‘Entitled Housewife’ Becky Robinson Talks Living with Tim Dillon & Going Viral + AOC & Riley Gaines Beef Gets Heated

Summary

The Adam Carolla Show

Guest: Becky Robinson ("Entitled Housewife")

Date: October 30, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Adam Carolla welcomes comedian Becky Robinson—creator of the viral “Entitled Housewife” character—for a hilarious and candid conversation about Becky's career, her wild journey through the pandemic, living with Tim Dillon, and the explosion of her characters online. The episode also dives into cultural commentary about nail salons and real-time translation tech, family origins, and the challenges (and perks) of going viral. Later, Adam and co-host Jason “Mayhem” Miller tackle trending news, including the Riley Gaines vs. AOC social media feud, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's World Series woes, and Don Lemon’s zinger about Megyn Kelly.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Shit-Talking Power Rankings & Real-Time Translation (03:05 – 13:00)

• Who are the best trash talkers?

  • Adam and Becky riff on which groups are best at "talking shit," jokingly ranking gay men, people from Boston, Black people, and others, with playful banter about cultural differences.
  • Adam suggests, "Gay guys are pretty much black belts at talking shit.” (03:34)
  • Becky: “If you're gay and you're from the Boston area, it's over for you.” (04:00)

• Tech in Nail Salons: AirPods & Translation

  • Discussion about new AirPods that can provide real-time translation and how this might change the classic "secret language" at nail salons.
  • Becky wonders what her “close” nail tech really thinks: "I'm curious if she actually maybe hates me deep down." (07:41)
  • Adam jokes about lawsuits if clients start learning what’s really being said, suggesting: "With the advent of these new AirPods...you're gonna get busted." (07:02)

2. Becky’s Pandemic Origin Story, Living with Tim Dillon, and Viral Fame (13:00 – 26:00)

• Early Stand-up & Character Work

  • Becky describes starting out in San Diego and having more success when leaning into character-based comedy.
  • “Every time I leaned into character stuff, it seemed like good things would happen.” (13:31)

• Living with Tim Dillon During the Pandemic

  • Becky and Tim Dillon were roommates in West Hollywood as the pandemic started—leading to a tense, funny, and excessive period: “I'd say I couldn't. Okay, run it back. I wouldn't say he's on all the time, but he's just like, was funny all the time.” (16:37)
  • On Dillon’s habits: “Not the cleanliest. No surprise there...A lot of old Craig’s leftovers.” (17:26)
  • On her own coping mechanisms—“I started doing something called the morning merlot…teeth were brown by noon.” (15:31)

• Crash-Landing in Portland & Family Dynamics

  • Becky describes leaving LA to help her ER nurse sister, then spiraling emotionally.
  • She moves back to her parents’ home in suburban Oregon, which sets the stage for her Entitled Housewife character.
  • “[My parents] were like, this is the best time of our f***ing lives.” (19:51)

• The Birth of the “Entitled Housewife”

  • Out of pandemic boredom (and a manic creative burst), Becky dresses up in her parents’ clothes and improvises for hours, filming what became the original viral Entitled Housewife video.
  • “It was the first time I laughed in probably months.” (20:24)
  • Putting it online, she received celebrity attention: “Chris Pratt DMed me and was like, if you’re making a movie with this character, I have to play the husband.” (20:51)
  • Family reaction: “It’s a little close to home Beck’s…and they didn’t like it because I used my dad’s real country club name in it.” (21:19)

Notable Quote

Adam: “As a woman, you’re still a woman first and a comedian second.” (12:58)
Becky: "I was nervous to put it up, but then I took an edible and had a glass of Sovy B. And I was like, whatever." (20:34)

3. Playing the “Entitled Housewife” Clip (29:07 – 32:18)

• A live listen to the original viral video, with Becky in full character.
  • Lines like: “I did not just wrap up six months of Peloton two-a-days…so I can spend the next six months homeschooling Dashiell and Maccabee about history!” (29:43)
• Adam notes the character “has to strike a chord…people have to kinda go, ‘Oh yeah, I know that.’” (31:55)
• Becky reflects on her family’s tendency to “go from 0 to 100, smoke coming out of the ears,” which inspired her portrayal. (22:02)

4. Family, Upbringing, and Sibling Contrast (32:26 – 36:28)

• Becky recounts her Oregon childhood, dad’s hose/fittings business, mom as dental hygienist, pragmatic nurse sister, and hydraulic-marketing brother.
• “You already got your back against the wall there with your folks, big time.” (34:09)
• Becky: “Now they’re so proud. And my dad’s gotten a lot of golf perks out of it.” (34:17)

Notable Moment

Becky references a childhood video where she prophesied her own path: “I lay out my whole life plan and I say…Then I’m gonna be a comedian and an actress…then when I get very old and bored of that, like 30, I’m gonna do hair and have a farm.” (34:50)

5. Roommate Tales (45:00 – 53:26)

• The goods and bads of living with 15–20 roommates over years, from bonding over late-night barbecues to nightmare housemates and unexpected guests.
• Becky recalls “Chrissy”—a college roommate famous for Outback Steakhouse binges and drunken misadventures: “She came home head to toe, covered in mud in a G String and, like, fell into the pool. She had locked herself out of her own room, so she kicked down her own door.” (47:10)
• Adam shares his own wild roommate and party stories from the swinging, pre-AIDS, pre-consequence days of LA. “Best time in this country’s history: pre-AIDS, mid-coke...” (53:59)

6. Golf, Live Shows, and “Entitled Classic” (54:15 – 55:36)

• Becky plugs her upcoming Entitled Classic golf tournament, featuring 100+ women and 36 male Chippendale strippers as drink cart drivers: “I want to please them.” (54:54)
• Becky’s tour dates and website: entitledhousewife.com

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Notable News Segment Highlights

(with Jason “Mayhem” Miller and Adam)

Riley Gaines vs. AOC Twitter Feud (66:00 – 67:44)

• Riley Gaines slams AOC and Bernie Sanders for “destroying” the country.
• AOC fires back: “Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster, you wouldn’t have come in fifth.”
• Adam’s take: “Women want rights until it's women who want the right to compete and undress free from less than mediocre men.” (66:42)
• Riley on Fox: “I want to honestly challenge AOC to a debate…She can defend socialism, I will defend capitalism…any of the radical, insane Democratic policies and platform that they stand for. I will debate the opposite.” (67:12)

Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Booed at the World Series (approx. 68:00)

• The panel delights in reports that the couple were booed during the game.
• Adam: “Here’s what we don’t like…rich people, privileged people complaining…from Oprah’s house and then everyone turns on her. It’s really her that we don’t like. I don’t think it’s him.”
• On Meghan’s shifting identity: “She probably looks more Anglo than J. Lo does. But you’re trying to play the race card and the woman card and the woe is me card when you’re fucking rich and nobody feels sorry for you.” (Around 70:00)

Don Lemon Says Megyn Kelly "Looks Trans" (71:25+)

• Discussion about Don Lemon’s comments that Megyn Kelly “looks trans” and slang “chopped” (i.e., not hot).
• Adam notes: “Don Lemon sounds like a dope but he’s not bothered by it. … also a gift.”
• Adam challenges: “Let’s just go to the supermarket … produce a woman who’s hotter than Megyn Kelly. If you can’t, then shut the fuck up.” (approx. 73:00)

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “I started doing something called the morning merlot…teeth were brown by noon.” —Becky Robinson (15:31)
• “With the advent of these new AirPods...you’re gonna get busted.” —Adam Carolla (07:02)
• “Chris Pratt DMed me and was like, if you’re making a movie with this character, I have to play the husband.” —Becky (20:51)
• "It’s a little close to home Beck’s…and they didn’t like it because I used my dad’s real country club name in it." —Becky (21:19)
• “Pre AIDS, mid Coke. Everyone did coke. Wasn’t bad for you. AIDS didn’t exist. People had fucking fun.” —Adam (53:59)
• “I want to honestly challenge AOC to a debate… She can defend socialism. I will defend capitalism.” —Riley Gaines (67:12)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:05 – Becky enters, shit-talker power rankings, AirPods translation at nail salons
• 13:31 – Becky’s standup beginnings, character work, pandemic pivot
• 16:37 – Life with Tim Dillon in West Hollywood
• 19:51 – Family pandemic stories, moving home to Oregon
• 20:24 – Creation of Entitled Housewife character
• 29:07 – First Entitled Housewife viral video replay & breakdown
• 34:50 – Childhood dreams and self-fulfilling prophecies
• 45:00 – Roommate horror/comedy stories
• 54:15 – Becky plugs Entitled Classic golf tournament and tour dates
• 66:00 – Riley Gaines vs. AOC Twitter clash, Adam’s analysis
• 68:00 – Meghan Markle & Prince Harry booed at the World Series convo
• 71:25 – Don Lemon “looks trans” jab at Megyn Kelly

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Tone & Style Highlights

• Candid, rapid-fire comedic banter, with both Adam and Becky riffing on everything from social commentary to personal mishaps.
• Consistently irreverent tone, mixing insightful cultural critique with self-deprecating humor and behind-the-scenes showbiz stories.
• Segues from personal narrative to broader commentary on technology, politics, and society.

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed the Show

This episode offers an unvarnished look at internet comedy stardom via Becky Robinson’s trajectory, plenty of relatable tales from pandemic life and roommate hell, a detailed family and career origin story, and Adam’s trademark rants on cultural absurdities. The news segment rounds out the show with spicy takes on current political and celebrity stories, hitting all the notes that make the Adam Carolla Show a fan favorite.

Transcript

[Adam Carolla]

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[Becky Robinson]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Becky Robinson]

Good to meet you. How are we?

