Podcast Summary: Adam Carolla Show – Episode featuring Camilla Luddington, Allison Rosen, and Bald Bryan (Carolla Classics)
Release Date: May 4, 2025

Introduction to Carolla Classics

In this special edition of Carolla Classics, host Adam Carolla is joined by guests Camilla Luddington, Allison Rosen, and Bald Bryan. The episode delves into a blend of humorous anecdotes, sharp observations, and candid conversations that showcase Adam's unfiltered style.

DUI Checkpoints and Triangulation

Adam opens the discussion by recounting his hectic filming schedule between Huntington Beach, Pasadena, and a stint on Jimmy Kimmel in Hollywood. He humorously laments the taxing travel routine:

Adam Carolla [02:20]: "They call it the devil's triangle."

Reflection on In Memoriam

While exploring a condo complex in Huntington Beach, Adam stumbles upon an in memoriam for his beloved dog, Jenny Girl, sparking a mix of frustration and reflection on community sentiments:

Adam Carolla [06:28]: "Just, my dog died. Everyone says except for the Corollas, because it's too cheap to get a fucking dog."

Humorous Analysis of Adages

The trio engages in a playful deconstruction of various proverbs, such as "shit eating grin," dissecting their meanings with comedic flair:

Allison Rosen [10:42]: "If you ate shit, you would not be grinning."

Making Dick Pics Acceptable

A heated segment ensues as Adam proposes an invention to make dick pics more palatable by pairing them with red velvet cake. The guests debate the feasibility and boundaries of such a concept:

Adam Carolla [15:37]: "A dick pic with a nice piece of red velvet cake might be effective for a lot of the ladies who did not formally like the dick pic."

Movie Project: "Close Quarters"

Adam discusses his involvement in the movie "Close Quarters" with Camilla, highlighting its unique ensemble cast and humorous production anecdotes:

Adam Carolla [25:57]: "It's not the finished product, but it's kind of a work in progress, but kind of funny."

Punishment Segments for Callers

Listeners call in with personal issues, and Adam responds with tongue-in-cheek "punishments" aimed at redemption:

1. Steve from Houston complains about creamer preferences:

   Adam Carolla [28:00]: "Your punishment is you're gonna have to raise a family in Houston."

2. Mike from Kansas City reveals infidelity and the subsequent guilt:

   Adam Carolla [40:38]: "Your punishment is you have to have a donut."

3. Scott from Chicago discusses a fallout from an affair resulting in a child:

   Adam Carolla [47:11]: "You have to see the movie Kindergarten Cop 128 times in a row."

Masturbation on Airplanes and Dick Pics Debate

The hosts delve into the controversial topic of masturbation on airplanes, debating its prevalence and societal perceptions:

Adam Carolla [44:33]: "The bathroom. The quiet dignity to go to the bathroom and beat off all over everyone else's shit that I would think of."

News Segments

Allison Rosen delivers updates on current events:

1. Ebola Update:

   Allison Rosen [85:24]: "A second Dallas nurse has tested positive for Ebola, having flown while ill despite guidelines."

2. Domain Sales for Diseases:

   Bald Bryan [88:56]: "An entrepreneur is selling the domain ebola.com for $150,000."

"Just Me or Everyone" Segment

Listeners share relatable quirks and mishaps, sparking laughter and agreement among the hosts:

1. Tony Dacoste struggles with wearing a T-shirt as pants in the middle of the night.

2. Sean Corrigan finds that adding ketchup to anything makes it taste overwhelmingly like ketchup:

   Sean Corrigan [127:06]: "If you put ketchup on anything, that thing tastes like ketchup."

3. Ray Morgan describes his reaction to exceptionally tasty food, likening it to an Axl Rose sway.

Grey's Anatomy and Pop Culture

Camilla shares insights about her role in Grey's Anatomy and the show's impact on music bands like The Fray:

Camilla Luddington [100:07]: "It's not, you know, they made some bands like The Fray. Nobody knew about The Fray until Grey's Anatomy."

Closing Remarks

Adam wraps up the episode by promoting upcoming live shows in cities like Portland and Seattle, and teasing future content:

Adam Carolla [99:00]: "Until next time, Daniel crawl for Allison Rosen and Bob Brian Singh. Mahalo."

Notable Quotes

• Adam Carolla [10:15]: "If somebody's got a little damning in the sense that you know, when a guy..."
• Allison Rosen [03:42]: "The Merfuck people are like who's the guy?"
• Bald Bryan [05:10]: "It's sad because I think that it gives you the sense that this is all very transient."

This episode of The Adam Carolla Show exemplifies the show's signature blend of uncensored comedy, sharp insights, and dynamic banter among hosts and guests. Through candid discussions and humorous takes on everyday life and pop culture, Adam and his team deliver an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners.