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And I found myself thinking, wow. And then I thought, man, I wish we could talk to that dude. And then I realized we could. So nice job. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, it was, you know, it was a contest that I set up between the riders. I said, whoever can make a video that gets the most views on YouTube will win. I don't know if I told them they would Win anything specific? But this was our first entry in that contest and it went pretty well. So one of the riders came up with this idea. Do you remember how it was first pitched to you or what form it was in when it was first pitched to you? It was originally a rape. That's not funny. Oh, okay. Yeah, we decided that that wouldn't be funny. No, it was. I don't remember. I mean, basically they wanted to work. They kind of wanted to make like a Frankenstein monster of YouTube. Keywords like put the word twerking in there and the word sexy and the word fail and fire. And they just kind of mashed all these things together and came up with. With this idea. And were you physically on set when they shot it? I'm guessing they shot it in your. Some. Somewhere in your facility. Yeah, because I'm. I'm in the video. Oh, yeah, that's right. You pop in at the end. I'm waiting behind the door. I forgot about that. Yeah. Which was a very incredibly unique but nice way. Sort of like, you know, the way you make a good hostage video by holding up the newspaper with that day's date on it. Jimmy. Jimmy. Popping up at the end and giving the thumbs up to the part that was chopped up, presumably shut off by the panicking roommate. And fire marshall was there. Did they have to do a few takes before they got it right? Yeah, we did three takes. And we only had three takes because we only had three tables to break. Right. And somebody wisely yelled cut in the middle of the second tape, which now looking back on it was perfectly fine. And I don't know why they would yell cut, but they did. So we had to get it exactly right the third time. Were you surprised when it started getting news coverage? No, no, I wasn't surprised. You know what? I was surprised. I thought it would take a lot longer for it to catch on because unlike our typical videos, you know, which start on television and then I'll tweet something or, you know, we'll put it on our YouTube page, which has more than 3 million subscribers. You have a built in audience there. But this had nothing. In fact, they didn't even have any previous videos. It was just an individual's YouTube account. She had no subscribers, nobody knew who she was. And someone picked it up on Reddit and from there it really got big. So you put it up on what date? We put it up On I think September 3rd, which I think was Tuesday. And then what is the decision making process in terms of when you come out because this thing's still being spread out virally, you know, why not two days from now? Why not two days ago? Now, when you say come out, what do you mean by that exactly? Adam, you know what I'm talking about. Until we talked about not talking about this. Well, I've been late on. You've been late on a couple payments, by the way. And of course, the vig has gone up since he's moved to 11:30. You know, it just seemed like, you know, these things, they. Once the news gets hold of them, there's like really a one day window in which they. They play them and then they're. They're dead. So we figured once that day had passed that we would just go ahead and. And reveal it. And I'm assuming there's other ones that are being worked on, other ones that may be floating around out there. Are. Is it one of these things like artificial insemination where you put a whole bunch of them in there and see if one's, as they call it? No, as a matter of fact, that's the first one that we did. And it may have killed the contest because we split the riders into three teams, and this was team one, and this was team one's entry. And I don't think team two or three have much of a shot of topping that, but we'll see. Yeah, that's awesome. By the way, speaking of great jokes that we never really spoke, we spoke about it a little bit on the air, but Gabby Sybare showing up at your wedding in a wedding dress and surprising you completely. Right? There's no. You had no former knowledge of that whatsoever? No, I had no idea. In fact, my bride Molly is sitting beside me in the car right now. And that was her. That's something she cooked up with Gabby. God damn, that was funny. I really wish I was high. I was only drunk, sadly. But it was just an unbelievable, surreal moment with helicopters flying overhead as well. I'm trying to think of any other pertinent questions to ask about this that would give us some form of some sort of scoop that no one else would have access to. We know when it came out. Well, I mean, do we know, like, how actually they did it, how she was able to crash into something that had candles on it and, you know, have a fire? Well, she's a stunt woman, and they went out of frame, so I'm guessing they rigged it. But tell us, Jimmy, what it was like on set. Yeah, we did that. We shot it at our studio. We just made it look like an apartment. And I mean, really, it's funny because the actual shooting of the video, I think all in took like 12 minutes for all three takes of it. But she had some kind of gel on her, on her yoga pants. And that caught fire quickly. But we set it up so that it would look like it might have had a chance of happening. But it's funny when people analyze the video, there were some people who said, oh, this is not real. But, you know, that's the funny thing about this. These people that say the videos are fake, like, they say every video is fake. And then on the. The fifteenth time they've said it, it turns out to actually be fake. And they're just delighted with themselves. But one guy did an extremely detailed analysis of the video, and he was right on almost every point. Some of the things he wasn't actually right on, but one of the things he brought up that I thought was interesting was he pointed out that in the video you could clearly see the vodka and you could clearly see the candles. And that is true. We put those there so that you draw some conclusion as to why this happened. But in reality, they probably wouldn't all have been in that shot. You would have had to figure that out afterwards. Yeah, but still, the idea that it could happen is interesting. And I like. And I always think it's smart when you make these kinds of videos. Do something that's slightly unnecessary, always makes it look real. Like the fact that she just went off and danced by the bookshelf for a couple of beats before she inverted herself and got on the door. Seems superfluous. And like, well, why would you. If you're writing a script, why would you put that in it? Well, you put that in it because it does seem like what someone would actually do. Am I right in that train of thinking, Jimmy? Oh, definitely. And, you know, I have, like, an insane attention to detail when it comes to things like that. Like, one of the things that drives me nuts, and I wish you would start a campaign, maybe you could start a fund anything campaign to put a stop to this, is people in the movies and on television drinking out of coffee cups when there's nothing in the cup. Yes, we discussed this before. You can tell there's nothing in the cup. The cup is too light. They're walking around and waving it around, and it drives me nuts. Little things like that, I think are key. I agree. Like when the police captain is yelling at the guy waving his cup. Now listen. You too. And then he starts walking and he's pointing at stuff and his arms flailing about. It's like, well, you. You have a block of frozen coffee in there. What's in that mug? I agree. I don't even like it when the soda cup is too light. Has no heft to it, no weight to it at all. The. The portable, the coffee cup to go. It's a. It's a cardboard cup. It's got a top on it. You can't see any of the liquid anyway. Would it kill them to put some water in that cup? I concur. All right, that's my next Kickstarter campaign. I have a headache now already. I have a headache from this. I have a question for Jimmy. Has there been any backlash maybe from, like, some of the anchorists? You duped the camp, right? Not at all. Really? I mean, it's funny because, hey, you know, you think you'd be embarrassed if you run a news organization and you were tricked in this way, but they really don't care. It's just a never ending cycle. And in fact, all they did is they took it and made it another news story and did a new story about the story that they did previously. By the way, Tim Gunn on the show today, as you hear this podcast, Jimmy, I know you and beautiful Molly are stepping in and watching, I'm guessing a preview to a movie tonight or a preview pre screening to a movie tonight. Yeah, we're going to a Jake Gyllenhaal movie right now. Ah, well, give my love to the adorable and hilarious Molly. I will. And thank you for the. Thank you for the insight, Jimmy. Well, I'm glad to be able to give you this important exclusive. It is. I really appreciate it. All right, we'll talk soon, brother boy. All right, man. Take care. The great Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, he finished his show tonight. He's on his way to see. You know when you're going to have Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie on your show, you gotta go check out Jake Gyllenhaal's movie and pray that you like it. All right, that's Adam Krillo Show 1161 with Jimmy Kimmel filling them in on the prank and how it all was executed. I can't believe that's all with him back in 2013. Coming up next, we have Adam Kroll show 1502. Jimmy Kimmel, cousin Sal, Bill Simmons, David Alan Greer from 2015 at Jimmy's house. Live from Jimmy Kimmel's house for the big game. This is the Adam Carolla show. Adam's Guest today, David Alan Greer, Jimmy Kimmel, and cousin Sal. And now, depending on when in the game this was recorded, he's either six or 12 beers in. Adam Carolla. Yeah. Get it on. Gotta get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on. Thank you so much for tuning