Rob Schneider Annihilates Fauci and Talks Norm Macdonald Documentary

Summary

Podcast Summary: Adam Carolla Show

Episode: Rob Schneider Annihilates Fauci and Talks Norm Macdonald Documentary
Date: March 16, 2026
Host: Adam Carolla
Guests: Rob Schneider, Rudy Pavich

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Overview

In this episode, Adam Carolla sits down for a lively, candid, and at times provocative conversation with comedian Rob Schneider. The two tackle a range of political and cultural topics—most notably Rob’s outspoken criticisms of Dr. Anthony Fauci and COVID-era policies, media hypocrisy, and the cultural double standards prevalent in American society. There’s also reflection on Schneider’s career, a discussion of the recent Norm Macdonald documentary (and Hollywood’s selective memory), and plenty of comedic chemistry and irreverence.

The episode includes a news segment led by Rudy Pavich, touching on Mexican-US relations, LA homelessness, and public safety issues in London and LA, and closes with signature comedic banter about credit cards and travel.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Rob Schneider on Showbiz Roots & Immigrant Work Ethic

• Background in Comedy: Schneider reminisces about sneaking into comedy clubs as a teenager with his supportive dad, despite his mother's skepticism. (03:06–04:15)
• Immigrant Family Dynamics: Both reflect on how immigrant parents push for traditional careers, contrasting that with pursuing creative dreams in America.
  • “You come here to realize your dreams, not to do shit in a uniform.” — Adam (04:21)

2. Corruption and Gullibility in America

• Misuse of Social Welfare: Adam and Rob riff on how some communities exploit government programs, drawing a parallel with immigration and celebrity privilege. (05:38–07:13)
• Embezzlement Examples: The conversation highlights the billions siphoned from government programs in Minnesota, bemused at public indifference.
  • “If your daughter is ordering Nobu on GrubHub three times a day and you don’t notice it, it means you’re fucking rich.” — Adam (07:13)

3. Political Party Criticism & COVID Coverups

• Democratic Party Flaws: Rob argues both parties have lost their way, citing the Democrats’ lack of accountability post-COVID and the relentless pursuit of power.
• Media and Government Collusion: Discussion on media partisanship, censorship (particularly RFK Jr.), and lack of willingness to admit error. (09:23–14:16)

4. “Captured” Institutions & Disenchantment

• Industry Influence: Rob details how big pharma and industry have “captured” media, universities, and government, lamenting that reform seems impossible—even with broad public support. (16:49–18:44)
  • “Everything’s captured… and yet this is still the greatest [country].” — Rob

5. Annihilating Fauci: The COVID Tirade

• Agonizing Testimony: The show’s centerpiece is an extended breakdown of Dr. Fauci’s congressional testimony (audio played), where Schneider and Carolla eviscerate Fauci’s evasiveness about BLM protests, church closures, and the efficacy of COVID policies. (24:54–36:41)
  • “He’s so scared of getting into trouble with his BLM masters… what the fuck has BLM got to do with COVID anyway?” — Adam (36:41)
• Personal Impact: Rob shares a story of ignoring COVID funeral restrictions after his mother’s death, and the stifling of medical dissent even among top experts. (27:22–29:48)

6. Media Objectivity and Echo Chambers

• Media Bias Examples: Both hosts bemoan news outlets’ loss of neutrality, e.g., CNN editorializing and shaping public opinion; they use the Hunter Biden laptop coverage as a case study. (44:19–48:34)
  • “I know many sweet, well intentioned guys that somehow distance themselves from facts and information, and it’s a weird impulse.” — Adam (48:48)

7. Hollywood Hypocrisy and the Norm Macdonald Documentary

• Selective Outrage: Rob vents about being excluded from Judd Apatow’s Norm Macdonald doc despite being a close friend and collaborator, blaming it on Hollywood liberal groupthink. (57:06–58:10)
  • “He wants a picture, but doesn’t want to hear stories, because he doesn’t want anything that goes against the [liberal] intelligentsia.” — Rob (57:36)
• Broken Friendships: Adam discusses how disagreement over COVID and politics has ended friendships and resulted in “shameful” avoidance among former friends. (55:46–56:14)

8. On Comedians and Cultural Grievances

• Trevor Noah Critique: The hosts ridicule Trevor Noah’s take on trans athletes in sports, using Boxing weight classes to point out flawed analogies. (58:24–61:54)
  • “Can we not accommodate a skinny man beating up women? That’s what Trevor Noah is saying.” — Rob (61:22)

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News Segment Highlights (67:15 onward)

1. Mexico, Trump & Progressive Grandstanding (67:15–73:46)

• New Mexican President refuses US military help with cartels.
  • Adam: Critiques the tendency to reject help and the progressive urge to tell Trump and Elon Musk “to fuck off.”
  • “Shouldn't we appreciate Trump and Elon and all those guys? Everyone loves telling them to fuck off, even if it hurts themselves.” — Adam (69:30–71:05)

2. LA Homelessness: Addiction is the Real Problem (74:24–83:22)

• Adam rails against LA paying enormous sums to legal advocates but refusing addiction medicine experts like Dr. Drew. He argues most of LA’s street homeless are addicts, not victims of circumstance.
  • “The number of sober moms walking around with their kids [on LA streets] is zero. It’s all fucking junkies.” — Adam (77:27)

3. UK Public Safety: Stab Kits on Buses (84:31–88:01)

• Rudy covers a story about “deep wound stab kits” being installed on London buses, prompting Adam to comment on the decline of public safety and the need to directly address the root causes—regardless of accusations of racism.

4. Pop Culture & Behavior—From Airlines to Credit Cards (92:16–101:18)

• The team riffs on workplace etiquette, the pitfalls of bad behavior on flights (“When you’re inside a fucking airplane, shut your mouth!” — Adam [96:26]) and shares personal stories about embarrassing first credit cards.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Political & Media Hypocrisy:

• “The only people that ever got punished were the ones who called out the liars.” — Adam (12:31)
• “Everything’s captured. And yet we’re the freest country in the world… is it just exposed because of COVID?” — Rob (16:16–18:20)
• “CNN is on the television of every monitor in the airport. …They physically don’t hear any of this stuff [about the right].” — Adam (42:45)

On Dr. Fauci and COVID:

• “…He’s so scared of getting into trouble with his BLM masters. By the way, what the fuck’s BLM got to do with COVID anyway?” — Adam (36:41)
• “He (Fauci) was part of it. He cornered Trump and they all lied to him… Getting their toe in the door to tyranny.” — Rob (37:02)
• “You guys were all fucking wrong about everything, especially Covid. You punished me for being right.” — Adam (56:14)

On Hollywood and Selective Memory:

• “Can you admit where you’re wrong, or are you just going to stay [in denial]? It seems like to be part of liberal Hollywood, you have to maintain the lie.” — Rob (57:06)
• “He doesn’t want to hear anything that could go against that liberal intelligentsia [even in a Norm doc].” — Rob (57:36)

On Cultural Decline:

• “You could not make a sitcom about a guy who drove a bus today in a major metropolitan city.” — Adam (88:14)

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Segment Timestamps

• Rob’s Comedy Origins & Family: 03:06–05:38
• Corruption/Embezzlement Discussion: 06:34–07:38
• COVID & Political Parties: 10:36–14:54
• Captured Institutions/Ag Media: 16:49–18:44
• COVID Evasions & Fauci Testimony Breakdown: 24:54–36:41
• Hollywood Politics/Norm Macdonald Doc: 57:06–58:10
• Trans Athletes & Trevor Noah: 58:24–61:22
• News Segment Begins: 67:15
  • Mexico & Trump: 67:15–73:46
  • L.A. Homelessness/Addiction: 74:24–83:22
  • UK Stab Kits/LA Decline: 84:31–88:01
  • Pop culture/Work Etiquette/Airlines: 92:16–101:18

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Tone and Language

The episode is classic Carolla: brash, irreverent, and unfiltered, with Rob Schneider matching Adam beat for beat. There’s plentiful sarcasm, mockery, hyperbole and comedic exaggeration. Serious points are often punctuated by punchlines, but the central critiques of government efficacy, media dishonesty, and political cowardice stand out as major throughlines.

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Conclusion

This episode is a no-holds-barred ride through the politics, media, and culture wars of contemporary America, as seen by two veteran comedians unafraid to offend. Schneider’s condemnations of Fauci and COVID policy, paired with Carolla’s rants on media blindness and LA dysfunction, mix sharp insight with comic bite. The news segment reinforces the failings of public institutions and collective denial, closing out an episode that’s at once provocative, darkly funny, and (in the hosts’ view) urgently honest.

Transcript

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From Corolla One studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Rob Schneider. Plus the news with Rudy Pavich. And now, Adam Carolla.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, get it on Got to get it on no choice I gotta mandate you get it on. Welcome to Star Down Periscope. Rob Schneider.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, man. Oh, come on. That was a fun one, man. That's back when you could make movies that were fun. I mean, I literally saw it in the theater.

[Adam Carolla]

No, I know exactly where I was. Yeah, yeah, saw it alone. Saw it in the theater, was working for kroq, started doing like, movie reviews. And that movie must have been late 94, early 95.

[Rob Schneider]

95.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, 95. And I'm telling you, I never want to go to a movie alone. But when you review movies, you just have to go alone because you got a job to do and you kind of, you get more out of them. You kind of remember more.

[Rob Schneider]

I think so. You know, I remember like the first day, first show I had seen Kelsey Grammar, I had to go see Meaning of life. Because Monty Python. I had to go. And there was only two people at the 12 o' clock show in San Francisco on a Friday to see it. And it was me and the guy laughing in the very last row. And I went, oh, that's Robin back there.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, really?

[Rob Schneider]

So it's robin at the 11:30am Show.

[Adam Carolla]

What year? What were you doing back then?

[Rob Schneider]

This must have been 82. So I mean, literally at 16. I remember at 15, I told my dad, I said, you know, there's a comedy club in San Francisco and they'll let anybody on Monday nights if you sign up. And he said two words, let's go.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Rob Schneider]

And so he took me there and I had, like, my trombone, you know, I didn't. I didn't know what I was doing. I was like, you know, it's just embarrassing having, you know, for drunk people to be around children. But then I knew. I said, okay, all right. I'm too young for this. But at 16, I started to go a little bit more. 17, 8. By the time I was, you know, 18, 19, I was in.

[Adam Carolla]

And your dad was supportive?

[Rob Schneider]

My dad was. My mom thought I was a loser because she was a teacher.

[Rudy Pavich]

Robert, what do you need?

[Adam Carolla]

Something to fall back on.

[Rudy Pavich]

What if this doesn't work out, Robert?

[Rob Schneider]

I don't know anyone that does it, but my dad, he loved comedy. He had comedy albums.

[Adam Carolla]

It's kind of weird because immigrant moms and or dads come here thinking you've gotta focus on education. You've gotta get a nice job as a dental assistant or nurse or something. And what they don't really realize is they're missing the whole essence of what the United States is like. No, you go to your country to be a nurse. You come here to be a comedian, a dancer. That's the thing with so transsexual. Like, you come here to realize your dreams not to do shit in a uniform.

