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Josh Duhamel
Good to see you, too, Adam. I've been looking forward to this day for a long time.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, me too. I had it circled on my calendar. Liar.
Josh Duhamel
I remember listening to you and Dr. Drew on loveline when I first moved to California back in like 95.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, that started right about when I started. What. So where did you move from?
Josh Duhamel
I was from North Dakota.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
Moved from Minot, North Dakota, back in 95.
Adam Carolla
Huh.
Josh Duhamel
Moved to Northern California, worked a construction job and I had to drive from Napa, Sonoma county to Rohnert park every day. And every night I'd be listening to you, man, and you in the truck.
Adam Carolla
Or like back at the apartment.
Josh Duhamel
I think I was still in my 90 or my 86 Ford Taurus. I drove from Minot all the way here, 255,000 miles or something.
Adam Carolla
I'll tell you, I like radio because there's a kind of intimacy to it. And people go, oh, I worked a night shift and I used to listen at wet light or some have the I'd listen to the radio even though my stepdad would tell me to go to bed. But I put the radio under the covers and stuff like that. It's more intimate than watching TV or even a movie, even though that's impactful. There's something that's interesting because I do, I get a lot of I remember where I was kind of thing.
Josh Duhamel
I remember it very well. I mean, it was and it was. I mean, when you're by yourself, it's dark out, you're driving home and that's what I would listen to every night. And there was something. And you guys would always talk about stuff that was just a little bit naughty. And I think that that's what I loved about it.
Adam Carolla
So, I'm sorry, North Dakota to here? Yes. When did you decide or think that, you know, Hollywood acting and that kind of stuff was the path?
Josh Duhamel
I don't know. I think I always dreamt about doing it wanting, you know, but when you grow up in North Dakota, there's no path, you know, So I think that it was just sort of a pipe dream. And I got my degree in biology from Monad State University. Go Beavers. And with the intention of going to dental school. That was the plan. And that's what I told my mom. I was moving to California to do was to go to dental school. But I think secretly I wanted to do what I'm doing now. I just didn't know if I had the balls to do it. And I didn't at first, you know, and I struggled mightily for the first few years.
Adam Carolla
Ransom Canyon, by the way, I should get the plug out on Netflix. That's the new series starring Josh and others as well. And it premieres on April 17th. I saw the trailer and it looked pretty damn good. Yeah, sort of, I don't know, Friday Night Lights meets whatever that thing with Costner was. And I don't know, I'm trying to think of what to call it.
Josh Duhamel
Definitely has elements of Yellowstone. It has elements of Friday Night Lights. It's a little bit Virgin river, you know, it's very Americana. Yeah. Has a lot to do with, you know, this guy who struggled with a lot of loss in the last couple of years, losing his wife and then losing his son sort of at the opening of the show, and has been a bit of a hermit until, you know, until about a year later. And that's where it kind of begins.
Adam Carolla
Well, it looks good and it's gonna hit Netflix soon. So circle that. Just like Josh did with his appearance.
Josh Duhamel
Yes, just like you did with his appearance.
Adam Carolla
I mean, me, I did it. So you now look, you're tall, you're strapping, you're good looking. So you have to know, just like women that are tall and pretty and blonde, like, they have some inkling, like, well, maybe I could be on camera, but it doesn't mean I'm going to be on camera and it doesn't mean I have ability either. And there's also other tall, good looking guys in this. Right in this city for sure. But did you really Dentist is one of those jobs. I literally passed the dentist office the other day when I was walking, and I thought, I couldn't do that. Like, it's one of my. I couldn't do jobs. Could you be a dentist?
Josh Duhamel
I thought I could, and I was actually really interested. My mom was pushing me at an early age to figure out what I wanted to do. I was like, I'm a. I'm a freshman in high school. I don't know. And so early on, I said, you know, I think I was a sophomore maybe. And I said, you know what? I think I want to be a dentist. Because I was very good with drawing and painting and sculpting and really good, like, artistically. I was one of my. Something I was good at to be an actual doctor. I could never be. I just didn't have the, you know, the wherewithal or the, you know, motivation to do that. But I felt like I could, you know, impress my mother by being a doctor and still do something I felt like I could be good at. And that was kind of the reason in the beginning. That was 100 years ago now, but, you know, it was. That was kind of the first idea. And then I would go. I would literally go, you know, watch dentists do their thing. Both in high school and in college. I would sit in and really watch them. Yeah. And had, you know, every intention of doing it. And then I just, you know, I. I moved out here and then started sniffing around and started getting auditions for TV commercials and stuff like that. And that was kind of the beginning. I started taking. Taking it very seriously, taking classes and the whole thing, because, you know, like you said, it's, you know, you're one in a million. Guys like that, you got to be good, and you got to be able to, you know, not only get a job, but to stay. Stay working. And I think that's one thing you've done an amazing job of. You just learn to adapt and continue to evolve in this business. I mean, it's really impressive.
Adam Carolla
Oh, thanks. You know, it's a kind of a business. I mean, at least the way I feel is. I sort of said the example was, is, like, you're a train, and you're going 100 miles an hour, and you have to be out front throwing down track all the time, because the second you throwing out track, the train just goes right off into the abyss.
Josh Duhamel
Right, Exactly.
Adam Carolla
And there is that feeling of like, it can all end in an overnight. And. And look, I mean, first off, you could. First you could just Go on stage and go full Michael Richards, and it would all just be gone the next morning. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's.
Josh Duhamel
Especially now.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, especially now. And even that stories, you know, 17 years old or something. He was sort of the poster child for it. But what I mean is, you have to keep inventing and sort of reinventing and figuring out. And it's interesting because it kind of forces you into places and spaces that you never really thought, like, write a book, make a documentary. Like, what, are you kidding? I'd never do that. But then you do it, you know, so it's. It's good. And it's probably good that you can't keep playing the sport as you did when you were young. You get kicked into the general office, you know, or into the booth and you do color commentary or you write a column, you know, to use a sports metaphor. But, I mean, that's kind of what happens with careers.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah. And I think that, at least for me, I'm guessing probably the same for you. I mean, it was. They want to put you in a box. This is what you are. I started on the soap opera and All My Children in New York.
Adam Carolla
That was your first.
Josh Duhamel
That was my first gig. And then had success on that. Right. It was. It was amazing because of the first time I had. I felt like I had the support and people believed in me. I was like, oh, my God, this is great. Because I had, you know, sports were rough coming up. You know, I was highly competitive, played football, played college football, and I won't get into all that, but it was, you know, it's.
Adam Carolla
It.
Josh Duhamel
Part of the beauty of sports is. Is the winning and the losing, knowing how to, you know, pick yourself up and get back in the saddle. All these things that I learned, you know, and it was pretty rough. So. So that first gig on All My Children was the first time I really felt like I had, you know, support. They believed in me, and that sort of gave me the, you know, the initiative or the confidence to go on and leave after three years, because they wanted me to stay. And I said, you know what? I'm going to go back. I want to try to get a primetime show or something. And I did. Struggled for a year or two and then got Las Vegas and then got in, which you were on. You were on that with me, and then got Win a Day with that. And then I got. And I was able to sort of break out of that box to get into, you know, okay, now I can do this. But Then they wanted you to be. So it's always, for me, at least, has been, you know, just trying to give them a little bit of what they expect, but also do something that they don't expect. And that's really what I'm continually trying to do.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, it's weird being in show business where you fight so hard for a job and then leaving a job in show business, which is very rare. Cause it's always struggling to get as many seasons as you can. And not exactly knowing what the next thing is, is kind of interesting, I suspect. Or I just think at some point you gotta be calibrated. And when you're calibrated, like your internal compass is facing true north, then the answer for are you. You know, when your agent goes, why do you wanna leave? This is a great gig. It's a steady paycheck. You don't know if you're gonna find another. You just go, because that's what I wanna do. Yeah, you don't really need to break it down. If your instincts are. Are good and your compass is facing true north, then you just having the impulse to do it is enough.
Josh Duhamel
And just trying to stay ahead, like you said, throwing enough track out. Because for me, it would have been great. I could have had a really steady job and all my children. It was a good life. I learned a ton. I loved the people I worked with. But I knew that if I stayed another three years, it would be that much harder to break out of that box.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Josh Duhamel
So, you know, it's all. It's. It's. It's. It's. For me, it's like being grateful and present in what I have now, but also thinking about, okay, what is. What is next? Because it's, you know, it's an ever changing landscape out there as, you know. And, you know, I'm just. I'm just. I'm just trying to. You know, I'm just trying to hustle really.
Adam Carolla
Well. Look, you know, there's another. I mean, if you're going philosophical here, you go. I've never really been out of work in show business or in any business, so why wouldn't I bet on myself? You know what I mean? I would always say when I was a carpenter, but I say this in general when they go, there's a lot of hardworking folks. They're out of work. I go, who do you know who's really good at their job? Who's out of work? I don't know anyone. Like, there's no such thing as a carpenter. Who's a good carpenter who's out of work. Right. They just work. And I don't even know how they work because they just wander from job to job to job to job, but they just work. And people that are good, semi sober and have a motor in them, they just work. And that's who you are. But I want to go back to sports because I feel like you got a lot of this ethic from. And I attribute a lot of anything good that I have in terms of qualities from playing a lot of sports, especially football. Baseball's a little funner and a little easier and a little less give it up for the team, but football is a real kind of give it up for the team. And it's painful and it's uncomfortable as well. So what's your experience?
Josh Duhamel
Well, I was. I mean, I just love. I still do. Football's my favorite sport. I love the ufc. Basketball. I played. I played a lot of sports growing up. Because in North Dakota, that's what you do, you know, there's just not a lot of other things, you know, like, my son's living here now in Los Angeles. There's a million different things he could do.
Adam Carolla
Yes.
Josh Duhamel
He's finally gotten into, you know, soccer and really loves it. I think it's good for him. And part of what I think is important about that is that he, you know, they get their ass kicked a lot, you want, but they also started winning a couple games, and you got to have that, too, I think. I think you want to have more winning than you do losing, but you got a lot of lose, too. You know, it's this business in. In whether it's the entertainment business or life in general, you're going to get. You're kicked in the teeth. And if you know how to keep going and just get back up and just keep showing up, yeah, you got a better shot, you know.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I mean, you know, it's funny. I have interviewed quite a few athletes and football players especially, and I always ask them their memories or whatever, and their memories are always of a failure or fuck up, like, and it's weird. And I started thinking to myself, I was like, yeah, I have a couple old memories and they're usually losing the championship game or something. And I was like, well, there's plenty of victories, too, but, yeah, I don't really remember those that much. And then I realized maybe it's good that you sort of have a let's not let this happen again kind of mindset as a. As a human being. But I Don't know about you. Do you remember losing the championship or do you remember scoring the winning touchdown?
Josh Duhamel
No, I remember. I mean, I remember mostly it's not about so much the winning and losing. It's about the competition for the job. It was about, is about winning the job. And it was about, like. Because in, in, in college and in high school, really, I split time as quarterback. I was, I was kind of the pastor. We had another guy who was a runner. That's kind of the same situation both times. And it drove me crazy because I felt like I should have been the starter and it, and, and ultimately nothing worked out like I thought it was going to. Like, most things don't. But what I learned from that was that it was, it was so valuable for me going forward because I, I gotta work everybody. I gotta show up every day and I gotta try to outwork them and if, and eventually it's gonna, you know, you're gonna have, you're gonna have success. And. And so it was. I was bitter about that for a long time because I truly felt like I won the job. But it was like this weird sort of platoon system that we had. This is 30 years ago. It doesn't matter now. But my point is, is that I, it was, it was, it gave me that fire to go sort of prove myself because I was never really able to prove myself until. And I'm still continuing to, you know, try to do that.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, you know, I, we try to avoid all that sort of adversarial stuff or the disappointment or the critiques or the whatever, but I think that's a mistake. I got a lot personally. Like, I remember where I was when my friends were making fun of me for sucking at football and I was like. I started playing when I was seven and I had a great skill at it and I was just better in everyone else.
Josh Duhamel
Football.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but it's a weird thing and it is a weird thing to process and to deal with. I was thinking back the other day. I was so much better than everybody that when I was in the fifth grade, Mr. Backus, my fifth grade teacher at Colfax elementary, he just pulled me aside one day and he just went, why are you so much better than everyone here at sports? You can do more push ups, you can do everything better than everyone. But why? He wanted to know why. And I was just like, I don't know, I like it or something.
Josh Duhamel
Were you bigger and stronger than everybody else?
Adam Carolla
I had this thing and I now realize what it was. I know what it was and don't worry, it's going to take a turn. It's not all ice cream and roses here. I was a little bit bigger than everyone was. I had a weird, uncanny, freakish sense of balance. And I learned to ride a unicycle in an afternoon. And two days later, I was riding it off of picnic tables and riding on and stuff like that. I had a weird balance thing. And then I realized pre puberty, when nothing is kicked in and everyone's kind of the same, because pre puberty is everyone's basically, no one's juicing. Everyone's in the same place, right? The guy with the crazy sense of balance is the guy who can throw people around. And so I would just throw everyone around, and I just whoop up on everyone. But then puberty kicked in, and all my friends kicked in to, like, a Jose Canseco type dad gene pool. And I kicked into a sort of Danny DeVito type. And so it was a. It was a weird thing. So all my friends who I used to. I would be so bored wrestling them that I would say, when we wrestle, I'm just gonna lay down and let you pin me. And then the game will be how fast I throw you off and pin you. We won't even wrestle, starting on our feet.
Josh Duhamel
Now, did you hit puberty before they did?
Adam Carolla
No, we all hit at the same time. But mine, I don't come from a good gene pool. So my dad doesn't have lumberjack jeans. He's got skinny, skinny guy jeans, you know? And so all of a sudden, my friends that were. I used to throw around, all of a sudden they're throwing me around, and I'm like, what's going on? And where'd that vein in your arm come from? Like, where are these muscles? And they're throwing the weights around and stuff. And I'm like, wait a minute, I can't do this. And I didn't know what it was, but everyone is now kicking my ass. And I used to formally kick everyone else's ass, and my two closest friends are both turning into monster studs on the football team. And so people, Steve Hughes said to me, when I was about 15 or 16, a bunch of guys just went, you used to kick ass at football. And I was like, yeah, you're on the bench, on the B team. You're not starting on the B team. And I go, yeah, I know. I'm trying, you know? And they're like, but remember back when we were 10, you used to kick ass. What happened? And they all started kind of laughing at me going, well, you're good at one thing. Cause I wasn't good at school. I was good at one thing. That was football. And now you're not. So I was like. And they all started making fun of me and I just went, okay, I'll be back. And I started like a rocky montage, just drinking raw eggs and going to the weight room and just con. I just transformed myself. And I was also like. They were like, look, come back and play on the B team the next year and you'll start. Keep your weight down so you can make it onto the B team because they wouldn't let you on if you're like over 170 pounds or something. And I remember him telling me that. And I just went, no, no, I'm gonna start drinking eggs and I'm going to that weight room and I'm going to varsity next year. And I don't care if I sit on the bench on varsity. I'm going next year. And I ended up being all valley first team and led the team in varsity and got to college scholarships and stuff. But it's all because I was being beaten down and I just snapped and I went, I'll show you.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
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Josh Duhamel
I mean, that goes. It's sort of the same story that I, you know, you, you sometimes need to get kicked in the teeth in order to come back because. Yes, you know, but for me it was like I thought that I was much better than I probably was. To be honest. I thought I was gonna go pro, but no, I wasn't even close to being good enough to go pro. So, you know, it was a humbling sort of experience to learn that, okay, you know what? This is not gonna go your way. But there is you. You can, you know, you can come back, you know, and that's. That's really what my whole mantra has been, I just gotta outwork people. I gotta keep showing up.
Adam Carolla
Was your work ethic strong back then?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, I mean, I've always. I've always been somebody who tries, you know, because I don't have a lot of. You know, I wasn't. I wasn't the guy who was kicking everybody's ass.
Adam Carolla
Well, until age 13, I didn't know.
Josh Duhamel
I just was never that guy. I was tall and I was pretty quick, but I was just never going to be, you know, a star athlete.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, it's weird. You know, the thing that's interesting about athletics, which I kind of appreciate, is it sort of self kind of regulates, like, it tosses people out. No matter how much you wanted it. No matter how much I wanted it. By the time you get to a certain age and it's young, it just pushes you out. You just slough off. Whereas lots of guys want to be a comedian or write a book or be a country singer or be an actor, and they're into their 50s now, and they. They never slough off. Like, they don't get pushed out, which in a way, you'd be doing them a service if you got them to kind of get on with it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And sports just spits you out.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah. I mean, it's a true meritocracy. Yes. If you're not contributing to the team or winning, you're out.
Adam Carolla
I do believe we are not secretly. But why are we so attracted to sports? And I think it's the meritocracy. I think it's the part where we absolutely know that all 11 guys on the defensive side of the ball on that super bowl team are the best 11 guys they could find to be on the defensive side of the ball. And you never kind of go, like, you know, you don't have it. You don't break it up. It's like they're all black. And you just go, they're the best guys. You know, if there is a white safety, you go, that guy must be a hell of a safety. You know, you don't go, I bet he knows the owner or anything. You just go, there's not a. Those are the best.
Josh Duhamel
And I think that's what I love about it, too. UFC is the same way. It's a full on, like, Right. Which I think mono y mano.
Adam Carolla
I think people need to understand that because you take something like, you know, I've said it before, but I mean, back in the day, it was the super bowl and then the Oscars, you know what I mean? And that 30 years ago, two biggest nights on television were the Oscars and the Super Bowl. And the super bowl just kept getting more and more popular, and UFC more and more pop. I mean, you know, how much more popular were the Oscars in the UFC 25 years ago or whatever? But then the Oscars started fiddling a little bit. They started doing a little DEI stuff and saying, well, we want more. And then people started watching, going, is that really the best film of the year? Or how come they didn't do the big action blockbuster that kicked ass? You know, the first Transformers, man, it's just funny, action packed.
Josh Duhamel
Should have won an Academy Award.
Adam Carolla
Right, right, right. But moonlight won, you know, or whatever. And no, honestly, why not create super creative, funny, action packed, so on and so forth. But so then people started looking at the Oscars going, is that really the best? And the second that happens in the super bowl, it's over. Like, is that quarterback really the best guy, or is he just in there because of this? He checks some box or something. So ufc, ultimate meritocracy, right? Football meritocracy. And that's why I think humans, and especially men, are inherently attracted to it.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, it goes all the way back to the gladiator days. It's win or die, you know, it's. It's. You survive or you get eaten by the lion. And I think that it's the last. You know, sports are the last remaining primal sort of thing that we can look to, especially. I just could keep going back to the ufc. I love it. I mean, it's. It can be brutal.
Adam Carolla
No, I love it, too.
Josh Duhamel
But it's. It's. It's the talent, the athleticism, the courage that it takes to get into that ring. I mean, I love watching it, but that is one thing I could never do.
Adam Carolla
No, I'm with you, man. No, I was. I used to box, but I was even a pussy, even though I was a boxer. So we say there's two. There's really in boxing, but in combat sports, there's really like, 9.9 men, if you punch them really hard, think to themselves, oh, man, I don't want that to happen again. But there's 0.1% that think I'm gonna kill the guy who punched me. And I don't know that's Conor McGregor.
Josh Duhamel
But you're gonna be a little crazy.
Adam Carolla
You have to go. Because when you get punched, like, sometimes when I'D spar, the guy punch you in the shoulder and you'd go, oh my God, he hits so hard. Like if that's how hard he hits. If that hits me in the face, I'm fucked. But I never thought, oh, he hit me now I'm going to kill him. I thought, let's not get hit. Was always my kind of head space.
Josh Duhamel
That's the Floyd Mayweather approach.
Adam Carolla
Floyd Money Mayweather saw him at the Lakers game. So you come out and you leave New York where you have a job, I mean soap opera is about as close as you're going to have to a non, to a regular job in show business. Right. Like it's, it's a, it's, it's, it's acting, it's on camera, it's a TV show. But the run could be 40 years.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, yeah. I mean I think, I think all my children went like 45 or 50 years young and the rest is, has been on since the early 70s. I know that much. And yes, it is, I guess the closest thing to, you know, a clocking in every day and going to work for a young actor just coming, just trying to learn, it's the best possible place. You know, it was like boot camp. It's like you learn where your light is, you learn where you, how to hit a mark. You learn a lot of lines every day how to handle the media on a much smaller scale so that, you know, if you do ever go outside of that, you have some idea. So for me it was perfect because I didn't have, I was still very green. I was very ambitious and I really wanted to learn, I wanted to be good. And it was nothing but fond memories with that place.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, no, it's getting your 10,000 hours in and it's kind of, people sort of make fun of it sometimes like soap opera actor, but you really get your reps, you really get your time in and it's a good exercise. I would say, I don't know if you want to do it for 30 years, but it's a good, from where you came from, it's a good base, right?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah. And it teaches you, you know, it's. I approach this business with a real blue collar attitude. I really do. I mean, because I've worked construction for years, I worked in warehouse. I worked in these shit jobs for so long that I off every day I remind myself how lucky I am and how quickly this can all go away, you know, so, you know, whether it's the, you know, craft service guy or it's the producer who's, you know, running the network. That kind of stuff. You know, if you're an asshole, you get. You get sloughed off pretty quick. And, you know, that's kind of the mentality that I've had, is that this thing can go away very quickly if you don't continue to evolve, continue to work at it, and continue to, you know, treat people with respect.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, well, no one needs you. You know what I mean? So. And it always happens. I mean, you've been in those meetings where someone goes, why don't we get so and so to direct this thing? And they go, three people go, life's too short. I've worked with that guy before. He's a douche. I don't want to do that. Like. Like, it does it. You know, a lot of it is your craft and your ability. But there are plenty of people that have a look or have ability or have the craft at a certain point. It's a. It's a hang. It's like long hang. Do you want to hang with this person? You're on a set for 14 hours a day. Do you want to be with this person? And I can tell you, I've been in a million meetings where people are just like, yeah, that person's okay, director, writer, whatever, but the guy's a douche. You know, I don't want to. I don't want to fucking go in the office with that guy every day and then just get rid of you. And you never know why.
Josh Duhamel
And that's the truth. I mean, and now more than ever, I think you really have to. It's, it's. It's. It's a different. It's a different, you know, world than it was when I first started. Oh, yeah, it's. It's. It's. It's not. You just gotta really. So for me, stay out of politics. If I. If I start talking politics, I'm gonna get, you know, I'm gonna piss somebody off.
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah.
Josh Duhamel
You know, and more than now, more than ever. I mean, dude, I bought. I bought a cybertruck.
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah.
Josh Duhamel
I bought this before all this, before it all started hitting the fan.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
I can't tell you how many people have flipped me off driving down the streets, like, daily, like, 10 times a day.
Adam Carolla
Really? Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
I'm like, why are you so angry, man? I didn't. I'm just. I thought I was doing something for the environment. Leave me alone.
Adam Carolla
It is. It's uncamel well, but did every once in a while some guy do fuck you and then yell, Vegas sucked.
Josh Duhamel
No, I just feel like I'm the devil because I'm driving this truck.
Adam Carolla
It is. Look, it's bizarre and it's nonsensical, and it's borderline insane. Or maybe it is insane. Maybe it's not borderline. First off, Elon Musk and whatever he's doing is about 10 minutes old. Like, it's literally weeks. It's not years. It's just weeks. So the average. You know, I think if you said the average Los Angeleno car owner who's driving around the freeways probably had that vehicle for an average of 5.3 years or something like that. There's probably 3% of Teslas on the road were purchased after Elon started calling the shots. And the lion's share before. So just that alone, you bought the car before whatever they thought of Elon, back when they loved Elon, so they used to worship at the altar of Elon. So that's when you bought the car. That's when everyone bought their Tesla. So that's number one. Number two, it's electric car, which these people always talk about saving the environment. Number three, it's not like, I don't know, Elon owns 13% of Tesla or whatever it is. Not like he sits up on a big Tesla throne every day and calls the shots. He's a minority owner in it. And number four, he's trying to save some money. I don't know why. I don't know why we decided he's enemy number one, but. And number five, it doesn't get you anywhere to flip off someone who's driving a. A Tesla truck or any Tesla.
Josh Duhamel
I mean, that brings up a couple of things. Like, first of all, I don't. I truly don't understand. Like, I'm trying to figure out where. Where did the. This like. Like this true disdain that they have suddenly. Is it because he's. He's involved with Trump? Is that the reason why he's.
Adam Carolla
Well, okay, first things.
Josh Duhamel
I know that he came out and made it. He did, like, the. Looked like he did a. The How Hitler thing.
Adam Carolla
Right? I'll tell the beginning of it. Yeah. No, no, no, no. That wasn't the beginning. So what happened was. Is.
Josh Duhamel
Okay, first off, I was in London during all this, so I was kind of watching it from a. Through a different lens.
Adam Carolla
You're shooting a film there?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Is it coming out or.
Josh Duhamel
Probably early 26. Oh, yeah.
Adam Carolla
Transformer stuff?
Josh Duhamel
No, it's a movie I directed called Preschool but these two dads who are fighting to get into this last spot in the superschool.
Adam Carolla
Well, that's cool. All right, so. Elon. Okay, so just help me.
Josh Duhamel
Help me.
Adam Carolla
I will help you. I will help you. I will walk you through. Elon.
Josh Duhamel
I don't want to get canceled, so don't get me in trouble. Carolla.
Adam Carolla
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Josh Duhamel
That's right.
Adam Carolla
And then later he went over to Team Trump and they really started hating him. And then later he got into Doge and, you know, cleaning up the Social Security roles and all that kind of stuff, and they. Then they went. They went ballistic on him. And then some of it is just. They're in a feeding frenzy. Like, if you ever see sharks go into a feeding frenzy, they will start biting other sharks and stuff. They're just. They're just going, like, at some point, they're just there. You know what I mean?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
So.
Josh Duhamel
But I mean, yeah, that is the natural progression of it, you know?
Adam Carolla
But you've not had your car desecrated.
Josh Duhamel
Not yet.
Adam Carolla
But you've literally been flipped off how many times?
Josh Duhamel
Oh, my God. Daily. At least five times a day. It's like true hatred. There's like real venom. I'm like, what? And I got out of the car the other day and I said, well, that was rude. I'm just driving this car. I hate everything that he stands for. I was like, I'm just driving my car. Yeah, my kid's in the car.
Adam Carolla
Wow.
Josh Duhamel
You want to come over? Do you want to come over? And Paul, he just asked me why you did that. Come over to the car. And she wouldn't do it. And I said, come on, just come over here. And so she opened the door and he walked, just trying to make her feel better.
Adam Carolla
Wait a minute. Is this. Where is this?
Josh Duhamel
This is driving up my street that I live on. This is driving down the road to my little Mills restaurant that I go to. It's just, it's, it's.
Adam Carolla
Oh, on Ventura.
Josh Duhamel
And whatever I find, you know, I almost find it amusing. I'm mostly interested in the psychology behind it.
Adam Carolla
Like, me too.
Josh Duhamel
Why are we so. So angry? Why are we like. I've never seen it so divided in so much divide.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
You know, between.
Adam Carolla
It's interesting.
Josh Duhamel
It's a fascinating study.
Adam Carolla
I just feel like Jane Goodall studying chimps with a clipboard. Like, at this point, I'm literally just studying humanity and how they're affected. And I always said during COVID I was like, I didn't learn anything about infectious diseases, but I learned a lot about human behavior. And it was a real case study to see how everyone just immediately jumped in and picked a team and took a side. And I also realized that there's a symbolism that these people respond to, which is you go, what's wrong with putting the American flag on my pickup truck? And it's like, well, nothing's wrong with it except for you have self identified as a Republican or as a Trump supporter, and now we gotta go kick in the fender of your pickup truck. And so there's interesting little tells. And it was an interesting.
Josh Duhamel
Why can't you just be an American who just wants the best for the country? See, I honestly don't care one way. I voted Obama twice. Yeah, well, but I couldn't. But. And I was one of those people that didn't like Trump. I hated Trump in the beginning. And we were actually at a UFC fight. I hope I don't get in trouble for telling the story, but it's interesting because this is my story. We're at this UFC fight. I've known Dana White for years, and at the time, it's during his first presidency, I really didn't, I really didn't like, the guy would talk all kinds of shit about him.
Adam Carolla
Trump.
Josh Duhamel
Yes. And. And he. We get a call a couple days before, and it was. It was the UFC officials asking for our Social Security numbers because Secret Service is going to be there. I was like, oh, what's this about? They didn't tell us. Dana gave me his seats. We're sitting right in front. And about halfway through the Night, everybody starts dance. Half the people are booing, half the people are screaming, cheering for him. And here comes Trump walking through with all those guys. And we're like, oh, my God, he's here. He comes walking in, comes walking closer and closer, closer. And comes in and sits literally right the seat behind me. And I didn't turn around and shake the man's hand. And my wife, who was at the time, my girlfriend, was so mad at me, she's like, you shake the man's hand. He is the President of the United States. And I'm like, no, fuck this guy. I'm not gonna do it. Can we serve in the show? I don't know if we can. Sorry. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. And so after. And it turns out she was right. No matter what, whether you're a Biden fan, whether you're or not, I was like, I should have shaken the man's hand. He's the President of the United States. And whether it's Biden or Trump or whoever is, I think that there's gotta be some kind of respect for that. And I think that was my lesson in that moment is like, I didn't. I. I was too proud to. To shake the man's hand. And I feel like, you know, the lesson for me was, no matter who it is, you know, if it's the leader of your country, if you really love your country, at least root for the best, for whatever. You know, if it. If it's. If it was Kamala, I would have been go. You go. Let's hope for the best. You know, it doesn't mean we have to root for the country to fail. And I feel like there's a lot of that going on.
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah, it's strong, and it's never been that way. You got, you know, because essentially your country is your team and the president is the head coach. And, like, I know guys are like big USC football fans, and then they hire this guy as the coach, and the person's like, oh, God, why'd they go with that guy? That guy sucks. Why didn't they hire this guy. Guy from Michigan? They should have. He could have turned the program around. And they're pissed off that they hired the coach they don't like. But the second the kickoff for opening season starts, they're rooting for that team to win because it's their team, right? And they didn't like the coach, and it wasn't their choice. And if they had their druthers, they wouldn't have they wouldn't have had had a contract with that guy. But the season has begun. This is their team and they root for their team. And that's basically how people should treat this country, as their kids.
Josh Duhamel
It feels like it. I mean, it's the greatest country in the world. And I feel like we have to remember that.
Adam Carolla
Well, there's a new paradigm which is a kind of a hysteria. And also if you are going to look if that getting back to the head coach, USC metaphor, but if somebody convinced you that guy was Hitlerian and a racist and homophobic, then you probably wouldn't root for USC to win. And then I'd go, but that's your team, right? And you'd go, that guy hates Jews. And then you wouldn't root for your team. So I think that's kind of what we're seeing. Somebody has decided that him and Elon. And I wouldn't mess with a guy in a Toyota Prius, but if I thought he voted for Hitler, then maybe I would, you know, and that's the weird hysteria that we're dealing with right now. And it's.
Josh Duhamel
And what. Where do you think that is that the media. Is that what's causing this, this mass sort of vitriol?
Adam Carolla
There is. The media does push it forward, but it needs foot soldiers. You know what I mean? It was like I probably during COVID they had mask up, don't walk on the horse trail policy. I didn't wear a mask and I did walk on the horse trail. And it couldn't be enforced, but it could be enforced by citizens who passed you by and told you to put your mask on. Like, none of this will work unless the citizens get deputized to make it work. So, you know, whatever they're saying on CNN or whatever they're coming out of the Democratic Party, whatever they're saying on MSNBC wouldn't work if it just fell on deaf ears. You have to have a bunch of people with like Trump derangement syndrome who are ingesting it and then going out onto the road and flipping. You and your child who wasn't in the car.
Josh Duhamel
He actually was. He was in the car, one of them. But the one time I got out and I said, well, that was rude. What was? I pretended like he was in the car, but he actually was. I just wanted to see what her reaction would be.
Adam Carolla
It is kind of interesting and I think the way to do it is to almost be inquisitive about it, because I do. I had somebody talk shit about me the Other day on Twitter, and like, he doesn't know shit about anything. I was doing some vlogs about Malibu fires and stuff like that, and they just went, he doesn't know shit and never will or something. And I just wrote back, well, I was. I was a carpenter for a lot of years, so I do know some. Something about this stuff. I wasn't like, fuck off. I was just like, I have things that I know. I don't know why, why that, why I can't own those things.
Josh Duhamel
I do think that's a good way to go about it. And I was. First couple times it happened, I was mad, really mad. It's like, don't just assume that I'm somebody just because of this or that, you know? And then I became really curious about the psychology behind like, wow. And I actually said. I actually said to her, you're gonna get your ass kicked. You're lucky I'm a nice guy. Yeah, somebody's gonna come out and beat you up if you continue just to flip people off all willy nilly like that, you know? And I was like, it's not good to be just doing that. You're not. You're gonna end up flipping off the wrong person, you know?
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I agree. And also, I don't know, I always say, does it make you money? Does it make you happy? If it's not one of those two things, maybe don't do it because, I don't know, maybe she could argue made her happy, I don't know. But it doesn't. She doesn't feel happy.
Josh Duhamel
No, she's very, very unhappy.
Adam Carolla
I do think a lot of this is. A lot of people are on medications, some SSRI stuff, you know, pharmaceutical stuff, and they're just not breaking a sweat and convening with nature. This doesn't come from people who do a lot of ocean kayaking and stuff like the, like, you need to get in the ocean, you need to get in the woods, you need to build a cabin. Like, you need to go fishing. Like, you. We're Too many energy drinks, too much time on the phone, too much in the city, and too many medications. And it's made for some sort of bouillabaisse of sort of toxic whatever, and everyone's brain has turned to shit. Like, people. People need to get out and. And swing an axe and take.
Josh Duhamel
You should come to my cabin. We do a lot of that out there.
Adam Carolla
Where is your cabin?
Josh Duhamel
Minnesota.
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, I'd love it. Deep in the woods. Are you into that stuff?
Adam Carolla
I can Be. Yeah, I could come over there and fix up your cabin.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, we. We. I bought this property like, 15 years ago, and I've just had the best time shaping it. Got a tractor, got a skid steer, really clearing, clearing, you know.
Adam Carolla
How much land do you have?
Josh Duhamel
54.
Adam Carolla
54.
Josh Duhamel
Beautiful little lake. Yeah, that's a.
Adam Carolla
That's a lot.
Josh Duhamel
It's been a lot of work, but it's been great for the soul. Great. Oh, just get back to the basics. I mean, for the first 10, 12 year. 10, 10, 11 years, we were. There's no, like, there was electricity in one of the. So I bought half a parcel that I bought the other half that had a little hunting shack with no electricity or water. And then the one up. Went up for sale next to that with another little tiny cabin right on the water with only electricity. Neither one of them had water. So we were washing our dishes in the lake. We had outhouses. I mean, it was muddy and dirty and, you know. You know, it took us a long time to get it to where it is now, but it was, you know, that to me, has been my place just to, like, clear my head to get out of this craziness.
Adam Carolla
Well, you know, it strikes me people need projects, man.
Josh Duhamel
They need to be building something. You gotta be building or making something.
Adam Carolla
You gotta be making something, and it be a fort or tree house, and you could be restoring an old car, or it could be a cabin, or it could be a kitchen, remod, whatever it is. But you need to be engaged, and people aren't engaged. And they're starting to float a little because they're not grounded by this kind of engagement. And we're at the point of life, which is somebody invented a treadmill. And the reason they invented a treadmill is because we're not walking to the. To the well anymore with a gourd on our head and carrying water back to wherever we're living. Like, it is simulating what we used to do all day, every day, you know, and people were sane and they weren't fat because they walk five miles a day or whatever. But at some point somebody went. Everyone's sedentary, and they're sitting in a booth and they have air conditioning. So we will invent a thing. This is essentially a simulation of walking or jogging or whatever. And they can sit and watch SportsCenter while they're doing this thing. And people understand it physically. Like, they go, well, yeah, you need to do this. Otherwise you can be sedentary, you're gonna get fat. And it's not gonna work. Well, there's a kind of emotional version of that that we have not simulated, and we've left it alone. And I don't think it's video games or online po. I don't think that's gonna cure this. You need to have a project, man. And if everyone is a renter and living in the middle of the city and doesn't have an old pickup truck to fix up or cabin to build or kitchen to add on or whatever, it's gonna be hard. Like, you're gonna have to find the treadmill version of a hobby, of a project, of something, because what you're seeing is the manifestation of people brain sort of turning on themselves. You got to think about, like, when you really have a project, like, when there's something to do, everything else gets kind of blocked out. Like, you get up early Saturday morning, you go, I'm going to the Home Depot. You know, like, you're just there, right? You're not walking up and down that aisle thinking about Elon Musk or Trump or Kamala or your 401k or anything. You're just like, where's the CDX 3 quarter ply? You know, what aisle's it in? You know, that's all you have. And you need that kind of engagement that sort of pulls you out of this world.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, I totally agree with that. I mean, that was. That. That what you just said is the is. Is what has been my sanity for the last 15 years. Going out there, having this thing that this year, every year, I got a new project. I got something I'm doing out there to. To. To improve it. You know, whether it's putting a well in at the top cabin or, you.
Adam Carolla
Know.
Josh Duhamel
Cutting a trail so that I can get all the way around to the east. East side of it. You know, things like just basic, mundane.
Adam Carolla
Yes.
Josh Duhamel
Repetitive stuff, physical that makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something. And I have a tremendous amount of, you know, this tremendous feeling of accomplishment having started with this little plot of land. And now we've got this beautiful thing that. That the family all comes to. And my kids get to get their hands dirty and experience what it's like to be out there, have them doing work for me now. You know, it's like. It's like. It's. It's something that I built that I feel like I can pass on, and that has been. And I credit my dad for that. He knew that I wanted something, and he went and found this place. And I remember Walking out, driving out the first time, I was like, oh, my God. I was like, smash. The horse flies and mosquitoes were really bad that year. And I was like, I love it. I love it. You know, and. And, you know, aside from the bugs and the mosquitoes and the horseflies out there, it's my little piece of heaven. And it's. And it's become like the place, you know, it's. And it's about the base, about cutting, have enough wood to keep the, you know, for the fire, to keep us warm in the winter. It's about making sure we got enough water, do we have enough food? We're 40 miles from any store.
Adam Carolla
You know, it's your treadmill. Because you drive a cybertruck and you live in modern times. You've created a treadmill called a cabin in Minnesota. And you're simulating life from a different era, essentially, like you're simulating a walk to the well on a treadmill. Did you know that parents rank financial literacy as the number one most difficult life skill to teach? Meet Greenlight, the debit card and money app for families. With greenlight, you can send money to kids quickly, set up chores automate allowance, and keep an eye on your kids spending with real time notifications. Kids learn to earn, save, and spend wisely. And parents can rest easy knowing their kids are learning about money with guardrails in place. Try Greenlight risk free today@greenlight.com wondery but it's great for your sanity. And another thing you touched on that everyone needs is you need to say to people, like when people come see it, they go, oh man, this is amazing. And you go, I cleared that trail last summer. And they go, I did this and I put that in and what have you. When I'm here, you come in, we're hanging around back there. You go, oh, this is crazy. This is great in here. And I go, yeah, I bought this thing 20 years ago and then I built the studio back then, and then I built some offices and it feels good to go. I built. I made this. I made this thing. And people need that. And we're in a digital world now, and I don't think the young folks are getting that. I made this. I accomplished this. And then the question is, because you're talking about your son, do you have more than one son?
Josh Duhamel
I have an 11 year old and a one year old.
Adam Carolla
Oh, okay.
Josh Duhamel
Excellent, Shepherd.
Adam Carolla
Well, the one year old we can wait on for a little bit before I start passing along my sagely advice. But the 11 year old. Here's a question for you. You said you worked in warehouses, you worked construction, you worked in that world. And now you appreciate this world because you had an A to this B. And I had a serious world of construction and all that work for a long time. And now I have this, you know, and then. So when people say, oh, they sold out the first four shows in Naples, you want to add a third show on Saturday? I go, yeah, go ahead. And then someone will go, that's a lot of work. And I'll go, no, it's not. Standing on stage holding a beer is not a lot of work. I'll tell you what work is. And they go, all right, shut up. We've heard this one story. But I have an A. And, and the B is air conditioning, a beer and a microphone. And that's not work to me. But your son, my son, they don't have the A. Really. I mean, they didn't know what it was like to work in a warehouse or work construction or something. Do you impose that on that?
Josh Duhamel
It's a great question. It's one of my, you know, it's one of the most difficult things about, you know, raising kids, especially because you work. You work to provide for them and to give them a life that you didn't have. Well, sometimes you have to. The life that you came from is the reason why you have what you have now because you knew that you had to work your way out of and work towards something. So one of the most difficult things for me to impart on My son, my 11 year old, is the struggles that I had growing up. You know, where I took him to where I. The house I grew up in. Great parents, but we just, you know, for a lot of years we didn't have.
Adam Carolla
What'd your dad do?
Josh Duhamel
He was, he owns a. He owns a. He was retired now, but he owned a company that between Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota, he would go to all these little towns, sell advertising that they'll put on the back of the receipts from the supermarket. Yeah, from this. And so you get 10% off at raise, you know, dry cleaning.
Adam Carolla
Wow.
Josh Duhamel
And so he'd go around, sell these adverts and he had his own little company at a printer who would go do it. And he made a. He ended up making a really good living. But what a niche.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
You know, profession. And he made, you know, he really ended up doing pretty well. And so. But we didn't have, you know, I lived. That was, that was much later. This is. Well, after I was gone. But when we were younger, we really, you know, it was tough after they got divorced. And, you know, my son, my son Axel doesn't have those same kind of. He's, It's a totally different world. He's got it. He's got more than I ever had growing up. So how do you impart those same lessons in when they don't have the same circumstances? It's a tough one.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, No, I used to say to Dr. Drew all the time, I go, listen, you have a 7,000 square foot house in Pasadena. Your kids aren't going to grow up. They're gonna grow up in that house, but then they're moving into an apartment. Like, they're not gonna have that. They will have it for a while. How do you, you know, for me, I would say, like my whole thing was, I got shouted down, but I was like, I don't know. I would tell my son, go get a job at McDonald's. And then everyone go, why does your son have to work at McDonald's? I go, I worked at McDonald's. Yeah, that's you. You're poor. He doesn't need to work at McDonald's. I got, he doesn't need to, but he'd get something out of working at McDonald's. You know, again, it's like the simulation, like the treadmill. He doesn't, he didn't. He wouldn't need a McDonald's paycheck. He'd need a McDonald's experience. I needed a McDonald's. He's 18 now. I needed. And he turned out. I mean, he's fine, but there isn't a fire in the belly, you know what I mean? And I had the same thing with my nephews, you know, like, like, where's the fire? And it's like, yeah, we got, got a flat panel TV and some air conditioning, Uber and stuff like that, you know, and there isn't, and, and you.
Josh Duhamel
Can'T just recreate it. It's not something you just go, you can't go create hardship, you know?
Adam Carolla
No, I, I know. It's like, it's like, it's like stick on calluses or something. Like, you need to earn those calluses. No, Lee Presley, I'm telling you, I'd, I, I would work. But that's what is like, you need to like the fighter with the cauliflower ear, you know what I mean? Like, hey, man, you gotta grind to get that. So it's tough. And I don't know, I mean, the 11 year old, that's you and Fergie's.
Josh Duhamel
Yes.
Adam Carolla
And how's Fergie with that, like. Cause a lot of. Here's a lot of it. A lot of it is. I went through this too. I'm divorced now, but I was like, listen, I understand what it takes to do this now. He's gotta do this. And then the wife's like, no, leave him alone. You know, he doesn't want to. Whatever. So women bail them out a lot of the time.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah. I think that's a mistake. We have to. As much as you want to protect and, you know, shelter them from all those things, they're gonna get their heart broken. They gotta be broke and figure out how to make money and how to, like, build something. It's a tough one, because my natural instinct, too, is to be like, oh, here, let me just do it for you.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
And you just can't do that. They have to struggle, you know, And. And my wife Audra is really good at making him, you know, do things. She doesn't hold the same sort of. He's not. She loves him dearly, but she's not as precious, you know?
Adam Carolla
Right.
Josh Duhamel
And. And she's got a better perspective on it than we do. She's like, listen, you need to get this kid doing this, this, and this, because he's not. He needs to learn these things. And she's right.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's basically like this. The kid wants to eat Pop Tarts for breakfast, and then you go, no, you need eggs and bacon or whatever. And they go, I want a Pop Tart. And the person. And then the kid starts crying, and then the woman goes, give him Pop Tarts. And it's like, I'm not saying eggs over Pop Tarts because I'm mean, I'm saying eggs over Pop Tarts because it's healthy and he needs to learn how to do this and be healthy. So it breaks into this weird thing where, like, I used to. I tried to implement this thing because my son was growing up in a zero gravity environment. So. And I was like, I gotta start. And by the way, he's a great guy. He's good and everything's fine, he'll be fine. But I mean, it's like he needs a little gravity in his life, you know? And so I came up with this thing and I said, look, I would take my cold plunge in the freezing swimming pool every morning. Every morning up in the foothills, especially during the winter. I just go, I'm getting in that pool every single morning. Get in the pool, swim to the deep end, go underwater to the shallow end. And it sucked. And I didn't need to do it. But I was like, I was imposing a little shit on myself. Like I was just putting a cigarette out on my thigh and I was just like, come on, suck it up. I didn't want to do it. And the rule was you have to do it every single morning. Like, I would have flights out of LAX at 7am and I'd be up at 5am and I just go, go do it. And I'd be like, it's dark outside, it takes two minutes. Just go get in the pool. I just go throw myself in the pool. So I said to him, look, if I go out and you tell me what you think of this. I said, look, I go out on nights from La Canada to Melrose or the Comedy Store in Hollywood and I perform for free, do a 15 minute set just to try to get better at my craft. I want to get better and I'll go for free. Now on weekends I get paid, I go out of town. I said, on the days I go perform for free, you need to get in that pool because I'm doing it.
Josh Duhamel
You told your son this?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I said, I got enough money. I don't need, I don't need to be driving into Hollywood. I'm working over here. I'm driving back to La Canada. The last thing I want to do is leave at 8 o'clock at night and go there and not get paid. But I'm doing it. I don't like doing it, but I'm doing it so I can get better at something. And if I do it a couple days a week, I need you in the pool a couple days a week.
Josh Duhamel
And how'd that go?
Adam Carolla
It worked for like 10 seconds. And then my wife was like, why are you torturing him? And then I was like, I'm trying to impose a thing that'll be helpful later. But she looked at it as being waterboarded. And that's when I realized there was a philosophical difference. But I don't know, is Fergie on board with this mind this thought you have?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, I mean, we have a really good sort of working relationship. And with co parenting our son, she, you know, we have different styles for sure, but she also knows that I'm a good dad and he's my number one priority. You know, kids are like, that's. They're my number one priority. And she knows that even though we have different ways of going about it. So, yeah, I Mean, I could do a little bit better, you know, in that regard, I'm learning how to do it. I've, you know, we have a whole list of chores. When he's out there at the cabin with me, he's out there helping me, at least for an hour or two.
Adam Carolla
That's good.
Josh Duhamel
If he wants to take the, you know, go tubing, go get the rope tied up to the thing, get it ready to go. Like, just basic things that he needs to, like, start taking risks. Someday he's going to be running the place, hopefully, and he needs to start learning this stuff. So she likes that. He is, you know, I'm making him, you know, I'm giving him some responsibility.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
You know, and he needs to. And I think that that's one thing that, that I didn't do a great job of as he was, you know, his first six or seven years. But, you know, he's. He's 11 years old. He's gonna be a man soon. He needs to, you know, there's. There's a. It's a tough world out there. He's got to be able to, you know, do the basics at least and deal with a little hardship. So, I don't know, we're just. We're all new at this.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. First off, I. There is. I'm going to take some of the burden off you, which is we don't need to think about or talk about or invest nearly as much as we do. Because I had this weird conversation once. I don't know what I was with. Oh, I'll think of it in a second. Okay. My parents had, I don't know, zero to three conversations about me and my sister. Like, they just lived our life. We lived our life. You were kids. Kids were kids. That was it.
Josh Duhamel
90S. How old are you?
Adam Carolla
I was born in 64, so I got a lot of. Take it outside. So it was basically, you'd come into the house, they'd go, what are you doing? They go, stop playing. Stop at the horseplay. Take it outside and just leave. You know what I mean? There wasn't a lot of planning as to our future and that kind of stuff. So I think sometimes as a parent, we get up in our head and we're like, I gotta do more. I gotta set this example. I gotta do that example. You know, who's gonna take care of them when I'm gone? And it's like. And the answer is, they'll take care of them just like you take care of you now. You know what I mean.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And I don't think you're doing them any favors when you go, like, you gotta buy them an apartment building so they have some rental income. It's like, I think they need to go out and figure out what they're doing. And earn it.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And own it.
Josh Duhamel
You're right. It's just. It's not an easy thing. It makes you feel better if you know that they're gonna be safe. But the truth is, you're not doing them any favorite by doing that.
Adam Carolla
No, I mean, don't give them radon poisoning at the house. Maybe put a helmet on before they get on the zipper scooter. And then just stand back.
Josh Duhamel
Keep them between the rails.
Adam Carolla
All right, let me give you a plug here, Josh. Ransom Canyon on Netflix premieres April 17th. Gatlin.com is where you can go for wellness products. Oh, man. I wanted to talk about that, but. But we can get into it next. Well, you're not that far away. Yeah, tell me about it.
Josh Duhamel
Well, it's. Talk about building something. This is something that we've been working on for the last four years. The amount of work it takes to build a telemedicine company. But the main reason I'm doing it is because I was doing testosterone replacement therapy for the last five years I've been doing. I didn't tell anybody about it, and I started thinking, my buddy Fabian, who's here right now with me, you know, I started thinking about it, and I was like, why aren't we talking about this? This has actually improved my life tremendously over the last five years. And so it. You know, I took some flak from my representatives at first.
Adam Carolla
Were you doing, like, a topical thing or an injection thing?
Josh Duhamel
No, an injection. Injection. My T levels were low, and so I started doing it, and I just started feeling incredibly good. Really. And so we built this company. It's. It's health, it's wellness, it's longevity. It's a. It's a. It's a community of men that are, you know, not only looking to stay, you know, younger and healthier longer, but, you know, creating new habits, things that. That I think will. Will. Will improve their lives tremendously.
Adam Carolla
I need to get on this stuff, man.
Josh Duhamel
Have you tried it? You tested your eyes?
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I tried it. I tested it. It's low. And then I got some, like, topical stuff, and it's not the same. It's not the same. So I need to.
Josh Duhamel
I'll sign you up for Gatlin.
Adam Carolla
Sign me up, man.
Josh Duhamel
I will pay for Your membership. Just give us a shot.
Adam Carolla
I will literally give me a shot. Because I was literally just talking to Jay Moore, comedian in here the other day, and he's like, I do the shot, the testosterone shot. Is it once a week or every day?
Josh Duhamel
I do it once a week.
Adam Carolla
Once a week.
Josh Duhamel
Once a week. We also have oral pills you can take, too, that are the same. It keeps your levels at around the same level all the time, whereas the shot sort of shoots you up and then it'll dissipate, and then until you get the next one. But I think the overall, you know, feeling that you'll. You know, after about a month, you'll really start to feel that. Like you did when you were in your 40s.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Josh Duhamel
Even your 30s.
Adam Carolla
Really?
Josh Duhamel
Yeah. It's for real.
Adam Carolla
Is it all physical or. Or is it mental as well, in terms of.
Josh Duhamel
Well, you're. You're. You're literally raising your T levels to what it was when you were a younger man, you know, And I think that all of us. You know, I'm a little bit younger than you, but I'm getting up there. I was born in 72. You know, it just starts to taper off naturally, but it doesn't have to. You don't have to feel that sort of low energy that we all start to feel at, you know.
Adam Carolla
Well, that is 40s and 50s. G a n dot com. All right, Josh, I'm gonna sign up off the air here with you. Cause I got. I was literally just thinking about it yesterday.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah, It'll change your world.
Adam Carolla
Adam, good to see you, my brother.
Josh Duhamel
Good to see you. Thank you for having me.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. And you're, you know, local. Ish. So whenever you want. Got something on your mind. Project Plug.
Josh Duhamel
Appreciate that.
Adam Carolla
Come by and say hi.
Josh Duhamel
I will.
Adam Carolla
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Josh Duhamel
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.
Adam Carolla
If you said Die Hard, you're correct. Now back to the show to where he can't get near some lines and the other ones he just nailed. Nailed that one.
C
I'd watch a whole Die Hard trilogy with that.
Adam Carolla
The thing that's funny, I forgot, but I put Ozzy in a movie called the Hammer and he just played himself. But he was the star of the movie. And Pete Berg, who's done every action Friday Night Lights and everything was in here. And he saw the Hammer years ago and he said, that guy who played.
C
Ozzy, I remember him vaguely too. I haven't seen him.
Adam Carolla
That was amazing. Who is that actor? I was like, that's Ozzy. That's just a dude. How'd you cast him? I was like, cast him? We built apartments together when we were in a.
C
Like the whole movie built around him.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, yeah. All right, what do you got, some Oz?
C
You know what? First up, we got some science news. The sci fi fairy tale of de extinction may become a reality. Colossal Laboratories, the ominous name and biosciences have revived dire wolves from extinction. It's like a wolf, but bigger and woolly. This is some footage right here. Yeah. Apparently these little pups grew like twice the size of a full grown wolf. Only in six months.
Adam Carolla
All right, well, first things first, okay? I want to say this about movie plots and themes. When you do Jurassic park and you go, wait a minute, where are these dinosaurs coming from? And they go, well, they're mosquitoes. Who stung them 10 million years ago and they're encased in amber now.
C
Hey, Mr. DNA, where'd DNA come from? From your blood.
Adam Carolla
That's right. Okay. And then I, as a viewer, I say to myself, okay, I'm in. It's feasible enough. I couldn't do it, but I could imagine a world where one day it was done.
C
Suspend that disbelief.
Adam Carolla
Right? But then there's movies where it's like these two guys switch personalities. What happened? Well, they were peeing into the same fountain when lightning hit the fountain. And I go, how does that make them switch personality? So they go, no, no, no. See, in Liar, Liar. Yeah. Jim Carrey's son. Yeah. He wished at his birthday party, his sixth birthday, he wished that Jim Carrey would stop lying. And I go, okay, and you wish your dad would stop throwing beer bottles at you.
Josh Duhamel
Right.
Adam Carolla
Did it work? No, No. I wish my dad made some fucking money. We could go out to eat every once in a while. But did it work? No. No. So what I need is something more than a six year old wishing before he blows out a candle on a birthday cake. Or two dudes pissing into a fountain at the same time when lightning strikes. I need some DNA in the blood.
C
This is science fact. Their gene editing technology called Crispr enabled the scientists to re edit the genes of gray wolves that live today. The closest living relative. So they just reorganized their DNA and out comes a dire wolf.
Adam Carolla
So this is going to lead to things that we can't anticipate.
C
To be honest, there's already things like CRISPR has been used to make cats glow in the dark.
Adam Carolla
Oh, really?
C
Yes. It's already getting weird out there, Corolla. I'm telling.
Adam Carolla
Well, okay, but here's where it's really going. It's really first off, every piece of technology always ends up in porn. Oh yeah, it's always porn.
C
Genetically engineering huge porn.
Adam Carolla
It all starts off as great. Like the Internet starts off as you could do your taxes over the computer or something. And then it's always porn. Everything ends up being porn.
C
All roads lead to porn.
Adam Carolla
At some point, like 300 years from now, you're gonna go, well, Taylor Swift never did any porn, did she? Well, she didn't, but we got some of her DNA and we're gonna build Taylor Swift and she's gonna do porn. And now there's legalities. Does the estate of Taylor Swift get money from her porn doppelganger?
C
I'm just asking if Adam Carolla clone who's pushing his dick around in a shopping Cart gets the banger.
Adam Carolla
That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, like, then they start charging to lay down with Taylor Swift.
C
Damn, you're right.
Adam Carolla
Now, there was a story, and I've told you guys a million years ago, that a guy like a rancher had a prized long longhorn steer.
C
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And he had some euphemistic name, like Lucky or something. And the University of Austin or something cloned him. It was like the first cloned steer. And you can look it up, Jesse. The first cloned. It's a cloned steer. It's been 15, 20 years, but it's a clone longhorn. And the guy who's a beloved longhorn owner who died. But the. The steer died. But then he got his clone steer and he was, like, reunited with his clone steer. But the thing was evil.
C
I was gonna say. Did it have a mustache?
Adam Carolla
It was like Hasselhoff.
C
Oh, no.
Adam Carolla
In Knight Rider, when this evil twin drives a semi truck. The rancher in Texas. Yeah. Cloned his prized Texas longhorn steer named Watson, who had the longest horns of any longhorn.
C
What was the clone's name?
Adam Carolla
Sherlock. Yes. That's good. After he was castrated, the breeder saw the potential. Anyway, the thing gored him. Kick the fuck out a few other people. Because he was cloned. But he wasn't.
C
The same cruel twist of fate.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, there's a whole story. You guys can look it up, but it doesn't always work.
C
If you're used to Watson, you go ahead and pet his snout all the time. And then you walk up on Sherlock and he.
Adam Carolla
He.
Josh Duhamel
You up.
Adam Carolla
Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, I got my dog Phil. He's the greatest. He's a big dude. He's a lover. And if someone cloned him, I'd walk up and go, phil. And I'd come, and then he'd bite me. So that's what. That's what happens. So it's not all, like, Taylor Swift could punch you in the cock when you were going to lay down with her. We don't know. That'd be the same as this one.
C
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
All right, so it's on. I mean, we're heading to Jurassic Park.
C
We're here.
Adam Carolla
So living in it. It's like a million years ago in the Dick Tracy cartoon, like, the commissioner would call and he'd hit his watch and he'd see a picture of the commissioner. Go, Commissioner. And you go, come on. That's never. We're here.
C
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
So we're going to Be here. So my son's son will get to have sex with Taylor Swift. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Or whoever.
C
Three way with two headed Sabrina Carpenter.
Adam Carolla
Ooh, I knew it. Me too.
C
Moving on. Bill Maher says he doesn't hate Trump and says he's one of the most effective politician. Yeah. On Sunday's episode of Club Random Podcast, Maher said, here we go.
Josh Duhamel
Trump really interested is one of the most effective politicians. Whether whatever you think of the policy and him as a person, just as.
Adam Carolla
A politician, just understanding that. Always lean in to being more who you are.
Josh Duhamel
The people are not savvy about issues, but they smell a phony a mile.
Adam Carolla
Away and that kind of shit, nobody else does it.
Josh Duhamel
You know, there's a couple of times when, I mean, look, I've been his biggest critic for good reason. And when he got reelected, I said, I'm not going to pre hate anything. And then the first week I said.
Adam Carolla
Well, there's lots of things I hate because I do. Okay, there's some things I don't hate also, but the way he can do.
Josh Duhamel
That and sometimes kind of make me.
Adam Carolla
Go, oh, man, I gotta give it up.
Josh Duhamel
Like when he did that thing where the guy came in from the Taliban and he said, this is an aerial.
Adam Carolla
Picture of your house.
Josh Duhamel
If during a withdrawal, one American is hurt, just know I know where you live. I was like, oh, can we just play the music now?
Adam Carolla
Because gangster, I don't care. It's Donald Trump and he's the worst person ever. Blah, blah, blah.
Josh Duhamel
I fucking love that.
Adam Carolla
One time they were doing something, something.
Josh Duhamel
Was going on with, and he said, you know what? When you come after New York, you gotta go through me. It's like, oh, hometown boy. You know, he has those moments that no other politician has. And the Democrats have to find that guy.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. They're not in the current Democratic roster. They're not gonna find that guy. Cause it's kind of an interesting. There's an inauthenticity to these guys and it's kind of insane. I don't know. I liked a Tim Waltz. There's a Tim Waltz tweet that I liked from last night, which is kind of interesting because they do their. He's kind of the problem with them, which is doing a simulation of a person but not actually being that person.
C
Like kowtowing to the weakest of the week and pulling everybody's level down to that level. Seems like.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Trying to come across as a dude. There's nothing worse than a weird dude trying to come across as a Regular dude. That never works. It's sort of like a nerd goes and buys cowboy boots so he thinks it's gonna dude him up. And then you see a guy walking weird in cowboy boots, and now you take notice and you go, it's worse than fucking sneakers. You're not helping your cause by attempting to do this simulation of a dude. But he gave this speech. Yeah, here it is. It's a weird. It's uncanny to me. But it means. I think it means the audience thinks. You think the audience is stupid, and maybe they are. It's this bizarre approach with who's paying taxes? Which, by the way, it's been going on for a long time. I told you guys, my mom said to me eight years ago, she's like, but rich people don't pay taxes. I go, the fuck we don't. You don't pay taxes. I pay a shitload in taxes. I've cut the government a check for $2 million. Don't. Don't tell me I don't pay taxes. I pay taxes. Rich people pay taxes now. They look for ways to pay less taxes. Oh, yeah, but that's what people do when the government wants a check for $2 million, they try to get it down to 1.7, reduce your exposure. But listen to his assessment of rich people and their relationship with taxes. And, God, do I wish he was correct. I wish he was right. Here we go. I think Democrats supporting families, supporting the working class, supporting unions. But I think we have to separate and have a message here. It's okay in America to be successful. We should celebrate that when people are successful. What my beef is. What my beef is, once you get successful, don't be a greedy bastard. Not pay your taxes. Don't do that. Pay your tax and do that and. All right, hold on for a second. First things first. The audience, a smattering of applause for. Work hard, be successful. Start a business. That's like a polite golf like, right? Pay your taxes, Greedy bastard. Woo. That's a knockout at the ufc. Okay, okay. So go ahead and work hard, start a business, make your money. But hey, man, once you make money, come on, don't be greedy. Pay your taxes. First off, it's not optional. Ask Wesley Snipes if it's optional. Ask me. I cut a check for $2 million. If it was optional, I wouldn't have done it. They make you pay your taxes and they don't. They fucking throw you in jail. They'll take away your passport if you owe. I owed them money. I Tried to travel out of the country. They're like, no, you're not traveling.
C
Really?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. You owe us money. Oh, wow. Yeah, so try not paying them. Tim Walls is. His portrayal of greedy people is just like, I made a lot of money. Not gonna pay my taxes. I'll keep it all. I'm keeping all. I'm living in California.
Josh Duhamel
It's, like, brutish. Yeah.
Adam Carolla
When I go to the supermarket and I buy my food and then they do the sales tax, I'm gonna tell them a fuck right off. Sorry, bitches. Sorry lady works at Gelson's. You get nothing. And then when I buy, like, a home computer, and it's like 2,200 bucks, but there's another 10% on for taxes. You know what I'm gonna do? Pound sand dude at Mac store. Fuck right off. I'm greedy. I'm rich and I'm greedy. So I'm gonna stop paying. You know when I register my car at the DMV and they're like, It's $587. I'm gonna go, fuck off, man. Give me those tags. I take those tags, you get nothing. Yeah. I'm gonna call Tony, my accountant, after this show and go, hey, man, I don't know what the hell you're doing.
C
But what the fuck, Tony, you're fired.
Adam Carolla
You're fired, Tony, Because Tim Walls has said this is voluntary. Evidently, I thought we were. I thought we were compelled to do this by law, but I didn't know it was just a choice. We've been suckers, man. Paying hundreds of thousands of dollars every quarter. Yeah. Let's hear his taxing one more time. It is awesome. Don't be a greedy bastard and not pay your taxes. Don't do that. No. Pay your tax and do that. And let those young men who see this now, I would argue this.
Josh Duhamel
We're creating a false narrative from them.
Adam Carolla
That everybody is super rich and has Lamborghinis and life is easy. But that's what we're going to have to figure out in our society about social media and all those things. But I don't. Okay, this 10 cent tard should not be in charge of any policy because he doesn't know how policy works. Evidently, he thinks we're in some sort of voluntary system where Elon Musk agrees to pay whatever he thinks he wants to pay for tax. First off, everyone is greedy. So you fucking do a fight, you make $100,000, and then the promoter goes, yeah, I need 15% of that. You would like to Go, you know what? I'll give you 500 bucks, but I'm keeping the rest. You know what I mean? That's what I would like. I go out, bust my ass, play a bunch of clubs, and then someone goes, you know what? I booked all those shows, So I need 10%. I'd like to go. You know what? I'm. The guy got on an airplane. So here's $10 and something I got from Gelson's. I bought a papaya, didn't pay tax on it because I told the bitch I wasn't paying taxes. And I waltzed out of the place. And that's my move, you know, my move. It's a non tax move. Yeah. So his approach to this is greedy guys, by the way. You're not. It's like you're talking to nine year olds with a learning disability, like, hey, greedy guys. And I was like, okay, they're not greedy guys. They're just. They're business owners. They have payroll.
C
Everybody's trying to keep all their money.
Adam Carolla
And they're trying to keep as much as they can. I'll put it to you this way. Okay, let's put it to you this way. I get on a plane, I go to the Desert Ridge Improv. I drive to the Burbank airport, I park my car at the valet, 40 bucks a night. I drag my luggage into the airport, I buy a ticket, I take a crowded Southwest flight to Phoenix, land on a Friday, check into the hotel, which I pay for, and then do two shows that night, and then come back to the hotel at 12:30 at night. And then the following day, I get up again and I do two shows again. And then I go back to the hotel again. And then on Sunday, I do one show, I pay for all the meals, I pay for the hotel, I pay for the flights. And on Monday morning, I get on a crowded Southwest flight and I fly back to Burbank so I can be at work here on a Monday afternoon. Okay, I'm gonna turn it to you, Tim Walz. How much of that money do you think you deserve? How much do you deserve? How much do you deserve of that money, Tim? Am I. Would I be greedy if I just said I want to keep 90% of it? Would I be greedy?
C
You wouldn't pay your taxes.
Adam Carolla
You want 40% of it and you don't even know I left the house, so shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. And by the way, all you dumb shits in the audience that are flapping your flippers at this shit you're going nowhere. You're going to be losers. Do not get this mindset. Give us some money. Come on, man. This is a mini meditation guided by Bombus. Repeat after me. I'm comfy. Kind comfy. I'm cozy. Cozy. I have zero blisters on my toes. Blisters. And that's because I wear Bombus the softest. Socks, underwear and T shirts that give back. One purchased equals one donated. Now go to bombus.com Wondery and use code WONDERY for 20 off your first purchase. That's B O-M-B-A-Com Wondery and use code Wondery at checkout. I want to hear it one more time. I just go back. Go back to the stuff.
C
You just enjoy being pissed.
Adam Carolla
Go back. To start it's. He's such a 10 cent head. And by the way, he knows he's in government. He knows this isn't how it works. He goes, I'm talking to dopes. I'm talking to poor dumb fucking people. So I'm gonna pop a Mountain Dew and look like a poor dumb people and feed them. That's gonna make them applause because they're poor and they're dumb.
C
Doritos for the soul.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, here we go. I think Democrats supporting families, supporting the working class, supporting unions. But I think we have to separate and have a message here. It's okay in America to be successful. We should celebrate that when people are successful. What my beef is, My beef is a problem. Once you get successful, don't be a greedy bastard. Not pay your taxes. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, do that. Okay, okay. He says nothing. He says nothing. This is nothing. Stop it. This doesn't mean anything. It does. It means nothing. We have a code, it's enforced. You will be put in jail or lean will be put on your building or levies or whatever, plus interest plus penalties. There's a system that evidently is unaware of this system. Or he is. He's a fucking lion sack of shit trying to pretend to be a human being and he's in front of clearly dumb people. It's the same idiots 10 years ago, 12 years ago, when Obama's like, you start a business, you didn't do that yourself. Somebody else did that. And everyone's like, woo. It's like, okay, fucking hack lazy losers. Okay. Somebody else started your business.
C
Okay, well, let me lighten the mood a bit. All right? Jay Leno visits Sacramento to support classic car smog exemption bill.
Adam Carolla
Yes.
C
Yeah. The bill will be known as the Leno law or Leno's law? SB712 proposes full exemptions for collector vehicles 35 years and older.
Adam Carolla
35 and older, yep. You know what you want out of a law? You want it named after you while you're alive.
Josh Duhamel
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Don't want it named after your daughter. That means she's gone, you're done. If you're named after your daughter, she's gone. Somebody took her, she got abducted. You don't want Sarah's Law because it's like, oh, the fuck happened to Sarah?
C
And your phone will beep.
Adam Carolla
But you take, you know, Bill Burr's law because that'd be something cool. Yeah. All right, so what, Jay. Sorry, we got Jay talking or just a picture? This one's important to me because I'm an enthusiast. You know, I drive. I have a car bought in 1989. I still use it today. It's only got 26, have a thousand miles on it. It looks brand new, but to get it smogged, I gotta go. I'm in. I'm in Burbank. I have to go to Downey. I have to go somewhere to try and find a smog. Say how many miles I put. I put more miles on it looking for smog stations than I do driving it. But it's true. I mean, during the. I mean, I tried to be the typical California enthusiast during the week. I drive an electric car. My garage is all green. We have solar panels, panels on the roof. We try to get off the grid as much as we can, and we try to do it in a way that we don't use. And we use environmentally safe products, you know, biodegradable products when working on automobiles. And, you know, they've come to my garage and given it the green sticker. So we try to do things the right way, but it's just hard when you have a vehicle that's not modified in any way. For example, if you have an old car and it's smoking, it doesn't matter how old it is, you got going to get a ticket. It's just not a well maintained vehicle. But most enthusiasts maintain their cars to almost better than new condition. At least the people I know. And it just makes it such a hardship, something that's legal in Nevada or Washington state. You drive right over the border and now your car is illegal and you can't have it in California. It's not even like we're looking for something special. Everybody else is 25 years. We're 35 years. So we threw an extra 10 on there just to hopefully get a bit bad. But yeah, I mean, look how many people these days have an older vehicle, you know, no catalytic converter and you know, you know, carburetors, whatever.
C
Everyone. If you live in Cuba.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. If you live in Cuba, everyone's driving a 55 Chevy. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Where are the smog checks in Cuba? I should open it. You should open a smog check place in Cuba. That's where you're gonna make your money. And then when you do make your money, you gotta not be greedy. You gotta give us some of that money back. Okay. Pay the taxes.
Josh Duhamel
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
To the communist right thing. Do the right thing, Pete. Do the right thing. So here's the deal. I don't even know what we're talking about because there's almost no classic cars around. They don't get driven very much and so on and so forth. I do know there's 1,000 leaf blowers burning two stroke oil with no catalytic converter at any given time within three blocks of this place. So unless you guys have outlawed power mower leaf blowers, internal combustion leaf blowers, I don't want to hear anything you have to say. Do you know what I'm saying? All day, every day, there's an army of leaf blowers in every neighborhood in Southern California. They're just blowing away this black suits just shooting out of the exhaust and it's waking everyone up who's taking a nap. And unless you want to address that, I don't want to hear about Jay Leno and his tornado, his 69 Oldsmobile Toronado.
C
Yeah, yeah. Under existing law, cars insured as collector vehicles and built in model year 1975 or earlier are exempt from portions of the biennial smog test. But vehicles manufactured after 1976 must meet emissions requirements upon transfer of ownership and registration in California Smog check program. This would eliminate those stipulations entirely, offering full exemption without the need for additional checks.
Adam Carolla
Well, look, the theme over here is always the same. Just stop making rules to get in our pocket to impose more of your.
C
It's like your extra taxes on top of normal taxes. And then you got parking tickets, speeding tickets. It's like dumbass taxes.
Adam Carolla
You know, I'm going out to dinner tonight and I'm buying and I'm with a friend and I'm going to a steakhouse. And that bill could come to 300 bucks. And then under it it's going to have another thing that says tax and it's going to be like, 33 bucks. I ain't paying that shit.
C
Yeah, don't.
Adam Carolla
I go, listen, here's 300. Here's 50 bucks for the tip, but I'm not paying.
C
Send a bill to Tim Waltz.
Adam Carolla
Send a bill to Tim Waltz.
C
Hey, next up, we got the richest women in the world. 2025. The richest woman of all is Walmart heir Alice Walton, whose fortune stands at an estimated $101 billion.
Adam Carolla
Well, I wanna say this. I hate to say it, but I think I'm gonna say it. Somebody tweeted me this, and it was a story. I think we can find it. It was a story from Forbes, and they were like, there's 67 billionaires who are women, but that's still woefully less than male billionaires. And we need to do a lot of work to get the women caught up to the males. And I was like, I thought billionaires were evil. Weren't you telling us billionaire? Why do you want more bitches to be billionaires? If billionaires are evil or women billionaires aren't evil. I think is what. Is that what I'm getting? So nobody needs to be a billionaire. All right? So women remain. So according to Forbes, who probably thinks Elon Musk is evil, Forbes says women remain woefully underrepresented on the 2025 list. So out of 3,000 billionaires, there's only 406 that are women. Now, that's on the planet. First off, I don't know if you can use the word woefully when you're talking about billionaires. I know she's struggling because she only has 827 million. So she's just fucking getting by. That bitch over there has only got $750 million. She can't afford formula. She can't afford formula for a child. Woefully, yes, you're right. You give me one more thing to worry about. Oh, man. What's going on in the Middle East? What's going on with China, tariffs and now women not being represented in the billionaire department. They're woefully. There's 406 women who are billionaires.
C
Here's an interesting.
Adam Carolla
And many who are multimillionaires.
C
Well, have you know that nine of the 10 wealthiest women on the list inherited their first.
Adam Carolla
Sadly, I tweeted this out and I said, look, okay, first off, we need two lists. We already have two lists. You have the male list and the female list. You probably have the black list. I mean, you're doing. You'll do all the list. You'll segregate all the lists. We need inherited it list that cannot. Don't lump her in with the spanx chick who fucking sewed the shit in her garage and went to swap meets in the 80s and sold this shit out of a van. Why should she get lumped in with the chick that just slept with the dude who started the business?
C
The richest self made woman on the list is Rafaela Apont Diamant, the Swiss co founder of the world's largest shipping line whose net worth is 37.7 billion. She ranks as the fifth wealthiest woman of all and one of just 113 self made women on the list. Others include Oprah Winfrey and Taylor Swift.
Adam Carolla
So all right, I just tweeted out why are you worried about women not being billionaires? Of being a billionaire makes you evil. So they're a little inconsistent here because they're woefully underrepresented. But then a lot of people tweeted me, how many women inherited this shit? Oh yeah, and I just got divorced. My ex wife has a lot more money than I have. So I get it. She has a lot more money than I have.
C
Sensitive subject then.
Adam Carolla
Well yeah, but she didn't do anything. She didn't earn any of it.
C
She just didn't write one single rant.
Adam Carolla
Not one rant. Inspired a few.
C
Inspired many.
Adam Carolla
Many. You're right. That's a good point. Think of it that way. So I don't know but listen, who cares? And I do want a separate list of inherited the money.
C
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean I guess the list would just be all the other ones other than 113. So. So let's subtract. What, what was it, 303?
Adam Carolla
It was.
C
It was 113 self made and then 3028 billionaire. So there you go. There's your list self made versus there's.
Adam Carolla
400 women billionaires woefully underrepresented.
C
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. I wonder if they're talking. I wonder if that's part of their. What they're. When they do the million woman march and they all take to the streets. Do you think this is part of what they're asking for? There's not enough female billionaires.
C
Well, another fun fact is that none of these bitches pay taxes.
Adam Carolla
Oh yeah. Maybe that's how they got to be billionaires. They're paying your taxes. All right, you got another story.
C
No, that's it, bud. I was gonna go pontificate about the strength of Adelson Miriam Adelson. The top ten is Melinda Gates.
Adam Carolla
Well, Melinda Gates just got divorced.
C
Exactly. She got the money. The wife of. Or ex wife, I should say, of Jeff Bezos is on the list. Jacqueline Mars of Mars Mars fame.
Adam Carolla
Can I say this?
C
Yep.
Adam Carolla
When you apply for, like certain things in life, like when you're filling out paperwork, right?
C
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And they'll go, I don't know, maybe it's just for unemployment or disability or something, or maybe it's a dating app. And you go, your annual income is 10 to $30,000, 25 to $50,000, $50,000 to $75,000. And then at some point they just go $100,000 and above. Because, all right, you made enough qualify.
C
Or whatever goal, you know.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but here's what I'm saying with Belinda Gates.
C
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
She can't get by with $400 million. You know what I mean? She's 56 years old. That's not what I'm saying is. Does it. It's like child support. Child support is just a. It's just a percentage. So my dad didn't make any money. So my child support would have been 30 bucks a month, you know? Right. But if my dad was a LeBron James, then the child support would be $87,000 a month.
C
And you play on the Lakers, and.
Adam Carolla
He'D play on the Lakers and I'd be a different man. But what my point is is, does any child need $87,000 a month is what I'm saying? Like, why, why don't we cap it? Somebody go, look, this guy is a super rich dude. You know, this guy hosts a late night show and he makes $30 million a year and he's getting divorced and he has a 10 year old. So they go, all right, well, let's just run the calculation. All right? He needs to pay $251,000 a month in child support. And then I would go, what child needs $251,000 a month to be raised? Like, why don't we just fucking cap it? You know? Like cap child support at 25k a month. Who needs more than 1000 bucks a month a day, I should say, to raise their kid. And it should be that way with divorce shit too. Like Melinda Gates. Look, Bill gates is worth $50 billion. You didn't do anything to earn that $50 billion. Why are you taking $25 billion? Why don't you take $1 billion and then he'll take 49, and then you'll still be richer than everyone else. On the planet. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I guess, if it makes sense.
C
Yeah, I guess the process is the standard of living. They don't want the standard of living for that person to go down.
Adam Carolla
They don't do it in California. Yeah, it's a standard of living thing. But why is you gotta be the Queen of Sheba for the rest of your life? Why is that? The standards go up. Standards go down. I'm renting a duplex in Burbank right now. My standard of living has gone down.
C
Falling out of control.
Adam Carolla
My standard of living has gone down. Do you know that?
C
Well, yeah, I mean, just stop paying your taxes, it'll go back up.
Adam Carolla
Damn, you're right. Remind me tonight when I'm at Morton's, that bill comes and I'm just gonna circle whatever the tax is. Scratch that bar down now. You know what? I'll tell. I'll tell my waitress. Look, let's see, what do we got? 20%. 60 bucks. 60 bucks. $300. Bill. $60, right. California, be like $33 in taxes.
C
Yep.
Adam Carolla
I'll go. Listen, I'm in a good mood. I give you the 300 for the steak and potatoes. I'm not paying my taxes because I'm greedy. But you get a $60 tip. Now if you want to take $33 out of the tip I'm giving you, you'll be down to 27. But if you're going to get into trouble. I'm not. I decide not to do this. I like my money. But you can go ahead and take some of the money out of your tip and put it toward the taxes if that's what you choose to do. But I was watching Tim and I figured out that I've been played for a fool and a sucker and I'm not paying these taxes. Okay? And then the next day I'm gonna do the same thing at the supermarket. And if I buy it like an RV or something, I'm doing the same thing.
C
How long before the IRS shows up and just battering rams your door and snatches you up out of that Burbank apartment?
Adam Carolla
Well, I will say this. There's no such thing as debtors prison. Like the guy who rented my warehouse in Burbank a million years ago and never paid me rent and owed me 50 grand. Nothing we could do about him. There's nothing the government could do about him. But if you owe the government money, you will fucking go to prison.
C
There is a snatched up blade. There's putting him in prison.
Adam Carolla
There's a debtor's prison that you think went out in old English days? No, no, we have debtors prison. It's called owing the government money, not owing me money, not owing the landlord money, not the taxpayer money. There's no prison.
C
You're walking around in manacles like that man in the iron mask.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but there is prison for people who owe the government money. So just think about that next time you want to expand government, I guess. All right. I want to thank Josh Duhamel for coming in here and having a thoughtful conversation. Ransom Canyon, Netflix. Coming up, Me tomorrow in yeah, Comedy doing stand up. American Comedy Club in San Diego. Come on by and say hi. Two shows tomorrow, two shows Saturday. Go to mcroll.com for all the live shows. Until next time, Adam Kroll for Mayhem and Josh Duhamel saying mahalo. You can leave us a voicemail at 888-634-1744 and be sure and get tickets to see the ace man@adamcorola.com See what.
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Podcast Summary: Adam Carolla Show featuring Josh Duhamel
Episode Title: Josh Duhamel Gets Flipped Off for Driving a Cybertruck & Dire Wolves Are Back From The Dead
Release Date: April 10, 2025
Host/Author: PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
Guest: Josh Duhamel, Actor and Entrepreneur
The episode kicks off with Adam Carolla welcoming actor Josh Duhamel for an engaging conversation. Josh reminisces about his early days, sharing how he moved from Minot, North Dakota, to Northern California in 1995 with aspirations initially aimed at dental school. However, his passion for acting led him down a different path.
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Josh discusses his beginnings on the soap opera "All My Children," which provided him with the support and confidence to pursue primetime television. This role was pivotal in helping him break out of typecasting and secure more diverse roles in films and TV series.
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Adam and Josh delve into the volatile nature of the entertainment industry. They compare acting careers to sports, emphasizing the necessity of constant reinvention and the precariousness of fame.
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Both hosts reflect on their athletic backgrounds, highlighting how sports instilled a strong work ethic, resilience, and team spirit. Josh shares his experiences as a competitive football player in college, which shaped his determination to succeed in acting.
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The conversation shifts to parenting philosophies. Josh emphasizes the importance of instilling responsibility and work ethic in his children by involving them in projects at his cabin in Minnesota. Adam shares his approach to parenting, focusing on fostering independence rather than imposing undue hardship.
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A significant portion of the discussion centers around Josh's purchase of a Tesla Cybertruck. He reveals the frequent negative reactions, including being "flipped off" by strangers, and explores the societal divisions that such symbols can evoke.
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Adam and Josh analyze Elon Musk's influence on public perception and the broader political climate. They discuss how Musk's actions, such as purchasing Twitter and advocating for free speech, have polarized opinions and intensified societal divisions.
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Josh introduces his telemedicine venture, Gatlin, which focuses on men's health and wellness, particularly testosterone replacement therapy. He shares his personal journey with low testosterone levels and how this experience inspired him to create a community aiming to improve men's health.
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The conversation takes a sharp turn towards taxation and government regulations. Adam vehemently criticizes political figures like Tim Walz and their stance on taxes, advocating for a mindset of resisting excessive taxation and questioning the fairness of tax policies.
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As the episode wraps up, Adam and Josh touch on their upcoming projects. Josh promotes his Netflix series "Ransom Canyon," set to premiere on April 17th, highlighting its Americana themes. Adam encourages listeners to support Josh's endeavors and tease future discussions about new projects.
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Parenting Styles: Both hosts discuss balancing work and parenting, emphasizing the importance of teaching values without imposing unrealistic hardships.
Mental Health and Wellness: Josh touches on the significance of maintaining mental and physical health, advocating for natural forms of stress relief and engagement through projects.
Cultural Observations: Adam and Josh share their perspectives on societal behaviors, media influence, and the increasing polarization in modern America.
This episode of the Adam Carolla Show offers a candid and thought-provoking dialogue with Josh Duhamel, exploring themes of career resilience, personal growth, parenting, and societal divisions. Through shared experiences and insightful commentary, both hosts provide listeners with valuable lessons on navigating the complexities of modern life and the entertainment industry.
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This summary captures the essence of the conversation between Adam Carolla and Josh Duhamel, highlighting key discussions, insights, and memorable quotes to provide a comprehensive overview of the episode.