in, and thanks so much. Oh, Natalia's going for the microphone. Hello. Thank you so much for telling a friend we're over at Jimmy Kimmel's house. It is the night of the Super Bowl. The Patriots just won, and I won my bet. And Ben Affleck has left the building, but Matt Damon should be showing up soon enough. And David Alan Greer and Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel. And there's a lot of celebrities that are rolling around this place, like me. Oh, and that's Natalia. Yeah. Sunny is talking to a microphone that's not plugged in. I am here with my son Natalia. Hi. I mean, my daughter Natalia, and my son Sunny. Sunny talking to a microphone that's actually plugged in. I can't believe the Seahawks, like, they didn't hand it off to Marshall. Wins the best running back there is crazy. Crazy. But a little more money for your college fund, all right? I already have money. We're sitting here at Jimmy Kimmel's house, and it's been a crazy night. Lots of celebrities, lots of fun, lots of booze. Yeah, maybe I've had a couple of drinks. That's all right. I'm gonna sober up before the show's over. Natalia's friend Cammie is here. Cami. Cami is here. Cami has a lot of allergies. Right, Cami? Yeah. And Cami's sleeping over tonight. Uh. Oh, well, it means a movie for me. Cami, what are your allergies? I'm allergic to eggs, dairy, and nuts, so it's kind of hard. Eggs, dairies. Sorry. Dairy and nuts. So we'll keep those away from you. And we have your EpiPen with me. Yeah. What's an EpiPen? An EpiPen is, like. It's a pen. It's a little syringe that'll keep Cami going if something happens. Natalia, did you throw ice cream on her? Once on accident. We had ice cream. Chocolate, chocolate ice cream. And so that it started melting and got in my hand, and I, like, swing my hand and sprayed all over her. Understood. All right, so where are we now, Natalia? We're in Jimmy's music room, also known as, like, a movie room. It's, like, now we turn to, like, studio. So it's an outside music room. It's not outside. Well, I mean, the room's outside. So his house is in the hills. Yeah. And this isn't in his house. It's not attached to his house. It's outside of his house. Yeah, it's like a guest room. Part of this thing. Yeah, he owns it, Sonny. But outside of his house is a music room. Yes. So in a workout room right next door. Paint the picture. What's going on? What's the room look like? So it has drums. Drums on guitars and microphones that unplug, which Sunny was speaking into earlier. Ukuleles, pictures, boards. Has a giant screen. A giant screen. It has Gary cabins, and it has pictures. It doesn't always have Gary. So it's a room outside of his house, behind his house, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So that's where we are tonight. Yes. The Patriots just won the Super Bowl, Sadly. Yeah, sadly for you guys. Except for I won. Yeah. So Ben Affleck has left the building, but Matt Damon has agreed to come by and say hi. Is he a football player? He's a movie star. But there's a David Allen Greer, and there's Matt, and then there's Bill Simmons and there's Jimmy Kimmel. So why don't you go rustle up David Alan Greer and whoever else wants to come in on this show, and we'll sort of figure out these guys as they come in. So what. Thank you, Natalia. So what's going on right now is Gary is going back into the main house. No Gary anymore in the room. Right. We're sitting back in the back. So picture a house up in the Hollywood Hills. Modern. A modern house. Nice house. Right. A barn. And then, yeah, the back of the house is another. I gotta go to the restroom. And in the back of the house is another room. And we're sitting in the back of that detached house. So we're back in the detached room. Sonny just left. So we're up and back. So you go up the hill. You go the back. It's detached. And we're sitting back here. And David Alan Greer is supposed to come on the show. Do you want me to go get him? Well, Gary's going. Gonna go get him, but you could go get him. Okay. Okay. Natalie has left the station. Coming back also. So Natalia's setting the mic down. She's getting Daryl and Grier. Cami, where are you going? So Cami is Natalia's friend, and Cammie says spending a night tonight, right? Yeah. My sister is going to Valley Forge for a field trip. So we're having a slumber party, right? Yeah. Tomorrow's the school day, right? It's a school day. And what do you like about Natalia? She's nice and funny. Uh huh. And she's. Yeah, she's just really nice and funny. Okay, sorry. Natalia's back now. You guys were cheering for the Seahawks the whole time, right? She's also really thoughtful. David is coming. Oh, yeah, David is coming. I'm a bit aggressive. Be aggressive. Be, be aggressive. B E H E G R E S S Do your chair. B aggressive. B B aggressive. B B E A G G R E S S I V E aggressive. B B aggressive. All right, here comes David Ellinger. Natalia, give your microphone to David Ellinger. Nice cheer, ladies. Uh oh, the cord fell out of the microphones. You're good. David Allen Greer is here. Good to see you, baby. Natalia, have you ever heard this cheer? Y' all won the game now. You think you're hot, but we'll win the fight in the parking lot. Let's go. Oh, let's go. Yeah. That's what we used to chew. No. The great David Alan Greer we have not. What's going on, Dave? It's a game, man. I thought. I thought Seattle was gonna win. Oh, me too. So did I. Why didn't they run the ball? How can you not run the ball with the best running back in that condition? Dude. All right, easy. I know from the mouth. So sad. David Allen Greer is in. Yes, I was gonna say studio, but we're not really in the studio studio. We're at Jimmy's house. Pretty good place, right? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty nice. What do you like about Jimmy's place? The barn. It's so, you know, to be serious, the man built a barn, it's so humble. Just to house a few chickens to get fresh eggs. So what could be better than that? You know, nothing, but if you ask me. And he put a bar in there too, apparently. Chickens. Yeah, chickens love bars in barns, but I know slid past that bar time. David, by the way, is doing some stand up. Now if you want to know where David is doing stand up, go to David Allen greer.net. yes, but. Yes, Sonny. But he's also doing stand up at Sally Tomatoes. Yes. You know, that famous venue, Played there many times. Sally's Tomato. I think it's Sally Tomatoes. Sally Tomatoes. You know, Sally Tomatoes? Yeah, that's in. That's February 11th. And then San Jose Improv. Played there many times. Oh yeah. February 12th through the 15th. And then Northwest Comedy Fest, British Columbia, February 19th through the 21st. And again, if you want to know where David's playing, just go to davidallengrier.net David, let me ask you a question. What's going on, man? Talk to me. You're an incredible talent. Yes, sir. You can do anything you want? Yes. Any time you want. Yes. Stand up is just something you can do, right? Well, I enjoy doing it. Bill Simmons. Bill Simmons is here. And for the radio audience, Bill, your complexion is that of a peeled tomato. You are very rare in the red in the face. Take Sonny's microphone. Bill, what'd you think of the Bill Simmons? I'm reeling. It's crazy, right? It was a good game. Is this live? It's. Yeah. It's crazy that they won, right? Yeah, it was. I got flashbacks to the Tyree catch, and then they actually showed the replay of the Tyree catch when Curse got that crazy pass right. That it bounced off him. It bounced off his foot, his groin area. Somebody else's hand went back to him, and it was like, really? This is going to happen again? And then all of a sudden, we had the ball. Yeah. It is one of those things where thankfully, it happened fast enough for you not to process it, right? Yeah. I kind of went dead inside. Yes. You know, when serial killers say they can't feel anymore, they just. They just commit murders, but they can't feel it. That's just dead inside. That's how I felt after that catch. I was just dead inside. I was like, I'm now dead inside. Yeah. Bill, can I. Can I. Can I ask what's going on with you? Because you're. You're very red in the face. Is it the emotion of the game? Tanning booth, what's going on? I'm kneeling. Okay. I'm emotional. I had a great day. Now you're Patriots. Tom Brady is now the greatest quarterback. Oh, thank you. That's not. That's not what your date for today said. I think Tom Brady clinched it. I think he quenched it. Tony Kornheiser said. He said he can be mentioned in the argument, but it's not definitive that he is the greatest quarterback. Yes, he said that. He said it has to be him in Montana with 11 minutes left. When you're down in a Super Bowl, I think there's two quarterbacks. You'd want him in Montana. I think those are the two. If you asked any football fan who really, like, if your life depends on it, I feel like those would be the two guys. Yeah. I agree. And I might mix Steve Young into that because of his mobility. Like he could just his athleticism and, you know, and being a Mormon. And being a Mormon. Right. When I say you've always been partial Mormons, I mean being a Mormon. What do you think. What do you think today's game says about Russell? Russell Wilson? I thought he was really good. He wants a terrible first quarter. Super articulate. He slept. He's. Well, he's. Well, he's. He's learned when this is well spoken. He's over and over again, though. These Super Bowls just come down to like either team could win. I mean, last year's didn't, but for the most part now these games are so close and it just comes down to three plays. I was good. I went on a walk with Sonny, Natalia this morning. Your ch. Your children. Yes. That's good. You're spending time with them. That's nice. I like that. Normally I just farm that out to the nanny, but this morning we went for a walk and I said, the Patriots have been to six Super Bowls and one of them was a blowout. That was the first one. The other five have been. No, that was the first one wasn't a blowout. Which one are you talking about? We've been. We've been to eight Super Bowls. Well, the Bears went to six with Brady, but the Bears one was. Super bowl was a blowout and then the packers one was. Was a two touchdown game. It was actually closer than people. Bill, I don't mean. Hold on. Wait a minute. How many said Bill, you said we. What do you mean by we went to I'm on the team. You didn't know. Dag. I guess not. Okay, it's a gay version of with the Pats, but no, you don't have a team. You don't understand what it's like. Your team left, but your team abandoned you. But what I'm saying is very good. The Bears game was a blowout. The rest of them were close is what. What I said. And this game was one of those things where it's like you, as far as history goes, you want to give it to Brady. But on the other hand, it's kind of Russell Wilson throwing a pick at the goal line. What'd be interesting to see tomorrow, what gets mentioned more? The. The Patriots part of it or the why did the Seattle throw the ball when you have Marshawn lynch and he's probably going to run for a touchdown? Didn't Brady. Right. Didn't Brady throw more picks tonight? Than he has in all five of his other super bowl appearances. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I think he did. I just. That out there. It's true. That's what it said, Dexter. Nuts. Guys. Well, you know, the Patriots cheated. Exactly. They did tell you. And what do we do? All right, listen. Yeah, they deflated me. Back up. That's too bad. What did you say? 20. Sad. They deflated the ball. 20. Absolutely. I. I have to go see my kids. Can you. Can I leave now? Yes, you can. The great Bill Simon. Before. Before I get on the podcast, Bill, can you call me out and so we can have a big feud? You want a feud before that? Yes, I want you to go. I call. Well. Oh, can we talk about one more thing before. Yes. Fast and Furious 7. We enjoy the trailer together. Look out, world, there's two. Vin Diesel took his car from one skyscraper to the other. Well, just remember, was a drag race. Let's say it for three. Fast and Furious is like, I need skyscrapers. Is it too much to ask for? And then, boom, there they were. It started as a drag race, and now they're taking down the universe. Thanks, Bill. See you later, Bill. Bye. Bye. You're cheating. I didn't cheat. The Patriots did not cheat. Wow. Yes, you guys did. All right. That was great. Bill Simmons. David here. What's up, man? Who's the dude that. Who's the dude that made the interception man from the Patriots that won the game? Some Jewish started crying, you know, he was like, tony Cornheiser behind you. Tony Cornheist. Oh, he just left. All right. Boo. Patriots. All right. That's all right. Hypoglycemic, you know? Anyways, did you enjoy the game, bro? How much did you bet on it? I bet five grand. What? Yeah. He's crazy, right? I know, right? Crazy. I was. I was so determined. Now I think Pete. Carol. Well, by the way, first off, in what universe do you bet five grand on a game and have both your kids rooting against you? Well, first of all, you never tell your kids how much you bet. It's a little. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with him. He did. We're talking Seahawks here. What were you thinking? What happened was, if you guys would like to know, is I was watching two weeks ago with cousin Sal when the Patriots. The Patriots. When the Seahawks just got past the Green Bay was going to Packers. Right. Thank you. I mean, it was a crazy thing that they got past them, right? Like that game was over. That was nuts. Thank you, Sonny. It was nuts. And I Was watching a game, and I said, oh, my God. I mean, they shouldn't even be here. I mean, Green Bay should be here. And then I turned. That was my prediction. That was my prediction in the beginning of this. Thank you, Sonny. And I said, what's the spread for the game? And he said, it's probably Seattle favored by two. And it's favored by two. I said, what happens when they beat the Colts 38 to 10? Are they still going to be favored by two? Yeah, that's what I said to him. But they beat them 45 to 7. And so I said, I want to get a bet in. And when they beat him 45 to 7, it was still a point and a half. Hold on. How much did you bet? How much did you lose today, Cousin Sal, Everybody. Yeah, you know. You know how much you lost. How much did you lose? 17,500. 17,000? I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot. 17. You know, Daniel, our friend usually hits on the safety, bet 50 to 1, last score of the game. Being a safety at 50 to 1. So he's furious at that almost. But I will have your cash tomorrow. I'm gonna give it to August. What becomes of it at that point. Wait a minute. I thought you lost. I thought you lost. Did you win or lo. I won. Okay, cool. I was supposed to lose. But. No, but. All right. You were favored to lose. Sal knows betting. Cousin Sal knows betting. What? What happened? That was different tonight. We went over the under over, Right? Yeah. The sportsbooks are reporting it's the biggest loss in Vegas since 2008. Because the game went over and because almost 70% of the money was on New England. Wait a minute. The game went over? Over, the total 47 and a half, which was looking dismal after was no score after the first quarter. Right? Right. Yeah, but everyone got it together. Right? But it's. It's. It's crazy how, like, you know, with eight minutes left in the second quarter, it's like, what the scores, 10 to 3, like, how's this ever gonna go over? But it always. It always does. Didn't make someone over, the Pats wonder. And Vegas is gonna. Gonna eat it. What were some of the prop bets? Well, everyone had Gronkowski to score a touchdown. That was about even odds. How many did people like that? I think he scored one, right? Oh, sorry. I should get closer. Wait, the one that. That got them ahead? No, that was. Yeah, but they had the one. What else was. What else was. As long as Like a defensive touchdown doesn't make it if there's no safety and the game doesn't go to overtime. Vegas doesn't eat it on a lot of the long odds, but can I just jump in? You got the voice of a broken man. He's staring off all up in the seat like. I guess you could call him definitive. I don't know about broken. I don't know, Sal. Why do you care? You just get the big right. Well, you know why I care. Belichick, he's a genius. All of a sudden, he ran the clock down to nothing. He gave Brady no chance to come back in case they got the ball back. That was Seattle on second down. That should be a run. Either Wilson runs or lynch runs to get cute on third down, if you want, but to throw there, it's just. All right, Sonny, but how about the fact that the. How about the fact I think that's a little bigger news than this stinky game? Am I nuts? Yeah. Come on. He was the greatest sports guy in the history of the Olympics. What if this game turned him around? I want to be a man. This is one of the greatest Super Bowls. Listen, he should be allowed to speak his truth. Exactly. Anyone can change their mind. Anyone can change their mind. All right. Tag. It is incredible. And how's it sound? Congratulations, Adam. That's a big, big win. How much. How much did you win, Adam? Five grand. $5,000. Who won? Who won the most here that, you know, at this party? No, it was Adam. It was definitely Adam. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think Tom Brady was praying for? You know, they. They had him at the end when he was sitting there. Seattle had the ball. They were down at the, you know, right at the goal line. He's like, dear God, I know I have the hottest chick on the planet, right? I know I'm handsome like a male model. I have millions of dollars, a couple of super bowl rings. My life is pretty much perfect. But, dear Lord, please, can you do. Make that colored guy drop the ball or something. Come on. God, can I ask for one more favor? Even though, like, every day I step in pots of gold. Like, what is he praying. Praying for? What did God say? What, Tom? What is it now? What is it now? He just wanted it. Giselle has a corn on her toe. Well, it kind of evens him up for the tuck rule and for the Rams game. Yeah, and lots of, you know, the Rams game where the Rams won or the one they lost. But what I was saying was, is the Patriots have won four Super Bowls now, right? He has four rings. Yeah. What is the average advantage of all those games? Like, two. The first. The first three, they won by three points. Right. And this one, they won by four. Right. But the Giants game, he very could have. Very easily could have five. But the point is, whatever games they've won, they've never really won by any. They don't score 40 in these games. Yeah. They don't run it up. No, they've won. I mean, the Rams game, they won at the end. This game, they won at the end. I'm trying to think Carolina, they won 32, 20. Philly, 24, 20. Yeah. I mean, they've never, like, all their wins in Super Bowls. I mean, when you. When you take kind of a look at the dynasties, you look at Pittsburgh, you look at San Francisco, like, some of those teams, they had some close wins and they had some big wins, but Patriots, especially with Joe Montana, four wins. That have all been, like, right down to it. Right. Backing on what you're saying, Adam, what do you think that voicemail is going to sound like tomorrow morning? From Bridget Moynihan, who Tom Brady dumped in her third choir trimester. She's cool with all. Hello. Hey. Hey, super bowl winner. You know what? You're not going to win at custody. Okay? Jimmy Kimmel, everybody. Adam, when we were growing up, every super bowl was a blowout, right? Like seven out of the last. Every super bowl was a blowout. Yeah. And now, you remember last year? Last year, everyone talked through the whole game until Prince came on a new girl, and everybody shut up. And they're like, oh, man. Prince is on Wonderful. Kim already. That was in his studio. Yeah. Hi, everyone. I brought a whole bunch of kids with me. Awesome. Frankie, what did you say before? What the. I don't know. Said. What the hell? She said. What's going on in here? Well, wow, it's exciting to have you guys in my home. We're sitting in Jimmy's home right now. David Allen, creators here. The beautiful children are here. The voices of tomorrow and son is here. We're basically killing time until Adam sobers up and could drive home. Yeah, I gotta drive the Asian kid home. Did you bet on Trouble? I did not bet on the game. No, Adam, we had five spots. I know. Adam did all right. Yeah. That's so sweet of you to donate that. All the charity round of applause for Adam, everybody. And you know what I just found out? GPS showed me a back way to get package, which was much cooler than the way last year. Well, that's good. Share it with the listeners. Well, what you do is. Well, it was a real treat. Take care. I'm saying goodbye to my guest as. Yes, real treat having you having the broadcast here in my home. Yeah. What a barn. You know, I was telling Adam earlier, Jimmy, that, you know, a lot of the listeners don't know that you came to me last year and you said, david, I just want to build a barn for my chickens. And I was like, wow, you're really into organic eggs. Yes, I am. And what an amazing. I call it a chicken house. It's just so humble, you know, and just this is where the eggs are laid. Kudos to you. I wanted a place where humans and animals would be comfortable. Okay. All right then. Apparently chickens like beer and liquor, which is fine by me. And a chicken barn. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's great. By the way, when we walked around the barn the first time with Sonny, I realized after, I don't know, about six, seven minutes taking a tour, that Sonny knows more about building things than I do. This porch loose. He's like, no, yeah, this is this reclaimed wood. I was like, yeah, it's mine. Is that what you mean? It's my wood? I don't know. I don't know who claimed it, but it is mine. Can I ask one technical question? You're like, pork chart. It's on the walls, the neon. Is that new or did you. That is new. Yeah. James. Baby doll. Baby Doll Dixon got that for me. Yeah. But, you know, before he became a billionaire told me he did the old. He did the old Don King on you. He double charged you and then gave it to you as a gift. Yeah, yeah, that sounds right. That sounds right. What were you guys talking about when I walked in? I feel like I meant, oh, did you guys see that game? That's what we're talking about. Do you think Tom Brady is the greatest won the ball. Do you think Tom Brady's the greatest quarterback? By the way, how bummed would Pete Carroll be to know right now that children are going, how do you not run the ball? I do love the look on the losers team's face. It's just always great with just that shocked. Yeah. Did you see Richard? Yeah. Oh, my God. A bad taste. It's fun to see human reaction of any kind. Really. Yes, yes. You really get really get to see it in slow motion. Oh, yeah. And it's always with dreadlocks. I feel like it's always exaggerated because with, you know, with us with non dreads, we can do a lot of head shaking and pouting and. Well, you don't get. But we don't get the crazy, you know, back and forth undulation of the, you know. Yeah. Like Rick James, if he had had like a close crop, God rest, I mean, we wouldn't know who he was. Wouldn't be talking about him right now. No. You need the dreads, right? Dag, sir, have you ever been close to dreadlocks? I did. I had like little cootie, cootie stumps from way back when I had hair. But, you know, my, you know, the little twists. Oh, yeah. But you know what my dad is. It really infuriates him that. What was the name of the book that your dad. Black Rage. Yeah, but why does it infuriate? He feels it's unmanly. And I'm like, well, kids today, you know, I'm like, you know, black dudes finally thought up a way to grow hair in a way and wear it so they could flip it and tie it and all that stuff, you know, like white dudes have been doing. So he thinks it makes you look like a girl. Yes, he does. You know, And I'm like, well, you know, these dudes love it. So how old is your father? He was a slave and he freed himself. Oh, well. So, yeah, he's 88 years old. I mean, come on. He's like, I'm dead soon. Rosie Greer. Yeah, so, I mean, you know, his generation, he's like, he's baffled. He was around for the dreadlock decision. Yes, he was. He was, he was, he was, he was. But I mean, he's just bewildered, you know, generationally bewildered. Like, why would any man want to wear his hair like this? It's just like everyone's father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, let's eat dinner. Life's too short. All right, so Jimmy, by the way, Jimmy Kimmel Live, weeknights, 11:35, ABC. I don't know why reading that. Is any of this being recorded? Yeah, it doesn't seem, you know, we're in the room where I would typically do karaoke and instead of we're standing in front of the screen where we'd read the word from karaoke and none of us are singing. Jimmy, tell me how when you guys do, like, just walk us through the process for the layperson, you're going to do a bit like you did last week about Deflategate and Tom Brady, going to get Matt Damon and Ben Affleck and all these other guys to chime in on it. How do you. Who thinks of it? And then take us through the entire. Well, in this case, typically, if we'd see something big or somebody had an idea for something big, we would then seek these people out. But it's hard to get people to do something quickly. So this was an idea that John Krasinski and Matt Damon had. It was their idea. Yeah. They called me on Wednesday and asked if. Asked if we could do it. And. And so. And so I said, yeah, we'll do it. We'll get it together real quick. But Ben was in Atlanta, and I don't know where Steven Tyler was. Ben was, like, standing in front of a friend. Farmhouse. Yeah, he was on set in Atlanta. All right. And so then everybody sent it to us, and we, you know, we had a show Thursday night. It was our last show of the week. We had to get it on in time, and we got it edited moments before the show started. And so they reached out to you. They said, this is our idea. And then Dickie got involved, and Ben and Matt and. Oh, I'm sorry. Steven Tyler. Ken Evans. Yeah. The guy plays Captain America. Captain America? I don't know. I don't. I'm not into homoerotic fantasies. Was he wearing a fake mustache? Yeah, he was. His mustache. That was a fake mustache? Yeah, that was a fake mustache. Why was he wearing a fake mustache? Like, I was trying to. He's cheating. Like, the team. That's what they all do. Patriots. All right. Sal, I thought you were happy they won, you know, Jimmy, when you did, I thought you were happy they won. No, I mean, I gave out the Seahawks on Sports center, but it's all right. It's all fine. It'll be okay. Yeah, it'll be okay. I have to go now. I have to see. I have someone meeting me. I'm selling my car out front. Are you really? Yeah. I'm gonna sell the car. That's a shame. I'm sorry. It's really nice seeing everyone. Adam. I'm gonna give Mike August your money tomorrow. Thank you, cousins. Jimmy. Thank you. Does Mike get a cut? My pleasure, Cousin Sal. Cousin Sal, everybody. There he goes. When. When you guys did the how to Tell Black People Apart, a lot of people hit me up on social media. Like, yeah, they bring a chocolate news back. You know, use your own voice and speak for yourself and, you know, add the bit. And I was like, actually, they wrote it for me. Right? It was really awesome, man. It was really funny. Well, you did a great job with it. Well, I know, but I'm saying yeah. And you set me up to. To succeed, which some people don't always do. When you say that, you mean Adam the has helped you more than me. Now you have. No, but wait. I was talking to your cousin tonight. Jimmy. Which one? He has 13. You're 13? Female? Male. Female. Mickey? Yes. Yes. This is your 12th year. This is our 13th year now. Nice. Wait a boy. What? A lot of them? I don't know. Well, you know. You know Wendy Williams, she just did a thousand. But anyway, congratulations. Wait, your 13th year of what? What of what? 13? You said something about your 13 something. Hold on, I want to talk to Sonny. Here in the corner. Talk down. Sunny, what's going on with you? Do you have a girlfriend? No. How come? Because I don't like anyone. Are there? But you like girls in general? No. You don't or you do? Some. Some. A little bit. All right. You see what happens when you chime in? Sort of. Sonny, how old are you? Eight and a half. Yeah, he's getting big. That's beautiful. He's a good athlete, this kid. He's a good boy. A lot about construction and cars, all right? Especially Lamborghinis. Especially Lamborghinis. All right, Sonny, quiet. Oh, boy. All right. I'm gonna do a lot about that guy. You know that guy that he's doing a live alive cut off, and the son killed his dad because he was angry. Oh, my God. Where did the wise. Sonny. He's cute. Now, listen, if you. Dad, where's my Lamborghini? Why do you call me Sonny? Look at me, dad, this isn't a car show, okay? I've always said with the Menendez brothers, like, if Sonny says in Natalia, hey, I think we should shoot mom and dad on Sunday night. And yeah, Natalia says, what time? That means I failed as a father. Yeah, I've done something wrong. One of our big subjects when we first met, when we used to sit at lunch for hours talking about this stuff, eventually you decided it would become a podcast. But the Menendez brothers, we talk about all the time and how the parents, if they did do it, the parents deserved it. Natalia may say, because one kid can be. One kid can go south, but when two of them go south, it's your own fault. Natalia may say to Sunny, in seven years, hey, listen, I'm thinking about taking a shotgun and taking out mom and dad. Sonny, remember what I told you earlier? Sonny would be like, oh, my God, no, these love us. They raised us. I cherish them. There's no way. But if he goes, what time Sunday, that means we've done a horrible job. It's the same philosophy I used when I got LASIK surgery because I thought, well, they do one eye at a time. So, you know, the odds are only like one in a million. You'll go blind. But the odds of going blind in both eyes are right. Did you, did you get lasiks? I did, yeah. Like 20 years ago. And you, you've never had to get it again? No, I've never, I've not. And it's still pretty good. All right. And Jimmy used to have to bring around his solution. Oh. With the contact and like when I sleep overnight and why