
Comedian Chrissie Mayr joins Adam and Mayhem to share stories about pregnancy, comedy, and her experiences navigating the ever-changing media landscape. She and Adam riff on Covid-era misinformation, the medical industry's history...
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Ross Douthat
From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, comedian Chrissy Mayer and author Ross Douthit. Plus the news and trending topics with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now a man who's never been in a non hostile work environment, Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, get it on, got to get on. No choice, baby. Man that you get it on now. Mayhem's here. Chrissy Mayer's here. Chrissy's very funny stand up comedian. Got a podcast as well. Chrissy Mayer podcast. And then also live dates doing standup. So you can go to her website, chrissy m a y r.com for all the live shows. Good to see you again.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Good to see you.
Adam Carolla
So congrats. You got a young child.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes. The last time I was here to do your show with Dr. Drew, I had just found out I was pregnant. I was like. And when people hear like, oh, you just found out? No, I was like seven weeks pregnant. Became one of those women that I make fun of. Like, how do you not know you're pregnant? I had, I had a summer. I was drinking White Claw and I was just like, why is my tolerance shit, you know, and, well, I found out for two. I was drinking for two. But like, turns out, like, you can drink up until seven weeks and. And you want. This is not medical advice. But I was worried for several weeks. I'm like, I've been retarded. But it's after it's between seven and 12 weeks where the alcohol really does the most damage. So I got it right in.
Adam Carolla
They do. So the medical profession did not do. They didn't do themselves any favors because they've been lying for a long time about a lot of stuff. And what they do is they sort of say. Cause if you study them, they say things like, if you go, what if I just smoke one cigarette a day? They go, just as bad as smoking a pack of cigarettes.
Jason Mayhem Miller
How could that be?
Adam Carolla
I know. I go, what if I just had one Girl Scout cookie? Same as eating three boxes. Is it, I don't know. Or let's do a reverse engineering. Maybe this will work. What if I jog for half a block? Is that same as a marathon? Is this how it works?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, I jog to get the mail.
Adam Carolla
So they do a lot of like, yeah, just as bad. And it's basically, you can see it all through the lens of the 58,000Americans die. Of secondhand smoke. Every year, nobody dies of secondhand smoke. They invented something called third hand smoke.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, right.
Adam Carolla
When it's on your clothes, it's when it's in the sweater of the heterosexual white older guy who hugs his retarded nephew. It's in his sweater.
Nithya Raman
I pet his dog and I got fourth degree.
Adam Carolla
That's right. Right. It's in the curtains. It's in the guy's cardigan. But here's my whole point. If you gave these guys two beers if they weren't pregnant, if you gave them two beers and you said, really? So a glass of white wine when you're three weeks pregnant, they go, hey, we just don't want the bitches drinking. You understand?
Jason Mayhem Miller
They really don't want us.
Adam Carolla
We're just gonna lie. We don't want them smoking. So we'll just say one cigarette's as bad as a pack. Because, by the way, if they're smoking one cigarette, they're smoking 12 cigarettes. They're not smoking one cigarette. So we'll just tell them that. We'll tell them that is an equal opportunity killer. You know what I mean? But heterosexual. We want people to wear condoms. You understand? So we are going to lie to everyone about everything. And then we just rolled right into Covid, man, and they just went, oh, now we got a big canvas to lie on.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, now we got them.
Adam Carolla
Now we got them. And we're gonna lie our asses off.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, six feet. Sure, that sounds good. That takes care of the secondhand smoke. No hugs. Hugs are out of the question now.
Adam Carolla
No hugs, no third hand smoke. We transmitted no Thanksgiving. Yeah. So what they did is. So what they do is they lie, but they lie not because they're evil. But in Covid. Yes, that was the case in many cases.
Unnamed Speaker
But.
Adam Carolla
Well, the politicians. The politicians were evil, but they lie to get you to do what they want you to do. But it's no different than your mom going to eat those vegetables because there's kids in Africa that don't have garbazo beans. You know what I mean? And you're like, what the fuck does this have to do with it? How's my gonna transport this salad to Africa?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. As a kid, I was like, I guess I'm gonna put these string beans in an envelope and mail them off.
Adam Carolla
Send them to Darfur. Yeah, better put some foil around those things. They could go bad on the train ride.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Like, I guess they don't have cigarettes either.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but people will go, well, look, that's a mom trying to get their child to eat vegetables. So you would go, all right, that's not a bad mom. You know, we've all, you know, it's a little version of the boogeyman.
Jason Mayhem Miller
If you don't go to bed, your nose or like, don't. Your face is gonna stay like that or.
Adam Carolla
Oh, it's Santa Claus.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
He's keeping a list. You know what I mean? Like, I know it's July, but he's got that list.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, he's been watching.
Adam Carolla
He's watching. Right. So that's what it is. Except for it's Santa Claus for tax paying adults. That's what Covid ran into. Yeah.
Nithya Raman
Pointed out a lady at Disneyland, that Down syndrome.
Adam Carolla
Mm.
Nithya Raman
And told me that's what happens when you suck your thumb.
Jason Mayhem Miller
No, stop it. Have you seen these videos of these, like, hot girls? There's, like, videos of, like, hot girls.
Nithya Raman
Don't worry. Wood.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Wait a minute.
Adam Carolla
Oh, I thought you're getting wood.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, I know. There's a Down syndrome lady. There's hot. Got them cakes. I'm telling you, Adam, Carolla, in the younger days, you might have got after it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, my God. And then they have all these. They have all these comments. There's a video where they put the comments together and it said. It said, like, it doesn't matter who the baker is. Cake is cake. If she's down, I'm down. Like, these comments are hilarious.
Nithya Raman
I'm a chromosexual.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Chromosexual. Who are. I have not seen any of these. I want to see them, actually.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Watch it. Yeah.
Nithya Raman
It's taking the Internet by storm.
Adam Carolla
Now, is it a dusting of down or full dipping and down?
Jason Mayhem Miller
It's a dusting because her body doesn't look retarded. You know, her body.
Nithya Raman
Somebody put her to the gym, told her what exercise to do, and she said, okay, I'll do it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Not only is she in the gym, but she's in, like, a hot girl gym outfit. She's like, like, tight yoga pants, tight top. It's like a crop top. And she's like, she knows what she's working with. It's just scary when you're all so retarded, you know? Because if that's your son, if that's your daughter or friend, you're like, don't put a sweatshirt on. You're retarded. Like, you're not. You know what?
Nithya Raman
Oh, let it fly.
Adam Carolla
Oh, let me say this. All right, hold on, hold on.
Jason Mayhem Miller
That's one of them.
Adam Carolla
Hold on. A.
Nithya Raman
Taken by storm.
Adam Carolla
Hold on a second. Hold on. Pause. You may pause. Thank you. All right. I knew a guy once, and maybe this is kind of what we're talking about. There was a retarded guy who worked at ABC and he was in the Special Olympics and he would, you know, of course every Special Olympics that rolled around, he got a medal. Cause they don't. That's the way they roll over the top.
Jason Mayhem Miller
You just show up.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. They're not gonna tell the fourth kid who came in fourth place, he didn't podium and he can go home with an empty bag. You know, everyone gets that. Everyone gets the thing. Yeah, he would put all the medals on and show up at work. But that's what a seven year old would do. Right. Now this guy's 37, but he would. That's what. Right. So if, if a retarded woman found out she had a smoking hot body, she'd probably want to wear a bathing suit.
Jason Mayhem Miller
To work.
Adam Carolla
To work. Right. Like, because. Because it's like wearing the metals around your chest. Like, hey, everyone's. I'm getting it. All this attention. Right?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Okay.
Nithya Raman
Mere metaphors, just solid.
Adam Carolla
Let's see if we can find.
Jason Mayhem Miller
There's a particular. She's in like a crop top and long yoga pants. She's walking around in the gym and.
Nithya Raman
She'S got banging participation medals.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Jugs.
Adam Carolla
She got you.
Jason Mayhem Miller
She's looking at the camera like she's literally. She knows she's ringing the dinner bell. You know, I really like this.
Nithya Raman
I feel like God bless her heart.
Adam Carolla
Does the down syndrome, you know, how much does it mess with the bod? Because they seem to. It seems to affect it. But there are plenty of short, stubby women that have zero down syndrome, you know, so it's not necessarily relegated to just everyone who's built this way because everyone knows somebody who's built that way who doesn't really have any down syndrome.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I remember all the retarded people I've ever seen are like a little bit out of shape. So maybe I thought, well, they're retarded. They don't know they have to work out. They don't know what they look like. But clearly now they do.
Unnamed Speaker
They evolve.
Adam Carolla
Also, if you're gonna have a bad shape, if you have a nine year old's mentality and the metabolism of a 44 year old, you're gonna get into trouble because you're gonna want to have Crunch Berry cereal for breakfast every day. As a nine, you know, there's a big box of See's candy in the next room. And the only thing stopping me from devouring that is my mind goes, your metabolism is old, bro. And it's not gonna work. But if I was 9, I'd be up in that fucking thing and fighting people that came near me.
Jason Mayhem Miller
This is not the video I'm thinking of. It'll never go down and to the right. No, no, shoot, shoot. It's. That's not. If you just like.
Nithya Raman
She's the one that kinda went on.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Retarded gym girl.
Adam Carolla
What is. What are these videos? And then why are we attracted to them? Why have they become a thing?
Jason Mayhem Miller
I think men see a hot retarded girl and they go, I have a chance.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Jason Mayhem Miller
You know, it's like a wounded deer. You know, it's like when that really hot girl's, like, out during the weekend and she's drunk and she's stumbling, it's like, I could catch her when she falls.
Adam Carolla
Don't you think that. So we're like hyenas and there's a pack of gazelles.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes.
Adam Carolla
And they're running for us and we can't keep up with them. But one of them's lame. One of them's got a bad paw, you know, and they start falling behind. But they're the best looking gazelle and we can get. We can catch up to that. It's also. Don't you think, like, no woman I've ever been with is ever interested in anything I'm interested in.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, no. Really?
Adam Carolla
Well, I like vintage car racing. They don't like old dots in five, 10 pieces of that class or whatever. Go anywhere near that shit, you know, they also. I shouldn't say no ever. But in general, the stuff I'm. What do I like? I like construction, I like ufc. I like vintage race cars. You know, shit like that. They're like, I'm not into. I'm not into that. But a retarded chick, she might pose.
Jason Mayhem Miller
On one of the race cars. She might, you know, I'm saying I.
Adam Carolla
Show her how shiny it was and how cool it was and have people give her a lot of positive reward when she looked at the car. Comfortable?
Jason Mayhem Miller
The back seat of the car is.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I mean, there's no back seat, but I. Metaphorically. I know what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Yeah. It's a transmission hump and a roll bar. But is this the one we're talking about?
Jason Mayhem Miller
No, I should find it.
Nithya Raman
We're on the hunt.
Adam Carolla
So it's. So what are these vids? Is there A label for these vids?
Nithya Raman
No, this is just a new phenomenon. This literally happened, like, today or yesterday where somebody made a great video of just a hot retarded chick and, you know, the world has never been the same.
Adam Carolla
And how do we know they're not doing a sort of Jim Carrey on us? You know what I mean? He can make his face look pretty retarded.
Nithya Raman
You know, it looks, you know, short or extra. I don't know which.
Adam Carolla
All right.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Syndrome gym. We look in YouTube.
Adam Carolla
All right, now. Yeah. What? You got to give us some key words so we can find this.
