Adam Carolla Show – Episode: “Processing...” Release Date: November 19, 2024
Host: Adam Carolla
Guests: Jim O'Hare, Tim Matheson, Byron Allen, Jason Mayhem Miller

1. Introduction and Guest Welcoming

Adam Carolla kicks off the episode by greeting listeners and introducing his guests:

• Jim O'Hare – Known for his role in Parks and Recreation and the movie Road Hard.
• Tim Matheson – Renowned actor from Animal House and other iconic films.
• Byron Allen and Jason Mayhem Miller – Providing news and additional commentary.

2. Voting Challenges and Personal Anecdotes

Adam shares his frustration with the voting process:

Adam Carolla [03:38]: "I always know what's happening before it happens because I get feelings about stuff... I couldn't vote two weeks ago... ended up with supervisors not letting me vote."

He recounts an attempt to vote in Malibu, encountering multiple "Adam Corollas" at the Equinox Gym due to a computer sign-up glitch:

Adam Carolla [08:19]: "I just can't imagine that there are five Atom Corollas at the Equinox. Yeah, five Adam Corollas... it's all the people who tried."

3. UFC Fight Insights

Discussion turns to the UFC fight featuring Jon Jones and Stipe Miocic:

Adam Carolla [14:20]: "He said, he was Stipe, you got me going down the wrong path."

Adam shares his bet with Jason Mayhem on the fight duration, missing by mere seconds:

Adam Carolla [16:25]: "Jones won. Two minutes and 29 seconds into the third round... I missed it by one second."

4. News Segment

a. Pentagon Budget Audit Failure

Byron Allen highlights the Pentagon's inability to account for an $824 billion budget over seven audits:

Byron Allen [21:48]: "The Pentagon fails seventh audit in a row, unable to fully account for $824 billion budget."

Adam criticizes the Department of Education and the mishandling of the budget:

Adam Carolla [22:36]: "We didn't have it for the first 200 years... Now we're number 24... I'm okay with it."

b. Whoopi Goldberg's Bakery Controversy

Conversation about Whoopi Goldberg's claim that a bakery denied her orders due to politics:

Adam Carolla [25:19]: "They had the boiler explode... And they don't care about the politics."

Jim O'Hare adds context, mentioning previous incidents of alleged racism leading to lawsuits:

Jim O'Hare [32:01]: "They sued and they got 6 million bucks... they got 36 million bucks."

c. Mike Tyson's AIDS Revelation

Discussion on Mike Tyson's shocking statement about having contracted AIDS:

Adam Carolla [35:32]: "One of us doesn't need. Need to be here."

Byron and Adam debate the plausibility and source of Tyson's infection:

Adam Carolla [35:54]: "I'll bet he got it somewhere else... or gay sex or whatever."

d. Disney Removes Transgender Episode

Byron Allen reports on Disney shelving an episode from Moon Girl and the Devil Dinosaur featuring a transgender character:

Byron Allen [36:34]: "Disney removes a cartoon episode about a transgender character... they shelved the episode."

Adam criticizes Disney's motives, suggesting it's purely for commerce:

Adam Carolla [40:11]: "Disney doesn't give a fuck... They need commerce, they want money."

5. Cultural Discussion on Music

The guests delve into the impact of certain songs and their cultural significance:

• War's "Lowrider" as an anthem for the Mexican community.
• Alice Cooper's "I'm Eighteen" and its reception.

Adam expresses disdain for overplayed songs:

Adam Carolla [61:03]: "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we? Oh my God, I haven't heard that in a hundred years."

Jim O'Hare reminisces about working with legendary voice actors:

Jim O'Hare [115:15]: "I got to work with Mel Blanc and Don Messick... it was nuts."

6. Interview with Jim O'Hare

a. Early Career and Acting Journey

Jim O'Hare discusses his beginnings in acting, from child roles to voicing Johnny Quest:

Jim O'Hare [85:07]: "My first professional gig was a DJ in Rensselaer, Indiana... then I went to Second City in Chicago."

He shares personal challenges, including his parents' divorce and his move to San Bernardino:

Jim O'Hare [129:31]: "My father was not in the picture... my mother took a year off and struggled."

b. Experiences on Parks and Recreation

Jim praises the show and his co-stars, highlighting the camaraderie and professional relationships:

Jim O'Hare [139:27]: "Pratt is such a good dude... incredibly funny, kind, and sweet."

He also promotes his book, Pawnee: Stories of Friendship Waffles and Parks and Recreation:

Jim O'Hare [103:53]: "It's a love letter to the show. Just seven years of a great time."

c. Personal Stories and Lessons

Jim recounts memorable moments from his career, including working with Lucille Ball and navigating the acting industry:

Jim O'Hare [116:09]: "Working with Lucille Ball was tough but rewarding... she was very demanding."

He emphasizes the importance of dedication and handling rejection:

Jim O'Hare [125:03]: "Every chance I got... I went for it."

7. Interview with Tim Matheson

a. Animal House and Its Impact

Tim Matheson reflects on his role in Animal House and its significance in American cinema:

Jim O'Hare [110:33]: "Animal House was a pivot point in comedy in American cinema... it was unique and R-rated."

He discusses the challenges of voicing Johnny Quest and working in a serious animated series:

Tim Matheson [116:17]: "I was 15 when I auditioned... It was a primetime show with a 400-piece orchestra."

b. Acting Experiences and Career Insights

Tim shares insights from his diverse acting career, including his current role in Virgin River:

Jim O'Hare [147:52]: "I'm in Virgin River, a hit on Netflix... it's a love story and we're in our sixth season."

He highlights the transition from radio to acting and the importance of perseverance:

Jim O'Hare [86:10]: "Radio isn't really show business... It's a weird, cheap-ass world."

8. General Banter and Additional Stories

The guests engage in light-hearted conversations about:

• Cooking and Food Preferences: Debates over the best desserts, such as apple pie a la mode vs. cobbler.
• Radio Experiences: Sharing anecdotes from their time in radio, including technical challenges and quirky workplace incidents.
• Stand-Up and Comedy: Discussing the pressures and unpredictabilities of performing live.

Adam Carolla [55:29]: "Apple pie a la mode is the best. You can't do better than that."

Jim O'Hare [95:42]: "My mother bought the house without telling him... I did damage to her."

9. Closing Remarks and Promotions

Adam wraps up the episode by promoting upcoming events and products:

• Jim O'Hare's Book available at Barnes & Noble and Amazon.
• Stand-Up Shows: Upcoming performances at Levity Live in Oxnard.
• Merchandise Promotions: Public Rec’s Daymaker pants and O'Reilly Auto Parts.

He encourages listeners to engage with the show’s promotions and support the guests' ventures.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Carolla [03:38]:
  "I always know what's happening before it happens because I get feelings about stuff... I couldn't vote two weeks ago... ended up with supervisors not letting me vote."

• Jim O'Hare [110:33]:
  "Animal House was a pivot point in comedy in American cinema... it was unique and R-rated."

• Adam Carolla [61:03]:
  "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we? Oh my God, I haven't heard that in a hundred years."

• Jim O'Hare [103:53]:
  "It's a love letter to the show. Just seven years of a great time."

• Adam Carolla [55:29]:
  "Apple pie a la mode is the best. You can't do better than that."

Conclusion

In this engaging episode, Adam Carolla navigates through personal anecdotes, current events, cultural discussions, and in-depth interviews with notable guests like Jim O'Hare and Tim Matheson. The blend of humor, insightful conversations, and candid storytelling provides listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining experience, whether they're longtime fans or new to the show.