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Adam Carolla
Well, in this episode, Mayhem's got the news. I got a lot of commentary. And Rick Caruso, finally, genius millionaire developer. The guy should have been mayor. He's going to join me. It'll be on the vlog. So it's the audio version of the fire vlog that you can find@amcarolla.com and we'll do all that right after this.
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Adam Carolla
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Jason Mayhem Miller
Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California. This is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, real estate developer and formal mayoral candidate for Los Angeles, Rick Caruso. Plus the news and trending topics with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, the sultan of Sardonicism, Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, get it on, got to get it on no choice but to get on Mandate you get it on, man. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. Mayhem's got news. I got stuff to complain about. Let me tell you my almost number one issue in society. And people think I complain about stuff and that it doesn't really mean anything or I'm just complaining. But I'm telling you, when I complain about something small, it's a global thing. Global. It affects. It's like pollutants in the groundwater. It makes its way into the pipes, it makes its way into the fish, it makes its way into the kids. It makes its way into the birds that eat the fish and the people that eat the fish. You see what I'm saying?
Unknown
You're micro complaining, but you have a macro complaint.
Adam Carolla
That is correct. And I've been saying for a long time and maybe this is the lack of the golden rule. The golden rule was do unto others as you've had done to yourself. And it was real straightforward.
Unknown
Not that you had done to yourself, but that would be real bad.
Adam Carolla
Do unto others as. Do unto others as you have done to yourself.
Unknown
Our half you'd want.
Adam Carolla
Is it half?
Jason Mayhem Miller
You'd want half have them do unto you.
Unknown
Is there a half in there?
Rick Caruso
I don't think there.
Adam Carolla
I thought there was a half. I think it's a half in there. That's half. Ish.
Unknown
At least.
Adam Carolla
I think if there's not a half there, there's a half somewhere. We just have to find it. I think it's half done to you.
Unknown
I didn't mean to derail you.
Adam Carolla
No, no, no, you're right.
Jason Mayhem Miller
The Bible verse is do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Adam Carolla
Oh, okay. There is no half. Okay. I wonder also, did we clean that up for modern day verbiage and got rid of like the old English verse? I don'.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Matthew 7:12. If we cleaned it up, it was done in the King James time.
Adam Carolla
So there is no half. No. All right, now Andrew can look for that.
Unknown
It's more beautiful. And Aramaic.
Adam Carolla
All right. The point is this. You just want done to you what you would want to do to others and others to do back to you. It's simple. The top of the food chain is you're not going to shoot anyone, but you would like to not get shot. And then it goes to stealing stuff. But it gets down to if a dog pooped on your lawn, you'd hope someone would clean up their dog poop and then you would turn around and clean up the other dog, your dog's poop off of their lawn. Right. Now the way this is manifesting itself is it's manifesting itself in a. I have two versions and I've complained about this for a long time. There's the way you treat your sink in your microwave. And then there's the way you treat your sink in your microwave at work. There's the work one. There's your one. There's a chasm between those two. Now, the people that are really good people are exactly the same. You'll see them doing at work exactly what they would do at home, because they have one mode, but the one mode, it's a good way to go through life. Don't have a version. Don't have a version of like, you know, I had a guy staying at my house once for a number of months. And I remember coming over to the house once, it was like, during the day, and the pool light was on. And I just said to him, the pool light's on all day every day at night, all night and then all day. And he goes, yeah, I can figure out how to shut it off. It's like, okay, if that was your house, would you figure out a way to shut it off? And the answer is yes. The answer is definitely yes. I don't know that many people who treat their own shit shitty and other people shit shitty. They're out there, but people have sort of two modes. All right, now we're getting to what I'm getting to.
Unknown
All right.
Adam Carolla
I was. There was the part where you do something with something with stuff, and then you're done with it, and then you're done. And this is the problem. One time a guy got really mad who used to work here, doesn't work here anymore, but he was in the back using, like, the sous vide fryer or whatever, and he had the salt container, literally just had the top screwed off, and it was just sitting in the back of the warehouse, just open, you know? And I said, he didn't like this at all, but I said, why didn't you screw the lid back on the salt container? And he went, I forgot. And I said, you forgot or you were done with the salt and it's not your salt? And he got really, like, indignant about it. He's like, what are you talking about, I forgot? I go, so you forgot or you were just done? Because I think you're just done with the salt. Because at your house, you don't forget. You screw the lid back on because it's your fucking salt and you don't want shit in it, but in someone else's warehouse or someone else's salt and someone else's sous vide fryer, then you just forget. And by the way, does anyone really forget like you unscrew the lid to a thing of peanut butter. Or you open up something and then you set it down and you leave. Do you really forget or do you not give a fuck because it's not yours? That's my point.
Jason Mayhem Miller
Now, you don't think he half forgotten his half?
Adam Carolla
Forgot.
Unknown
I'm stuck on sous vide, Friar.
Adam Carolla
I'm still looking for my half.
Jason Mayhem Miller
No, I promise you, I went to Catholic school my entire life.
Adam Carolla
All right, well, then you know elementary.
Jason Mayhem Miller
And high school life.
Unknown
All right, you don't have to brag.
Adam Carolla
All right, so now I'm trying to think where the half is, though. It's in another idiom.
Unknown
I think it's in Mark 7, 11 Thou hath. Go get some Slurpees.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Some hot dogs with cheese in them. All right, so then you get to. I was. Okay, now we get to the undoing part of life, and you guys tell me why this is so prominent.
Rick Caruso
The.
Adam Carolla
I'm driving down the freeway today, and I get behind a car and I see that there is. I'm looking at my screen that Andrew wants me to read, except for stuffs at the bottom where I can't see it, where I always tell you I can't see it. And then I tell you you have to put a line on your screen that represents the bottom of my screen.
Unknown
One of my favorite running jokes he's pulling on.
Adam Carolla
You can't do it. So I don't know. I think you can put a piece of tape on your screen that would represent the bottom of my screen. I just put it down there. I'm gonna scroll it up towards the end of the show. Oh, later. It's just for later. It's on deck. It's in the producer.
Unknown
Except for all the other producers.
Adam Carolla
No, he got that now. Okay, so I'm behind a car. I don't know if you guys have seen this. It's a newer thing, and I realize it's newer because this thing is newer. All cars pretty much now come with a rear window wiper. Newer, modern SUVs and stuff. And for some reason, those wipers cannot make it through a car wash, so they put tape on it. All right? And if you go to a car wash in 20, 25 and you drive at Denali with a rear, when you come out, there's a piece of tape stuck on that day. Now, it's not good tape. It's not the blue tape. The blue tape or the green tape is the painter's tape that peels off. It's the plain beige cheapo masking tape. And once it goes through the wash, you know, Goes through the car wash. Yep. Right. It gets wet, but I guess it keeps the wiper in place.
Unknown
The adhesive stays in place.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Well, I guess they're worried about a brush pulling off the wiper, bending the wiper.
Unknown
As a former car wash boy, I can tell you with certainty. Yeah. That back thing ripped that thing off.
Adam Carolla
Okay. All right, so riddle me this. It then gets wet and it gets emulsified, and it's still there. It's about 6 inches long. It's holding down that back thing. Then the motherfucker in charge of the car, who wants a tip, does a circumnavigation of the car five times, wiping down everything. But what doesn't he do? What doesn't he do? He doesn't remove the tape. And you want to know why? Because he's done with the tape. He's done. He's done with the tape. I don't think he's done with the tape, but in his mind he's done with the tape because the tape was on to go through the car wash to not get the wiper ripped off. And now it's through and the wiper's intact and he's fucking done. So that guy is down on his knees and he's wiping the rims down, and he's got the dressing for the rubber and he's detailing the whole car. But he walks around that beige piece of six or eight inch tape. He'll walk around it seven times and he'll never fucking stop and pull it off. Well, the chick whose car it is sitting up front, she walks around, she tips the guy, she tips him, then gets in the car, then drives through the San Fernando Valley, goes to the Target, then goes to the Costco, then parks it out front of her house or whatever. By the next day, that fucking tape is baked. And I just did it with my car. I want to peel it off. Did it come off? Oh, no, it came off, but its footprint was left. Fucking fingernails. Like you need a putty knife with a sharp edge on it to fucking scrape the residue of the tape that's there because it cycled, it got damp, it got completely wet, then it baked out in the sun. And two days later, when I went to go pull it off, it didn't come off. It left the footprint. Now there's three inches of scuba, top and bottom. And you got to get lacquer thinner.
Unknown
I thought this is the beginning of an ad read for goo gone.
Adam Carolla
Goo be gone. Or lacquer thinner or. Or denatured alcohol, maybe paint thinner, nail polish remover. Either way, I'm using my fucking fingernail scraping this stuff. And I'm going, well, this could have been avoided. The guy who put the tape on could have taken the tape off. And the guy runs the fucking car wash could say, here's our policy. Take the fucking tape off. Take the tape off. It'll come right off. And by the way, I would argue that's part of your job also. Take the tape off and just wipe around where the wiper is. Nope, tape on. I'm riding behind this woman on the freeway today. That tape is crusty. I can tell. It's been there for about three days. She doesn't know it's there, doesn't care. Whatever. At some point she's gonna try to pull it off and just gonna splinter, and there's gonna be all the remnants left on the thing. Why? Because the person who put the tape on was done and didn't fucking finish the mission. And then I turned on the windshield wipers to do the spray on the windshield and saw the pink tab from the valet from two days ago still under that fucking wiper. Those motherfuckers will never, ever remove that tab. Oh, they'll take your tip. Oh, they'll steal change from your ashtray and they'll steal a roach from your ashtray, but they will never remove that. They will never, ever. I've never seen it. I've never fucking seen it. It's always on there. The other one is hooked on the rear view one. They'll hook the one under. They bring the car, they give you your keys, they ask for a tip. But what completes the mission? Well, completing the mission is pulling the tab out from under the wiper. They will never fucking do that. Why? Well, just like the tape, there was a time when they needed that tab under the wiper or that tape under the rear wiper, but now they don't because they're done and you've tipped them and they hand you your keys and they're gone. I think we need a nationwide press on these dicks to go, look, no fucking tip. Go take the tape off. Take the fucking tape off. And by, like, no, don't give my keys. Take the tab off the window. The highways and the byways of this great country are literally littered with those tabs. They never make their way to a trash can. They don't make their way into a trash can. The closest they make their Way into a trash can is when I put it on. And the thing's going up and down on my winch and I'm reaching out of the car window trying to time it so I can snatch it. Snatch it? To pull it out from under it so I can throw it in the ashtray. It's just smearing pink. You know what happened to me once? What do you know? I had a twin brother.
