Adam Carolla Show – Episode Featuring Comedian Des Bishop
Release Date: December 3, 2024

Introduction

In this episode of The Adam Carolla Show, host Adam Carolla engages in a wide-ranging and spirited discussion with guest comedian Des Bishop. The conversation delves into a mix of personal anecdotes, societal observations, and sharp political commentary, all delivered with Carolla's signature humor and candor.

License to Fly: A Satirical Take

Adam kicks off the episode with a provocative idea: implementing a license to fly for passengers on commercial airlines. He humorously likens this concept to existing licenses for activities like fishing and driving, suggesting it as a solution to unruly passenger behavior.

Adam Carolla [04:10]: "If you need a license to fish, then it's on the table. Everything is on the table. Taking a shit is on the table in terms of pulling a license."

Carolla expounds on how such regulation could improve air travel etiquette, referencing his frustrating experience with a fellow passenger in Portland.

Adam Carolla [07:03]: "We could have air traffic school. People learning how to operate within an airport and on a commercial flight."

Airport Frustrations and Traffic Cam Woes

The discussion shifts to airport logistics, particularly the absence of functional traffic cams at major airports like Burbank and LAX. Carolla expresses his exasperation over not being able to gauge airport congestion before departure, leading to unexpected delays.

Adam Carolla [10:18]: "They have a Burbank traffic cam which shows you the apron, but they have been down for 81 days. What?"

He highlights the irony of advanced surveillance technology being available for wildlife observation but not for managing airport traffic, questioning the allocation of resources.

The Andy Dick Incident: Protecting Personal Spaces

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Carolla recounting his unpleasant experiences with actor Andy Dick, whose disruptive behavior led Carolla to relocate his podcast studio from home.

Adam Carolla [14:00]: "Andy Dick came over and ate all my lunch meat. Then I noticed a lingering cigar smell, which turned out to be his half-smoked cigar hidden behind the printer."

Describes how these antics, coupled with Dick's personal interventions, compelled him to seek a more controlled environment for his show.

Haircut Philosophy: Flexibility Over Loyalty

Transitioning to lighter topics, Carolla shares his philosophy on haircuts—encouraging flexibility and discouraging loyalty to a single barber. He advises against being "married to your barber," advocating for the ability to switch stylists as needed.

Adam Carolla [20:41]: "Do not get married to your person. Anyone can cut your hair. That's what you don't."

Jason Mayhem Miller adds his own anecdotes, emphasizing the practicality and cost-effectiveness of not being tethered to one stylist.

Political Rants: Biden Pardons and Corruption Comparisons

The conversation takes a serious turn as Carolla and Miller delve into the recent news of President Biden pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, ahead of his exit from office. They critique the perceived corruption in the Biden administration, drawing parallels with former President Trump.

Adam Carolla [51:10]: "Biden is a fucking corrupt politician who lies and is corrupt. They have the paperwork now. He had the CIA and he had the FBI and he had the DOJ."

They argue that Biden's actions undermine his proclaimed image of dignity and statesmanship, highlighting the broader issue of political corruption.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder and Celebrity Culture

The discussion shifts to narcissistic personality disorder (NPD), sparked by Nick Cannon's public admission of seeking help for NPD. Carolla and Miller debate the prevalence and recognition of NPD, interweaving personal observations and societal attitudes towards mental health.

Adam Carolla [65:08]: "Every woman that I've dated for the past 10 years, like, you're a fucking narcissist."

They explore the stigmatization of NPD and its portrayal in media, questioning the accuracy and fairness of such diagnoses.

Stand-Up Comedy: Talent vs. Momentum

A key segment focuses on the dynamics of stand-up comedy, debating whether talent or momentum plays a more crucial role in a comedian's success. Carolla posits that momentum can often outweigh raw talent in building a successful career.

Adam Carolla [71:23]: "If you have the talent and the momentum, then it's kind of insane. That's off the charts."

Miller counters by emphasizing the importance of foundational skills, suggesting a balanced approach is essential for longevity in comedy.

Movie References and Doping Scandals

The episode features numerous references to films like "American Flyers" and personalities such as Lance Armstrong, discussing the impact of doping scandals on public perception and personal legacy.

Adam Carolla [83:01]: "Everyone doped. It's not like he fucking sat home and ate Funyuns and doped. He trained his fucking ass off."

They lament the downfall of celebrated figures due to unethical practices, drawing connections between personal integrity and professional success.

International Comedy Ventures: Ireland and China

Des Bishop shares his unique experiences performing stand-up comedy in Ireland and China, highlighting cultural differences and the challenges of crafting humor across languages.

Des Bishop [97:28]: "I was considered an Irish student. So as I always say in America, Bernie Sanders is a radical. In Ireland, he's a little bit to the right."

He discusses the reception of his comedy in these diverse settings, noting the complexities of audience engagement in different cultural landscapes.

Closing Remarks and Upcoming Shows

As the episode concludes, Carolla and Bishop promote upcoming shows and specials, inviting listeners to join future events and support their comedic ventures.

Des Bishop [80:27]: "Stop suffering in regular pants and give the gift of comfort this holiday season with Public Rec."

Notable Quotes

• Adam Carolla [04:10]: "If you need a license to fish, then it's on the table. Everything is on the table."

• Adam Carolla [07:03]: "We could have air traffic school. People learning how to operate within an airport and on a commercial flight."

• Adam Carolla [14:00]: "Andy Dick came over and ate all my lunch meat. Then I noticed a lingering cigar smell."

• Adam Carolla [20:41]: "Do not get married to your person. Anyone can cut your hair."

• Adam Carolla [51:10]: "Biden is a fucking corrupt politician who lies and is corrupt."

• Adam Carolla [65:08]: "Every woman that I've dated for the past 10 years, like, you're a fucking narcissist."

• Adam Carolla [71:23]: "If you have the talent and the momentum, then it's kind of insane. That's off the charts."

• Adam Carolla [83:01]: "Everyone doped. It's not like he fucking sat home and ate Funyuns and doped. He trained his fucking ass off."

Conclusion

This episode of The Adam Carolla Show offers a blend of humor, personal storytelling, and incisive commentary on societal and political issues. Through engaging dialogue with comedian Des Bishop, Carolla navigates a myriad of topics, providing listeners with both entertainment and thought-provoking insights.

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