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All right. In this episode, comedian, actor Jeff Leach back in studio. Lots of hot talk. Mayhem's got some news. Also Eli David, who's the brother, one of the hostages that was taken by Hamas during the Nova Music Festival calls in. Very interesting conversation with him. We'll do all that right after this. Hey, this is Adam Carolla from the Adam Carolla Show. Summer is here and Podcast one has a brand new sports podcast. It's the all new Pac Man Jones show called Politely Raw. Now on Podcast one, join former NFL star and Pro bowl cornerback Pacman Jones as he brings you his unfiltered takes, raw interviews and stories as only he can tell them. If you love sports, culture and controversy, you're going to love Politely Raw as nothing is off limits. This makes for an entertaining and compelling listen each and every time. The new Pac Man Jones show Politely Raw episodes drop weekly and are available wherever you find podcasts.
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, comedian Jeff Leach. And we'll talk Israel with Israeli Eli David. Plus, we got the news and trending topics with Jason and Mayhem Miller. And now he didn't follow the Karen Reed retrial because it included the word Reed. Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, get it on Got to get on no choice but mandate get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling friend. Love that about you. Jeff Leach back in the studio. Comedian, voiceover, actor, actor.
Jeff Leach
Thanks Very much. Good to be here, man. Nice to see you.
Adam Carolla
Raconteur.
Jeff Leach
A raconteur. Oh, yeah. I guess I do a little bit of that movie.
Adam Carolla
It's on Hulu right now.
Jeff Leach
Predator, killer of killers, 98% on rotten tomatoes. That's unheard of.
Adam Carolla
That with the people and the. There's the people, then there's the critics.
Jeff Leach
Critics. Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And these days you kind of gotta hang with the people, depending on the subject matter. Cause the critics can be swayed, depending on what the themes are. Swayed or suede or paid. That's going on my license plate frame, man. I had my old one was yes, I do, but not with you. But I'm gonna remove that.
Jeff Leach
Swayed or paid, There it goes.
Adam Carolla
Oh, no, it's not spoiled. Just well taken care of. I think that's what I'm gonna remove. I miss a lot of proclamations. I mean, now it's a lot of political shit and gay flags and stuff. But it used to be.
Jeff Leach
At least in my bedroom.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah. But on the bumper st.
Mayhem Miller
It was 5:30 somewhere.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, like we. We knew where you were. There was. All right, I don't know. Now, you're from England, right?
Jeff Leach
Correct. Yeah.
Adam Carolla
The bumper sticker. See, I sit around, I think about this stuff we had. In N Out Burger was huge out here.
Jeff Leach
Right, right, right, right.
Adam Carolla
But In N Out Burger, the bumper sticker got modified to in and out urge.
Jeff Leach
Right.
Adam Carolla
So you had the urge to fornicate, and you want to let the person behind you, even if it's a couple of Mexicans in a gardening truck, where you were at carnally. You know what I mean?
Jeff Leach
I mean, a podcast. Sorry, a bumper sticker of In N Out. Trying to encourage you to get sexual is a very strange marketing strategy, isn't it?
Adam Carolla
Well, they just did In N Out Burgers. I would have to get in with the Sharpie and modify it my own self. Just like the Toyota truck driver. It didn't leave the factory saying Yoda.
Jeff Leach
Right.
Adam Carolla
That guy had to get some tape out.
Mayhem Miller
Just like Jack in the Box. Anal beads, huh? Sorry.
Jeff Leach
They are famous for that. The only time I only ever walked into a Jack in the Box once in my entire life, and I walked in to use a restroom. And when I went in there, there was a pair of soiled trousers. Really Homeless man leaving it. I was like, this is not my establishment. I don't think.
Adam Carolla
Can I say this? I do. There's certain places, and Jack in the Box is one of them, where I just want to walk in and go, what are we doing here, people? There's an in and burger three blocks that way. Here's the $86 extra they're going to charge you for a superior product. Take that. Like, is it really a financial thing?
Jeff Leach
It's wild on. I mean, it's like a cockroach. I think when the apocalypse does eventually come, the only things that will survive are cockroaches and Jack in the boxes. That's what it is.
Adam Carolla
Is it about stupidity in that? So let's. Let's just see if we can break down the human psyche here for a second. Okay? The most evolved, you picked the person that you. The thinker, the philosopher, the smart. I don't want to get political.
Mayhem Miller
Ubermensch.
Adam Carolla
Who's the. Who are. Leonardo da Vinci.
Jeff Leach
Oh, okay, okay.
Adam Carolla
So now I'm assuming Leonardo da Vinci wouldn't buy food at a.m. p.m. Because he doesn't want a hot dog that's stuffed with cheese. He would probably want something of a higher order.
Jeff Leach
Absolutely. I mean, you saw his drawings. He was aspiring to the perfect human.
Adam Carolla
Body in everything, which should not involve pump nachos. Yeah, absolutely. All right, so when you're at the top of the food chain, I mean, just. Okay, let's forget it. Personally, Jimmy Kimmel, very bright, very learned foodie, blah, blah, blah. Very soft touch, has the in and out urge. You couldn't pay him enough to go eat at it. In and out. I'm sorry, at a.m. p. M. Yeah, right. You couldn't do it. He'd go, no, we're gonna. We're gonna step it up.
Jeff Leach
But for 10 mil, he'll do an advert for In N Out.
Adam Carolla
Well, that's. That's. Cause he can be bought and I can't. You know, he did say to me once, he said to me, and I'm gonna circle back.
Jeff Leach
I've seen your bum sticker. You're suede, not pace.
Adam Carolla
That's what it is. That's right. I made fun of Mountain Dew my whole career. Right. I called it Nectar of the Tards. Who the fuck drinks Mountain Dew?
Jeff Leach
What's your gripe with it specifically?
Adam Carolla
It's the same. It's all in the milieu of what we're talking about, which is you have seven up, you have Sprite, you have lots. Good stuff.
Jeff Leach
Why does it need to be neon green?
Adam Carolla
Why. Why this? Yeah. Like, okay, what do we need Sunny D for if we have orange juice? Just fucking drink the orange juice. Don't drink Sunny D. Okay, So I made fun of Mountain Dew, calling it Nectar of the Tards my entire like early radio career. And then at some point Mountain Dew came to me and said, we'll give you $50,000 to do a radio campaign for Mountain Dew. And I said, thank you very much, and I took the money. Then Jimmy had the temerity to call me a sellout, right? He called me a sellout. He said I was just doing it for the money. And I said to Jimmy, I said, who's the joke really on? Yeah, you know what I mean? Is it on this guy? I don't think so. I made fun of Mountain Dew and now I'm getting 50 grand.
Jeff Leach
You might not like their product, but you, you like their money. And there's nothing wrong with that. You've been on it.
Adam Carolla
What's the joke on? It's on Mountain Dew. I would talk shit for 5 years and now you give me 50k.
Jeff Leach
Exactly.
Adam Carolla
I didn't feel that way. I was just trying to defend myself. Okay, so, okay, at the top of the food chain we'll just say jimmy discerning. And then at the bottom. Now people go bottom, they think of a dumb guy they work with or they went to high school with or something. But you really gotta go into a dog. A dog eats the same thing all day, every day. My dog is equally as excited to eat the kibble he gets every single day, twice a day. Doesn't care, tail's wagging, excited. That would not work with Jimmy Kimmel.
Jeff Leach
Right?
Adam Carolla
Okay, so that's the very, the very bottom. I argue that dumb people like bad food better than smart people like good food. Like kids with down syndrome want Mac and cheese and enjoy the fucking Mac and cheese and eat it every single day at noon and look forward to it much more than we would even a Michelin rated restaurant. What do you think?
Jeff Leach
I agree.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, so? So it's kind of a marker for stupidity, correct?
Jeff Leach
Yeah, to some extent. Yeah, Right.
Adam Carolla
What's weird outlier shit? Every once in a while there's some genius.
Jeff Leach
It's experiential though, isn't it? Because if you've never tasted the high end, you know, bougie restaurant, five star, Michelin star experience, don't know what you're missing.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah, your palate must be refined.
Jeff Leach
Annie's Mac and cheese does taste pretty good.
Adam Carolla
It does.
Jeff Leach
You know what I mean? By the way, if you've got 50k, Adam Carolla will do an advert for you and his Mac and cheese.
Mayhem Miller
Crab Mac and cheese.
Adam Carolla
So I don't get the jack in the box experience because I'm like, There's a Carl's Jr. Or Burger King across the street. You probably enjoy yourself more. But then I realized I'm looking at it through the lens of somebody who's got brain cells.
Jeff Leach
Can you leave your shitty pants in the toilet?
Adam Carolla
That's a good point. But I will tell you this. I will tell you this. There is one thing that Jack in the Box does better than any other place and McDonald's as well. Dawson's. Dawson's point to me because he likes the tacos.
Dawson
I would argue simultaneously the best and worst.
Adam Carolla
I like their marketing campaigns, but I wouldn't. But to call it a taco, it's really like sort of a protein food product or something.
Dawson
It's not really a taco, but Soylent Green is people.
Adam Carolla
It is its own. But look, at a certain point, a Twinkie is not a pastry. It's a Twinkie. It's its own thing. But Jack in the Box tacos, not a taco. It's a Jack in the Box tacos, its own thing. I don't know if they still have it, Dawson, but the apple pie. The apple pie is better. Is better than the McDonald's and better when you can get anywhere else. They do. They had. Don't know if they still have it. A good apple pie.
Mayhem Miller
Undercover jacket.
Jeff Leach
Speaking of stupidity, I thought they had to take out the hot apple pie from McDonald's because people were suing them for burning themselves on the nuclear wheat.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah. Oh, my.