[Rob Schneider]

Your parents came here to give you the opportunity to do what you wanted to do, right? Because, like, the Koreans were the ones that were the most frustrated. I felt like more than the Filipinos because the Filipinos are more open because they. They assimilated and they knew English back in the Philippines. And so the Koreans were the ones who came over here who worked seven days a week. And then. And then they have the relatives come and stay for years, I remember had friends of mine. They lived because we had relatives coming in from Manila. They would stay for a few months, six months the most. Then they get their own place there. They had Their relatives, their first cousin for 10 years. So that was a sacrifice. And then they open. Then they open up their own Kentucky Fried Chicken or a dry cleaner. And then. And then the kids don't want. Have the same work ethic, and it drives them nuts.

[Adam Carolla]

Right, right, the kids. I mean, the work ethic, man.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I mean, my kids. How would one develop a motor if one did not need a motor? Like, you have to really break it down. It's not even their fault. It's literally like, you may blame this community for taking free money from the government, but you set that.

[Rob Schneider]

Exactly.

[Adam Carolla]

And now you're enticing them. And you're like, why are you having kids out of wedlock? Because I get paid. Because you entice me to do this. You incentivize me to do this. I mean, the kids of the celebrity. The kids of the celebrities are always a big fat disappointment. And by the way, the biggest disappointment is when two celebrities shit out a kid. And now, like, oh, that's why, like, I. When I think of frankly. And Billy Joel. And that's all. That's all we got.

[Rob Schneider]

When I. That's why I. I think. When I think of the Somalians coming here and stealing from us, I think of what an amazing country this is where somebody can come and do that. Because they're just trying to survive over there in Somalia. But they know if they can get here to Minnesota, probably the dumbest of any state.

[Adam Carolla]

The most.

[Rob Schneider]

The most gullible of all people. Oh, yeah, okay, sure, you can come do that. And I mean, why wouldn't they try to take every dime and every penny from these stupid people?

[Adam Carolla]

Well, also, how rich a country must you be in order for people to embezzle billions of dollars? And we don't notice it. Like, that's pretty good. You know what I mean?

[Rob Schneider]

That's success.

[Adam Carolla]

If your daughter is ordering Nobu on GrubHub three times a day and you don't notice it, it means you're fucking rich. The good news is we must be rich. Cause we somehow can take millions of dollars and just chuck it out of a window. And nobody knows and nobody cares.

[Rob Schneider]

Right? I mean, and if it wasn't discovered, it would have kept going on and on and it really wouldn't have made that big a difference.

[Adam Carolla]

No, I agree. It is funny when they get angry at the people who discovered it. I enjoy that when you see them

[Rob Schneider]

at the airport and they have 800,000.

[Rudy Pavich]

That was my money. No, I took this.

[Rob Schneider]

No, I earned this money.

[Rudy Pavich]

I stole it.

[Rob Schneider]

Properly from you stupid people.

[Adam Carolla]

Here in Minnesota, they are bringing suitcases with millions of dollars in it out of the airport in Minneapolis constantly for years and nobody said anything. Well, a few people said a few things, but they didn't listen because their constituency is that group. This whole thing of like let's not anger the criminals is kind of a weird, it's a weird position to be in. It's like who votes for you? Illegals, criminals, felons and people that are ripping off the government. All. Let's not anger them. Well, what would anger them? I don't know. Enforcement of our laws. Okay, well, we don't get on the wrong side of the people who vote for us.

[Rob Schneider]

What you're opening up as a chasm here and what you're really saying is that there are people that can. This society is particularly susceptible to bad faith actors. For people to come in without the best intentions and to abuse the system that has afforded them these incredible freedoms and luxuries. I mean the thing about this, this, this, this country is if you get in, you are lucky if you become an American citizen. It is incredible. However, if you come in with the bad intentions or you come in here and you realize there's a system that you could really corrupt and that, that could be corrupted to benefit you. But it's, it's doesn't seem that difficult. These don't seem to be like highly educated people who are able to figure out the system.

[Adam Carolla]

Right? Yes. It ain't Tom Cruise coming from the ceiling on a wire.

[Rob Schneider]

They're filling out forms.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, I mean when you see, when they go to these places, you know, strip malls with 15 learning centers in the same building. And you know, there's a, there's. The place is a hospice, but it's a mop closet and there's nobody ever there. Like it is the, like. All you would have to do is put a very minimum amount of effort into discovering this stuff. And it's very accessible, like super easy. Like the guy who blew the lid off the whole thing. Nick, that guy doesn't even have two microphones. He has to hold a lab and then hold the other one. Like that guy went down to fucking Radio shack and spent 28 bucks. He does not even have a second microphone. He has an iPhone9 and one microphone that he clips off his lapel and then holds it at the guy. The guy probably thinks he's talking to a dead mouse or something and that's it. Was able to undo the whole thing.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah. And that the career of Tim Waltz collapsed right after that. Yeah, that's. Well, the Democratic Party just doesn't consider any repercussions or any downfall to just. No matter what it takes just to maintain power. And it really is. It's sad because you would think because we only get two political parties, we don't get 10, you would think we would need two normal political parties. And truthfully, we don't have any, and the Democratic leadership to not come out. And at least that was the thing that really bothered me a lot, was when things were exposed during COVID You know, when the censorship regime said, yes, the government, the first thing, within the first 24 hours, they censured Bobby Kennedy. That was like the first thing before they did anything, before they opened up the borders to allow millions of people. The first thing they did was to contact Mark Zuckerberg and Meta, before Meta and Facebook and say, listen, you have to. You can't let this guy talk, and blah, blah, blah, and this. But you have to censor these people. Almost pretty much that bold. And when this is exposed, instead of the Democrats saying, you know what? That's wrong. We shouldn't do that, they were like, nah, they just attacked the investigators, you know, Matt Taibbi and Michael Schellenberger, who. Who just, you know, had free rein to come up to whatever conclusions they wanted. And that was like, wow, they won't even admit it when it's in their face. It's the same thing like the Nazis at the end in the bunker with these imaginary armies that they say, well, here, Hitler also, we could have these troops come in. And of course, it was all lies at that point.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Rob Schneider]

That's what I think. The Democratic Party, it's all lies and subterfuge and it's all. And they're just dealing with armies and things and an unreality that just doesn't only exist in their head. And it's just. At what point do you continue to go, I'm gonna keep following these guys because they know what they're doing?

[Adam Carolla]

I don't think anyone says, because they know what they're doing. They just voted that way. And they're basically the same thing with voting Democrat as they are with COVID Nobody has ever apologized. And as I tweeted to somebody, they're like, showing Deborah Marks or whoever it was who was lying about COVID and they said they never punish anyone. I said, the only people that ever got punished were the ones who called out the liars. They got punished. Nobody else has been punished. They're not great at admitting they were wrong about stuff. And the problem with apologizing for Covid is once you start realizing maybe I was wrong about something, that's huge. Well then maybe you're wrong about other stuff. Maybe you're wrong about Trump and maybe you're wrong about Pete Hagset, or maybe you're wrong about Kennedy Jr. Once you open the door to you being wrong,

[Rob Schneider]

it's a house of cards, it all collapses.

[Adam Carolla]

Well it can. Or you can be wrong in a vacuum or there could be a whole bunch of shit you're wrong about.

[Rob Schneider]

That's what has to happen though. The house of cards has to collapse. Cuz there's been no correction from the Democrats. There's been no correction. There's been of course no one prosecuted, there's been no one even brought up on criminal charges for any of this stuff. And it has to, what has to happen is you have to have what I think could happen. Now the last time we had three presidential, three presidents that did not have successive terms. If you think about that, you go from Nixon didn't complete his second term and then Ford, Carter, those are three.

[Adam Carolla]

One single term.

[Rob Schneider]

One single term. And then what did it lead to? He had the two Reagan's and one Bush. So here's what we had. You have a Trump, Biden, Trump and if history does anything, it likes to repeat itself. So I think you could have the back end of that, which is one Trump, two Vances or hopefully Rubio. And then there's gonna have to be a real course correction because when the Democrats do get their asses kicked enough, then they go, you know what? We are the pro death penalty, right? Remember they're like, these are super predators. We need to go after. We are pro death penalty Democrats. And they had to adjust. And the only reason really Clinton even won is because of, you know, the third party candidate, Ross Perot.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, well the thing that I always find super interesting is when people flip flop on a subject as an adult, the joke I always kind of make is Joe Biden. There's stuff from him from the 90s or 2001 saying no gay marriage or super predators or whatever. Take these drug dealers and lock them up and throw away a key. And then I always go, you have to understand he was a fresh faced, bright eyed 62 year old at the time. Because it's true. You could be wrong about shit. You were in college, right? You're so young, so naive, such an idealist, fresh. I mean honestly it's one thing to Go, look, when I was 19, I smoked a lot of pot and I was a big Fidel Castro fan and I got the Che Guevara shirt and I was kind of fucking out of my mind. And now I look back and I'm like kind of embarrassed. Now I'm in my 40s and I look back, these guys. Kamala Harris is flip flopping on shit she did in her early 50s, you know what I mean?

[Rob Schneider]

Remember Dennis Hasbrt got caught. This is during the Clinton fiasco when he was brought up for impeachment charges for lying, you know, about the intern, Dennis Hasbrt, he got exposed for cheating, you know, and the former speaker of the House, Republican. And he said I had something I did in my youth. I was 41, my youth. I was barely a child. Just out of, just out of college by 20 years.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. So it is. I'm always dubious when somebody changes their mind about something when they're fully formed adults.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And I don't know, I mean, what do you think you've changed your mind on, if anything, as an adult?

[Rob Schneider]

Wow. I think realizing that everything, everything is captured. There's a captured media, and yet I'm talking. Our media is obviously captured. Our government is captured by industry and our political parties. The two political parties are completely capt. And this was. The medical pharma just owns the biggest. You know, I've learned that through the years they're the biggest contributors to not just federal politicians, but state politicians. Everything's captured. And yet we're the freest country in the world. Can you imagine a country that has no freedoms at all. At least we can talk about it. And thankfully for a freedom of speech, we do have a chance to redress our, our grievances. However, here you have something like why can't we get. When 84% of the American public wants to put the Save America act, which is basically only Americans can vote and even a Republican controlled Congress can't get it through. So there's just nothing we can do at this point, you realize. But yet at the same time, this is still the greatest. Everything's captured. Universities are captured, the academia is nuts, and you have the so. And yet this is the freest country. Can you imagine? Is that something new that's happened or is this something that's always been and I just never noticed it?

[Adam Carolla]

I. I gotta believe it's new.

[Rob Schneider]

We want to new, but.