Unknown
The one with the mustache. I thought I was just evil Adam.
Adam Carolla
No, that's goatee.
Unknown
Oh, my bad.
Adam Carolla
And a black Members Only jacket. Yes. No, that was from an episode of the Man Show. This is. I had a twin, Ronnie. And I never talk about him.
Unknown
You ate him in utero.
Adam Carolla
Okay, if you're gonna kid about my twin, then I'm not gonna tell you about it.
Unknown
Well, sorry, man. I peel it back.
Adam Carolla
This kid had a full ride to Princeton. Mm.
Unknown
You don't say.
Adam Carolla
Mm. Wow. He was molecular biologist? No, he's a chemical engineer. But that was close. Close enough. Lettered in three sports at Crespi High, went to a private school.
Unknown
Soccer, lacrosse and football.
Adam Carolla
Football, baseball and lacrosse. But yeah, good three sport letterman. Went to Crespi. It was a good prep school.
Unknown
Chess club. Or was he a sort of a.
Adam Carolla
No, it was a renaissance man. I mean, he. Yeah, I know what you're saying. He wasn't a nerd, but he wasn't. Speech and debate.
Unknown
I got it. I got it.
Adam Carolla
And the day before he was supposed to head to Princeton, my parents bought him a Iraq Z car as a graduation gift. Brand new. Yeah. And my dad took it. The local car wash, had it detailed for him.
Unknown
Fucking painters tape killed him.
Adam Carolla
No, sorry, sorry. No, sorry, sorry. So they gave him the IROC Z and he gets in it. It's just big bow on it.
Unknown
Fucking ballet ticket hit him in the eyeball.
Adam Carolla
Okay, if you're gonna make jokes. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know.
Unknown
I mean, I'm locked in. Sorry. Coach.
Adam Carolla
Driving down the freeway, taking out for the first time ever, heading to Princeton the following day, full ride. Chemical engineer, 3 Sport Letterman. Sees the pink tab on the front driver's side flapping in the wind. Opens the window, hits the wiper to bring it closer to his side so he can reach around and grab it. Wiper gets caught on a denim jacket. The sleeve gets caught on the denim jacket. Those IROC wiper motors were so powerful. Pulled him out of the car onto the hood of the car. Now he's going down the 210, 75 miles an hour in the hood of an Iroxy.
Unknown
He was a lefty pitcher too, by the way.
Adam Carolla
He was.
Unknown
Tore his damn shoulder socket straight out. Oh my God.
Adam Carolla
Pulled him, his entire body out under the hood of the Iroxy. He's got it on Cruise control. It's 75 now. Now going down the 210 at 75 on the hood of an IROC Z, T. Bones. A dump truck.
Unknown
Yeah, but you just get Tommy John surgery and you'll be fine.
Adam Carolla
You're gonna make jokes? You make jokes. But that's why I don't talk about it, okay? So it can happen.
Unknown
Sorry, man.
Adam Carolla
I'm here to tell you it took.
Unknown
A lot for you to be vulnerable like that.
Adam Carolla
And I stomped all over this thing. It can happen. The point is this. Just finish what you started. Everything's two parts. Salt? Yeah. You want to use the salt? Yeah. Okay, there's two parts. First part, unscrew the top. Second part, screw the top back on when you're fucking done with the salt. You want to put tape on a rear windshield wiper? Good. Part one, put the tape on. Part two, remove the fucking tape. Remove the tape. If you go out to my car right now, you'll see residue of the tape that's baked on. Because by the way, it's 100 degrees, that window gets up to 140 degrees, it is literally baked on there. Now, part one with the valet, put the tab under the windshield wiper. Part two, remove it when you give the car back to the person. That's all. Part one. Part two. Home title lock. All right, listen up. This isn't some sort of far off scam. This is happening right now. If you own a home, you need to hear this. In today's world, scammers are using AI to fake documents to steal home titles. One forged signature and a phony notary stamp and suddenly your house isn't yours anymore. They'll drain your equity, even sell it out from under you. When's the last time you checked your home title? Yeah, that's what I thought. Never. So that's why I'm telling you about home title lock. Use my promo code. Adam@hometitlelock.com Get a free title history report and free trial of their million dollar triple lock protection. They'll monitor your home 24 7, send you urgent alerts if anything changes. And if fraud happens, they'll spend up to a million bucks to fix it. Don't wait until it's too late. Protect your home and the equity in your home today. Like I did at Home title lock. Do it now. Right.
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Adam Carolla
All right, other things to talk about. God damn. I was in San Diego. San Diego. Sandra's got a real homeless problem. And it's a little. It's getting. Okay, first off, you tell me how I'm supposed to feel in this situation, right? All right. I have gone to a number of cities that are sort of Democrat, progressive, whatever, blue cities, and walked out of the hotel room. And I always like to walk around the city. I look for a Starbucks or somewhere. I'll just start walking and before you know it, I notice I'm in the homeless part of town. But there is no homeless part of town. It's just sort of everywhere. It's just kind of various streets and stuff. So now I'm walking, it's about noon, middle of the day, whatever. And it's just me and my girlfriend and we're walking and I notice, oh, there's homeless coming up. But the homeless are on the other side of the street. So you just kind of keep your head down and you walk. And then a man who was homeless, but not all bent over and fucked up, decrepit homeless, kinda spryer homeless. And by the way, the last time I was in Austin was another guy. There's kind of a theme. I think the theme. I don't know if you guys vibe on this, but I think maybe you do. The theme is a weird kind of racially based black menacing thing that goes on where the black guys kind of know they can menace you a little bit.
Unknown
I already found that too often, a little bit.
Adam Carolla
And it's not really their fault. They're nuts. And they get fed a steady diet of. Of racial whatever in this country. So when whitey's walking down the street, they know they can kind of come scare them. I think that's kind of a mental thing like this come kind of menace you. But I'm walking on one side of it, it's a major highway, and on the other side of the highway I see a brother. This guy is 35, sort of homeless, but not look totally homeless and in good shape. In a good sort of athletic build. And he literally just jogs across right to me. And it's like, what the fuck do we have to do this for? Do we have to do this? Can we not just go for a walk? So I'm just sort of standing there, and he starts talking to me. Waiting at a red light, and he goes, you like being touched? And I'm like, oh, fuck. And I'm trying to kind of sort of steer my girlfriend a little. Like, move that way sort of behind and over a little bit. There's another couple. There are other people out there who just fucking look at their phones, and I'm like, you're gonna get stabbed in the neck if you just stare at your phone when this person is standing there, and he's like, you like being touched? And I'm like, yeah, no, I don't like being touched. But what I'm doing is I'm kind of sliding into a little bit of a stance. That's not really a stance, but I'm one foot. Yeah, staggered, if you want to call it squaring up.
Unknown
Moving a foot back a little bit in range.
Adam Carolla
That's right. And I'm starting to try to get a little separation to have that little.
Unknown
Distance so you can make the move when you need to.
Adam Carolla
Right. And then he goes on and tells me about his brush. Schizophrenic and whatever. And then he goes, when you guys. When you come back, you're getting touched. I don't know what touched is a code for. I don't know if it's gay. I don't know if it's stabbed in the neck. I don't know if he's about to throw down, like, right now. He ran across the street to discuss this with me, and he looks pretty motivated. And I'm just like, what the fuck do we have these guys sit in the middle of all the towns and just menace people who walk by? It's just people fucking want to go get a cup of coffee.
Unknown
And the cops hanging out, riding traffic tickets. You get me?
Adam Carolla
Right?
Unknown
They're looking at, oh, that's a nice Audi.
Adam Carolla
And I think it's become kind of like, you know when you're young and you didn't have shit to do, so you just kind of fuck with cars driving by, throw a water balloon at the car, fuck with people, or just. We used to tie cans on each side of the street and put fishing wire across, and the car would run through the fit and drag the cans. Like, we're literally just Making fun for ourselves. Cause we didn't have air conditioning or video games or big screen tv. These people don't have anything to do. And I kind of think their hobby is like kind of menacing people, like kind of, that's a, it's a little bit of a sport, like leg. There's a nice looking, law abiding white couple walking down the street. Just go, go fuck around with them. Go like, see if you can scare them and maybe they'll say sorry or they'll give you some reparations or something. So I just realized what the fuck happened to our cities. And then every business I passed by, I just felt so fucking sorry for them. Because there's an apartment building above where all the homeless people are. The corners got the falafel place. I'm like, could you imagine running that business? And this fucking guy who's like well built, youngish, strongish and blackish will come around and just fucking say weird kind of coded shit to people. And again, it's not like I turned the corner and we ran into him. He saw me and ran across the street to talk about touching me. And then it's like it kind of ruins your afternoon. And then people get frazzled. I'm not frazzly, but I am acutely aware because of all the stories of these guys just fucking shoving a corkscrew in someone's neck in the current climate.
Unknown
Look, I'm gonna tell you the minute you saw him running, you should engage and meet. Hey bud, hey, don't be running and like let him know I'm paying attention to you. I'm gonna make a big scene about you, okay? They don't want the cops to show up. So if you flex real quick to go, hey, I'm in control of this area and you're not gonna damn do a damn viral stunt on me right now. You're gonna be part of somebody's YouTube video. Yeah, back up, back up. You gotta, you gotta be hyper vigilant.
Adam Carolla
I am hyper. I am hyper vigilant to the external.
Unknown
Because now that we're living in this society, America is damn in a rough state where the economic downturn and the drug abuse has got to a fever.
Adam Carolla
Pit where every city is full of that. It is, it is.
Unknown
Gotta take my mayhem self defense course, but I'm telling you, I'm gonna write the whole thing homeless whispering.