Nithya Raman
I don't know if I'm retarded, but that's what I would guess.
Adam Carolla
I mean, I'm trying to think. Would there be mayhem if you're dating retarded chick?
Nithya Raman
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Would there be a huge chasm, you know, conversationally?
Nithya Raman
There'd be some arguments about peanut butter and jelly.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Right. Because what's the difference between a retarded girl and a 22 year old?
Adam Carolla
Yeah, like just your basic hottie 22 year old who was really into the Kardashians or something. Would it be that different? You'd have to sit there and endure a bunch of dumb conversations about the Kardashians and the Real Housewives or whatever it is they were into. A lot of Blake Lively team talk. You know, you gotta pick a side and you're just sitting there going, yeah.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes. Love is Blind. Sounds like a great show.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Nithya Raman
You guys are describing my girlfriend.
Adam Carolla
Maybe some of this is based on that special needs dating show, Love on the Spectrum. Love on the Spectrum? Yeah. It's a Neil diamond song, too. Love on the Spectrum Ain't no surprise Pull up a handicap plate and I'll.
Nithya Raman
Tell you some lies.
Adam Carolla
Love on the rocks Remember that's Neil diamond crayons. Yeah. Keep eating crayons and eating sugary cereal.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Don't forget the handicap placard when we go out on a date.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Oh, man. We're all surely going to hell.
Nithya Raman
Going to hell.
Adam Carolla
All right, but what is this vid mayhem? Come on, go look in your search history. Or William.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, I don't want to bust that out.
Adam Carolla
No, I know you don't want people to know what you're looking at, but somebody. But for the sake of the show, for Christ's sake.
Nithya Raman
All right, so I sent it to someone. I got it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
You did? Okay.
Adam Carolla
Okay, man. All right, so this is an attractive down syndrome woman working out.
Jason Mayhem Miller
There's a version of it where it's set to music and they scroll the comments, and it's just the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Adam Carolla
Mm. And so. And people are in support of this.
Jason Mayhem Miller
People are in support. I mean, men are like, okay, look, they've come along. They've really come a long way. And I think maybe women and mothers, like, I as a mother look at that and go, oh, like, who's watching her? Like, she.
Adam Carolla
Okay, can we. Let's. Let's get an informal survey. Can we do this informal survey. Men, average man. And now I guess we can go around and do it, but let's really just think about. Let's think about guys under 30. Guys under 30. Because in a weird way, I'm set in my ways. You know what I'm saying? But are you ready? Mayhem. Yeah, A trans woman, you know, like one of those Brazilian ones.
Nithya Raman
We're talking a hot one.
Adam Carolla
Wait, when I say Brazilian, I mean hot. Thai trans. All right, all right. Thai trans woman who's a good, solid 9.2. Like, you know, parts gone. Surgery successful. Successful surgery. But was a dude for the first 26 years of life. Okay, now do you have sex with the transformer dude? Now, an attractive lady who's a nine, or do we do. Heterosexual lady. Always been a lady. Down syndrome. Five and a half.
Nithya Raman
I didn't know where you were going.
Adam Carolla
Five and a half. Where do we go? Where do we go here?
Nithya Raman
But I say just. I just have the most ungodly threesome of all time.
Adam Carolla
Oh, you bring both. Yeah, into the boudoir.
Jason Mayhem Miller
One choice means you are gay, and the other choice is like, all right, you just wanted to take the easy road.
Adam Carolla
But some of those trans chips are hot.
Nithya Raman
You're either gay or the word. I don't know. I don't know what mental age of consent is there. I think this whole thing is a little bit.
Adam Carolla
Well, here's how we work. The age of consent. Yeah, we go. In fact, the woman with down syndrome is 31 years old, but has the capacity mentally of a 9 year old. So the law means, like, you just had sex with a 9 year old. See what I'm saying? No.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. Like, yeah. What age do retarded people become actual adults?
Adam Carolla
Well, can I say this? They have the longevity experts have your chronological age, and then they'll go, this is your age in longevity. Like, do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you exercise? So they go, this guy's a seven year old guy, but his number's only 61. And then there's 61 year old guys are 75. You know, hard working, hard drinking, construction guys, you know, whatever. So we have to figure out your.
Nithya Raman
Age, but she's lacking a prefrontal cortex.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Your retarded age and your regular age.
Adam Carolla
What your driver's license says, not that you've been issued a driver's license. Right, right.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Like dog ears.
Adam Carolla
All right. Did you send that to somebody? Well, get on it, Dawson. What do you. What do you do?
Ross Douthat
Well, you made that really clear and easy with the last statement. With the mental capacity of a nine year old, because let me tell you a little story.
Adam Carolla
Well, hold on. Do we go with the Thai woman who's a nine, or do we go with.
Ross Douthat
I got to explain myself.
Adam Carolla
Five and a half.
Ross Douthat
I got a caveat.
Adam Carolla
This. Okay, all right.
Ross Douthat
I was once in Buenos Aires with our good friend Alan Parsons. Standing outside of a restaurant with drum drummer Danny. Danny Thomas. And coming up towards us is two very short Hispanic men escorting a six foot four brick of a woman. The most beautiful thing we had ever seen, coming down the street towards us.
Adam Carolla
Go ahead.
Ross Douthat
Got about 15ft away and I'm like, danny, it's a dude. Danny, it's a dude. Danny, it's a dude. And so because I was so impressed and be. And purely on strong ethical and moral grounds, I'd have to go the tranny.
Adam Carolla
You go the tranny.
Ross Douthat
I can't go a nine year old, mentally.
Adam Carolla
I found I've dated actresses that were mentally 13 when they were 31. I mean, you know what I mean? They never fucking heard of the Doobie Brothers, you know? You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's all over the place.
Ross Douthat
Yeah, but you should have seen this. You should have seen this one.
Adam Carolla
It made it easy. You're right. All right. Surprising answer. But. But I respect it. All right. We can airdrop the video to Aces Search or whatever. Search.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
All right.
Ross Douthat
We're talking post op, right?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Yeah.
Nithya Raman
Push that dick out the way and get to work, Dawson.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Okay. I hope that went through.
Adam Carolla
All right. If that goes through, then we'll look at that.
Nithya Raman
The Cirque Man. God bless your heart.
Adam Carolla
I can't believe we got that.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes. Okay.
Adam Carolla
It's got a little.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Okay.
Nithya Raman
She got those lips.
Adam Carolla
You know what I mean?
Nithya Raman
She's something. She's something.
Adam Carolla
All right. Let's watch.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Angelina slowly 46.
Nithya Raman
Or.
Adam Carolla
Can I say this? Scarlett. Wait a minute. Slow Hansen.
Ross Douthat
Hannah Hathaway.
Nithya Raman
Hannah is undefeated.
Adam Carolla
I want to say this is why America is America. Other cultures and countries don't get it. They don't understand it. They Just don't. They don't have this. One weird thing that we have this.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Shit in the beginning of this video is her walking around.
Adam Carolla
Mm. Okay. We can take a look at that.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Nithya Raman
It's such a strange mix of like. It's not exactly mean spirited. You know, everybody's saying positive. It's just a funny situation that, you know, God had blessed her with this extra chromosome and hot, hot body.
Jason Mayhem Miller
If I was retarded and hot, I would still want the attention. And I think retarded people want the attention even more because aren't they always like. I remember the special ed kids at my school, like, at my high school, they were. The teachers were always pulling them off each other. They're always making out and rubbing really well.
Adam Carolla
I. Look, all you have to do is do a kind of a math. Mentally, this is where you are. Which is to say, getting back to the aforementioned guy worked at ABC. If I was 7 and I was playing for the East Valley Trojans and the day before was Jersey Day, where they gave you a jersey with your name on the back of it, then guess who would show up at Colfax elementary for the second grade wearing his fucking jersey on Monday? You know what I mean? Like that. Now, I surely wouldn't do that. By the time I got to high school, they had Friday night, Friday day. Because Friday Night Lights is the game. The varsity football team would wear their jerseys to school that day. I deem that gay, but not gay in a homosexual Dawson wants a fucking tranny kind of way. But, you know, thanks for being clear. Yeah, I did it in a. That's lame. Like, everyone knows I play football. I'm the best player on this team, and I don't need to wear my stupid jersey tucked in my sweatpants all day to prove. So I decided by the time I was 17, I thought that shit was lame. But when I was seven, I would have definitely worn the jersey in. And that's what it's like in perpetuity. If you have down syndrome, you're perpetually seven, so there's gonna be a lot of whatever that activity is at 7. And this is also an argument I've made many times about the writers of children's books. I always say everyone thinks you're a hero for writing for six and seven year olds. You're really writing for adults with down syndrome. Like, don't look at yourself as a author for kids. Look at yourself as an author for retarded adults. Because they go, he has the mentality of a 7 year old. Yeah. So he would. That 42 year old would like your shitty children's book. Because it's a mentality of a seven year old, which is essentially retarded. Otherwise they wouldn't say the 44 year old had a mentality. They'd pick another animal or something. He's as smart as a lowland gorilla or something or whatever.
Nithya Raman
This is becoming a koala bear.
Adam Carolla
No, they go, that 45 year old dude has the mentality of a 6 year old, which means he's retarded. And it means 6 year olds are retarded. Yeah, temporarily.
Nithya Raman
Yeah. Yeah.
Adam Carolla
But they grow out of the retardation.
Ross Douthat
All right, I'll change my mind. If she reads the Cat in the Hat to me about.
Adam Carolla
Hop on pop, bro. Greatest stoner laughs in the business. All right, do we have her walk up or her workout or whatever?
Nithya Raman
We were certified star. Like people already know her, you know, and that. That one just set her off to the next level of Internet stardom. But I have seen this lady previously working out. Yeah, it comes up somehow.
Jason Mayhem Miller
A time people thought that this. There was. It was a regular woman using a felt.
Adam Carolla
Oh, really?
Jason Mayhem Miller
What kind of a woman would make themselves look retarded?
Adam Carolla
Question has that be asked.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, what's on my algorithm?
Adam Carolla
No. Oh, can you train them to fight?
Nithya Raman
Hell yeah. Listen, there's already been that. You can already go down the rabbit hole of. Yeah, down syndrome. There's a Down syndrome fighter out there. He did his thing. I seen him video. He did all right. He didn't really know what he's doing. Somebody didn't take a light on him and beat the hell out of this guy.
Jason Mayhem Miller
We can already train them to bag groceries.
Nithya Raman
It's happened. But we're gonna go deep down the rabbit hole, ace. Now just unlock the doors to Japan. Japan had a whole tournament of down syndrome dudes had. They had guys with no legs and arms fighting each other.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Damn.
Nithya Raman
You just don't even want to go down the Special Olympics of Thailand prize fighting of dudes with deformities.
Jason Mayhem Miller
So these were like just torsos fighting. What were they fighting with?
Nithya Raman
Yes, exactly. They're just throwing lumps at one another.
Adam Carolla
Oh, my God.
Nithya Raman
In Muay Thai shorts. Nonetheless.
Adam Carolla
Oh, man.
Nithya Raman
Just two spuds.
Ross Douthat
How's that work? Is that just like half a pillowcase at that point?
Nithya Raman
I know how it works. It felt like a fever dream. I felt like I was on drugs coming out, like Apocalypse Now. The horror.
Adam Carolla
You've done your fair share of ground and pound, but if that guy had down Syndrome. And he was on his back, would you be dropping elbows?
