Adam Carolla Show – Episode: Iliza Shlesinger + Gina and Bryan (Carolla Classics) Release Date: July 18, 2025
1. Introduction to Carolla Classics [01:32]
Giovanni introduces "Cruel Classics," a segment of Carolla Classics where highlights and memorable moments from the Adam Carolla Show’s 16-year history are replayed. He mentions the availability of a premium podcast feed offering ad-free episodes and exclusive content.
2. Live Show Highlights: Dinner at the Strip Club [02:02]
During a live show at the Hollywood Improv featuring Eliza Shlesinger, Gina Grant, and Brian Bald, Adam Carolla recounts an evening spent dining with James "Baby Doll" Dixon and other celebrities. The group attempts to run up the bill at a strip club by ordering expensive champagne and dishes, leading to humorous interactions about celebrity recognition and outrageous spending.
Notable Quote:
- Adam Carolla [04:23]: "There's nothing to lose except your high blood pressure numbers."
3. Parenting and Pet Care Discussions [05:03 – 12:22]
The conversation shifts to pet care, focusing on Brian’s dog, Blanche, who has missing teeth and legs. They humorously debate the merits and drawbacks of pet insurance, sharing anecdotes about expensive veterinary bills and the challenges of managing pets with special needs.
Notable Quotes:
- Brian Bald [12:02]: "Is that next for my dog? Because I feel like I've already spent 50 grand on that dog."
- Adam Carolla [12:14]: "Do you have any shirtless pictures of Nate? Just to get a better idea."
4. "What Can Adam Complain About" Segment [26:43 – 35:57]
In this recurring segment, the hosts brainstorm items Adam might find fault with, leading to a humorous critique of electric toothbrushes. They joke about the noise levels, maintenance hassles, and absurd scenarios involving toothbrushes acting as potential hazards.
Notable Quotes:
- Adam Carolla [27:35]: "It smells like a rag that was left in a garage and musty."
- Gina Grad [29:17]: "Have you changed the heads? You have to."
5. Hobo Power Segment: Managing Stinky Garments [98:08 – 157:43]
Hobo Power is a humorous segment where listeners share stories about dealing with unpleasant odors and dirty clothes. In this episode, Brian presents a garment soaked with sweat from racing, leading to a comical interaction where Gina and Giovanni react to the intense smell descriptions.
Notable Quotes:
- Gina Grad [130:38]: "It smells like really old, musty dirt."
- Adam Carolla [157:43]: "This could go on for a while, Pat. I'm gonna give."
6. Movie Reviews: Pixar’s "Inside Out" and "Wall E" [171:00 – 195:27]
The hosts delve into discussions about Pixar movies, particularly praising "Inside Out" for its imaginative storytelling and emotional depth. They compare it to earlier Pixar works like "Wall E," highlighting the evolution of animation and narrative complexity.
Notable Quotes:
- Giovanni [174:15]: "It’s a really, really, really good movie. I think everyone can enjoy it."
- Adam Carolla [175:53]: "We all listen to this. They steer us towards being nicer, having good schools, family."
7. Political Discussion: Racism and Media Influence [71:10 – 197:30]
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing race relations in the United States. Adam and the co-hosts analyze the impact of having a Black president on societal perceptions of racism. They critique media narratives, arguing that constant emphasis on racism serves both progressive goals and media profitability.
Notable Quotes:
- Adam Carolla [182:02]: "Racism, we are not cured of, clearly. And it's not just a matter of it not being polite to say 'nigger' in public."
- Giovanni [186:50]: "Another thing, in America we have to make sure kids are debating with what they want to eat. Which is absent the ideology. Which is just kindness and generosity."
8. Book Promotion and Personal Stories [82:05 – 152:10]
Adam promotes his book, "Daddy, Stop Talking," sharing heartfelt listener stories, including one from his mother who found the audiobook perfect for her cruise. Gina adds that her mother also enjoyed the book, highlighting its emotional resonance.
Notable Quotes:
- Gina Grad [140:16]: "So I get sent to the prison's shower room and I have to explain."
- Adam Carolla [198:38]: "If you took us all back to our childhoods... how is it going?"
9. News Segments with Gina Grad [99:56 – 179:01]
Gina Grad delivers news updates, including:
- The sale of Frank Sinatra’s address book at auction for around $8,000, containing personal contacts of celebrities like John Wayne, Elvis Presley, and Ronald Reagan.
- Taylor Swift’s confrontation with Apple Music over artist royalties during the free trial period, leading Apple to adjust its policy to compensate artists even during trials.
Notable Quotes:
- Gina Grad [167:21]: "You find out what your credit score is... it's the most important number in your life."
- Adam Carolla [125:59]: "It's super simple. It's super simple."
10. Final Advertisements and Announcements [152:10 – 209:17]
The episode concludes with various advertisements and promotions:
- LegalZoom: Promoting legal services for business needs.
- Credit Karma: Encouraging listeners to check their credit scores.
- Squatty Potty: Advertising ergonomic toilet accessories.
- ScoreBig: Offering ticket savings for events.
Upcoming Live Shows:
- Adam Carolla announces live shows in Irvine at the Improv on July 2nd, Sacramento at Cache Creek, and Santa Monica on June 30th.
- Book Promotion: Continues promoting "Daddy, Stop Talking."
Notable Quotes:
- Adam Carolla [195:25]: "He doesn’t deserve it. Michael Anthony is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met."
- Gina Grad [164:36]: "And then they get mumpsed by the fellow who came to get his own asses kicked."
Conclusion
This episode of the Adam Carolla Show, part of the Carolla Classics series, intertwines humorous anecdotes, personal stories, and critical discussions on societal issues like racism and media influence. Through segments like "What Can Adam Complain About" and "Hobo Power," along with in-depth movie reviews and heartfelt listener stories, the show offers a blend of comedy, introspection, and social commentary. The episode also features promotions for Adam's book and upcoming live events, maintaining the show's signature blend of humor and engagement.
Disclaimer: This summary is based on the provided transcript and aims to capture the essence and key elements of the episode. For the full experience, listening to the original podcast is recommended.