Adam Carolla
It is very. It is very warm.
Jeff Leach
They managed to condense, you know, the power of a molten volcanic explosion into one small pastry. I know people didn't know to blow on it or give it 30 seconds before they stick it in their stupid faces.
Adam Carolla
Well, it's a weird. It's a thing where one side of your brain is saying, I am going to blister my tongue in the inside of the mouth if it touches this. The other part of your brain, the reptilian part, is I cannot look at this sugary gooey goodness for more than three seconds before I shove it in my fucking mouth. Like we always do it. Like, you break it open steaming. You go, oh, okay. It's like I just. How about you set it down? How? You give me a minute. Set it down. You listen to one Beatles song and come back.
Jeff Leach
Enjoy the moment.
Adam Carolla
But you can't do it.
Mayhem Miller
You can't do it. Pie never boils.
Jeff Leach
Do you think it's just shame? Maybe it's just shame when you see. They go, God, I'm eating this and I know there's no apple on top of that.
Mayhem Miller
It's room temperature on the outside. Completely normal. You break it up and it's. Yeah, molten lava.
Jeff Leach
Just the liquid portion is going to ruin my entire week.
Adam Carolla
It's the exact opposite of the plates and the bowls that go into the microwave. And only the bowl heats up and whatever's inside it is still cold. It's the inverse of that. And by the way, that just happened to me. When you buy bowls or plates, shouldn't there be a warning that just goes, look, this is not gonna work. You could put a can of soup in this bowl. You could put it in the microwave, and when you pull it out in two minutes, the soup will be colder and the bowl will be molten. You'll burn your hand on the bowl. But it's not gonna. Shouldn't we know the difference between the stuff that works in the microwave and the stuff that doesn't?
Jeff Leach
I just love coming to the show. Cause I get to see a little taste of what goes on in your mind. You're angry about the most insane things. And I love it. I love it.
Adam Carolla
All right, well, now I got real news to get to.
Jeff Leach
Okay, seriously.
Adam Carolla
I put a tweet out or a YouTube thing out about progressive guys crossing their legs and how hard they cross their legs and then what it really kind of means.
Jeff Leach
And then young or old, progressive guys, because the older you get, the bigger the nuts get. And then it's more difficult to cross the leg.
Adam Carolla
I agree. I know we can summon that little YouTube thing because there's a new leader in the clubhouse now. I find it interesting, and I'm not. There's no judgment here. What I'm kind of realizing is when you on the other side of the aisle, you show me guy, the trucker hat with Oakley blades on top of the bill, I'll tell you how that guy votes.
Jeff Leach
Sure.
Adam Carolla
I don't need to see how he's dressed. I don't need to see the truck he drove.
Jeff Leach
That's a Ford F150, by the way.
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That he sees again.
Adam Carolla
All right, maybe a rally.
Mayhem Miller
Oakleys are upside down.
Adam Carolla
Right? Upside down. You gotta invert the Oakleys. Listen, if you wanna put them on the back of your neck, that's fine. Evidently, there's something about hardcore Republican dudes where they don't really know what to do with their sunglasses.
Mayhem Miller
Or they have the little strap and they hang down in front. That's like electrician.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I don't know where to put the strap guy or the magnet Two part guy. I'm not sure where to put that guy on the political spectrum.
Jeff Leach
They want to be out in the sunshine, but they realize they're getting a tan is a little too effeminate. It's a bit gay for them, isn't it, to have a nice golden brown.
Adam Carolla
There's something about, like, I wear sunglasses. I hook them on my shirt, and I just sort of do it that way. But there's something about the Republican man that has to invert them and put them on top of the hat or hang them off the back of your neck. I don't know what it is, but I assume. And I don't think they know it, right? But they're signaling. They're going, here's where I'm at.
Jeff Leach
Okay. Yeah, here's where I'm at.
Adam Carolla
And it's kind of, look, there's a.
Jeff Leach
I'm part of the club.
Adam Carolla
There's an overt way. I'm gonna take my Ram and I'm gonna truck, and I'm gonna put my.
Jeff Leach
American flag on sticker in the back window as well. It's a Punisher sticker.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
Mayhem Miller
Breeding displays for Christian milfs.
Adam Carolla
Yes. Yeah. So what it is is a pair.
Jeff Leach
Of metal nuts hanging off the back of the truck.
Adam Carolla
Guys who wear Rolex who go, okay, ladies, you know, this guy's cash rich, you know, right? So the guy goes. He pulls up in his Ram truck. He's got the Punisher sticker in the back, right? In and out. Urge under that. And he pulls up, and then he walks into the venue. Movie theater. Doesn't matter where he is. Target. It doesn't matter. But he can't drive his truck with the Punisher sticker inside of the target.
Jeff Leach
I mean, some of them do, but. Yeah, I give it to you.
Adam Carolla
But he needs to know where I'm at. But I don't have my truck, right? So I'll put the glass. I'll put the Oakley blades upside down on my cap. And then you'll know this, dude. You know what I mean? And so there's that on one side, and then on the other, we all see the women who got the orange streak in their hair. Whatever. We go, okay, we know Hillary Clinton, whatever. There's a thing with progressive Democrat politicians who cross their legs like a chick that cross hard. And if they're really progressive, they wear colorful socks where the pant leg gets hiked on the leg. They cross. And then you sort of. You sort of signal to your crowd where you're at.
Jeff Leach
If you're uber progressive, when they cross the legs, they immediately get an erection.
Adam Carolla
That's right. Although. Yeah. Okay. All right, I'll show you. Well, we have our Twitter. Sorry. We have our clip that we're looking for. Not this. I do believe we're asking for the thing we showed that'll illustrate this. But I'll get back to Obama, but whatever it is, here we go. This is me talking, I think, to Drew about it.
Jeff Leach
Okay.
Adam Carolla
But we turned it into something. Sorry. All progressive guys cross their legs like women. What? They do, literally, it's a sign. It's. I cross my legs. As I cross my leg, it'll hike up my top leg, pant leg, and it'll expose my colorful sock. And then you'll know where I'm at. By the way, you can watch them all. Watch Gavin Newsom. Watch them all. Watch them how they cross their legs. And then watch how Trump crosses his legs. He doesn't cross legs. He'll sit, like, wide open.
Jeff Leach
He just puts a diamond in front of his testicles. Right. He sits like this every time.
Adam Carolla
So there's Trump with the diamond. His diamond, which accentuates his nutsack. And then you have Justin Trudeau signaling, I have no balls. I have no balls. I will sit in this position for four hours, cut off the circulation of my nutsack, because I do not have balls. But I have colorful socks. So you know where I'm at. Ladies, gay community. You know where I stand, look at my socks, and watch me cross my legs like a chick. All right, so it's. It's. Now, I don't know if they. Anyone knows what they're doing, but everyone just falls into a signaling thing.
Jeff Leach
And what do I give you? Because I'm always an open leg man. I don't cross my legs like that. But then also, this is a guy who doesn't believe in either of these parties.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, no. I think your leg positioning is about simpatico. Yeah. But a guy who's gonna build a bunker actually going, I have a huge set of balls, which is basically like, hey, I ran. Look out. I got fucking balls. Ball. I got bombing balls. Trudeau's like, I have balls tucked up my asshole, so I can sit this way. And it's so universal. It's weird. And it's gotta be. It's not happenstance or coincidence. So Obama popped up the other day, and I was just looking at him in the news. I don't care what he was talking about. I was looking at his legs, and he went for A deep cross. And his cross was deeper than the chick he was talking to.
Jeff Leach
Like Sharon Stone in the movie.
Adam Carolla
That's exactly right.
Mayhem Miller
Hooked the ankle on the other ankle.
Jeff Leach
Right?
Adam Carolla
He went for a deep leg cross, and he got his. He got his cross in deeper than the chick. Now, look, you know what it. You choke people out. You know how to get in deep, right?
Mayhem Miller
Yeah, definitely.
Adam Carolla
He's. That. That chair's tapping out.
Mayhem Miller
He triangled himself.
Adam Carolla
He's going. And when they pull back, you'll see that it's deeper than the woman's craw. Or maybe that's it. Hold on.
Mayhem Miller
Come on.
Adam Carolla
Wait a minute. Oh, he's talking to. Oh, he's talking to a transgender person. Now I'm confused with where the legs go. Transgender leg cross gotta be deep, right?
Jeff Leach
I mean, depends what state of the process you're at.
Adam Carolla
You're right.
Jeff Leach
If you've had problem surgery, there's less. Less hindrance. You know, you might dive into it across.
Adam Carolla
It was such a simpler time when we had pre op and post op, it was real easy. You know, you just go, transgender, worst shit pre op.
Jeff Leach
Where these days, you might be at the club Adam, you know, you're making out with a beautiful woman, and then you get home and you find out, well, it's only half of the experience.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Mm. So. So Obama's got a deeper cross than the transgender, by the way. I just saw it from here on a small tv, so I didn't even know he was talking to a dude with long hair. She. He, she. Whatever. Now it all makes sense. So now he really has to signal. I'm a puss with no balls. And it's really. It's essentially saying, I am evolved because I crossed my legs.
Jeff Leach
Like, could it just be, like. It could just be a kink. Maybe you're just yucking his yum. Maybe, you know, you said he's trying to choke his own balls out. Maybe that's what gets him going. He loves it.
Adam Carolla
I could be yucking his yum. And I gave it some yuck yum consideration. But I'm. I. It's so universal that it just got. I don't think there was a memo. I just think it's understood. And I don't think anyone told Trump how to sit either. It's just understood.
Mayhem Miller
I think there's a genetic anomaly. The guys have a hip to waist ratio that allows them to do the same thing.
Adam Carolla
You gotta be wavy, and the Dems are a little more wavy. But also, I. Every once in a while, will Go. I'm gonna try this. And I find it wildly uncomfortable.
Jeff Leach
I'm gonna throw something at you. Is it also potentially down to what's being worn underneath the pantsuit leg? Right. Because if you're wearing boxer. I wear boxers with a little. A little support around the front. Right. One of those little pouches.
Adam Carolla
Is it a boxer brief type thing?
Jeff Leach
Yeah, but that still gives you a little bit of freedom, a little bit of movement. You know, the balls can sit there, so I have to sit open legged. But if you're wearing a tight pair of, you know, budgie smugglers, then everything's held up there. It's basically in your belly button, you know, at that point. And then the cross is easy. It's quite comfortable.
Mayhem Miller
But I tried that cross. It's mashed plums.
Jeff Leach
Right. But you don't wear any underwear at all. You just wear a diaper. Correct.
Adam Carolla
This is a very sad piece of information. The lady is Heather Cox Richardson. Heather got my cocks off. Cut my cocks off. Richardson. No, Heather Cox Richardson. By the way, when I hear the hyphenated name, I also know where you're at. She is a regular lady. And I have said this transgender thing is a scourge for homely women. Because it's one thing to be known as homely, it's another thing to be mistaken for former dude. You know what I mean? And we're all sitting around going, okay, dude, and it's like, nope, just homely. I mean, this is much worse than mistaken for pregnant. When you're fat, it's mistaken for being a dude.
Jeff Leach
How do you feel about muscle mummies? Adam Corona? How do you feel about that? How do you feel about, like, a feminine woman who's born a woman, but then creating a body that would appear, I'm sure, a lot more masculine? Are you against that, you fool?
Adam Carolla
That I don't listen. First off, we're all God's hard wank.
Jeff Leach
Or is it an easy wank? That's why I wanted to.
Adam Carolla
I have a very basic kind of meat and potatoes, 1940s version of what a woman is supposed to look like.
Jeff Leach
You're both very feminine.
Mayhem Miller
She's a very riveter.
Adam Carolla
I always like just feminine. I don't. I don't want any rough trade. I don't. I don't get all the weird kink stuff.
Jeff Leach
You don't want her to be able to bench press more than you. I get it.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Yeah. I'm all just straight meat and potatoes.
Jeff Leach
So I quite like the idea of a Woman who could lift the car off me in case that was ever necessary. I think that's. There's something quite sexy about a strong woman.
Mayhem Miller
I like one that can run a single leg, you know what I mean? And I have to sprawl, like, really real, you know, I don't want to be, like, you know, bowled over, but at the same time, I want to put some defense up.
Adam Carolla
So this person that we all thought was a dude is really.
Mayhem Miller
That was an ugly woman. I got seduced into your way of thinking.
Adam Carolla
Well, let me see her one more time. All I'm saying is, is the problem is. Is. It's. It's always on the table. And the problem is, is now I'm assuming it is, but again, I. I don't know.
Jeff Leach
Why are you looking for it? That's the question. There.
Eli David
There's this.
Jeff Leach
This. This obsession with the trans community.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Jeff Leach
It's interesting to watch because I don't know how many of those men are just a little. A little turtle.
Adam Carolla
I know.
Jeff Leach
I've all.
Mayhem Miller
A little spicy there.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I mean, we've all had our mom's friends with the short haircut that had a little dude in them. You know, I got.
Jeff Leach
Your hands felt good when they picked you up and gave you a cuddle. You know what I mean? And there's something about that.
Adam Carolla
This isn't the shot. I need to see the shot of her a little earlier than this.
Jeff Leach
That's too feminine for you.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, this is it. This is it. Sorry, Sorry. This had some dude in her, but she just giving.
Jeff Leach
Like, she's giving me Historical professor. Yeah, I don't think it's got anything to do with femininity. She's giving me, like, my appearance is more natural. I'm not a lipstick. And, you know, she could be smoking.
Mayhem Miller
A pipe with those jackets with the arm patches.
Jeff Leach
I would have her as my Dungeons and Dragons, like dm. That's what she's given me, that kind of energy.
Adam Carolla
I love this. Maybe. Maybe I should apologize. But now the problem is.
Jeff Leach
Will you.
Adam Carolla
I won't. You've left the door open. This is the problem with. I don't. I don't know anymore.
Jeff Leach
Now, do you do anything that the outside world might perceive to be feminine? Are you feminine in any ways, or do you encourage any of these?
Adam Carolla
I like sex in the city.
Jeff Leach
Oh, I thought you were gonna say I like sex from behind. I like to get pegged once in a while. It is what it is. No, what's your feminine entity? Nothing. Physical.
Adam Carolla
I don't have anything other than there's certain shows I'll watch that are chick sort of staples of lady chicks.
Jeff Leach
I mean, you got your legs out and you got a pair of ankle socks on.
Adam Carolla
The ankle socks are more born of lethargy than they are of any. I am.
Jeff Leach
I can't be bothered to roll up that last bit of sock.
Adam Carolla
I take the laziest, fastest route for everything all the time and always have and have never had any concept of a style, sense of style or look or anything.
Jeff Leach
I'm drinking you in, but I'm also seeing the way you're crossing the lower part of your portion of your legs tightly wrapped round one another. See, some people might consider that to be a little feminine. If you were sat here and Obama, he might be making a few little comments about the bottom half of yours.
Adam Carolla
I'll venture to say that between my obsession with like vintage cars and race cars and building, constant building stuff and, you know, maybe boxing and stuff, like, I'm probably the least I probably the least feminine mind of almost anyone anyone I know. I think in terms of if you put it on paper, like if you said, what does Adam Carolla love? Well, building. Okay, number two, cars. Number three, making fun of women. Number four, making fun of women. Number five, stand up comedy. Number six, making documentaries about car stuff. Now, eventually you might think I was gay in hiding it.
Jeff Leach
I mean. Well, you brought up a good point because the obsession with watching all these politicians and how they cross their legs, I've never watched an interview, a political interview, and gone like, I wonder what he's kind of gonna do with his legs. I wonder how smushed his legs are.
Adam Carolla
Well, for me, I'm a pattern studier. So when I see stuff, my brain is always trying to conceive a pattern.
Jeff Leach
A likely story, Adam, Correct a likely story.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Well, moving on. Moving on. Whoopi Goldberg, who I'm sort of obsessed with because I have a sort of obsession with unclear thinking.
Jeff Leach
Okay.
Adam Carolla
And I'm also. It's also sort of weird that people take this deep into life. I mean, is Whoopi Goldberg 70? She's 72. She hit the scene years and years and years ago. I remember my sister who was working at a hair salon in Silver Lake. She must have been 19, I must have been 18. It was like an old gay Silver Lake hair salon. And she had like a tape. Oh, Whoopi, 69. She had a tape of Whoopi Goldberg from like her one woman, you know, off Broadway. And I was like, this woman's a genius. She's a genius doing all these different characters. I don't know. Times were different back then. I was 18. You know, my sister's 19 now. Maybe a little overly impressed, but it was like, wow, this person's a genius and a great performer doing all these different characters and a one woman show. And so, you know, courageous and interesting and nuanced and what have you. Now, if you went and looked at it today, I don't know. I don't know if it would hold up. I don't know, but. I don't know. But all I knew is this person was a shining star and a talent. And it also seemed very nuanced and interesting and had a perspective that was interesting. And now she's 69 and she goes onto the View and she just sort of says nonsensical shit that a 9 year old could pick apart. And I don't even. I mean, I get it. She has a theme and her Theme is this country is racist and bad, but she's in this country and she's been making a ton of dough since I was 18, at least. And she makes 8 million bucks a year now working in a bathrobe and slippers, essentially. I mean, she has the greatest job in the world because. Because she shows up in her pajamas and then rambles incoherently for an hour and then gets $8 million and goes home, as far as I can tell. But this is her take. So I got the one chick on the View who's sort of semi normal, and she's trying to sort of explain that I think she's heritage is from Iran. And that being in Iran, if you're gay or you're something is very different than being from here. And then Whoopi's gonna do what Whoopi does, which explain that here is every bit as bad. Okay, it's an interesting. Okay, it's an interesting supposition. You guys are in New York. You are making the case that it's very dangerous to be a black person in modern day America, except for your fucking mayor is black and a bunch of white people voted that guy in. And then the mayor of the second biggest city is a black woman, and the mayor of Chicago is black, and we have tons of black mayors that white people vote in. So I don't know what the supposition. That wouldn't happen in Iran. I'm guessing. I'm guessing you don't get Karen Bass running victory. Never been, but I'm assuming, I'm just assuming. So here's Whoopi's thing, and it's kind of a disease, really, that she has to kind of keep pounding away on how bad America is. And the other chick is just saying, look, okay, we have our problems. It's just not what that is. You don't. Look, you can be gay, by the way, I don't know if Whoopi's gay. She's black, she's something. She lives here, she's a millionaire, no one bothers her. And then she'll go, well, that's me. I'll go, okay, but do you see regular black folk or gay folk just being beat up, like, constantly? Okay, let's listen to it.
Whoopi Goldberg
It's good and it's slow.
Sunny Hostin
But let's just remember too, the Iranians literally throw gay people off of buildings. They don't adhere to basic human rights.
Whoopi Goldberg
Listen, here's the thing. Let's not do that. Because if we start with that, we have been Known in this country to tie gay folks to the car.
Adam Carolla
All right, pause. First off, there's a difference between happen once and been known to.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Do you know what I mean? Like, dirigibles from Germany have been known to catch on fire. Well, that was the Hindenburg. But it's not the Goodyear blimp that goes to every major college stadium every week without incident. But something happened.
