Sam Tripoli on Free Speech, Culture Wars & Why He Gets Called a “Fascist”

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Adam Carolla Show

Episode: Sam Tripoli on Free Speech, Culture Wars & Why He Gets Called a “Fascist”

Release Date: January 28, 2026
Host: Adam Carolla
Guests: Sam Tripoli (comedian), Rudy Pavich (news), Andrew (producer)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode features comedian and provocateur Sam Tripoli, with co-host Rudy Pavich delivering news segments. The conversation is an unfiltered exploration of today’s cultural battles, focusing especially on free speech, the manipulation of language, media confusion, female empowerment, corruption, and the overall climate of societal outrage. True to form, Adam Carolla and his crew blend biting humor with cultural critique, sprinkling in personal anecdotes and moments of outrageous banter.

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Main Themes

• Free Speech and the Weaponization of Language
• Cultural and Gender Shifts
• Media Confusion and Political Correctness
• Corruption, Fraud, and Political Grift
• Male and Female Stereotypes
• The Decline of Accountability
• Internet Karma and Instant Consequences

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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The Weaponization of Language & Identity

[04:59 - 09:03]

• Adam and Sam argue that today’s evolving language around gender and identity isn't about inclusion but confusion.

• Adam Carolla: “A lot of the language stuff is there to confuse because when you’re confused … you just go, ‘Just go in, I don’t want to deal with this shit anymore.’” (05:01)

• They lambast situations where criminals exploit identity politics, e.g., male prisoners claiming to be trans women for personal benefit.

• Adam: Criticizes the LA Times’ reporting on a rape case where the accused’s gender identity muddles the story:
  “The nine-year-old little girl went into the bathroom, she came in, pulled her phallus out and raped her. And they raped her in the bathroom. … It’s here to confuse. … Eventually when I’m hearing she and them, you know what I do? I go, ‘Oh fuck it, I’m done with this story.’” (07:11)

• Sam Tripoli: Decries the media’s attempts to respect criminal pronouns:
  "100%. They do that all the time with school shooters … like, hey, respect their pronouns." (08:47)

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Society’s Outrage and the Power of Internet Karma

[13:42 - 19:06]

• Discussion of viral videos where activists are met with physical or social consequences for their protests or reckless behavior.
• The hosts admit enjoying these “instant karma” clips, arguing they were missing in the pre-internet era.
• Sam Tripoli: “Those videos are fire, dude.” (17:49)

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Cultural Shifts: Gender and Generational Trends

[19:33 - 38:43]

• Rudy shares an anecdote about being accused of "white privilege" by a wealthy Minnesota woman.

• Conversations about how white women are programmed through culture, leading to broad criticisms of their own demographic.

• Sam: "There is no group that hates their own more than white women ... completely fubarred by just culture and programming." (19:33)

• The hosts note that young men seem increasingly uninterested in sex, driving, or independence.

  • Adam: "They don’t like fucking anymore ... You get a car so you can go to where the pussy is ... Remove getting laid, now do you need a driver’s license?" (38:16)

• Sam: “All the retards are just reproducing.” (19:37)

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Corruption, Grift, and “Pop the Trunk” Analogy

[41:41 - 47:48]

• Adam points out the inexplicable net worth gains of politicians like Chelsea Clinton, suspecting corruption and fraud in foundations and aid organizations.

• Sam: Explains alleged money laundering through charity, referencing the Ukraine/FTX scandal.

• Adam’s “pop the trunk” metaphor: If you go nuts when asked to show what’s in your trunk, there’s something suspicious—applies this to politicians diverting money.

• Adam: "If you start screaming if a cop just pulled ... look, somebody stole a scooter ... just fucking pop the trunk ... But if you won’t pop that trunk, something’s in there." (42:15)

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Double Standards and the Rise of “Weaponized” Women

[26:11 - 29:54; 33:23 - 36:28]

• Carolla and Tripoli dissect the contradictions in feminist discourse and how social media amplifies the nastiness and tribalism.

