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Comedian Jamie Lissow + Sheriff Wayne Ivey + Kamala Harris' unedited 60 minutes interview footage
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Join Adam as he chats with comedian Jamie Lissow about how performing on Gutfeld went from being a scarlet letter for a comic to the late night show that all of his comic friends wants to get booked on. Later they discuss Kamala Harris’...
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Angel Reese
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Adam Carolla
And don't forget the fries and a drink.
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Angel Reese
It's gonna be a high C for me.
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Adam Carolla
Sound good? All you have to do to get.
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Angel Reese
It is beat me in a one on one. I'm just playing get the Angel Reese.
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Adam Carolla
Special at McDonald's now. Ba da ba ba ba.
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Jamie Lissow
I participate in restaurants for a limited time.
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Adam Carolla
Hey. In this episode, comedian Jamie Lizzow joins us again. Sheriff Wayne Ivey got some interesting ideas. Comes on as well. Mayhem's doing news and we'll do all that right after this.
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Wayne Ivey
From Corolla one studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show. Adam's guest Today, comedian Jamie LaSalle and Sheriff Wayne Ivey. Plus the news and trending topics with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, devastated his father died for their annual super bowl party, Adam Barola.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, get it on, got to get it on no choice but gonna mandate you get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you. Good to see you, Jamie.
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Jamie Lissow
Good to see you.
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Adam Carolla
Jamie's got a podcast. Jamie's also got some dates coming up. And this Saturday, few tickets left for the second show, Levity Live. That's in Oxnard. I played there a couple of weeks back. Good club, good place to hang out. I'm curious what sort of the Fox Gutfeld bump is doing for you because let's just sort of break it down this way. There was a time not too long ago where popping up on Fox was detrimental.
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Jamie Lissow
That's right.
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Adam Carolla
So your agent would say, don't do that show. Don't be associated with this. Don't do a series with Rob Schneider, so on and so forth. Which is funny, by the way. Jamie's great on now the worm has turned. It's a new world order. And these guys are all getting a bump off of Fox.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah, it's been, it's been because remember it was the big three. It was like you could do one of the tonight, one of the late shows, and that was it. And then when we were on Gutfeld, we would, we would get that like friends of mine would go, man, man, I can't believe you go on there. Like, aren't you afraid? Because the other ones are so left leaning. And then all of a sudden, one day after you know, 20 years of, you know, gut fold kind of started 20 years ago with a show called Red Eye. And then I think because the world has changed, he's beating all those shows in the ratings. And now I got those same friends going, hey, could you introduce me to.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Guppy Conservative People got funny.
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Jamie Lissow
But it's, it's an like, it is completely changed. Like, I've been doing comedy for a long time. Like I, I did the Tonight show in 2001, I did the series on Netflix. But you know how you never know what's going to translate to people buying tickets. Like, I thought, oh, I'm doing this Netflix show. Like three people each night would come from the show. But Gutfeld, people really come out. And it is, I feel like it's the place where you can say whatever you want without they, they don't edit you at all. You can say whatever you want. People kind of come out and I will, I admit my crowd's a little bit older. A little bit of an older crowd. Like, you know, like last night there was as a comedy magic. Last night, comedy magic Club Carbon. There's like an 80 year old guy in the front row and he was laughing at all my jokes. That made me feel really good. And then right in the middle of the show, his phone alarm went off and like 60 people took their pills. And it's like, all the crowds are great, man. Cause you can be as offensive as you want. They can't walk out if they want to. Like, it is physically impossible. But it's been a game changer, man. For real.
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Adam Carolla
I agree. And I don't think people know how loose it is over at Gutfeld and how it sounds so insane when you know things like when people are trying to throw a little shade your way and they go, you take in your marching orders with your talking points, with your Fox talking points. It's like no one ever tells you what to say and they don't even ask you what you're gonna say.
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Jamie Lissow
They do not.
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Adam Carolla
They just go, here's some stuff we may talk about.
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Jamie Lissow
That's right.
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Adam Carolla
Say whatever you want. And it's never been discussed. So the thing that's always funny is when people go hammering checks over at Fox and parroting their talking points, like, well, a, no checks, right? You don't get paid. Number two, no one tells you what to say. But other than that, you're 100% accurate in your critique of showing up on Fox.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. And like I get a lot just from. If you, if I post a Clip. And it's a joke about my ex wife or something. People will be like, oh, Trumper. Like it's just because of that little Fox label. Because like you said, like, I don't feel like on there. I know that the talk, like everyone's probably that day already said all the important things about all the important topics. And so like when I go on, he. Greg just lets you do jokes.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
You can say anything you want. Like to your point, you don't have to. Not only do you not have to toe the party line, you can say anything you want in any direction and they have no idea what you're going to say. There's no, like send us the things ahead of time. Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
No, there's no pre interview.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Late night shows do pre interviews, which is always my favorite humiliating part of the business.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Because I haven't done one a million years. But they, they used to do pre interviews and it would always be the same that the guy call you the day before and what's going on? Got some family stories, summer vacations, and you go, yeah, yeah, Pretty funny. Pretty funny story. We rented a catamaran, but I didn't know what a catamaran was. And it turned out to be a much different boat than I thought. They go, what else you got? I go, well, you had to be there. I mean, yeah, what else you got? And I go, no, no, I'm gonna say it. I'll do it in a funny way. And they go, yeah, yeah, what else you got? You're like, okay. So then you're on the phone with the segment producer and you're trying to make them laugh, but you don't really have the bit worked out. But it's a horrible experience, humiliation. It's humiliating.
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Jamie Lissow
Yes. And you're right. The segment producer is never. They never have a good sense of humor.
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Adam Carolla
No.
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Jamie Lissow
And it's not a crowd, which you're gonna be out there telling the story and hearing the let. It's always like the worst guy. The worst guy.
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Adam Carolla
So Gutfeld. Gutfeld is so casual that you find yourself standing backstage and you go, when is the show starting? They go, 14 minutes. And they go, tyrus isn't here, is he? He's probably somewhere, you know, like, no one's wrangling anybody. People are staring at their phone. No one's mic'd up. We're starting. Are we starting? Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
I remember because they don't even have like, you know, when you do like the Tonight show or something, they go, at 8:11, you're in hair and makeup at 8:13. We're gonna give you a ready in one minute. And Gutfeld, like, just the other day, I go, can I get makeup? And they go, yeah, sure. We're, like, about to go on. And I go, can I jump in there? Like, there's no. I go, the world can't see my real face. I gotta get in there.
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Adam Carolla
Well, no, let me explain something. There's a part of life which is things you need, and then there's a part of life which is things you need because other people are doing it, and you need to counteract what they're doing or keep up with what they're doing, meaning you don't really need a publicist in this business, but you do need a publicist, because other people have publicists, and now they're gonna work on behalf of their client. And, I mean, I remember. I don't know why I was thinking about this, but Rebecca Gayhart, the model from the 90s and the 2000s who showed up in a Tarantino movie, she played the wife of the stuntman Brad Pitt, who shot her with a spear gun. Million years ago. I don't know why. I brought some archival tapes in to be whatever, And I saw Kilbourne, like, 2000, and I did Kilborn show a million times. And, like, one time, they love me, and I was always a first guest. And they were like, rebecca Gayheart's gonna go on first. And I go, really? Because she's a Noxzema model. You know what I mean? I go, why is she going on first? And it's like, well, she's going on first because she has a publicist. And the publicist also represents John Stamos. And the publicist said, unless you put Rebecca Gayhart on first. So I don't need a publicist, but I kind of do now because they have to fight with Rebecca Gayhart's publicist. And you don't need makeup, but when someone is sitting next to you and wearing makeup, then you need makeup, and you don't have to get your teeth whitened. Except for when the two people sitting next to you got their teeth whitened. Now you need to get your teeth white. That's how life works.
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Jamie Lissow
And I wish we could just all agree to not do it.
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Adam Carolla
No makeup, no teeth whitening, and no publicist.
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Jamie Lissow
None of us.
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Adam Carolla
It's all just even playing field. Yeah, that's right.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
We're back to we're all ugly together. We're getting public.
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Adam Carolla
We're getting back to Equality, bro.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. You're right about that thing with publicists where they use the leverage of the good clients, Right? They like the leverage.
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Adam Carolla
They have one guy that they'll never deliver, but they say in the back pocket that they represent Bruce Springsteen, you know, and then they go, like, to book Jared from Subway on after his parole. Well, I don't think that's a direction we want to go here at the View.
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Jamie Lissow
Well, you want Springsteen or not?
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Adam Carolla
You want the Boss, but the Boss is never. Never delivered.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah, he's not even signed by them. They just have his hat shot on the website.
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Adam Carolla
I had a manager that represented Tom Green. He was my manager and Jimmy Kimmel's manager, and he represented Tom Green at that, like, height of his powers. Right. And he also represented, like, Tom Bergeron's brother who did a talk show out of Quebec or something, and he was like, we got a book, Danny Bergeron on Loveline, you know, and we're like, I don't know. That's not really. You want Tom Green. This is our own representation.
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Jamie Lissow
Right.
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Adam Carolla
He never delivered Tom Green. That's our guy. Didn't do it. So don't think some unknown publicist ever gonna deliver the Boss. All right? So it's fast, it's loose, it's good. I think that's why it works. I. I've wondered many, many times in every one of these talk shows why the segment producer comes back before the show when I did. Ellen, it's a panicked guy going, you're not gonna talk about beef, are you? Don't bring up me. Just don't. And it's like, okay. Making me tense is not the way to get a good. I used to host shows. I would just go to the green room, and I'd go, say whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Well, have fun out there. And I would leave. I wouldn't go, like, don't talk about. You know, and it. It makes for a much more relaxed and better product.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. And isn't it. I feel like it's so much about mindset, like, right before you go on something like that. Gutfeld producers are amazing. And, I mean, I've been on. I think last week was my 130th. So, like, friends of mine now, really. But they're in your ear during the show the whole time. And sometimes, like, when someone's subbing in, somebody new, they talk to you during your bits. Like, they go, hey, we got to get out. We got to. And you're like, I'm in the middle of a joke. But at Gotfeld, they're so good at, like, timing that sometimes, you know, they go from one guest, you do your little thing, go to the next, and then you're kind of done till they go through. Everybody. They do this thing now. And it's my favorite thing where I got a guy in my ear, and he goes, hey, dude, do one more joke. Whenever he stops talking, do I run? He's in your ear. It's almost like the opposite of providing stress. It's like this comp. They go like, hey, you got one more? And you go, all right, you get to jump in.
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Adam Carolla
My guy just keeps repeating the word red rum.
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Jamie Lissow
That's not helpful.
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Adam Carolla
Red rum. And I'm talking about Biden red rum.
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Jamie Lissow
That doesn't help at all.
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Adam Carolla
No, unhelpful. So you got a better guy than.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Me, Byron, we're gonna have to talk about that.
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Adam Carolla
Stop yelling Red rum. No, I meant when I'm doing Gutfeld. All right, joke's over. Joke's over. All right, so 60 Minutes is interesting. So I. I used to be a Die Hard 60 Minutes watcher. And then. And then they became compromised. Now, you've heard me use the term compromise. And I told you, I used it very early on, in 2000, maybe June of 2000, when Fauci got brought in front of Congress, he got asked a couple of questions. He sort of said, you couldn't go to a ballpark or a church, but Black Lives Matter marches were fine in terms of crowds. And then I just watched it, and I went, compromised. And now I don't have to listen to things he says anymore. Which doesn't mean he's gonna be wrong about everything once I label you compromise. Which he was. I labeled him in June of 2020 compromised. I think now we figured out he is compromised. But I said it back then, and everyone looked at me and said, what are you talking about? I said, well, he won't condemn Black Lives Matter rallies. Yep. But he will condemn every other rally and every other gathering. So he's now compromised. I don't have to listen. So 60 minutes I labeled as compromised a while back. They've always. They've been kind of floating toward the left for, you know, 30 years, but they've been moving incrementally, sort of at a glacier esque speed. So you didn't really notice what was going on. But when Leslie Stahl was arguing with Trump about the laptop, saying it couldn't be proven, I was like, okay, well, she's compromised. The show's Compromised. So then I would stop getting information from them because they are compromised. And the latest one with the Kamala Harris interview is definite. It's definitely compromised. But I'll juxtapose it. I was listening to Alyssa Milano's podcast and I got a clip from that. But I'll play you. I guess we'll play it. Well, you know what? Let's play Alyssa Milano first. And he was just. Hold on. Hold. You don't have to hold on. This is feel good. Okay, I'll cue you. It's weird. I designed the studio. I put one long window in and one regular size window in. And then there's a blind spot of 24 inches, and that's where everyone stays. Like when you go visit the reptiles at the zoo and you go, where's the alligators? He's under the log in the back.