Jeff Leach
But it's not less Nazis on the Goodyear blimp as less.
Adam Carolla
Less of the brown shirts on the Goodyear blimp. Okay, so she says in their culture, they throw gay people off the roof. Whoopi says one time, One thing happened 31 years ago here. And then tries to turn it into some sort of universal experience. All right, so already retarded point number one. But also. So what are you arguing, Whoopi? Like, what's. What's your thesis?
Jeff Leach
I think she's just making her paycheck, isn't it? Because this is what that show is. I've never. I mean, I've watched clips of the View, probably. This is maybe the fifth one I've ever watched. It's. It's. You know, it's a. It's a group of people sitting around a table whinging about things, isn't it? This is the gossip table. This is what it is. So she's just making her paycheck. You know, she has to provide a counter argument to anything that's said by. By a guest on it, I guess.
Adam Carolla
But it's not even a guess that the woman's just a member.
Jeff Leach
Oh, is that a permanent member? Is that a permanent member of the.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, she's just sort of saying, look, okay, by the way, people stop arguing this all the time, okay? Iran is worse than the United States in terms of being a gay citizen. Okay, that's.
Jeff Leach
All right.
Adam Carolla
Can we agree or disagree on this? Okay, Whoopi, if you had a gay son, which country would you rather be raised in? Iran or raised in the United States? Answer yes or no.
Jeff Leach
Which, by the way, would have been a great counterpoint.
Adam Carolla
They wouldn't work on her because she. All right, here we go. Hey, Dawson, man, the button here. Because we're gonna do a lot of this. Sorry. Yeah, okay.
Whoopi Goldberg
Hanging black people. So let's.
Adam Carolla
All right, sorry. I got it Right. She saying hanging. Well, we'll go back 10 seconds, but, yeah, we're gonna have to bump back 10 if we can, and then we'll just do it that way. But here we go.
Whoopi Goldberg
Keep hanging black people.
Sunny Hostin
So it is not even the same. I couldn't.
Whoopi Goldberg
Stephen, that's not what you mean to say. It is the same.
Sunny Hostin
No, it's not.
Adam Carolla
All right, pause it. It's not what you mean to say. She's saying it's not the same. It's not the same. Yes. Black people. Yes. We're lynched now. They're not. It's not the same. That's not what you mean to say. Yeah, I think it's what she means to say, don't you? What happened? What's going on with her brain?
Jeff Leach
Ridiculous, I think. I think comparing apples to oranges is a bit of a strange.
Adam Carolla
I agree. All right.
Mayhem Miller
Why is she defending Iran?
Adam Carolla
She doesn't like this country. That's the problem. It's not that she likes Iran and it's not that she's defending Iran. She doesn't like this country. And the reason I'm so keen on this is because I grew up with these people, where they go, look, I love this country. I want the best for this country. I'm very patriotic.
Mayhem Miller
But you have to understand what we.
Adam Carolla
Did to those Indians during the Trail of Tears march. And it's like, how come everything is. But how much you hate this country. No one could ever go, I'm an angry old cunt and I don't really like fucking anything, but I'm really mad at my dad who abandoned me, right? And now I'm mad at this country. But instead they go, no, no, no. I love this is the best country in the world. And then they go right into, okay, here's Whoopi. Keep going.
Sunny Hostin
The United States is nothing. Like, if I step foot wearing this, I can't have my hair. That was so bad, I can't have my. I'm telling you, I literally said it was up to the Iranian people.
Whoopi Goldberg
Yes, it is up to. And that's why I am saying that it is the same. Murdering someone for their difference.
Adam Carolla
Hold on.
Whoopi Goldberg
Is not good. Whoever does, it's not good.
Adam Carolla
These are fucking. I was gonna say 10 cent thoughts, but they're like 5 cents. Murdering somebody because they're different is not good. It's not. It's the opposite of. It's bad. It's never good. Okay?
Jeff Leach
Unemployable audience members, simplistic point that, you know, pandering for some applause. This is. I gotta be honest, this is deeply frustrating to me. Just watching this show that 30 seconds has upset me. You know when you're laying in bed at night in foreign country and you're enjoying a little bit of sunshine and it's a beachside resort, and then a couple of mosquitoes are in the room. That's what it felt like to me because it was just five people talking over the top of the street.
Mayhem Miller
I'm just mad that none of these bitches are wearing a hijab.
Jeff Leach
Yeah, you're mad that they're not.
Adam Carolla
I'd like them to be.
Jeff Leach
There.
Adam Carolla
I want them to be fired from their hijab. Fucking bitches. First off, they're all. It's horrible TV because they're all talking at the same time.
Jeff Leach
That is terrible.
Adam Carolla
Secondly, Whoopi's doing the thing where people who make really shitty points have to talk over the other person. Because when you make a good point, you just sit back and you go, go ahead, your move.
Jeff Leach
And thirdly, she's wearing white socks with black trainers, which I think is the biggest.
Adam Carolla
And look at the voice.
Mayhem Miller
That's a signal.
Adam Carolla
Look at that leg cross. All right, back at 10 seconds. And let's see what she has to say.
Whoopi Goldberg
Sorry, someone for their difference is not good. Whoever does, it's not good.
Adam Carolla
Not good.
Whoopi Goldberg
So that's why I said you weren't saying what I heard was not what you meant.
Sunny Hostin
I think it's very different to live in the United States in 2025 than it is to live in a rock.
Adam Carolla
Not if you're black.
Whoopi Goldberg
Not for everybody.
Mayhem Miller
No.
Adam Carolla
I think Austin has to jump in on the race just to jump on the ra. Not for everybody. Not for all. I don't even know if Sunny Hassan is perceived as black. Like, when she walks down, she's like, half the Meghan Markle's and all the other bitches of the world are like, I'm being discriminated. I don't think people see you as even black. I don't think of Meghan Markle as black. I don't know you as black.
Jeff Leach
No one sees me as black.
Adam Carolla
Sunny Hostage looks like a beautiful woman. Doesn't seem any darker than the Iranian chick who's sitting next to her. But like Meghan Markle doing the race card is always weird because I'm like, you don't present as anything. You know, like, you go like. You know, when I go into the sandwich store to buy sandwich, I'm discriminate. And I think you just look like a hot chick with a tan who walked into the sandwich store.
Jeff Leach
Right? I mean, well, yeah. I mean, listen, I've never been a biracial, so I don't know what it's like, but I imagine there's Some. There's some exclusion from both parts of society. White people probably go, you're not white enough to be part of our group. And maybe black people go, you're not black enough to be part of our group.
Adam Carolla
I don't think people know who you are.
Jeff Leach
Right.
Adam Carolla
That's my argument, is I don't know.
Jeff Leach
So you should just copy blank and say I'm slightly Mediterranean.
Adam Carolla
Meghan Markle in Los Angeles. I don't think people would know what she in New York?
Mayhem Miller
Puerto Rican.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I don't even know what she was. I mean, you walk around la, I don't know if a guy's Armenian or he's Mexican or he's mixed or something racially ambiguous. Yes. All right, we're all heading there. All right, we'll keep playing it. So she was. Whoopi's now explaining that you don't know what it's like to be in 2025 to be Black in America. That's what she's explaining now. And Sonny's jumping in the United States.
Sunny Hostin
In 2025 than it is to live in Iran.
Whoopi Goldberg
Not for everybody.
Adam Carolla
Not for everybody. Not for Whoopi.
Sunny Hostin
Do not anyone at this table.
Whoopi Goldberg
Let me tell you about being in this country. This is the greatest country in the world.
Adam Carolla
All right, Pause. That's. Does this.
Mayhem Miller
That's rude.
Adam Carolla
Does this bitch sound like she thinks this is the greatest country in the world?
Jeff Leach
She definitely sounds conflicted in what she thinks of America.
Adam Carolla
She just did a soliloquy about being black in this country and being gay in this country and just equating it to living under Sharia law. Right, okay. But this is the greatest country in the world. I told you. They always have to say that. Then they got to circle back. All right, sorry. Go ahead.
Whoopi Goldberg
Let me tell you about being in this country. This is the greatest country in the world. But I know that.
Adam Carolla
I know that she knows it.
Whoopi Goldberg
And we all know that. We all know, but every day we are worried. Do we have to be worried about our kids? Are our kids going to get shot because they're running through somebody's neighborhood?
Adam Carolla
These are.
Whoopi Goldberg
They are not big deals.
Adam Carolla
All right? Hold on. Your black kid's gonna get shot by another black kid in a black neighborhood. That's how they get shot. Okay? Statistically, that's how it's gonna work. Okay? But you gotta worry. You gotta worry that every day, if your kid's jogging through Bel Air or Encino, they're just gonna get gunned down.
Jeff Leach
Well, I guess she's sort of Referencing Ahmad, Audrey, Atlanta.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. She's de. Referencing things that happen once every blue moon versus shit that happens all day, every day, which is her problem. She's got black guy jogging, getting shot in Atlanta, guy getting dragged behind truck, and has turned that into a way of life for this country. Isolated incidents, which is what dumb people do.
Jeff Leach
It's not. It's a weekend endeavor for those people. Right? Yeah, yeah.
Adam Carolla
I mean, it's that.
Jeff Leach
Look, it's not 9 to 5 Monday through Friday.
Adam Carolla
They just say, no, it's a Juneteenth celebration. All right, here we go.
Whoopi Goldberg
To say they're not big deals to you, because that's what I meant.
Adam Carolla
They are not doing well there either.
Judge
They are not doing well in Iran.