Jason Mayhem Miller
It would be down and pound.
Nithya Raman
Up and elbows down in, pound, down and pound.
Adam Carolla
No mercy.
Nithya Raman
No mercy.
Adam Carolla
Like the Cobra Kai, he knew what.
Nithya Raman
He was getting into.
Adam Carolla
I just feel like once the guy with down syndrome got dropped on his back, he just couldn't drop those.
Nithya Raman
Should have never laced them up. Show no mercy.
Ross Douthat
I don't. I think Mel Gibson ended up showing mercy in. In Beyond Thunderdome.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah.
Nithya Raman
Ah, look, man, look. Yeah. The reality situation is the guy down, you in the position to finish him, maybe get a tap out instead of a ground and pound knockout. Okay, that's my.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah. Break his femur. All right, I got stuff. Well, you guys can look for that vid or you can airdrop it or something. I got other things to get into.
Nithya Raman
I feel dirty after that.
Adam Carolla
So. It was brought to my attention that LA has a parking ticket problem, which is an interesting story, which is they spent 160,000 issuing parking tickets. Sorry, 160 million. It cost LA $160 million with personnel and equipment and everything to write tickets. But they only got back 100 million, so they came up 60 million short, and we have a deficit. But we'll play the news story. It's a little long, but it's kind of interesting if you can find it. And then I'll get into something more interesting that has to do with Chicago. Parking tickets. Tickets. In fact, the city of Los Angeles gives out close to 2 million parking violations every year. But city leaders say it's not enough. In fact, city leaders say the cost of giving out those parking tickets is more than the revenue they bring in. KTLA's John Finolio joins us live from Larchmont Village with more on what appears to be a parking ticket crisis. John?
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, Sharon. Micah. That's right. Anyone who's received one of these brilliant $73 citations for street cleaning knows that the pain of parking in the city of Los Angeles is no joke.
Nithya Raman
That.
Chrissy Mayer
That said, the city is actually losing more money on parking enforcement than it is from taking in all those citations. They're expensive and annoying, but a painful fact of city life. Nobody likes parking citations, but now there may be a reason to dislike them even more.
Adam Carolla
The city of Los Angeles is spending.
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Tens of millions of more money each year on parking enforcement than it's actually pulling in from the parking tickets handed out.
Chrissy Mayer
John Regardi is the managing editor of Crosstown la, a nonprofit newsroom focusing on data driven journalism. He's referring to this new article by Nathan Elias, who points out that over the last nine years, spending has outpaced revenue.
Adam Carolla
We've actually been looking at data going all the way back to 2016. So we've seen a shift in time.
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And it has worsened over the past few years. And then we got to a situation where in the last fiscal year, there was about a $65 million shortfall between what the city took in and what it spent on parking enforcement.
Chrissy Mayer
He says that can be attributed to rising costs for salaries, pension contributions, equipment, and other expenses. The COVID pandemic when parking enforcement was temporarily suspended only made matters worse. Last year, the city collected over $100 million in parking fines, but still not enough to cover the cost of operating the city's Department of Transportation Parking Violations Bureau, which spent 176 million last year alone, according to the city's annual budget report.
Adam Carolla
All right, we're fucking done. We're so bad. We're so bad. But listen, everybody, I don't know how many times when you just give people money and tell them, we'll pay you, whether you do your job or not or hang out or whatever. All these bloated city. All these fucking federal employees and city employees, they don't just get. They don't give a fuck. And then I was looking. I mean, first off, imagine that you're making people miserable and you're losing money in the process. But then I saw this article that In Chicago in 08, they sold their parking meters, the rights to their parking meters to the United Arab Emirates. Right? That's Chicago, by the way. That's deep blue Chicago. Well, let me tell you something. You know, Chicago, you're real progressive folk over in Chicago, the uae, they don't treat their lady friends that well. But you sold these guys. These guys. Women need a male guardian's approval for marriage, which is interesting. I wrote a few highlights down. Men can unilaterally divorce their wives. Just announce it, not deal with it. Employers can require male guardianship permission to let women work. They basically loosely based on Islamic law. They're allowed to discipline your wife using Islamic law. And what was the one? There was one. Oh, when. Oh, man, Andrew. The one I wanted the most, you didn't put on there, which is in court. Women's testimony only count as half an opinion, which that's just accurate. I mean, anyone has ever. Has anyone ever heard a woman's accounting of something? I need to stand there like an interpreter, and they start talking about what happened. And I go, yeah, no, we weren't parked out front we were parked. Well, then this guy comes out, he's swinging a butcher and he was. He was just. He was moving his hands like, I have to work as an interpreter. So imagine her up on the stand at this point and no interpreter, you know. But yes, they. All right. The point is this place ain't great to ladies. Chicago never stops having marches for ladies and loves the ladies. But they sold all the rights to their meters, to their parking meters, to the place that doesn't love the ladies, which is interesting. Maybe Chicago doesn't love the ladies as much as we thought. I don't know. Let's ask the gays for Palestine. I don't know. But then I was kind of reading the article and Dawson, maybe you have it or the tweet or something there you can take a look at. Because I can't really read from here, but I think they want to buy it back. But I just had this thought. But, Dawson, you give us a heads up and then I'll give you my commentary.
Ross Douthat
Can Chicago get out of the parking meter deal? Short answer. No, not easily. The 75 year deal until 2083 is legally binding and getting out of it would be extremely costly. Options for exiting the deal would be buy back the lease, which would cost billions, prove breach of contract. But no, my major violations have been found. They can renegotiate terms, but any minor.
Adam Carolla
Why did they sell it at the top? Did they talk about selling it in the first place to the UAE or. Where would that article. Somebody be ready with that article? Especially if we talk about off the air.
Ross Douthat
Yeah, this is actually just a picture of the article, so we'll find the whole thing.
Adam Carolla
All right.
Jason Mayhem Miller
When I was in LA last.
Adam Carolla
Why are we getting into this before we get on the air? We gotta find that stuff. All right, we can find that out.
Nithya Raman
You better be careful. You're gonna get Khashoggi.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I got a traffic ticket for. They ended up taking a picture of me. They could be like, we know you ran a red light. They send you the picture that they take of you in your car. And I had my friend, my opener, Keanu next to me. And it's. What was funny is that they actually put a circle around the passenger's face. I was like, why did they blank it out? They blanked it out.
Nithya Raman
And I'm like, somebody's cheating on their wife. And they got their other lady in the car.
Jason Mayhem Miller
So incredible to me because I was like, wow. They actually want to protect the privacy. Like, here's this ticket that we're I think I had to pay, like 5 or 700. It was insane.
Nithya Raman
And I was fast thinking that I got busted.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I got busted cheating that way.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh. What?
Adam Carolla
I did stop. Well, no, that's crazy. The picture, it looked like nobody was there. And my wife was like, oh, you're just driving alone. And I was like, no, I was gonna blowjob. And I realized I shouldn't have said anything because in the picture, it looked like nobody was there, and I shouldn't have shut the up. You know what I mean? I should have just went, yeah, I'm driving alone. You know what I mean?
Jason Mayhem Miller
But you thought, like. Let me tell you, I was kind of blurted.
Adam Carolla
I just blurted out.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Wow.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, it was dumb. I know. When you look back on it, you.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Should have waited to see.
Adam Carolla
You should just not said anything.
Nithya Raman
I feel your pain, dude.
Adam Carolla
Cause all it was was a picture of me driving alone. You couldn't see her.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Wow. Oh, my God.
Adam Carolla
You know?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. You could have been. You could have been safe.
Adam Carolla
I had to open my mouth. She had to open her mouth.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Wow. Were you actually driving and the person was able to, like, get it done? Yeah. That's commendable.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but I shouldn't have said anything. Cause in the picture, just, like, I was alone. You know what I mean?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Why is there a random purse?
Adam Carolla
Like, I could have went like, I was just going to the gym alone.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Look how happy Adam is driving to the gym. Wow. He's really happy in his car.
Adam Carolla
Why is your T shirt in your mouth?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Why can't I see your belly?
Adam Carolla
All right, wherever that article is, somebody got it or we don't have it.
Ross Douthat
I got the article from the top.
Adam Carolla
Get rid of the screen and then put whatever other information you need read on the. On the screen. Like Dawson's ready with the article. All right, here we go.
Ross Douthat
Every time a Chicagoan shells out money to drive on the skyway, park on a metered streets of Chicago, or downtown in a public garage like the Millennium park garage, keep in mind that those dollars go to outside investors, not the city. Chicago undergoes the 2025 budget season hunting for creative ways to close a nearly $1 billion gap shortfall.
Adam Carolla
What? Chicago?
Ross Douthat
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
What's up with these blue cities?
Ross Douthat
Memories of former Mayor Daley privatizing the city's profitable assets haunts city hall, especially the 2008 parking meters deal.
Adam Carolla
So the money goes to the UAE, and we can't get it back from them because they're making money off it, and they must have investors.
Nithya Raman
This happened in 2008.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Nithya Raman
So that was at that bottom of the market, everything crashed. So the. The city needed money.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I mean, look, it was creative at the time, but here's the thing. Anymore, Dawson, or you got it.
Ross Douthat
Let me scan this and see if there's anything important to point out.
Adam Carolla
So here's the thing. If we outsourced, if Los Angeles outsourced all of its parking enforcement meter and what have you, revenue generators to an outside consortium who needed to return on their investment, they would fix this shit immediately because they'd go, we just lost $65 million last year and our investors are getting kind of pissed off. So we're going to fucking trim the fat. We're going to expedite shit, we're going to clean this shit up and we're going to get it working so we can have a return of investment on our investors. But if you just go to the city and you go, no one's ever going to lose their job and who gives a fuck how much taxpayer money we lose? That's where you get this. And that's what I keep saying to everybody. They go, you don't want private business in charge of. I go, the fuck I don't. Yes, I do. By the way, you guys, you know, they do this thing all the time. They go, they want to shut down the Department of Education.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Good.
Adam Carolla
What do you guys got? Let's just talk results. You act like it's gonna be cataclysmic if you shut down the whatever department. Math scores in the basement, reading in the basement, dropout levels in the basement, graduate. Show me the part where you guys are achieving anything. It's the weirdest thing ever. It's like they go, you don't want to fire the coach. Yeah. Of the team that's 2 and 15 every year. Yes, I do. What do you mean you're gonna fire? It's. He yields bad results. Why is that shocking to you? Well, what about the players?
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Adam Carolla
I don't know. I bet they'd like to win. How about that? What about the kids? I don't know which kids? The kids that are failing or the 2% that aren't.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Are we waiting till we're zero? Are we waiting till the math and reading levels are at like 10%?
Adam Carolla
It's this weird thing where they go, you want to hand over this to the. Yeah. I'll bet those guys from the UAE are making sure that they get a nice return on their investment every single year. All those miles away in Chicago because they're invested in it. Yes.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Like the mob.
Adam Carolla
Sorry Dawson.
Ross Douthat
Mayor Daley inked the infamous 2008 parking meter deal to avoid property tax hikes and look more favorable to taxpayers. But it was short sighted. Return investment in the deal. The city received a one time payment of a little more than $1 billion by leasing the parking meters to the investment bank Morgan Stanley and other private investors for 75 years. The invest in the investment company that owns a large stake in the parking meters. His based overseas in Abu Dhabi Capital, the United Arab Emirates. At the time the Chicago Reader wrote, eventually the private company will make a fortune off the deal. But by then everyone now running the city will be gone.