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Jamie Lissow
Why at a zoo do they have an animal sized object in the thing? Why do they have a bear sized rock in the bear exhibit? He's behind it.
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Adam Carolla
He's behind.
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Jamie Lissow
He's hiding behind there.
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Adam Carolla
I feel the way at the reptile hut. Yeah. You know what I mean? When it's like, it's a green tree snake and then all it is is green trees and he's blending in and I can't find him.
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Jamie Lissow
I forever have been really rallying towards transparent obstacles at the zoo.
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Adam Carolla
Oh, that's my cause.
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Jamie Lissow
It's a see through.
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Adam Carolla
My cause is nothing. My cause is just when I go see the tree snake, I just want a white background and lose sight in the front.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Well, you think the snake doesn't know where he is? He thinks he's in the rain.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
2001 Space Odyssey Snake.
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Jamie Lissow
There's only one thing you do at the zoo. You look. You look at the animals. Why would they put a green thing around a green guy?
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Adam Carolla
And also, as I've said, the snake knows he's not in his environment because he has a lesbian with khaki shorts hand feeding dead crickets every day. That doesn't happen in the gym. Okay, hold on. Rarely. Rarely happens in the wild.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Okay.
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Jamie Lissow
Can you imagine if a snake from a zoo was hanging out with a snake from the jungle? And he's like, what do you do when that lesbian comes in? And the real snake's like, what are you talking about?
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah. All right. So Alyssa Milano gave this. She said. She basically said, I hate Trump and we could have had Kamala. But here's her description of Kamala.
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Alyssa Milano
And he was just horrible. He was just horrible person, mean not only policy wise, but just in his leadership qualities. He was just that asshole guy. And we knew it this time. Not only did we know it this time, but we had the option to vote for the first black woman who was qualified. A leader through service. Brilliant. She was going to protect human rights, all of the things. And yet people voted for.
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Adam Carolla
All right, well, weird at it.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Trump sounded a little bit AI. Like they made up.
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Adam Carolla
She was a brilliant, experienced leader. All right, so let's see how she answered the question of immigration that they cut out of 60 minutes. By the way, they. They took the edit, they took the interview that Kamala did, and they made it look much more flattering to Kamala. Which would they ever have done that with Trump? And if the answer's no, then that means they're compromised. But I'm calling my own out on this one. We have this one. Don't we have this one? All right, anyway, this is Jesse Waters showing it the other night. Here's an answer that never made air. Watch.
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Kamala Harris
I'm trying to understand how it is that with this emphasis on the border, the numbers of crossings quadrupled under the first three years of the Biden Harris administration. How did that happen?
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Alyssa Milano
There are a variety of factors that relate to what we have seen globally and what we are not immune from at our own border in terms of what we have seen in terms of surge of immigration and irregular migration. And there are solutions at hand, but we've got to have leaders who are solution oriented, which we've been and are.
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Adam Carolla
Can I ask a favorite? That's all we need. Okay.
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Jamie Lissow
Can I ask you guys a favor?
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Adam Carolla
Right, yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
If I ever have 60 minutes to live, could you play this episode so it seems longer?
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Adam Carolla
That was painful, right?
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Jamie Lissow
All right.
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Adam Carolla
But according to lists Milano, we had a brilliant choice.
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Jamie Lissow
Right.
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Adam Carolla
Now, I don't know what it is about the nonsense word salad double talk that's attractive in today's society.
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Jamie Lissow
But.
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Adam Carolla
But there's something going on, and I don't know if it's. People are distracted by staring at their phone all the time. This feels painful, distracting, and unhelpful in any way to me. To others, it feels satisfying and invigorating.
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Jamie Lissow
I didn't hear. She didn't, like, say. She didn't really say anything.
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Adam Carolla
Well, she said the people in power got to do something. And then her brain went, oh, shit, we're in power. And so she did a quick sort of backtrack on that. She's like, the people. Because all. All. It's like when Gavin Newsom showed up out here once and he stood in front of the train tracks and people were looting Amazon boxes of trains and ripping them open. And he caused. Causing huge piles of junk. And he walked in and he stood there and he went, what's going on around here? And it's like, what's going on around here? Yes, that's what we want to know. You're in charge. You're the guy. You want to know what's going on around here. You can watch her brain, Byron. You just jump in about 15 seconds in, but watch her brain when she goes, it's going to take leadership. And then she's like, oh, shit, that's us. Yeah.
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Alyssa Milano
To what we have seen globally and what we are not immune from at our own border in terms of what we have seen in terms of surge of immigration and irregular migration. And there are solutions at hand, but we've got to have leaders who are solution oriented, which we have been and are.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Would you be an addendum also?
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Adam Carolla
She doesn't say anything. And look, you may like her, and you may like the idea of a black woman, and you may like the idea of the first African American who's mostly Indian or grew up in that culture, whatever. You may have bunches of these ideas, but there still has to be a part of you that realizes she doesn't say anything. And then I also realize there's something attractive about the talkers, and it's new and it's scary. So they hate Trump because Trump's the opposite. Trump's like, here's what we're doing. Here we go, here we go. Let's do it. Let's do it, let's do it. And then there's Karen Bass, who just goes, we gotta move forward, but we have to move forward with dignity, and we have to move forward with safety, and we have to move forward with an eye toward the future or whatever, and nothing ever happens. But then I realized my mom was kind of hippie dippy that way, and her whole plan was to just sort of talk things into the ground, and then eventually you just give up. And that was about it. It's this weird new concept that is the opposite of leadership, but it's satisfying and it's kind of chick oriented, where they just like, let's just talk about this thing forever. And there's plenty of guys who engage it, Gavin Newsom engages in it, and nothing changes, nothing gets better, nothing gets fixed. And then at some point, they want to report and they want to find out, and then they say things like, we want to get to the root causes and systemic. And when we get to the root migration cause. And she took a trip to the Triangle in the Northern Triangle to find out the root causes of that. But there's never anything that ever comes of it. So it's just basically like you going, I got a leaky roof. And I go, you know what? I'm going to assemble a team and we're going to go up to that roof.
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Jamie Lissow
We gotta get rid of the water.
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Adam Carolla
And we're going to find out the root causes of what's going on. And I'm going to. And then I come back down and we have a long discussion about it. And then you go, it's going to rain this weekend. And I go, you know, first off, I have a roof. And so I understand what you're going through. I have children. One special needs. He has a roof as well. I'm gonna. You know what, I'm gonna put together a blue ribbon panel. We're gonna talk about roofing and we're gonna write up a report. We'll get back to you.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. I know your house.
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Adam Carolla
No shingles are ever laid down. No fucking hot mop ever appears. No Henry's waterproof roofing compound. No flashing, no cleaning out, no scuppers, no nothing. It's. Nothing ever happens. We just continuously talk about it. And then at some point, I run for county roofer. And then you say to me, what are you doing with Roman? I go, I'm glad you asked. And I use your name. Yeah, I'm glad. Jamie Glad.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. It's like, I know.
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Adam Carolla
I'm glad you asked that question.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. And I know your, you know, your couch is getting covered with water and it's ruining your floor, but there's.
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Adam Carolla
I do have a couch.
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Jamie Lissow
There's solutions at hand.
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Adam Carolla
I have a special needs job with a couch. Do you know that? I did not. Now what it's going to take is everyone coming together.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
And fixing that roof safely.
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Jamie Lissow
Yep.
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Adam Carolla
Everyone needs a seat at the table. And I've been wanting to fix it. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, I've been wanting to fix it, but I can't get. We made a lot of progress in roofing and I've been wanting to fix this.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
A bucket under every hole.
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Adam Carolla
That's right.
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Jamie Lissow
Trump hates roofs. You know what I mean? He hates them. Doesn't want anything up there.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. If his world. He would remove all the roof, all the roofs, and you would all drown in your own living room. Cuz. He's angry at Roofs. Yeah, he's just mad. He's angry. Yeah, he's a Rufus.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
He's anti shingle. He's Rufist, I think, too.
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Jamie Lissow
Like, whenever they go. I got angry when Obama said that. Oh, he basically said, you guys didn't vote for Kamala cause she's a woman. He basically said, which I think is almost the exact same thing, is when your friend hits on a girl at a nightclub and she goes, I'm not interested. And he's like, lesbian. Yeah, it's kind of the same thing. Like, you're like, no, she doesn't. Not like guys. She doesn't like you.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
Like, you gotta. You gotta bring more to the table than just that.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. Although with me, it's almost always a lesbian, you know? But I get your body. No, I get your buddies, Jamie. Yours are your buddies. But yeah, with me it is. But yeah, I know. I. I get the example.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. I remember a lot of strippers actually fell in love with you, which is really rare.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, well, you know, being on MTV in the 90s and 2000s, you know, that's good. Strip. I'd go to strip clubs. My show would be on the TV when I walked in. Man, that.
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Jamie Lissow
That's huge.
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Adam Carolla
That's big. That's. That. That ranks you above strip club DJ even in terms of pulling out there.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
He's up just under bartender, so.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, just underbar. Yeah, that's true. So I don't know why, but I was thinking about it when all the Democrats are going nuts with like, Elon, which is always funny, he's like, trying to trim money, and they're up there screaming about marching in the streets and fight. You know, they do this weird. It's weird thing to see, like, Chuck Schumer and the rest of the 77 year olds holding their canes in the air yelling, fight. You know what I mean? Fight. Yeah. You can barely make it down a flight of stairs without assistance. How much street fighting are we actually gonna do here? You know? But they're like, they're all super agitated. They're all super fired up. And they're yelling at a group of dumb, unemployable people because the only people who can go to rallies are unemployable people because. Where's the rally? It's downtown. What time? One o'clock. What day? Tuesday. I have a fucking job. You know what I mean? Like, I can't go downtown. So the entire constituency, it's basically like, it's the viewers of the View. Unemployed dumb dingbat.
- [27:46]
Jamie Lissow
You're right.
- [27:46]
Adam Carolla
Who else at 11 o'clock is just sitting home, you know, in their fucking sweatpants watching tv? I mean, who are you talking to? You're not talking to the gainfully employed. You're not talking to an industrious folks that are out there making hay while the sun is shining. You're talking to dingbat chicks who are unemployable. So when they do these rallies. And you could probably find something, Byron from a couple days ago. Liz Warren was screaming. I think Chuck Schumer was screaming. They're all screaming. They're all fired up, you know, and they're screaming, you know, AOCs talking about how. How dumb Elon is, which is always. Those angles are always funny. You know what I mean? Like when you pick weird angles. Yeah. Like weird pejorative stuff. Like every once in a while, back to the chicks. Sometimes with chicks, there'll be some hot chicken and. And. And their ex will now be dating the hot chick, you know, and then the other chicks will go, she's not even very hot. She's kind of home. And they're like, she just kind of. She's a pig. You know? And then they're like, okay, pick another angle.
- [29:05]
Jamie Lissow
Right.
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Adam Carolla
I'm looking at her. She's hot. You know what I mean? Like, I know you. I know you're angry, but pick. Yeah, that's inaccurate.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
You could probably find a good one.
- [29:14]
Adam Carolla
She's under educated.
- [29:15]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
- [29:16]
Adam Carolla
You know, pick something.
- [29:16]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah, there's gotta be.
- [29:17]
Adam Carolla
Her homemaking skills aren't. Aren't up to snow.
- [29:20]
Jamie Lissow
Like, remember when they said. When they started going after Trump for mental deficiency. Pick something different.