Adam Carolla
They are not educated. They cannot talk. They cannot be.
Whoopi Goldberg
I'm talking about.
Sunny Hostin
Nobody wants to diminish the very real problems we have in this country. That's no one's intent. But I think it's important to remember there are places much darker than this country and people deserve.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Whoopi Goldberg
Not everybody feels that way.
Adam Carolla
Pause. That's not about what you feel like, bitch. Just look at statistics. First off, not everyone feels that way. All right? There's a large percentage of people who believe in a flat earth, we never landed on the moon, and are deeply into the Chupacabra.
Mayhem Miller
You talk about Joe Rogan.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but not everyone feels that way. Yeah, I know, Whoopi, I don't give a fuck what you feel like. This is about what is not what you feel like. But that's not an argument. But not everyone feels that way.
Jeff Leach
Is this the whole show, by the way? Is this the whole show? Because I thought I had a misconception of the View. I thought they just, like, brought Jason Momoa on and talked about how hot he looked and things like that, you know, and kind of, what cocktails are you enjoying this summer? I thought that's what it was.
Adam Carolla
Act three, Momoa plays the ukulele.
Jeff Leach
Right.
Adam Carolla
But before that, it's hot political talk.
Jeff Leach
I see.
Adam Carolla
Not everyone. I think gays have it worse in Iran. Not everyone feels that way. Right. Dumb people don't feel that way. Okay, but let's not go off their feelings. All right, here we go.
Sunny Hostin
Nobody wants to diminish the very real problems we have in this country. That's no one's intent.
Adam Carolla
But I think it's important we remember.
Sunny Hostin
There are places much darker than this country and people deserve.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Whoopi Goldberg
Not everybody feels that way. Not everybody feels that way. Listen, I'm sorry. You know, Sorry. When you think about the fact that. Fact that we were. We got the vote in 1965.
Adam Carolla
Okay.
Sunny Hostin
They don't have free and fair elections in Iran. It's not even the same universe.
Adam Carolla
They can't go out of their house. Yeah, but what about stuff that happened 60 years ago?
Whoopi Goldberg
No, wait, I can make you want to.
Adam Carolla
Let me try.
Whoopi Goldberg
It's like, try to reverse roles with a.
Adam Carolla
With a black person in this country, let's say.
Whoopi Goldberg
Because I think that's what you're talking about.
Eli David
Yes.
Whoopi Goldberg
Just try to understand from their point.
Adam Carolla
Of view, from that point of view.
Whoopi Goldberg
This country does not do them well, does not go.
Sunny Hostin
I completely acknowledge that.
Whoopi Goldberg
If you're talking about Iran, Iran is doing worse things. But relatively speaking.
Sunny Hostin
Well, you know, that feels bad on this.
Adam Carolla
It feels bad.
Whoopi Goldberg
I guess we're going to come back. We're going to come back and talk more about this.
Adam Carolla
These are some of the dumbest people on the planet. I mean, I know it sounds, you know, easy to make fun of them, but they. You got to see supply. First off, it's got to be bizarre just to ride this whole black thing into the sunset. Just. It's 2025. We had a black president. Your city has a black mayor. You two black chicks are making more than the white chicks on the View. Just let it go. Just move on. Why. Why do this to your own psyche? Like, why walk around?
Jeff Leach
It feels like very tiring television. That's not the kind of program that I probably would digest. It does. Definitely feels like a reach to equate the situation for, you know, gay people in Iran to, you know, the black community within America. Because those things are not. Not direct. They're so diametrically, well, different.
Mayhem Miller
They have grinder in Iran. They just throw you in a meat grinder.
Jeff Leach
I mean, I've got. Literally all they need to do is just install trampolines at the bottom of every tall building, and life will be.
Adam Carolla
Open China, just like the man show. Come on, now. All right, let's take a break. Mayhem's got some news. And we'll do that right after this. Oh, oh, oh. Riley Auto Parts. Yeah, you know the jingle. They're in the business of keeping your car on the road. O'Reilly Auto Parts offers friendly, helpful service and the parts knowledge you need to maintain and repair your vehicle. Always used O'Reilly. Big fan of these guys. Used them well, because I had to back in the day. I mean, you know, budget was pretty tight. Work on my own cars. Now I use them because I love the hobby of working on cars. So whether you're a car aficionado or an auto novice, you'll find the employees at O'Reilly Auto Parts are knowledgeable, helpful, and best of all, they are friendly. Stop by O'Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at O'ReillyAuto.com Adam that's O'ReillyAuto.com.
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Jeff Leach
It's a terrifying time, man. It's a terrifying time to be in America, man.
Adam Carolla
I don't understand.
Jeff Leach
I don't know what's going on. I think this is the problem, is that everyone wants to just fucking scream at each other. That's what's going on now. We need to find a way to have communication again. You know, I'm a left wing guy, but I hate PC culture. I can see some arguments from both sides. I try and talk to people. I talk to Trump supporters all the time. I say, why do you vote for Trump? And not all of them are racist. Not all of them are xenophobes. You know, some of them are jokes.
Dawson
Jeff Leach is on the Adam Carolla Show.
Adam Carolla
Jeff's got dates. Where do we go to find your dates?
Jeff Leach
That clip. You just sending me out some old material. Hilarious. You trying to get my green card recipient? What the fuck, Adam? Jesus.
Adam Carolla
Oh, you got a green card?
Jeff Leach
I have got a green card. I'm for a green card, baby. Where do we go to come and see me live? Yeah. West Covina Laugh Factory. I'll be there headlining from July 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th. So if you, if you hate your family, don't want to celebrate, you know, kicking the Brits out of this country, then come and see one. Come and enjoy a red coat that weekend. And then I'll be in Cincinnati on July 30th at the Funny Bone and then Columbus, Ohio, on the 31st at the Funny Bone.
Adam Carolla
All right, ma' am, you got some news?
Mayhem Miller
Got some news. Lakers being sold. In a $10 billion NBA bombshell, the buss families entered an agreement to sell its majority stake in the lakers for approximately $10 billion to businessman Mark Walter. $10 billion. Yep. She will remain in her position as the franchise governor after the. Who? Jeannie Buss.
Adam Carolla
Jeannie Buss gonna remain.
Mayhem Miller
Yep.
Adam Carolla
It is a weird. It's Such a weird world. First off, the idea that I made it from 0 to like 41 without even really hearing the word billion tossed around. Unless it was a giant. Do you remember when you used to.
Jeff Leach
Say millionaire and that was like a whoa, this guy's an odin.
Adam Carolla
Oh, not only that, you can't even.
Jeff Leach
Buy a house in LA for that.
Adam Carolla
You know, we would say, that guy's got a million dollar house when the house was $461,000. It's million dollar smile and a million dollar house. You know, the million dollar career. But million dollars just meant like 400K. Now, I mean, for fun, I will drive around and Andrew, I don't know if it's on tape anywhere, but like, I'll go drive around. And I was doing these vlogs, these fire vlogs and stuff. You're driving around. Sometimes you get off the freeway in like South Central and you drive through some horrible part of the city and you pass a beat up shitty old ranch house from the 30s on, no land and fucked up and everything. And you look at it and you go, that's $1.3 million. And you wouldn't fucking spend one night there for 1,000 bucks. You would not spend the night there. Crazy. What it is. Yes, Billion. And then I always just think about my buddy Jay Moore who married Jeannie Buss. I'm like, that seems smart. Now here's the thing. I'm assuming there's a prenup for sure, but if you have a billion, are you really sweating? You know, like, are you going, listen, you got the Ford Explorer, But I'm not throwing the leather in. I mean, that's an extra 18 bucks.
Jeff Leach
Someone, you know, they just have a terrible fall down a set of stairs. No, isn't that how it works? So you don't have to give him a penny? Anyway.
Adam Carolla
Yes. Anyway. Good. Good for them. And also, I don't know, I got a Tony Bennett CD when my dad died, so that's what I got. But it does make I. It is a weird thing.
Jeff Leach
It's kind of been divorced. You married and divorced. Did you have prenups? Did you do prenups?
Adam Carolla
No. I should have because it's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. And the lawyers are wrong. But everyone who does family law, what you figure out with family law is everyone who's in family law does it because they're fucking idiots. They're not. Because they couldn't do criminal law. They do family. You start looking around though, we're talking to the judge, we're talking to this guy. They're all bad, they're all dumb. Nobody really knows their business.
Mayhem Miller
It seems like an opportunistic career where you're like benefiting from the pain of two different people.
Jeff Leach
Correct.
Mayhem Miller
And then you get your hooks that are.
Jeff Leach
I just love the drama. They're basically the view correspondence of law.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. And all they do is agitate dumb chicks. And then they. Then the fleece is on.
Jeff Leach
And that's how it deserve a bit more though, you know.
Mayhem Miller
Whoopi Goldberg, esquire.
Adam Carolla
It's a wonderful con job. It should be legal. I have zero respect for anyone in that business and everyone I talked to is bad at their job. But other than that, I mean, I literally would talk to.
Jeff Leach
Enjoy your wedding.
Adam Carolla
You'd talk to the person who was the judge for 27 years. And when you're done, you're, oh, this bitch is retarded. She don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Like really dumb people who don't track and then sort of amoral people or immoral people.
Jeff Leach
I don't wanna. Listen, you blew up my spot. I don't wanna blow up your spot, but would you marry again? Cause I know you and your partner. I don't know if you are married.
Commercial Voice
Yeah, I would consider.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah, I would.
Adam Carolla
You have to have a prenup. Otherwise it's not really the person you marry, it's the system. And then the weakness person you marry, they don't have car, the person does. People aren't evil, they're weak. And then the system draws them in. That's why every billboard is for.