Adam Carolla
Well, it's, it's, let's call it's mostly blue cities. I don't, I don't see it everywhere. I see it in the blue cities mainly. But you know, as Gavin Newsom told me, it was about moms and kids and jobs and divorce. It's, it's about 80 or 90% dudes. Everyone's on drugs. Saw a couple of women and zero kids. It's pretty much a couple of women, 90% dudes and zero kids.
Unknown
Well, you should understand that they have shelters and it's women and children first. Just so you know, any shelter space they do have, they prioritize those individuals.
Adam Carolla
Well, good. But these people wanted to do drugs, so it's a drug based thing and so we're gonna have to move forward based on that. Not, I don't know. We ever read Dr. Drew's article on this show of LA Times.
Unknown
Oh, no.
Rick Caruso
We looked at it last.
Adam Carolla
Week on you and Dr. Drew. Did we do it on this show? No, not on this. Okay, moving on. All right, look it up. Let me grab it. Yeah, that's why I asked. Negative. Go get that Dr. Drew article.
Unknown
He wrote an article on what specifically?
Adam Carolla
The homeless crisis or Dr. Drew, almost five years ago. As I recall, the LA City Council's got a huge problem with homelessness and none of the LA City Council members have any expertise in sobriety or drugs or addiction medicine or anything. They're mostly dopey chicks who want to take down.
Unknown
I'd love to see analysis of like.
Adam Carolla
What they're good at. Well, here's they're not good at. They're good at taking down tree houses from taxpayers and blaming Toyota for catalytic converters. But Dr. Drew, and you guys have heard this before, but you need to know what year is this? About four and a half years ago, something like that.
Rick Caruso
2021, April.
Adam Carolla
Okay, so it's about four. Okay, yes, correct. Four and a half years ago. Coming up, this is by Jacqueline Cosgrove. Now I'll tell you the article. I'll tell you what happened. Dr. Drew was asked by one of the sane city council members to join the city council, to advise, to volunteer, to volunteer with his 40 years of expertise on addiction medicine. So, okay, so here's the deal. We have a homeless problem and the homeless problem and the root, it's caused by drugs. And so every time someone says it's caused by drugs, the people in charge of the blue cities argue with them and call it a housing crisis. I told Gavin Newsom it was drugs and he told me it was a mom who got. She told me it was divorced. Okay, so they won't seem to acknowledge the part words drugs, which is a weird thing. Because I don't know why that's politicized. I mean, other than they're doing a shitty job of addressing the problem. But if homeless is caused by drugs and you're trying to get rid of homelessness, then why not focus on drugs? But the LA City Council has no expertise in this. They have a bunch of dumb yentas who don't know shit about anything. So one of them, who's less Dumb says to Dr. Drew, why don't you join up and be a part of this task force five years ago, four and a half years ago, to see if we can start affecting this problem, which seems to be caused by drugs. And you are addiction medicine specialists. Okay? So Dr. Drew says, all right, I will volunteer. I will work for free. So basically, here's what I've said to people. Forget about addiction medicine and Dr. Drew. Let's just say we had a problem with roofs leaking. There's a problem with roofing. It's a roofing problem. And somebody said, well, does anyone here know anything about roofing? And the answer would be no. Andrew? Anything about roofing? Chuck? No, Nobody knows anything. Okay, well, here's some good news. I know a guy who's a journeyman roofer and he's been doing it for 40 years, and he's been on every roof. And as if you didn't think it could get better, he's going to volunteer to come here and work on our roof, and he's gonna take all his expertise in roofing and he's gonna come here for free and he's gonna help us solve this roofing problem we have. And then we all took a vote and said, no, I don't want that guy coming here. Now, what does that say about us? Does it say we would like the roof to stop leaking? I don't think it does. I don't think it does. Because if we wanted the roof to stop leaking, then we would be very happy. And we look at ourselves as fortunate that a journeyman roof or contractor was willing to volunteer.
Unknown
They don't even believe that there is a roof or that we need a roof or that any roofs anywhere do anything for anything.
Adam Carolla
Well, that may be it. So Drew volunteers, and I need the headline. And once the yentas and the dumb bitch at the LA Times. Once the LA Times find out somebody wants to do something, then they mobilize. The only calories they burn is arguing with people who know stuff. Yeah, they don't spend it on homeless. So here is the article that then came out for in the LA Times. Dr. Drew eyed for homeless commission. Okay, doesn't say volunteers, but anyway. Angering advocates who wonder, is this a joke? Why would it be a joke if a guy who had 40 years in addiction medicine volunteered for the homeless commission whose number one problem is drugs and addiction? But they want to know, is this some kind of joke? By the way, those are headlines from LA Times. Okay, yeah, it's a joke. Everyone thinks it's by the way, if it was a joke, then they wouldn't snap into action. All right, so let's read what Jacqueline Cosgrove over at the LA Times, who, by the way, will never come on. We'll never debate, we'll never talk to Dr. Drew. Will never come on this podcast because they're fucking cowards. Jacqueline, you listening? Would you like to talk to Dr. Drew? Would you like to discuss this article with him? Or are you too big a fucking coward? I think you're scared. Well, you're not scared. You're just wrong. And you know you're wrong and you know you're a hack, so you'll not get into it. A Los Angeles county supervisor has recommended a celebrity doctor who has railed against California's mishandling of the homelessness crisis. Well, it's a crisis that they created. They treat it like it's a natural disaster. And I like when they go celebrity doctor, they don't say addiction medicine specialist. They go celebrity doctor to a local commission. A move that shocked some advocates who, when they heard the news, thought it was a joke. Why would you be shocked if you had no expertise in a subject, meaning addiction, and you had a board that had nobody who had any expertise in that? Why would you be shocked if they tried to appoint someone who's an addiction medicine?
Unknown
They disagree with the entire premise that.
Adam Carolla
Crazy is a cause, but they weren't shocked and they didn't think it was a joke. So she's fucking lying. Dr. David Drew Pinsky, more commonly known as Dr. Drew, was recommended by 5th District Supervisor Katherine Barger, the only Republican on the five member board. That's why. Aha. Damn Republicans trying to fix stuff. For the Los Angeles Homelessness services Authority, a 10 member commission appointed by the city's county elected officials. Okay, they put together a task force and nothing ever happens. Barger said she nominated Pinsky because he'll bring a fresh perspective to the commission with his vast medical experience and passion for mental health. Okay, he's working for free people, so let him come. By the way, you don't have to implement anything he suggests, but you can listen to him. Okay. But critics pounced, saying Pinsky promotes ill informed and harmful views, including the enforcement focused applause approach to homeless. Like at the Echo Park Lake, okay? The Echo Park Lake was a den of feces and syringes and drug abuse. And then at some point they said enough, because it couldn't be used by any. I drove past Echo Park Lake. They were using the sign that said Echo Park Lake. They were washing their underpants and socks in the lake and hanging it over the wooden sign to dry so you could no longer read it. They had taken over the park with the paddle boats in it where the kids used to like to play, and now turned it into a fucking prostitution drug den. And so they went in and they cleaned up the park and now the taxpayers can use the park. But her thing is, is he supports that. You mean the thing that worked, bitch. That thing. The people where kids got to play in the park and not step on a syringe. He supported that. That seems like an argument for Dr. Drew Pinsky made headlines last April after making a series of remarks over a two month period that were skeptical of COVID 19. Yes, I'm skeptical of COVID 19, bitch. You're the one who said it came from a wet market, aren't you? Now you want to rethink that? Or the vaccine was effective or that if you got vaccinated, you couldn't get Covid or you couldn't spread Covid. You write any retractions for that bitch? Comparing it to a novel coronavirus, to the flu, calling in pandemics, press induced panic. Yes, that was. That's what it was, bitch. That's what it was. You still live or did Covid get you? Okay, the remarks were part of a larger trend with Pinsky, said Horvir, founder of a nonprofit, Invisible People. Okay, so this is all this. It's all the nonprofits. We have $24 billion worth of money down the fucking toilet for the nonprofits who are trying to help. And they don't want business interrupted. And so they don't want a disruptor showing up and interrupting their business. Now, where the times comes in, I don't know, but they're Democrats, so they have to support the nut jobs on the left, even on the surface level. Why are you appointing a celebrity doctor? Well, because he's a real doctor who volunteered. And I use the term doctor loosely. All right, Horvath, would you like to come in and debate Drew? Would you like to talk to him about where he got his degree from or being board certified or any of that. He uses the door doctor Loosely. Well, is he a physician or isn't he? Now, if you're talking about Dr. Jill, you don't use it loosely on Dr. Jill Biden, but you do use it loosely on a guy who's a board certified physician.
Unknown
You know, short for Horvath.
Adam Carolla
Half whore. Oh, oh, half. You're right. That's the recent activity. Okay, so he uses the word doctor Loosely. That has recent. That has recent activity with being a Covid denier. Listen, Horvath and the rest of you pussies, none of us were Covid deniers. We just said, I don't want my kids locked out of school for two years because you're a bunch of fucking left wing pussies. That's all. Fucking retards.
Unknown
Covid made everyone crazy. I'm glad I missed it.
Adam Carolla
No, it brought out the inner pussy. But also, they're all just fucking. They wanted to win an election, that's all. Although the commission has authority to make budgetary funding, planning and programming policy, it's unclear how much power Pinsky would have as an individual. The commission selects. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, his appointment was denied and that was the end of that. And now there's junkies oding on the street everywhere, so. All right, nice job, everybody. Good job. And thank God you wrote this article explaining how dangerous Covid was and how we. Pinsky's a TV doctor. God, you guys are hacks. No wonder you have no fucking circulation. No wonder no one reads your fucking rag anymore. Homes.com Some might say homes.com is the best home shopping site. It may be homes.com's superior comprehensive transparent agent directory. That could be it. Or maybe, just Maybe, it's at. Homes.com is the only site that always directly connects you with the listing agent who knows the home the best. Or Perhaps it's at. Homes.com has the most in depth neighborhood content of any home shopping site that's extensively researched. To highlight the personality of each neighborhood, homes.com goes above and beyond to bring home shoppers the in depth info they need to find the right home. And that's you, homes.com. we've done your homework.