[Adam Carolla]

I'm hurried this morning, but I'm here.

[Becky Robinson]

Buzzing all over town?

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Busy running around.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I had.

[Becky Robinson]

I did Jeff Lewis this morning, and I bit into a bagel and I had a temporary crown completely cracked off. It's currently in my pocket.

[Adam Carolla]

Really? Jeff Lewis, realtor guy?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I love that guy.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, he's funny. He talks a lot of shit.

[Adam Carolla]

He does.

[Becky Robinson]

Which I like.

[Adam Carolla]

Gay guys are pretty much black belts at talking shit.

[Becky Robinson]

They are. Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Wouldn't you say? For sure. Like, let's see if we can do a power ranking of shit talkers.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

Who's at the top?

[Adam Carolla]

Well, let's mix it up.

[Becky Robinson]

Okay.

[Adam Carolla]

Guys from Boston are, like, almost number one. Shit talker.

[Becky Robinson]

For sure. Almost number one. I think the accent also adds a lot.

[Adam Carolla]

If you're gay and you're from the Boston area, it's over for you. It's over. You're done. You're not gonna compete.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Go home.

[Adam Carolla]

I think blacks are good shit talkers.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Mexican's not as good at this shit talking. I'm trying to break it down. Women, maybe female.

[Becky Robinson]

They're good, but they do it. Maybe behind closed doors.

[Adam Carolla]

Are lesbians as good a shit talkers as gays?

[Becky Robinson]

Perhaps a little fiercer? I don't know about as gay?

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. I don't think they're skilled, but I.

[Becky Robinson]

Think they'll go for the jugular. You know, they'll say what actually, like, really hurts.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, yeah. They cut deeper.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Cause they have some intro.

[Adam Carolla]

They're not as eloquent. All right, so I got gays, folks from Boston, black Jews. But I feel like they're looking over their shoulder too much. But in the right circumstance, good shit talkers. Asian.

[Becky Robinson]

I don't know about that. I've heard the new AirPods can translate in real time. And I'm curious, you know, rolling into the nail salon, how much shit is actually being done?

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, that's a good. That's a good point.

[Becky Robinson]

There's a lot of smiling going on. But what are we saying?

[Adam Carolla]

What are they really saying?

[Becky Robinson]

They're talking a lot.

[Adam Carolla]

White bitch. Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Dumb bitch. Corn's on her toes.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, Is that a thing? So they have new AirPods that'll translate.

[Becky Robinson]

That's what I heard.

[Adam Carolla]

Because the nail business in the greater Los Angeles area and many other parts of the country, it's gonna take a hit.

[Becky Robinson]

Definitely.

[Adam Carolla]

There's gonna be lawsuits. You know what they're gonna have to do with those nail salon women? First off, it's unclear what language they speak. It's not Japanese. It's something.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

So I don't know how deep those ear pods go in terms of how much Cantonese from what village.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

You know what I mean?

[Becky Robinson]

You have to select the language in order for it to translate.

[Adam Carolla]

Or maybe there's just a nail salon setting.

[Becky Robinson]

There's gotta be.

[Adam Carolla]

If they're smart, they just have nail salon. SoCal nail salon, but SoCal. I've been to a few of those.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And I can tell you there has to be tons of shit talking. And what I'm saying is, with the advent of these new AirPods that do the transition or do the foreign translation, there's gonna have to be a seminar for the nail salon women, like they do with the rookies entering the NFL, where the guy shows up and goes, look, you got a target on your back.

[Becky Robinson]

We've got a situation here.

[Adam Carolla]

Chick's gonna try to get pregnant, they're gonna try to take your money. You're gonna have uncles coming out of the woodwork wanting you to invest in a froyo thing. It's don't do it. You know what I mean? Like, they're gonna have to show up and go, look, I know you, bitch, have been talking shit about white chicks for 25 years. It ends today, it ends now. There is a technology and you will get busted.

[Becky Robinson]

They are also. I feel like whenever I go to the nail salon, a lot of AirPods are in live.

[Adam Carolla]

Sorry. Apple introduced live translation to AirPods Pro 3, AirPods Pro 2 and Pro 4, allowing them to translate in person conversations in real time.

[Becky Robinson]

I've got an appointment today at the salon.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Becky Robinson]

My gal, Tina. Yeah. And we're close. We've golfed together.

[Adam Carolla]

You thought you were close.

[Becky Robinson]

And yeah. I'm curious if she actually maybe hates me deep down.

[Adam Carolla]

Uh huh.

[Becky Robinson]

Almost.

[Adam Carolla]

I don't know, is anything sacred anymore? Because the advantage to a second language is speaking openly in front of someone who doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Becky Robinson]

It's the whole point.

[Adam Carolla]

It's really the whole point. It's all there is.

[Becky Robinson]

It's all we have.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. And I remember being sort of enamored with it. My grandfather, not my biological grandfather, but my grandfather spoke Hungarian, he was from Hungary. And his sister, his nephew, spoke Hungarian too. And I could remember around Christmas time when I was like eight, they would speak openly in front of us about the gift or what they got us or whatever it is. And they were sitting there at the table and they knew it and it was kind of fun. Like, oh, you are talking openly about what the Christmas gift is. Or where you hid it or how much you spent on it or what a surprise it's gonna be while we're sitting here. But we can't understand a fucking word you're saying. And you know, it's.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And that's kind of your prerogative.

[Becky Robinson]

It's almost like you have an invisibility cloak.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

For the Harry Potter heads out there.

[Adam Carolla]

And it's really like saying, yeah, here's the perk of a second language. But now that's all gone. Because of apple.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

So you're gonna get in there. I don't know. I don't know what they're gonna call you, but they're gonna talk shit.

[Becky Robinson]

It'll be interesting to see. I mean, probably. Yeah. Obnoxious, Ugly.

[Adam Carolla]

Keep going.

[Becky Robinson]

Fat.

[Adam Carolla]

No, I mean, that's outrageous. That's outrageous. That's outrageous. There's gonna be lawsuits.

[Becky Robinson]

I brought my dog in last time, so maybe they'll be like. But you know what? I also. I went on a fishing trip to Alaska this summer, and I just brought them a bunch of fresh halibut and salmon. So if they're talking shit, I'm gonna have some things to say.

[Adam Carolla]

You brought the nail salon ladies.

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Cause it'd be like, fat bitch with her fake fish and her stupid dog. I wish she'd made chum out of that fucking dog and pulled up some halibut. But that shit. Fucking thing with the dander. I don't even know if they have that golden doodle. They probably don't have the word dander where they're from. That's our word. That's too big a word for them.

[Becky Robinson]

That's a Caucasian head problem.

[Adam Carolla]

That's a cauc. That's a first world problem. Dander. They probably. I bet if you say to them, you have a. We like, we got hair and we got dog. We don't got dander. That's. That's.

[Becky Robinson]

There's a couple slang terms that aren't going to make it.

[Adam Carolla]

It's too highfalutin. Yeah. Yeah. You may feel like your earbud just starts buzzing like tilt. Like. I don't know if that is explodes. They're gonna have their own vernacular sort of shit talker that they call blondes or something that the computer's not gonna understand.

[Becky Robinson]

No.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

So you're going in for the hair. Sorry. Going in for the nail.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

You do the foot and the hand.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

It's always both. Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Depends how disheveled one's gotten. I'M a little back and forth. Cause sometimes they want to shave off all the calluses, you know, with the parmesan shredder.

[Adam Carolla]

You heard those? Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

That's what I. Over the summer, I'm like, don't touch them. And they're like, really? They're so, you know, gruesome. And I'm like, I need my outdoor feet.

[Adam Carolla]

Gruesome. You need your flip flop golfing feet.

[Becky Robinson]

Right, Exactly.

[Adam Carolla]

You're walking.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Walking on rocks, wading into water.

[Adam Carolla]

I'm trying to think if I want those ear pods or not. Those buds that translate. I don't like. I think ignorance is bliss.

[Becky Robinson]

I do too. I definitely wouldn't want them all the time.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

But maybe if there's a hot guy I'm speaking with, there's a big language barrier. Turn them on. That's also kind of fun.

[Adam Carolla]

There's no guys at the salon, though. I've never seen that.

[Becky Robinson]

Usually if they're there, they're the owner.

[Adam Carolla]

Ah, interesting. Mm. So we'll get the cuticle push, we'll get the petty, we'll get the mani.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I feel. I feel a little bit weird to have these poor Asian women work on my feet. I feel like there's a class issue. I'm not comfortable with it.

[Becky Robinson]

But how many. Do you go often?

[Adam Carolla]

No, I'm always happy I did. When I do.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. I don't enjoy it.

[Adam Carolla]

You don't?

[Becky Robinson]

No.

[Adam Carolla]

Tickle it.

[Becky Robinson]

Any general, like, upkeep on this, you know, hair, electrolysis. But then you're like, yeah, I needed it.

[Adam Carolla]

But as a woman, it just sort of baked in. Right.

[Becky Robinson]

You got them.

[Adam Carolla]

You gotta.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Especially when you're a celebrity.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, yeah. You're being recognized.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

People want. And they expect.

[Becky Robinson]

They expect a nice nail with a good buff.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. But even as a comedian. Because male comedians, you know, they can just be party lang or whatever.

[Becky Robinson]

Food all over them.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. That doesn't matter.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

As a woman, you're still. You're a woman first and a comedian second.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

By the way, the special, I should tell people it's available now. And you can go to the website. Go to Becky RobinsonTheGreat.com There she is. To check the special out. And you were working as a standup comedian, but things really sort of caught on for you. Like, really, really caught fire. Like during the. During COVID Right?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, that's right.