Jeff Leach
There's money to be made if, you know, I'm sure those lawyers are getting. Whatever, whatever. No, there's money been made a percentage of that payout. Plus you know, their hourly rates and all that. Right.
Adam Carolla
And then the person has to have a weak constitution. Right. And that's how it preys on people's greed and weakness. That's essentially what it is.
Jeff Leach
You just had a divorce. You're probably in a very emotionally weak state anyway. So it's an easy, easy people to, you know.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah, that's the system.
Mayhem Miller
Well, speaking of. A California appeals court upheld a verdict ordering a Los Angeles county school district to pay $1 million to a former student who was a target of a relentless months long bullying campaign that included death threats.
Adam Carolla
Wow.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah. Irons, now 21, was a 13 year old student at El Segundo Middle School when other teens began bullying her between November 17th and June 18th. Yeah, the school's district appealed on us. I mean, they focused on several issues, claiming Irons failed to prove any of her injuries and wasn't responsible for how employees handled the issues. But, yeah, they upheld it. She got a million dollars for that.
Adam Carolla
I could have made so much money when I was a kid.
Jeff Leach
Well, that's one year's private school education right there, isn't it? Paid outside.
Mayhem Miller
That's a shitty shack on the South Central. Yeah.
Jeff Leach
Adam Crowley wouldn't even sleep a night.
Adam Carolla
In it, not one night for a thousand bucks. So this is psychological, boy.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah, they, like, you know, did the, I guess, locker kind of push in and called her a liar, a whore, cheater, a boyfriend stealer. Flipped her off and made fun of her in the hallways and even slapped her in the face. They screamed at her in person, harassed her online, the report says. But, yeah, she got a million bucks out of that. Look, man, I know I got.
Jeff Leach
When I got bullied, jumped. Yeah. When I got bullied at school, you know, I got. Got better at fighting. That's what I got.
Mayhem Miller
That's what happened to me. I got overhand right with a lock and a sock, and I just said, ah, enough is enough, and. And came out swinging.
Jeff Leach
There you go. I bully and we seem well balanced.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Eli David
Yeah.
Mayhem Miller
We're perfectly normal guys. Comedy.
Adam Carolla
I was at the top of the food chain in my high school, and. And the bullies just bullied the bullies.
Mayhem Miller
But we're talking middle school bully. We're talking middle school. Middle school.
Adam Carolla
Middle school. That was tough. Yeah. You had to watch out because a ninth grader. When I was in middle school, mine was seventh, eighth, and ninth, and all the ninth graders were scary. If you were in the seventh grade. Yeah. Didn't have a lot of bullying provisions to prevent bullying, but it was good because you learn stuff. You learn. Don't go over there and don't hang out with that guy and all that kind of stuff. I don't know. A little bit of bullying is sort of like. Like the bottom of your feet have calluses. If you had the skin you have on your belly on the bottom of your feet, every step would be painful.
Jeff Leach
Right.
Adam Carolla
And we need to build up a little callus so we can walk on the beach of life. Thank you. Go ahead.
Mayhem Miller
Is that on your bumper sticker?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I'm gonna switch out my license plate for him for that new car is.
Jeff Leach
Going to be highly decorated by the end of the.
Adam Carolla
Decorated.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah. All right, enough of that. Next up, J.D. vance, account suspended. Then quickly Restored on this Liber X competitor, Blue Sky.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Mayhem Miller
He was briefly suspended on Wednesday by Blue sky within the first hour of him being on the platform posting nudes.
Jeff Leach
What was it?
Mayhem Miller
Yeah, the account was. Apparently. All he said was that, you know, he's like, looking to, you know, be. Oh, here we go. Have a conversation with people. The leading. I'm sorry, guys.
Adam Carolla
All right, throw it out. Hit the next one.
Mayhem Miller
Hit the next one, man. This is a dark one.
Adam Carolla
What's going on with Jason?
Mayhem Miller
Momoa 796 dead babies are expected to found in a hidden septic tank at the unwed Mother's Island Home for ruins.
Adam Carolla
What are you talking about?
Mayhem Miller
Yeah. In total, 798 children died at this home between 1925 and its closure in 1961.
Adam Carolla
Wow.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah. It was an institution run by Catholic nuns in Ireland. And. Yeah, they're digging this up and excavating.
Adam Carolla
That's a bad detail.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
The guy's got to run the backhoe and the baby excavation place.
Jeff Leach
Yeah. That's not a job you want, is it?
Adam Carolla
Really?
Jeff Leach
That's. That'll build up some callus. On your feet doing that. I mean, you gotta be a heartbreaking story. That's.
Adam Carolla
You gotta be philosophical. Cause they'll go like, one of these babies could have cured cancer. And I'm like, but two of them could have been serial killers. And then that guy could have just been alcoholic, beat his kids. You know, like, let's. Let's even this out a little bit. Let's be a little more. You know what I mean?
Jeff Leach
I do not know what you mean. No, not in the slightest. When it comes to dead babies, I'm not really.
Adam Carolla
Well, let's go. There's the human potential. There's the human potential of the. Of the baby.
Jeff Leach
Right. You're saying. You're saying there's like a one in. You know, one in a thousand times.
Adam Carolla
I'm saying one of them could have cured cancer, but most of them would have just been deadbeat parents.
Mayhem Miller
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
That's all. I'm trying to take the edge off the guys running the backhoe whose tears are streaming down the man's face.
Jeff Leach
I know what you're trying to do, Adam. I'm just saying dead babies. I'm not sure if that's the material for it, but sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's definitely some serial killers amongst those.
Adam Carolla
Potentially, potentially, Potentially higher likelihood than cures of cancer.
Jeff Leach
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Statistically.
Jeff Leach
And if they cure cancer, they'd be killed anyway. Right. So.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Jeff Leach
There we go. Get my 104 hat out. Where is it?
Adam Carolla
All right, let's see. Do you have one more or.
Mayhem Miller
I have one more. Yeah, that. That was dark. That was a throwaway.
Adam Carolla
Okay.
Jeff Leach
What dark web are you searching for these new stories?
Mayhem Miller
It's hard to come up with new stuff. Okay, all right. No nonsense. Texas judge scolds a man for wearing the world's best farter T shirt in the courtroom. I think he's got a video of this.
Adam Carolla
I think I saw this. I didn't know he was in a courtroom.
Mayhem Miller
He was in the courtroom. Yeah. He was wearing the shirt, and the judge kind of berated him for it. I think that is great.
Jeff Leach
What was best farter?
Adam Carolla
Oh, it's a picture. That's a photograph.
Jeff Leach
Okay. But he says we're father something far.
Adam Carolla
He says.
Mayhem Miller
I mean, father.
Adam Carolla
I am in general sort of intrigued by people that don't possess one crewneck navy sweater. Just one. And like in the days of Amazon and Old Navy and Target, where you can go into any Target in any place in America and for $13, get a suitable sweater to wear at a funeral to wear in front of a judge. Like the people who just. I am again, I'm not angered.
Jeff Leach
I just love that you got a death sweater in your wardrobe somewhere. That's it.
Adam Carolla
I went to. I went to a funeral. My stepdad showed up, and he was wearing, like, a red members only jacket. I'm like, you don't have just one dark jacket or one sweater. I went. It's a weird part of. It's cultural. It's like the weirdest thing. Like, we went to every year, go to Pebble Beach. Pebble beach for the car show, do the vintage race, do all the events. And pebble beach is hoity and toity and they had champagne and caviar. And we're going to the Ferrari party. They bought the. They bought the pavilion on top of the hill that overlooks the bay on 17 Mile Drive. And there's gonna be. Jewel is going to be the entertainment. And we're gonna be pouring champagne's teeth as well.
Jeff Leach
What are we talking about there with a good.
Adam Carolla
You know what? They didn't indicate that in the Evite. But there's one guy we had at our shop who was coming with us. He's a husky Mexican guy named Jose. And the other guy, Matt, who cares? Kept. Who'd get the invites to the party. Be like, Joseph, you have to bring, like a sweater or a shirt with sleeves, like in a collar. We're going up to the Montoya villa and They've rented this place out and jewels playing and we're gonna go to various events. And you just can't wear the T shirt, the white T shirt. You can't do it, you know? So just bring something with a collar, like sleeves, a sweater, something. Because he knew. And then sure enough, it's Friday night, everyone's getting dressed. This guy's got his dress shoes and his slacks and his shirt tucked in something. Here comes Jose. Plain white T shirt just comes down the stairs and it's like, jose, we're going to the Ferrari party. Where? Jules. Yeah. Do you have a sweater? It's a new T shirt. Just the concept. I love that people like putting a shirt on. Like, here's something. That's a new plane. Hanes.
Jeff Leach
I love that. Cause I love breaking down the preconceptions of what the fuck I'm meant to do when I go to these things. Cause you know, all these events, it's all bullshit anyway.
Adam Carolla
Everything's okay. You can say everything's bullshit, but it's a bunch of free food and juul. And part of it, the conceit is you don't. Okay, let's break it down.
Jeff Leach
Well, hang on a sec. Turning up in a white T shirt. A terrible.
Adam Carolla
Could you show up nude? And if the answer is no, then why not? Okay, no. How about an underpants? No, I don't think so. How about Daisy Dukes and flip flops? Probably not. All right, let's just keep going until we get past T shirt.
Jeff Leach
It's just right.
Adam Carolla
The point is, is it's not about you. It's not your thing. You got invited. These are sort of the rules. I feel the same way with the people that are like, hey, man, I'm doing my own thing with my uniform. It's like, no, no. You work at McDonald's. That's a fucking uniform. I don't want to work. Then don't fucking work there.