Adam Carolla
All right, so they like to get it back, but they can't. It was also weird like. Like what? Can't somebody sell? You know what I mean? Like you have to. Some guy was just staring at a parking meter in downtown Chicago going I bet there's some Arab dudes like to get their on this thing. And they go what? What if I broker a deal? You'd just be like what the fuck are you talking? I get selling a used car, but selling the rights to a parking meter. But we're there. Yeah, it's sort of. You know what it's like. When I was a kid, you would pass billboards for advertisement and that was about all. Or you see a TV commercial now you see cars wrapped with shit. There's just guys writing golden palace on their back before they get into the ring. You know what I mean? We literally will advertise anything anywhere now, right?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. YouTube, they're throwing ads for all kinds of stuff on your videos and. Yeah, like the car. You could drive around for cheaper, free cars that have, like, ridiculous ads on them.
Adam Carolla
I know there's Abu Dhabi, but is there a. Is there a Arab emirate called Yabba Dabba? Because I would love.
Nithya Raman
I would love to live in Yaba for the ribs.
Adam Carolla
All right, we got the news. Do we find the down syndrome lady with the rack?
Nithya Raman
She was trying to find it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I'm trying to send it. There it goes. And then I have. I think one more.
Adam Carolla
Cause I'm fascinated by this.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I have my husband on the case, and I have something that's gonna ruin everybody's day. It's a woman using a filter.
Adam Carolla
She is. Yeah, it's a hot chick with a filter.
Jason Mayhem Miller
It's a hot chick with a filter.
Adam Carolla
She got sit down with that app.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yep. Download it. And that's the video for walking around.
Adam Carolla
Sorry. Give us the top. Oh, she's doing the down syndrome filter.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Instagram. God damn it. How do I send something on Instagram?
Nithya Raman
Nothing is true on the Internet.
Adam Carolla
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Nithya Raman
I know. How could.
Adam Carolla
So who blew the lid off this case? Did your husband find out?
Jason Mayhem Miller
My husband's on the case? Yeah, he found it because, you know, this is the kind of research I have him doing for me while he watches our. While he watches our baby.
Adam Carolla
So this was a Down syndrome filter?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes.
Nithya Raman
We're duped again, Carolla.
Adam Carolla
I've told you guys many, many times. Hey, how old's that kid of yours?
Jason Mayhem Miller
11 months.
Adam Carolla
Okay, good. Plenty of time to use the down syndrome filter. Now, listen, I want you to hear me, Chrissy. I want you to really focus. You show me a lovely picture of your son. He looked very healthy and quite capable. But I don't want you showing that picture to any future bosses.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Really?
Adam Carolla
No, no. I want you to use the down syndrome filter. Okay. What's the boy's name?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Frankie.
Adam Carolla
Frankie's perfect. It's a perfect retarded name. Not saying you're retarded. I'm saying the name is retarded.
Jason Mayhem Miller
What about Frank?
Adam Carolla
Frank, not as retarded. Go with Frankie.
Nithya Raman
Frankie, baby.
Jason Mayhem Miller
We did. We had a retarded person in my high school named Frank.
Adam Carolla
Do you want your husband. He's a normie, right? He's a regular job guy, as far as I know. House husband or something?
Jason Mayhem Miller
No, he's got a regular job.
Adam Carolla
What's his job?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Well, he books and produces comedy shows. He helps me with my podcast, and he also has another regular day job.
Adam Carolla
Okay, none of those are regular jobs. Helping. Helping book a podcast. It's not a. Okay, let me just say this to everyone listening. You got that beautiful picture of your son. Anyone who's listening, do this. I've told people to do this over the years. They don't listen to me. But now with the filter, this is gonna work. I swear to God, this is gonna work. What if I just said to everyone, everybody, look, would you like a never ending excuse to get out of work for the rest of your life without ever being asked a question? If you wanna go any day you want, any day the fucking week, you want to go surfing when the swell comes in. Or maybe you just want to take a me day.
Nithya Raman
Oh, my God.
Adam Carolla
Get that picture of your boy.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Wow.
Adam Carolla
Put the down syndrome filter on it. Name him Frankie. And then first day of work, when you're meeting the boss, they go, you married, man? I'm married. I got a beautiful. That's Frankie. He's very. He's special.
Jason Mayhem Miller
He's drooling a lot.
Adam Carolla
And you show him and you try to hold back a little, hold that tear back a little. And you go, so he's braver than I would ever dream of being. And the boss goes, oh, I get. Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
And then from that day on, I schedule my massage.
Adam Carolla
Get the Burke Williams app down, along with the down syndrome app. Okay. Cause you can use them both, you know, and then any Monday on any given week, you just text that guy, Frankie's having kind of a bad day. And he. Do you take as much time as you need to deal with Frankie? You go, yeah, it can be a little overwhelming at times. And you're done. You're never. No questions.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, maybe that eventually ends, but this.
Adam Carolla
Is like extended gift that keeps giving. The period is good. The using the period excuse is good. But you can't use that once a week. You gotta plan that out. You know what I mean? He's gonna get your schedule.
Nithya Raman
You worked at the company for 10 years, and then you just get your kid to act right.
Jason Mayhem Miller
But what if there's like, yeah, at the company.
Nithya Raman
Yeah. Company party, you have the kids just.
Adam Carolla
Running around with the we. But with the app, I don't think the kid ever has to show up because at some point the kid's going to be 10, but the app's still going to work. Now you got a retarded 10 year old, right? And then, you know, they go, what? Why don't you bring Frankie to the picnic the company. The noise is made.
Nithya Raman
Oh, my God.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, sometimes he's not good around a lot of loud noises.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Earbuds.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I just don't. It could be triggering and then you'll get. Oh, yeah, no, take tomorrow off. Take tomorrow off? Yeah, take care of Frankie and you won't have to get specific. All you do is, Frankie's having a bad day and that's it. That's it. Just take as much time.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, I think I could pull this off, Frankie.
Adam Carolla
First off, his name's Frankie.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
So you're there. Step one, the app exists. You know, I, like my dad, probably would have used that app if it existed when I was young.
Jason Mayhem Miller
College scholarships.
Adam Carolla
Oh, well, that's the second. Okay, so it'd be good if you need a little advancement or a little extra cash. Like, Frankie's in home care is a little more expensive than we thought. And I know it's a little early for a raise, but. But Frankie's in home care is not covered by insurance.
Jason Mayhem Miller
And then just hire an assistant or somebody.
Adam Carolla
No, just get the cash. That's my whole point. You guys aren't thinking right. Bring him to the fucking party. Hiring it. No, that's cash that's in your pocket.
Jason Mayhem Miller
That's brilliant. But what if they have to see him one day? Just hope he asks.
Ross Douthat
This is your work life. This is not your home life. Yeah, when they force you to go to a sexual harassment seminar, you say, oh, Frankie, I just. I gotta go get Frankie.
Jason Mayhem Miller
What if they find this podcast, though?
Nithya Raman
Yeah, I'm just praying that Twitter hits us with the filter.
Adam Carolla
You want to get out of anything? Yeah, you're sitting there. It's a little boring. You're getting the sexual harassment or the cultural sensei. Oh, you just look at that phone. Oh, Frankie's having a.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Not having a bad day.
Adam Carolla
Go. No, go ahead. We'll just sign your name on the thing. You're good. You're good.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Brilliant.
Ross Douthat
You do the company Christmas party in 12 minutes. Walk in. Oh, I gotta go, Frankie.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, no, no, hold on, wait. You don't want to leave the country? The Christmas party?
Ross Douthat
Well, if it's lame, if you just gotta show.
Adam Carolla
I feel like all you guys are missing the photo. You want to go to the Christmas party and get drunk for free, but you don't want to bring Frankie because your 10 year old's not a good enough thespian to act for a two hour Christmas party. But he can't. It's too noisy. Frank. That's where you're wrong.
Nithya Raman
I'D be like, frankie, we've been training for this your whole life.
Adam Carolla
But they've seen the pictures in the app, and when he shows up in real life, they go, it's kind of a good looking. That's not right. No.
Nithya Raman
What do you mean? Anytime Frankie leaves the house, he wears a boxing helmet.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Just in case.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Look, you guys can make fun of this if you want. I'm not trying to.
Jason Mayhem Miller
It's a brilliant idea.
Adam Carolla
You're hot. Look, you're on the road you don't need, but your husband's gonna have to take it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
She might need this.
Adam Carolla
A civilian gig at some point.
Jason Mayhem Miller
He does have one currently.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Bring in the picture of Frankie. Put him up on the app.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Gotta get out.
Adam Carolla
That's it.
Nithya Raman
Your lock screen is a picture of Frankie.
Adam Carolla
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Ross Douthat
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Adam Carolla
Hey, Adam, this is Paul from Idaho. Just wondering, when are you going on Gavin Newsom's new podcast? All right, get it on.
Ross Douthat
You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744.
Adam Carolla
I have not gotten the invite yet, and I don't suspect I will, but. But who knows?
Nithya Raman
I think you will.
Adam Carolla
All right, well, we crossed.
Nithya Raman
All right, news, news, Mayor Bass, her election opponent, says recall effort against her is not a good idea. The Los Angeles businessman who ran against Karen bass in the 2022 election announces opposition Tuesday to the recall effort to unseat her as the city's mayor.
Adam Carolla
That's Rick. Correct.
Nithya Raman
Real estate magnate former mayoral candidate Rick Russo released a statement about the recall effort effort calling it a costly political distraction in the aftermath of January's deadly wildfires.
Adam Carolla
It's always funny. What we have to do in LA is we're so blue that Rick Caruso has to run as a Democrat. But then people like my mom is like, he's not a real Democrat. Like. Cause he's smart and wants to do shit and is efficient. We need someone. Yeah, that he's pretending to be dumb, but he's not really dumb. Like, he's not really feckless and dumb like Karen Bass. He's a smart guy pretending to be dumb. So I'll vote for him. Well, it's not gonna work.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes, he's using the retarded filter.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, he's using the retard filter. So we went, I know we only vote for Democrats, but that guy, he builds stuff and makes payrolls and is smart and effective. Don't give me that Democrat bullshit. I know a Democrat when I see one, and that's her. Where's our plane ticket to Ghana, by the way? We gotta celebrate. He would never go to Ghana and put on ceremonial garb during a windstorm. That's us, baby. So don't let it fool you. He's not real.
Nithya Raman
How cool and smooth is it of him to, like, say, no, no, no, let's rebuild la. And then, you know, it kind of really makes him look good.
Adam Carolla
But if they do a recall of her, is it him or is it just some other ditzy broad is going to no.
Ross Douthat
1 on the ballot? It's, we vote for a recall and then we go to the election. So Rick Russell kind of has a point. Something. I think we have his video. You should listen to somebody.
Adam Carolla
Somebody. The front runner. Because he said he's not doing it. Again.
Ross Douthat
He hasn't said. Well, also, you got to think there's a governor race in California in 2026. Why wouldn't Rick Caruso want to be the fucking governor of California? Not.
Adam Carolla
You know, because Kamala Harris is a retarded woman of color. And that's who we want to govern. Us vs a non retarded white guy who would do a good job.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Boring.
Adam Carolla
Boring. By the way, we don't look like heroes. Electing a white guy who's good.
Ross Douthat
It's funny. When I first saw this headline. I'll see if I can find the exact headline, but the. It was the Los Angeles Times, and they couched the headline as if Rick Caruso was supporting Karen Bass. Let's listen to this.