[Adam Carolla]

But always existed.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah. Is it just exposed though, because of COVID that you realize. Because during COVID you realize that everything's A lie. Everyone's lying. Everyone's in on it. And very few people at the time, you were one, were calling bullshit on this. But that's when you kind of realized, I think the veil was lifted and you saw the great Oz behind the curtain shifting the thumb.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, there are little indicators that'll be helpful, like if people are listening and they're just trying to unearth the truth or find that sweet spot where the truth lies. There's a couple things if you want to know who to believe and who not to believe. If you have people sort of saying, if people are agnostic about things, like you say, did Covid originate in a wet market or in a lab? And someone goes, I don't know. I mean, makes sense it was from a lab, since that lab experiments with those types of diseases or viruses. But maybe it came from a pangolin. I don't know. Then I would tend to believe that guy when that guy goes, listen, it definitely came from a lab or, sorry, it definitely came from a pangolin, it came from a wet market, and it never came from a lab. And by the way, I want you thrown off the Internet for even suggesting that it might have come from lab. Now, I don't trust that guy. You guys knew ivermectin would was horse paced or didn't work. You knew all this stuff immediately. How would you know? And how come more people weren't agnostic? And how come Sanjay Gupta would go, listen, I don't know. Hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin. Talk to your doctor.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, right.

[Adam Carolla]

Maybe it's. We don't know. It's called a novel virus. How would we know if it works or not? Why don't you try it out? And by the way, both of them, you know, ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine is safe. There's a lot of people that are on it, so go ahead and try it out. Like we never did. It was horse base. So that's how you know that guy's lying, Right? And when Fauci. You gotta get just. I went on a tirade about Fauci when he had Jim Jordan questioning him about Black Lives Matter. And I. And I just yelled to everyone. It was a weird thing. I just went, this guy's corrupted. We don't need to listen to him anymore. And everyone kind of looked at me and they went, that's Dr. Fauci. And I said, yeah, but he's corrupted. Watch the tape. Watch the tape. And they went, well, he's but he's why? And I go, don't you see what I'm seeing? He's been corrupted. He's been adulterated.

[Rob Schneider]

Well, that's what happens. I think what you're talking about, first of all, I just remember when the NBC News guy. Who's the guy, the black anchor that was on a few years back on NBC.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes. I'll think of it in a second.

[Rob Schneider]

But when Trump was meeting with Putin and Trump made a statement. Lester Holt.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Rob Schneider]

When Trump made a statement, and then you cut back to Lester Holt and this was something new that I had not seen before, where Lester Holt shook his head like, can you believe that crap? It's like, why are you. Why are you tipping off the audience how to think. Lester Holt. They said this is no longer objective news. And that's when the object, you know, the objectivity in newscasts just fell off the cliff.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. So when you hear and see little things like when they'll go, they'll go, aoc says she spoke to the Chupacabra. And then they'll go, donald Trump falsely says the election was rigged. It's like, no, no, Donald Trump says the election was rigged. That's his statement. You don't have to add the falsely because the statement is the election was rigged and the statement was, I spoke to the Chupacabra. But you don't have to add falsely. That's her statement. You see what I'm saying?

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah. No.

[Adam Carolla]

So when they start adding the commentary, that's what you know.

[Rob Schneider]

But that's why, like, it's so egregious now that, like, CNN got. Had to retract their statement from the other day when, you know, two teenagers. I'm sure you must have talked about this. Two teenagers stroll into Manhattan on a warm day, not knowing that, only to

[Adam Carolla]

have their afternoon interrupted by chucking bombs.

[Rob Schneider]

Isn't that unbelievable? That is it. If you did that on Saturday Night Live, they'd go, okay, that's kind of a mildly funny sketch. But the fact that that's a news organization and thankfully they got called out on it.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, yeah, that's the new world order. I have no idea why they're doing this to their business, though. Somebody has to get.

[Rob Schneider]

Because it's not a business. I guess for them, it's not a business. To me, it seems like trying to. For what you're describing about, like, you know, people not being able to see that Fauci was a con man and a liar who managed to just survive and causing the deaths of Hundreds of thousands of people during the AIDS epidemic, at least 100,000 is. They weren't able to see it because, again, it's these people coming in with bad faith into whether it's a country like the United States coming in here to destroy this or steal as much as they can from a pirate culture like Somalia. And it is. If you listen to Ayaan Hirsi Ali, she'll tell you, this is pirate culture. And they're gonna come in and take whatever they can because of, you know, stupid people in Minnesota.

[Adam Carolla]

Here, I'll tell you another tell, and then I'll play this Fauc clip, because you'll get it when you hear it. There's a couple of tells. It's not being agnostic, just literally going, I don't know if that medication will work. Try it. Talk to your doctor. I don't know where. I don't know the origin of COVID It makes sense. It's from the lab, but I don't know when. They all of a sudden don't know stuff. And they formally knew everything. So it's like when they said to Fauci, what about natural immunity? I don't know. I don't know anything about it. It's like, oh, you don't know anything because you knew everything about this, but now you don't know anything. Now you're lying. So listen to them. What is this from, by the way? I remember going to the airport after this and yelling at everyone in the car what was going on. But this is July 2020, and Fauci. This is early. Yeah, and this is Fauci being confused.

[Jim Jordan]

Mr. Chairman. Dr. Fauci, do protests increase the spread of the virus?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

Do protests increase the spread of the virus? I think I can make a general statement.

[Jim Jordan]

Well, half a million protesters on June 6th alone. I'm just asking that number of people, does it increase the spread of the virus?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

Crowding together, particularly when you're not wearing a mask, contributes to the spread of the virus.

[Jim Jordan]

Should we limit the protesting?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

I'm not sure what you mean should. How do we.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, hold on. Okay, first thing. I'm dumb. I'm dumb. What do you mean, how do we limit? You shut down every church, you shut down every school, you shut down the beaches, you shut everything down. What do you mean, how do we limit? You took bulldozers and you scooped sand into skate parks, and you tore down the beach volleyball net. You cut down the beach volleyball nets, and you welded pipes over basketball, and

[Rob Schneider]

you covered nets around swing sets and

[Adam Carolla]

you arrested a guy who was paddleboarding in the bay. So what do you mean? How do we police this? You do it by what you've been. What you've just got done doing this Fauci. But anyway, he's confused. He's just a humble caveman lawyer.

[Rob Schneider]

And he said masked and mass.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, I did say mass was funny.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

I'm not sure what you mean. Should, how do we say, limit the protesting?

[Jim Jordan]

The government limit the protesting.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

I don't think that's relevant to the increase.

[Adam Carolla]

It's not relevant. You just said groups were spreading this disease. You shut down schools and churches. You shut down restaurants and beaches. So what do you mean, you don't know what he means?

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't briefed on this to what to say, right?

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Jim Jordan]

Well, you just said, if it increases the spread of the virus. I'm just asking, should we limit it?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

Well, I'm not in a position to determine what the government can do in

[Adam Carolla]

a forceful way, by the way. That's all he does. All he's been doing is making proclamations about what you can do for Thanksgiving and what you can do, you know, go have. Go eat in your yard. You know what I mean? Use a T shirt cannon to pass the potatoes to your grandmothers at the end of the table. Like, are you fucking nuts? So all of a sudden, he's in no position to give any advice on Covid safety.

[Rob Schneider]

It's maddening, and it makes me so angry because my mother passed away during COVID in 1991, in January. And they said it was in California, of course. And they're like, no, well, you can't have.

[Adam Carolla]

Wait a minute. You just said 1991.

[Rob Schneider]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2000. I'm sorry. 2021.

[Adam Carolla]

Okay, good for laughing. That was a joke.

[Rob Schneider]

No, 2021. And that was, you know, hot Covid at the time. And they said, you can't have a funeral. And I was like, fuck this, right? We're having a funeral for my mother. And if people want to show up, we'll do it outside, but we're having one. And you try to stop me. And that's what I told, you know, the funeral home, and that's what I told the cemetery. We're having. We're having one. And if you're not going to provide the chairs, I'll bring my own chairs.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Rob Schneider]

If you don't want to provide anything, you don't have to provide anything. It's my mother and I paid for that. Casket, and we're going to have it outside. And I'm going to have chairs, I'm going to have flowers, I'm going to have musicians. And we're going to have my mother exit this place in a beautiful way, as dignified as what is required for our loved ones. And the fact that they didn't want to have that. I had it anyway. But it was interesting because one of the weird flukes that happens in life is I became friends with this guy, and I didn't say his name in the book because he worked. He's a brilliant doctor, Dr. David Klonoff, and I think I could say it now. He was working at nih. One of the guys was working, hired by the government. He's a professor of medicine. And like I said, he didn't put it in the book. And he said, July 3, 2020. I said, what's going on?

[Dawson]

Really?

[Rob Schneider]

This is 2020 early, around the same time, maybe a week or two before this. And he said to me, receptor 26 looks a little sticky, but don't qu quote me. Because he was saying that this is man made, that this is. This seems manipulated. And that's his way of saying it. And, you know, and I'm a layman, what do I know? But I knew enough to know that that means it's man made. And he said, don't quote me, because they will. What happened was, if you told the truth back then, they'll ruin your career.

[Adam Carolla]

I know.

[Rob Schneider]

And that's. So that's why, you know, David Klon, a great man. And at the time, he knew that he couldn't. And, you know, he's working for the government at the time and trying to figure this thing out. And then. But can you imagine? This is a guy, one of the most smartest guys. This is a guy who, you know, the foremost leading authority on diabetes in the world. These guys helped design, you know, artificial pancreas. This guy's a genius, and they're stifling geniuses. This is where this asshole Fauci was at the top of this thing, squelching any truth coming out.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, there's emails of him saying, silence, people. All right, well, listen, listen. Go back 10 seconds, but listen. This is July 2020. Listen to Foushee lying, protesting the government.

[Jim Jordan]

Limit the protesting.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

I don't think that's relevant to.

[Jim Jordan]

Well, you just said if it increases the spread of the virus. I'm just asking, should we limit it?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

Well, I'm not in a position to determine what the government can do in A forceful way.

[Jim Jordan]

Well, you make all kinds of recommendations. You make comments on dating, on baseball and everything you can imagine. I'm just asking. You just said protests increase the spread. I'm just asking you, should we try to limit the protests?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

No, I think I would leave that to people who have more of a position to do that. I can tell you.

[Jim Jordan]

Government stopping people from going to church. Dr. Fauci.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Jim Jordan]

Last week in the Calvary Chapel case, five liberals on the Supreme Court said it was okay for Nevada to limit church services. I mean, Justice Gorsuch said it best. He said there's no world in which the Constitution permits Nevada to favor Caesar's palace over Calvary Chapel. I'm just asking, is there a world where the Constitution says you can favor one First Amendment Liberty?

[Adam Carolla]

Protesting, by the way, for a second, I've said this a million times. I know it sounds a little convenient, but you go, look, Rob, you think this way and Adam thinks the same way you think. And then this guy's on that side of the aisle and everyone has their side.

[Rob Schneider]

And this isn't Democrat.