- [29:24]
Adam Carolla
Right, Right.
- [29:24]
Jamie Lissow
When you're comparing directly to Biden.
- [29:26]
Adam Carolla
Right.
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Jamie Lissow
There's probably something better.
- [29:28]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
- [29:28]
Adam Carolla
Biden cannot make it through. You know, a paragraph on a teleprompter.
- [29:34]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
- [29:34]
Adam Carolla
And so you're. And so it's basically like a fat guy and he's getting yelled at by a cage fighter. And he's yelling back at the cage fighter, you're fat.
- [29:46]
Jamie Lissow
Right.
- [29:47]
Adam Carolla
And it's like that. Yell back, you're dumb.
- [29:52]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
- [29:52]
Adam Carolla
Right. Something. Don't pick. No, AOC is dumb. And Elon's a genius. And her angles. He's dumb. Which is bad. Like work. Receding hairline or something. Work something.
- [30:07]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah. I love. Elon is so smart that I just decided a couple months ago, I just decided all my beliefs are just whatever he thinks. I go, he's so smart.
- [30:18]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Like, get the neural link.
- [30:20]
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
- [30:21]
Jamie Lissow
Like, sometimes he'll go. He'll go, like, I fired this rocket because. And I go, I don't even need. After the. Because.
- [30:26]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, you did it.
- [30:26]
Jamie Lissow
You do it. You're the smartest guy.
- [30:28]
Adam Carolla
Oh, I get granular. I'm like, where should I put this? End table. Yeah. Like, I'll just do whatever you think is a good idea. Well, I'll go with it.
- [30:38]
Jamie Lissow
You know what weird me out was he's his big vision, sincerely, with all the other things he does, is like, if the Earth is uninhabitable, we could live on Mars. That's. I think everyone benefits from somebody really, really smart thinking that way. That's his grand vision. And then when California said he couldn't shoot rockets off, do you remember that? They said he can't shoot his rockets off.
- [30:56]
Adam Carolla
And they said, coastal Commission.
- [30:57]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah. And they cited wildlife. They're afraid the sonic booms will disrupt the wildlife. And, like, I don't mean to sound like in, you know, maybe like, uncompassionate, but I don't think I care if every once in a while a bear's like, the fuck was that?
- [31:08]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I don't care.
- [31:09]
Jamie Lissow
We're going to Mars.
- [31:10]
Adam Carolla
Yeah. It's also, that bear is going to hear the sound of a rifle every once in a while.
- [31:14]
Jamie Lissow
That's a great point.
- [31:14]
Adam Carolla
And there'll be another feeling after. That's right. I get it. I get it. Look, I don't like the neep, neep, neep.
- [31:22]
Jamie Lissow
Yes.
- [31:23]
Adam Carolla
Which. God, I can't. Anyway, I got so much stuff to get. I realized I can't remember if I was talking about this here or not, but I had this vision of my house. Made it through the Malibu fire, but nothing around me made it through. And everything around me is gone. And I realize for the next 11 years, every morning at 7am I'm gonna be laying in badges here.
- [31:50]
Jamie Lissow
Neat, neat. Oh, my God.
- [31:52]
Adam Carolla
Neat, neat. And some guy in a bob. There's gonna be a cacophony. It's Symphony of Bobcats. Like, backing up all at the same time with flatbed trucks and scoop loaders. It's just gonna be neat.
- [32:04]
Jamie Lissow
There's gonna be shit parked in the street. Like, all the car, all the equipment.
- [32:07]
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I'm gonna have to do altitude training. I'm gonna have to get a app that just goes neat, neat, neat. I'll be sitting in my car, I'll be walking around, be doing the podcast. Neat, neat. Cause I have to acclimate myself to the new world order, which is all Backup beepers all the time for the next decade.
- [32:27]
Jamie Lissow
You're gonna have to get an ambient noise backup truck machine.
- [32:30]
Adam Carolla
Ambient noise backup truck machine. Hop on Amazon, grab me one. Yeah. All right. Byron, I don't know if you have that tape that we're talking about or you're looking for it. I'm looking for it.
- [32:46]
Jamie Lissow
AOC or Chuck Schumer.
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Adam Carolla
Well, I said Chuck Schumer. And I said, I have Chuck Schumer gassing himself out, yelling, yeah, well, then write it on the screen there. Right. Talked about putting the stuff on the screen maybe time or two, but I said, Liz Warren, but go ahead. Anyway, we'll. We'll watch. We'll watch Chuck get animated on. On the screen.
- [33:13]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, I saw it. It's pretty pathetic.
- [33:14]
Adam Carolla
It's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. Gonna stand with you in this fight. And we will win. We will win. We will win. We will win. We will win. We. We won't rest. We won't rest. We won't rest. We won't rest. Thank you, everybody. Is this guy 77 years old, by the way?
- [33:45]
Jamie Lissow
Such a hypocrite. He rested immediately.
- [33:47]
Adam Carolla
Exactly.
- [33:47]
Byron
Two.
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Adam Carolla
Two reps. Yeah. All right, so I'll tell you what this reminds me of. First off, Elon has to be amused by this, that these people are spinning out and going nuts and yelling about fighting and won't rest. You can find Jasmine Crockett. Byron, can you hear me? Yes. And then when you do, then make sure it's represented on this screen that I have in front of me so then I know that you have it. Okay. All right.
- [34:18]
Jamie Lissow
I've never seen more people chanting we won't rest. That are probably resting right now.
- [34:22]
Adam Carolla
That's right.
- [34:23]
Jason Mayhem Miller
All those people, they're saying coup. They're saying that him taking over the treasury is some type of big.
- [34:30]
Adam Carolla
They're working every angle. But the problem is, I would much rather have super accomplished, smart people looking after my bank account than imbeciles who are angry and maybe corrupt looking after my bank account. But the reason I was yelling about this. And you can find Jasmine Crockett, too. It reminds me when they yell, we're gonna take it to the street. We're gonna fight. We're not gonna rest. You're gonna rue the day that you brought this up. Back in the day when we would, like, roll into Tikrit or Iraq. Somewhere in Iraq or something like that, like the Desert Storm and all that stuff. Always some mullah would release a statement and he would say in it, if you think you're gonna take your American military and roll into Iraq. You will feel the swift sword of Allah upon your neck. And then we'd go, okay, thanks for the heads up. Now we have an A10 warthog with a Gatling gun in it and it's used spent uranium. And we'll just come shred your village with it, so we already know where you are. So anyway, anyway, maybe the swift sword of Allah shall fall upon our neck. Or maybe we'll just come shred all Your Soviet era 1950s tanks and military equipment with our modern shit. And we'll light you up and we'll end. We're so fucking scary that we will end up killing more of our own through friendly fire than you guys kill of us. Yeah, that's how fucking scary we are. But anyway, thanks for the heads up about ala Sort. And they say it and we just sit around and laugh, right? And go, all right, get the. Get the F16 loaded up with the bunker busters and let's go smoke this guy. So this feels like that to me. Like, elon, you better watch it because we're coming for you. And it's. He's got to be sitting home laughing. Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
Have you ever seen those videos on the Internet where there's a big muscular guy at a bar and he's just like, I'm going to kick your ass and you better and. But he's talking to an MMA fighter, a slight MMA fighter that is well trained in fight. It reminds me of that. Like a guy just like, just talking shit. And the minute it goes down, the guy just knocks him out.
- [36:59]
Adam Carolla
Right. Except for this is an elderly guy at a bar with a cane.
- [37:02]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Exactly.
- [37:03]
Adam Carolla
Shit. This is even a guy with guns talking shit. All right, we got AOC calling Elon. Well, we'll play Jasmine first just cause it's fun. I like the modern. There's the modern female black politician who are literally unhinged at this point. And I would also like to show it to either our founding fathers or even John Wayne. I'd like to just bring John Wayne up and go, this is a Congress.
- [37:34]
Jason Mayhem Miller
She's.
- [37:35]
Adam Carolla
What? What? All right, here it is. Sorry. It's funny.
- [37:41]
Angel Reese
Listen, the final thing is there are those that have said that we may face a constitutional crisis. I want you to know that the crisis is here.
- [37:54]
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah.
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Angel Reese
I want you to know that the power belongs to the people. Though y'all do not feel powerless in this moment. As the Vice President said, as she conceded the election, she said, dark times may be ahead. Of us. But she said, it's only in the darkness that we can see the stars. I am telling you right now that the stars are right here. It is time for us to shine. It is time for us to be heard. It is time for us to make sure that they know we will not go.
- [38:32]
Adam Carolla
All right.
- [38:33]
Jamie Lissow
By the way, that thing she said about the darkness and stars? They just asked her how she was gonna solve immigration. That was her answer.
- [38:39]
Adam Carolla
Yeah. All right, so Doge would like to cut the Transgender Research Fund for the Afghani kids, and she's pretty fucking whipped up about it. It's the weirdest thing in the world. But they're angry.
- [38:55]
Jamie Lissow
Who is it? Like, I actually have trouble wrapping my head around. Maybe you can answer it for me. Who's against transparency and saving money and the government spending money more efficiently? Unless.
- [39:07]
Adam Carolla
Unless.
- [39:08]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Okay, you're on the tape. You're on the tape.
- [39:10]
Adam Carolla
As soon as Elon bought X, as soon as he bought Twitter, who fucking went nuts? And you're like, who's against free speech? Well, the ones who control the speech are against free speech, and the ones who are controlling the purse strings of government. And then they're gonna start finding a bunch of stuff about people getting pa. I mean, they already found Politico was getting paid. And it's all what everyone thought. Every conspiracy that everyone thought of five years ago is all true.
- [39:35]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Now, wait, why are all these people doing Braveheart speech? Are they about to storm the Capitol again?
- [39:40]
Adam Carolla
They're not doing anything. They're just talking to dumb people and getting camera time. There's nothing they're gonna do. There's nothing they can do.
- [39:47]
Jamie Lissow
And just as a rule, you should never wave your cane in the air. That's helping you walk. You know what I mean?
- [39:51]
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
- [39:51]
Jamie Lissow
Keep that down.
- [39:52]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah.
- [39:53]
Jamie Lissow
That's what that's for.
- [39:54]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Put the walker out front.
- [39:55]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah.
- [39:56]
Jamie Lissow
You gotta lean. If you lean on something before you wave, Justin's dangerous.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. And also, waving your cane in the air makes you seem decrepit. You know what I mean?
- [40:09]
Jamie Lissow
It's not intimidating.
- [40:10]
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Now, probably the ultimate would be waving a walker in the air, but that would show some dexterity.
- [40:18]
Jamie Lissow
That would.
- [40:19]
Adam Carolla
If you balance it on the bridge of your nose. That would be what happened if people bounce on the bridge of their nose. I feel like I grew up with that.
- [40:27]
Jamie Lissow
A ladder.
- [40:28]
Adam Carolla
Ladder. A chair. No more.
- [40:31]
Jason Mayhem Miller
It died with star surge.
- [40:33]
Adam Carolla
It went out with plate spinning.
- [40:35]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah, that's right.
- [40:36]
Adam Carolla
Plate spinning gave way to cup stacking.
- [40:39]
Jamie Lissow
That really did.
- [40:40]
Adam Carolla
Someone went, what happened to all the plate spinners, they're all stacking cups now, bro.
- [40:44]
Jamie Lissow
Do you think it was when they started charging for checked bags for those.
- [40:47]
Adam Carolla
Guys that traveled all that shit with all the plates?
- [40:49]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah, they're just paying all this money to travel with their ladder and their.
- [40:53]
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah, that's proud. When Southwest added speed, that's when they stopped traveling with an eight foot ladder.
- [40:58]
Jamie Lissow
All prop comics travel Southwest because of the free banks.
- [41:02]
Adam Carolla
But if you're balancing. Like, if I was a nose bridge balancer, I would just find out what's backstage of every theater and be like, all right, I'll do the ladder on wheels. I'll do the stool. I'll do the folding chair. Like, whatever is ubiquitous and always backstage smart.
- [41:23]
Jamie Lissow
Stool. You can always get a stool, a.
- [41:25]
Adam Carolla
Grip with a headset.