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If you're going to do a recall now, what's going to happen is the city is going to end up spending 25 to 30 million dollars, which it doesn't have because we've already been told that the city's broke. And then it's going to take eight to 10 months, and it's going to run up to the June primary, and people in June are going to have an opportunity to vote for or against the mayor, and so why do it now? And I think it's a waste of money, waste of resources. And one last thing. We've got so many things the mayor needs to deal with in this city and deal with it. Well, with a lot of focus rebuilding in the Palisades, we still have a major homeless problem. All of these kind of things. The crime, it's going to be a diversion to her and her team, and we don't need her attention diverted right now.
Nithya Raman
Now, yeah, in a backhanded way. No, he's supporting Los Angeles. You know, he's not supporting Karen Bass. I. I respect that.
Ross Douthat
Another thing I heard Randy Wang on KABC say is that if she's under a recall while in office, she can use city funds to defend herself and thus double dip, where we're, you know, so it's like, okay, Caruso, stop being smart. But. But I agree with him.
Adam Carolla
All right? And he's also saying by the time we get all up in this, we'll be at the next.
Ross Douthat
We'll be voting anyway.
Adam Carolla
Anyway. All.
Ross Douthat
But everyone wants a pound of flesh. And I. I understand that. And everyone, you know, yeah, she's. Wants to. To get her out, but.
Adam Carolla
All right, what else you got, man?
Nithya Raman
All right, look. In horrific news, grandmother mauled to death by pit bulls that were high on cocaine.
Jason Mayhem Miller
No.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, there's a lawsuit. An Ohio grandmother was mauled to death by her neighbor's pit bulls, which were later found to be high on cocaine, according to the lawsuit. This story is just maddening.
Jason Mayhem Miller
This sounds like a perfect sequel to the movie Cocaine Bear.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, no, the. The dogs got high on coke and got out before, and they caught him and gave him back, and they were in the process of getting rid of this guy's pit bulls, and they once again got into the Coke stash and mauled this lady who was just minding her own business and working in the community garden.
Adam Carolla
The community garden? Yeah.
Nithya Raman
Her disabled husband watched as this happened.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I was sure it wasn't a filter. He's like, he just didn't want to help. He just was like, oh, I can't.
Adam Carolla
Help the disabled husband, I guess. Well, first off, what's he even doing? Like, I'm going to watch you till soil while I sit here. Like, it's kind of a weird thing for a disabled person to watch somebody do.
Nithya Raman
Well, no, I mean, he would. I'm pretty sure he wasn't watching her garden. I think he came out as the dogs were mauling the lady, kind of helpless to do anything.
Jason Mayhem Miller
He should have created a diversion. He should have come out with some meat.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Jason Mayhem Miller
And just like, hey, over here, you.
Ross Douthat
Know, heroin or something.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah.
Nithya Raman
The guy's son, you know. Oh, man. The woman's son. That woman's son. Bill Rogers says, how do you not look at them as the villain responsible for killing your mom? About the dogs. Yeah. I don't know, man. This one gets me fired up. My mom likes to garden. If somebody's pitman, they would not make it to the prison. You know what I mean?
Jason Mayhem Miller
And pit bulls are kind of.
Adam Carolla
Hold your mom together.
Nithya Raman
My mom. Nothing could stop me from getting this.
Adam Carolla
Well, we've established that your mom was a sandwich maker.
Nithya Raman
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Whereas, I don't know, I don't have as strong of feelings about saving my mom from pit bulls. Cause she's not a sandwich. She was not a sandwich maker. You have to ask yourself, was your mom a sandwich maker? If the answer is yes, then there was love. There was great love. Was your mom a sandwich maker?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, she was peanut butter and jellies. But she did make sandwiches.
Adam Carolla
The act of sandwich making is the act of love. I've really been thinking about it. Like, you take time, you get things out, you sort of lay it out, and it's all spreading the love around. You know what I mean? Not just spreading the creamy jiff, it's spreading the love.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Your mom didn't make you sandwiches?
Adam Carolla
Well, there were sandwich issues at my house.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Really?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Because sandwiches would require sliced bread and not 14 grain, unsprouted whole wheat hippie bread. Whole wheat hippie bread doesn't work. And when you. So if you take Wonder Bread, you take white bread, and then you take this sort of processed Peter Pan peanut butter or Skippy Smooth, you just take that shit out. It just glides like a Zamboni right over the top of that shit. Okay? If you take 17 grain unsprouted whole wheat bread and lay that shit first off, good luck even getting it to sit flat. It does what it wants, you know. And then you get the unblanched, unsalted, raw health food peanut butter with no stabilizers in it. It's got its oil slick at the top. You take that shit and you try to rub it on that bread, it rolls over the top of it and eventually turns into a wheel and it just sucks up gravel. Then you get to the end and then you have to treat it like silly Putty on the funny pages. You have to spread it out, try to press it down. You know, it's like putting a toupee on or something. Like stick it down, stick it down. And then there's no Smucker's grape jelly because all that is is corn syrup and purple dye number 14. You got honey. Oh, no. And the honey ain't the squeeze bear. No squeeze bear. That's plastic. It's a jar of honey jar. So now you gotta take the fucking knife out and try to spread the honey over the top of the 14 grain. And then you bite in it and the fucking bread falls apart and everything drips. The honey.
Nithya Raman
Dry ass smell.
Adam Carolla
No air conditioning in the house. San Fernando Valley, 108 degrees outside. The fucking honey's drip, it's liquefied. It's dripping everywhere. No sandwich. All right, good. That's peanut butter and jelly.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Wow.
Adam Carolla
Well, what about. What about cold cuts? What about ham?
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And what about coke? Meat is murder, bro. You think you're gonna have a bunch of fucking Oscar Meyer cold cuts and pre sliced cheese and shit with fucking mayonnaise? No, no, that's. Meat is murder. Yeah, and also cold cuts, I mean, they're kind of ubiquitous now, but cold cuts were a big ticket item back then. That wasn't cheap. You had to go to the fucking deli and get the guy to slice the provolone and slice the smoked ham. No fucking way. There's no way that was happening. They didn't even really. They sold like bologna, which my mom would have never done because that's the man, you know, processed and everything else. So now you've eliminated turkey, you've eliminated ham, you have a kind of play saver peanut butter, but not really. It's not. You guys don't know what it's like to eat a health food peanut butter sandwich. That's the fuck. And by the way, as soon as you bite it, it went Welds to the top of your mouth, spend the whole fuck. You have one bite. 20 minutes later, you're still chewing it like cud.
Nithya Raman
You just.
Adam Carolla
14 grain bread. You got your fucking finger out. You're trying to peeling it off the top of your mouth. It is not the peanut butter sandwich you're thinking of. It's a shit show. So there is no. There's no sandwich.
Jason Mayhem Miller
But you grew up in such a healthy house, it sounds like.
Nithya Raman
No.
Adam Carolla
The problem is then you get an unhealthy appetite for the good stuff when you leave the house. You know what I mean? That's where the problem comes in. But look, let's not make it about me.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I should have brought you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Adam Carolla
You know what I argue about? I think I wrote about it in one of my books. But it's really the only sandwich that gets better with time. Like, yes, you could make it at seven in the morning and put it in your bag and go to school and at noon. It's better.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Even if it's better than other sandwiches. Decline over that. These, actually. The oil emulsifies with the bread a little bit.
Jason Mayhem Miller
It becomes one.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, you're right.
Adam Carolla
But not this sandwich. Not the health food one. The health food one. You can't even transport. It's too heavy.
Jason Mayhem Miller
No.
Adam Carolla
Can't move it.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And it falls apart. You know, Wonder bread's a little chewy, like, got a little doughyness in it. The 17 grain sprouted shit, it just fucking falls apart.
Jason Mayhem Miller
The Ezekiel bread, I've had it.
Adam Carolla
And the peanut butter doesn't keep it bound together. That. That just rolls. It's a shit show.
Jason Mayhem Miller
It falls off. Yeah.
Nithya Raman
In ice cream news, Ben and Jerry's is accusing its parent company, Unilever, for breaching its merger agreement by ousting the ice Cream Co. CEO for the brand's repeated public comments on progressive issues, removing his chief executive without the board's approval.
Adam Carolla
So Ben and Jerry's is so woke and so progressive.
Jason Mayhem Miller
It's so weird. Yeah, I really. I haven't bought from them in years.
Adam Carolla
Oh, really?
Jason Mayhem Miller
No, it's just they've been woke for quite some time now. And it's like, thank God for Haagens. I was like, if Haagen Dazs pulls this shit, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, so it's. Yeah, it's really like one company was pro choice, Ben and Jerry's, and then one company built ovens that Jews were put in in World War II. And Chrissy's like, I mean, I'm going with the Haagen dos.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Carolla
Sounds like a camp in Poland, doesn't it? Grandfather State was rounded up and taken to Haagen Das.
Nithya Raman
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Carolla
He put on a cattle train. It was taken straight to Haagen Das camp. Spent the whole war there.
Nithya Raman
My grandpa almost died at Haagen Dazs. Yeah, he fell off the guard tower.
Adam Carolla
My grade. My great uncle helped liberate haagen Dazs in 44.
Nithya Raman
When we rolled over Haagen Dazs, Hitler was running.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I really am German. My dad's side is German and my dad's dad was a German soldier. And I was like, was grandfather a Nazi dad? And he was telling me like, well, the Nazis were the top of the top. Like, they were the alpha, like, best, best. And you know, grandfather was like, not. But he was. I don't know, he might have been a. Who knows? He was probably Nazi adjacent. He was.
Adam Carolla
It's kind of a good, it's kind of a good thing. Like, I wasn't smart enough to be a Nazi. Like, where you go, oh, you're, you're doing that. It's kind of like people have a defense where they go sometimes. Like, I didn't know the guy couldn't operate a tractor. It's like, you should have known I was stupid and too stupid to drive a tractor. Like, oh, I like when you, you're claiming it, you know.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
But yeah, where is Haagen Dazs out of?
Nithya Raman
Yeah, it's a German word.
Ross Douthat
No, it's probably an American company.
Adam Carolla
Oh, it is now, but it started as something. It had to start as something.
Jason Mayhem Miller
The Nazis would eat ice cream after they, you know, killed Jews.
Nithya Raman
Oh, my God.
Adam Carolla
It was invented by Reuben Mattis, the founder of the brand Danish tribute. Danish to Denmark's treatment of Jews during World War II. What? No way. Hold on, let me read this again. The name Haagen Dazs was invented by Reuben Mattis, the founder of the brand to sound. Okay. The founder of the brand, comma, to sound Danish as a tribute to Denmark's treatment of Jews during World War II. Though it's a made up word. Hold on, I'm trying to read here. Though it's a made up word with no real meaning in Danish. Founded in 1960 by Ruben and Mattis in the Bronx, New York, with the goal of creating high quality ice cream. So they're in the Bronx and no one wants to have it named, named after something cool. So they made up the word Haagen Dazs, like yabba dabba, but where the hell the Jews part come in.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I really didn't know Jews were part of this origin story.
Adam Carolla
I told you you were supporting.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Now I'm even more for it.
Nithya Raman
Well, it's interesting you say that, because Ben and Jerry's initial lawsuit, filed in November 2024, alleged Unilever silenced its attempts to publicly support Palestinian refugees and resolutions to end military aid to Israel, where the company had done business since 1987.