[Adam Carolla]

It's fine. Right? But I'm gonna say this. You can say whatever you want about Jim Jordan. He's fucking smart and he's asking questions. And then you go to the other side and you get Maisie Hirono and she's like, Dr. Fauci. Isn't it good? Do you like pineapple? I do. No fur. I yield my time. Like bowl and branch, you don't need all the gadgets and the apps to get better sleep. The fastest way to upgrade is by getting new sheets. Bowl and branch signature sheets are made from the finest 100% organic cotton. They instantly make your bed feel more comfortable, breathable and inviting. I was a little skeptical. I figured sheets couldn't make that big a difference. But now I hate sleeping without them. I feel so much better at home when I'm touring. That's the only part I don't like. I don't got my bowline branch sheets with me. And the sheets actually get softer after each wash. It is bowl and branch. Right, Dawson?

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[Rob Schneider]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Adam Carolla]

Half the people on the left are fucking retarded. Like, you're having trouble forming sentences, and you can say whatever you want about Cotton or Jim Jordan or whoever these guys are, but they're fucking sharp.

[Rob Schneider]

Yes, and you know what? As a matter of fact, he's circling in, like, literally, like a very good attorney, Right? Circling in to find the truth and to expose someone who's clearly lying and clearly, you know, being evasive and inconsistent in his dogma.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, we'll continue on Miss Nevada to

[Jim Jordan]

favor Caesar's palace over Calvary Chapel. I'm just asking, is there a world where the Constitution says you can favor one First Amendment liberty? Protesting over another, practicing your faith?

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

I'm not favoring anybody over anybody. I'm just making a statement that's a broad statement that avoid crowds of any type, no matter where you are, because that leads to the acquisition and transmission. And I don't judge one crowd versus another crowd. When you're in a crowd, particularly if you're not wearing a mask.

[Adam Carolla]

He wouldn't say limit protest. So what do you mean you don't judge one crowd versus another crowd? You just did that. You would not judge the BLM protest. You were asked to, but you wouldn't do it. Yeah, all right, sorry, go ahead.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

Favoring anybody over anybody. I'm just making a statement. That's a broad statement that avoid crowds of any type, no matter where you are, because that leads to the acquisition and transmission. And I don't judge one crowd versus another crowd. When you're in a crowd, particularly if you're not wearing a mask, that indicates.

[Jim Jordan]

It's a simple question, Doctor. Should we limit the protests? Government is obviously limiting people going to church. And look, there's been no violence that I can see at church. I haven't seen people during a church service go out and. And harm police officers or burn buildings. But we know that. I mean, for 63 days, nine weeks, it's been happening in Portland. One night in Chicago, 49 officers were injured. But no limit to. No limit to protests. But, boy, you can't go to church on Sunday.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

I don't know how many times I can answer that. I'm not going to opine on limiting anything. I'm just going to tell you.

[Jim Jordan]

You've opined on a lot of things, Dr. Fauci.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, but I've never.

[Jim Jordan]

This is something that directly impacts the spread of the virus, and I'm asking your position on the protest.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna opine on limiting anything. I'm telling you what it is, the danger, and you can make your own conclusion about that. You should stay, by the way.

[Adam Carolla]

Hold on a second. If this guy wasn't corrupted and had a fucking shred of dignity and wasn't a liar, he would just go, yeah, no Black Lives Matter rallies and no Christian faith rallies and no KKK through marching in the street. No any of it. The virus doesn't know if you're racist or you're pro BLM or you're gay. You have a gay flag. Yeah, it's all bad.

[Rob Schneider]

It was a political.

[Adam Carolla]

Just say it.

[Rob Schneider]

It was all politics with these assholes.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, that whole point is, is he's covered because he's allowed to say, I will shut down the Pittsburgh Steelers bar, and I'll shut down the gay bar and I'll shut down the church and I'll shut down the liquor store. Like, I'll just. It's all bad.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

It doesn't matter if you're a Raiders fan or a Rams fan. Both games are canceled. Like, that's what he could have said, but he wouldn't do it. He circled and circled and circled, but he was so scared of getting into trouble with his BLM masters. By the way, what the fuck's BLM have to do with COVID anyway? It has everything to do with COVID If you're corrupted like he was.

[Rob Schneider]

He was. But the idea was to take down Trump at that time. Anything to take down Trump. And that was part of it. And he was part of it. He cornered Trump and they all lied to him. It was Berks and it was him and it was Redfield. And they basically said, like, if you don't, 4 million Americans will die and you'll be known as the plague president, blah, blah, blah, if you don't shut down the country. And, you know, shutting down the country for two weeks was just, you know, getting their toe in the door to tyranny. And they meant to keep it as long as they could keep it until everybody got the experimental gene therapy. And it's just a. It was one of those things that happened. But how do Democrats not see it? And the only way I could describe it is I remember there's A story from Alan Watts. He was talking about the shaman because there was something so outside of their ability when the conquistadors came to the New World that literally, it was such. It was unimaginable to them. That's why I see the Democratic Party. It's unimaginable to see this gigantic corruption and these morons for what they are, and that the system just is completely filled with lies. It's the same thing when the shaman had to come out and explain in the language of their own tribesmen to get them to visualize and see something as big as, like, this boat with these sails and these conquistadors, because they couldn't imagine it.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. You know what's interesting? I love it when they tell both stories. So he's talking about shutting down all events and ball games and sporting events and churches and beaches, and then simultaneously saying, I have no opinion on a huge black lives rally. Right. Okay. So that's it. The thing that's going on now, which is kind of interesting, is it's been months and months and months of. Trump is a rogue dictator. He doesn't answer anyone. He does whatever he wants. He runs roughshod over the Constitution and he bullies everyone, and he just is a tyrannical dictator who dances the beat of his own drum and does whatever he wants. Now we're right into he's Netanyahu's puppet and he's Putin's puppet. So the same people that are explaining that he's a dictator that makes all his own rules is now explaining that Putin and Netanyahu have him by the short hairs and he's doing their bidding.

[Rob Schneider]

I know.

[Adam Carolla]

So which. Which is it? Is he the guy who's doing their bidding, or is it the guy who's doing his own dictator stuff? Rogue.

[Rob Schneider]

I think it's the fact that they ignore evidence to the contrary, and that's how they proceed. Any evidence to the contrary, they just gently put aside. Just like you saw with Fauci. It's the same ideology. It's continuing. Like, for instance, when Trump does wanna put something through, If a district court judge stops it, he stops it. And then Trump stops, and he waits until he works its way up till the next, whether it's the appellate court or to the. And then eventually the Supreme Court, he does wait, he does stop whatever is happening, whether it's that guy that they were kicking out of the country who was a human trafficker, he did stop, and then they kicked him out of the country.

[Adam Carolla]

He's a Maryland man, he's a man from Maryland.

[Rob Schneider]

And he was in the detentions, you know, and then the court ordered him back into the country, so they flew him back, you know, and of course, the Murphy moron senator from Connecticut, like, he goes and has lunch with this human trafficker. It's just insane. I just don't know how crazier it could get if this wasn't still somewhat free country.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, it is insane that every one of their heroes is essentially a criminal or an illegal. Like, it really is. Like, Michael Brown is a gentle giant. You know, hands up to George Floyd, Kilmar, all these guys. Like, is there one fucking decent person that you guys can put up on a poster? Yeah, you. You've been pushed into this insane position where you have to defend. It'd be like me going, look, I'm a white guy, I'm Italian, I gotta stand up for Joey. But a Fuko, you know, it's like, no, you don't. But I love cars.

[Rob Schneider]

But they.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, but you don't. But you don't have to stand up for the guy. They have to. They're all in the rotunda taking a knee for George Floyd, the career criminal. You know what I mean?

[Rudy Pavich]

Drug addict.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Dawson]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

They got fucking duped into this stuff, and now it's insane. And they're in this weird position of having to defend illegal criminals now.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, that's all they've got. Well, that's what they have at this point. You know, they had a perfect guy who's a police officer jumping over a fence. That's the guy that the Democrats can go, hey, he's our guy.

[Adam Carolla]

Right?

[Rob Schneider]

But they won't because, well, he's a Christian, for one thing, and he's a police officer, and we need to defund the police officers. And God forbid, if maybe. If he was a Muslim and he was a guy, you know, who was also throwing one of the bombs, they could get behind it. It is. I just don't know how. You can not see it. I don't know how it is.

[Adam Carolla]

It is. It's. Well, I'll tell you a couple things.

[Rob Schneider]

Is it hypnosis?

[Adam Carolla]

There's a lot. There's a lot of stuff. And I'll tell you, like, little simple things.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Like, you can talk. I've had this conversation with some of my more progressive friends. They go, well, it's actually, you know what? Rob Reiner sort of says it all on Bill Maher, the late, great Rob Reiner. And that's a clip we have. We've Shown a few times, but what's

[Rob Schneider]

the gist of it? I remember seeing it on your show.

[Adam Carolla]

You know, Bill Maher was like, well, there's Hunter Biden's laptop. And that turned out to be true. And Rob Reiner's like, we don't know that's true. And it's like, well, yeah, it's an article in the LA New York Times. He's like, I don't know it's true. Do you know it's true? Ask one of your progressive buddies about a white guy that got gunned down by cops, and they'll never know the story. They'll never be familiar with it. They'll never have heard of it. They don't know the guy's name. They literally do not hear. A lot of it is they physically don't hear any of this stuff. They don't spread around. If you are conservative, you are exposed to the left. Because as I tell people all the time, they go, well, everyone's off, hived off. There's FOX people over there, cnn. I go, cnn is on the television of every monitor in the airport. So what do you mean, you never see cnn? I go to the airport, I sit down at the bar, I stare at cnn. That's it. I'd like them to change it, but they don't. So what do you mean? No, I know everything they're saying. They've never heard of any of this other shit. Yeah, that's. What is. This is.

[Rob Schneider]

It's an echo chamber that the late.

[Adam Carolla]

Great. He's on with Amy Klobuchar as a dope. Yeah, she's great. Her little tactic is fun. I love hearing. I love everyone's. Everyone's sort of lying in real time. But Rob Reiner, who I adore, is. Listen, what he says here.

[Rob Reiner]

They were talking about Hunter Biden's laptop, which was a story, and now all the mainstream press has finally admitted it was a real story. It was a real laptop with. Now, look, let's not pussyfoot around this. He was selling the influence of his father, Joe Biden. I mean, let's not pretend that that at least wasn't going on. I mean, the guy, some guy from China gave him after a dinner, an $80,000 diamond after dinner, as one does.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Rob Schneider]

You know,

[Rob Reiner]

if you're Naomi Campbell, but it doesn't usually happen. Okay, so Hunter Biden's laptop was buried by the press. Even the head of Twitter, Jack Dorsey, said that was a mistake. Sam Harris says it was appropriate for Twitter and the heads of big Tech and the heads of journalistic organizations to feel that they were in the presence of something that is a once in a lifetime moral emergency. Meaning Trump. So he's saying it's okay to have a conspiracy to get rid of somebody as bad as Trump. It's a little bit of a thorny question because once you go down this road, this is sort of where we are in this country. The other side is so evil, anything is justified in preventing them from taking office. Is it?

[Adam Carolla]

No.

[Rob Schneider]

No.

[Adam Carolla]

You know what's not justified? Using armed violence to try to kill people in the Capitol. Okay, all right, so change the subject. Nobody was armed. No one tried to kill anybody. Well, somebody got killed. But no, this is not the right. You can play the clip out. It's not the one we have at all. Our computer.