- [41:27]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah, there's always one of those.
- [41:28]
Adam Carolla
There's always that weird ladder with the rolling thing on it. The. A frame ladder with the wheels on it.
- [41:33]
Jamie Lissow
That's a weird skill. That's a weird skill. So you ever work somewhere and you're doing comedy and then somebody gets up and does something like that, and you're like, they're clapping for that too. Like, I've been writing these jokes. That guy fucking put a ladder on his nose.
- [41:48]
Adam Carolla
I think of the other way. I'm like, that's so much more impressive than what I'm gonna do. I'm just talking. That guy's got a ladder on his nose. Yeah. All right. Oh, the jugglers. I mean, on the unicycle with the torches and the machetes. I mean, that's. That's a plaza break. Shit.
- [42:06]
Jamie Lissow
I worked with Jeff Dunham once in Evansville, Indiana, and his. Most of his got lost on the plane, and it was a sold out show as the mc. And he has like, you know, Peanut the doll and like, Walter. Walter somewhere at American Airlines.
- [42:19]
Adam Carolla
Wow.
- [42:19]
Jamie Lissow
Don't know where, what city. He's in the green room. Sold out. He's just freaking out because he's a man that needs his plates and stuff.
- [42:27]
Adam Carolla
And he.
- [42:27]
Jamie Lissow
He did the whole show. He had one little puppet that he had in his car. And I did the whole show. And then he just had Walter's head. He had the head of the puppet, but the body had been checked, so he did the whole. You could see the string. Like this string just ruined the whole illusion. And I just ran into him later. He said he never checked those puppets again.
- [42:43]
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah.
- [42:44]
Jamie Lissow
Carries him on now.
- [42:45]
Adam Carolla
No, I'm. I'm here to take it because I. I was making My way to coach. And I saw Walter in first class with Gunner. They weren't even in the same row.
- [42:53]
Jamie Lissow
That is. That's money.
- [42:54]
Adam Carolla
And Walter's hitting pretty hard on that stewardess.
- [42:57]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah, no, damn.
- [42:58]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, he'd add a couple of belts too. I think Walter did at the time. So we have aoc first class puppet Money man.
- [43:07]
Jamie Lissow
That's.
- [43:07]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, that's first. Yeah. That's better than FU Money. She's calling Elon dumb.
- [43:12]
Angel Reese
This dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met or seen or witnessed.
- [43:23]
Adam Carolla
Hold on. The weird laugh is always interesting to me, you know, so. Okay, hold on a second. According to her, most billionaires are just Daddy's money. Nepo billionaire babies. So Pritzker got all his money because his dad runs Hilton hotels or whatever it is. So you're saying most billionaires just get their money from daddy. But even in that group, he's amongst the dumbest of the billionaires. Even though many of them are just ones that got money from Daddy's. Whatever daddy invented or worked on.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not as smart as. As any of these people. But he. He caught a rocket. Remember? He shot into space and I feel like he can't be a dummy to catch a rock. Like it was moving really fast and it came down. Yeah, he caught it with a thing. I feel like that right there is like. That's a smart guy.
- [44:24]
Adam Carolla
That's smart. All right, well, go back 10 seconds. Let's see what she has to say.
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Angel Reese
Or seen are witnessed, which, you know, you can probably even glean that from watching these people on tv. Anyways, all of that is to say is that they don't do their homework clearly. Like they're putting 19 year olds in at the treasury. This dude is not smart. And. And the danger in. Not in the lack of intelligence and the lack of expertise that Elon has. I mean, this guy is one of the most morally vacant, but also.
- [45:06]
Adam Carolla
Just. It's dangerous.
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Angel Reese
Least knowledgeable about these systems that we really know of. But the point is.
- [45:17]
Adam Carolla
Hold on a second. She had one minute to talk about how dumb Elon Musk was and revealed herself as dumb in 41 seconds when she ran out of steam. Yeah, yeah, she literally, like you could see her running out of steam about Elon Musk. All right, sorry, you can play it.
- [45:39]
Angel Reese
Least knowledgeable about these systems that we really know of. But the point is, is that what that means is that they're going to hit a button inevitably they are going to hit a button and things can go sideways.
- [45:59]
Adam Carolla
This dude dumb. Byron. You can find it. But AOC put a video out like four or five years ago explaining she didn't know what a garbage disposal was. So she doesn't know what a garbage disposal is. And he catches rockets with giant chopsticks. I would argue, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he is not the dumb one. Even the one who's not familiar with what a garbage disposal is. Maybe the dumb one, not the guy who sends shit to outer space and then catches it.
- [46:39]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah. Even if that was your opening and closing statement. That's all you got to say?
- [46:43]
Adam Carolla
That's all I got to say.
- [46:44]
Jamie Lissow
That's all you have. He's smarter.
- [46:46]
Adam Carolla
Look. Is this her?
- [46:48]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, no.
- [46:48]
Adam Carolla
Okay. This is her. Sorry. So, ladies, gentlemen, jury, I'm going to ask you to. I'm going to ask you to vote on who the smarter one is. I'm not even going to say their name. Person A doesn't know what a garbage disposal is. Here we go.
- [47:04]
Angel Reese
I am told this is a garbage disposal. I've never seen a garbage disposal.
- [47:11]
Adam Carolla
All right. I never pause it. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Jerry, you got that? Now I'm not even going to have you hear the other person talk. I'm just going to show you footage of his 30 story tower with giant chopsticks catching a reusable rocket as it re enters the earth's atmosphere. Here you go. Everybody see that? Okay. One guy invented that. The other person's confused by garbage disposal, which started being a regular part of people's homes in 1959. That tape was from 2014, ladies and gentlemen. So I rest. Just go back. Oh, you didn't need to adjourn.
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Jamie Lissow
I feel like the other lawyer is like, I just agree with him. Yeah, I give up. You made such a great point earlier for her. Why would she go after him first? She should have been like, you're socially awkward. Or you're like, pick something.
- [48:01]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Well, the argument is that Elon Musk has other people running space X and has other. I heard this argument before.
- [48:08]
Adam Carolla
Everybody has everyone. Look, I don't like to talk about myself. I cannot tell you how many times I've said to people where I go. They go, oh, this is a cool studio. Or it's like a cool space. And I go, well, I used to be a contractor. Oh, you built. Yeah, I basically built this space. You built it? Well, yeah, I mean, I built it. You hung all the drywall. I go, I didn't. Okay, I designed it. I laid it out. I built it. But I didn't hang every piece of Sheetrock and sling every piece of joint compound or every. Every. Every broad knife full of joint compound and mud. No, I didn't. No. I didn't prime the walls. I've designed it. I laid it out. I hung the doors or whatever. So you didn't do it all. You can't do shit. That part where you did it yourself. No, they has millions of welders and designers and engineers and whatever. And I. I would never say that he was even, like, an electronics engineer or mechanical engineer, whatever. He transcends that. Rick Caruso builds the grove. He doesn't build the grove. Mexicans build the grove. He fucking has the vision for the grove, gets the money for the grove, and next thing you know, we're just all enjoying the Grove, a safe, clean environment. And that's on Rick Caruso.
- [49:35]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Now, he didn't spread any stucco. He just built the growth. And I think that's kind of like. I don't know. If Rick Caruso can build shit. I know he gets shit built. And that's all I want.
- [49:49]
Jamie Lissow
Yep. Yep. Same with, like, Tesla, right? Like, he. Elon's not in there making. But without him, there is no.
- [49:55]
Jason Mayhem Miller
He's sort of our modern day Edison, I guess, where he, like, has figured out how to, you know, get the intellectual property and build a whole company around it.
- [50:04]
Adam Carolla
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Jamie Lissow
I'm having a weird week. The other day I noticed if you watch all the Star wars movies back to back in order and really pay close attention. You're a friggin loser.
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Wayne Ivey
Jamie Lissau is on the Adam Carolla show.
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Adam Carolla
Jamie, do you live in Alaska?
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Jamie Lissow
I do.
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Adam Carolla
Wow.
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Jamie Lissow
I live in Fairbanks, Alaska. Yeah.
- [54:37]
Adam Carolla
Wait a minute. With your hot girlfriend?
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Jamie Lissow
So Erica, that's my fiance, we live in Boise, Idaho together.
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Adam Carolla
I'm saying hot chicks aren't going Alaska.
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Jamie Lissow
She doesn't.
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Adam Carolla
I know where hot chicks travel. I follow their migration. I do. Like that guy. Like that. There's a guy who does that with what's her name's air travel with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift's air traffic. He charts it.
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Jamie Lissow
I was wondering if he did something. I saw you looking at her with those binoculars.
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Adam Carolla
I follow hot chicks migration and they never end up in Alaska. So you say you have a fiance. She's very attractive. She's sitting in the back and it says here you live in Alaska. But she doesn't live in Alaska.
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Jamie Lissow
No. So I have a house in Alaska. It's a bit of an ex wife situation. She's from there. My kids live up there. And so I have a house there where my kids have rooms. And when I get them, I go up there. And she does go with me sometimes, but we're in Boise.
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Adam Carolla
I'm not saying hot chicks can't travel to Alaska. I'm saying 72 hours is the max before they have to head back out.
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Jamie Lissow
You're saying it's always a round trip ticket.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. There's no settling in Alaska.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. There's no putting stakes down.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, there's no putting stakes down. There's no hanging shingles. Right. And there's also. They're on the clock. They got 72 hours from the time they leave the Alaska airport. The time they're due back. Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
Even when she comes to my house, she keeps one foot out the door.
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Adam Carolla
Like, oh, yeah. In Alaska.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. She tells Uber, just wait.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. She's too good looking for Alaska.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. We just. Erica's a physician. She's a doctor. And she just started.
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Adam Carolla
Really?
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. And she does.
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Adam Carolla
Well, she's too good looking to be a doctor now.
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Jamie Lissow
I know, right? But she started doing. Starting telemedicine and traveling with me. And so our new thing. That's why I'm able to come, you know. Yeah. The road gets a little bit lonely, but it's been great. So she just flew in this morning and she does like telemedicine in the hotel or wherever. And then I do shows at night.
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Adam Carolla
People will contact her and show her lesions or things or discuss things or whatever. And then she'll prescribe things.
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Jamie Lissow
That's right. Can I ask you. I have a question. So she is attractive, right. And all of the time, I get insulted by people. Like, they go, you're very nice. She go, oh, you have an attractive fiance.
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Adam Carolla
I have. Where is she from? Canada.
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Jamie Lissow
She's from Boise.
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Adam Carolla
Okay. All right. She's not from Florida or California. Florida and California. Hot chicks learn early. I mean, I'm not doing anything.
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Jamie Lissow
Right.
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Adam Carolla
I'm going med school. Fuck that.
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Jamie Lissow
No.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
You're upset. But I've been getting a lot of. And I want to know. This is. I do. I just. I. Sometimes I wonder, like, am I a dick? Like, I feel like I'm a pretty nice guy, but every once in a while, I get a little bit upset and I do something. And so last night, somebody who had seen Erica and me was in. Was saying hi after comedy magic, and they were very drunk. To be clear, they were actually kind of annoying, not. Not being super nice. And they go, dude, saw your fiance out kicked your coverage.
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Adam Carolla
Yep.
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Jamie Lissow
I go, okay. Out kicked your kept kind of saying it. And his wife was drunk, and she was telling me my merch was stupid and whatever. And I looked at him, and I go. I looked at his wife, and I go, looks like you got a safety.
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Adam Carolla
That's what I said.
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Jamie Lissow
And I shouldn't have. Right. Is that a dip? But I was really. Would you be offended? Should a guy be offended when someone says, you out kicked your coverage? Or is that an insult? Or is it a compliment?
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Adam Carolla
I feel like, as a guy being hit on by gay guys is a compliment, even though it might upset certain guys. But it's a compliment. Out kicking your coverage. Compliment. You know, what's she doing with you? Compliment. And them. Not while you're standing there, but while you're at the bar. Them hitting on her is a compliment. It's all a compliment.
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Jamie Lissow
Agree.
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Adam Carolla
Until she blows them in the bathroom.
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Jamie Lissow
That's right.