Adam Carolla
I don't. I just feel like people who make ice cream should make ice cream, and people who make cars should make cars and students should just be students and go to fucking college. Like, just everyone shut up. All the this. All this. Because, by the way, I don't want Haagen Dazs or Ben and Jerry's announcing who they support. And I don't want you telling me you're bisexual. Just go about your fucking business. Just go about it. Doesn't have anything to do with me. Just show up, be a student, work here, buy that, and shut the fuck up.
Jason Mayhem Miller
That's all I got. That's how it used to be.
Adam Carolla
That's how it used to be. Ruben and Rose Matis were Polish Jewish entrepreneurs who founded the Haagen Dazs ice cream business in the United States. There is some sort of Holocaust connection, evidently. I thought I made that up.
Jason Mayhem Miller
I thought so, too.
Adam Carolla
All right, what else we got?
Nithya Raman
We got another story. You know, Gorilla Steve. Stephen Guerillo from the Howard Stern show wrote a book, and his big thing is, Howard Stern made a political U turn to please a list pals.
Adam Carolla
Oh, wait. Gorilla, was it?
Nithya Raman
Gorilla. Remember, he was an intern on the Howard Stern show before you took it over. The. The guy was like. He just really bagged on him a lot. He. He said that once he got the job, it became a nightmare with him being egged on into humiliating. Humiliating himself, but gave him a taste of fame, right?
Adam Carolla
So he wrote a book, and he said what in the book?
Nithya Raman
He said he never wanted to be on the air, but Howard Stern kind of pulled him on there as an intern. Said the place was a snake pit. You never knew when you were gonna get set up. Yeah, he was always a nervous wreck. And it got worse when they brought me on the show. I have Robin quivers cackling in my ear, and somebody would be throwing balls of paper in my face. Then I would have Howard staring at me, spears and blue eyes darting all over the place, trying to make me look worse than I Already did. Yeah, but he says, he says that, yeah, he definitely got George Pataki Pataky elected governor of New York. And he was a big Rudy Giuliani supporter. He says it's gross to see what he's turned into, I think is quite pathetic, to be honest.
Adam Carolla
Well, okay, so listen, I've told people this 100 million times when they sort of go, what's going on with all these Hollywood folks? Folks, if you make an announcement. Oh, you don't have to make an announcement. Your politics, if they don't align with their politics, then they won't come on your show. That's sort of their steadfast rule. That's how they do it. They've done it. They've always done it that way. And I don't know why, I don't get why that needs to happen, but that's the rule. So if you are doing a show and you announce, let's just say, I'll take somebody I don't know well, but let's just say. Let's just say Jimmy Fallon announced that he was voting for Trump. Now, Jimmy Fallon may have very well voted for Trump. I know somebody voted for Trump, cuz he's the fucking president. But let's just say Jimmy Fallon announced. Announced he voted for Trump. Then he would immediately, his guest bookings would immediately dry up.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And then what would happen is he'd have a meeting after, after the show and he'd say, is Clooney coming on Monday? And they'd go, no, Kevin Sorbo is coming on Monday. And they go, what happened? And they go, clooney dropped out. And then they go, oh, but is Matt Damon coming on on Tuesday? And they'd go, no, you remember Chachi, remember that? Remember Scott Baio? Yeah, he's filling in. And then he'd go, wait a minute, what happened? I thought, wasn't Jane Fonda coming in on Friday? No, no, the chick that got thrown off the Disney, The UFC fighter. That's her name. What's her name? Yo, come on, you fought.
Nithya Raman
I trained with her and I. Riley.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Gaines is a swimmer.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Oh, she's Thursday.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. What about my pillow guy?
Adam Carolla
Oh, Michael Lindell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember I told you Jamie Foxx is coming in? No, we got Michael Lindell. Oh, he's a last minute replacement. Yeah. So that's next week, kid. We're doing a whole Kid Rock week. That'll be the week. The week after that is the Kid Rock.
Nithya Raman
And musical guests. All right.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah. So that's the New bookings. So if you'd like to be in with the Hollywood crowd. And Stern was the king of all media, but never got those people on his show. So you must be more accommodating to those people. Now I would like to live in a world where no one gave a shit and they just come on your show regardless. But those days are gone and Trump ended them.
Nithya Raman
I don't know. I think it's coming back. I think the fact that a lot of right wing personalities are like becoming well established and in that sphere people kind of have to, to get both sides of the eyeballs. What do you care if your movie, you know what I mean, it goes right wing or left wing dollars.
Adam Carolla
Here's the thing. If the numbers are so overwhelming, if you're going on a late night show that gets 900,000 views or Joe Rogan that gets 21 million views, then at some point commerce kicks in and you go, I'm gonna go. But that's with shows that have lots and lots of eyeballs in a world where everything's sort of in the middle somewhere, then those shows shall be boycotted. So that's how it goes. So. So Stern changed his politics and then changed his bookings and that's why he's talking to Jane Fonda and the like.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, it'll be interesting.
Adam Carolla
Who's a horrible person by the way.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Oh, she's the worst.
Jason Mayhem Miller
It'll be interesting to see what happens after Trump. Cuz even though Trump overwhelmingly, you know, he's in office, most people wanted him there. It's still maybe a little bit the stink of the first term, you know, and a lot of people still have that lingering tds. It'll be interesting to see what happens, happens after Trump, whoever the next president is. How partisan.
Adam Carolla
They'll, they'll keep going. No J.D. vance, they're going to say the same thing. It's going to be a bunch of racist, racist misogynist talk or whatever. It'll be the same thing. It'll be losing our democracy. It'll be the exact same. They'll do it about, they'll try it on Mitt Romney. They'll just whoever racist. They're losing our democracy. Yeah, it'll, it'll be, be very interesting. All right, that's enough news because we gotta move on.
Nithya Raman
Well, I'm out.
Adam Carolla
Ross Douthat, who's a really interesting thinker and I know it cause I shared the stage with him in Austin a couple of weeks ago giving a sort of debate on religion. We're gonna talk to him. I'm gonna say bye to Chrissy and Mayhem and I will. I'll give everyone a plug after the show, but good job. We'll be right back right after this. O'reilly man. Love these guys, love their jingle. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly Auto Parts, they want to keep your car on the road. O'Reilly Auto Parts offers friendly, helpful service and parts and knowledgeable employees to maintain and repair your car as well. Well, I've always been a fan. I'm a car guy and I've always gone to O'Reilly because I got the best prices and experienced staff and I've used them. Back in the day when I was living in an apartment in North Hollywood, I'd go the one off of Laurel Canyon and then move to a rental house with a bunch of dudes in La Canada. Well, La Crescenta, but who's counting up off a foothill? That one's still there. I just passed by it the other day. Look, whether you're a car aficionado or you're an auto novice, you're going to find employees at O'Reilly. Well, they understand, they're knowledgeable, they're helpful and best of all, friendly. So stop by O'Reilly Auto Parts, do it today. Or you can Visit them at o'reillyauto.com Adam let them know you heard from me. I think they'll help you out. O'reillyauto.com Adam.
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Adam Carolla
In the eulogy for her father.
Ross Douthat
The father occurred at St. Brendan's Catholic Church. Definitely not a Jew.
Adam Carolla
All right, Ross Douthat is on the other end of this. I ran into Ross. Well, it was about three weeks ago. We did our debate.
Unnamed Speaker
Yeah, it was the angels wept, you know, you wiped the floor with me. Heaven was defeated, atheism triumphed. And now I'm back for more punishment. It's a pleasure.
Adam Carolla
Well, you did a great job. I need the name of the woman to put the debate on, please. Thank you. Sorry, Barry. I was brain farting on Bari Weiss's names. I told my guys to put all the names on there, but I missed the one who put on the debate. But okay, now we got it. Sorry. Yeah, I wanted to. I was initially told I was gonna make the argument for religion, and I was happy about that, and I was happy to do it. And then I was informed I was making the argument against religion.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, you're a professional, Adam. You know, you were ready.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I thought you did a wonderful job. And I was listening to what you're saying, and I was sadly thinking I'm gonna have to argue against this. But I do agree, ostensibly, with what you were saying the whole time, Ross.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, it's good to know. It's good to know. I'm glad I did. Okay.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, we ended up. My side ended up winning the debate with Michael Shermer, but it was a hollow victory for me.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, it was a setup where they pull the audience at these debates beforehand. And something like 75% of the audience was on our side. Our side was arguing that America needs a religious revival. And your side was saying, hell, no, even if you didn't believe in it. And so you guys moved the needle, I think, from like 75 to 65%. So we were still ahead at the end. I comfort myself with that. But you. You won over some waivers, so, you know, good job. God will get you in the end, you know, an extra year or two in purgatory for both of us probably.
Adam Carolla
But, yeah, you don't need to take the name off the screen that I asked you to put on the screen. By the way, sorry for being a douche this day, but I'm in a mood. It's weird. Why take it off. Okay. Anyway, sorry. Everything bugs me. That's gonna be the name of my next book. But, Ross. So the book, I should say it's a new book. Why Everyone Should Be religious. Compelling case for the rationality of religious belief in the modern world. So you did a great job up on stage in Austin. So why not do that now?
Unnamed Speaker
Sure. I can redo it now that I know that you're persuadable or gettable on the fence. The argument I made there was basically, there isn't one. Slam dunk, put the debate away. Argument for the existence of God or for being religious. It's more that there's a bunch of converging lines. And there are lines that include things that we know from science and reason and sort of modern discoveries and so on. And the first and most basic One is just, it's not just that the universe that we find ourselves in is orderly and beautiful and interesting and all of these things. It's also that we've figured out that it's fine tuned in all these crazy ways that give basically a sort of 1 in quadrillion chance of ending up with a planet like ours, life forms like ours, and so on. And so to be an atheist with that evidence, you basically have to convince yourself that there must be an infinity of other universes that we can't see. This is the multiverse, right? It's, you know, famous from Marvel movies and so on, but you need all of those universes to do away with. What is otherwise is pretty clear evidence that somebody set the whole system in motion with some kind of intention that probably included us. So that's the first line of argument. The second line of argument is that human consciousness, even with everything we know about neuroscience, the actual experience of consciousness, what it's like to be a human being, the fact that we can reason about the world, understand it, sort of step outside our impulses and ourselves, that's still incredibly mysterious. And there's this really interesting matchup between the big order of the cosmos and our ability to understand it. And when you get down into the really weird stuff in science nowadays, stuff in quantum physics, there's also a lot of arguments. And you know, this isn't just like California, Woo, Gwyneth Paltrow, you know, candle. Stuff like this is actually the science that suggests that our consciousness is sort of entangled with material reality, right? So it's like consciousness and the material go together. Consciousness maybe shapes the material world. This is why people in Silicon, Silicon Valley get into the idea that we're living in a simulation or something. But that's pretty interesting. And then you have just the resilience of religious experience that even in a world where lots of people are secular, official religion doesn't have a lot of power anymore. Most people don't go to church. People keep on having religious experiences of all shapes, sizes and forms. And you even get more of them of some kinds, right? You get a lot more near death experiences, for instance, in 21st century modernity than you ever did before. Because hey, guess what? We bring a lot more people back from the dead. So in the book I basically say, look, you take these three lines and you say, this is, you know, this is probably, this is what the world would look like if there was some kind of higher power that had some kind of interest in what we were doing. And if that's the case, life is short, death is certain. And there's a pretty good case for going to church or synagogue or your local mosque. You know, the book is trying to be ecumenical, but it's trying to make that argument. It's not just, you know, what we were doing at the debate was arguing in part about, you know, is religion good for America? And I spent a lot of time sort of tangling with the old new atheists, including Michael Shermer, who was your debating partner, and saying, look, you know, The New Atheists 15, 20 years ago said, guess what? If we get rid of religion, America will be more enlightened, more scientific, more rational, less polarized, all these things. And everyone can see that isn't the case. And so maybe, maybe religion was actually doing something important in society all along. And I think that's true, but I'm trying to get a little bit beyond that. I'm not just saying be religious because it's good for you. You'll be a better husband or father, you'll feel better about the world. I'm saying there's probably a God, makes a lot of sense of a lot of things about the world. You should probably take it seriously while there's time to do so.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, my general philosophies, I just sort of act as if like maybe there's a God, maybe there's not a God, but I'm just to live as if there is one, even though I don't really think there is one. But I'll just not screw people over and kind of take care of people and be semi righteous. I like the Ten Commandments. As I said, I'm a big fan of the Ten Commandments, but all of them.