• Discussion of the labor nurse who wished harm on a political opponent, Carolla notes:
  “Now, she didn’t work for Hallmark. She was a nurse. … It’s so crazy how nasty they are.” (33:40)

• Adam’s complaints about females in authority prioritizing identity over responsibility and the unwillingness to apologize or show consistent standards.

• Social media is blamed for taking “girl talk” public and fueling meanness.

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Tribe Over Principle & Identity Politics in Politics

[59:56 - 66:11]

• The discussion shifts to the inherent tribalism of modern political actors—Sam and Adam cite Somali and Armenian communities, along with women, as examples.
• Adam: "Your job is not to figure out what people’s ethnicity is ... Your job, you’re a da, you just prosecute people." (61:45)
• Adam observes that for many female leaders, identity trumps role, referencing the Harvard antisemitism controversy.

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Satire of Men’s & Women’s Roles and Failures of Modern Governance

[73:09 - 76:37]

• Adam’s bit on the difference between principals and presidents in schools morphs into a critique of academic leadership.
• He lampoons the inability of female university presidents to simply denounce antisemitism, due to tribal identity politics.

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Notable & Memorable Quotes

Gender, Confusion, and Language

• “I can be a man and a DA, but I can be a DA first ... Women ... they're a woman first.” — Adam Carolla (63:33)
• "At some point you got to get a grown up name ... We're going to downgrade you to Jeff." — Adam Carolla, excoriating Jeffrey Toobin (12:48)

Outrage, Fraud, and Modern Politics

• “The fear of hate is so much more powerful than real world consequences. And that's why California is completely fucked … They vote with their heart not with what they're seeing on the streets.” — Sam Tripoli (51:28)
• "If you didn’t commit fraud, you'll be fine. So people can look into fraud. Pop the trunk. Yes, officer, knock yourself out." — Adam Carolla (104:08)

Media Critique and Identity Warfare

• “You know how you do one thing is how you do everything.” — Rudy Pavich (85:33)
• “[Harvard president]: Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's rules ... ?"
  "—Again, it depends on the context." — Clip from Congressional hearing (70:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |----------|----------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:04 | Intro, Sam’s tour dates, studio banter | | 04:59 | Trans identity, pronouns, and language confusion (LA Times rant)| | 13:02 | “Trans indigenous” prank/protest; viral video humor | | 19:33 | White privilege, rich suburb paradox, critique of white women | | 24:25 | Critique of “the Squad,” Don Lemon, and BLM hypocrisy | | 26:11 | Sam called a “fascist” for being anti-government | | 33:23 | Women’s meanness on social media, nurse wishing harm | | 41:41 | Political corruption, “pop the trunk” analogy | | 51:28 | Fear of hate vs. real consequences in California | | 62:45 | Tribalism, mayors and DAs prioritizing group over role | | 69:10 | Harvard antisemitism hearing, ideology over responsibility | | 85:28 | The “Sandwich Mom” litmus test for good parenting | | 95:37 | Rudy’s heroic real-life intervention; “Do Gooders Club” | | 109:00 | Amazonian women vs. dwarf men: viral biology lesson |

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Notable Moments

• Sam’s “Fascist” Label:
  Sam Tripoli shares that despite being staunchly anti-big government, he’s labeled a “fascist” online:
  "I want no government, dude. I want, like, cops. That’s it. ... How am I fascist?" (26:11)

• Sandwich Mom Test:
  Adam’s heartwarming/funny method for measuring parental love:
  “There’s no such thing as a good sandwich mom and then just a shitty mom. ... All I need is the sandwich. Yeah. Fresh roast beef.” (85:38)

• Rudy Pavich: Real-Life Hero:
  Rudy recounts how he chased down an abusive ex-boyfriend attacking a woman in Minnesota:
  “My girlfriend grabs me and goes, you have to do something. ... I chase him down. ... Cops get out, tackle him, make the arrest.” (96:12)

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Tone & Style

• The show is deeply irreverent, relying on sarcasm, streetwise logic, wild analogies, and sometimes politically incorrect language.
• Banter between Adam and Sam is rapid-fire: they riff and escalate each other’s bits, frequently pushing boundaries on race, gender, and class topics.
• Storytelling is intercut with standup-worthy punchlines and conversational callbacks, while news segments provide launching pads for larger cultural commentary.