[Adam Carolla]

How did that play itself out?

[Becky Robinson]

It was. So I started doing stand up when I was 21 in San Diego at the La Jolla Comedy Star. Well, right before I was 21. Cause I had to wait in the alley to go on. And then, yeah, I was just doing standup. But every time I leaned into character stuff, it seemed like good things would happen, like, just for laughs. In Montreal, I auditioned for stand up a couple times, and then I went to characters and got it. And anytime I had wigs, it just seemed like, I don't know, it was hitting harder, and maybe I could be more honest that way. But pandemic hit, and my sister was like, you should come home. You know, mom and dad are high risk, and why not? You're not doing anything else. So I was actually. Tim Dillon was living with me at the time.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Becky Robinson]

In West Hollywood? Yeah. Right down the street from the Comedy store.

[Adam Carolla]

So talking five years ago, or this was 2018. Oh, well, this pre. Covid.

[Becky Robinson]

Pre Covid. It was like we were together living in the same place when it was, like, hitting. And we were like, do we cancel shows? What do we do?

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, but the part where your sister said, you should come home, that was during COVID Right.

[Becky Robinson]

It was like, at the very beginning, I'd say Q1. Covid.

[Adam Carolla]

Okay. And you're living with Tim? Yes. As roommates.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yes.

[Adam Carolla]

But not as lovers?

[Becky Robinson]

Sometimes.

[Adam Carolla]

Sometimes.

[Becky Robinson]

Depends.

[Adam Carolla]

Could you go? I mean, you both have some flexibility there. I mean, is.

[Becky Robinson]

I don't know if Tim has flexibility there.

[Adam Carolla]

He's just gay.

[Becky Robinson]

I think so.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. But you have a little sexual flexibility, right?

[Becky Robinson]

I got flexible during the pandemic, yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, interesting.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. I dated a woman for three years, but then I did a hard gear shift. Back to men. But, yeah, pandemic hit. I packed up all my wigs just in case a menti B was en route, went up to Portland, and I was helping my sister because she's an ER nurse for a while, and. And then I just kind of like. I don't know. I was. I was drinking a ton. I mean, a lot of people were, but I started doing something called the morning merlot.

[Adam Carolla]

How's that schedule work?

[Becky Robinson]

Not safe. You know, teeth were brown by noon.

[Adam Carolla]

Glass of wine in the morning.

[Becky Robinson]

I was probably drinking it straight out of the bottle.

[Adam Carolla]

No.

[Becky Robinson]

Probably.

[Adam Carolla]

And the thing about drinking is it's pretty easy to do once you start.

[Becky Robinson]

I'd say so.

[Adam Carolla]

And if you don't have any reason not to, it sort of seems like you'd be a fool to be sober.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Especially during COVID Yeah. But then, like, stuff like airports and long flights and delays. Delays.

[Becky Robinson]

Like, I'm stuck in Ethereum.

[Adam Carolla]

Right, right.

[Becky Robinson]

So I think I also, like, I saw her leaving every morning at 5am with so much purpose, like she's saving lives. And I'm like, you're doing jack shit. I've got no purpose.

[Adam Carolla]

Quite a chasm in sisters between stand up comedian and nurse.

[Becky Robinson]

We both try to help people.

[Adam Carolla]

In terms of necessary functions in our society, so. But what was it like living with Tim Dillon? I don't know him. Well, I know him a bit.

[Becky Robinson]

It was constant. I mean, I would say I couldn't. Okay, run it back. I wouldn't say he's on all the time, but he's just like, was funny all the time. The second he came out of the hibernation of his bedroom, he had a little pair of my red cloth shorts that he adopted and he wore those for months. I don't know why. I think maybe they made him feel sexual and it was just nice having him. I don't know. He kept calling my sister being like, what's going on with this? We gonna have to cancel shows. Like, what's this looking like, Sarah as a nurse?

[Adam Carolla]

Like, give us 411.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. What's this gonna do for my income? And yeah, very good to eat with Tim.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

You know I like to over order and so does he, I think.

[Adam Carolla]

So I could see him being good to eat with.

[Becky Robinson]

Not the cleanliest. No surprise there. No, no, A lot, a lot of debris left in the place. A lot of old Craig's leftovers.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

You know, but it was. He made me laugh non stop. So that was great. But I got out of there. I got out of there.

[Adam Carolla]

You went to your folks place?

[Becky Robinson]

Held my sister for a while and then kind of spiraled down into a deep dark depression. And I just got my first like lead role voicing a gender neutral rainbow cloud on Nickelodeon. And the whole purpose of the character was to be like the rainbow after the storm.

[Adam Carolla]

I was wondering who beat me out for that role.

[Becky Robinson]

I know you were up for it. You didn't sound enough like a.

[Adam Carolla]

You were so close. Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

But anyway, I'm too male heavy. I'm more fall on the gender nooch in terms of vocals.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, I could buy that. I'm closing my eyes now. She is a rainbow clown. Hey guys.

[Becky Robinson]

How's everybody feeling? The character was always like, I'm so excited.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. And I kept going, I'm a gay cumulus cloud. And they were like, yeah, okay, we got it.

[Becky Robinson]

They were like, it's pg, it's for the kids. Could you not. So I Started voicing that. And, like, you know, that brought some joy. But I was, like, so sad also, just not having not being able to do stand up for so long. And my sister was like, I have, like, real patience to take care of. Like, I can't take care of you, too. Cause I was, like, really spiraling. So she was like, go over to mom and Dad's. So then I go over to the cul de sac that I grew up in in Tigard, Oregon, and my parents.

[Adam Carolla]

Now, where is that? How far from.

[Becky Robinson]

It's like 20 minutes outside of Portland. It's right next to Beaverton, which people know.

[Adam Carolla]

Like, neighborhood sounds nice.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Good forests.

[Adam Carolla]

What'd your folks do or what do they do?

[Becky Robinson]

A lot of California Pizza kitchen. My dad sold hose.

[Adam Carolla]

Hose? The kind that squirt turned out hose. Like Snoop Dogg hose.

[Becky Robinson]

And fittings.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, fittings and hoses.

[Becky Robinson]

He did, like, industrial distribution of hose.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, I could probably talk to him a while.

[Becky Robinson]

I bet you could.

[Adam Carolla]

I liked that. Cause I do like hose. Like hydraulic hoses.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And different fittings. Huh?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. I could talk to him about that.

[Becky Robinson]

I never wanted to get into it with him because, you know, just start talking about the sizes of the fittings and the nuts and all that stuff.

[Adam Carolla]

But your dad made an okay living.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And your mom.

[Becky Robinson]

My mom was a dental hygienist. And then after I was the third kid, she stopped working, so.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. And you're on a cul de sac.

[Becky Robinson]

I'm in the cul de sac. But the biggest thing was, like, I went from being with my sister in the trenches, being like, this is hell, like, we're dying, we have no ppe, to, like, going home. And my parents being like, this is the best time of our fucking lives.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Becky Robinson]

My dad's golfing every day, and he was like, instead of a mask, I'm gonna wear a golf glove on both hands. My mom had, like, just barely gotten out of the weeds with breast cancer and a brain tumor, so she's like, I need to live right now. I don't wanna be inside. I wanna go to the Thirsty lion with the girls and have a white claw. And I just sat there and I was like, you guys are out of your damn minds. And I just. I don't know. I must've gone a little crazy. But I, like, put on this little wig I had never worn before. And I went in their closet and I found a skort and a polo and a visor and my dad's Oakley's. And I Just started improvising for like, five hours.

[Adam Carolla]

That's where the character came from.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. And it was the first time I laughed in probably months.

[Adam Carolla]

And you'd film it and put it out.

[Becky Robinson]

I started filming it cause I'm a narcissist.

[Adam Carolla]

And it got a lot of traction, Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. I was nervous to put it up, but then I took an edible and had a glass of Sovy B. And I was like, whatever.

[Adam Carolla]

Entitled Housewives.

[Becky Robinson]

That's the name of the Entitled housewife. Yeah. So I released the first one, and then like. Yeah. All these celebrities started DMing me. Chris Pratt DMed me and was like, if you're making a movie with this character, I have to play the husband.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

That's so cool.

[Becky Robinson]

I know. I was like, you can audition, sweetie.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow. Yeah. Getting on.

[Becky Robinson]

I'm looking for more of a gosling type.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

But it was really cool. And I was so excited to, like, show my parents. Cause it was inspired by them. And, you know, they didn't love the fact that I was doing Stand up for a long time. The first TV show I ever did was Wild N Out. And they're like, what the hell, right? You gonna be a battle rapper.

[Adam Carolla]

Right? So, you know, they're from a cul de sac.

[Becky Robinson]

From a cul de sac. So, you know, they saw the first video and they were like, it's, you know, it's a little close to home Beck's. And they didn't like it. They actually didn't like it because I used my dad's real country club name in it. And they were like, your father's gonna get kicked out of his club for this vulgarity.

[Adam Carolla]

Real country club name. Is that different than his real name?

[Becky Robinson]

Well, his name's Steve Stevo, but the country club is the Tualton Country Club.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, you used the name. Used your dad's country club name. I thought you meant he had a name at the country club. No, no, his. The name of the country club.

[Becky Robinson]

The name of the country club.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Right. That's what I got. So I think you said it right. But there's still. Yeah. Still ways to interpret it.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

So he didn't like outing him at the country club. Because that could get you in hot water over there.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, not at first. They were just. They're always kind of scared of, like, I don't know, vulgarity. But then also, my parents have a short fuse, so I would see them kind of, like. They would be really, like, kind. And then all of a sudden, shit would hit the fan. And they'd be like, God, Darren, can you not, you know, like just screaming. So that was a big part of the character going from like 0 to 100, smoke coming out of the ears.