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Adam Carolla
That's when it becomes an insult.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Compromised.
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Adam Carolla
That's when you realize, all right, what do you got? Mayhem.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, man. First up, Trump signs an executive order intended to bar transgender athletes from girls and women's sports. Yeah. Significant policy move. President Donald Trump has signed an executive order titled Keeping Men out of Women's Sports, aiming to prohibit transgender athletes from participating in girls and women's sports.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. It's always funny when you argue with people who are against this. They go, it's barely even a thing. And it's like, all right, well, then. So what then? Shut up now. It's the law. So I'm going to. I'll make. I'll make your argument. It's not a big deal. All right, well, then it's not going to affect anybody, so. So good. We have to make this rule.
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Jamie Lissow
I wanted a rule. I was thinking it'd be simpler if we made a rule, like, say, like, that Leah Thomas situation, the swimmer. I was like, what if we just make a rule like, you're not allowed to compete in women's swimming if, when you win, you get a boner, like, you're excited. And then, like, if they hang a gold medal on your penis, perhaps you had an unfair advantage.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, I was going the other way, which is you can compete as a man, but we got to add titty weight. You know what I mean? Sandbag it. Now you can get in the pool and have fun trying to beat the chicks with 25 pounds of titty. You're right. Sand in there.
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Jamie Lissow
It's an aerodynamic advantage.
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Adam Carolla
I'll see you in Davy Jones locker, bro. She's still got that locker down there at the bottom of the ocean.
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Jamie Lissow
I'm glad Trump's doing stuff, man. Do you remember Biden's first executive order was Cream of Wheat.
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Adam Carolla
That's right.
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Jamie Lissow
List with a side of juice and tapioca.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. As the legal battle. There's gonna be legal battles. Families with LGBTQ healthcare providers and advocacy groups contend that the administration's action have led to suspension necessary medical treatments causing immediate harm to transgender individuals.
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Adam Carolla
I love that they're necessary.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Like a crazy person doesn't get their tits cut off in the next 20 minutes, there's gonna be a big problem. Yeah. Okay. Crazy person.
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Jamie Lissow
The worst is the mma, like, watching someone that's identifying as women just beat someone up.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
I trained a girl. I trained with a girl that went and fought and transgender beat the hell out of this guy.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Wait, I trained with a girl, Ashley, that fought Fallon Fox, that was a transgender MMA athlete that. Yeah, fought as a woman, but was born a man. Yeah. I mean, you know, that's rare. Ashley is just such a beast of a fighter that she, you know, took her. Took her down and founded her out, but. Or him. You know, whatever.
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Adam Carolla
I'm. But I agree. It's like. It's disgusting and it's hard to watch, and when I'm done masturbating, I immediately write a letter to my congressperson, so I'm with you, Jamie. Yeah.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
All right. Speaking of masturbating, OnlyFans model suing Tyreek Hill over a broken leg, admits she had sex with him afterwards. Developing legal case. An OnlyFans model is suing NFL star Tyreek Hill, alleging that he was responsible for breaking her leg during an incident. What happened was they were running kind of football plays in the backyard.
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Adam Carolla
Really?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
She broke her leg after the sex? No, before.
- [61:58]
Adam Carolla
Before.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
He gave her a piggyback ride up to the bedroom and gave her another kind of ride afterwards. And then she stayed the weekend and had some more sex. She's a. She's a big drink of water. It'd be hard. Double leg tackling her.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
Is that where that's weird? Foreplay, right?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
It definitely is.
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Jamie Lissow
That sounds weird.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
I've been in that zone, girl. You know, as an MMA fighter, girls want to wrestle around, do some beforehand.
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Jamie Lissow
Do you think the term OnlyFans model is thrown around pretty loosely, almost like porn star? Like, you never go like, oh, I was a porn expert. Extra.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Only fans star. I don't know. When the subscriptions get you to star mode.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
But yeah, she's suing for $50,000 of medical expenses and emotional distress.
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Adam Carolla
So he was, like, running routes with.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Her before she said. You know, she said. I read another article about it. She said that when they were doing football plays, he was in the zone. Like, he was, like, there to do what he do and just ended up breaking her leg. Yeah, she broke the leg. Then she stayed for the weekend, you know, sleep with him, and now she's coming after him for 50 grand. Hill's lawyers have claimed that hall broke her leg tripping over a dog. So the he said, she said for show.
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Adam Carolla
I mean, the dog could have been in the middle of the route.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
That's what I mean as well.
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Jamie Lissow
That's true.
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Adam Carolla
Dog could have been napping. Yeah, she's running a button hook or a flag or an up and out.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. Dog could have been setting a screen or something.
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Adam Carolla
He's up there yelling, omaha. He put her in motion, you know, stomped his foot. She went in motion.
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Jamie Lissow
I find the whole thing so bizarre. I think that it's like priest. I just can't imagine if you. This is like getting a prostitute. Were they dating or was it because I was just trying, like, if you get a prostitute, usually you don't go, hey, before we start, you know, let's go run some route. Let's run some routes. Does that not.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
We know. I think he was dating her, but now she wants 50 GS for that night.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah, I hope the dog has 50 grand.
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Adam Carolla
Jesus Christ. What does this world come to? I'm really disgusted with all of you. You should know that right now. I just Only fans and all this stuff. I feel so old because I'm just like, I don't know. Let's be honest. Can you guys be honest for a second?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
I will.
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Adam Carolla
Okay. I remember when porn tapes would have, like, sex talk. 1, 900 lines on the back. You know, you could call up and have phone sex with somebody. And I was sort of like, I don't get phone sex with somebody. I get sex sex, and I get watching porn, but I don't get talking about sex. But as a kid, I never got comic books or baseball cards. Like, I had friends that had piles of baseball cards. And I would go, well, let's go play baseball. They go, let's trade cards. I go, I don't want to look at pictures of guys holding a bat. I want to go swing a bat. And I don't want to see Spider man jumping off the roof. Let's go jump off the roof into the swimming pool next door. Like, I was very action oriented, but never got the part where kids sat and read about action shit. And I felt. But then later on, when I became an adult, I just took that very consistently into phone sex, which is. I didn't want to talk about it. I wanted to do it or watch it.
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Jamie Lissow
Sure. I saw one clip when I was a kid. I remember watching it had to be on like. Like vh. It was some weird story where they showed a woman with an incredibly sexy voice that was like £300. And I remember, like, that's what I always pictured when people go, I'm calling the phone. I was like, you don't know who you're talking to. And for me, that. That would ruin. Not that I'd be into it anyway, but that would, like, ruin any kind of imagination or what you.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
And now we're getting to that day of an AI girl talking to you through AI with the robots. So you're just cutting women, real women, all the way out of it.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
I'm with you, though, man. I never got the. I don't go to strip clubs, and I have never been a fan. I think I've been to a couple. If it was like a bachelor party for the same kind of reason, even if I was a single guy, if I would like to meet a girl and maybe potentially sleep with her at some point, I would like to have. I would like to talk to her and then meet her. And then maybe I don't get the whole.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
No. Now Instagram is like the soft porn where it's like they get you reeled in and then they have an only fans click. And then suddenly you're in this parasocial relationship where you know. And maybe if you're a football player, you get to break a chick's leg.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, well, the only one who thinks this story's funny is the cop who pulled him over in front of the stadium six months ago. He's laughing. That guy makes $52,000 a year. Got suspended for three weeks. He's laughing his ass off right now. Right?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. All right.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Another story. Here's another story. Human brain samples contain an entire spoon's worth of nanoplastic. This study says. Groundbreaking new study reveals that microplastics have been detected in human brains for the first time, raising concern about their long term health impacts. Research analyzed tissue samples from the autopsies and found tiny plastic particles embedded in the brain's protective membranes. Why? This is dangerous, this polyethylene terpephalate found in water bottles and food containers. There. It's still unclear how much damage microplastics could cause.
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Adam Carolla
All right, plastic is bad. It's always been bad. And the only piece of any kind of. My mom was an old time hippie who's batting average, she's about zero for 700,000 in her global warming or ice age or sitting too close to the TV set or here's why we can't own microwave oven. And she's wrong about every thought she's ever had. But the plastic thing she was thinking about early, that's big. And I was kind of with her and I've always been that way. But it's always. I've always been put off by plastic. And for instance, I subscribed to a water bottle service at my old house and it came in a glass bottle. Like I had a big. I didn't want a big plastic bottle. I've been known to like bring a metal fork and a knife, like with me to a place just so as not to use the spork in the plastic. I don't like cutting a steak with a fucking plastic knife. I'm not talking about going to a good restaurant, but some event I hate when you get a beer and a plastic. I want to. I love glass and I tell people all the time, stop buying all your condiments in the plastic squeeze thing. Get glass. It's always better. It means the contents are better. Forget about the plastic part. It always just means A higher quality.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. Glass of wine or champagne in a plastic cup. Worst thing ever.
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Adam Carolla
Yes. Worst thing ever. Yeah. So I'm sure we all have this. I don't. I cannot prevent anyone from doing it. But every woman I've ever been with brings in cases of plastic bottles of water all the time that I pay for. And I go, don't do it. Just get a glass. Use the water machine. Use the filtered water. It's like, we need water. We need. People need. And I'm like, we're just filling up landfills. This shit's sitting out on a truck. Sun's hitting it. It's fucked up. It's ugly American shit. Like, don't do it. Well, how are people gonna. I just take a glass, go fill it up. Go use what's in the glass.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. The American thing really is convenience over all else.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yes.
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Jamie Lissow
Over. Like, with plastic bottles, it's so much. You're right. Like, it would be. It would be so much better, but damn it, I think I bought a plastic. Is this from drink? Is that. Are they talking about, like, when you heat up something in a Tupperware container, or is this just legitimately? If I drink out of a bottle of water, I'm gonna have these problems.
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Adam Carolla
It's literally everywhere. But if you look, leave the shit out in the sun and it gets hot, then it heat cycles a few times in your car, like floating around the passenger seat, then you drink it. I mean, it's just. First off, if plastic is everywhere all the fucking time, how can it not be in our brain if it's ubiquitous? If there's plastic bottles everywhere, plastic utensils, plastic cups, plastic plates, plastic to go, everything is just 100% plastic. And everything, it's in a ketchup, mustard, it's all in plastic. Well, then wouldn't you be surprised we didn't have a bunch of plastic in our head?
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah, that would be weird.
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Adam Carolla
And let's just say. Okay, let's just say this. Forget about plastic. Let's just say everything comes in a mahogany container. All water relish ketchup. When you go get Chinese takeout, you bring it home in a mahogany container. And then 20 years later, somebody goes, we found some mahogany, some red labels. And I'd go, well, of course you did. That's all we have.
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Jamie Lissow
My dry cleaning is a mahogany.
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Adam Carolla
Yes, that's all. Why wouldn't we have traces of mahogany in our brain if every single thing we touched came in a mahogany container?
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Jamie Lissow
I guess the question is, should we be scared? What can this.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. Researchers are kind of saying that the damaged microphone microplastic could cause. They trigger inflammation, they interfere with brain function and potentially contribute to neurological conditions like dementia.
- [71:49]
Adam Carolla
But see, I'm almost done with my brain.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, exactly.
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Adam Carolla
The kids who do nothing but fucking smoke pot out of a plastic bong. You guys are fucked. You guys are semi retarded already. And now this.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
And a whole life.
- [72:04]
Adam Carolla
By the way. I. The first 30, 40 years of my life. I grew up just drinking from the fucking sink with my head.
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Jamie Lissow
Oh yeah.
- [72:14]
Adam Carolla
I didn't even use a cup.
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Jamie Lissow
You ever do a hose? I drank out of a hose.
- [72:17]
Adam Carolla
I did a hose. I would do a hose. I would do the head under the sink.
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Jamie Lissow
Yes.
- [72:21]
Adam Carolla
I didn't even forget about a plastic cup. I'd have a gourd to drink out of. Put my head in the sink.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
- [72:29]
Adam Carolla
So I didn't do anything. Any bottled water, any plastic. There was no sports containers. You know, a squeeze container. There was nothing.