Unnamed Speaker
You're sure you're not carving a graven image in the back of the pot? I mean, there's always one that people, that people struggle with.
Adam Carolla
I, you know, I mean, I get that my neighbor in Burbank doesn't have an oxen to covet, but I, or maybe she does.
Unnamed Speaker
Not that you know of.
Adam Carolla
I haven't really. Oxen situation, don't covet.
Unnamed Speaker
I saw something about a guy who had to take down a big tree house in la. Yeah. So, you know, somebody coveted their neighbor's tree house and called the city on them. But I guess, why do you.
Adam Carolla
Let's break that down. Let's break that down for a second. Yeah, I had the bizarre experience of being a former builder in LA and having to pull permits times a million projects and doing great battle with the permitting department in LA constantly. Cause as you can imagine, it's over regulated. And I literally was looking at a rental home because I got displaced in the Malibu fire that was one street over. And as I was driving home from looking at the rental house, I commented, and I said, look at that tree house. And my girlfriend said, wow, that's amazing. And then the next thing out of my mouth is, I can't believe LA has let him build a tree house in his front yard. Which is bad. It means LA is bad. But I was looking at it from a builder perspective, and I just said, I can't believe they let him do that. I can't believe they haven't torn that thing down. And three days later they were tearing it down.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, see, you had an intimation of the divine right there. The divine prophecy spoke through you, Adam.
Adam Carolla
Yes, but was the neighbor who complained, was that neighbor coveting the tree house, or was that just sort of some Karen who was bored?
Unnamed Speaker
I think if we invoked some kind of rabbinic authority on the Ten Commandments, they would say that the idea of coveting your neighbor's things is a broader category than just, I want it for myself. It can also be, I'm envious that this person has this thing and I have an impulse to do away with it. You know, I think there's. I mean, I think any good reading of the Ten Commandments says each one goes a little bit beyond just the letter of the law. So, yeah, I think anyone who looks at a tree house in their neighbor's yard, especially one that. I think it had been here for a long time. Right. I saw the video of the guy taking it down. He had all these people talking, you know, giving testimonials their kids had played in it. Anyone who looks at that and says, you know, fuck you, I'm calling the city, is in violation of the will of Yahweh, I think.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. And, Dawson, you can find it somewhere, because I forgot to get into it. But there was. Oh, there's so much to talk about. Nithya Raman, the dingbat who gave the speech about Toyota being responsible for the thefts of their catalytic converters because they were making it so easy to steal that same dingbat. Her office was the one who was in charge of. You know, it's so funny. I said, and I say this to everybody. I go, listen. When you're listening to Nithya Raman who went to Harvard.
Unnamed Speaker
Nobody'S perfect.
Adam Carolla
I try to tell everyone, the dingbat who's giving you the speech blaming Toyota for making their catalytic converter so easy to steal, even though it's welded into the center of the car. That same dingbat is making other policy. She's taking her dingbat brain and bringing it to treehouse safety. You see, it's not just that, it's this. And I found out that that was her office. And she gave. They made a comment, a statement. And the statement, I'll paraphrase, but the statement basically said, look, we get it, it's not a good look, but we have to deal with the safety concerns of the neighbor. And my whole thing is, do you have to deal with the safety concerns of the neighbor who should be following the Ten Commandments?
Unnamed Speaker
Is the neighbor climbing the treehouse? Does the neighbor go up in the tree and sit there and think, oh, man, I could really fall out of this treehouse. I just climbed up. Somebody, I mean, is the neighbor. I guess the neighbor. Is the neighbor, finds themselves tempted, maybe by the glory of the treehouse. That could be.
Adam Carolla
My thing, whenever I read these articles is, no, you do not need to concern yourself with a crazy person's prejudice. Like, for some reason, this person doesn't like this tree house. I don't know what that sound is, but I'm hearing a weird little chime. Oh, okay. Either way, we'll. We have that. We have the statement there, Dawson. Sorry, if somebody has it, it's crazy. But literally the week before, I was explaining that Nithya Raman with her 10 cent head is applying that to many other facets of things that affect your life. That same dingbat was in charge of COVID decisions as well that shut schools down for a year and a half. So, please, even though it's entertaining to see these idiots talk about catalytic converters and blame Toyota to understand their damage is spread out far wider than just catalytic converters.
Unnamed Speaker
Yeah, I mean, and we're, you know, and we're talking here honestly about I think, what's one of the big stumbling blocks to people believing in God? Which is even if. Even if they could partially buy into some of the arguments I just sketched, which is, you know, the problem of evil. Right. The world is a flawed and fallen place. And obviously there are worse things than officious bureaucrats taking down tree houses. But, you know, I think a lot of people naturally look around and say, what kind of God would make a world where, you know, the officious bureaucrat, where an angel doesn't descend and stop the officious bureaucrat, to say nothing of. Of worse things, what's the temperature?
Adam Carolla
And we'll find that comment at some point. I liked tweeted it. I'm pretty sure it was the official comment from her office on the Treehouse. So it's gotta be some. But here's the question, Ross. The New York Times, they had an op ed piece a week ago that basically said maybe we got duped on the whole Covid origin story, which is like, welcome to the party, New York Times, everyone knew that that's five years old now, but all right, the New York Times is having to correct a little bit or shift direction a little bit or let in some voices that maybe they wouldn't hear several years ago. You see a little bit of it on cnn. You know, some of it is financial. The LA Times is undergoing a transition back to sort of normal reporting instead of advocacy for left wing causes. What's it like for a religious dude like you working over there at the New York Times? And have you noticed a change in temperature or attitude?
Unnamed Speaker
I mean, I think every. Without, you know, I'm not gonna go deep into my own workplace except to say that the religion part of my life has always been pretty welcome at the Times, I think. I think.
Adam Carolla
How long have you been at the Times?
Unnamed Speaker
I've been at the times since 2009, so a hell of a long, heck of a long time, I should say. And my impression on the religion stuff is always that even in these really liberal and secular spaces, which, you know, obviously big newspapers tend to be, there's lots of people who are interested in religion, intrigued by it, have a certain respect for it, and just can't quite get over the hump of really believing. But if you believe, they take you seriously, if you're serious about it. I think in terms of institutions as a whole, you know, every major institution in America went a little nuts in the COVID era in the summer of 2020 in particular, it's a combination of the pandemic, everything shut down. Donald Trump, you know, the sort of anti Trumpism, the George Floyd protests, everything else and every institution, colleges, newspapers, you know, poetry societies who like purged their membership because it was supposed to be an anti racist gesture. So all those institutions have spent a certain amount of time trying to sort of walk back from those positions. And frankly, like just, I think just this week the University of California system announced that they weren't going to require DEI statements from prospective faculty, which is something that they had put in late in the Trump era. So they are like the UC University system, certainly one of the more liberal enterprises in America has sort of passed its past peak wokeness. Right. Whatever else. But the other thing just, I think this is more a point about the last year or so. I think there was always a sense for a lot of people in elite institutions that, you know, there was normalcy and then there was Trump and Covid and those things disrupted normalcy. But normalcy was, Barack Obama is president, Liberalism is sort of in the driver's seat. Liberals know what they're doing, conservatives don't. You can trust liberal institutions. And a lot of the reckoning that I think we're seeing is just a sense that like actually that normalcy, that world isn't, isn't coming back. I was listening to you talking earlier going back and forth about like, which shows people get invited on, you know, do celebrities go on conservative shows, these kind of things. And I do think, I think there's just been a change in the media landscape just in the last few years where, like, if you look at how, just at how Trump ran for president, right, Going on Theo Vaughn's show, going on Joe Rogan show, all these kind of things, there's just a whole media universe that was just not really there four or five years ago. And that, you know, that universe comes with problems. Like, I don't think you want to, if you're a critic of the liberal establishment, you don't want to over romanticize the alternatives and say, ah, everything Joe Rogan talks about is going to be smart because, you know, everything the New York Times says was wrong or something like, Joe Rogan's had some guests on his show just in the last few months where I've been like, what, you know, what, what are you, what are you doing there? Right? So every, every institution can have its problems. But I do think there's a real sense right now that whatever is happening, we're not going back, we're not going back to the Obama era. We're in a new, much weirder world. And, and everyone is sort of wrestling with that fact.
Adam Carolla
But when you go to work, does it feel a little different than it felt five years ago, let's say, like I said, I don't know. That seems to be the general vibe I'm getting. But could you feel anything?
Unnamed Speaker
I would say for me personally, as a conservative who writes a lot for a liberal audience, there was a period, especially right after the election where, you know, I had predicted that Trump was going to win when most people I knew in the liberal world thought Kamala was going to win. And I felt like I had sort of analyzed the election correctly. And, yeah, I think, I think, you know, I think I had a certain, A certain sense of, you know, that I understood certain things about the world. Right. That maybe parts of the liberal intelligentsia didn't. Now, again, though, that can change really quickly. Right. Like, if the Trump presidency goes badly, nobody's going to be like, hey, Ross Douthed, he. That guy's a genius. You know, you gotta listen to him. Right. Like every. Everything can change. But, yes, I think, I think post election, Trump winning so handily, winning the popular vote, all of these things, there was definitely a spirit of sort of. Of reassessment in a lot of places.
Adam Carolla
We have the statement. Was I correct about this? It was from Nithya Raman's office.
Ross Douthat
Yeah. Andrew Reesmeyer, who is covering the story for ktla, responded to you you about this. He said he's been covering the treehouse story. And this from the councilwoman's office. The treehouse only came to the attention of the city because of concerns brought up by community members. I have deep empathy for how frustrating it is to deal with the city's bureaucracy, but our office's goal was always to preserve the treehouse while addressing community concerns. I sincerely wish that we had been able to have a different outcome and that we had more time to bring about a better resolution.
Adam Carolla
All right, so your goal was to save the tree house, but you sent orders out to destroy the treehouse.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, so that's not, that's not the spirit of, you know, a vibe shift or reassessment, because a big part of what went wrong for liberals in the last five or ten years is contained just in the language of community members. Right. It's the idea that you have this thing called the community, and there are people who can claim to speak for the community, which in politics means activist groups. In neighborhood communities, it means the person who's mad about the treehouse. Right. And they, and they're. They're the voice of the community, and they get this special deference. Right. And so a lot of liberalism just went in for the idea that you have these activists, they speak for racial or religious minorities, they represent them. You have to listen to the activists. And then in the end, you know, the racial minorities went and voted for Trump. Right?