[Adam Carolla]

What's your favorite one? The one you think is like most indicative of the character.

[Becky Robinson]

Favorite one?

[Adam Carolla]

Episode.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, episode. Probably the first. Cause that was when like the whole. I created the whole world that day. Probably a manic episode. But I created the husband, the kids, the friend group, all while like driving around in my dad's Tahoe filming myself with white claws in the center console.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, maybe we should look at that one just in case anyone listening hasn't seen it or heard it. We get a good. If you think that's the best representation of the character. And yeah, the first one, it's like the pilot of a sitcom. You gotta lay out your wife and who's your kids and that kind of where you live and that kind of stuff.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, it all came together and I was like the 12th decoder pickle nickels with the aioli and everything was just like. I was improvising. It was for the first time, you know, it's like when you think of a joke for the first time and you're so excited and you're like really into it and you tell it with a lot of character and enthusiasm. It was like that. And I was also laughing really hard. So I was believing in it, which, you know, I've done a lot of characters and ran them into the ground and been like, I don't like this anymore.

[Adam Carolla]

Uh huh.

[Becky Robinson]

And so that one was like. I finally felt like I wanted to do characters again because of that.

[Adam Carolla]

And who was filming it? Did you get someone to film it?

[Becky Robinson]

I filmed it the first one on my own, like selfie style. But she's always like the AirPods are always in. So she's like on the phone and then not. And then yelling and well, maybe we.

[Adam Carolla]

Should just off camera, cue that one up. Andrew's taking a second to find that. But let's.

[Becky Robinson]

It was probably June. June on the entitled housewife Instagram. It's probably the first one.

[Adam Carolla]

Uh huh. And that was during COVID and living with mom and dad.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Any trepidation about showing them, like my mom and dad. I wouldn't show them stuff because I knew they'd be like, nah, I don't get it or we don't have cable or something. It became not worth it at a certain point. But I had friends that were that. It's just like I just knew there were Just people in my orbit who were most everyone who I just would never say anything to or show them anything. Cause it'd always be met with either. It'd be like confusion meets a kind of a. Whatever the reaction was, it wouldn't be the one you're looking for.

[Becky Robinson]

Absolutely.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. And I thought maybe since it was inspired by them. But then it's also. You gotta remember, like, it's Covid. You know, there's not a lot going on. There's not a lot to like talk about when you're together for so long. So this thing started like blowing up and I was like, let's show em. I'm like around the house on the phone talking about it and.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. No, that makes sense. If it's out there and it's gonna get to them at some point.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And a lot of times getting it too. Yeah. Like you get to them before it gets to them. Right.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And so your sister's into nursing.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Very pragmatic kind of job. You have a brother?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

What's he do?

[Becky Robinson]

Mike.

[Adam Carolla]

Mike.

[Becky Robinson]

Shout out Mike.

[Adam Carolla]

What's Mike?

[Becky Robinson]

He's Mike kind of works in hydraulics as well. Just like marketing.

[Adam Carolla]

So I followed dad down the hose path.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, he like, wanted to be just like my dad.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Hydraulic hoses. Listen, you're talking to one of the few comedians who bought a few hydraulic hoses and had them made in the last month. Oh, shit. That lift in the back is hydraulic. And the two hoses gave way and I went and had hydraulic hoses made and went and put them on. But you're not. Tim Dillon is not going to be able to say the same thing.

[Becky Robinson]

No. I think you and my dad would be fast friends.

[Adam Carolla]

We would talk hydraulic fluid hoses.

[Becky Robinson]

His company was called Fluid Connector Products.

[Adam Carolla]

Really? We would talk fittings. We would talk standard versus metric. We would talk fine thread versus rough thread. We would talk stainless steel braided stuff. I mean, we would go deep into.

[Becky Robinson]

Hosts, bores me to tears talk.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, come on. There's so much there.

[Becky Robinson]

It's there.

[Adam Carolla]

That hydraulic fluid is the life's blood of your family.

[Becky Robinson]

When we would go to take your kid to school to work day.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, no.

[Becky Robinson]

We would just rollerblade through the warehouses.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Becky Robinson]

Just like. We don't want to hear about the fittings, dad.

[Adam Carolla]

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[Becky Robinson]

You will die in seven days.

[Adam Carolla]

Scream. And from Dusk till dawn. This is my kind of place. And don't miss the man made nightmares in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein or the world ending chaos in 28 days later, something in the blood, all the scares, all for free. Pluto TV stream now pay. Never. All right, let's. Let's watch. This is the first one pilot.

[Becky Robinson]

That's a childhood home right there.

[Adam Carolla]

I was working that day.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, God. Dashiell. Dashiell, move your wagon. I'm already 15 minutes late to the country club brunching. I don't have any time for this. Hustle up. See those soccer lessons paying off your little.

[Adam Carolla]

Swear to God.

[Becky Robinson]

Well, that's your loss. You could have moved it a little faster. Okay, Mommy's got to do Rex Hogard from golf channel.

[Adam Carolla]

Golf channel.com. we'll get his insight on what's going on on the tour. Stay with us. Connected rolls on after this.

[Becky Robinson]

Scott, I am very busy. Did you really feel the need to ping me 74 times? Slow down. What do you mean the school's not reopening? I will move those little shits to a different district. I did not just wrap up six months of Peloton 2 a day's training so I can spend the next six months homeschooling Dashiell and Maccabee about history.

[Adam Carolla]

This is A great name.

[Becky Robinson]

What do you think you're doing, fan? What do I even teach them, huh? They're just gonna be keen to my claw intake. Scott, I don't know if you're aware of this, but I take a plethora of pills come noon damn near every day just so I can zonk out for a second amidst all the shit I got going on. You fucking sleeping with your assistant Deirdre? I don't think I know all fucking about that because yeah, yes, honey, I do. All your texts come through to my iPad. Whoopty do. I could care less, Scott. I'm attracted to her as well. Listen up. I am not gonna be a stay at home teacher. The thought of it's making me gargle up my own chum of my fucking green smoothie. What am I supposed to teach them about the goddamn solar system, huh? I can't teach them history when history is being fucking rewritten as we speak. They're gonna go onto YouTube and figure it out them fucking selves. I can't have this in my life right now. Scott. I am late. I am 25 minutes late to the Tualton Country Club annual brunch in with the girls. I am certain the spiked Arnold Palmer well has already runneth dry. It's appetizer day. Which means I've already clearly missed out on fried pickle nickels and Cajun tots, which I'll have you know are my favorites because they're so crispy and they've got a 12th and country club aioli that I can't seem to replicate at home. I need three diazepam crinkled up into a white claw. I gotta go, Scott. I'll see you at home later.

[Adam Carolla]

Thanks. Have a great show, buddy. Come here, white claw. Thanks for listening. We're gonna chat next Monday. I'll. I'll be somewhere. Friend will be somewhere. You all stay well.

[Becky Robinson]

Stay safe.

[Adam Carolla]

Enjoy the memorial. Take care, everyone.

[Becky Robinson]

Just the facts.

[Adam Carolla]

All right? We got it. That's great. I could see why. God, I haven't seen that long. Yeah, it's funny, but it's gotta kinda strike a chord too, you know, in order to sort of get passed around. Like, funny's good. That's the first part. But then people have to kinda go, oh, yeah, right, yeah. Oh, I know that. I've seen it. Or I get that.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Or I know somebody's that way now. Did your mom think you were playing her?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. So that's.

[Becky Robinson]

Cause that's kind of the tone they would yell in at the house, really? And it was like sometimes talking about ridiculous thing like tater tots. And I'm just like, this is so absurd.

[Adam Carolla]

But they would get animated about it. Yes, that's interesting.

[Becky Robinson]

You know, just, this is beyond. And they just kind of go in a mouse wheel and.

[Adam Carolla]

What was the question, Loud family? Well, I was saying your mom might take some umbrage to it because she feels like that was her that you're portraying.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Adam Carolla]

My family was quiet, super quiet. They never raised their voice.

[Becky Robinson]

Mine only do when like shit hits the fan. I think, you know, I was the. I was kind of an accident. And I always feel like I added a lot of pressure. And I think that's why I started doing comedy, because I was like, if I can make these people laugh, then maybe perhaps there will be less yelling. Well, there was a lot of laughing.

[Adam Carolla]

But also the yelling was, your sister goes into nursing. Which is the best, I mean, in terms of the antithesis of going into comedy. I mean, the most practical, consistent. Also there's a moral aspect to it where you could be proud to tell your friends, wow, that's great. Giving back and all that. Then your brother into the hydraulic hose business, but that's just following your dad's footsteps. And then you go into comedy, which is a huge black sheep, kind of hard turn from whatever they were up to, you know, so you're already, you know, you already got your back against the wall there with your folks, big time.

[Becky Robinson]

We had a lot of tough years, but now it's. They're so proud now. And they love it so much.

[Adam Carolla]

They love it, they love it.

[Becky Robinson]

And my dad's gotten a lot of golf perks out of it. But like, even after his friends at the country club were like, are you Steve? You're famous. And he would call me and be like, can I get some entitled merch? Like, you know what? You didn't believe in me then?

[Adam Carolla]

Uh huh. So your parents are sort of fair weather fans?

[Becky Robinson]

Yes, definitely.

[Adam Carolla]

And what did they think you were gonna. What did you think you were gonna do? Like when you were, you know, 10 years ago? Was it always comedy or did you think you're gonna be doing something else?