- [72:36]
Jamie Lissow
Right.
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Adam Carolla
It was nothing.
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Jamie Lissow
I'm switching to Mahogany.
- [72:39]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, go to. It's a good movie too.
- [72:44]
Jamie Lissow
I wonder who will solve this. Elon Musk or aoc?
- [72:47]
Adam Carolla
Aoc.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Aoc, definitely.
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Adam Carolla
Have you guys heard of a garbage disposal? Christ. I mean that's borderline. I'm not. Here's all I know. I grew up in the poor house. In a house that had no clothes dryer and no washing machine, no dishwasher and no air conditioning and no. I grew up pioneer style. We had a garbage disposal that was put in that house in 1955. That's all we had. But that's what we had. So the fact that in 2019 she doesn't know what a fucking garbage disposal is means. I'll play the game. Stupid or liar. Yeah, she's either lying or stupid. Okay.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Hey. Ford expects to rack up EV losses of 5.5 billion in 2025. Sending shares skidding. The motor company has announced that anticipates losses up to 5.5 billion. And its electric vehicle and software operations for 2025 marrying similar losses from 2024.
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Adam Carolla
These guys are in such a weird position because. And I've had dinner with the guys who run Ford and Farley who runs Ford and stuff. Good dude. Vintage racer. Blah, blah, blah. You know, they'll go like they're fucking. They're fucking breaking our backs. The Green Coalition and the AOC shit and the Biden shit. And it's all. They're fucking destroying our company. But we can't talk shit about them. Cuz we need them to be they need to play nice. They're so. Those guys are. They don't say anything like during the election. They're so fucking happy that that idiot is gone and Trump is there. All these guys. Cuz they're getting killed with all these mandates.
- [74:39]
Jamie Lissow
Yeah. It's too bad they couldn't, we couldn't have just kept Ford like the Mustangs and the. They just go gas and somebody else. It's too bad that they're being forced to go into a direction that they probably never wanted to, probably had no interest in. I don't know, maybe they did.
- [74:52]
Adam Carolla
But no, I mean they make a hell of a diesel dually truck. I have one. They're just getting forced into doing something they don't want to do by the government and it's fucking destroying them. So hopefully that'll change now. But they took a big hit.
- [75:12]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah. The company cites persistent quality issues of potential increased costs due to proposed tariffs on imports from Mexico and Canada as contributing factors to this outlook. Yeah, Pre tax income between 7 billion and 8.5 billion in 2025. A decrease from 10.2 billion in 2024.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, well hopefully they'll overcome and they'll be back. And the thing about electric cars is electric cars are fine. But when we go back and look at this history, when the history books are written, they will have shown that the electric car came out 10 years before the infrastructure to support electric car came out. And that the only one who kind of supported it and did it right was the dumb dude with Tesla and Elon. Because you can have a Tesla and make it from here to Vegas and stop and recharge and Baker or whatever, all the other electric cars don't have the infrastructure to support it. And that's the government. And the government was going to build with the green new deal 7,000 70,000 new jobs. They haven't built any.
- [76:31]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah, that's what they said since they.
- [76:32]
Adam Carolla
Got the money four years ago. So the government and they're good at the decrees, they're just not good at the execution of the decrees. And that's why I like the private industry to work on these problems. And what the government is doing is they're essentially, it's like California. Gavin Newsom's talking about outlawing internal combustion engines by like 2030. He doesn't have the electric infrastructure to not get rolling brownouts when the, when it, during the summer when it gets over 90 degrees and he's telling people to do their laundry at 4 in the morning during like non peak hours. So you can't even support what you have right. Right now. And you're making these decrees.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah. I rented a car the other day from somewhere and they go, they just gave it to me and I drove away. And I didn't realize until I left that it was an electric car. I didn't plan for it and I was going to do a gig that was like 300 miles. I was like driving around a casino and that. I look at the range and I go, I'm not gonna. I was just like, I'll just get gas when I run out. It really struck me that like that is a tough. Like when you need gas, you just go get gas. Takes like five minutes when you need. Even if you have a supercharger it, sometimes it's full, takes 20 to 40 minutes. It's just such a different experience. And as I was running out of energy, I thought to myself, what do you. Even if. What happens if you run out of. Does someone bring you a can of energy? Like, what do you do if you run out on the highway? Because I had trouble. I had an app and I went to one and it was shut down. I had like one or two miles left when I found my energy thing. But like what do you do?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Oh, I think you go to the front of the car and you go like this, you crank it like 1920.
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Jamie Lissow
Model T. I didn't know what to do because I was like, that's an interesting. Like I don't know if someone. A truck comes and brings you ranging anxiety.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah, it was funny. I was behind a car that was wrapped for some ev something solutions or something the other day and I was thinking, do these guys bring you power or do these guys set up chargers at home? And I didn't know what the company did. It was like electric car caddy or something. And I don't know, you can look, Byron, but is there a service like.
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Jamie Lissow
A AAA or something?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
No, there is. I've looked into this. Where they run the power from your house into the equipment for home charging.
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Adam Carolla
Hold on a second, let me handle this. No shit, Sherlock. I'm saying is there a service. Yes, understood. That I've installed three. Is there a service that comes out to stall Jamie on the way to the casino with the van that has the stack of batteries in it and gives you the 20 mile quick zap?
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Jamie Lissow
That's what I want to know that.
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Adam Carolla
That's what I want.
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Jamie Lissow
Now is there a fix a flat for energy?
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Adam Carolla
Yes, they have services. It's kind of cool. There Are gasoline services where they'll come to your house and fill your car up and probably charge you nine bucks a gallon. But hey, if you're a rich guy, you never go to a gas station ever again. Like every Monday that guy just comes to your home like your gardener. Hey, if you're a rich guy for sure. Yes. If your electric vehicle stalls, most roadside assistance services can provide a small charge to get you to a nearby charging station. Though they may not be able to fully charge your car on the spot. Yeah, I don't think they're going to be able to do that. In some cases they might need to tow your vehicle to a charging station. So would AAA come by with their truck and charge you? Because if so, it would be a different truck than a normal tow.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
I would assume it's not a battery cable type deal.
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Adam Carolla
And when you plug that car into 110 into household current and you go inside and you have a five hour meal and you come back out and you have four miles on that thing, I mean that is a trickle of a trickle charger. AAA offers mobile EV charging and charging stations at some branch offices to members at no extra cost. But so they do mobile charging so they can come. I wonder. It's got to be minimum though. It's like, it's not like they're going to give you 50 miles worth. They're going to give you a small amount. But they'll have some sort of app where you could find the closest charger. That's whatever I think they get you.
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Jamie Lissow
To where you could buy a car that runs on gas that brings you.
- [81:21]
Adam Carolla
To a dealership or your place selling used Escalades.
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Jamie Lissow
Correct your mistake.
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Adam Carolla
All right, what else we got there, man?
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Jason Mayhem Miller
We already covered the Kamala Harris interview. Oh, you know, yeah, she. The actual. That 179 stumbling answer was shortened in the final cut to just 20 words. Oh, I thought you might think that that's interesting.
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Adam Carolla
Oh, maybe we have that. You're talking about the one about the Middle east and Israel and Palestine or whatever. Yeah, maybe we can find that clip. But yeah, what they did is they cleaned it up, which is not really why you sit down to let America know who you are.
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Jamie Lissow
Yeah, it's not the show two minutes, it's 60 minutes. It's supposed to be a comprehensive interview.
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Adam Carolla
You wonder if the person doing the interview's kind of miffed that they end up looking like a softballer because they cut out all the tough parts of the question. Kamala Harris is not a bright person and there's also something weird and wrong with her and the whole part where. And also, it's not her fault fault. It's the media's fault. Like somebody should have said, look, let's just put this to rest right now. You said multiple times you worked at McDonald's. Donald Trump says you never worked at McDonald's, and so does everyone on the right. So let's just set the record straight. Tell us which McDonald's, tell us what the location is. Tell us what you did there, and tell us what your manager's name was. Because this guy worked at the Studio City McDonald's in 1979. June, probably June 1980. Got the job there. Manager named Ken. Heavyset, man of color. Sweeping them off of the dining area. Work the griddle. Know the lingo. Burgers up. Wrap, please. Cheese. Count on Max, please. Cheese. Three, please. Thank you. I know the rap.
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Jamie Lissow
That's right.
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Adam Carolla
Cause I worked there. I worked there, and I know where it is. And you can go find it, and it'll be documented, and then you could find some record of me working there and go find Ken. He's probably still alive.
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Jamie Lissow
I worked at Arby's on Westridge Road. Tom Keene was my manager. He was a bodybuilder. I would work the back line. You want a super with extra sauce? I could run the drive through. You can find these people. I was there, West Ridge Road.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
I worked at Subway. My manager name was Jim. I worked at the Cross Creek Mall. I knew how to make a U gouge. I'm a sandwich artist. Would you like salt and pepper, oil and vinegar?
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Adam Carolla
Right. So every fast food place has its own language.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Adam Carolla
And, like, again, they teach you because you can't. I couldn't be making big Macs and go, hey, what's your douche? How many of the cheese with the thing? You know what I mean? I would have to go, cheese. Count on Max, please. And then they would go, cheese, three, please. And I'd go, thank you. And then I'd go, burgers up. Wrap, please. You know, because there's customers and you could be yelling stupid stuff, and so that shit gets burned in, and you know what it is, and you know your manager's name and you know the location and you know what your job was. So some journalist. Some journalist could have said, let's do it. And now. And by the way, I'm not just gonna ask you if you worked at McDonald's, and you're gonna go, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say, where, when, What'd you get an hour. Who was your manager and how can we document this?
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Jamie Lissow
Yep, and as you're like a super at Arby's, 3 ounces of roast beef, lettuce, tomato, and Arby's sauce. Super's up. You're right. Like there's a lingo you can easily. I also think it's strange that Kamala and Biden, when they lie. If you're gonna lie, go for it. The things that they lie about, hey, my uncle was eaten by cannibals. I worked at McDonald's. If we're just making shit up, say he worked at NASA.
- [85:39]
Adam Carolla
I have to lie about not working at McDonald's, especially on dates. What, are you kidding? Poor.
- [85:45]
Jason Mayhem Miller
Well, just so you know, why do.
- [85:47]
Adam Carolla
Your cuticles smell like onions, Adam? Oh, that's a weird, weird line.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
60 Minutes is under scrutiny by the FCC for election interference because of this.
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Adam Carolla
Well, we'll play the clip real fast. Sheriff Wayne is waiting for us on Zoom. But we'll play this clip I believe we have and that we'll play.
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Kamala Harris
The events of the past few weeks have pushed us to the brink, if not into an all out regional war in the Middle East. What can the US do at this point to stop this from spinning out of control?
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Alyssa Milano
Well, let's start with October 7th, because obviously what we do now must be in the context of what has happened. And as I reflect on a year ago and that 1200 people were massacred, young people at a festival, at a music festival, 250 hostages were taken, including Americans. Women were brutally raped. And as I said then, I maintain Israel has a right to defend itself. We would and how it does so matters. And as we fast forward into what we have seen in the ensuing weeks and months, far too many innocent Palestinians have been killed. And we know that, and I think most agree this war has to end. And that has to be our number one imperative. And that has been our number one imperative. How can we get this war to end? Well, critical elements of that are we have got to get a hostage deal and a cease fire deal done. We have to get aid in, we have to lay the path toward a two state solution. I do believe that we must, must maintain that as an objective, no matter how out of reach it seems at the moment. And the work that we have to do is also pay attention to what is happening every day in the region and put US resources into everything we can do diplomatically and otherwise to de escalate what is happening in the region.
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Adam Carolla
That's a long time to do the feigning interest look on your face.
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Jamie Lissow
He was struggling hard at these.
- [88:13]
Adam Carolla
Face, don't fail me now. Come on. Face.
- [88:15]
Jamie Lissow
He was working every muscle in his face.
- [88:18]
Adam Carolla
Eyes, don't roll. Do not roll. Eyes. Come on. Eyes. Stick with me.
- [88:21]
Jamie Lissow
Don't laugh.