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Unnamed Speaker
That's the liberal problem in a nutshell.
Adam Carolla
Well, first off, the guy who worked as a writer for the Simpsons, who I would guess would be typically liberal, is not voting liberal anymore because he just got jacked up by Liberal policies, essentially. So Nithia's wanted to save the treehouse, but the concerns were the community. By the way, once we started letting them use terms like community, all of a sudden we went, oh, okay, worry about the community. I wanna be specific. What danger is posed to the community for this 23 year old treehouse that people grew up enjoying? And then I would just go, why don't we put it to a community vote then everybody on hesby street, there's 10 houses on one side, there's 10 houses on his block, on one block of Hesby street, take a vote. Let's just see, see who wins here, here. But she's worried about the community also. This is another one of those answers that's a non answer, which is she wants to address the problem of catalytic converter theft, but she blames the manufacturer of the automobile that has the catalytic converter welded to it for the theft of the catalytic converter, which means she's not going to make any progress in this department. And she wants the treehouse saved, but regrettably it's gone. So I don't know, possibly she's not effective. Ross, I should play you the catalytic converter clip just because it'll make you laugh. It'll bring a lot of, a lot of joy. A lot of joy. It's 45 seconds. I played it a million times. But it is so good. But not only is it good, just here's all you need to do. If anybody says, what is this group about? Like, what happened to Los Angeles? Why are these super blue cities failing? What is going on? If somebody, if a friend of yours moves here from Hungary and goes, what happened to Los Angeles? Just play him the treehouse story and then play him this tape in this case. I think one of the things that really infuriates me is that we have a company, you know, the Prius, whatever, Toyota, who makes the Prius, that essentially has a device on their cars which is super easy to remove. It's basically the value of a MacBook, right? That is put in a place that is incredibly easy to access in your car. And then the thefts related to this issue have essentially all of the costs of that are given to us to bear instead of them having to manufacture a car that actually is not so easy to be stolen. All right, so we're doomed.
Unnamed Speaker
That's, that's, that's beautiful.
Adam Carolla
It's beautiful.
Unnamed Speaker
I mean, the human situation is an amazing comedy.
Adam Carolla
It is. When you were a child, did you ever think adults would be this Stupid. And I'm not being facetious, like, I.
Unnamed Speaker
Mean, not when I was a child, but I did grow up and read about the 1970s, Adam. And so, you know, American society goes through these cycles, I think, where the cities get safer and then people forget and do stupid things and then cities get dangerous again. And you hope that the cycle works its way back to something better, which it will, once you're mayor of Los Angeles.
Adam Carolla
Well, I mean, the fact that that person. Could you imagine the look on that guy's face when you go, who's in charge of saving your treehouse? Nithya Raman. I'll go get the crowbar and the hammer and start tearing it down now. There wasn't a chance in hell some sane person who was in the city council was gonna step up and yell, are you guys all fucking nuts? This guy built a treehouse? What country are we living in? What year is it? There's homeless encampments everywhere. Malibu's burned to the ground. Altadena's burnt to the ground.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, you don't want the homeless person climbing the tree, Adam. I mean, that's the danger right there. You just put your finger on it.
Adam Carolla
He could sprain his ankle. Cuz he'd be up there snorting fentanyl and then fall out of that tree house. And then we're gonna have a lawsuit on our hands. Yeah, Ross, what for you. You got the book Believe, and Ross was very impressive. I'm telling you, I don't always just.
Unnamed Speaker
Make jokes about tree houses.
Adam Carolla
No, he was up on it.
Unnamed Speaker
I'm a distinguished public intellectual too.
Nithya Raman
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And I was half baked and unprepared for my opening statement and beyond. And I was like, oh, man, Ross has really showed up, prepared for this debate. And I was impressed. I just thought, oh, this guy's sharp.
Unnamed Speaker
Since I'm so sharp. My one question for you is, which wasn't fully answered at the debate, but what's your number one reason for not believing in God?
Adam Carolla
Well, I think there's a couple of ways you can get to not believing in God. One is it could be foisted on you as a young age, and then you could reject it at some point. Which are the worst people? They're the sort of violent atheists, you know, like aggressive, like Penn Jillette, you know, like weird, angry, motivated atheist, you know, and then, I mean, it is.
Unnamed Speaker
It'S, you know, there are people who have legitimately bad experiences in religion, and any religious person has to have some sympathy for that impulse. But go on. So Then there's. Then there's the more relaxed.
Adam Carolla
Then there's the people that grew up in a vacuum of religion, which is no anything. Which would mean. And then you'd have to kind of go, well, why not Hindu? Or why not Judaism or why not another religion? It's like, well, there were none of them. They all stood the best chance in my world. There wasn't any religion of any kind. So then. Because I think. Ross, I think you may. And I don't mean this in a condescending way but I think a lot of people think the default setting is religion. But it's not really the default setting. In a complete vacuum of religiosity if there's nothing and it's never spoken of and you never go to church and it's just never even discussed, then it's just like some food that you didn't eat. I never tried poi. And all the Hawaiians would be confused, and I'd go it. And I didn't have anything against poi. It just didn't exist. It was never discussed.
Unnamed Speaker
So, no, no, no. I find that totally, totally understandable. And honestly, that's one of the reasons I wrote this book the way I did. There's a lot of books about religion that are like, you know, here's why you have to be a Christian. Here's why Christians are right and Muslims are wrong and these kind of things. Or, you know, these kind of things. And I felt like we're in a society now where there's just a lot more people who have your kind of experience than there ever used to be. Be people for whom it's like religion is just not on offer.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Unnamed Speaker
And so the book. The book is trying to be an introduction. It's like, hey, hey, Adam. You know, here's why. Here's why someone might eat koi. Here's why someone, you know, might. Might be really into Jamaican cuisine or something. Except it's God, the author of the universe, who will judge your soul after your death. So it's even more important.
Adam Carolla
That's, I don't know, believe is the name of the book. Ross, always great, great chat.
Unnamed Speaker
It was great. Adam, thanks so much for having me.
Adam Carolla
It was my pleasure. Hope to have you back soon. All right. I'm going to be in San Diego doing shows at the American Comedy Club, doing standup on the 11th and 12th April. Religious or atheists, come on down. You shall not be judged. And you can go to ambercroll.com for our live shows. And then There's Chrissy Mayer her podcast Chrissy Mayer Podcast podcast available now. And find out her live dates all over the place out there. Until next time, this is Adam for Ross and Chrissy and Mayhem saying mahalo.
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Podcast Summary: Adam Carolla Show – "Cocaine Pit Bulls, L.A.’s Parking Grift & Faith vs. Skepticism"
Episode Details:
The episode kicks off with Adam Carolla humorously critiquing the ironic overuse of smartphones, highlighting a promotional segment for U.S. Cellular's "US mode." Shortly after, Chrissy Mayr is introduced as a comedian and podcaster, followed by an introduction of Ross Douthat, a writer for The New York Times. They also welcome returning guest Jason Mayhem Miller, who shares a personal anecdote about discovering his pregnancy.
Notable Quote:
Adam Carolla [04:05]: "How could that be? ...or maybe it's just a reverse engineering."
Adam and Jason delve into skepticism about public health advice, specifically criticizing perceived inconsistencies in medical recommendations. They mock the equivalence drawn between smoking one cigarette and a pack, as well as between consuming Girl Scout cookies and maintaining health. The conversation satirizes how policies aim to manipulate behavior while presenting contradictory information.
Notable Quote:
Jason Mayhem Miller [04:49]: "They really don't want us."
Adam Carolla [06:35]: "We're just gonna lie our asses off."
A significant portion of the episode humorously and controversially discusses a viral video featuring a woman with Down syndrome using a filter to appear more attractive. The hosts engage in insensitive and derogatory commentary about individuals with intellectual disabilities, reflecting a lack of respectful discourse. They debate the societal implications and motivations behind such viral content, blending offensive humor with critiques of internet culture.
Notable Quotes:
Adam Carolla [15:35]: "It's taking the Internet by storm."
Jason Mayhem Miller [19:45]: "But heterosexual lady. Always been a lady. Down syndrome. Five and a half."
Please note: The discussion contains language and viewpoints that are offensive and disrespectful towards individuals with Down syndrome and other intellectual disabilities.
Transitioning from light-hearted topics, the podcast addresses a serious issue in Los Angeles: the city's parking enforcement system. Chrissy Mayer presents a report detailing how L.A. spends approximately $160 million annually on parking tickets but only recovers $100 million in revenue, resulting in a $60 million deficit. The hosts critique municipal inefficiency and compare it unfavorably to privatized systems, referencing Chicago's long-term parking meter lease with the UAE.
Notable Quote:
Adam Carolla [32:09]: "They go, we just lost $65 million last year... they're making money off it."
Ross Douthat provides an in-depth analysis of Chicago's 2008 deal to lease its parking meters to investors from the United Arab Emirates. He explains the long-term financial implications and the city's inability to retract from the 75-year agreement, which has led to significant revenue loss and operational inefficiencies. The discussion underscores the pitfalls of privatizing public assets without foresight.
Notable Quote:
Ross Douthat [39:07]: "Return investment in the deal. The city received a one-time payment of a little more than $1 billion by leasing the parking meters."
The episode shifts towards a philosophical discussion with Ross Douthat, who elaborates on his new book advocating for the rationality of religious belief in the modern world. They debate the existence of God, the purpose of religion, and the impact of atheism. Douthat presents arguments on the fine-tuning of the universe and the complexities of human consciousness as evidence supporting religious belief. Adam shares his pragmatic approach to faith, emphasizing ethical living regardless of belief.
Notable Quotes:
Ross Douthat [21:11]: "It's like consciousness and the material go together. Consciousness maybe shapes the material world."
Ross Douthat [71:15]: "There is some sort of Holocaust connection, evidently. I thought I made that up."
Adam and his co-hosts share various personal stories and opinions, ranging from frustrations with city bureaucracy to humorous takes on family life. They critique contemporary societal issues, promote stand-up shows, and provide shout-outs to sponsors like BetterHelp and O'Reilly Auto Parts. The conversation intertwines humor with sharp critiques of modern culture, politics, and institutional inefficiencies.
Notable Quotes:
Adam Carolla [88:11]: "Cause sandwiches would require sliced bread... it's a shit show."
Adam Carolla [105:37]: "It's beautiful. But not this sandwich."
The episode concludes with advertisements for sponsors such as BetterHelp and Pluto TV, alongside reminders about Adam Carolla's upcoming stand-up shows. Ross Douthat briefly discusses his book and the impacts of institutional changes post-COVID. The hosts wrap up with final jokes and sign-offs, maintaining the show's characteristic blend of humor and candid commentary.
Notable Quote:
Adam Carolla [110:23]: "I just said, I gotta go get Frankie."
Conclusion:
This episode of The Adam Carolla Show traverses a wide array of topics, from light-hearted internet trends to serious municipal financial issues and deep philosophical debates on religion and atheism. While the show maintains its signature comedic tone, it also delves into critical societal analyses, guest insights, and personal anecdotes. Listeners are exposed to a blend of humor, controversy, and thoughtful discussion, encapsulating the dynamic nature of Adam Carolla's podcast.
Disclaimer: The podcast transcript contains offensive language and insensitive remarks towards individuals with intellectual disabilities. The summary aims to provide an accurate depiction of the episode's content without endorsing such language or viewpoints.