2010. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on mandate. Get it on. Another special Sunday afternoon show that's gonna air well, you'll hear it Monday morning. It is Easter, Easter weekend. I just left Jimmy Kimmel's party to come over here and knock this thing out because Donnie just said, hey, we got no show for Monday. So I said, well, we better get one. I'll give you some thoughts, we'll take some phone calls, and then I'll hustle back to the party and pick up my kids and go home and take a nap. Had a couple of Bloody Marys at the party, so you need to excuse me. Couple thoughts. First off, they big party, Jimmy's family and all sorts of people there. Jeff Ross was there and other luminaries you may know from the comedy field. They're there every year. My son Sonny was bouncing around the jumpy castle. I was standing out front of the bouncy inflatable castle holding a cupcake, waiting for him to get out. And I was reading the sign that's embroidered in the front of the jumpy castle. It's like hot glued to the thing and it says, no shoes. Which I always knew about with the jumpy castle. You can't wear shoes in the jumpy castle. But then underneath it, it says, no smoking in the castle. And I thought, wow, you'd really have to have a commitment to smoking if you're just bouncing around the jumpy castle with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Then underneath that, it said, no needles. I thought, really? Who's in there with a pocket full of syringes doing somersaults and back handsprings in the jumpy castle? And what percentage of people do take their shoes off but go, you know what? The needles, those are going with me. I'm bringing the syringe in the jumpy castle. So even though the syringe thing seemed like a no shit, Sherlock for the jumpy castle, there it was emblazoned on the front step. It's really more of a slide or ramp than it is a step, but either way, I was just looking at that moments ago, having a laugh. You guys should know that we're going to be out in Ontario at the improv that is this coming Wednesday. We're doing this whole new interactive thing. Donnie's got the computer and he has a projector worked out, and we're showing a lot of slides from back in the day and old pictures, and even go going over my Social Security statement that says how much I made from 1980-19. Why should I say 2004? Little things like that, as well as Donnie on the Internet pulling up pictures. It's live and interactive. And again, it's at the Ontario Improv that is this Wednesday. Come see us. So a couple thoughts. Had a interesting moment today. I was lying around my bed. Somebody sent me an email that said that the Filipino community is angry at you over what you said about Manny Pacquiao and Filipinos and blah, blah, blah. And I was lying in the bed and I was thinking what a pain in the ass this job is. You make some jokes, you try to be funny, you try to be interesting, you try to be provocative, and next thing you know, you got a bunch of Filipinos up your ass. And I thought, why can't everyone just mellow out? And then I started thinking about Howard Stern and I thought, that poor guy, he's been doing this his whole life. And he just did this whole thing with Precious and how the actress, Gabby, whatever her name is, from Lead from Precious. He said she was too fat, and everyone got up his ass for it. And then the phone rang and it was Howard Stern. And I guess he was driving home from the Hamptons with Beth, and we just started talking and sort of lamenting. He actually saw me on Dancing with the Stars and just wanted to compliment me on my work and said he was going to be out in the middle of May, and he rarely comes out to la. It's weird for a guy who's as big a star as he is, you think he'd be getting out to la, you know, minimum three times a year. It feels like Stern comes out once every five or six years. And I think he doesn't like to travel, and that's part of it. But you still think that guy would just for meetings or whatever, would be out more than he is. But he's coming out in the middle of May, and me, him and Jimmy are going to hang out. We're trying to work that out. But I was talking to him about, you know, basically the job of talking for a living and saying things and having people react to it. And he said, yeah, he said, you know what? He said, it's not like it's scripted. It's not like you sit down and script this shit. He said, you're trying to be funny and you're trying to be interesting and timely and provocative. And then somebody calls up and throws out a topic, and you go off on it for eight minutes, and then next thing you know, you get into trouble. But if you sat down and scripted the whole thing, you would script it differently. Like, you'd say different things and you'd emphasize different syllables and you'd realize, well, this is a little unfair or this is a little bit harsh, or I'm going to come across sounding like this if I say it that way. But since none of it's scripted, it just comes out the way it comes out. So we had that conversation. Also talked about, I guess Beth is coming out here to do Jimmy Kimmel show in the middle of May, and he's coming out with her, and we'll all hang out and