[Becky Robinson]

No, there's actually a video at the beginning of my special that my parents found when I was 6 years old and I'm bouncing a ball and I lay out my whole life plan and I say, first I'm gonna be a gymnast, then I'm gonna be a comedian and an actress. While I'm a comedian, a funny actress. And then when I get very old and bored of that, like 30, I'm gonna do hair and have a farm.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, Really?

[Becky Robinson]

I thought 30 was the end of it.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, yeah. But you said comedian.

[Becky Robinson]

I always, from a very young age had. I was like, I'm gonna live in la, I'm gonna act and do comedy in some form.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. And I think people chalk too much up to nurture. They go, did your parents encourage you? And it's like you got your brother and you got your sister and just who you were. I mean, but that's who you were. Yes, you were funny, you were attracted to it, you gravitated toward it and that's who you were. And we don't need to try to figure out what influenced you or what was in the water. Your dad was always a struggling performer. They always do this all the time. I tried to dissuade people from going down that path. I was like, you want to do comedy because you want to do comedy. Your brother probably didn't want to do hydraulic hoses when he was six, but here he is. But it's just people wanna work with kids or they wanna work with horses or they like, you know, they're just who they are. And we should understand that. And by the way, it's a good reason to lock up people that have been arrested 128 times. Cuz that's kinda who they are too.

[Becky Robinson]

They love it.

[Adam Carolla]

If you think it's a good idea to just like punch somebody who's random on the subway, we need to also realize that's kinda your thing. That's who you are. I couldn't do it. Yeah, but you can. And that's you. And so we should take you away from the nurses and the hydraulic hose salesmen and the comedians of the world and put you into a place with bars. Honestly won't punch anybody else.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I was messing around with this thing, Andrew. I'm telling you because it was my Burt Reynolds newsome thing. And I don't know, I became enamored with this and I did it on yesterday's show. I think it was on yesterday's show. I can't remember. Andrew will tell me, but I was realizing that Gavin Newsom, our governor, sounds insane when I interview him, when I talk to him, but to other people he doesn't sound so insane. So then I thought, but if you read the transcript of me interviewing him or other interviews. He does. If you just read the transcript, you'd go, this person sounds insane if you didn't know who it was. So then I thought, well, we should take me talking to Gavin Newsom and replace Gavin Newsom's voice and replace my voice with different voices so we could highlight how insane he sounds.

[Becky Robinson]

What kind of voices did you have in mind?

[Adam Carolla]

Well, I thought for my voice, it should be a nice NPR type of female voice that would underscore his insanity. And then for his voice, I was just gonna have a dude's voice. I was thinking just a guy. But when we're looking for possibilities on AI, the only celebrity voice that came up was Burt Reynolds. And I thought, perfect. That's so weird. Well, I'll play mine from yesterday. I'll play the first 30 seconds of mine from yesterday. But I thought first I was like only Burt Reynolds, but then I became enamored with Burt Reynolds voice. And this is 30 seconds. It's just me interviewing Gavin Newsom in this studio from years ago. Half of African Americans in the state of California, roughly half of Latino families, have no access to a checking account or an atm. Things we take for granted. They don't have a checking account.

[Becky Robinson]

What's wrong with them?

[Adam Carolla]

Well, because they don't have the resources to sock those things away.

[Becky Robinson]

Why do we have them?

[Adam Carolla]

A lot of different reasons, but roughly half those families don't.

[Becky Robinson]

Why do Armenians have them?

[Adam Carolla]

But where they end up is a check cashing place.

[Becky Robinson]

But I want to know why those groups. Why do those two groups not have access?

[Adam Carolla]

Just happens to be that we can talk about.

[Becky Robinson]

Are they flawed?

[Adam Carolla]

No, they're hardly flawed, but they're struggling.

[Becky Robinson]

Genetically flawed?

[Adam Carolla]

Hardly. Absolutely not.

[Becky Robinson]

Do Asians have this problem?

[Adam Carolla]

I mean, a lot of communities have problems. A lot of whites have these problems. So that was me having an insane argument with Gavin Newsom, who's like a sociopath, but fine.

[Becky Robinson]

You're very pretty.

[Adam Carolla]

Thank you. I want to get an attractive woman, but I figure my nasally combative drone, it wouldn't be received the same as a nice NPR woman who's attractive but with dark hair. Sorry. You know, that's okay. I realize I sort of enjoyed this. And I realized there's like a 55 second another insane conversation he had years ago that was on the radio that I was referred to, which is Kara Swisher, who is friendly to him, was asking him why everyone's leaving California, which is as hard a hidden question as she's gonna ask. And then what answer would he provide? But I thought Kara Swisher could also be played by my NPR check And Gavin Newsom once again could be played by Burt Reynolds. And this is from about four or five years ago. Gavin Newsom as Burt Reynolds being asked why people are leaving California, former Governor Brown said it best. Where the hell are you going to go? And you know I love Texas. Don't get me wrong.

[Becky Robinson]

Is that the new California motto? Where the hell are you going to go?

[Adam Carolla]

I don't know, but he said it. But it was an interesting point because where are you going? Burt Reynolds already sounds insane because he quotes somebody and then someone quotes it back to him and then he goes, is that what you think? And he goes, I don't know, but he said it, which already makes you clinically insane. Cuz why are you quoting somebody you disagree with or you don't know? He's already off to a sort of insane start. So someone goes, what about leaving California for Texas? And he goes, somebody once said, Jerry Brown once said, where else you're gonna go? And he goes, you think that's a thing? And he goes, I don't know. He said it, not me.

[Becky Robinson]

Sounds catchy.

[Adam Carolla]

I just quote shit that I disagree with or do agree with. I don't know. All right, we'll start from the top and I'll leave it on because it's only for Governor Brown. There you go. Former Governor Brown said it best. Where the hell are you going to go best? He said it best. And you know I love Texas. Don't get me wrong.

[Becky Robinson]

Is that the new California motto? Where the hell are you going to go?

[Adam Carolla]

I don't know, but he said it. But it was an interesting point because where are you going to get so many of the other things in the ballots?

[Becky Robinson]

You are aware that I've lived there for two decades, essentially, and this is the first time I've had people really talking about not being there and not that they could figure it out somewhere else. I don't think that's true. I think they can figure out where they're going to go, but it's not.

[Adam Carolla]

A zero sum game.

[Becky Robinson]

Right?

[Adam Carolla]

Okay. I have a friend who just went to Utah. Beautiful. It may be the right thing for him. They made a ton of money. They have the ability to take their kids out of public school into private school, and they're doing that. I imagine they're not going to turn their back forever on California. That's his. That's his argument for people leaving California.

[Becky Robinson]

Utah got rich.

[Adam Carolla]

I know a guy.

[Becky Robinson]

Maybe they'll come back.

[Adam Carolla]

They moved. They're in Salt Lake and they're enjoying Themselves. That's your argument for why are people leaving California?

[Becky Robinson]

Here's a tall tale.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, you're just telling a tale of somebody leaving. Yeah, that's a weird counterpoint to make when someone is asking you.

[Becky Robinson]

Also, his responses were pretty.

[Adam Carolla]

He goes, jerry Brown said this. And then she goes, you agree with that? And he goes, no, but he makes a great point, which is weird. Like, is he making a great point or are you agreeing with it? But anyway, he's a sociopath and he doesn't make any sense and he doesn't track. But as long as you do it through the voice of Burt Reynolds, I think you'll understand more who that guy is.

[Becky Robinson]

I like the voice of Bert.

[Adam Carolla]

I like the voice of Burt too. It was originally the only one we had to choose from, so I was a little worried, but now I've grown accustomed.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, it really works.

[Adam Carolla]

To the voice of Bert now, right? Yeah, yeah. So you're a Calabasas person, right?

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

You and the Kardashians, right?

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, yeah, me and Christian.

[Adam Carolla]

How do you get. Man, you got a little bit of a drive to.

[Becky Robinson]

To everywhere.

[Adam Carolla]

To everywhere. Are there any. There's no comedy clubs in Calabasas, is there?

[Becky Robinson]

No, just my living room.

[Adam Carolla]

Somebody should. Somebody should, should, right? I mean, there's enough folks, high end earners out there who want some comedy and don't wanna drive into the Comedy Store and get rolled. Right?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. There is a music performance. There's a couple music venues that do comedy sometimes. Yes, but they're not comedy clubs.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. So. And for you now, are you keeping in touch with Tim?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

That's good. I like Tim. I don't know him that well, but I have an affection for him.

[Becky Robinson]

I do too. I love Tim. I think he's so funny. And when I first created Entitled, he was like, this is just genius. And yeah, I think he's great. We have similar taste in things. You know, we both love the Polo Bar in New York.

[Adam Carolla]

Mm. Similar taste in comedy or just like women, men, cars? I'm trying to think food, material things and. Food, material things. Yeah, yeah. How did you end up roommates with Tim Dillon?

[Becky Robinson]

He just wanted a place in la and I had a three bedroom apartment right off Sunset and I had had roommates for years, but then I was able to live alone there and he wanted to be close to the Comedy Store and built one of the rooms into his podcast studio. And so, yeah, just moved in and I was the only one on the lease and I think he didn't want to Go anywhere that was like. I don't know where they check you. Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I've had a lot of. How many roommates would you say you've had in your life?

[Becky Robinson]

20.

[Adam Carolla]

20.

[Becky Robinson]

Maybe 15. From college dorms to.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, yeah, you gotta count college.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I never went to college, but I've had probably 15 roommates too. And roommates can be horror stories, but you can have some fun, too.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, certainly.