- [88:22]
Adam Carolla
Stick with the feign interest. Faye's job. I need this job. Come on. Do not do the role. She's wrapping it up.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Nod now.
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Adam Carolla
That's the one that they cut up. And that was her real answer where she seemed like the word salad dingbat. All right. And then. Well, we have to have an A and a B, right? All right. This is the other one? Yeah, this is the one. This how it came across? Sorry. Volume.
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Kamala Harris
We supply Israel with billions of dollars in military aid, and yet Prime Minister Netanyahu seems to be charting his own course. The Biden Harris administration has pressed him to agree to a ceasefire. He's resisted. You urged him not to go into Lebanon. He went in anyway. He has promised to make Iran pay for the missile attack, and that has the potential of expanding the war. Does the US have no sway over Prime Minister Netanyahu?
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Alyssa Milano
The aid that we have given Israel allowed Israel to defend itself against. Against 200 ballistic missiles that were just meant to attack the Israelis and the people of Israel. And when we think about the threat that Hamas, Hezbollah presents Iran, I think that it is without any question our imperative to do what we can to allow Israel to defend itself against those kinds of attacks. Now, the work that we do diplomatically with the leadership of Israel is an ongoing pursuit around making clear our principles, which include the need for humanitarian aid, the need for this war to end, the need for a deal to be done which would release the hostages and create a ceasefire. And we're not going to stop in terms of putting that pressure on Israel and in the region, including Arab leaders.
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Kamala Harris
But it seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening.
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Alyssa Milano
Well, Bill, the work that we have done.
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Adam Carolla
All right, this isn't the A and the B. This is just too run on whatever. But this was edited up. We were going to do a A and a B, but I guess we didn't have the A or the B, or we had two Bs. Either way, she's a talker, but she doesn't say anything.
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Jamie Lissow
I have an unsubstantiated accusation like I have no way to. But it almost seems like if you. If you say our A to B just. Just without the words that they said, it almost seems like they sped her up 5%. Yeah, in the. In the B that you played. She was talking. It felt like she was talking a little bit. It should be very easy.
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
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Jamie Lissow
Video editing. Be super easy to make it like a tiny bit faster.
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Adam Carolla
She's. Well, whatever it is, whether it's an. An umpire at a baseball game, we just don't want to make the umpire making it easier for the pitcher or the batter. Just balls and strikes. That's what 60 Minutes should be doing. All right, we'll take a break. Sheriff Wayne Ivey. Very interesting, guys. Coming up, Jamie Lizzow has got a podcast, afraid to ask. It's available where you find finer podcasts.
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Jamie Lissow
That's right.
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Adam Carolla
Right. As well. Also, live shows coming up. Oxnard Levity Live. That's this Saturday. Good venue. Second show's got a couple tickets left. Scottsdale Performing Arts center coming up now. First show sold out, but they added a second. And where do we go to find? We go to. For upcoming dates.
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Jamie Lissow
Upcoming dates, you can go to jamielisso.com or I also bought Rob Schneidersfriend.com and Greg Gutfeld's friend.com if you forget my name.
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Adam Carolla
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- [94:55]
Wayne Ivey
It's time to check Adam's voicemail.
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Adam Carolla
Ace, man, I figured out how to get your power line buried in Los Angeles. Come out with a statement that says.
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Byron
Raised PR lines negatively affect the black.
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Adam Carolla
Brown and trans community and we must bury them immediately in order to fight ongoing racism.
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Byron
Get it on, baby.
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Wayne Ivey
You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744.
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Adam Carolla
Sheriff Wayne Ivy is joining us now. Ah, yeah, there it is. Okay. Good to see you. Sheriff. What county are you in in Florida?
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Byron
We're in Brevard County, Florida, on the Space Coast.
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Adam Carolla
And I was watching a very interesting video, the Wheel of Fugitives that you had going. Why don't you explain how that works?
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Byron
Yeah, absolutely. So we came up with the idea it's 10 fuses on a wheel, kind of like Wheel of Fortune, except really it's more like Wheel of Misfortune, if you will. And we spin it and we asked our community to help us find whoever the fugitive of the week is. And it's, it works great. We get great engagement from our community and it's got about an 88% success rate when we do it. So it's been, been a lot of fun. You know, we try and mix a little bit of humor in with the stuff we're doing, but we're serious about getting bad people off our streets.
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Adam Carolla
You know what I always think with the bad people and Sheriff Wayne, by the way, is over three decades of law enforcement experience, graduated from the prestigious FBI National Academy, studied management and supervision from Dayton, sorry, Daytona State College.
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Jamie Lissow
So.
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Adam Carolla
So, just so you know, it seems to the layperson who is me, that is a very small number of people creating a large amount of crime. And it's statistically a small group. So that notion of when we catch them, we almost immediately push them back into society to create more crime doesn't make sense to me.
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Byron
It absolutely does. It makes us sick. We. We go out, our team goes out and they arrest the people, get them off the street, and sometimes before you get through with the paperwork, they put them right back out or they give them a ridiculous or stupid low bond. It's even worse than that. We see people that we arrest while they're out on bond, and then they give them another bond. So, you know, what's the old thing, the insanity of. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again. There you go. That's criminal justice.
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Adam Carolla
Is this stuff starting to wane a little bit? Like, I live in California. Everyone is nuts. Here we have the George Soros elected DAs, and they come and they ruin everything. And then we get tired of it, and then we ask for law and order, and then at some point we get it. But it's only after San Francisco and Los Angeles are ruined do we get this. And I don't know why we need to keep conducting the same experiment. That never works, right?
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Byron
Well, they get it, but they just ignore it. And, you know, I tell everybody we live in the free state of Florida and in Brevard county, if you spit on our sidewalk, we lock your butt up. We don't care. We don't apologize for it. And we don't wait for crime to rise to the level that a community can no longer tolerate. So they get it. They just don't do anything about it. And we see extreme examples of differences between the way we fight crime in Florida and the way they fight crime or say they fight crime in California.
- [98:43]
Adam Carolla
What do you make of a lot of these sanctuary cities saying they're not going to comply with ice? They're not. And to go further, they're actually going to aid and abet some of the illegals that ICE is trying to gather up. Up.
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Byron
Yeah. I say, first of all, get out of the way. Let us do it. We'll take care of your protecting your citizens, which you're not doing. And I say right now is not the time to be doing it. There's a new sheriff in Washington, D.C. and I think people are about to find that out if they play that game this time.
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Adam Carolla
Well, I I would assume most of it is just posturing. Like, you know, it's so funny. All these people are, they're really cowards, but they try to come across as heroes. And you have schoolteachers and they're all making these videos saying, you try to come for my kids, you got to come through me first. And it's like, yeah, well, you just get out of the way. You're a heavyset middle aged woman and we just get out of the way and we'll take the kids or we'll just wait till they go home and we'll get them at the house. They can do nothing. I don't know what the posturing is about. We're gonna have to go through you first. What does that even mean?
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Byron
Well, you know, that's the people that drank a can of Red Bull, Red Bull keyboard courage right before they queued up their video. And they're not gonna do anything. They'll get out of the way quickly. But they would change their tone if all of a sudden their family became victimized by one of these people that, that are here in our country illegally. I guarantee it, if they became an angel family, they would have a different idea about what law and order really needs to do.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah, I know a lot of people have thoughts about law and law enforcement, law enforcement community and so on and so forth, but to me, it's just nuts and bolts. It's pretty old. There's ways to fix it it and work on it. Nips and tucks along the way. When they talk about reimagining policing, that's when we get into trouble.
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Byron
That's exactly right. The old school stuff works. I'll give an example. In Brevard county, we have an actual chain gang. We have inmates that go out on the side of the road and pick up trash. Their ankles are chained together. We're one of only, I think, eight in the country. The recidivism rate on normal people that have not been a part of the chain gang in our county is 44% for male inmates, unless they've been on the chain game and then it's 2%. So, you know, we know it works. We know that being hard on those that violate the law, keeping them locked up, those, those are things that works. But this, this go out and, and hug a thug type idea, just, it doesn't work. And they keep doing it over and over again. And that's where you see crime rise to the level where people are moving out of areas because they no longer.
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Adam Carolla
Feel safe and they also do this sort of apology thing, which is. It's the poverty that causes the crime, which is. I grew up with plenty of poverty and impoverished people. Nobody had any money, but nobody was a criminal. Historically, people have been poor, but they weren't criminals. You don't have to be a criminal just because you're poor.
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Byron
No, not at all. I mean, I'm like you. I didn't grow up in a. In a rich family or a family with a lot of money. And I had a mom and dad that kept us, held us accountable, kept us straight. As I tell everybody, my mom was the sheriff, the judge, and the executioner in our household, and my dad was her backup. They were the ones that were the chief law enforcement officers in our lives. So parents need to get back to holding their kids accountable. They need to let law enforcement officers do their job. And those that stand in the way, they need to find their way to jail, too.
- [102:40]
Adam Carolla
Do you feel like there's a new world order now with Trump and Pam Bondi and Floridian Pam Bondi and guys like Pete Hegseth and guys are just sort of. Tom Holman, especially, like, no nonsense. No more word salad, no more hug the thug. Just, we're getting it done. Brass tacks. Here we go.
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Byron
Yeah. I think you said a lot ago there's just a new attitude in there and no apologies. Nobody's apologizing for doing their jobs now. And they're not making excuses. They're saying those that violate the law are going to jail. Those that shouldn't be in our country are being taken out of our country. And we're going to strengthen our borders and make sure that our citizens are safe. And so I think it's great. I mean, I can tell you, when President Trump was in office before, we had great Support from Washington, D.C. tom Holman, I've had a chance to work with him. Pam Bondi, I worked with her when she was the attorney General here in Florida. And they are no nonsense, they are about putting bad people in jail.
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Adam Carolla
What is some stuff people can do to avoid being victims of crime? For instance, like your home being broken, broken into? I mean, I know there's stuff you can do, but are there things that, like, can prevent it before it happens? Like lighting or signs saying you have an alarm company monitoring or what is effective?
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Byron
Yeah, absolutely. So making your home hard target, that's what's effective. Whether that's. That's having a sign outside that designates you have an alarm, whether that's having proper lighting, whether it's having a sign outside that says, I've got a great big gun in my house. Don't come in here, believe it or not, having dogs that are going to be an alarm for you or be protected. All of those things, the totality of all of them, is what makes your home a hard target. And the same thing applies to outside your person. If you look like you're somebody that's not paying attention, is just kind of haphazardly going through your day, you are increasing your chances of being a victim of crime versus someone that's alert, someone that's aware and is paying attention to what's going on.
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Adam Carolla
Well, you'll be happy to know, Sheriff, that when I had no car insurance and I drove a truck and I didn't have anything to my name except for a Sony Digital dash stereo in my 84 Nissan pickup truck, and I lived in Hollywood, and I knew it was going to get stolen because it was the 80s and everyone stole everyone's car stereo back then. I spray painted my stereo brown, and it never got stolen. And everybody wanted to know why I spray painted my stereo brown and how that would prevent it from being stolen. Even when cops pulled me over and I said, who's gonna sell a brown stereo? And they said, what does that mean? I said, whoever steals car stereos are drug addicts who need a fix and need to sell this immediately. And if I desecrate it by painting it brown, then they can't sell it and they can't get their drugs. And it worked. It never got stolen. And my car. My truck was stolen two times, but I had a fuel cutoff switch on it, and I found it up the street each time.
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Byron
So out here teaching crime prevention, that's what you should be doing. You were thinking outside the box.
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Adam Carolla
Long ago, I had a cop pull me over because after I got my truck stolen for the first time, they pulled the ignition out, and I couldn't start my truck. I didn't have enough money to go to the dealer and get a new ignition. So I started my car with a flathead screwdriver. I just put it in the ignition and turn it with a screwdriver and it would start up. A cop LAPD saw that I was starting my car with a screwdriver and thought I stole the car. So they pulled me over and I explained to him the fuel cutoff switch and the painting of the stereo, and they labeled me a genius and let me go on my way. So, yes, that's right.
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Byron
That was crime prevention. Back before we even thought of things like that. It's amazing the things that you can do. You know, I tell people all the time, you know, if you're not someone that has a dog, go get a big giant dog dish and put it at your front door and write Brutus.