[Rob Schneider]

But you get the point, though. It's. They.

[Adam Carolla]

No, he. There's a part he doesn't know. You'll see it. I don't know where you can play this one out.

[Rob Schneider]

In his own political echo chamber. It's more than just. You're saying it's more than just a political echo chamber. They're saying when they hear the news, they don't hear it. They can't imagine it.

[Adam Carolla]

Many people on the left who I speak to have no idea what I'm talking about. When you bring up subjects or names or something.

[Rob Schneider]

Evidence.

[Adam Carolla]

Evidence. Like you bring stuff up, they don't know and they think you got that because Sean Hannity sent you a text or something like that.

[Rob Schneider]

Is it the same thing as the people taking advantage of the very vulnerable, gullible people in Minnesota, the Somalians taking advantage. I think the Democratic Party's taking advantage of these gullible people as well.

[Adam Carolla]

I agree.

[Rob Schneider]

The same thing.

[Adam Carolla]

Where is that clip there, Dawson? It's driving me nuts because we used to have it. We played it on our computer for years.

[Rob Schneider]

I can't wait for the. The press to start, you know, washing down the idea of this, this news shooter trying to break into a. Into a school in Michigan. They're going to water that down. And they're not going to say that that was an Islamic terrorist. His name, of course, is Muhammad.

[Adam Carolla]

Here we go, sir.

[Rob Reiner]

This road, this is sort of where we are in this country. The other side is so evil, anything is justified in preventing them from taking office. Is it?

[Adam Carolla]

No. No. You know what's not justified? Using armed violence to try to kill people in the Capitol. That's not justified.

[Rob Reiner]

Answer this question. Was it? Enter this question. Well, it is the question. Is it Appropriate to bury the Hunter Biden.

[Adam Carolla]

You're talking about the press doing that.

[Rob Reiner]

He's saying that's what they did and that is what they did. They buried the Hunter Biden story before the election because they were like, we can't risk having the election thrown to Trump. We'll tell them after the election.

[Adam Carolla]

And we know for a fact that that's what they did. Of course you don't. But I'm saying you know for a fact that that's what they did. I don't know what they did.

[Rob Reiner]

I know because you only watch msnbc.

[Adam Carolla]

No, that's not true.

[Rob Schneider]

That's not true.

[Rob Reiner]

Well, then you would know about this.

[Adam Carolla]

I do know about that. I do know about that and I do watch Fox. But the point is, is we're going to prove now that the press play, you know, tried to. They're admitting it. The press is admitting it.

[Rob Reiner]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

That's not even an issue anymore.

[Rob Schneider]

You know, it's so sweet.

[Adam Carolla]

Pause. He's great, but he doesn't know.

[Rob Schneider]

He doesn't, he genuinely doesn't.

[Adam Carolla]

And he doesn't watch Fox and he,

[Rob Schneider]

you know, but the fact of the matter is he's a really sweet guy, a good guy and well intentioned, but ignorant. Ignorant on basic facts that have.

[Adam Carolla]

I know many sweet, well intentioned guys that somehow distance themselves from facts and information and it's a weird impulse.

[Rob Schneider]

Well, what happened though? I really think that there was such a revulsion from Trump being elected and then I was in an elevator with Donald Trump and with Alec Baldwin and you know, at the 2014, it was the 40th anniversary, Saturday Life, they seemed to be getting along fine. And before he was told by the Democratic, you know, intelligentsia to hate this person because he's in the wrong party. The revulsion that the Democratic intelligentsia because they were so convinced it was a given that Hillary Clinton was gonna be president. The idea of it, which was so an anathema to their dignity, to everything that they stood for that they still are violently, you know, revolting against that concept. And I really think that that's like a place of absolute irrationality that they're still stuck in and clinging to. And I don't know what's going to take to get them out of it.

[Adam Carolla]

I don't know because they're not results oriented. You know what I mean? Like you can close the border and lower crime and you can lower taxes and you can stop inflation or whatever. It does not, it doesn't matter. But it's sort of anybody who's been in a tough relationship, and you know what I'm talking about. So here's an interesting thing, and I do think it's relevant.

[Rob Schneider]

How so?

[Adam Carolla]

Well, when you're in a relationship and your wife is building a case against you.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

They build that case. And all the luxury cars and vacation homes and trips to Maui with the kids that cost 20 grand for a week at a resort, it's not included in that. It's a scale. It's a scale. And they come into the. You know, they come into the den, and it's the seventh game of the World Series, and we're in extra innings, and they come into your den and they go, rob. And you go quiet. You put your hand up, and they walk back, okay. That they remember going to fucking Maui for $23,000 and staying in a suite that's hanging out on Howie Mandel's catamaran for the day, that's out the window. That never makes it onto the scale. The time you put your hand up and tell him to shush because the guy's about to throw a pitch in the 13th inn that they take to the grave, and it never makes it to the scale. And all the houses and all the cars and all the private schools and all the vacations and all that does not make it. Because you are a bad dude, and we have a case to make against you. And so when they have a case

[Rob Schneider]

to make against the selective choices to make the case. Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

It's not even that they can take. Good. And convert it.

[Rob Reiner]

It.

[Adam Carolla]

You know what I mean? Like, he. Whatever. You know, oh, sure, border. Border crossings are at zero. But what about that one kid in the cage and the kid in the Yoda jammies they took a picture of crying.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, but that was under Obama. It doesn't matter.

[Adam Carolla]

Doesn't matter. Like, it's literally when. When a woman talking about what actually happened. When a woman is making a case, there is no bounds to it. And they have a thing with Trump now. You'll. You'll see a guy like. Like Fetterman, he doesn't do it. He goes.

[Rob Schneider]

The part of his brain that's damaged is a democratic part, right?

[Adam Carolla]

He goes, well, I don't agree with him on this, but I do agree on that. Like, that's what a normal. That's what you would do with COVID You go, I don't know. Maybe it came from a wet market. Maybe it came from a lab. Yeah, but I know it came from a wet market. It never came from a Lab and you have to be deplatformed means something's wrong with you now and then that's where they're at.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, no, there's no give. I mean, like, just seeing Charlie Kirk, you know, they're showing all the clips now, seeing him, and just the fact that, you know, I don't want to discuss with you, you're automatically a racist and you're. With no proof provided, of course, you're automatically. You know, you hate trans people. It's like, no, but can we discuss it? Can you come and at least. Or no, we're gonna prevent you from talking.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Rob Schneider]

That's the form of debate that the Democratic Party and the liberal intelligentsia, the leftists, are providing for us.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, by the way, I argue all the time. It's kind of a tell that, you know you're wrong. Yeah, because, like, I'll give you an example. Guy's written a story about me,

[Rob Schneider]

a

[Adam Carolla]

long article about me, and I don't know that much about it, but he does these things on Norm MacDonald and he does U2, the band and stuff like that. For some reason, he thought he should do something on me. And so I was talking to him, and he's going, well, you and your stance and how you are and your takes on Covid and stuff like that, obviously, that's probably not made you real popular in Hollywood. And I said, yeah, I have a few parties I haven't been invited to. And he said, well, who are some of the people and what are some of the situations? And I said, well, I used to go to Phil Rosenthal's house for pizza parties, but I'm no longer invited to the pizza party. And, you know, David Alan Greer used to be best friends with him, but he sort of called me a white supremacist or whatever he called or called me. And then it was like, Mark Maron would talk shit about me on stage and stuff. So it's like there's people, you know, probably not a fan of my politics, and I don't talk to them anymore. And I formally, you know, had a decent relationship with them, and they don't have that anymore. So he. When he's writing the story, I just learned this yesterday. He goes around and he goes, well, who would be interesting to talk about you? And I said, well, you want to talk to Kimmel? All right, talk to Kimmel. He talks to Kimmel. Who else would be. Mike August is pushing this stuff. He goes, well, give him a talk to Kevin Costner. I go, I don't know Bug Kevin Costner. Yeah. Okay. Kevin Costner's hap. I talk to him for an hour. Happy to talk to him. Alec Baldwin. Yeah, Alec Baldwin gets on, talks to the guy for an hour.

[Rob Schneider]

None of those guys ended up in the article, right?

[Adam Carolla]

Judd Apatow. The article hasn't come out yet, but Judd Apatow talks to him. He gets. Bill Simmons talks to him. He gets everybody.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. Then he says to me, I tried to put a call into David Allen Grierson and Phil Rosenthal and Marc Maron, and none of them would talk. And the answer now, it's not because they're pissed. It's because they're wrong. They're embarrassed. What they did is shameful. Yeah. Yes. And they can't fucking defend it. So they're being cowards now. And they're not gonna talk to it, and they won't.

[Rob Schneider]

They can't defend it and they won't defend it. So they ignore that it happened.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Rob Schneider]

It's just a death by ignorance.

[Adam Carolla]

You guys were all fucking wrong about everything, especially Covid. You punished me for being right, and now you're too cowardly to talk to a reporter.

[Rob Schneider]

No, they're all pussies. I mean, ultimately, they are, and it's a shame. And there are liberals that I get along with and that are fine, and I don't think. I don't even wanna label them. It's just, these are Americans. There's some of them that I've completely disagreed with before. But you can have communication and talk to them and you get them out of that thing. Just like Rob Reiner. If he sat here, he'd be the greatest, funnest guy to hang out with.

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With.

[Adam Carolla]

Sweet. He has. And he's a great guy, you know,

[Rob Schneider]

and then, like, you know, Jim Jeffries is. I just talked to him yesterday. He's the sweetest, loveliest guy. He used to be hardcore lefty. He's come. You know, I wouldn't say he's come over to being conservative, but he understands and has conversations as a normal guy and can admit the truth.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Rob Schneider]

You know, and that's important. Can you. Do you want to live a life where you can admit the truth? Can you admit where you're wrong, or are you going to just stay. It seems like to be part of the liberal Hollywood, you have to maintain the lie. And that's like the Judd Apatows of the world, in my opinion. He just won't come around to, like, for instance, he's doing a Norm MacDonald documentary, not talking to Me, right? He's been in every movie, everything I did. The most fun role he ever had, he said was in one of my movies. And you know, the fact that Norm. Norm MacDonald.

[Rob Reiner]

Yeah.

[Rob Schneider]

And the fact that he wouldn't even call me, you know, he called and said you had any pictures. He said, pictures, you have any cool pictures of Norm? And I wanted to say like, so okay, you want a picture, but you don't want to hear any stories because you know, Norm absolutely was the most hilarious and would call out the bullshit on the Democratic side. And he didn't want to hear those stories, of course, because he's the same thing. He doesn't want to hear anything that could go against the, you know, that liberal intelligentsia that could stop him from being invited to one of those parties.

[Adam Carolla]

You're talking about about wood fired pizza man. I miss it.

[Rob Schneider]

I know those parties are fun and believe me, supermodels are not conservative. So sure, it's more fun to be in that party. For sure. 100%.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, speaking of douchebags, Trevor Noah.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, this guy, as another just complete

[Adam Carolla]

piece of shit, I file these guys under the Ilhan Omar's of the world, which is this country saved your ass.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adam Carolla]

And Charlize Theron, we saved you. And then you come over here and you just call us racist, basically, which is awesome.