[Adam Carolla]

I'm definitely had a lot of horror stories and shit. Roommates. But I've definitely had that roommate where it's like a Sunday night, and I just went like, I want barbecue.

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And they went, I want barbecue too. And I went, why don't we buy a hibachi and do a barbecue? And they go, okay. And it's like, all of a sudden, it's fun.

[Becky Robinson]

They're right there.

[Adam Carolla]

You know, they come over, right?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. And they don't have to explain you. I gotta be at work tomorrow. They're just there.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. They're already gonna see each other.

[Adam Carolla]

Already there. It was already fun.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. Also had a lot of roommates that have played integral roles in, like, the development of my career. Like, a lot of support and, like, a couple of them are, like, on my payroll.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, really?

[Becky Robinson]

To this day, yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, really?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

That's why give me a nightmare roommate story.

[Becky Robinson]

Oh, God. We had this one in college named Chrissy. Chris. That's how she talked. And she had this little teeny convertible, and she would always drive to Outback Steakhouse and come home with these massive bags. And she was, like, pretty docile most. But then, like, the weekend would roll around and she would roll out of the house. And we had a. It was in San Diego. We had a house with a pool. You could jump off the roof into the pool.

[Adam Carolla]

Nice.

[Becky Robinson]

And I don't. None of us were. Maybe one of the girls in the house was in a sorority, but she would go to these, like, frat parties and come home with, like, the craziest shit. One time she came home head to toe, covered in mud in a G String and, like, fell into the pool. She had locked herself out of her own room, so she kicked down her own door.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow. She had a LOC inside the apartment.

[Becky Robinson]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And kicked in her own door.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

She liked to drink. This one, right?

[Becky Robinson]

She sure did.

[Adam Carolla]

Mm.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. And it was always something. It was always like, what state is she gonna come home in?

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Becky Robinson]

We were all pretty wild, but it was, like, next level.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Yeah. So there's that.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

But that's drinking, fun, crazy. Wild Devil May care roommate.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, it was all pretty manageable. We were all, like, pretty good pals in the house. And then she was kind of the rogue one. My college dorm roommate was sweet, but she was like, I'm so outgoing. I'm like, the most extroverted you are ever. And she never left the room. She just was really into a couple things, and I always invited her places, but she never left. And there was one time my sister came to stay with us, and we went out for sushi. And she was sleeping in my bed throwing up pure shrimp rolls. And that was the only time she ever texted me. She went, I think your sister might be dying. I think she ended up, like, dropping out of college.

[Adam Carolla]

The roommates that never leave, that can be tough. Yeah, had that. Had the roommates who move in. I've had the roommates where their girlfriend kind of moves in with them. It's never officially declared. It's just every fucking day, you walk into the kitchen. There's some chick standing there in your bathrobe or something. You're like, who are you? I'm Courtland's. But they don't leave. They're there.

[Becky Robinson]

I think they're on the lease.

[Adam Carolla]

You come home that night, they're in the living room watching a movie. There's a thing of lasagna plates everywhere. We made lasagna. Yeah. I got you as a roommate, not you and the second person living here. It's weird because, yeah, they can sleep over here and there, but they're kind of moving in, but not really paying rent. But you're paying rent, so their thing is sort of like, well, I'm paying rent. Yeah, but their car's in the driveway. Like, you know what I mean?

[Becky Robinson]

They gotta be bringing a lot to the table if they're hanging on that much.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, they don't.

[Becky Robinson]

They haven't. In your experience.

[Adam Carolla]

I've had roommates that brought the chicks home, you know? Yeah, I got. I hit my saturation point with some of these bitches at a certain point. Cause I had a. I had a roommate that.

[Becky Robinson]

What does that mean?

[Adam Carolla]

He brought home a lot of different women, a lot of different times, and they would get high and flop out in the living room. And it was just. They were just there all the time. And I just adopted a thing. And at a certain point, I stopped being nice. I just said to the both of.

[Becky Robinson]

Them, or just the girls.

[Adam Carolla]

I would wake. I woke a girl up who was passed out in my living room on the carpet. Just in, you know, like, Cause I'd come out in the morning and have to step over people that were flopped out from a good night of sex and drinking, you know, the night before. And I just had a new policy where I would take my foot and I'd put it on the rear end and I'd shake em a little. Jostle it, jostle it, you know. And then I would go. You clean or leave? You can clean and stay or you can leave, but you can't just hang flop for the. And then I had like the roommate who went to Hawaii, met some chicks, you know, and did the next time you're in LA three weeks later, couple bitches walking in from Hawaii.

[Becky Robinson]

They don't have luggage.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. They don't have a hotel or anything. They're just, hey, you said next, next time. Boom.

[Becky Robinson]

You never got anything out of it.

[Adam Carolla]

I had a.

[Becky Robinson]

She's never like, hey, there's a couple of them. You take Susie, I'll be with Steph.

[Adam Carolla]

I had. Those were their names. I had a. Once I had a roommate who was getting with a girl in the living room on the fold out sofa. She was a little bit of the town floozy, you know.

[Becky Robinson]

And why is everyone banging in your living room?

[Adam Carolla]

We had a one bedroom.

[Becky Robinson]

Okay, okay.

[Adam Carolla]

And we had like three dudes.

[Becky Robinson]

Okay.

[Adam Carolla]

So I didn't have Tim Dillon in a podcast studio. Okay. We had a futon in a bedroom and it was like Saturday night. It was kind of late and he was just kind of getting started with her, but she was kind of the town floozy, you know. So I just like wandered out into the living room and sat down on the bed. Well, it's a fold out sofa, like with them. And started like rubbing on her a little myself, you know, which she didn't have a problem with. But he gave me a look like, what's going. We didn't plan on this, you know. And I was like, hey man, I'm here. You know.

[Becky Robinson]

And he allowed it.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, what happened was, is about five minutes into this 1am on a Saturday, bang, bang, bang, drunken chick knock on the apartment door, which was the other town floozy, wanting to know where my roommate was who got laid a lot. And it was the big Lothario guy. And she was like, where's Chris? And it's like, he's not here. And we had to stop what we were doing. Cause we were in the living room on a fold out sofa putting on a full performance. Yeah. And she was like, well, what am I gonna do? You know? And I was like, I'm here. Why don't I just. I'll just leave this. And then my roommate, of course, was going, yeah, why don't you get going with Angela? And I was like, yeah, all right. So then I got together, and we just got in her Jeep and left. So it turned out okay.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, it's great. He tossed you something.

[Adam Carolla]

He didn't intentionally do it. I kind of came in and helped myself.

[Becky Robinson]

Now, do you keep in touch with this guy?

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was no harm, no foul. It was like a roommate, you know? Dude, valley roommate, you know? Yeah. Best time ever. I said, tell everyone, like, what's the best time in this country's history? And I was like, pre aids, mid Coke, everyone did coke. Wasn't bad for you. AIDS didn't exist.

[Becky Robinson]

Everyone was dancing.

[Adam Carolla]

People had fucking fun. Yeah, they did a couple rails and they got it on, man. And there was no problem with that because there's no aids. And coke wasn't bad for you. It was a simpler time, is what I'm saying.

[Becky Robinson]

Pure at that time.

[Adam Carolla]

Pure. Yeah, that's right.

[Becky Robinson]

The golden ages.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, let me give you some plugs. Becky entitled the name of the special. We got that. Also, I know you got a golf tournament coming up, a big golf tournament coming up. I want to plug that. Where is it? When is it?

[Becky Robinson]

The Tulum Entitled Classic is kicking off November 6th at PGA Riviera Maya and the Conrad Hotel.

[Adam Carolla]

Riviera.

[Becky Robinson]

PGA Riviera Maya.

[Adam Carolla]

What is that?

[Becky Robinson]

This PGA course is allowing us to take over for three days.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow.

[Becky Robinson]

I've hired male strippers.

[Adam Carolla]

Great.

[Becky Robinson]

36 of them.

[Adam Carolla]

36?

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah. We got over 100 women coming, so I want to, you know, please them.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, I went down there. Golfers, do they like men strippers? Yeah. Okay.

[Becky Robinson]

A good amount of them.

[Adam Carolla]

Doing a little Dinah Shore classic math, but go ahead.

[Becky Robinson]

We'll have a little something for everyone. So the male Chippendales are gonna be the drink cart drivers and all that stuff. And we do have a few spots left open, so if there are any girls out there or your husbands or guys that want to come.

[Adam Carolla]

Do we go? Where?

[Becky Robinson]

To find info, you go to entitledhousewife.com.

[Adam Carolla]

And we can also find tour dates there.

[Becky Robinson]

Yeah, all my tour dates. You can find the special there and my social channels and all sorts of.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, thanks, Becky. This has been fun.

[Becky Robinson]

Thanks for having me.