Jeff Leach
Right?
Adam Carolla
Then don't. Stay home, Jose. Stay home.
Jeff Leach
Was there a party written on the invite?
Adam Carolla
It's. It always. I mean, it's okay.
Jeff Leach
You get my point.
Adam Carolla
The whole point is I don't want everyone in the party to make you, as a poor Mexican from the San Fernando Valley, you're supposed to look when. When they're showing you the latest Ferrari model, you're supposed to look like maybe you could buy it.
Jeff Leach
Right?
Adam Carolla
That's all. That's all. And by the way, it's just a courtesy to the person that invited you, right? That person said, put a sweater on.
Jeff Leach
But nope, no sweat for you.
Adam Carolla
Not doing it. Not gonna do it. Going to see the judge.
Jeff Leach
I mean, I love it. I love. I love.
Adam Carolla
The subject is always, where is this person's girlfriend or wife?
Jeff Leach
Right.
Adam Carolla
Hey, where are you going? To see the.
Jeff Leach
She's wearing the sweater out somewhere else.
Adam Carolla
She's like, where are you going today? Going to see the judge. Okay. Who. Who sharted. Is not. That is not the shirt I want you to wear when you're going to see the judge. Just put this sweater on.
Jeff Leach
You wear that for his wedding.
Adam Carolla
That's right. All right, now, shall we keep this?
Jeff Leach
What happened with this guy? He appeared in front of the judge in this T shirt. Did he get in trouble?
Mayhem Miller
Yeah, no, he's.
Adam Carolla
Oh, we have something. Let's see the judge.
Judge
Good morning, sir. What made you think that was a good shirt to wear to court this morning? That's all you could find? That's all the only shirt you had in your closet? World's best farter. That's great. No, it says. I can read it. I see what it says at the bottom. You're in felony court. You need to dress appropriately to felony court, and that's not appropriate.
Jeff Leach
Also, if you're facing felony charges and potentially going to do jail time for what you're doing, you do not. You do not want to advertise the fact that you are a great father. Because in prison, a loose I ness is a very desirable commodity.
Mayhem Miller
So it's actually the opposite. We like them tight in there.
Adam Carolla
He knows. Yeah. I don't know. Like, would you want. I'm trying to think. Yeah. Now the judge has so much leeway in terms of sentencing that agitating and insulting the judge right out of the gate just. It just seems like the worst idea ever.
Jeff Leach
It was a terrible choice. It's not one that I would have made. But also, you know, she's taken out, like, 20 years of being pissed off at her husband for never wearing the fucking nice shirt to go and have lunch with her sister. You know, she's like, you couldn't do it for me one time, Steve? And then this guy turns up in court, and that's.
Mayhem Miller
Just got reset for 30 days. And for him to get a lawyer.
Jeff Leach
Oh, really?
Mayhem Miller
Also a lawyer would have.
Jeff Leach
And also a costumier as well.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His. Okay. His excuse of this is the only shirt I had is kind of a weird one in a day. Look back in the day, I never grew up. I think I made it from 0 to, like, 35 without owning a blazer right I never owned a blazer. Blazers were expensive. You had to go to a men's store or Sears or something. Like, I didn't. I didn't own a blazer. I worked construction. I was a boxing coach. Who cared? I didn't know how to make a tie. You had a sort of viable excuse for not owning a blazer or even nice slacks. It was a thing. Shit. Ostensibly is free now. I mean, wardrobe wise, like, pair of slacks, button up, shirt. It's not beyond the means of anyone. You can go, hey, man, I work minimum wage or whatever it is. There's Amazon. It's 14 bucks. T shirts are almost free at this point. I never haven't thought about this a million years. But the first blazer I bought is when me and Jimmy, Jimmy, we're there for the mansion upfronts. And Jimmy said, we're going to the upfronts. And I said, good. And he goes, where's your blazer? And I go, jimmy, it's the man show. We don't wear blazers. We'd wear like a lumberjack shirt or something. Cause it's the man show. A Hawaiian shirt.
Jeff Leach
Right, right, right.
Adam Carolla
And he goes, it's the upfronts. You need a blazer, you gotta dress up. It's the upfronts. Said, okay, we popped into some place right in the middle of Manhattan and just went into haberdashery. Paid like 600 bucks for a Manhattan blazer. Like, you know, right off, no time to spare. Most I've ever spent for anything. Put the stupid blazer on, walk to the up fronts, go backstage. The up fronts. Jimmy's wearing a blazer, I'm wearing a blazer. And the dude from Comedy Central who runs Comedy Central sees us and he goes, what are you two so dressed up for? It's the man show. Jimmy and I go, perfect. It's perfect. It's perfect. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back right after this. Homes.com. some might say homes.com is the best home shopping site. May be that homes.com has a super comprehensive and transparent agent directory. Or maybe it's@homes.com is the only site that always directly connects you with the listing agent who knows the home the best. Perhaps it's because homes.com has the most in depth neighborhood content of any home shopping site that's extensively researched to highlight the personality of each neighborhood. Homes.com goes above and beyond to bring home shoppers the in depth info they need to find the right home. Homes.com. i use these guys. I suggest you do as well. Homes.com. we've done your homework.
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Adam Carolla
No one put baby in the corner.
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Baby in a corner. You're correct.
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Now back to the show.
Adam Carolla
All right. After all that, Eli Daveed has joined us. His brother is a hostage that was taken during the festival, the nova Music Festival, October 7th. You guys know all about that. 580 days or so it has been. Eli's trying to very hard to return him. Went to the White House. So good to meet you. Sorry it's under these conditions, but fill us in and tell us all that you know.
Eli David
Thanks, Adam. Really, thank you for having me.
Adam Carolla
Sure.
Eli David
It's a great opportunity to share my story. Eviata was 22 when he went to the Nova Festival with his friends. He's my younger brother. He's the closest friend I have. And on October 7, he arrived at the Nova area. And very early in the morning on October 7, when the alarm started and we ran to the bomb shelter, we lost connection with him. And simultaneously we understood that there are terrorists, hundreds of terrorists inside the Nofa area. And we were panicked. Me, my parents, my younger sister. And you know, I was in my head that the worst scenario was already running. Like I could really imagine I'm going to bury my younger brother. But around 2pm we got videos that Hamas posted on Telegram which showed the Viata, his best friend guy and three other young man being handcuffed inside a dark cell inside Gaza Strip already. So we understood Avatar is a hostage. And since then, actually we had very, very few solid proofs of lives. And the last one was last February, just 100 days ago, when the final release of hostages happened on February 22nd and we saw the guy sitting in a van. They were forced to watch other hostages being released. One of them stayed with them for hundreds of days inside Hamas tunnels. And then they just shut the door in their faces and they. They were begging for their lives in front of the camera. And as far as we know, they were sent back into the tunnel so that this sick emotional torture was the last sign of life we got from him.
Adam Carolla
So your brother was in that van and that was 100 days ago. And there are no other updates and there are no lines of communication. And have things changed recently with what's going on with Iran and Trump being elected and things of that nature?
Eli David
So sadly we have no communication with the. Not at all. None of the hostages has. Hamas did not give any voluntarily ways to communicate with the hostages. You also don't give any information about the hostages. So the only information we have have is from hostages that return the two hostages that spent most of the of the first 500 days in captivity with the Veta, which are almost a year and a half.
Adam Carolla
They spent a year and a half with your brother.
Jeff Leach
Yeah.
Eli David
So we know what happened for those 500 days. We know that the conditions underground they stayed for eight months above ground. And in June they were sent. And his friend Guy, they were sent into the tunnels. And when I say tunnel, it's, it's. I mean you have to imagine and understand that it's 3ft wide on a 30ft long chamber with barely enough place to sit, stand up straight. They, they were forced to dig a hole in the ground which they used as a toilet and they got used to do their needs right next where they eat and sleep. And it's very humid, it's 30 meters underground. It's like 100ft underground. It's. They have, have like no stimulus down there. They have nothing to read or nothing to write or play with. So they have only themselves. And it's very dark underground. If, if the lights go off, it's complete darkness. You cannot see the hand, your own hand in front of your face. You can taste that darkness. They are being preserved alive. So they, they eat very little, they've been fed very little. And there's very small amounts of water there because the terrorists want them weak. And it's crazy. Somehow with the Italian guy are surviving and they, they have this will to, to, to survive in those hideous, hideous conditions. And I know that my brother is not losing hope and he really wants to come back. One of the things that he told to his friends down there that he really misses to play music with me. We had this tradition of playing music every week. If it plays the guitar, since it's 12, I play the piano. And every Friday night we were playing music together and singing. There's also a beautiful voice. I do believe that what is going on right now with Iran probably will get us closer to a deal with Hamas. We understand that that's the safest way to bring back the hostages. I wish that there were other ways to bring back the hostages safely, but we understand that the deal with the devil is the only option we have, and we know that the veto is still alive, and it's only a matter of time that something will happen to him and thousands of other hostages alive. So, again, hopefully, I really believe in President Trump plans to change the Middle east. And I also think that the Israeli government is trying to line up to those plans. So I really hope that this weakening of Iran is going to also weaken Hamas and put maximum pressure on them to bring back all hostages in one phase without separation of the hostages, even if it means to end the war in Gaza.
Adam Carolla
Because.
Eli David
Because right now, the biggest threat is being dealt with.
Adam Carolla
Where are you right now?
Eli David
I'm in New York, Manhattan, actually. I came here by the end of April, and I was supposed to go back to Israel this week, but then the war with Iran was erupted. So I'm kind of stuck here and I'm trying to keep on advocating, doing whatever I can. I really try to bring my brother's story everywhere I can to the Congress and to the White House and also to different communities around the states.