[Rob Schneider]

You live your dreams, you become rich because of this incredible opportunity that this nation of freedom, this great experiment in freedom has provided you. And you pay us back by shitting on us.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Rob Schneider]

And that's why Trevor Noah is just

[Adam Carolla]

a complete piece of shit and not fucking very funny. Like I've seen his stand up, he's

[Rob Schneider]

never made me laugh. One and even liberals got sick of him on his own show, on the Daily show and they canceled the show because even them said, you know what, it's not funny enough. We're not even. The pandering that he did was unsuccessful.

[Adam Carolla]

He's gonna speak out on the trans in sports subject, which he's an expert in. Yes, but I'm saying, what I'm saying

[Rob Schneider]

is if a skinny ass man is allowed to be a boxer, a man

[Adam Carolla]

who weighs less than a bag of

[Rob Schneider]

cement is allowed to be a professional boxer. A man that I can pick up and throw to the other side of the room. He'll beat me in a fight, boxing, but I can lift him if that person gets accommodated. Why can we not accommodate a trans woman? What kind of logic is that?

[Adam Carolla]

I don't fucking know what kind of

[Rudy Pavich]

fucking logic is that?

[Rob Schneider]

First of all, if you could pick him up and throw him, you wouldn't be in the ring with him because you guys are in a different weight category. What the fuck is that? I don't even understand.

[Adam Carolla]

I was trying to break down what he meant. Super funny comedian Trevor Noah. And I realize he's basically, I think what he's saying and you tell me and you guys, Dawson, Andrew, I think what he's kind of saying is I could pick up this flyweight and throw him across the ring, but he would fight another flyweight. They have weight divisions. He's not going to go against Ken Norton. He's going to go someone who's equal to him. But you want to know what, but here's my answer. Trevor Noah. An average woman might weigh 135 pounds.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Roberto Duran started his career as a lightweight 135 pounder. So you think that woman who is a boxer could handle Roberto Duran when Roberto Duran was 23 years old? I don't. That's my argument. My argument is Roberto Duran starts off lightweight 135, wins the belt at lightweight before he moves up a couple of weight divisions. But hands of stone would take out hands of Massengale. Is there a woman, 135 pound woman on the planet that Roberto Duran would not destroy at 135 fucking pounds? That's the point.

[Rob Schneider]

No, what he's saying is can we accommodate a skinny man beating up a woman? That's what the point of the matter is. This is a skinny man. Can we let him beat up women in a ring with a referee? It's like it's so he knows he's lying. I guess he knows that it's the gymnastics that he's. The logical gymnastics that he's having to accomplish there. It's not even making sense for him. And he's trying to. Can we not accommodate, can we not let men 110 pound men? I like the way he makes the men seem defenseless.

[Adam Carolla]

By the way. The Olympics, we just tried this in the Olympics and we had a dude

[Rob Schneider]

beat up women which was horrendous. I will never see the Olympic ever.

[Adam Carolla]

That uppercut Roberto just threw at 135. Man, he was a wrecking machine back then.

[Rob Schneider]

There was a. One of his earlier fights, early fights, he fought 300 times. There was a. Where there was a handsome guy, he was fighting against him by the end of the fight was not handsome anymore. The wife of that fighter jumped into the ring and started hitting Duran with a shoe with her shoe and he and he gave her a slight uppercut. I don't think that exists.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, so you find me 135 pound chick that could have gone up against Roberto Duran in 1977. All right. The great Rob Schneider. Let me give some plugs here. I really love you. Released on Angel. Also a tour, Norfolk. No, sorry. Northfield, Ohio. MGM, Northfield Park. Also Flint, Michigan Capitol Theater, March 20, March 21 Rob Griffin, Great stand up comedian. Go check him out. Next, Rudy Pavich with the news. Yes, let me tell you about Chime. Chime is changing the way people bank because it's built for you, not the 1%. It's not like old banks that charge overdraft and monthly fees. They turn everyday spending into real rewards and progress. They also help you build credit history and earn up to 3% APY on savings. It's rated 5 stars by USA Today for customer service because they have real humans 24 7. It's the new way to build credit history with your own money and get rewarded every every single day. I joined and my banking has never been smoother. So I know it's going to help you as well. It's Chime, right?

[Dawson]

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[Rob Schneider]

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[Dawson]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Dawson]

It's time to check Adam's voicemail.

[Adam Carolla]

Eighth man, Tom with an H from Philly. Hey, a two part question. Number one, whatever happened to the KROC doc? Can you talk about it? We'd love to know. And more importantly, part two, how how is Dennis Prager doing? We would love to hear an update on the great Dennis Prager. We miss him. Get it on.

[Dawson]

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[Adam Carolla]

Prager's doing better. I was told. I spoke to him not too long ago and I was told that he can was going to start doing interviews and podcasts and things like that. He still still having a mobilization problem, but he's better than he was. And KROC Doc is as we speak, being worked on in this building. It keeps going from one long one to like a four parter to three parter. So it's a little in flux. But there's your update. So Rudy has the news.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, let's do it. Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has consistently denied Trump's offer to send US Military into Mexico to fight the cartel. She is apparently proud of this. President Trump recently announced a coalition of governments from across Latin America. But Mexico says no and they're proud of the decision. Here's what she had to say. If the flow of illegal weapons from the United States into Mexico were stopped, these groups wouldn't have access to this type of high powered weaponry to carry out their criminal activities.

[Adam Carolla]

You know, there's this thing that's more prevalent in women that I keep noticing, which is they look at themselves as heroes by telling people other people don't like like Trump to fuck off. But a lot of it and a lot of it's like progressive shit. Like during COVID Trump sailed a Red Cross medical ship out here and they were like, fuck you with your medical ship. Get outta here. And it's like, I thought, weren't you the dicks that are telling us the hospitals are overrun. Like, what's. And, like, yeah, fuck that guy. It kind of reminds me of all the Elon Musk stuff where it's interesting. So it's like a feminine trait. So Amazon was trying to open a hub in AOC's area, and she was like, fuck you. Because they're giving them tax incentives. Also. It's this weird thing. It's this weird relationship that Democrats have with taxes, which is. It's like, it's their money. You know what I mean? We're not gonna get ripped off by Amazon not paying taxes. It's like, they're not taking your money. They're paying less, but they're generating so much income that it's good for your constituents and so many jobs, but it's not ripping you off. You know what I mean? If you make a billion dollars and you pay 25%, it's still a shitload of money. It's not ripping off. My secretary pays 28%. Yes. She makes $43,000. So it's a much smaller amount that you're getting from her. Let me just put it to you this way. With the amount that Elon. I will say this to the left. The amount that Elon Musk pays in taxes, you guys can run fraudulent daycare centers and fraudulent hospice care centers in Los Angeles and Minnesota for 1000 years. If you just do it off the money that's generated from the secretary, you can only keep the place open for, like, four days. Okay, put it in your language. Shouldn't we appreciate Trump and Elon and all those guys? So she. Everyone loves telling Trump and Elon. Women love telling Elon to fuck off and Trump to fuck off, even if it's at their own detriment. But here she is. Yes, I will say also, you guys, like, whoever. Whatever shithole country you're from, like, at a certain point, when you go, listen, it's not the people of wherever. It's like the drug cartels. We have so many drug cartels and they're battling in the streets and they've taken over the towns. Or you go to the Middle east and you go, it's not us. It's not the fine people. It's all the terrorist organizations. You ever stop and think, why does your country have a bunch of terrorist organizations? Or, why does your country have fucking drug cartel else? Maybe your country's a piece of shit. You ever think about that?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. It starts with the. With the ground. You know, I don't look at a shit carrot and go, well, the ground was perfect. This carrot just came up. The. No, man. No, no, no. It starts. It starts at the roots. You're right. It's in that equation. It's like, yes, this Amazon facility is overrun by drug cartels and by a bunch of people who are trying to get the fuck out. And maybe she's pissed that he decided to close some borders and now she's stuck with these goddamn criminals.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, here's the ultimate. Here's basically the ultimate thing for any city, state, country. At some point, there is a border for everything. And it's like, well, you leave Los Angeles and now you're in Orange County. Or you leave this and now you leave California, and now you're in Nevada. For anything, any entity, there's a kind of a line, an additional demarcation line. Mexico. Are people in the United States attempting to get into your country? Or are your people welding themselves into truck fenders to try to get into our country? And the answer is, everyone's trying to get here and no one's trying to get there. Then why? Why? Because it's not like people are killing themselves in Canada trying to get to the United States. So what's so different about your country and Gavin Newsom? If everyone is leaving California, but no one is coming to California, why? Because you can talk about tax code or test scores, you can talk about drug cartels, you can talk about poutine, you can talk about the Montreal Canadiens, you can talk about anything you want. But there is a bottom line. It's a bottom line. People used to go, my ex wife used to always say to me, you know, everyone who works for you, they all hate you. Which is awesome. I'd go, why don't you show up once in a while and fucking find out if someone does? But anyway, they all hate me. I go, fine. How come no one ever quits? Someone needs to quit. If you. You hate your boss, you fucking quit. I had a fucking guy named Jan who was my foreman when we were doing earthquake work. I hated this guy so much, even though I was getting 19 bucks an hour, which is like, I was getting 12 normally, but I was getting, like, 19. I fucking couldn't take Jan Zetterberg anymore. And I was like, fuck you, Jan. I can't. I don't wanna work with you anymore. And I just fucking quit. When your country's a piece of shit, you flee. When your country's good, you don't like, everyone's like, united States. Oh, they invented slavery with the trailer. How come you're all coming here? Then how come no one's fleeing?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Rudy Pavich]

How come nobody has ever drank our water and shit themselves for four days?

[Adam Carolla]

Right. How come we don't have to get a bunch of shots before you come here? And then, you know, and all the Somalias, okay, Somalia's great. It's full of proud people. What are they doing here? Go back to fucking Somalia. Like there is a bottom line. California's not run right, and people are leaving. Mexico's not run right. People are leaving. Canada's fine, so people stay there. Denmark is fine, so people stay there. Whatever that thing is, when you're not doing it right, it's a piece of shit. People flee.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. They need more poutine. That's right. Fuck yeah, they do. Louisiana awards $106 million to nonprofit whose lawyers hinder city's ability to clean up streets. And bill. Get this, $1,025 an hour. That is Gargas money right there.

[Adam Carolla]

So we had to pay the homeless advocates money because we tried to get people off the streets.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. So the Legal Aid foundation of Los Angeles was awarded the largest share of an eye popping $177 million tenant rights funding package approved by City hall this week. The attorneys for this thing are actually the ones that are gonna be making out the most. But meanwhile, they approved this for 177 million. Meanwhile, there's people that are going around going, hey man, I own some of these apartments and some of these complexes. People don't want to move here because there's nothing but litter and garbage and encampments in front of these places. No one wants to rent from me. And you guys are shelling out a bunch of dough to nonprofits who are charging that much, $1,025 an hour. But nothing's getting cleaned up around our facilities and where people are going to rent and look live.