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Adam Carolla
Right?
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Byron
Make them think you have that dog.
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Adam Carolla
Yeah. Get a big set of army boots and set them next to Brutus's bowl that never needs to be refilled. Yeah. I always said to people in one of my books, maybe, I said, you know, they had some people out here have a sticker in front for the fire department that says, there's five cats in this house. I said, don't put that sticker on. You're going to get robbed. Take one and get one of the Dixie Flag or the NRA and put that, put the NRA sticker in the window. Don't put the three cats sticker in the window.
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Byron
Right? You see the stickers all the time. That this house is protected by Smith and Wesson and Glock and everything else. So those are the things that make the criminal go, you know what? I'm gonna go find another target. Not that one. Cause bad things are gonna happen. Same thing applies to our schools, too. We are, we are the only agency in the country that I know of that my deputies walk through the halls with an AR strapped to the front of their. Their vest. My theory is that if they have to run to their car or run to a safe to get their long gun, we're already behind the curve. So we. The same thing applies. We made our schools hard targets. And I want someone to know that if you have evil in your heart and you're coming on our campus to hurt a child, we're going to kill you dead. And we've got the very best school resource deputies out there. But it's the same principle. If you make yourself a hard target or you make your home a hard target, the criminal's gonna go somewhere else.
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Adam Carolla
Well, it's really about percentages. And I don't think people really understand percentages, which is they're not stealing your car stereo or robbing your house, they're just robbing a house to them.
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Byron
That's right.
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Adam Carolla
So it's nothing personal. They're just robbing stuff. And all you have to do is make your car stereo 10% less attractive or your house 10% less attractive for a robber, and they'll just slide over to the next house. It's real simple stuff. It's a percentage game. And it'll be just a little bit easier if they go across the street. So that's what they're going to do. So all you have to do is be a little less attractive than your neighbor's house, essentially.
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Byron
I wonder if that works with your spouse, too. I wonder if that keeps somebody from taking your spouse as well.
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Adam Carolla
I'm going to try that one out. Yeah, it is. I don't think people really break it down, like, statistically, even, which is. Is you can leave your backpack on your passenger seat or your car and someone's gonna break your window. Or you can throw it in the trunk and they'll just go to the next car where they see someone left their backpack on the seat. And that's pretty much how criminals work. Unless they're master jewel thieves and you own the Hope Diamond. That's a different situation.
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Byron
We see the same thing with burglaries to cars. So, you know, I can, I can go to the shopping center or to the store and try door locks, and all of them are locked. You walk through the neighborhood and people leave their cars unlocked in their front yard because they live in a safe neighborhood. Well, we see groups, organizations that will actually come through the neighborhoods and just walk through, trying to unlock cars. They're stealing everything out of it. Whether that's electronics, medication that's left in the car, checkbooks, even the garage door opener, they'll take it. And then they go right into the house. But if that car's locked and we see it on the security cameras all the time, whether it's ring or blink, whatever it is, if the car's locked, they walk right next door to the neighbor's house and try their car. So the smallest of things, the totality of all of them is what makes you that hard target. You're right. Criminals, whether they're violent or thieves or whatever they are, they're opportunists. They're looking for that easy score.
- [111:38]
Adam Carolla
And they're weirdly pragmatic. When you think about cartels. They deal pot and then at some point they decriminalize pot. And then they start doing hue human trafficking or they start selling fentanyl or whatever it is. They're very adaptable and they're pragmatic by nature. Like, they have to be sort of fluid. And so they're always going to take the lowest hanging fruit. So just don't be that.
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Byron
Yeah, yeah. They adjust to whatever's on the market that day. And they are. They're simple. They're going to do the easiest thing they can do. They're going to make money, a quick school, and they're out the door. So if you make yourself that hard target, you know, I'm, I'm fully in support here in Brevard in the state of Florida for open carry. We have permitless carry, but I'm for open carry and I look at it from the aspect of if everybody knows it's a level playing field, that'll, that'll stop the robberies, that'll stop the people from doing things. And we see that in areas where they already have open carry. In fact, there's only five states in the country that don't have some form of open carry. And you see that crime rate adjust because now those that are thinking about ripping somebody off, they have to think again because they know that person's armed and they can see it.
- [112:58]
Adam Carolla
It's a bizarre time we're living in. I just heard a story yesterday, I'll paraphrase, but in France, they had a big massacre inside a music venue semi recently. And inside that music venue were several. Amongst the thousands of people that were watching the show were several off duty French policemen. But France made an ordinance that off duty policemen can't carry their sidearms when they're off duty. So now you got a guy carrying out a massacre. You would have several trained law enforcement guys in plain clothes who had a weapon, except for they said you can't bring a weapon anymore when you're off duty and thus the body count goes up. I'm not sure why people can't understand these concepts.
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Byron
Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, like in our agency, you're mandated to always have your gun with you whether you're off duty or not. We want our deputies to be able to respond instantly whether they're at the movie theater or they're on duty. We want them to be able to intercede any type of incident that's taking place. Look, you and I come at things from common sense and logic. The people that are saying, you know, get rid of all the guns, people are saying this don't understand what it really takes to protect a society. It is hard work. It is scary stuff. But at the end of it, our deputies, our law enforcement officers have a job out there to protect and that's what they need to be unhandcuffed and allowed to do. I'm telling you, I'm here in Florida and specifically in Brevard County. I tell our deputies, come to work and have fun. Put bad people in jail and do it more professionally than anybody else. I want them to put bad people in jail. That's what our citizens need. That's what makes people want to move here. Our crime rate's down 52%. Our population's up, I think, almost 18%, but our crime rate's down 52% because we don't. We're tough on crime, and we're even tougher on criminals. When they get out to our jail, they're going to eat the worst food that I'm allowed to serve them, and they are going to not have tv. They're going to pay the price for being in that jail.
- [115:24]
Adam Carolla
Do you guys find that you're having officers come over from other places? Portland and Seattle and Los Angeles, San Francisco, these blue cities with these progressive DAs and progressive city councils that are, as you say, putting the handcuffs, cuffs on these guys. And they want to go to a place where they can actually carry out their training and do their job.
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Byron
Absolutely. We get recruits from all over the country coming to our sheriff's office. You know, we have a pretty good Facebook presence. Brevard County Sheriff's Official is our Facebook page, and we have a good presence. So a lot of law enforcement officers from other areas see how much our community loves us. That's the number one thing the community in Brevard county loves its law enforcement officers. In fact, I tell everybody they love us, trust us and protect us just as much as we love, trust and protect them. The second thing is they see that they have a sheriff that expects them to put bad people in jail, expects them to go after them and chase them or do whatever we got to do to lock them up. And then they want to come to a place where they can get the cases prosecuted. They want to come to a place where once they do their job, they see the end of it. And so we're getting them from New York, from, like you said, Seattle, everywhere else that come join our agency and want to be a part of something on the positive?
- [116:47]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I mean, I just. I could imagine the frustration level of being a New York police officer and going through all the trials and the tribulations and the danger of arresting guys just to see them out on. On the street. And then you hear about this guy, he's been arrested 34 times and all this stuff. And that would just be the most demoralizing experience ever. Professionally.
- [117:19]
Byron
It is. And you said something at the very beginning about the DA's out in California, when people are looking at who they're putting in office. One of the most important, important places they need to start thinking about is when they're electing the state attorney or the district attorney. And that's why Soros focuses so much on those positions, because he wants to be able to weaken the criminal justice system. Between the state attorney and the judges, the sheriff can arrest people all day long. And unless you got a state attorney or a judge that's willing to lock them up and put them away, it's all for nothing. So they really need to look at those positions because. Because that's what can continue to hurt us.
- [118:00]
Adam Carolla
When you do the Wheel of Fugitives, were you getting some opposition initially? Were there folks that said this was in poor taste or you're turning this into a mockery? Were there folks that took issue with it?
- [118:20]
Byron
Yeah, you're always gonna have people that are not gonna like what you're doing. And we got just those things you said, know, turning it into a game show or whatever. And my response to them was, crime fighting is about engaging your community. And I always respond to those that say something negative by saying, but yet here you are, still looking at our Facebook page and seeing who's wanted. So overwhelmingly, though, the citizens love it. I mean, we have T shirts and bumper stickers that say, my child's never been on Wheel of Fugitive. We have. We have another show we do called Fishing for Fugitives, where I go out, I got a fishing pole with handcuffs on it, and I show all the beautiful spots in Brevard county where you can go fishing, and I fish for fugitives. And when we get it, it's our catch of the day. So, you know, we try and mix in a little bit of humor into a very serious subject. But our citizens also know when it's time to be ultra serious. We are that as well. But, yeah, we get a little pushback on it. And again, we don't apologize. I tell people, if you don't like what we do on our Facebook page, maybe you should go watch the View or something that might be more to your liking. So they usually go away right after that.
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Adam Carolla
Well, let me give a plug to you. The website is brevardsherriff.com if that's correct. I think it is. And that's where we can see Fishing for Fugitives and Wheel of Fugitive as well. Right.
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Byron
You can see it on there. It's also, as I said, our Facebook page is Brevard County Sheriff's Office official, and you can follow it. We do. We got another show called Cooking up justice, where we go into our Local restaurants, and they show me how to make their favorite dish. And while that's going in the oven, we cook up a little Brevard county justice by showing them a fugitive we want. We have a little bit of fun here.
- [120:11]
Adam Carolla
Yeah, listen, I'm all about it. And these things are effective and it's. It's not rocket science. It's pretty basic stuff. It's sad to me that so many people drifted away from what we knew worked and what always worked and what will work as well. And we have to reconstruct everything. People die in the process, and there's so much destruction and sort of meaningless heartache and destruction. And while we go back to what we know works and what we already did, it's sad, but I guess that's the process we're gonna have to go through. And certainly I'm in la, so that's what we're going through right now.
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Byron
Yeah, you know, we watch Adam. We had a fugitive that we found out was at a sober house out in la, a place called Graceland Ranch. And we contacted law enforcement out there and asked them to go pick up this fugitive. He was wanted for trafficking and fentanyl, resistant arrest, all sorts of stuff. And literally the Graceland Ranch, we saw him on TikTok, and the law enforcement out there went to Graceland Ranch and said, hey, we're not going to come in and get him. We don't want to get anybody mad, but if he wants to turn himself in, he can. And so they refused to go arrest a wanted fugitive for trafficking and fentanyl. So we got the US Marshals to go get him and snapped his butt up. But just goes to show you the difference between people that are really doing law enforcement and trying to keep citizens safe and people that have guns and badges and claim to be law enforcement officers.
- [121:51]
Adam Carolla
It's sad, but it'll be turned around. And it is turning around, especially with the help of people like you. Sheriff Wayne, thank you so much for joining me. I hope you can check in from time to time with many of your new endeavors.
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Byron
I'd love it. I enjoy it. I follow you all the time and appreciate you having me on.
- [122:10]
Adam Carolla
Sheriff Wayne Ivey. Thank you very much. Sherwin. Thanks for your service. All right, I'm gonna be in Torrance at the end doing stand up there. That'll be Saturday. Fun place. Rock Em Sock Em, two shows, six and eight o'clock. Always a good time over there. Then I'll be in San Luis Obispo at the Fremont Theater doing stand up February 28th and put that on hold here. Man that work. Monterey at the Golden State Theater doing stand up March 1st and then Napa at the Uptown Theater. That'll be March 2nd. Jamie Lizzow has got the podcast Afraid to ask. Wherever you find, find our podcast live shows everywhere as well. And until next time, is Adam Carolla for Sheriff Wayne, Jamie Lazzo and Mayhem saying my house. Holla. Pluto TV is the place for movie fans like me and TV fans like me. They've got something for everyone and it's totally free. You can binge laugh out loud sitcoms like Frasier and rewatch cult classics like Higher Learning. Whether you're in the mood to solve a little crime before bedtime with NCIS or Tracker or curl up with a surefire hit like Forrest Gump. Run Forrest. Pluto TV has thousands of movies and shows, all for free. Pluto TV stream now pay never.