[Adam Carolla]

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Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com corolla go to shopify.com corolla shopify.com corolla it's time to check Adam's voicemail. Ace man Brandon in St. Louis. Gonna see where this puts me on the sandwich ranking here. Mom would get all the good stuff. The roast beef, the hoagie rolls, the pepper jack cheese, the good mayo. Everything that makes a great sandwich. And then tell me to make it myself. Just wondering where that ranks on your scale. Is that a 2 or a 12? Peace out brother. You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744. That's a seven and a half. I mean she got all the good fixings for a sandwich. There's a certain part of the sandwich making that is personal. You know what I mean? Like, there's mayo, but there's how much mayo? There's mustard, but there's how much mustard. There's pickles, but how many pickles? Like, there is a dollop or a sprinkle of love. That's right. And so one has to decide that. And also, it's a practical skill for a young male to learn his sandwich. Well, you're looking at a sandwich artist right here. Subway, class of 98, yo, you worked. There was a sandwich artist. I knew how to cut the u gouge. I knew how to, you know. But there's also a. There's a foreplay to it that people really cannot listen. You sit on the sofa, and you're like, ma, where's the sandwich? But you've eliminated the foreplay. When I used to live in La Crescenta, there was an Armenian market up on Foothill, just a little Armenian place. And I would go there, and I'd buy beefsteak tomato, and I'd go to, like, the deli part, and I'd get the provolone, and I'd get the smoked turkey, you know, and it was all, like, foreplay, foreplay. Get the rolls, you know, I'd go home, I'd cut a big wheel of, like, the beefsteak tomato and start soaking it in olive oil and vinegar, pepper, and salt while I was making the sand. And it was like, by the time I bit into that sandwich, the ritual is complete. It was orgasm time. Yeah, there's an element of that, but all right, if your mom went and got all the good stuff, top quality, you're at least a seven and a half. My dad would get the devil meat spread. Armin. Whatever it was called. Armor meat spread. God knows. I mean. You know what I mean? Like, it was below spam and below baloney. It's made out of real armadillos, though. Yeah. Like weird mystery meat. Potted meat, they called it. We were poor, and my mom would never have that in the house. I never. Okay, yo, I got hit with the spam on the regular. I want to say. Oh, we do Spam all the time. I had Spam two days ago. So I want to say. But here's what I want to say, because now it's timely with all the snap stuff and all that kind of stuff. This thing where it's like, these people are poor. First off, they're fat. So I don't know where the nutrition or malnutrition or whatever. The average person on Snap is giving away 50 pounds to the average person, it's not. But also, just because you're poor doesn't mean you need to eat like shit. I was always poor, but always when I was out on my own, I was poor, but I was like, I'm still going to the Armenian market. I'm still gonna get the shit that's good. I'm still gonna get the shit that's nutritious. And you know what? I'm gonna make nine sandwiches out of this. It's not gonna cost that much. You don't. You know, you don't have to eat like you're poor just cause you're poor. You can be creative and be nutritious. It sounds like LA county school system led you to believe that certain foods are more nutritious than the other. So I count that as a win for Newsom. Thank you. They serve square pizza at my school that's even the right shape. Oh, but on everybody's school, yeah, it's square. It's made of some type of plastic and has red on it. The hot dogs are, like, gray. Oh, yeah. It was like the hot hamburgers were gray. Like, I was like, yuck. They ship them in from the east coast just for you. All right, what stories you got? Ah, we got the news. You know, forget about Tom Aspinall Sirogane. There's a new rivalry brewing. Who won that fight? I didn't even find out. No one. No one? No. You watched it. No contest. Poke in the eye. Sorry to report. Round one. Round one, just getting going. Ciryl Gane looked like he was coming alive. Looked like he had corrected his tendency to burn out real quick. Yeah. And Tom Aspinall never got a takedown. Never got going. Got poked in the eye about a minute shy of the first stanza ending. Okay, yeah, look. Riley Gaines is responding to AOC's personal attacks and calls out virtue, signaling. There was, like, a little tweet battle going on with the two. You'll see this. Riley Gaines tweeting that we're being destroyed from within. It's a picture of Endami and. Oh. So AOC and Bernie Sanders up on stage drinking in the adoring crowd from the rally a couple days back. Right? So Riley Gaines says we're being destroyed from within. And then AOC says, maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster, you wouldn't have come in fifth, which kind of shows her stupidity. You know, there's a new world order which is women more than men, but men as well. Jasmine Crockett's this way. EOS is this way. They put their fucking stupidity on display on a daily basis and have no problems with how fucking dumb they sound on a daily basis. So first off, I don't know, I feel like you could channel your anger into the ufc, perhaps, maybe the ring, maybe the football field, maybe hockey. But anger and swimming is probably not gonna help you. Probably hurt your form a little. And then secondly, she's just basically saying, our country's coming undone. I don't know how angry it is, but Riley Gaines, it's always, we support women's rights until it's women who want the right to compete and undress free from less than mediocre men. So I don't know what AOC's thing is, first off, the angle. Okay, there's an angle. The angle of you were beat and you should have tried harder or what kind of champion are you? If you're swimming against dudes who have a huge advantage on you, then, no, that is not your fault. It's not possible. But any more than you were talking about Ciro Gane or gain. Okay, Cirogan. I don't know what woman could walk in there and take that guy down? Do they exist? Garcia could give him a run for his money, but doubtful beyond that. Right? So it's not gonna happen. So there's an advantage. So she was taken advantage of and cheated out of something that she'd been working at since she was 5 or 6. So she has a problem with it, but it's trolling. This is the new strategy. I get it, but AOC's point and. Or I mean, the real one was what's her name, who's running for California governor, was arguing with Piers Morgan the other day. I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Betty Yee. Men have a distinct physical advantage. You guys can talk. Or Whoopi Goldberg, you guys can talk in retarded circles for as long as you want. Now, men have a clear advantage. So if you are going to let biological men compete with women, we're going to have to address it. That's all. And it's not something anyone ever wanted, including Riley Gaines. She had this foisted upon her at a later stage of her career and she got gypped out of a medal. So what would you like her to do, lady who likes ladies who like fierce, tough women. We have Riley talking to Fox News, and I know they hate Riley Gaines because of her politics. It's not really about this. It's more about the politics. But we'll hear what she has to say, I guess about aoc.

[Becky Robinson]

Here's what I will say. I want to honestly challenge AOC to a debate. She can defend socialism. I will defend capitalism. She can defend removing God. I will defend embrace a biblical worldview. She can defend child sacrifice. I will defend the sanctity of life, any of the radical, insane democratic policies and platform that they stand for. I will debate the opposite. I'm challenging AOC to adhere.

[Adam Carolla]

I thought you were going to challenge her to like a freestyle 100 freestyle or something.

[Becky Robinson]

I'm like, that's you.

[Adam Carolla]

That, that's an unfair fight or you.

[Becky Robinson]