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Adam Carolla
All right, I'm done being angry. Let's do some news. We'll take a break. Well, no, we're not gonna take a break. We're just going into the next.
Unknown
Going straight into it, baby. All right, great. Well, first off, NASCAR driver rushed to the hospital after being k o'd in a horror fall. Why celebrating? I mean, this is a bummer, man. He, like, just raised a race of his life. 1. And here we go.
Adam Carolla
Gets out of, climbs out the window.
Unknown
You know, and I have a respect for him. He's all worn out right now. Just did it.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Unknown
Stop in there. And then he gets heel hooked by his own car.
Adam Carolla
Right, right. Oh, the net.
Unknown
Oh, and a bang to the head, bud.
Adam Carolla
He got the net. He got. Did he get his foot? So he had a foot caught there.
Unknown
In the roll bar or whatever down the road.
Adam Carolla
I want to see it again. You put the. There's a net in the window, and.
Unknown
Then you slipped a bit on it.
Adam Carolla
And cars have a net in the window that you throw down after the race. You unplug it from the top, and you can throw it out of the car or into the car. Next time, throw it in the car. Throw it out of the car. And he stood on. You can see his foot slipping on it. But I couldn't figure out I was.
Unknown
It makes me hurt seeing it because.
Adam Carolla
I know your legged broke his collarbone. So listen, what you'll see with the Indy drivers, you'll see them come out of the car with arm restraints with hooks.
Unknown
They're trapped in there so they don't jiggle around.
Adam Carolla
They tie your arm restraints into your shoulder harness so if the car flips violently, your arms don't go flying out and you flip over your own arm. But in NASCAR and in the cars I race, or most of the cars I race, they have a roof and a roll cage. You have a window net, and these guys have a window net that you take down. And he stepped on the net. Now he's racing. So he's got racing shoes on. Right. And the racing shoes are just kind of smooth on the bottom, kind of like a wrestling shoe. And so they're smooth on the bottom. And then the top of the door is fiberglass. And now you got this nylon mesh net sliding on top of the fiberglass with a shoe that doesn't have any traction in the first place. But I don't notice his foot get caught in the neck.
Unknown
Wow. We don't have that angle, but it looks like he just stumbles and.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Unknown
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Adam Carolla
Either way, keep watching it.
Unknown
All right, so he broke his clavicle, I guess, but they released him. He's not. Somebody told me that he was injured. You know, trying to troll me. I heard you. But he's okay. Apparently he's gonna make a recovery, but not gonna race. He didn't race on the Sunday race.
Adam Carolla
Well, the sad part is, this is kind of what ends up on your epitaph, you know?
Unknown
Nah, nah, he can win another one.
Adam Carolla
No, no, next time he can win a thousand. But when he dies, we're rolling this footage.
Unknown
What do you mean? Why don't you just spray the bikini girls with the champagne? And pulling a nip out. Wardrobe malfunction erases everything, Right?
Adam Carolla
Oh, and the put. Ah, Jesus. All right. Anyway, I was. I got more to complain about.
Unknown
Hey, I could take a break from the news.
Adam Carolla
Do you know, in the. In the undo what you did department, in the undo what you did department, I got home from being out of town for, like, five days, I said, well, I'm Hit my rowing machine and do my dumbbells. Rowing machine's just in the living room. Dumbbells sit right next to it. One dumbbell missing. Missing.
Unknown
I'm like, Conor McGregor.
Adam Carolla
Got it. Who took a dumbbell? Dumbbell gone. Someone who worked for me, worked for the house or whatever, showed up while I was out of town, decided they wanted to use the dumbbell, put it in their car, went to the park to go do something.
Unknown
Echo Park.
Adam Carolla
Just didn't. Forgot to put it back. Now I'm searching my house, looking under the. I'm tearing the place apart looking for a dumbbell, because now here's. But here's the moral story. At some point, they needed the dumbbell, but at no point did they need to bring it back because they were done with the dumbbell.
Unknown
It's got painter's tape all over it.
Adam Carolla
And now there's no dumbbell ballet tickets on it. I'm literally staring at it going, I have no. I cannot come up with a scenario where somebody takes one dumbbell and leaves. But that's what happens. So the desire to undo. Look, whether it's the dumbbell, the tape, or the tab, or the salt, you understand the concept with the young people is here's what I need, and then here's what I don't need. I do need the dumbbell, and I do need what's inside the salt, but I don't need it after I'm done using.
Unknown
A lot of adult onset ADHD around her kids.
Adam Carolla
It's Young people.
Dawson
Young people.
Unknown
That's what I'm saying. They, like, get into adulthood and suddenly forget everything all the time.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, well, my synopsis is they didn't get yelled at enough. They needed to get yelled at. All right, sorry.
Unknown
I'm with you. I'm doing the news. I'm mayhem.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Hey.
Unknown
Fans defend Halle Berry after her ex reveals he divorced her because she didn't cook or clean. Now that is a little bit of a stretch here, Parade. He was on the podcast, and listen what he says.
Adam Carolla
We never had any major issues like that.
Rick Caruso
It's just that I.
Adam Carolla
Because I was young and had only.
Rick Caruso
Been in, honestly, one real relationship before.
Adam Carolla
Her.
Rick Caruso
My knowledge and my understanding, my wisdom around relationships just wasn't vast.
Adam Carolla
So I'm looking at my mom, and I'm a Midwest guy. So in my mind, I'm thinking a.
Rick Caruso
Wife at that time should cook, clean.
Adam Carolla
Traditional, you know, and then I'm thinking, okay, if we have kids, you know.
Rick Caruso
Is this the woman I want to have kids with and build a family with?
Adam Carolla
And at that time, as a young.
Rick Caruso
Guy, she don't cook, don't clean, don't.
Adam Carolla
Really seem like motherly. And then we start having issues. Well, look, here's my deal. I'm traditional. I like to cook. I like to clean. I like the roles. And I think that's when. I think that's like homeostasis for families. I think that's when they half the most enjoyment in life. There's nothing fucking better than I spent two weekends ago. I had a problem with my shower and the button that diverted it to the hand sprayer. And my maid liked to put the hand sprayer up and face it toward my face and then keep the button pushed in. And when I turned the shower on, it would spray frame me in the face. I spent a weekend. I spent the weekend. I fixed it. I took the fucking valve apart, I looked it up, I figured it out. I tightened up the. Found the fucking mini Allen screws and Allen wrench and lubricated it and whatever. Now you pop the button in when you turn the diverter. When you turn the shower off, it pops out so you can't get squirted in the face anymore. But whatever. I fixed it. And my girlfriend was downstairs making dinner, and that's good. I don't know why people have a beef with that kind of relationship. That's. It's a good thing. You don't want. Okay, you don't want two people that cook and zero people that do plumbing and fucking fix Everything. When you live in a fucking house, you have to fix stuff or it's a constant.
Unknown
I'll get a guy over.
Adam Carolla
I'll get a guy over. This guy's gouged the fuck out of you. And you're on their schedule like, well, you can't come till Tuesday, you know, okay. When you fix shit yourself and I fix shit myself, it is a good net positive. When somebody cooks and cleans and takes care of other business, then that's good for the person that's fixing shit. What you don't want is two people that do plumbing and no people that cook. Or two people that cook and zero people that do plumbing. Or in the case of Jim and Chris Carolla, two people who do nothing. They don't cook or do plumbing. They just sit there looking at the other person going, how about you cook something? How about you do some plumbing? All right, well, forget that Mexican standoff at the Corolla house. I'm not going to do anything. All right, well, I'm not doing anything either. Now, my caveat, if I was married to Halle Berry, would be, you do not have to cook. I will plumb. You don't have to cook and you don't have to clean. You just keep making that $17.7 million a year, and we'll just break off some of that money and we'll give it over to grubhub and Maids R Us. You see what I'm saying? Like the part David Justice. That was David Justice. World Series from the Braves and the Yankees. The part he was leaving out is the part where she makes several million dollars a year. Yeah, see, that means Michael Jackson didn't know how to do plumbing. But what he did know how to do is make billions of dollars, moonwalk, and then get. You hire a plumber, beat charges, right? So my thing is buy the Beatles discography. I think cooking is good, whatever tax bracket you're in as a woman and not bad as a man. And I think plumbing. Look, I'm in a high tax bracket, and most of the time on a Saturday, when I announce I'm going to fix that fucking shower valve, somebody says, why not just get that guy to do it? And you pay him.
Unknown
Michael Jackson.
Adam Carolla
He's with the Michael Jackson. The valve's fixed. I don't. I usually do it myself. Cause I like to. There's something in it. There's something in it. You know, it's like I'm prepping this race car back here to go for a race. There's something in it for me. I like it. There's something. There's something in it. So David justice is falling short here because she's making. Well, what did Halle Berry make In the later 90s or the mid-90s when.
Unknown
They were married 97, they got divorced. So it'll be about that era. I think that was the Monsters Ball era of her career. She was also won an Oscar around then.
Adam Carolla
She won an Oscar in 2002. That was monsters ball. Her career peak is 2001 to 2004. So their marriage was completely dissolved at that point. But she's still earning. Listen, if you want to fucking make millions of dollars a year, then good. So he doesn't have a complaint because he's talking like he's talking about a stay at home mom.
Unknown
Talking about that he was a young guy. The headline got all juicy. But the reality of the situation was he was saying he was kind of dopey and young at the other.
Adam Carolla
Okay, the other thing. I don't like her. I'm not defending her, even though I'm defending her. But Halle Berry has a very unique genetic hand that has been dealt to her, which makes her look good in her underpants at age 57. And she likes to take all these fucking videos where she walks around and like the towel falls off and you see her ass walking away and then they ends up on tmz. And then everyone goes, oh my God, she looks so good at 50. It's all fucking genetics. It's just genetics. There are women that just look good at 60. Fucking genetics. They look better 25, but they still look the gin. Her genetics are so strong that she looks fucking good in her late 50s.
Unknown
But I'd prefer swordfish, Halle Bear.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. Oh, yeah, and I'll take swordfish. John Travolta, while you're with Mary Gal.
Unknown
Give me a massage.
Adam Carolla
All right, what else you got?