[Adam Carolla]

I was going to bed getting angry last night, harkening back on when Dr. Drew. I mean, let's really break this down. Everybody, Louisiana, has a massive homeless problem. Nobody can deny it. It's the biggest in the United States. All right? So let's just not even be partisan here. Let's just agree on a few things. Things. LA has a massive homeless problem that everyone can agree on. Even progressive Mayor Bass will tell you we must do something about the homeless problem. And then they start talking about the Olympics or the World cup or whatever. Okay, okay. So we have a massive homeless problem. Okay? Now what drives the homeless problem is drugs and addiction. Because when you go into a shelter. And these people are offered shelters. They cannot go into the shelter if they're going to do drugs. So they deny the open bed in the shelter because they wanna do drugs. And I'm like, look, what if somebody said. And I kind of get it. Like, what if somebody said, hey, Rudy, at after the show Saturday night, you can come up the street from the club and you can stay in our house. But my mom is there and she's Mormon and my wife's Mormon, and there's just no alcohol allowed in the house, you know, so. But you can stay for free. I'd be like, I don't know. I like to have a drink after the show. I think I'd stay in the hotel. Like, I'll just go and pay. You want to pay for a hotel room? Why don't you stay for free? I'd like to stay for free, but I'd like to have a drink. Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Also, how'd this nerd get into our green room? Get the hell out of here.

[Adam Carolla]

Get the hell outta here, you Mormons. So I get it. Like, these people are fucking hardcore drug addicts, so they would rather do the drugs than take the bed. So homelessness is a massive problem in la. It's fueled by drug addicts. I. I defy you to find somebody who's sleeping outdoors on a fucking sidewalk with roaches and rats on a piece of cardboard, that's not high, drunk, intoxicated, whatever. And I think first off, the homeless population that are just folks that got. Because the factory closed down and they got pushed out on the street, or the wife that got divorced, I think that fucking number's zero. I think that number's zero. I don't think it's like people do a thing where they go. A small percentage of them are just moms that are down on their. I think that number's zero. I've never seen it. I've traveled thousands of miles through this city. So have you. So is Dawson. I've never seen a sober mom walking around with her kids. It's all fucking junkies. It's all crazy junkies. All right? And then they go, well, but what about the people? Schizophrenia. Some of it. Small percentage. I think it's a small percentage. I think if anyone really got to the bottom of this, what percentage of people who are sleeping outdoors are not using something? Do you think there's someone who's just stone cold sober who just goes to bed that night? Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Zero.

[Adam Carolla]

I don't think it exists. So drugs and addiction is Driving this problem. It is the cause of the problem. And five years ago, Dr. Drew, who's an addiction medicine specialist who's been specializing in that field for about 40 years, said to the LA City Council, you do not have anybody in this homeless task force that's an addiction medicine specialist, yet addiction is the number one problem that you guys have to solve. So. That sort of sounds insane. It'd be like saying if the biggest problem with the homeless is not enough inexpensive housing, but nobody on the board had any building experience, no architecture experience, no engineering experience. That would be kind of dumb because you're all just in the dark, dark now. So the city council has nobody who has addiction medicine expertise of any kind, just a bunch of dumb fucking yentas. And Dr. Drew says, I will volunteer my services to work with you to address this problem. And they tell him to go pound sand. They go, fuck off.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

So would one then assume that they were interested in solving this problem? This is, by the way, like Sheinbaum telling Trump to fuck off. Like anybody with any field of expertise. Hey, white guy. Fuck off. White guy who knows a whole bunch of shit and might be able to impact your problem. Yeah, you can fuck off, too. Which means, A, they're not that interested in solving the problem, but B, they get paid no matter what. Because if you got paid based on performance, you'd be dying for that guy to volunteer his information. That Times. There's a Times article written by some crazy yenta about five years ago that attacked Drew for volunteering to help the homeless with addiction. Yeah, that's where we're at.

[Rudy Pavich]

Absolutely.

[Adam Carolla]

So that's all chick think. Sorry, it's all fucking chick think. And we're screwed. And guess what? I hope you're sitting down. But since five years ago, when Drew offered to volunteer his tax, the homeless problem's gotten worse. Much worse in the last five years with much more addiction. Where is that article, Andrew? I know. It's behind a paywall. I know, but you can pop up. No, I can't. The paywall keeps popping up. You can pop it for a second, though, right? Cause we did pop it for a second. Dr. Drew eyed for Homeless Commission. Anger's Advocates. Yeah, he angered at the advocates. The advocates who get paid, by the way. Okay, Dawson Drew angered the people who are in charge of spending the $24 billion that we've wasted on homelessness. He angered those advocates who make their bones with homeless people, not getting homeless people off the street. Street. So when a disruptor like Drew shows up, they want him to fuck out.

[Dawson]

So if I was making money and somebody said something that wasn't gonna. Means I wasn't gonna make money, I'd

[Adam Carolla]

be mad at him, too. You've been angered. You've been embezzling from the company. You and your five friends have been embezzling from the company for 20 years. I announced good news. I got an auditor. We can come in and go ahead and audit these books, and then you and your five buddies take a vote and tell him to get the fuck out. But super retard from the Los Angeles Times takes your side. That's the crazy part. The bitch at the Times who's not even getting paid is advocating to get Drew out of there.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. And it's got nothing to do with anything else other than you're on the other side of the aisle, so go fuck right off.

[Adam Carolla]

By the way, you know what I love about the old articles? It's a controversial stance on Covid. You mean shit. We were right about. And you guys never apologize. That stance.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Rob Schneider]

One.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Like, it's like my controversial stance of I thought we should have killed Hitler before World War II. It's like. It's like saying, that's my stance. And then. No one ever apologized to you.

[Rudy Pavich]

It's like when I see sports fans getting angry at each other, like, ah, fuck the Eagles fans. These guys are. I'm like, if you're hanging off the side of a cliff and you're about to fall, but a guy's got an Eagles jersey on and he reaches down to pick you up and help you, would you go, sorry, bro. I fucking hate Philly. You hadn't let me drop. No, of course not. And that's what Mexico, and that's what California's in with the cartels and with the homeless. You got people with resources that can help you out, but because they decide to walk with another group of people, you go, you know what? Just pound sand. Get the hell out of here. I don't. Piss off.

[Adam Carolla]

Know what happened? You'd be hanging off that cliff. The Eagles guy would show up like, andrew's a big Eagles guy. Yeah. Then he'd go. He'd reach out and he'd go, wait a minute. Are you an Eagles fan? He'd go, I'm a Ravens fan. He'd kick your hand, and you go sailing down a cliff, and he'd yell, fly. He goes, fly. And then he'd laugh, and then he'd

[Rudy Pavich]

throw a beer bottle at Santa Claus, you son of a fish.

[Adam Carolla]

That's right. All right, next story.

[Rudy Pavich]

All right, BBC says deep wound stab kits are now recommended on London buses for some strange, unstated reason. Weird how these things suddenly just pop up in a country that pioneered public transportation.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, listen, and God, it's so fucking sad. Yeah, Islamists stabbing people on public transportation. Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Like you say, like the barbed wire around the signs so they can.

[Adam Carolla]

Freeway signs.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, the freeway signs.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

That is a sign that your city is in shambles.

[Adam Carolla]

So let me just say something to everybody. Like there are moments when you, like if, you know, if you have a daughter. I have a daughter. You know what I mean? And then you said, oh, Adam, my daughter's gonna come stay at your house for a little while while we're out on the road. And I went, okay. And then you said, you don't have nail polish remover around the house, do you? And I went, huh, maybe. Oh, she'll drink that. Yeah, we gotta get rid of that. I would argue that instead of burning calories hiding the nail polish remover, bigger questions should be asked. Like, why is your dog, her, so bad off that she's drinking nail polish remover? And I would say the same. I said it a million times. When we start putting the barbed wire around the freeway signs in la, we should have asked ourselves, where are we going as a city, by the way, we've gotten much worse. And then we get into these conversations about, well, we can't have lights up on the 6th Street Bridge because guys come and steal the copper. So we won't be able to reinstall the wiring until we can harden it. Like the fact that we need to harden things. You know, the fact that every gas station needs to have 4 inches of bulletproof glass and you gotta talk to a guy through the fucking drawer. The fact that you can't go to the CVS and get cartridges for your razors or shampoo without someone with a set of keys to unlock it from a cage. And the fact that we need deep stabbing kits on transportation, that's a time to stop and go, what the fuck is going on? All right, so here's how I do it. Who's doing the stabbing? I don't do a thing where I go get everyone a stabbing kit. My feeling is, who's doing the stabbing? And then people go, well, we can't answer that, cuz that's racist. Yes, we can answer it. We need to answer all of it. Who's doing whatever it is we don't want? Who's doing that? Because I would like to know and by the way, that doesn't make me racist. It makes them stabbers.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

You understand? It means you're really good at stabbing. Not I'm really good at being racist. I'm just fucking asking what the problem is. I'm trying to solve the problem. Me saying black dads need to hang out and raise their kids is not me being racist. It's kind of the opposite of being racist. I'm actually trying to solve the fucking problem.

[Rudy Pavich]

Problem?

[Adam Carolla]

You're talking about systemic racism like it's radon gas. You're never going to get to the fucking problem. Yeah, I'll get to the problem. Who's doing the stab?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. If you're at a bar with all white people, but there is a whole group at a table that are donning Hell's Angels vests, and you're looking for a table to sit at, where are you going to sit? Probably next to the dudes who are donning the Hell's Angels vest. So, yeah, you do a little bit of profiling. It's what you're supposed to do. It's in our human nature to stay safe.

[Adam Carolla]

Safe, yes. So why the necessity? There's some good tweets Andrew says on this one. Why the necessity for these stamping kits? And by the way, you know who was a bus driver back in the day?

[Rudy Pavich]

Tell me. Otto from the Simpsons.

[Adam Carolla]

Not bad. Not as good. Don't run any for a second. Let me just talk to Rudy for a second. You know who drove public transportation? Ralph Kramden.

[Rudy Pavich]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Adam Carolla]

The Honeymooners. Jackie Gleason was a bus driver in New York, right?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Bus driver by day, wife beater by night. He knew how to run a family.

[Adam Carolla]

He never came home and said, oh, man, a junkie took a shit in my bus today. Or a crazy tranny tried to stab an elderly Asian man. Or these people, black teens, all jumped on the bus at the same time and refused to pay the fare. Or some Shiite Muslim declared a jihad and tried to stab an elderly man. Nope. He just drove a bus. Yeah, he drove a bus. He wore bow tie. And he just came back every day with his shirt tucked in and his bow tie on. And it's a long day at work, but there was never a story. Yeah. You could not make a sitcom about a guy who drove a bus today in a major metropolitan city. I guess Honeymooners was in New York. Sure. I'm guessing. Could you imagine having a guy, his vocation was a bus driver in New York City, came back and There was never a story about someone taking a shit on the bus or stepping on a syringe or anything. New York, Yeah. Brooklyn, New York, never had a story about it. Wasn't a big thing. No violence, no incidents.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. You also couldn't make the show because you couldn't get the camera inside of the bulletproof case they have to lock themselves inside of to be able to drive the goddamn bus.

[Adam Carolla]

Now, the only controversy with him and the bus from an episode of the Honeymooners is, like, black chick did try to sit up front, so I did have to send her to. Send her to the moon. Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, where are we?

[Rob Schneider]

Ah.

[Rudy Pavich]

All right. So Quentin Tarantino today fired back at Rosanna Arquette her recent critique of Pulp Fiction, specifically for Tarantino's frequent use of the N word. I hope the publicity you're getting from 132 different media outlets, writing your name and printing your picture was worth disrespecting me and my film. I remember quietly, quite clearly, you were thrilled to be a part of. Of, he wrote in a statement obtained by Deadline. But after I gave you a job and you took the money to trash it for what I suspect is very cynical reasons, shows a decided lack of class. No less honor.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Well, first off, when you do a movie, first off, any period, whatever you think, get a fucking pass. Like, they made the movie Miracle, which with everything going on, I recommend.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, great.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. No black players on that hockey team. And the reason there's no black people in the movie the Miracles, because there were no Black people in 1980 on the hockey team, and neither was the coach and there was the assistant coach. So they just. Just recreated that. Now you can complain because there's 25 white dudes. Where's the black dude? But you get a pass because they didn't have a black dude on the team. And that's the way it goes. And I think you should be able to do that historically. And when people threw around the N word, whether it was Django Unchained or whatever. What? Pulp Fiction. If that's the way they talk, then that's the way they talk, then tough shit. Yeah, Rosanne.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Also, I always hate when people take jobs. They take the money and then they go back and they have a lot of shit to say about people that employed them.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, you who voted for Ilhan Omar, really, You have a problem with people who don't appreciate what you've done for them?

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, I. You know, like, you get fired from a job and somebody goes, I'm I'm never going down to that Quiznos again or I'm never listening to that radio station again. I'm like, yeah, but for nine years, they paid our mortgage. We brought our kids through private school, and also we bought two vehicles and had a trip every single year. So I know I'm getting fired, and it sucks. But, hey, it was nice for nine years, wasn't it? Now let's go find something else to do. I'm not gonna shit on him.

[Adam Carolla]

I completely agree.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. And the day when you fire me because everyone in this building is completely scared of you, I'm not gonna talk shit.

[Adam Carolla]

I think I'm an asshole. Yeah, I feel the same way. I've been let go from radio jobs and stuff. Weird to get pissed. First off, they're letting you go for a reason. Oh, Andrew. It reminded me because I had this joke that I always. It's not an onstage joke, but it's a thing. I liked a tweet from a few days ago where it's a black guy who's getting thrown off a Spirit Airlines flight, and he's getting thrown off for being rude. And when they're trying to throw him off, he's like, fuck you. And it's like, yeah, that. And I always had this joke, but it's so true. Like, so many people. The joke was, you pull a guy into your office and you just go, steve, sorry, it's just not working out here at the office, and we gotta let you go. Cause some people are finding your tone to be a little disrespectful. He's like, go fuck yourself. And you're like, yes, do that. While it's like, I want to stop in the middle of stuff and go, this is why. This is why we're firing him.

[Rudy Pavich]

Proving my point. Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. So there's this young black dude. I think he's on a spirit flight, and he's basically being thrown off the flight because a frontier. He's being thrown off the flight because he walked past a stewardess, and I guess it was a female. Instead of saying excuse me or something like that, he's like, move. And she felt intimidated and unsafe, which is the new world order. Everyone feels unsafe. And so she went in and said, get this guy off the flight. I don't want to fly with this guy, because he sort of menaced me or something. So then we pick it up from the poor guy who works at the airport, having to come in and tell the young black man, you were rude, and you got to Come off this flight. Here we go. Sorry, I'm not grabbing. What's that? She felt threatened.

[Rob Schneider]

Get out of my way.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Rob Schneider]

Fucking felt threatened about that.

[Adam Carolla]

I feel threatened standing there.

[Rob Schneider]

I'm trying to get to my seat. I feel threatened about that.

[Adam Carolla]

What's the threat about that? Tell Jimmy to call me.

[Rob Schneider]

For my.

[Adam Carolla]

The comedy is you can keep going, it gets better. But she felt threatened. And he's like, you. Yeah. And he's like, I feel threatened.

[Rob Schneider]

Yeah, that's a threat.

[Rudy Pavich]

Scared for that guy.

[Adam Carolla]

Just watching this. Get out of the way. Like a. You douche. You can't fly in an airplane.

[Rob Schneider]

I ain't threatening nobody.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. This is what MLK was talking about by not color of skin, but content of character.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Rob Schneider]

What's the threat about that? Yeah, get out of my way.

[Adam Carolla]

Ain't no mother.

[Rob Schneider]

You know what a threat is?

[Adam Carolla]

I'll show you a threat.

[Rudy Pavich]

I'm watching it.

[Adam Carolla]

Get out of it. By the way, imagine getting on an airplane just yelling, get out of my way. Let me just say something. Can I say this for a second? Whether it's you fucking wrestling with an ice guy or getting shitty at an airport, or getting in someone TSA's face or anyone, anything to do with an airplane fucking bite your lip. And shitty. Shut your fucking face.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

They will throw you out of there so fucking fast, you don't get to call an attorney or a lifeline. You're just out.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

You're just gone.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Watched a girl get arrested on a flight to Austin one time. She was completely hammered and took a. Not a swing, but kind of like an elbow at an officer. And she was all of 115 pounds, probably no food, drank all day at the airport. This guy was not playing. Grabbed her right by the neck, put

[Adam Carolla]

an arm behind her.

[Dr. Anthony Fauci]

No.

[Rudy Pavich]

Threw her right on the ground. And people were like, like, why is this happening? I'm like, cuz she's hammered and she's making a scene in front of everybody

[Adam Carolla]

who won't shut her goddamn mouth. Here's the thing. Go back. Yeah, go back a little bit. Look, here's the thing. When you're out in LA or you're out in New York, feel free to jump on the hood of a cop car and take a shit on the windshield and nothing will happen. When you're inside a fucking airplane. Shut your mouth. Yeah, all right, sorry. Play it.

[Rob Schneider]

Echolades don't have a radio.

[Adam Carolla]

I just love that he's threatening people because he's thrown off because he's threatening people, threatening. To kind of fight. Gotta have pride.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Gotta have a lot of pride when you're leaving a frontier flight.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. 29 round trip. A lot of pride.

[Adam Carolla]

A lot of pride. This is the first for me on a flight.

[Rudy Pavich]

Oh, you don't fly that much on Frontier. Because I fly Frontier four times a month.

[Adam Carolla]

And I'm telling you, this is called a Wednesday.

[Rudy Pavich]

Par for the course.

[Jim Jordan]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

It's funny when they always go, we'd like to offer the Frontier Airlines credit card. I'm like, do you think anybody on this flight has credit? Look around. I mean, credit is dignity. Dignity flies Delta.

[Rob Schneider]

We.

[Adam Carolla]

There's no. Yeah, there's no chance. But you haven't been on a date and pop that baby out.

[Rudy Pavich]

Actually, I have because I have one

[Adam Carolla]

in my wallet that's we call a panty dropper. Rudy.

[Rudy Pavich]

It is.

[Adam Carolla]

You're at Arby's, she thinks you're going Dutch. And then all of a sudden, the Frontier Airlines credit card comes out.

[Rudy Pavich]

There's nothing more.

[Adam Carolla]

You got the Ralph's lanyard on your keychain. She's already sized you up for a whale.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, My Costco card is stuck to the bottom of the Frontier. There is nothing more embarrassing than when you go out to eat with like, a bunch of people in the industry who are. Are all, you know, big timers. They got big amexs. Couple black cards get thrown on the table. We'll split this up. And then I literally just throw down my Frontier credit card.

[Adam Carolla]

I had my first credit card I got when I was like 28. Bank of Hoven secured. Secured. You gave them 500, they gave you 300 in credit. Wow.

[Rudy Pavich]

Wow. Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

They didn't even give me the full amount.

[Rudy Pavich]

Wow.

[Rob Schneider]

Wow.

[Rudy Pavich]

That's unbelievable. No co signer on this one. Probably not, huh?

[Adam Carolla]

If you can give them $500, they will give you $300 worth of credit card. That was the bank of Hoven.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Is there a Bank of Hoven still? That I may have been the first person in my family to get a credit card.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, I'm looking. Listen, I've stepped it up in the credit card game. Cause I'm looking through here now. There's an Amex Platinum. I got the Delta Res Serve card and I got the Marriott Bonvoy card. So at least I'm flying decently and staying in decent places. Now I got. My goal for the year is to stay at hotels where I don't open the front door and walk into a parking lot. That's the goal for this year. And so Far. I'm only at one.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

Dallas.

[Adam Carolla]

I. I stay ones that have the word roof and airport.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

In them.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Don't stay in inns. Yeah. Anything like a. Like a. Days in road.

[Adam Carolla]

Hey, let me give you this road tip. I never thought of this. Going off to do shows in Nebraska, and we're trying to figure out where to stay, and I'm like, I don't know. Is that place nice? Is that place nice? You know what I said to my assistant? I go, what year was that place built? And she's like, this one was built in 2022. And I said, everything that's new is nice now. Everything that. Cars that are new, like work. They're all nice, you know, like new. Even cheap hotels, when they're new, they're nice.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

So if it's one from the 60s, forget about it.

[Rudy Pavich]

You're talking about Norfolk. They put you in the best hotel room.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, they do. Oh.

[Rudy Pavich]

And it's literally 100ft from the front door of the venue. It's amazing. It's absolutely amazing.

[Adam Carolla]

I know I was told something different, so we're going to have to figure that out.

[Rudy Pavich]

It's the best.

[Adam Carolla]

Bank of Hoven Credit card commercials. Ready?

[Rudy Pavich]

There we go.

[Adam Carolla]

I probably saw this when I was 2028. Sorry. Oh, yeah, Credit report.

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Rob Schneider]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Rob Schneider]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, that's right.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. That model was. Looked good, but it was a little bit homely.

[Rudy Pavich]

A little bit. Yeah. There was something going on there for sure.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, so going to be in Santa Ana. That'll be on the 22nd. Doing the whole Newman car collection thing there. I think Jay Morris going to be there. Do a live pod. That'll be the Jordan family, classic cars. And then also coming up, the whole Nebraska run. Norfolk. Coming up, 27, 28th. And then Lincoln at Howler Comedy Club. That'll be the 29th. Rudy, what do you got?

[Rudy Pavich]

This Friday, I will be in Oakdale, Minnesota, doing next stop comedy. Then Saturday, Monroe, Wisconsin, on the 21st, the 27th, Lowertown St. Paul at Gambit Brewing. One of the best rooms and then on March 29, I'll be in Lincoln with you.

[Adam Carolla]

So until next time, this Adam Carola for everyone who's been here saying Mahala,

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