was I sleeping over? I was married, I had children. Why was I sleeping sexy? Hey, Jim. Because speaking of sleepovers for adult men, you know, Bruce Jenner's changing into a woman. Is that true? I haven't been. Yeah, he said that he is. Okay. I feel like they're trying to trick us into watching his reality show. And he's not really a boy. Wants to be a girl. Yeah. Sonny. Sonny. Maybe not the right platform for this gal, but. No Jimmy. No Sunny. Sometimes when a boy falls very much ukulele, you know. Jimmy, let me, let me tell you a story. The, the contact lenses, one of the bigger issues was when we were gonna go down to El Segundo and go out on the half day boat and go fishing, right? This is, and this is very brokeback. We were gonna leave at like 5:30. But you came over at like 12, like midnight, right, And I slept there. Yeah, yeah. And then we were gonna head out and then we went to a Mexican joint at like 3am in El Segundo. Bad idea. And we huevos rancheros. And then Jimmy threw up all over the boat and then slept on top of the like hatch the entire half day boat. Catch anything? One fish. And then I held it up for all to see. I proclaimed myself the best fisherman on the boat and then started ralphing incessantly into the water. He, like he was chumming the water. It couldn't have only been a half day day. That had to be half day, like 12 hours. Called it a half day boat. But it was longer than fishing for half of a day. We're fishing for life. I, I, I, I, I don't remember. You remember what happened at the end of that fishing trip though? Everyone gave you a fisherman. Gave me one of their catch, one of their fish to take it. No, this is a good thing to take home and cook because I didn't get the fish. And Adam. Adam declared it the Spirit of the Mariner. He was asleep on deck. He was passed out on deck. And I kept telling him, go down below and, like, lay down on, like, one of the below. Yeah, it was like, no, the problem is I was covered up by people's jackets. Except for I didn't realize my nose was sticking out from under the jackets. And my nose was. I looked like a vomiting clown at the end. Where did you get my new ringtone tone from? That is a good question. What's the new ringtone? It's like being back on the air upon a dude. It's on itunes, by the way. Can we. Guys can see the thing where the guy. Like, guys, can we talk about Katy Perry? Us men? Yeah. Yeah. Did you see? Katy Perry was very impressive. I felt like you enjoyed that performance. Well, she was literally riding a flaming comet. And did you think it was a little surprisingly sunny? Did you think it was surprising that she sang I Kissed a Girl? And I liked it. It seemed like maybe there might be, like, a group of people that might not like, you know, that's. I tell you. I tell you, one person who loved it. Bruce Jenner, you know, because such bravery to transform yourself. Anyways. Yeah, I. Is it possible that he's faking this? This to make us think that maybe he's got something? Because, I mean, otherwise, who would watch his reality show? I was saying to Dag during the game that. Not. You know, when he was saying to me, this is the most insane thing on the planet. I said, not since Liberace boyfriend was, you know, surgically transformed into Liberace. So Liberace could have sex with. With Liberace. Yes. Has something that's masturbating. That's. I mean, I thought you could say masterful. My whole point is to find something as far away for me. Thank you. For me to have sex with. Right. I. I concur. Right. Sonny, you. What are you doing? I mean, I was getting my whole plans because. Far away from me to have sex with. But, yeah, that's. That's all planned. Sonny. Sonny wants to back me up. Right, Right. So. But listen, back to you. Remember when I said, when you turn 18, the Lambo's yours, man. And if Pops doesn't give it to you, what's the plan? You take it, baby. That's it. Menendez style. That's right. The notion that you would try to create you, to have sex with you is insane. And, well, I don't know. Everybody's getting nervous with the idea. It's creative. Bruce Jenner, I mean, when you see him on that Wheaties box athlete in the world, maybe Wheaties caused this. But you realize. But you realize, Adam, a whole generation of people like his kids, they're not old enough to really know him like we do, and they don't care. As an Olympic. To me, it was like, I don't. I was, you know, I went along with the idea who's, you know, our. Like, America, like our greatest sports hero. And then he just. Down. Husband of a reality star. And it's really sad. He is. Yeah. Well, he's. He's getting his own show now. Yeah. Gets to speak his truth. All right. When does that come on? I don't know, but we gotta watch that together. I would love to. Okay. Do you think he's going to become a woman? I'm just. Hey, I feel like trying to convince us that. That he is he. I think they want us to think that didn't happen. If what Jimmy says it doesn't happen, that's gonna be. Hold on. Real. Greatest celebrity boxing match ever. Bruce Jenner goes against Chaz Bono. Swapped, right? Yeah. The ultimate woman against the ultimate male. Now swapping. Now getting into the squared circle. Wait, speak. We gotta. We gotta digress for real quick. Pacquiao. What was Pacquiao like, man? Pacquiao. Well, I love Face. The face of Adam. When you're punching the bags. You're like, I could take them out. No, no, no. God bless Pacquiao. Because I said some things about the Filipino people, and there was a fatwa, you know, called upon me. Filipino fatwa. Filipino with a ph. Yeah, with a ph. And Manny, many years ago, like, called it off. Like, it's like. Yeah, no, he's. He's. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Right? You know, he's like, I saw you in the D documentary. He's like, do not kill this. He sent me a baby gift. Wow, he's a sweet guy. So when he came on, I just surprised him. I said, you want me to hold the focus badge for you or you want to hold them for me? And he's like, I'll hold them for you. Not. You were like a kid on Christmas Day, man. But you did that for me when we were little. And then. Yeah. Remember once I got so good at it, I punched your glove off and mine. Wow. Yeah, I kind of did them. That's probably why you don't do it anymore. He's scared. Don't tell him. You're right. I'll tell him later. And then my glove hit me in the head. Yeah, but, yeah, he was a totally. He's a totally. What do you say about the Merryweather fight? Is it gonna happen? I think it's gonna happen. Yeah. He's fighting Lee Merriweather. He's gonna kill her. Say Mayweather. Say Mayweather. Mayweather. Meriwether. Say Adam. How do you say? Like Adam Adams. Say Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy's. Okay. Say Kimmel. Kimmel. Kimballs. Kimballs. Jimmy Kimball's. Wait a minute, McDonald's. Are they. I saw them talking. McDonald's. No, Mac. I saw them talking at a basketball game. Now they're gonna. They're gonna be wondering. He's gonna get 65 million and Mayweather's gonna get 80 million. Like that. That is a lot of cheese, even for you, James. After. Yeah, a lot of money, not cheese. Yeah, that's scratch, brother Cake. It's called prize fighting. That's right, man. Yeah. Muhammad Ali is. Well, he's speechless. Well, no, I mean, they're gonna get. They're not gonna get 25 million. He's gonna get 60 million and Mayweather's gonna get more money, so that's better. He's gonna do it. He wants to do it. Mayweather wants to do it. It's a money grab. The whole thing. It's a money grab. It. I'm all for the boxes. Yeah. And I. I think as I was saying to you, sounding quiet, as I was saying to Pacquiao, I think in a weird way he's jacked the price up. Like, I mean, the last four years, the price has just gone up, right? Yeah, yeah. I think holding out, making the. Making it more interesting. Oh. There will be a certain point at which they become so old that it's like, all right, this is it. They're going to make the fight. It's going to happen in, you know, June, July or May 2nd. That's as I say. It's going to be like someone's going to get 50 million, so it's going to get 70 million. Wouldn't you fight Pacquiao for 70 million? Yeah. Do anything for $70 million. All right, quickly. Proflowers.com. valentine's Day right around the corner. It is. Yeah. Next week. Dag. Wait, don't fall asleep on this one. One dozen assorted roses with three. It's a free glass vase. Hey, wake up. You gotta wake up. You got a lady friend out there, right? Lady friends. Okay, well, you want to get her free glass vase. You Want to get her a dozen roses, 1999, right? Right. Or, dag, you're sleeping on a deal. Picture. A picture of my favorite body. Just wake up and listen. They got a deal over here. Two dozen assorted roses. Two dozen assorted roses. Plus you get the ruby red vase. Plus I'm gonna give my lady a chocolate chocolate rose. Oh, you get her chocolate rose. Adam. Corollas. Yeah. No, just Corolla. Go to proflowers.com. use my code A's. What tag? Wake up. Sorry, man. All right, listen to me, all right. They're gonna last at least seven days or you get your money back. Delivery is guaranteed. Go to proflowers.com. click on the blue. Click on the. He's got sleep apnea. Click. All right, listen. Click. Click on the blue microphone, top right hand corner. Type in Ace Wake up deck. Order today. Hold on, let me write. Start from the top again. Flower inspires. Midnight on Friday. Go to proflowers.com. all right. Okay. What you gonna get your wife for Valentine's Day? Let's see. Flowers, probably dinner. Now, you were telling me you like to do last minute. So you just stop at the intersection and whatever the reason, whatever I can jump out and grab while the guy wanders away from the bucket. That's what she'll get. Sometimes they wind up on the windshield, sometimes they wind up all over the road. But I'll get at least one of them home. Do you like when. Like when your wife. Does your wife ever give you flowers? Never that like that. I do get flowers from people sometimes. And is it ever the people you want to get them from? It's, you know, it's always. It's like a nice thought, it's like a classy thing, but I don't want them. So in other words, somebody