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Conclusion

This episode is a high-octane ride through contemporary cultural and political skirmishes, weaving in social satire, skepticism of bureaucracy and woke trends, and plenty of self-deprecating humor. Listeners who are seeking comedic catharsis or countercultural takes on hot-button issues will find it rich and engaging, though its brash language isn’t for the easily offended.

Listen if: You want an unfiltered, humorous perspective on free speech, media confusion, and the modern culture wars, with plenty of memorable lines to quote.

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Transcript

[Adam Carolla]

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[Andrew]

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[Andrew]

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Sam Troup Tripoli and the news with Rudy Pavage. And now Adam Carolla.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on that show. Speaking of a minute, you get it on. Sam Tripoli, back in the studio.

[Sam Tripoli]

Good to be back, buddy. Good to be back and I'm so happy. This show is crushing it. I see at the top of the podcast list all the time. Great to see that.

[Adam Carolla]

Great to see you. My friend Rudy Pavich is going to be doing the news, hanging out with Us as well. Sam's got dates. Soul Joel's fun place in the middle of. I don't know where, but it's a fun place because they have multiple events going on at the same time. So you can be doing stand up in one room and an Aerosmith cover band can be rocking out the next room. And that's the way I like it.

[Sam Tripoli]

And you're like, why are there more people at the COVID band?

[Adam Carolla]

And they did. Last time I was there. They had like a Down syndrome prom.

[Rudy Pavich]

No, it was the Halloween costume.

[Adam Carolla]

Down.

[Rudy Pavich]

It was the best. It was the cutest damn thing.

[Adam Carolla]

Can I say this? If you have down syndrome isn't everyday Halloween. Do you really need an outfit?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, Down Synd.

[Adam Carolla]

That's its own outfit. And I'll include Asian in that group too.

[Sam Tripoli]

Trans for sure.

[Adam Carolla]

Trans for sure.

[Sam Tripoli]

Every day's Halloween syndrome.

[Adam Carolla]

Asian. No need to go down to the party store. That is. That's two outfits. You're good, you're covered. No one's going to ask you what you're going as this year. And by the way, I'll give you extra candy.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Have you seen the video of the guy who does trans indigenous?

[Adam Carolla]

No.

[Sam Tripoli]

And he goes to like these ice protests and he talks about how he's trans indigenous and trans indigenous are real indigenous and he wants ice to get rid of all them because they're the original illegals. It's so. And then you. He's in front of this. He's in front of this super woke guy and the guy can't compute what's going on because his own logic's being used against him. And he's just like, I want to learn more about your lifestyle. And it's just. It's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

[Adam Carolla]

I was talking to Jay Moore earlier and I was explaining. Great guy. I agree. I think a lot of the language stuff is there to confuse because when you're confused your default setting is just. You're like a security guard where the guy goes, no, you're not pronouncing my name, you're not spelling my name correct. And then eventually the guy gets tired and goes, just go, just go in, just go in, just go in. I don't care. I don't want to fucking deal with this shit anymore. The one that I was talking to Jay about was the story. So there was a guy and Andrew looked it up so he might be able to find it again. But there was a guy who's just a dude who looked Like Spencer Pratt with a beard. And he thought it'd be a good idea to rape a nine year old girl in the Denny's bathroom. So he just went in there in LA and raped this chick. And then he got convicted. And when he went to prison, he decided and he told his dad in a prison phone call, he said, I'm going trans because I want to stay in the women's prison, right? So now he went trans, although he's not trans, but who wouldn't, right?