have a good time. But it was funny that I was lying around my bed thinking about Howard Stern and the phone rang. It's not like I talk to him every day. Also, a couple things. I did Larry King's show a couple of days back, and Jeff Probst was the guest moderator, taking Larry's place. And Jeff's great from Survivor, and I did it with Dr. Drew and a couple other people. But I went home and my wife said, how'd it go? And I said, clusterfuck, as per usual. And then I really started to realize what era we're living in as far as entertainment goes. It was me and Dr. Drew, and the chick in between us was the chick that got dumped by Torri Spelling's new husband to move on with Tori Spelling. Let me get my shirt thing worked out here. And then there was like another chick on satellite. And so they would talk to us for a couple of beats, and. And then they'd go to the chick on satellite, and Jeff would talk to the chick on satellite. While he was talking to the chick on satellite, we couldn't say anything. And then he'd come back and Dr. Drew would give a ooh. And then Jeff would say, hold on. Hold that thought. We have to go to commercial. And then we'd go to commercial, and then we'd come back and he'd say, I'm here with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolin, the chick that got dumped by Torres Spelling's new beautiful. But hold on, we have another chick on satellite. And then they talk to the chick on satellite with the weird stilted two second delay thing. And he talked to her for a few minutes, and then he'd come back again, and then Drew would go, and Jeff would go, we have to go to break. And they go to break again. Then to come back and they pull, slide us all over one chair, and they'd have a fourth panelist on there. And I just thought, jesus Christ, can people just fucking talk anymore? Why does everything have to be so fucking front loaded? What's this thing where you have three panelists? So you have a moderator, interviewer, Jeff Probst, perfectly capable guy, and you have three interesting, funny, educated, whatever people sitting on the other side of the desk, and you have to bring a fourth person in from Bristol, England, to talk about nothing with a weird two second delay, and then come back again, and then when you come back, you have to move the three panelists over and put a fourth fucking person on the chair. And I just thought, wise tv. What. What is. Do they not trust that people can speak and be entertaining and interesting? What's with the clusterfuck thing that's going on? Is it pissing you guys off as much as it's pissing me off? There's nothing worse than sitting there in a panel for an hour not being able to fucking talk. You just sit there and it's like one big long. Oh, hold on, Drew. Wait, Adam, wait. Hold up. Hold those thoughts. Hold those thoughts. We got to go to break. We'll come back, we'll hear what Drew has to say, and then they come back. Drew, quickly, three seconds. Well, I just think. Thank Drew. Thank you, Adam. What? Okay, hold on. We're going back up to the satellite. I don't know. It used to be Tom Snyder sat there, he had a guest on his show, and he spoke to. To that guest for a period of time, and you felt satisfied, like, all right, this is what the guest has to say about this topic. Now it's nine guests, Someone on the satellite, somebody being skyped in, another guy underneath the desk blowing everyone and holding up index cards with comments on it, and nothing accomplished. Just bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. And I thought, why are we so fucking insecure? Like, why can't we just sit down and talk? If you want to know, the topic was infidelity, by the way. If you want to know, then Jeff Probst can just sit down with Dr. Drew and have an interesting conversation with Dr. Drew about infidelity. But you don't have to include the chick who wrote the book on being a mistress who lives in England and the chick who runs the How We Catch Him Detective service, which she goes out as decoys and tricks guys into cheating. And by the way, trying to find out if your husband or boyfriend's a cheater by putting a Hot chick who's undercover next to your boyfriend at a bar and asking your boyfriend or husband if she can buy him a drink, and then wants to know if they want to go back up to her room. That's not a good way to find out whether the guy's a cheater or not. I basically explained, and I still stand by this. I said it's like saying all criminals are criminals. Breaking into a liquor store and holding a pistol under a guy's throat and saying, empty the cash register. That's a criminal. Walking down the street and finding a wallet on the ground with no ID and 100 bucks worth of 20s in it. I don't know that that's a criminal. That's not an honest person. The wallet should go to the lost and found, But I don't know. As a society, I don't think we have a problem with those kind of criminals. That's my whole take on the whole thing. And your husband could be a cheater, but he could be a find the wallet cheater versus. Thank you, Donnie. Versus a break into the liquor store cheater. All right, let's see. Take some phone calls. Let's talk to Steve. Steve? Yeah. What's going on, Steve?