Know, a fair fight to her is putting a man in the pool.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, no, you can wear. No, no, you can wear like a hundred pound weight and challenge her too. That would be fair actually. Mark and Riley, both of you, thank you. It's right and bits for Fight Circus now. Yeah, that would be. That'd be a huge pay per view, those two. Sadly it turned out most guys just beat off before they got to the finish line. It's going to be a different kind of pool. Yeah, it'd be like, who won? I don't know. I came about the 50 meter mark and I. Clarity though setting in. I'm getting a hot dog. Want to take a nap during my refractory period. Yeah. All right, well listen, AOC is nuts, but also AOC then people need to think about this. She is the spokeswoman for the new world order of crazy chicks with no facts and an inability to think, who do not focus on facts or numbers or data, who are all feelings based on coming to the fore and just shouting and crying and creating. And then dumb people voting for them because of how emotionally invested they are. Tiktokified with things. Yeah. So it's sad and we're gonna get into trouble if these people are in charge. But they shall be. But then we will get into trouble. Then we'll figure it out. Mm. Yeah. Betty Yee. I think Dawson got her name right. Yeah, she was on Pierce Morgan. I mean she made a fool of her. They make fools of themselves because they don't have the data and they don't have the facts. They just have feelings. And so feelings are great when you're nine and you're trying to get your way. Cause it kind of works, but later on it doesn't really work because you're arguing with people that have follow up questions and data. And don't really care about your feelings. And then you end up not looking foolish. But there's something where they don't mind themselves looking foolish, which is new. Yeah, I think that's a byproduct of the Internet era. It is the person with less shame. They win the game. Yeah, I guess so. All right, what else we got? You know, next up, a bummer. The Dodgers lost the World Series game last night, man. But Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were booed during it. That's gotta be funny. That is a small win, I guess, for humanity. So they were at the game. All the celebs go the game? Yeah, the Dodgers. I had a weird thing the day before when they went 18. I think they went. Did they go 18 innings? They went 18 innings, yeah. How many times, Dawson? You can look it up. Did Ohtani get on base in that game? Because they may never chuck saying nine right off the top. Nine? Yeah, I thought it was eight or nine. Who else in history is gonna get on base nine times in a World Series game? Well, once you narrow it down to World Series, the answer is never. Yeah, because how you'd have to go. Well, it'd be real toughest statistic that we heard, you know, Nine. Ridiculous. Are you looking it up? That's pretty amazing. Well, it's nine. All right. I had a weird moment where I was getting on my rowing machine, and I tend to watch TMZ when I get on my rowing machine. But the Dodger game was on, and it was like in the eighth inning, and I got on my rowing machine and I thought, man, I hope there's enough game left so I can do my row and still watch the game without going into. You rode your ass to Indochina. I rode all the way to Thailand. No, I quit after a half an hour. But I was like. I remember sitting on the rowing machine going, well, how long? See, we got the top, we got the bottom. We got the top of the eighth. Okay, Top of the eighth and the bottom of the eighth. Then if the Dodgers score, well, they won't get up. And I was trying to figure out. Remember the new two minute rule? You know what I mean? The box. Yeah. So it was literally. That was at like 8:15. At 11:15, I was still watching the game, just sitting in my bathrobe, and I was like, my God, this thing has not ended. So I don't think anyone's getting up nine times in a World Series game. On base, I should say nine times. Well, they're not gonna get up but on base nine times in a World Series 1 game. I don't. He's a rare talent, Ohtani. This guy's go the whole. I mean, there are plenty of people that go a series and don't get on base nine times. For sure. I mean, obviously he got walked. Intentionally walked. Let me say about the intentional walk. They now just tell you your walk. They don't walk them. They used to have to walk him four balls. I remember the whole catch his mask off and stands and plays with his papa. Yeah, here's okay. I don't like all the padding and the gloves and the sliding mittens and the on base mittens and the protectors and everything. It's a lot. So he goes up there full armadillo. Then they go, we're walking you. And he goes, okay. And he starts unstrapping all his stuff and just leaves a pile of equipment on home plate. And the bat boy has to go get it. Little strip te. Here's the thing, don't put it on if you're gonna be walked. Everyone knows you're gonna be walked. Don't put the fucking pads on. Just go up there or think about it this way. Get a samurai team, you know what I mean? To take off all that armor real quick and get back to the dugout. That boy, he could be repurposed. You know my policy. No pads or whatever pads you put on, you are wearing it the entire time you're on the bases. That's why I've been wearing my cup to every show. Ties a record for most on base record single game previously held by stan hack in 1942 in a world Series game. Cause I kept saying, no, that's just a regular game. I know I said World Series five times because I said it'll never happen in a World Series game. But it'll never happen in a World Series game. But it did happen that regular season. Yeah, baseball's 120 years old. Sure, they go to extra innings, that I figured. But not in a World Series game. Stan Hack. And also everybody had nicknames back then. Stan Whitey Hack or Stan Lefty Hack. But this is just stan hack. Okay, 83 years. It's happened twice in terms of regular season. But it's never gonna happen again. Take that, Hack. Take that, Hack. All right, what else you got? Hey, cnn. Wait, they booed? Is it audio? Yeah, I know. I was wondering if you guys were gonna hit me with that, maybe them getting booed. I don't really understand why they booed him. Can you explain it to me? Because I get it, Meghan Markle's a princess. But they just rejected the Princess Hood. Prince Harry seems like a great guy. Cause he was a Apache helicopter pilot. That's pretty bad. Here's what we don't like. All right, sorry, we'll run it back. But they put him up on the Jumbotron. And here we go. Oh, you can hear. Yeah, maybe it's a whole no Kings protest. Here's what we. No princes either. We hate complainers. And she does this thing where she's. Okay, there's a couple things. She does this thing where she goes, When I met him, I didn't know he was a prince. I never knew anything. I just was attracted to all the gingerbreads. Maybe SEAL security guards he got rolling around with him everywhere. Right, right. So they don't like that. They don't like that. They also don't like when they just do these multimillion dollar deals like Netflix and Spotify, go, we'll give you 50 million bucks. And they haven't ear their way there. What the fuck do they. By the way? What does Prince, Harry or Obama know about making fucking documentary films? What the fuck does Michelle Obama know about making documentary films? The answer is nothing. Nothing. But she gets million dollar, multimillion dollar advances. And people don't like that. Cuz no kings, remember? Solid point. And then when, and this is why we're learning to hate Michelle Obama, they start complaining about not being seen or racism or the pressure or what it's like when people are fucking struggling and you're living next to Oprah on a fucking vineyard and you won't stop fucking complaining about your life. Fuck right off. I have a question. I don't know if we know. Did they have a last name? Because he apparently, you know, he's not. We're not supposed to call him Prince anymore because he left. Shouldn't he be like Harry Fitzpatrick? Yeah, something. They're still gonna call him Prince Harry, but I'm curious. These people have last names. He should adapt Prince's symbol. Nice. As the Prince. Who doesn't want to be Prince? Well, I was going Harry Markle. Yeah, Harry Markle. Anyway, the whole point is rich people, privileged people complaining and guys, I don't know, you guys tell me. I think guys kind of get that, like, hey, man, you live in a big fucking house, you're super rich. Fucking shut up. Women will always complain. They'll go, the fuck I want to go to get my hair done. And the chick fucked my hair up or I went to go get my car detailed and the guy fucked up my Rolls Royce. Like, they can't. It's in them. It's inherent. So they put a camera on him and then the chick starts complaining from Oprah's house and then everyone turns on her. It's really her that we don't like. I don't think it's him. Yeah, he's a nice guy. It's her. And then he being p. Whipped, I think is the. The other part. Also, there's a thing. The other thing. She's really covered a lot of bases. Doing the as a black woman thing when you pass is an Italian woman. Like, you have olive colored skin and you have straight long hair. Like nobody, nobody sees her as a black woman. She's like J. Lo, right? And she does it as a black woman. And then she probably looks more Anglo than J. Lo does. But you're trying to play the race card and the woman card and the woe is me card when you're fucking rich and nobody feels sorry for you. And that's where we turn. I forgot it was that lady. Now I remember. By the way, Prince Harry does have a last name. It's David. So his name is Harry David. Oh, Larry. Harry and Larry David. That's funny. Yeah, I gotta shave my Harry Davids. Mm. Don Lemons in the news being blasted as two face. He said conservative commentator Megyn Kelly looks trans. Oh, really? Yeah, she fooled me. All right. Me too. Let's listen to what he has to say. Is Megyn Kelly chopped? I don't know what is. I've heard it, but I don't know what that means. What does chop mean? She's gonna get mad at me, dude. I don't know if I want this here. What does top chop means? Like not hot. Yeah, she's chopped. I don't know, the whole maga looking. All the maga ladies too much. Kind of looks like a Barbie doll covered in like WD40. I think she looks trans. So chopped means not hot or formally hot. We got to look up chopped. It's like the kids. Yeah. They're like, oh, that's chopped. Like, it's like ugly. He doesn't look right. Can you be 19 and chopped? Chopped. I mean, it's, you know, Listen, I was pretty. That was a pretty meathead. Yeah. No, no, what I'm saying. Wow. They mean formally hot. Not anymore. According to the Urban Dictionary, chopped is the fugliest, nastiest, most disgusting of them all. I will say this here's what I will say. Boy, she chopped translates to that girl ugly ass. Okay, let's see if we can break this down. You need an urban dictionary for the urban dictionary. I'll give you two examples of this. She was in a movie where she was being portrayed by like Charlize Theron. Yeah. And Charlize Theron is not look any better than her in movies. Like if you take a look at how movies work like you do Made in America with Tom Cruise. The actual guy who was the pilot who ran the drugs was a fat bald dude from Louisiana. And then Tom Cruise comes in. Very rarely is the star the person who portrays you in a movie not an upgrade from you in real life. That is very rare. I would argue. I don't know. I'm gonna see Megan pretty soon. I don't know if Meghan is 53 or 55. I don't know what she is. I don't know who has put together more hot years. Like you know, she was piping at 17, right now she's 53. I don't know. You look it up. I'm not asking for body language, Andrew. Use your computer, look on your phone, it'll tell you. But the point is because she's had a pretty much a 40 year uninterrupted streak of hotness. And by the way, I don't know when the end is coming, but not soon. She's 54. All right, I'm gonna go with a 40 year hotness streak and not going anywhere. Still hot. Well, I think that Don Lemon from his cloud in the sky as a black man with black don't crack. You know what I mean? He's saying that since she got some plastic surgery or maybe allegedly or maybe didn't that. Yeah, because trans do the same thing. Get plastic surgery. That's what he's pitching at. I don't. You know, I've been to Thailand and I've seen it all. And I am telling you that you don't get much better looking than ladyboys than Megyn Kelly. And the trancing is comical, but it seems a little petty. But also the host of the show saying ugly is a weird way to go. It's a weird angle. Listen, maybe this is self congratulatory, but if you want to attack me, don't go unfunny. Never. Fuck guys. Fucking not funny. I'm funny. I'm funnier than almost everybody. And including people you think are funny. That's not the angle. Pick other angles with me. You know What? I mean, yes, but it's fine. You can find other angles. I'm open to other angles. But don't work the not funny. That's not a good angle. Cuz that's. I made millions of dollars from 30 years being funny, so that's not an angle. And don't pick Megyn Kelly. Ugly angle, bad angle. Pick other pick. Unfunny. Yeah, but this is a clip farm, kid. You know what I'm saying? This skin with his poofy hair is trying to get this a reaction. All right, so he thinks she's chopped, which is ugly. And then Don Lemon thinks maybe, maybe trans. Okay, Don Lemon's also a dope, which is weird. He doesn't. And by the way, he has no dope self awareness either. Like we were talking about. Like Whoopi Goldberg has no dope self awareness. Many of these women don't have a dope self awareness. Like aoc. Like you sound like a fucking dope when you talk. Don Lemon sounds like a dope, but he's not bothered by it. Which again is a gift. Yeah, it's what they refer to as a silly twink. So let's AKA Himbo. Let's listen. Let's listen to it one more time. Let's see. Himbo is Megyn Kelly chopped. I don't know what that means. I don't know what is. I've heard it, but I don't know what that means. What does chop mean? She's gonna get mad at me, dude. I don't know if I want this here. What does chop mean? Chop means like not hot. Yeah, she's chopped. I don't know the whole maga. Looking. Also let's pause for a second. Kind of looks like, who are we comparing Megyn Kelly to? The. The populace at large. Like. Like who are we comparing her to? My mom. Your mom? Your girlfriend? My old girlfriend. Like, who are we comparing Megyn Kelly to? Because she's in rarefied hot air. She's a hot air balloon. And she's in rarefied stratosphere of hot. Like you can go, oh, she's not hot. But who are we comparing her to? I'll tell you what, but let's just go to the supermarket. I'll tell you what, I will take these two pussies and go to the closest supermarket. I'll give you two hours to push around a cart. You need to produce a woman who's hotter than Megyn Kelly. If you can't, then shut the fuck up or go suck off. Don Lemon somewhere. Well, I'm going to Sydney Sweetie's Erewhon. Mmm, that's true. But she probably has her fat assistant doing the shopping. Damn it. Foiled again. 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