[Sam Tripoli]

Right.

[Adam Carolla]

Get me out of here. Everything. Well, first off, people lie so they can fly with their dogs free on an airplane.

[Sam Tripoli]

I couldn't agree more.

[Adam Carolla]

Once you go to prison, it's all lying. Anything I can do not to get fucking raped by crip or blood, I will fucking say anything, right? Just I want to be with the ladies. And then by the way, I'll do the raping.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, 100%.

[Adam Carolla]

So this guy just got a beard. Regular dude looks like Spencer Pratt and he's just like, I'm just gonna be a fucking chick now. Because our fucking system is so fucked up. Who wouldn't do that? So he does it and then the prosecutor gets fired because he wouldn't use the guy's pronouns. He misgendered the guy because his thing is like. No, no, no, we're not. You are a rapist who used your cock to rape a female. We're not going to call you a woman and fuck this whole case up. So no, I'm not calling you ma', am, I'll call you sir. And LA fired that guy because that's a hate crime. It's a hate crime against the guy who raped a nine year old. Yeah, you understand? So the la. But, but back to the language. The language part is the la. I'm reading the story in the LA Times and what? The LA Times. The story is the nine year old girl went to the Denny's bathroom shortly after Hannah Tubbs she came into. And it's like, that's not names. Not fucking Hannah Tubbs. They made Hannah up inside prison. But the LA Times can't dead quote or dead name or whatever the fuck they have to do. So then the story. And by the way, the person has pronouns, which is they, them. So the LA Times has to. Here's the story. The nine year old little girl went into the bathroom, she came in, pulled her phallus out and raped her. And they raped her in the bathroom. I was like, it's a gang rape, it's a gang rape. No, no, they Go by they. Listen, assholes. I can't. I'm reading your story. I have no idea what happened in the story because you're calling him she and you're saying she raped him and then you're saying they raped him. So it sounds like a bunch of women came into the bathroom and raped a nine year old. It's really just one rapist dude with a beard. Yeah, it's here to confuse 100% to confuse. And then at a certain point when I'm hearing she and them, you know what I do? I go, oh, fuck it. Just, I'm fucking done with this story. Just go in the club, I don't know what it is, and imagine handing.

[Sam Tripoli]

That in to your boss with that in there and him going, yeah, perfect, you nailed it. They do that all the time with the school shooters.

[Adam Carolla]

Right? Right.

[Sam Tripoli]

They'll be like, he went in. They're like, hey, respect their pronouns. It's like, nah, man, fuck you. He just killed a bunch of kids. That's a dude.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, right, right.

[Rudy Pavich]

And yeah, My, my girlfriend's son, his school was involved in a school shooting in Minneapolis back in August. And when they were going through the whole thing, it's a trans, it's a he, it's a them. My girlfriend, who is incredibly left leaning, who is the.

[Sam Tripoli]

She's a woman.

[Rudy Pavich]

She's a woman. And finally she was just like, you know what, I'm not calling him that. No, you don't.

[Sam Tripoli]

100%.

[Rudy Pavich]

There's no way. Even though I agree, I'm going against everything. I agree.

[Commercial Voice]

Just because.

[Rudy Pavich]

Fuck you. You shot at my son.

[Adam Carolla]

I'll tell you what I like less even is when the cops have to refer to the male as a gentleman. He goes, and then the gentleman entered the Starbucks. Then the gentleman defecated in his own hand and the gentleman threw the fecal matter to Starbucks. Then the gentleman tipped his top hat yet said good day. He bid them good day. He threw a scarf over his shoulder and he walked his spat right out the front door. Then the gentleman, I was lovely. The gentleman. The gentleman sodomized the retarded 4 year old. And after that the gentleman got on a moped and he popped a wheelie. And the gentleman stopped and raped another down syndrome kid. And two gentlemen joined him in the raping of that. I think at certain point, yeah, we don't have to call you gentlemen.

[Sam Tripoli]

We don't have to be civil to murderers and rapists.