like, I don't know, like Evander Holyfield. Done. Hey, man, I was thinking about you, dog. Here's two dozen roses. Well, that. That I would. I think that I'd get a kick out of. Yeah, I was thinking about you, dog. I think Evander does the dog. I wonder if Evander has ever sent flowers to anyone. He probably sent them to somebody. Not us, but he probably sent him. You think so? I don't know that he could even think that far ahead. He is. Evander, if you're listening, that was Jimmy Kimmels. I think you're a genius. How about the whole. First off, Evander Holyfield. God damn. First off, fan man. Number one fan, man. Yeah. It's insane. Number two, like Evander Holyfield. Wonder if people even know what that means. The guy with a fan attached to his back flew into the ring. The guy from the fan attached to his back flew into Caesar's when they were outdoors. Imagine what nowadays with the terrorists. They would have shot him. Oh, my God. Yeah, he literally just jumped off of a neighboring building with his fan and his parasail. Why do that? And he went down. And he would have landed in the ring, except for his parasail was just a little bit higher than the canopy of the ring and it caught it. But Holyfield, in terms of just sort of badass motherfuckers on the planet. Sorry, Sonny. I mean, here's a guy who's an inflated light heavyweight. I hear it every day. It was just like, Mike Tyson, bring them on. Like, go get him. Tell him. Yeah. Is that like. Is that a badass or is that somebody's oblivious? I. I wish I was that kind of oblivious because he was just like, Rick Bo. Mike Tyson, Come on. Come on and get some. Do you remember what he said at the time? This might have been like some kind of terrorist, flying terrorists or whatnot. He was pressy in that way, but he was just like. He was like, Mike Tyson. Yeah, come on down. Let's come get some. Like, he wasn't. He. He went to the center of the ring and he just traded with Tyson. He's probably a guy also, if he saw a butterfly, would eat it. Yeah, Come get some butterfly. Come get some hummingbird. The Alibaba Show. You listening to the Alabama show? Yeah, listen. Yeah. Listening to what? Listen to the Alan Bajola Show. What I'm saying is. Is the Adam football. Yeah. You're not afraid of anything, right? I will punch it. You're right. So if there's a hummingbird feeder in front of you, I would eat it. But. All right, if there's a dream catcher. A dream catcher, I would let that live. Oh, you wouldn't punch it. But a fan. Fan, man, you punch, right? Well, it might. Could be a flying tourist. Taurus or terrorists. Terrorists. Terrorists. Terrorists or tourists. A tourist. Like that movie. Tourists. A terrorist, yes. Okay, so what? Nothing. I will punch everything. So I loved about Holyfield. Holyfield's like, who? Mike Tyson. Who? Bring him on. We'll punch. You know, it's funny, Holyfield, I think, just in terms of styles, he. He had Tyson's number, and I. I didn't really think that, but he didn't have a style other than. I'm not scared of any human being on the Planet. That works, right? So, like, if. If any human being on the planet wants to trade in the middle of this canvas with the Budweiser written on it, we will trade. That was his entire thing. All right. You need money, My wife is coming. Mrs. Kimball came to shut it down. Oh, I don't know if I have enough cash, but I'll give you what I have and you can figure it out. We can't write a check. No one takes checks. Really? Really. What's going on? By the way, Mrs. Kimmel, what a lovely soiree. Thank you so much. Yeah, that's wonderful, Molly. It was. That's quite all right. Let me ask you about this. We had the squares, right? Where you bet. You bet you buy a square for $10. And then so I bought five squares for my daughter, Katie, and she won. How much did she win? She won $400. I should get 50 of those dollars back, right? At least. You could probably borrow money from Katie if you need it. Oh, and Molly won. How much did you win? She won the first quarter. You won 150. All right. One year, Jimmy bought squares for me. Oh, Molly. $3,000. Molly, did you know that Jimmy and Adam had sleepovers before you came into the picture? No. Yeah. Did you really? It happened a few times. Yeah. Contact lenses. In this house. In his house? Yeah. Like you just go over there and sometimes I'd sleep over his house? Yeah. Apartment. Were you sober? In this case, we were going fishing early the next morning. But tell Molly when you were saying the first time you tongue kissed Adam. What are you saying? She knows. It was beautiful. I can never compete with Adam. I know this. This is radio, but you can't see Molly's face. She's like, molly, take that money and get out of here. What? All right, so where were we? Vander Vander Holyfield. Vander Holyfield. Are these. You actually thought of these subjects? No, no, no. Thought about. You have notes? No, I. All I have is. I have commercials. What's going on with iron planet? That's1ironplanet.com. Ah, you want to. They got a big auction going off in Orlando. Get your mic, sonny. That's on the 11th through the 13th of February. Three day sale. 1500 items and excavators, tractors, graders, work platforms, scissor lifts, bulldozers, everything under the planet. I like these guys because they like heavy duty equipment. Go to ironplanet.com, view the guaranteed. And so what they do is they go around, they inspect all the heavy duty equipment. You pussies. Wouldn't know about. It would sound like an Iron man movie. Like Iron man for the Iron Planet. That's true. Because the word iron is in both of them. Yeah. You know, they pronounce it iron. Just a quick note. They've great auctions and they have all the heavy duty stuff you need the big stuff. The small stuff is. It's ironplanet.com ironplanet.com and just go there and find out when the auctions coming up. All right, so what are we talking about before we wrap up? We're talking about eggs. Well, hold on, Jimmy. You're talking about chickens? Not yet. No, not yet, but coming. Right. How are you gonna get them in like little boxes in the chickens? They come out of eggs. You gotta be lucky. And then when you go to the supermarket, if you're lucky, one of the eggs has a chicken in it. It. But you know, they only last for a certain amount of time. They only lay for like nine months. No, it's like two years. Yeah, you were way off. They lay for two years. And then I will supplement with additional younger chickens. And what are you gonna do with the old chickens? They'll keep them. I won't eat them. Dang. What's going on with your pork? What? Whoa. Wow. That's a really good personal question. The guy is. Well right now. Pig. No, no, no, no, no. I. I have part of a pig. Yeah, I have a part of. I have a shoulder that I'm gonna make some capo. Nice. But I have to. I have no idea what that is. I've been hearing you talk about this for years and years and years, and yet I've never seen. Brought it. Didn't he bring some over to your house? Brought some. I had some. I don't have any. Any right now, but I have some capo that's coming. Where's it coming from? Well, I gotta cure it. It takes time. And you're doing this yourself for someone else. Well, you didn't want to split up. I did. No, that's not true at all. You know what, Jimmy? This is a new day. Let's just move forward. I had a wonderful time today. The funny thing is not revisit. Didn't you and your brother bring some over to. Well, Mr. Mr. Big Time Farm Guy here doesn't remember. So. It's just really painful. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because we're friends and you know, Jimmy, you just really changed since the barn, so I want to just move forward. Have you ever tried to cure stuff yourself? I mean, are you just. Polio. Oh, snap. Shazam. All right, that's a good place to go out there. Jimmy Kimmel Live 9:35. ABC. 9:35. Oh, sorry. 11:35, dude. Well, you know, Central time or Mountain time. Something time. There's got to be something. Mountain time. For six months out of the year, Jimmy Kimmel live.com is where you go check out. Give Sonny a plug. Well, yeah, he's Sonny, where you gonna be next week, man? Yeah, where are you gonna be next week? You have any sporting events coming up? Yeah, I have a game, a basketball game. I'm not sure if it's on Sunday or Saturday. Okay, but you have. People can go to your website and find out. I wish. Right. I'll have to get a website. Sonny, how many points you score last game? I didn't score any, but I'm still the best defensive player on my team. All right. It's a zero point. Like his pops. He's tooting his own horn. David Allen Krieger website. 9:30. No David Alan Greer dot net. You can find out where he's doing. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody took it. Somebody took it. We're doing all this. Live shows all over the country. How much they want to charge you for this? Shame on them. They can't have your name and then say, oh, it's ours. It doesn't seem right. Oh, no, no. We're gonna put a stop to this. Well, the way to put a stop to it is go to DavidAllenGreer.net and complete. Yeah. All right, so until next time. Z Corolla for Is it over yet? That's it. Bill Simmons was in here. He was. David, I think it was earlier. Jimmy. Oh, you. Oh, you were supposed to get a mat. Oh, cousin Sam. What about Matt Damon? What happened to Matt Damon? He ran out of time. I ran out of time saying Mahal. All right, there's Adam Croll Show 1502 coming up for our final clip, we have Adam Croll show 2360 featuring AJ Benza, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop. This one's from 2018. I obtained the audio from the Bleed on Receda that was played on the Kevin and Bean flashback podcast from Lightning was the host, I believe, and he gave us all the audio and we sent it over to Chris. He did leave in a chunk of lightning. And the other dudes talking over the clip, like essentially doing a Corolla Classics where Kevin and be being much to Adam chagrin. Hope you guys Enjoy. Adam Kroll Show 23:60 the Bleed on Reseda. Audio. So much to talk about with AJ Also, the first Giovanni sent me the original recording from when Jimmy Kimmel and Michael, the maintenance band, started. And the thing that led to the Blita and Reseda, the thing that led me to meeting Jimmy, the actual event that led to it. Now, I always had it. Jimmy did sports, and I forgot he would call in to do sports to Kevin and Bean. It's not Jimmy Kimmel. And he was a character from Brooklyn. Now, he would call in from his house, but he was in the studio. He was the bit. Studio B calling in. That was the bit. But. And I knew it had to do with Bobby McFerrin and skiing. And I knew what the joke was, and I knew what caused the fight. I had it a little bit different, but first I'll tell you. And so we have this actual. Actual from. I don't know, must have been from, like, March 1994 or March, April 1994. Somewhere in there. I remember because my birthday's at the end of May. I always said when I turned 30, I'd be doing something with my life, and I wasn't doing anything with my life. But when I. I remember being just weeks away from turning 30 or, like, on the cusp of turning 30 and being really worried about my life, and I heard them talking about it. I was like, this is my. This is my move. All bets were on Michael the maintenance man, though. That's. No one really understands that Jimmy was a weird ancillary character that wasn't really a part of the show. And Michael had been there for years. You wanted to train Mike to main this man. That was the initial at the time. That was the goal. Yeah. Everyone says, oh, so you want to go in and meet Jimmy and train Jimmy? He's like, no, I want to train the black guy who'd been there for three years, who I thought could help me more than Jimmy, who they didn't seem to like. And I didn't know what Jimmy was doing behind the scenes. I didn't know that he was producing and writing and doing and stuff. I took it at face value. It was this character who was calling in. Well, like, later I became a character that called in, and I couldn't have done shit for anybody. Like, if you would have said, hey, I want a job at Kevin to be. I'm like, I don't know where they are. I am calling it. So I thought he was doing what I ended up doing, which wouldn't have been any help, in which case, you should have known Michael the Maintenance man. All right, all right. Do we have that? Yep. That's from 1994. Kevin and Bean, see you later. Nice to talk to you. And a celebrity sighting from Johnny. Yep. Who is it? Well, let me tell you the story. All right? Where are you? No Summit. Snow Summit. I was snowboarding last weekend and I was on the shuttle coming back to my car. I'm talking to my friend. I hear this guy making funny noises with his throat. I turn around and there's this guy. He's hitting his chest. And I don't know what's going on. And sure enough, I couldn't. I recognized him from the Ocean Spray commercial. I was standing right next to Bobby McFerrin. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Don't worry, be happy himself, Bobby Stiggin McFerrin. Thanks for calling. Appreciate it. Gotta be the first ever Bobby McFerrin fighting. Ever. Jimmy, I'm not sure we have time. Lisa. Dang. How much time do you have here? About 30 seconds. Can you. Can we put you on hold? Hey, ain't Bobby McFerrin black. Yeah, yeah. What the hell was he doing on a ski slope? I can't answer that. Jimmy, hold the phone. We'll talk to Jim. See, now, I had it in my mind that Jimmy was doing one of his sports reports and said Bobby McFerrin, like, broke his leg or something on the ski slopes. I took, like, skiing as a sport and. But it was a caller. What if that caller had never seen Bobby McFerron in that shuttle? You owe him an Edible Arrangement. It's not like. I don't think that Jimmy and Michael the maintenance man would have made an excuse to box. Jimmy, Michael Maiden's man was there for a million years. Never boxed. I mean, Kevin and Bean weren't. Morning Zoo. Ish. Yeah. This isn't the kind of thing they would have put on. They've never done one since. That I'm aware of. So I don't know if this would have went down. I think the end of this is Michael calling in or Michael coming in and saying something. Let me listen. When you ready, boy. Now check it out. When you ready, me and you go head to toe to toe. I don't think the fight. I don't think fighting is the answer here. Your ass like it ain't never been good, man. Are you going. Are you going head to toe to toe? Yeah, head to toe to toe. I knew that. That's why I wanted to train him. Because Terry Claibon, my boxing coach, was a brother and a great boxer. And he Told me once, boxing is about putting faces in seats. And that's when I knew the guy was a great boxer. He didn't have time for faces in seats. Yeah. Hey, listen, you know who's not a good boxer? Tony Randall and other people who speak eloquently. Right now, just hearing that, you go, I want to go. I want to train the brother who doesn't know how to talk. Right. Toe to toe. Oh, toe to toe. Hey, hey, Michael. But white people can't box. You know that. White people can't box. That's not fair. He is the J. Cooney of all sports, man. Let me show us. Let me show him. What's up? Well, I don't know that we need. I don't know that we need to get into fist. I don't fight for the white. Enough is you, huh? I don't fight for the white people, and you don't fight for the black people. I'm fighting you. Just me and you. Hey, now. Yo, Y' all arrange it? Yeah, we'll arrange a boxing match. Sure, why not? Let's arrange this. Hey, there's no better way to handle problems at work than have the two guys duke it out. We're standing here with Dr. Joseph. All right. Did you get the end part there? Max Pana? Yeah. Oh, this is. This was already cut. Like the. The stuff that Gio sent us. So, like, the spaces are breaks in the audience. Right. But what I told you over the phone, which is ignore the middle part and go to the fight. Did you do that part? No, I just got the beginning part, and then I didn't know if you wanted the Pat o' Brien part not or not. There's the beginning part. Yeah. Then there's the middle part where he's at a doctor's office. Yeah, but that was. Don't need that. Okay. As clearly expressed multiple times on the phone. And then the end part is the fight. Right. So you got that? You said, I need the beginning part. It's short. And then the second part will have Pat o'. Brien. So I thought. Okay, stop it at o'. Brien. Yeah, I said the beginning part short. Then there's the fight at the end. The middle parts, a visit to the doctor. Don't need that. All right, I'll get that part. I did not say the second part, so it'll be too far. You said second part I wrote. Yes, I said get rid of the middle part, and then we'll have the end part, and the first part will be this. And the second part Will be the fight. Okay. What part don't you get rid of? The middle part where he goes to the doctor and it's boring. Okay, well, then here we are, Chris a breaker. He subsisted on nothing but salt water and chicken stock for the last. Yeah, I'll get. I'll get that part. I don't have that. I don't have the Pat O. Brine part ready yet. All right, There's a beginning part, a middle part, and a third part. Get rid of the middle part and just go right to the third part. Okay. As. As expressed on the phone. That's boring about the doctor. Could have heard all the parts right now. Okay. Could have heard all the parts about that. The last part's the fight. Okay. All right. Where was I? How do we know? Why have all these conversations with everyone and don't write stuff down? Yeah, I never say that. But you write down first part, second part, like you. I write down what you say, though. Yes, I said, but you don't write it all down. Read the whole thing. Play beginning part. It's short. Then the second part will have the fight itself with Pat o'. Brien. Right, but what you didn't write down is where I said first part is the fight, how the fight happened. Second part, boring. Doctor's office. We don't need that. The last part is the fight. So we'll play the first part and the second part. But that means the last part you didn't write. You can't write. You're not a stenographer. Oh, boy. You can't write the whole thing down. You're writing yourself beats, and now you're confusing yourself. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Oh, all right. Just go to the third part, would you, goofball? Here we go. Oh, see, you vamped. That's right. Cuttered every part ten times by then. How did Geo get his hands on this stuff? Because this is. He's Geo. Yeah, this is before the Internet was even. Barely a thing. Never you mind how Geo gets when you. Yeah, I don't know. We should ask him. He had to have gotten tapes. You know what I mean? Like. Yeah. Oh, he. He does. He's. It's incredible. All right, here we go. He's sitting at the table with our celebrity judges, John Wayne Bobbitt, Tom Murray from KC Channel 9, and Saturday Night Live's Adam Sandler. We are here in the broadcast booth. Ringside, bud girls walking around right now with the big nose, number one, indicating the fight is about to begin. I'M going to turn over this microphone to CBS Sports. Pat o', Brien, thank you very much. And hi again, everybody. Welcome to the leader in Reseda here in Reseda, California, as the fighters get ready to come into the ring and finally fight after a two week buildup in this thing. And I sense that the crowd here is completely into this affair. And as I talked to the fighters earlier, it seemed that Michael was a little more focused than Jimmy. I just saw Jimmy was out of shirt on. Man, that is a tough thing to look at, as we call this thing live. Jimmy with his hands up now, talking to the crowd, working the crowd here. But I feel that the crowd definitely is on Michael's side. Ladies and gentlemen, with the opening bell, Scott Mason. Let's rumble the bleeda and Michael the main man weighing it at one. Two left jabs, right to Jimmy's head. Two, three, four. Flurry from Michael the maintenance man. Another left jab to Jimmy's head. Two left jab. Jimmy gets a right jab, A left jab, a left jab. Michael the maintenance man going right for the head and right for the immediate knockout here. Unbelievable. I've never seen Michael come out with so much fire in all my life. He's thrown a thousand punches and we just started. I still can't get over how fat Jimmy is. Jimmy with a hard right to bite his head a little bit. These are some solid hits we're looking at. They are not just rabbit punching. There's a left by Michael the maintenance man, a left from Jimmy, a left and a right and a left to Jimmy's head. Jimmy wobbled on that one. Michael the maintenance man backed up against the ropes. He's got it now. He's down. They're back in the middle of the ring. Jimmy, anytime. Were you guys worried about Jimmy? Yes. Really? Yeah. Well, the first file that Gio sent me had the thing straight through. Or maybe it had this part in the first part. All right, go ahead, keep playing it. This first part, nice hit. Michael the right, Jimmy the left. Jimmy has Michael. Oh, yeah. So that was Lightning's podcast, I guess, breaking in and doing. He sent me another one of Lightning's podcast, which, so I was confused, but it's fine on the roast. Michael grabs onto Jimmy and tries to hold on. Jimmy looks pissed. He looks pissed. He looks like he's fighting back, man. It's almost all hits to the head. 10 seconds left. 10 seconds left in round one. 9, 8. Jimmy with a left. He's got Michael against the corner. A left and a Right From Michael the maintenance man. Both boxers focused on the head. There's the bell. Wow. Round one is over in a thriller. I tell you, Pat, we know both guys pretty well and that was a real surprise. Round number one, a real still surprised. Tom Murray from Channel nine. What did you see, Kevin? I thought Michael came out real strong at that jab, but Jimmy came back pretty strong. I have to give the round, though, to Michael the maintenance man. Looks Pat o' Brien from the judges table like Michael the maintenance man so far is leading the fight. Seconds away from round two at the Bleeda and Reseda between rounds. Crazy. Now, Tom Murray, or whatever his name is from kcal9. I'd sort of of jettison from my memory. I'd always had never heard of him. Well, that's kind of. That's how your memory works. I had it that Adam Sandler was a judge and John Wayne Bobbitt was a judge and that Pat o' Brien was a judge, but Pat called it and there was a third guy's name I couldn't remember. So I just kind of like. I went with the names like, you know, when you're at a party that people recognize. I forgot. God, that's so crazy, that story. And thank you. Well, did Geo find this or did Lightning find it? So we should put Lightning, the former Right. Producer, Kevin and Bean. I guess he has a podcast now. Yeah, I emailed you asking how he got it, but I know it's. Don't be passive aggressive. All right, let's go. I'm sure you'll recall the. Well, I don't. Oh, you emailed Gio or me? Gio. Oh, Geo, good. Then you're not being passive. Impressive. I thought he said. When you said Geo, it sounded like I emailed you. That's why somebody refilled the salt water sandwich. Fill him up. All right. So he'll tell us. You have to notice how Michael has broken into a full sweat there. He's back against the rings now. A left flurry, a left jab, a right jab from Jimmy the Sausage. And Michael's shoulder is hurting him. Now he's in his right shoulder. Jimmy the Sausage. I disagreed with the judges, by the way. Earlier, I thought that Jimmy might have won first round because he wobbled Michael against the rope. Michael now backing up again. Jimmy the Sausage flailing now with his left hook. Michael with a nice jab. A left jab to Jimmy's face. We should say the kids at home don't do this in your backyard. Jimmy is definitely Hurting right now. Jimmy is definitely hurting. Jimmy can't lift his arms. Michael's got him. He's trying to tie himself up. Michael's got him against the ropes. He cannot lift his arms. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael comes in with a left and he comes in with a right. Jimmy back with the left and the right. Jimmy the Sausage is very tired at this point. This man comes in with the left and the right. 3 seconds left in the round. An excellent second round. Oh, Gio responded. Where did he find it? So he got it from Lightning's podcast, but since they stop and start it, he just cut them out and just sent you the. The file. Frankensteinian creation. Yeah. It's so weird to hear all this because you also see where, you know, Pat o' Brien was kind of at the height of his power. Jimmy was unknown. I was unknown. John Wayne, Bob. It was at the height of his. I was the most famous guy in the room. Adam Sandler, who. Yeah, Bobbitt was making his porn. Porn film back then probably. Yeah, right around then. That was pre Billy Madison. Adam Sandler, he wasn't super well known. Right. Yeah, 1994, early nineteen four. I wasn't making twenty mil a pick yet. No. No way. Yeah, the crowd was huge too. The crowd just going nuts in the background. I know. And that shit was seven in the morning. Like, it's hard to fill up, you know, people have to go to work, blah, blah, blah. We filled that place up and it was like, you know, Jimmy lost. Which I didn't really care about, but it was the end of the road for me because they didn't need the boxing, they didn't need the boxing trainer anymore because we're. And even though Jimmy sort of was hoping that we could do something, he didn't have any juice. And to Kevin and Bean and everyone else, I was the boxing trainer. So there wasn't like, all right, well, see you guys Monday. It was like, see you never. Let's see if we hear the end of it. Kevin is at the judges table. Adam Sandler, how did you see round number two? Well, I gotta tell you what I did see. I saw one of Jimmy's testicles fell out of his shirt. But I gotta say, I think Michael won that round too. Controversial decision according to the crowd. Both fighters are up. Their trainers are now giving them last minute advice. And there's the bell. The third and final round here. Lita and Reseda. Michael the maintenance man and Jimmy the Sausage. Both weighing in 194, about a half a pound apart. Jimmy comes out with a flurry left and right. Jimmy has Michael on the ropes. And Michael bends down, getting advice from his corner to stay in there and jab. Jimmy wearing a scottish blue pants. And there's a left jet wearing my shorts wobbles. Michael the maintenance man just momentarily. Michael blinking at him. And Jimmy very focused on this round. A left and a right by both fighters. Michael against the road, his head down. Jimmy into the right. Jimmy chasing Michael the maintenance man all over the round. I think Jimmy's got this, this round one. Jimmy the sausage tries to put Michael the maintenance man down. He says a left and a right. He chases him across the ring. Michael just trying to hold on. Both fighters extremely tired now staring each other down in the ring. 9, 8 remaining seconds of the round. He's got to have a knockout punch. Oh. A left to Michael to make this man's head. It's not going to work, though. Michael to make this man will win this fight. We'll hear from the judges. The bleeda in receiver, ladies and gentlemen, is now history. Michael the maintenance man quit and sued for wrongful termination and like, you know, discrimination or whatever. A few months later, maybe some months, it could have been a year. I don't remember. I just remember the case was Michael didn't show. He didn't show up a few times. And I think Kevin said, hey, if you're not gonna show up, you know, if you don't show up tomorrow, don't show up at all, or something of that nature. Michael took that as, oh, you fired me. Although I don't know if he really took it as, you fired me. Just took it as good, I can stay home and then I can fire. I can file a wrongful termination, whatever, and KROC will just give me some money because I'm black and they don't want the publicity with the whatever, and that'll be that. Where is he now? I'm sure nowhere. He's the number one podcast. Yes. Go ahead. In 95, filed a wrongful termination suit, charging the station, along with Kevin and B with racial and religious discrimination. The suit was settled in 96. Settled. There you go. Took a 100k. Here's where his moral limbo bar was set. Like, he'd have to go out, hand out t shirts and stuff like that, but he would sell the t shirts to the people instead. Good scam. Yeah. He didn't have a ton of character, so he just figured, and it's a perfect country we're living in, right? Because they don't want to fight it. They don't want the ink. They don't want to get into it. As soon as you hear discrimination and abusive work. And by the way, if you read the transcripts from any morning show, it's all an abusive work environment. That's the point. So just get rid of him. 100 grand on the hop. Take this. Yeah, one of the things he cited, I think was he. He ordered. There's this new guy named Bert, was a real asshole. Really cutting into my time. He. We flew to New York and he ordered like a. Like a Muslim meal or kosher whatever meal. And all this guy did was talk, talk about banging groupies and, and selling T shirts and what? He seemed very unpious to us. We started laughing on the plane. As you would if any of your friends did that because you had no idea that the guy claimed to be Hindu or something like that. Making fun of him. That was part of the religious oppression. He never talked about religion or anything. It was just a money guy, lazy guy, doesn't want to work. Right. And now he's nowhere because it never works. You get a few hundred grand for a few hours work and it seems like a great idea, but it never pans out. Never works. Shortcut. By the way, he's going to be in the room tomorrow for the colonize. Just today. Today. Oh, my gosh. All right, there's Adam Coral show. 2360. That does it for this weekend's Corolla Classics. Make sure to tune in next weekend. Until then, mahalo. And get it on, Sam. Shopify's point of sale system helps you sell at every stage of your business. Need a fast and secure way to take payments in person? We've got you covered. How about card readers you can rely on anywhere you sell. Thanks. Have a good one. Yep, that too. Want one place to manage all your online and in person sales? That's kind of our thing. Wherever you sell. Businesses that grow grow with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at shopify.com listen. Shopify.com listen.