Adam Carolla
When Biden was in office, did you meet with him? Did you speak. Speak to him or the administration?
Eli David
No, actually, I did spoke with some of the congressmen that came to Israel, but I didn't have the opportunity to come to the States and really meet with officials. I think it was a combination of Biden's administrative. Not meeting with Israeli family members, but also, like, I wasn't really prepared to come to the States and. And meet with officials. I had a different mindset back then, and I am very grateful for this current administration for seeing us so many times. They. They meet with family members on a weekly basis. And I think it's. It's admirable, really.
Adam Carolla
So describe sort of how the Nova Music Festival sort of laid out. Because I'm from the United States and California, I can't really picture how it worked, where the Israeli defenses were, how they were able to achieve this without being disturbed by, you know, I thought I picture Israel as small, all with lots of defenses around the perimeter of it. So this seems sort of undoable. But how did it work? Is it right? Like, how would you describe it from a topographical standpoint?
Eli David
So it is pretty absurd. And we're still trying to get answers to what the hell happened on October 7th, because we were, I think, the Israeli society and also the Israeli Security forces were very not concerned about the threat that Hamas has on Israel. The Nova festival took place very close to the border, something like a mile, maybe a mile and a half from their border with Gaza. And it was a usual thing. I mean, every week or so there was a festival, it wasn't something unusual or dangerous. And all the information about if there was going to be a attack or not, I mean, there was no information that there was no intelligence that something bad is going to happen, happen that day. And people from all over the world came to this festival, which is also crazy. More than 20 nationalities were dancing in the, in that festival. More than 3, 000 people came there. It was a very big production. It was supposed to be at 12 hours. Trans music Festival. Jews and Arabs and Christians, everyone dancing together, having fun, celebrating love, celebrating peace. I think it's beautiful, really. And I think that nobody was prepared for what was about to happen. Very, very sadly because it was the biggest terror attack on a festival ever. More than 500 people were killed and around 50 were kidnapped, which is sick and, and sadistic and crazy. Just. I mean, it's very hard to, to comprehend it. Every time I try to imagine what the hell happened there, I can't comprehend it as much as I can't comprehend what happened in the Holocaust and as much as I can't comprehend what is going on right now with those atrocities going on with my brother underground, I cannot really understand. Maybe when he'll come back and tell us his story, only then we'll understand. So it was a very big event and nobody was prepared for what is going to come.
Adam Carolla
And how long did it take the military and the authorities to arrive? That's the part that seems vexing to me. I thought, thought, yeah, they would be there almost immediately.
Eli David
So I think as much as I know and, and I know very little because I really don't focus on what happened on October 7th right now, because I know if I understand completely what happened there, I will be furious and it will get me out of focus. And right now I need to be focused. It's more than 600 days now. Know that my brother is a captive and I need to be very, very focused on what to do next and how to protect my soul and mind because I'm fighting for his life right now. And when he'll come back, maybe then I'll search for all, all the answers. But as far as we know, the police was the, the only body that really reacted properly. There were about 50 cops in the area of the Festival like a small security unit. Also, that Nova production had its own security crew, but they had only pistols. They couldn't really hold the terrorists for long. Those brave souls really fought for until the last bullet. And I hope they, all of them have a very good place in heaven right now. We know that the army just wasn't prepared. The intelligence was wrong. That's. That's what I know. And the brave Israeli society people came from all over the country, from up north and from Judea and Samaria. People just left their families, left their homes, took the car and drove like crazy into a war zone that was full with thousands of terrorists. And they did it because the spirit of the Israeli people, they knew that they have to save lives, lives right now. And actually that what saved many lives. Without those people that came to save others and fight the terrorists, the situation was much, much worse.
Adam Carolla
So they got there before the army did.
Eli David
Some of them. Yeah, some of them did. Some of them did. And again, I think we were just caught by surprise. That was the biggest problem.
Adam Carolla
Well, I think I'm not a fan of the Biden administration, but I feel like their interest, their politics and their interests weren't really motivated for hostages taken by Hamas. Now, if Russia takes a black WNBA player, they're very motivated, but if Hamas takes a bunch of Israelis, not as motivated, that's my take on them. But I think the Trump administration is much more motivated. And I think between Trump and very recent occurrences in Iran, I think that should give you some. You know, it's hard to be optimistic, but this feels like movement, at least, and it feels like positive movement. And I think there's reason for optimism, just recent optimism. And I hope it ends up in a good result. And I have to admire your attitude and your resolve for it. And I hope that when your brother is released, at least you can come back and share some of that with us.
Eli David
Man. Really? I'm waiting for it.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, please. Eli, thank you very much for joining us today. You're one of the good ones. And again, I hope we're going to hear from you very soon with some very good news. Please tell us when you hear something. Thank you, Eli. David. All right, you can go to AdamCroll.com for all the live shows. And until next time, Zach, for Jeff Leash, Leach and Mayhem saying mahalo.
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Podcast Summary: The Adam Carolla Show – "Jeff Leach Doesn’t Sit like a Chick + Brotha of Gaza Hostage Ilay David Calls In"
Episode Details:
In this episode, Adam Carolla welcomes comedian and actor Jeff Leach back to the studio. The conversation is set to cover a mix of humor, cultural commentary, and serious discussions, including updates from Mayhem Miller and a poignant call-in from Eli David, whose brother remains a hostage following the Nova Music Festival tragedy.
Adam initiates a humorous yet insightful discussion on how the way politicians and public figures cross their legs signals their political affiliations. He remarks:
“[14:14] Adam Carolla: I find it interesting... if you wanna put them on the back of your neck, that's fine.”
The conversation evolves into analyzing the leg-crossing habits of various politicians, including Barack Obama and Donald Trump, suggesting that physical demeanor can reflect deeper personal or political stances.
The duo delves into funny observations about fast-food chains like In-N-Out and Jack in the Box. They joke about bumper stickers promoting sexual urges and share personal anecdotes about unpleasant experiences at Jack in the Box, emphasizing the contrast between chain establishments and quality expectations.
“[05:41] Adam Carolla: Can I say this? I do...”
Adam shares a personal story about his longstanding critique of Mountain Dew, humorously titled "Nectar of the Tards." Despite his negative stance, he accepts a $50,000 sponsorship deal, leading to a playful debate about selling out.
“[07:34] Jeff Leach: You might not like their product, but you, you like their money. And there's nothing wrong with that.”
A significant portion of the episode features a contentious and polarizing discussion on transgender issues. Adam and Jeff exchange views on societal perceptions of femininity, the challenges faced by transgender individuals, and the broader implications on personal identity and societal norms.
“[24:06] Jeff Leach: So I quite like the idea of a Woman who could lift the car off me in case that was ever necessary.”
The conversation includes humorous takes intertwined with serious commentary, reflecting the show's unfiltered approach.
Mayhem Miller introduces a news segment about a California appeals court upholding a $1 million verdict against a school district for persistent bullying. Adam humorously reflects on his own experiences:
“[56:17] Mayhem Miller: Yeah, Irons, now 21...”
Mayhem reports a significant development in the sports world: the Buss family agrees to sell their majority stake in the Los Angeles Lakers for approximately $10 billion to businessman Mark Walter.
“[51:30] Mayhem Miller: Got some news. Lakers being sold...”
Adam expresses astonishment at the astronomical figure, reminiscing about past perceptions of wealth and the evolving nature of affluence.
The news segment briefly touches on J.D. Vance's brief suspension from Blue Sky, a Liber X competitor, due to posting nudes. The account was quickly restored after the initial suspension.
In a somber turn, Mayhem shares reports of dead babies discovered in a septic tank at the Unwed Mother's Island Home for Ruins in Ireland, where 798 children died between 1925 and 1961. The hosts engage in a darkly humorous yet sensitive discussion about the morality and emotional toll of such tragedies.
“[59:23] Adam Carolla: What's going on with Jason?...”
A lighter, yet bizarre news piece involves a Texas judge scolding a man for wearing a "World's Best Farter" T-shirt in court. The hosts mockingly analyze the man's poor decision-making and the judge's authority.
“[61:39] Adam Carolla: I think I saw this. I didn't know he was in a courtroom.”
Eli David shares the harrowing experience of his brother, Eviata, who was taken hostage by Hamas during the Nova Music Festival on October 7th. Eli describes the chaotic events leading to the kidnapping:
“[73:21] Eli David: Eviata was 22 when he went to the Nova Festival with his friends...”
Eli provides a detailed account of the brutal conditions his brother endured, emphasizing the psychological and physical hardships faced by hostages in Gaza:
“[75:32] Adam Carolla: So your brother was in that van...”
Eli discusses the ongoing efforts to secure his brother’s release, highlighting the potential influence of geopolitical shifts involving Iran and the optimism tied to the Trump administration's plans for the Middle East. He expresses hope that increased pressure on Hamas and a weakening Iran could lead to negotiations for hostages' safe return.
“[80:17] Adam Carolla: Because...”
Eli emphasizes the resilience and hope that sustains him and his family during this prolonged ordeal.
“[82:04] Adam Carolla: So describe sort of how the Nova Music Festival sort of laid out...”
Adam wraps up the episode by expressing heartfelt support for Eli David and his family, hoping for positive news regarding his brother's safe release. The hosts encourage listeners to stay informed and continue advocating for those affected by such tragedies.
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Conclusion: This episode of The Adam Carolla Show offers a dynamic mix of comedy, cultural critique, and poignant storytelling. From lighthearted banter about everyday observations to the deep emotional narrative of a family grappling with a hostage situation, Adam Carolla and his guests navigate a wide spectrum of topics, providing listeners with both entertainment and meaningful insights.