[Adam Carolla]

And I felt the same way about Jeffrey Toobin after he got caught beating off on the zoom call. I was like, at some point we get to call you Jeff, right? Cause that's not a Jeffrey. That's not a Jeffrey move. The gentleman pulled his hog out during the zoom call.

[Sam Tripoli]

How much of a delinquent are you to be like, I'm on a work zoom, but let's just bust it out, dude. Let's just finish it off. I mean, the million things are going on in your life. You have other times to beat off. You're on a work call and you pound your pud.

[Adam Carolla]

I think the problem with the human mind is if you put don't in front of some things, like smoke a cigarette or have a drink or beat off, you're now 10 times more likely to smoke a cigarette and beat off and have a drink. If you just go, don't beat off. Now. Now it's on. Like, I remember I had my buddy Ray was a big behemoth of a guy, and we fought all day. He picked on everyone, and we always super rough house shit. But he had 40 pounds of muscle on everyone, and he used to fuck me up all the time. And one time we're taking the bus to the beach, which took seven hours and like, four transfers, but thank God my mom didn't have to leave the house, you know, so. So. And I actually got a T shirt that was cool. Like, back when a T shirt meant something. If you had a concert T shirt or something. Like, he had a T shirt that was a good T shirt that was fucking gold. My. I had one of my sister's friends stole a T shirt of mine. It was a big fucking deal. Now ask me how many T shirts I have now. I don't fudge know where'd I get it? I got it for free. Like, whatever. And I said to my buddy Ray when we're walking to the bus stop, I go, hey, listen, but seriously, this. Is this a cool T shirt. It means a lot to me, so please do not tear it apart. Don't tear it off me. And he goes, you just reminded me to do that. Tore my shirt off because. And it was on me because I reminded him to destroy my T shirt.

[Sam Tripoli]

And that's why you're a good guy, because you got the shit kicked out.

[Adam Carolla]

Of you all day.

[Sam Tripoli]

When Jeffrey Toobin probably never got smacked in his life.

[Adam Carolla]

No, he beat his meat quite a few times.

[Sam Tripoli]

Jeffrey Toobin is his meat dude.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. I would say Jeffrey Toobin. I like to get him and Donny Osmond in the same room. I go, Donnie, you're 67 and a half. When do we get to start calling you Don number one. And Jeffrey, you got caught beating off on national tv, so let's just call you Jeff.

[Sam Tripoli]

At some point you got to get a grown up name.

[Adam Carolla]

We're going to downgrade you to Jeff. All right? We have the indigenous Indian indigenizer who's going out and just basically goofing on the ice. Protesters.

[Sam Tripoli]

They're so funny.

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

I'm trans indigenous.

[Adam Carolla]

Trans indigenous.

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

Are you CIS American? I'm trans indigenous for ice.

[Adam Carolla]

We love ice.

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

We love ice. We love ice. To port them all. You're all trespassers on our land. Well, trans indigenous people are indigenous people and you're all trespassers on our land. And we want Bovino to deport all of you guys. We love ice. Trans natives love ice. We love you, ice.

[Adam Carolla]

What nation are you?

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

We love ice. The trans nation. Trans nation is just as valid as CIS nations. You're not trans natophobic, are you?

[Adam Carolla]

No, but.

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

Okay, I'm just checking.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Am I hoping you can educate me on.

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

You really need to check your privilege because you're talking to a beautiful trans indigenous person of color right now.

[Adam Carolla]

I believe that I am. I believe that I am.

[Trans Indigenous Protester]

I'll educate you because you're CIS pigmented and I'm transpigmented and I'm trying to educate you.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, we get it. That's funny.

[Rudy Pavich]

Maybe their slot machines pay out.

[Sam Tripoli]

That would be nice.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, man. So now we're just living in crazy world.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And women have gone completely insane.

[Sam Tripoli]

They're nuts.