Unknown
Oh, next up, Gina Carano settles her lawsuit with Disney and Lucasfilm over her firing from the Mandalorian.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. So one more time, everybody. I hate our litigious society. I hate it. I believe it's wildly destructive. I bought my first house in 96. I signed a document. It was probably five and a half, six pages. I bought a house not too long ago. I signed 165 pages back there. It's 165. It's one big fucking lawyer. Bullshit. There's 10 pages just on you being discriminated against in California because of the color of your skin or what? It's fucking lawyer. Nobody blames the lawyers, the litigious nature has fucking destroyed this state. Especially the California employment, stuff like that. It's horrible. I hate it. That being said, it's the only thing that'll stop these people. You're not allowed just to fire employees willy nilly because you disagree with their politics. And that's what happened to Gina Crown. They always drum up something. She didn't do anything. They disagree with her politics. They were super fucking woke. And they were so fucking high on their own supply five or six years ago that they just thought they could cancel anybody or do anything. You don't get vaccinated. You're out of the Army. Don't get vaccinated. No more firemen for you. Don't get vaccinated. Don't bother showing up to your factory job on Monday. Don't say what we want you to say. Fired from every fucking platform in Hollywood, Netflix, Disney, they're so fucking high on their own supply. Which, by the way, is why you can't let these guys get into power. Because it becomes very clear to me what happens when they think they're in charge. Gavin Newsom, L.A. california Covid. How about you shut the beaches? How about I shut that restaurant? How about you shut outdoor dining? How about you shut every school? Guess who's in charge, bitch. And if you wanna argue with me, you can find me at the French Laundry with my friends drinking expensive wine. Well, you motherfuckers are shut down. So I don't want them to have power because I don't trust them. But there was a time when they just fucking thought they could say or do anything they wanted because they do with impunity. Because they were in charge and they had such a grip on the business that it's like, what the fuck you gonna do? I'm going to the beach to go paddleboarding. Good. You're gonna be arrested. How do you like that shit? Okay, well, that was then, bitches, and this is now. And you guys fucking failed. And now you're getting sued. And next time you think about canceling someone because they disagree with your retarded policies, well, then maybe one of the attorneys who works for you will tap you on the shoulder and go, that's a bad idea. So I hope she fucking fleeced those douchebags.
Unknown
As your attorney, I advise against it.
Adam Carolla
That's right.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Unknown
Yes.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. It doesn't say how much she got, but how much did she get?
Unknown
I don't believe that. This article from Rolling Stone does not give that information. I'm assuming that with the NDA?
Adam Carolla
Oh, yeah, no, it's not disclosed, but it's not. Nothing. Right. And it's basically a sort of earning potential. And then it's basically like saying, if you're a janitor, let's just say. Let's just say you're a 61 year old janitor. Right. And I fire you. All right? And then you lawyer up. Well, basically what? You go. You go, look, this guy was making $46,000 a year. He was going to work for another six, seven years, and you. You deprived him of that. So let's do 46 times 5, and then we'll tack on a little extra. But you're limited, you know what I'm saying?
Unknown
Yeah. For the next 10 years, whatever. So if I, like, get out of here and tweet from the river to the scene and then you fire me, I could sue you for literally $700.
Adam Carolla
Well, what we're gonna do. Yes, we're gonna go, what is your earning potential, Mr. Mayhem?
Unknown
I said $700.
Adam Carolla
There you go. You're no longer in the UFC and you do not have a college degree and you have a lengthy prison background. So, yes, here's $700. But if you're an actor or an actress and you're coming into your prime and you're involved with a successful show, and then you start going, what about the endorsements that would have come off of that? Or, I'm a professional athlete. It was in my prime.
Unknown
I was this close to Nike when you fired me out of Corolla.
Adam Carolla
Right. Then you make an argument of all this earning potential and being sidelined and having your.
Unknown
So I just have to have a contract on deck that says $10 million.
Adam Carolla
Right. Otherwise, you're being besmirched, and businesses ran from you, companies ran from you because your name had been tarnished, and so on and so forth. Well, now someone's cutting a check. That's what I'm saying. So she got paid. She said in the statement that the deal is the best outcome for all involved. Yeah.
Unknown
Anyway, I'll have her on my podcast and say, blink for how many millions?
Adam Carolla
It doesn't blink for million. I'm guessing 7.7. Disney's got pretty deep pockets.
Unknown
Definitely.
Adam Carolla
So it just can't be under 5 million. No, no, definitely not. All right, Rick Caruso, finally, this guy's got some ideas from the vlog. And you can go check out the Adam Carollo vlog with Rick Caruso, the man who should have been mayor. But there's more he'll talk about it. We'll talk to him. This is lifted from the vlog. Just done out at one of his facilities. And we'll do that right after this. Morgan and Morgan don't you know. Well, let's get real for a minute. Everyone talks about summer being sunshine and backyard barbecues, but you know as well as I do summer is also prime time for accidents. That's right. Little slip and fall by the pool. Maybe got rear ended on the way to the beach. That's why you need to know about Morgan and Morgan. These guys are good guys. Well, you see their commercials everywhere. They're big and they're big for a reason, because they get results. They brought in more than 25 billion. That's billion with a B for clients just like you. I'm talking real stories. I mean, one Guy got offered 500 grand for his injury, ended up with $29 million thanks to Morgan and Morgan. And that's why they're America's largest injury law firm. It's Morgan and Morgan.
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Rick Caruso
Adam.
Adam Carolla
In the Palisades, there's only one establishment that really didn't burn, and that was Rick Caruso's place. It's several acres retail space for people who don't know who Rick Caruso is. He's a great developer. And so basically, in a city full of garbage, full of crime, you walk into one of Caruso's places, the Grove or the Americana in Glendale, and it's safe, it's clean, you want to bring your kids. And my whole thing is, why doesn't he just take that and apply it to all of la? As you can see, it's destruction for as far as the eye can see. But Rick Caruso's village remains intact because he knows what he's doing and he planned in advance. All right, so I'm here with Rick Caruso. Rick, developer, commercial builder. This close to becoming the mayor of Los Angeles. A few years ago, that would have been a dream for me. Philanthropist, entrepreneur. So this project we're talking about here, this is the Rec center.
Rick Caruso
Yeah, Pali Rec Center.
Adam Carolla
The Pali Rec Center. And this structure seems to be intact. But this is going to come down according to the new plan, right?
Rick Caruso
Yeah. So, Adam, what we're doing with a group of designers and LA landscape architects and engineers is we're reimagining the whole park. We have an opportunity to do that now. The other gym did burn down and that's already been cleared. This has a lot of smoke damage on the inside. And so there's really a great opportunity out here to create something really special for the next hundred years. And that's what we're doing.
Adam Carolla
This is going to be leveled to the ground. This is a building from the 30s, the 40s, probably.
Rick Caruso
The 40s. 50s.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, 40s, 50s.
Rick Caruso
Pretty tired.
Adam Carolla
And we're just going to use this as an opportunity to start with a fresh sheet of paper and just reimagine this whole place. And then how's it funded?
Rick Caruso
We're going to go raise private funds, and we started that already. So this is all being done through Steadfast, the nonprofit that I started. And 100% of the dollars that go into Steadfast go right back into the communities here, Malibu and Altadena.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. What do you make of stuff? Like they had that big hundred million dollar concert that raised all the money for the victims to the fires and no one knows where the money went.
Rick Caruso
Listen, no good deed goes unpunished sometimes, right? I think the money went to a lot of really great places.
Adam Carolla
Oh, you do?
Rick Caruso
I do, I do. I feel pretty strongly that everybody involved, and I was involved with that too, was making sure the money got out to organizations that were bringing it back into the community. But we're being very, very mindful to make sure that everything goes back into these communities. And the park really represents the same opportunity. And all of these communities, everything should get rebuilt with innovation, today's technology, the best thinking, the best designers, the best architects. And let's move forward and recreate something really special for these communities.
Adam Carolla
And just as a general process for you, because I come from a background of building, and as a builder, you're always in a hurry and it's a mentality. And you could see it when Trump was doing the presser and he had Karen Bass and he's like, let's go tonight. We do it tonight, right? Karen. Brad's like, slow, slow it down. Trump's like, tonight. Because that's really. I'm seeing a commercial builder who's always in a hurry because it's always, we cannot get the steel guys going until the foundation guys are done. And we can't get the windows in until the steel guys are done. And everything's just this process versus a group that is used to sort of having a process and slowing everyone's roll and everything like that. So for you, it's gotta be frustrating dealing with that process, I'm guessing, but you want to streamline the process. And I don't know how the permitting is going with all the Palisades rebuilding. I know there's some AI talk.
Rick Caruso
Well, we just did the AI. We developed the AI through Steadfast and we gave it to the city and the county and they're adopting it. So that's going to cut months out of plan check. So that's a good thing. But here's the basic premise. You've got to have private enterprise working along government. This disaster is too big. They do not have a sense of urgency or innovation. And we've been pushing them, and that's fine. And we're going to continue to push them. And as I've said to our team, we're going to walk with the elected officials. We're going to walk around the elected officials or through them, but we're going. And this park is a good example. We are going lightning speed. I've given the team until the beginning of January to be under construction. It's a very aggressive schedule to get it drawn, designed, engineered and built. And I want to get it opened by next summer.
Adam Carolla
That is ambitious in terms of building techniques for all the rebuild. There's a little bit of rebuilding going on in the Palisades. I haven't Seen any in Malibu. For some reason, there's some framing going up in the Palisades. It's pretty few and far between, but the few structures I'm seeing are stick frame with half inch sheathing and shear wall. Everything else plywood. It's all wood.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And I'm guessing they're going to do something with the rafter tails and the eaves and the roofing and the, you know, the siding and stuff, the venting and that kind of stuff. Where do you come down on that? Are you for a traditional framed home that then takes into account fire or are you more of a concrete or steel or, you know, completely nothing combustible in it?
Rick Caruso
I think you can accomplish it in a lot of different ways. I think you can have wood framing and then make sure you have your skin that's not combustible and make sure you're designing it to be fire protective like we did at the Village.
Adam Carolla
That's what you did at the Village?