[Adam Carolla]

I have said it a million times. People go, oh, what about men? I go, we've always been nuts, but now there's 50% more nuts in society that we were not made for that. It's sort of like saying, you know, you go, okay, let's just say you ran a prison and you go, we got, you know, half these guys are fighters and they'll shank you and they'll fucking go after you. Half of them. But the other half are pretty docile and they'll stay in their cell. And then all of a sudden, one day, it goes from half to 100% who fucking stab you with a shank? And you're like, oh, I guess it's on now. So we had dudes who went out and fought and protested and did all that shit. And then we had women who stayed at home. And now all the women have been weaponized and they're out on the street and the dudes are at work and the chicks are out there. And they have no idea what they're dealing with because they didn't do the rough and tumble play. Then have a buddy named Ray who had him at a headlock most of her childhood. So they go up to the ice officer and they spit in their face and they go, you want some? You found some? And then they knock them over and then they yell, what's going on?

[Sam Tripoli]

They wake up in a different reality.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Sam Tripoli]

You ever see them? They're like, talk shit. They get knocked down and then suddenly they're the docile woman that doesn't understand why she was domesticated. Violence right there. And it's just a different reality because, you know, they've never been punched in their face. And it's actually kind of like this weird thing because as a man, we all have kids here, right? And we wanna work really hard and leave our kids something. So they have the best life. But in a weird way, it almost hurts them because if you wake up with no purpose, you wander and you start fighting windmills. And that's what we're seeing with these young women in Minnesota where they all are born into middle class families with not having any, any problems in their life. They search out problems and now they're fighting ICE agents who are trying to arrest child predators. And it's. The math in their head is so off and it's so weird and they just look retarded.

[Adam Carolla]

I completely agree. But the videos of them being knocked over, fat chicks being knocked down is the greatest video of all time. There's a video of a fat dude who also. I think people need to understand two things in our society. There is a camera everywhere, so there's nothing you can do that will not be chronicled, number one. And number two, I think like 86% of people who have to drive in big cities now have pepper spray somewhere near them. So this guy is a fat guy. He pulls something out of the back of his Prius and then he gets pepper sprayed. But there's a great button. He's an ice protester.

[Sam Tripoli]

That poor Prius is doing work.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. He's walking at the guys like a golf club. And then he gets pepper sprayed. And then there's the button. Watch the button. Boom. Whacks his head on the fucking Prius, puts his thing back. It's so. I don't like. So here's the thing. I don't know what this says about me, but I can't get enough of these kinds of videos anymore. I enjoy them more than I should like a Better man would not enjoy them as much as I enjoy them, but I can't help it.

[Sam Tripoli]

I don't know if that Better man exists because those videos are fire, dude.

[Adam Carolla]

There's one where the guy's driving a, a Dodge Ram truck. There's a woman, I think, who has like a Trump bumper sticker on. And he goes by and he's like, fuck you. And then he sideswipes a Corolla or Prius. I'll show it to you now. It's pretty fucking funny. This one's good. Cause the guy's pissed. So he's driving by and he's like, fuck you. And his wheel comes off. The wheel coming off is for comic effects.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, that's how you know God's a comedian.

[Adam Carolla]

And then he gets out of the car, he's like, because he totaled a parked car and his car too, because he had to off. He had to fly the bird to it. Wait. It's awesome, right?

[Sam Tripoli]

I love that. I think the reason we enjoy these videos so much is because before the Internet became what it was today, we were just listening to annoying people just lecture us all the time with, with no, no, no karma. There was nothing we could, we couldn't do anything. We just had to take the lecture. And now we're seeing that there's actually consequences for your actions.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. As a man who is from Minnesota, Sam, who has family back in Minnesota, I was home this past weekend. And while I was there, I was told by a middle class woman in a $600,000 house out in the middle of Apple Valley, the most whitest place in America, that I need to check my white privilege. I was like, we're standing in your house. That is over a half a million dollars in the suburbs. You guys make well into six figures.

[Sam Tripoli]

There is no group that hates their own more than white women.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

That hate white people. And it's all programming done. There's no other group. Every other group, their women love, their men love, their culture love. White women have been completely fubarred by just culture and programming to hate their. And it's why we're having a population problem. Because all these white women who are intelligent, I won't say they're smart, but they're intelligent and they decide not to have kids. So all the retards are just reproducing.

[Adam Carolla]

There is, it's true. And there is a thing though, that's a kind of a bottom line thing, which is like, well, all the U hauls are leaving California. They're not entering California, you know, there's a kind of. You can do demographics and stats and numbers or you can just kind of go, which way is the wind blowing? These are the women who say that the greatest threat to America are white men. And that statistically our unhoused neighbor, indigenous, whoever people have come across the border workers or without papers or whatever euphemistic title they give them, these guys statistically don't commit the crime, but that white men are the most dangerous. And the biggest problem we have with crime is white men. But they always live in an all white neighborhood. Now why would you live in an all white neighborhood if you truly believed and then according to your math, you should be living in an all black neighborhood so you wouldn't be. So you could walk your dog at night in peace, right? But they would never do that. And the bitch who was running Black Lives Matters in LA moved to Topanga Canyon.

[Sam Tripoli]

All white neighborhoods.

[Adam Carolla]

The widest statistically. Because you can talk about Beverly Hills and you can talk about Bel Air, but a couple of Persians will sneak in when I'm not looking or something like that. There'll be a couple of Chinese investors or billionaires. They'll have a little diversity. No black people, just white people. But there will be some rich ass Asians or Armenians or something.

[Andrew]

Hell yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Topanga Canyon is all fucking white. Because it's a weird netherland of it's not rich enough. Like if you're super rich Chinese person who's a tech billionaire, you're not living in Topanga Canyon. Topanga Canyon is a weird white wonderland. I used to work construction. All the white guys I've worked construction with lived in Topanga Canyon. It is the whitest place in la. And that's where the head of Black Lives Matter chick decide it'd be a good idea to buy a $5 million house there's because it's the safest place for her as a black woman. Although she'll explain to you that she's scared as a black woman. There's no fucking way I'll tell you. I'm a realistic person and I go blacks. What do they do? Well, they statistically have a disproportionate amount of criminality and violence and homicide. Okay. Would you like to live in a black neighborhood? No. Not gonna do it. How about you raise your kids? No. You want your kids to go to like an all black school or mostly no. Now I'm not gonna do that. But I would at least. I may be a bigot, but I'm Fucking consistent. Yeah. Like I'm gonna go to La Canada where the white people are and those kids can go to school there.

[Sam Tripoli]

There was a black comedy club on Pico called Mixed Nuts. And I would perform. This was when I was really young. Because you'd hear la, New York comics are doing five spots a night. So I'm like, I gotta do more spots. So I would go anywhere and I would go to Mix Nuts. Well, one day they decided to shut down and move deeper into the hood. And all I heard from the black comics is like, I'm not going there.

[Adam Carolla]

Right, Right.

[Sam Tripoli]

I'm not going out there. I. I go there because I know if a white guy gets shanked, the cops show up. So no one's gonna with me. But they're like, I'm not going there, dude. That's. I'm gonna get fucking beat up or shot. And like, so they know, dude, they know what's going on, man. It's just. It's all theater.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, then. And well, it's basically the politician that is against school choice, that sends their kid to private school. They understand if they think public schools are the best and you want the best for your kids. Why are you paying 30 grand a year to go to a private school for a seventh grader? Why not just do the noble thing and put them in? Cuz they never fucking do it because they actually know what's going on. And the Black Lives Matter chick does know that if she lived in Topanga as a black woman, she'll be completely left alone. As a matter of fact, probably get some perks because that lily white neighborhood's gonna bend over backwards to prove they're not racist. And that's why she chose that neighborhood. Cuz it's a completely random neighborhood in a world of Sherman Oaks and Encinos and Palisades and stuff. Topanga's an insane. You gotta make a plan to get to Topanga.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's also like the squad, right? They all are like, white men are the biggest threats, but all their husbands and boyfriends are white guys, including Don Lemon.