Rick Caruso
That's what we did at the Village and it withstood it. But you know, listen, we had a lot of resources going into the village because you're building in a fire area and this area probably won't have a fire for decades, but nonetheless it will have a fire again down the road. And so everybody should be building and being mindful of that.
Adam Carolla
Did you have your own fire department at the Village?
Rick Caruso
We did. We had a private fire department, private water tanks and we had retardant. And that was all part of the plan that was developed years before the fire hit.
Adam Carolla
How many years?
Rick Caruso
Oh, as we were building it six.
Adam Carolla
Years ago, were you thinking that whatever was in place that the city and the county was providing would be inadequate or is it just over protection? Protective measure?
Rick Caruso
It is just good planning and being smart and protecting your assets. And we live by a model. What's predictable is preventable. We're in a fire zone. And we also know that if there is a fire, the resources of the city should be going to the residential. That's the first priority. So we want to be able to take care of ourselves and not take away resources that would help the neighborhood. Now, as it turns out, we were loaning our resources, resources to LA fire because they were so short of equipment and we were able to save the whole block around us in addition to our property.
Adam Carolla
Well, I know we're going to go tour that property and I'm looking forward to it because if you go up on the hill behind the village, it pretty much just looks like, you know, Dresden in 1944, except for the village, which is unharmed. So you see this moonscape of destruction as far as the eye can see in every direction, and right in the middle of it is this oasis of unmolested buildings. And you have to get up and get behind it to really get perspective for it. But it's. It's quite astounding.
Rick Caruso
It does prove the point, though, that most of this area could have been saved had the city been properly prepared for it.
Adam Carolla
Well, you know, that's what I would say to a lot of people who were defending and so saying, hey, come on, what are you going to do? There's nothing you can do. I would say, look, I used to do earthquake rehab work. We know there's going to be an earthquake. When we get a 7.2, there's some damage. When Honduras gets a 7.2, it's level, it's devastation. Because we understand there's going to be an earthquake and we build for it. And we don't go, how can you stop an earthquake? We go, there's going to be an earthquake and we're going to build for it. And we build for it, we mitigate quite a bit.
Rick Caruso
Well, that's the premise of if it's predictable, it's preventable. You plan for it. Absolutely. But there were no plans in anticipation of this windstorm coming in. It was clear now the fire department didn't pre deploy. If it had pre deployed, they could have put the fire out early. The water tanks being empty, 40 years of vegetation that had never been managed properly, that became rocket fuel. And then on top of it, running out of water. You never run out of water. That's an unthinkable thing. So mistakes, misjudgments, mismanagement, incompetence at many, many levels.
Adam Carolla
That sounds like L. A, you know, the greatest thing you said, and I may screw this number up, but when you were running for mayor, you said, Day one, I'm going to hire 5,000 sanitation workers and we're going to clean up this trashy city. And I was like, that guy's got my vote. Because I marvel at how much junk and graffiti, like, it's dirty, L.A. california. Shouldn't be dirty.
Rick Caruso
No, it shouldn't be.
Adam Carolla
We're supposed to be the sequoias and the vistas and the ocean. We're not supposed to be trashy. And it kind of drives me.
Rick Caruso
Well, we lost our priorities. I think the problem is we lost our priorities and not having the fire department fully funded and properly funded, which I Did point out in my campaign how unfunded it was has resulted in hundreds of thousands of people being impacted. So these decisions have real life consequences. In addition to 30 people dying.
Adam Carolla
Do you believe that there's going to be accountability at the ballot box? Are the people behind this irresponsible and reckless neglect? Are they just going to be voted in for perpetuity? Or do you think this is the bottom that people sort of talk about with some new regime change?
Rick Caruso
I hope that there's a rethinking of what's important for elected officials, namely competence and a history of experience that would say this person has the ability to execute this job. We need to align elected officials with the job responsibilities if we really want this city or any part of this country to be effective and take care of people and give people an opportunity to be safe and to build their business and have their families and live in peace. So those are just basic things, but it's going to take competent leadership to do it.
Adam Carolla
Do you have any plans of being part of that competent leadership?
Rick Caruso
I'm thinking about it. Haven't made a decision yet.
Adam Carolla
Basically, with you and Karen Bass, we got to sort of crossroads and we're like, do we want to keep going down the good vibes road, or do we want a pragmatic boots on the ground experience? Private sector build a road. And we were just, eh. We like the way it feels to vote for Karen Bass. Then everything burned down. Look, you can talk good vibes all you want. There's got to be water in the reservoirs. We gotta have a fire department that's capable of dealing with this. We don't want to live amongst homeless and garbage. Like, I just feel like we've finally been shaken into waking up and being a little bit more pragmatic. And I think you would win if you took another stab at the mayoral run.
Rick Caruso
Okay?
Adam Carolla
And I would like to be. I would like to be your traffic czar, because I got.
Rick Caruso
What does that mean?
Adam Carolla
I got traffic thoughts. I've got a lot of traffic related thoughts. We do not have a traffic czar. We have the worst traffic in the world. And there's nobody with the title traffic czar, all right? Until now.
Rick Caruso
It's all yours. You got it?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. And I have other thoughts.
Rick Caruso
I'm ready for it.
Adam Carolla
Listen, I need to get in charge of those electronic freeway signs. I need my hands on those, okay? That's. I'm gonna change this city. I'm gonna change this place for the best.
Rick Caruso
See, life is coming back.
Adam Carolla
I know how about that. I know.
Rick Caruso
Oh, Adam, come here. Let's just walk around this way, just for fun. There you go.
Adam Carolla
So they rebuilt this lickety split for the kids, and they put a giant fire truck there.
Rick Caruso
Well, and multiple ones, and an ambulance. It has definitely caused a lot of consternation of the community. I think the city now has realized that, and they're trying to figure out how to change it out.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, I think they call it tone deaf is what. But also the thing that I'm always interested in life about is it's not one guy who went rogue and said, I'm gonna put a fire truck here. It had to go through a committee. It had to pass through multiple levels. People had to stamp it. Like, I felt that way when UPS came up with the slogan, what can brown do for you? Somebody should have raised their hand and went, I don't think we should be saying this, but how many people had to sign off before they launched the campaign?
Rick Caruso
A lot of people said, hey, this is a good idea.
Adam Carolla
Well, if they didn't endorse it, they certainly had to at least look the other way while the fire truck motif was okayed through their office. So, yeah, that is a very LA thing. Sad, but at least it's kind of funny. Are they now. What do they do? They're going to try to take them.
Rick Caruso
Apart, and I heard they're going to try to change the. The imagery here. They're working on that. I don't know what that takes, but I'm sure the city has a process to do that.
Adam Carolla
I'm sure it's gonna cost us, the taxpayers, money, a few months. Wow, that is funny. Yeah. This is an old.
Rick Caruso
It's an old, old building.
Adam Carolla
When are they going to demo it?
Rick Caruso
We'll demo it when we start construction at the beginning of the year. I mean, one of the challenges we've had is even on this park, we said, please don't rebuild it yet. The playset, it was a million dollars.
Adam Carolla
Believe it or not, to rebuild this.
Rick Caruso
And I said, we're going to have to move all of it or tear it down.
Adam Carolla
Right, right, right, right.
Rick Caruso
It's not like there's a lot of people living here yet.
Adam Carolla
Right. So you said to the city, hold off.
Rick Caruso
Saved a million bucks. Bucks. Let's reinvest it in the broader project. But, you know, they chose, for whatever reason, I know it was in the best of spirits to get people, allow kids to come back and play and.
Adam Carolla
Whatnot, but now you gotta be thoughtful.
Rick Caruso
About how you're using money Well, I.
Adam Carolla
Think that's another part of your commercial building process and any building process. There's just a lot of. Well, no, no, no. Paint the room and then put the carpet in. Don't put the carpet down and then paint. We're going to have. We're going to mess up the carpet sequence. There's a sequence of everything. And I noticed the sand pit was an empty aqueduct. I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't like that motif either. So we just get rid of this.
Rick Caruso
I think this goes.
Adam Carolla
This all going to go and then this goes.
Rick Caruso
Can't make this stuff up.
Adam Carolla
You cannot.
Rick Caruso
I just want to check this out. Hey, guys, how you doing? It's probably like your kids, you know, my kids played in these and I remember there's no room. I remember my. One of my sons sliding and hitting his head into the wall as he was trying to go for a shot. They were just. So the new gym and that's why we want to redo everything.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Rick Caruso
Got a little bigger double sided gyms, a lot more flexibility for more sports.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, that would be nice. Yeah, I know. Yeah. When they have to put padding on stuff, it's a sign that there's not enough room. Like a goal post from the 70s.
Rick Caruso
All right, we heading to the village?
Adam Carolla
Is that the plan? I'll go walk around the village and tell us all about it.
Rick Caruso
Just to give you a little context of what we're doing out here. None of our buildings burnt down. How many buildings, how many individual buildings, Greg, do we have out here? 51.
Adam Carolla
51 businesses?
Rick Caruso
Yeah. So what we're doing now is we had some scorching at the end of the block here. You can walk up and see where the homes are that's being cleaned off. But you notice the way the venting is, the materials, everything is non combustible out here. And it held up brilliantly along with obviously the efforts of the firefighters. But even what was non combustible on that side of the street, we saved. So that whole block we saved along.
Adam Carolla
With all the block down with your fire team and equipment and obviously the. The place directly across that one, we.
Rick Caruso
Didn'T, we weren't able to. But what we're doing now, we're going above and beyond sort of a call of duty and what science demands and we're gutting each space out on the inside down to the studs and then we're treating the studs and then we're rebuilding. So we don't want anybody to have any concern when they come back to the village, play in the park, go to a restaurant, go shopping if there's any kind of toxic contamination, health risk at all. So all of the residential that we have here, the apartments are going down to. The studs are already down. We can walk into a space.
Adam Carolla
Sure, I'd love to. I'd love to see it.
Rick Caruso
And then all the dirt's coming out.
Adam Carolla
All the soil.
Rick Caruso
All the soil's coming out. Just soil even? Yep.
Adam Carolla
If it's unmolested.
Rick Caruso
Yep. But, you know, it's the right thing to do because we want to assure everybody that this is a safe place to be.
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Adam Carolla
You know, it's. I hear, oh, you have your own fire department, but I don't really exactly know what that means in that you have your own firehouse. Do you have your own trucks?
Rick Caruso
They're by contract.
Adam Carolla
And are they present all the time?
Rick Caruso
No. You call them in. So they're under contract.
Adam Carolla
They're under contract.
Rick Caruso
You call them in. These are private firefighters. Now, the interesting thing is 40% of the wildfires in the United States are fought by private firefighters. So there's a whole industry of private firefighters, and we contract with them and they're on standby, like, for here. When the fire warnings came out that there was going to be winds, these catastrophic winds, our team mobilized, called in the private firefighters, and we were staged out here two days before the winds.
Adam Carolla
Two days before. They're out here with equipment and fire trucks, manpower.
Rick Caruso
I think there was about 40 or 50 firefighters, water trucks and retardant trucks.
Adam Carolla
And they're here two days before. And Karen Bass is in Ghana two days before, planning, always planning, with a lot of ceremonial garb on, but always still her heart fighting fires back in la. So these guys just come in and, you know, work shifts, or you put them up in hotels and stuff. They live here? Yeah, they like bivouac here. And two days before. And then they're ready, like, literally putting a perimeter on this place.
Rick Caruso
So when the fire was getting closer, then the retardants went on. The buildings get sprayed down.
Adam Carolla
Right?
Rick Caruso
Right. Oh, so there's a whole sequence.
Adam Carolla
Right. Because the retardants aren't going to stay there forever. The wind's 89,000 miles an hour. So as the fire gets closer, you go, first thing, we're going to lay down the retardant on the roofs of the buildings.
Rick Caruso
Roofs on the sides of the buildings.
Adam Carolla
Right. And then we'll man the hoses and the trucks and. Do you have water here or is it trucks?
Rick Caruso
We had trucks.
Adam Carolla
The tanker trucks.
Rick Caruso
We have tanker trucks.
Adam Carolla
All right. When you go around this place, as previously stated, it is just literally scorched earth in every direction. And then this looks brand new, but. Yeah, show me what you're thinking about doing.
Rick Caruso
It's so eerie because literally everything is stopped in time on January 7th. So some of these retailers haven't started even removing their product yet, which they will. We're closed due to fire. So that was put up January 7th.
Adam Carolla
My house had the Christmas tree up for six months.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
That's the sort of eerie tableau is seeing. As I drive down Sunset the other day, I see some Christmas trees out in the street in the middle of July.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
So they're just getting back and cleaning their place up.
Rick Caruso
Still Christmas lights on homes, right?
Adam Carolla
Yeah. This is.
Rick Caruso
So all these retailers are coming back. They'll all rebuild to the same standard, getting it down to the studs, treating.
Adam Carolla
The wood, metal stud Maybe in some.
Rick Caruso
Of this occasion, some of the TI's. As you know, being a builder, we've taken out about 18 inches of dirt.
Adam Carolla
Oh, so you're doing like a remediation with the soil?
Rick Caruso
Yep.
Adam Carolla
Thank you.
Rick Caruso
So being a fellow builder, you would understand sort of how odd this feels.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Rick Caruso
We've built something.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
We're now taking it apart.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
And then we're rebuilding it. So every INC interior space in the village is going down to this level.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
And then this all gets treated with a certain chemical by environmental engineers, and then the drywall goes back on and the improvements get rebuilt.
Adam Carolla
So you have these web joists, I guess I might call them, this engineered stuff. Build the steel, hang the joist hangers off the steel, put a wood plate on top of the steel so you can get nailing for that. Then joist hangers, then web joists, then shear, then plywood sheathing on top. This gets all brought down and exposed, treated, and then recovered with drywall. We're on a slab. Looks like a polished slab.
Rick Caruso
All the flooring was removed.
Adam Carolla
Oh. Oh, this is.
Rick Caruso
This is raw concrete.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, but it's weird. It looked like it got.
Rick Caruso
You can see the polished.
Adam Carolla
You can see the aggregate probably got scrubbed.
Rick Caruso
We scrubbed it to get any kind of remnant of ash off the property.
Adam Carolla
And are we. Where are we in retail space here?
Rick Caruso
This was a restaurant. It will come back out as a restaurant.
Adam Carolla
Oh, okay. And you're shooting for when it'll reopen?
Rick Caruso
Next summer.
Adam Carolla
Next summer. Okay, so about a year.
Rick Caruso
Yeah, because we want to. I want to reopen when the schools are reopened. We're going to get the park reopened. We're working to get all these street improvements. We're going to put in with our own capital on both sides of the street to beautify the area and reopen with a very clear message. The Palisades is back.
Adam Carolla
Do you have any explanation for Malibu? Like, I'm. I'm off pch and I've. I drive that thing every day, and there's zero building. I. I don't see a pile. I don't see. You know, they do the lumber dump. You know, there's no. There's no lumber. There's nobody shooting elevations. There's no. There's just no footings being dug. Like, I don't. There's no concrete trucks. I just. It's just bare and no movement. And I'm like, you know, we're seven months in now. What. What's go. What's going on?
Rick Caruso
We've been out There in Malibu, we gave them the AI model so they can process the Planck check queries so they have the benefit of what we created. And we're always out there, you know, to support them. We lost a home in Malibu also. Most of our neighbors out of Malibu have sold. They're not rebuilding. So I think part of this process is people are just trying to decide what to do.
Adam Carolla
And all the lots that are for sale around here in the Palisades, you know, there's a lot of conspiracy theories and there's a lot of like, oh, Newsom wants to build low cost housing. There's a lot of these things are being gathered up by blackrock. You know, I don't know what. I don't know. You're saying there's. There's people that are just saying, look, I'm old enough, I can't go through this process again. And so I'm just going to move to Arizona and I'll just sell my lot. And then there's others that are going to rebuild. Right.
Rick Caruso
I think the rebuilding could certainly go quicker if we cut more of the red tape, but there is some momentum. We're putting together a building alliance, we being steadfast. And that's a bunch of builders who are all going to have pre approved plans, designs to make it very easy for homeowners to build, to start getting some, you know, you got to get that flywheel going. Right. And a big part of this, Adam, and why the village is important, is it gives people hope that they are coming back. So if they rebuild, there's going to be more here than just their home. They have a sense of community.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, well, that was the whole thing about my place miraculously did not burn in a sea of destruction, but somehow it made it. But you don't want to go back when none of the restaurants are open and the roads are blocked and the laundromats closed. Actually, no one uses a laundromat. Fluff and fold.
Rick Caruso
You're aging yourself.
Adam Carolla
Fluff and fold. Fluff and fold. Dry cleaner. Oh, sorry. The masseuse is not there and I can't get a good cuticle push. All right, so that's what I meant to say.
Rick Caruso
I don't even know what a cuticle push is. But don't. I don't need to know.
Adam Carolla
It's okay. You Hollywood.
Rick Caruso
I'll live without it. I'll live without knowing.
Adam Carolla
When you get a pedicure, they give you.
Rick Caruso
I don't want to know.
Adam Carolla
When you get a. I'm getting a Pedicure.
Rick Caruso
I don't want to know.
Adam Carolla
You're getting a pedicure. I'm going to be the pedicure star. Traffic and pedicures, traffic and pedicures. And I'm going to demand we get a damn Hungarian restaurant somewhere in this city. I love Hungarian food.
Rick Caruso
That's why I got to get some fresh air.
Adam Carolla
Let's get some fresh air. So the fire all the way up to just the whole. The whole perimeter.
Rick Caruso
Right. This is all the Alphabet Street. So all of this is gone as far as the eye can see. All the homes are destroyed all the way up to the Chautauqua rim.
Adam Carolla
Yeah, right.
Rick Caruso
All the way up the hill.
Adam Carolla
So your guys would have been. And obviously it's a metal roof here. Slate roof. Yeah, probably composite slate roof, but still looks like a slate roof. Fire rated.
Rick Caruso
And you notice you don't see any side vents in any of the buildings.
Adam Carolla
Right, right.
Rick Caruso
So that's what people have to really think about as they're rebuilding.
Adam Carolla
Now the biggest problem, or one of the bigger problems was, you know, the attic and the dormers and everything up there, the eaves, they're vented. You have to vent your roof and the stuff gets sucked into the vent. And now all of a sudden, instead of trying to. Instead of embers hitting stucco and glass and sheet metal, they're now inside of the framed attic.
Rick Caruso
Most of the home is burned from the inside out.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
Even up at my. I've got an office up here. And one of the important things of the fire crew that we had out here, they stayed out here for a couple of weeks because a lot of the buildings in the Palisades burned down days after the fire was out.
Adam Carolla
Oh, really?
Rick Caruso
Because embers were caught in the buildings and nobody knew it.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
So even on my. You can see where that area is torn off up there. There was an ember embedded in there that didn't show itself until about four days later, really. It started smoking. The team ran to it, pulled off the siding and got it out.
Adam Carolla
During these fires, where are you physically. Like you're not holding a hose, but you're obviously monitoring this pretty clearly. Right.
Rick Caruso
We had a scene, senior executive that was in the city and county command post with fire and police, and I was on the phone with him hourly. We were evacuated also. We live in Brentwood. We were also evacuated.
Adam Carolla
Oh, okay.
Rick Caruso
We weren't in the area, but we were very close communication. And frankly, our mission was do whatever we have to do to protect our property and everybody around us. And that's what we tried to do.
Adam Carolla
So you guys are setting up a perimeter, you're putting the fire retardant material down. And you know, stuff like this is, I'm assuming, would have been vulnerable if the flames got close enough.
Rick Caruso
But here's a real life example. My daughter's house, we had fire retardant that we put on it. The problem was they ran out of water. And so that's when I got the call late that night around 9:30 that night that my daughter's home's on fire because literally the firefighters were, were out there and it just ran out.
Adam Carolla
So you had your guys go to your daughter and she's how far from here?
Rick Caruso
Oh, three blocks.
Adam Carolla
Oh, three blocks. Okay. She was, her home was three blocks from here. Is she going to rebuild? Yeah.
Rick Caruso
So retardant alone doesn't do it, you know. Right. You have to have the retardant, you have to have the water. All of these things have, have to be played out together.
Adam Carolla
You have to work in union together. And especially I would imagine, retardant with 100 mph winds, not going to last forever.
Rick Caruso
Right.
Adam Carolla
Let's go yell at these guys. You want to do that? I. I remember when you're on a construction site, some guy come up, go, we got dime holding up a dollar here. Let's go now.
Rick Caruso
Let's let you do that. I'm going to let you do that.
Adam Carolla
This guy's been eyeballing me the entire time, so I want him out.
Rick Caruso
He's going to put you in that vault that, that holds the Christmas tree. So we're actually going to celebrate Christmas out here. Even though we won't be open. We're going to do our annual manure lighting and we're doing our annual tree lighting out here.
Adam Carolla
You got. You built a concrete pad four feet deep so you could mount a giant Christmas tree on it?
Rick Caruso
Yes, sir. That's what we do.
Adam Carolla
That is awesome.
Rick Caruso
You should see the size of the one at the Grove for that tree. That tree is 125ft. This tree is only about 50ft.
Adam Carolla
Where do you get them?
Rick Caruso
And fortunately, the tree came down two days before.
Adam Carolla
Right, Right. Because that could have been an issue. Right. But that is interesting.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
How.
Rick Caruso
And the whole building could have gone from that point.
Adam Carolla
That ember you say was around four days after the fire? Right.
Rick Caruso
And I was up here. I got back up here, they finally let me back in and that thing just took off. I was out here watching it and saw the team scramble.
Adam Carolla
Well, you know, you're a Testament to operation.
Rick Caruso
Let's go look across the street real quick.
Adam Carolla
Let's do that.
Rick Caruso
Then we can let you go.
Adam Carolla
Seriously, I want that guy fired.
Rick Caruso
These are the guys that can do it.
Adam Carolla
That's why I'm talking to them. I know you don't want to get your hands dirty.
Rick Caruso
I'm nice to everybody.
Adam Carolla
Yeah. In front of the camera, behind the camera, It's a whole new Rick. A whole different Rick.
Rick Caruso
Kevin. Aren't I a puppy dog on a job site?
Adam Carolla
Well, he's scared he's going to get fired.
Rick Caruso
Aren't I a puppy dog on the job site? He said off camera, I'm not a puppy dog. Thank you.
Adam Carolla
Well, you just kept your job. You just kept your job.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
This is really impressive.
Rick Caruso
Isn't it wild? It's so. It's. It's actually tough to get my head around because it's still so heartbreaking when you come up here or Malibu, any of these places.
Adam Carolla
That guy back there, Mike, he paid you the ultimate compliment in a quiet way, which is we did a thing at the Sagebrush Cantina a week ago or something, and he got there before me, and he walked across the street and he said, you know, across the street there's this magnificent mall with beautiful. It's beautiful. He goes, I'll bet that's Rick Caruso's place because it looks so good. And he didn't know it was your place, and I didn't know it was your place either. He just said, I've seen the way it's laid out. It's definitely a Caruso place. And I thought, that's.
Rick Caruso
That.
Adam Carolla
Those are the best kind of compliments, right?
Rick Caruso
Absolutely. So we were able to save all of this and all the way down the block. And the beauty of that is that this now is the heart of the downtown that gets rebuilt.
Adam Carolla
Right. How do you decide when it's time to allocate, you know, your guys to someone else's stuff?
Rick Caruso
It's when resources were available, and fortunately, we had enough equipment. Listen, our guys. The guy that heads it up, a guy named Banyan Hutter, he over plans to for everything. So he had a lot of equipment up here and we put it to good use.
Adam Carolla
Is it a. You know, not to get too granular, but does the insurance. Is it much easier to get insured when you have a fire department on? So some of it's not all just. I'm going to put out a bunch of money and, you know, see if I'll ever use it.
Rick Caruso
Smart business.
Adam Carolla
It's Business smart business. So. So it's better to have a fire department on retainer.
Rick Caruso
That's right. Because when we go back out for reinsurance, which we just did what we tell the insurance companies and they acknowledge it, we are a good risk.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
We manage the downside to our properties, whether it's earthquake, whether it's flood, whether it's fire.
Adam Carolla
And does it work in such a way when you have a fire department on retainer that you know, obviously during certain months or rainy season or something like that, you pay them less and you pay them more on during the summer months or is it just a flat rate? It's a flat rate for the year.
Rick Caruso
Yeah.
Adam Carolla
And ultimately they're on call. You save more in insurance than you would on their flat rate.
Rick Caruso
We saved hundreds of millions of dollars.
Adam Carolla
Yeah.
Rick Caruso
Is what we saved. And we go to our insurance company and say, because we were prepared, we saved you hundreds of millions of dollars and you didn't have to pay out.
Adam Carolla
Right.
Rick Caruso
And they acknowledge it.
Adam Carolla
So now if we could just get the city of LA to think pragmatically like Rick Caruso. When is the next election? Oh, is it?
Rick Caruso
Hey, guys.
Adam Carolla
I think they're saying hi to me. Rick.
Rick Caruso
I didn't hear Adam. Did anybody hear the word Adam? I didn't hear the word Adam.
Adam Carolla
I heard Caruso. But a lot of those guys are opera fans.
Rick Caruso
I pay those guys a lot to go around and do that. They're part of a fire team.
Adam Carolla
It's all part of the puppy dog image he works so hard to maintain while the cameras are rolling. So June. So I would lessen a year way. Yeah. Let's see here. Well, all right. Cuticle czar.
Rick Caruso
Yep.
Adam Carolla
Traffic czar.
Rick Caruso
Hungarian restaurant.
Adam Carolla
I want input on that. I'm not saying I need to be the czar of goulash, but I want some input, that's all.
Rick Caruso
Everybody's gonna have great looking cuticles in.
Adam Carolla
The city of la and a pot full of chicken paprikash. Okay, thanks, Rick. That was so great to talk to you.
Rick Caruso
Thanks, Adam. Appreciate it.
Adam Carolla
Hey, if you want to hear me do stand up or watch me do stand up, you can go to AdamKroll.com Provost coming up, Torrance is coming up at the end of August. And also shout out to my lovely assistant Daphne. Her parents family owned business. They own a store, it's called Backyards in Style. And they sell spas and swim spas and patio furniture and they're real good people and they're out in Anaheim, California and they got a big sale going on and they're good family business so we're asking that you support them. Backyardsinstyle.com is where you go. And again, tell them I sent you and hot tubs and saunas, swim spas, all the stuff to make your backyard beautiful. So till next time, Adam Kroll from Mayhem and Rick Caruso saying mahalo.
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Podcast Summary: Adam Carolla Show – Episode Featuring Rick Caruso on Fighting Fires, Running for Mayor & Revamping the Palisades
Release Date: August 12, 2025
In this compelling episode of The Adam Carolla Show, host Adam Carolla sits down with Rick Caruso, a renowned real estate developer and former mayoral candidate for Los Angeles. The duo delves deep into pressing urban issues, focusing on disaster preparedness, community rebuilding, and leadership in addressing societal challenges. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and conclusions from their candid conversation.
[02:21] Adam introduces Rick Caruso, highlighting his expertise in real estate development and his potential candidacy for mayor of Los Angeles. The conversation sets the stage for discussing the recent fires in the Palisades and the strategies for rebuilding and preventing future disasters.
Adam begins by sharing his frustration over seemingly minor issues that reflect larger systemic problems. He uses the example of seed oils replacing tallow in cooking fats, drawing a parallel to how small oversights can have widespread negative consequences.
Notable Quote:
"When I complain about something small, it's a global thing. It affects the pollutants in the groundwater... into the kids."
— Adam Carolla [03:40]
Adam recounts personal stories to illustrate his point about lack of accountability:
Notable Quote:
"You put the tape on and just wipe around where the wiper is. Nope, tape on. I'm riding behind this woman on the freeway today. That tape is crusty."
— Adam Carolla [09:17]
Adam shifts the discussion to the rising homelessness problem in cities like San Diego and Austin. He shares uncomfortable encounters with homeless individuals exhibiting aggressive behavior, raising concerns about public safety and the effectiveness of current policies.
Notable Quote:
"When you look at a homeless guy like a 35-year-old spry individual who suddenly approaches you menacingly... it's hard to feel safe."
— Adam Carolla [25:21]
The conversation takes a critical turn as Adam and Rick discuss the Los Angeles City Council's handling of homelessness. They scrutinize the appointment of Dr. Drew Pinsky to a homelessness commission, questioning his qualifications and the council's competence in addressing the root causes of homelessness.
Notable Quote:
"The LA City Council has no expertise in sobriety or drugs or addiction medicine... they're a bunch of dumb yentas who don't know shit."
— Adam Carolla [30:28]
Rick Caruso provides an in-depth overview of his proactive measures in disaster preparedness:
Notable Quote:
"If it's predictable, it's preventable. We plan for it."
— Rick Caruso [72:55]
Rick elaborates on the integration of technology and private enterprise with government efforts:
Notable Quote:
"We have to have private enterprise working along government. This disaster is too big. They do not have a sense of urgency or innovation."
— Rick Caruso [68:39]
Adam and Rick discuss the qualities needed in leadership to transform Los Angeles:
Notable Quote:
"We need to align elected officials with the job responsibilities if we really want this city... to be effective and take care of people."
— Rick Caruso [75:23]
Rick provides a tour of the Palisades' reconstruction site, showcasing the meticulous efforts in restoring the community:
Notable Quote:
"We are gutting each space out on the inside down to the studs and then we're treating the studs and then rebuilding."
— Rick Caruso [81:50]
The episode wraps up with Adam expressing admiration for Rick's dedication and innovative approach. They discuss potential future collaborations and the importance of maintaining momentum in rebuilding efforts to restore hope and stability in the affected communities.
Notable Quote:
"I'm here with Rick Caruso... the man who should have been mayor. But there's more he'll talk about."
— Adam Carolla [64:54]
This episode offers listeners a profound exploration of urban resilience, leadership, and the intricate balance between private initiative and public responsibility. Through engaging dialogue and expert insights, Adam Carolla and Rick Caruso shed light on the path toward rebuilding and safeguarding communities against future challenges.