[Adam Carolla]

He's blowing a white gu right now.

[Sam Tripoli]

Blowing a white guy as we speak. He's getting ready for prison, dude. Which I think isn't really a punishment for a gay guy. That seems like just a giant gay bar. It's like a cruise club.

[Adam Carolla]

Mad club.

[Rudy Pavich]

Club head.

[Adam Carolla]

Club head. So there's also a clip speaking of just fucking white women. And yes, we've crossed a Rubicon. When you are white and going, you better check your white Privilege like it is, it shows zero lack of self reflection. I agree. I couldn't, you know, I'm six foot two if I fucking walked in a place and went, you tall guys. You fucking tall guys are the reason you, like, I know someone go, well, you're fucking tall, so shut up. It's insane. So this woman is a nurse, a pediatric nurse. I'm sorry, gynecology, whatever. She delivered O G. B.Y.N. kind of nurse. She delivers children. And then she found out. By the way, it's the weirdest thing ever. They do that. Like J.D. vance is racist. Like, everyone's racist. And then J.D. vance is married to Kamchatka Paprika or something from some town in India or something. And then they have. And then it's like Trump's got his Jewish grandkids and stuff. Like, they try to make this stuff stick, but it's so. So Don Lemon says white men are the worst, but he's married to a white guy. And then goes, JD Vance is a racist, but he's married to an Indian woman. That's what they're trying to pull off. That's their plan. And by the way, they do it with a fucking straight face all fucking day long.

[Sam Tripoli]

I agree, dude. I get called a fascist all the time and I'm constantly against big government. I want no government, dude. I want, like, cops. That's it. To keep the streets safe. I don't want tax. How am I fat? Cause they just throw the words out.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes. That's all we do here. She has filed this under, women have gone nuts. And as I've always said, men may be tougher. Like Brock Lesnar's tough, But I guarantee his wife is meaner than he is.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, I totally agree with him.

[Adam Carolla]

She's mean. He may be able to bend rebar, but she's a fucking bitch.

[Sam Tripoli]

He's probably. A real man is afraid of his woman.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Sam Tripoli]

Right. A real man would rather fight 10 dudes at a bar than go home to a piss off chick. Because when you fight 10 dudes at a bar, it eventually ends, Right. With your girlfriend. It never ends. It's always. And the craziest thing about social media that has destroyed women is like they took girl talk where they would just gossip with each other, and they've just cut that out and gone right to the Internet and give away everybody's secrets. They'll throw anybody under the bus if they think it could go viral.

[Adam Carolla]

Right? It was funny. I was talking to Megyn Kelly about this. Yeah. A couple days ago. I think that's right. You can put it on my screen, Andrew. But I was talking to Megyn Kelly about this and she goes, I go, do you get in arguments with your husband? Because she's a precise person and she's facts based. So how are you going to make a good argument as a woman? Because women argue. It's all gut and feeling and emotion and they know what they know and it's a bunch of shit. And you can't win that argument because you're arguing against a feeling. You have facts, like you have texts and timestamps and shit like that. And they're just, they're talking like some indigenous tribesman is like, mmm, some bad wind blowing this way, you know, like, no, it's not. I farted. No. Oh, bad. And you're like, fuck. You're arguing like an indigenous tribe. And good luck talking that superstitious guy out of his shit. Right to Cova as well. If you're going to get yourself a pair of boots, then they better be worth it. So start the new year off right with a pair of Tokova's boots. Every pair is handcrafted in over 200 steps, so there's no stiff break in, period. Just instant out of the box comfort. They also have premium apparel and elevated leather goods like wallets, belts and more. Shop [e-mail] or swing by a Tocovist store for free drinks, boot shines and complimentary boot branding. I love the way these boots look and the way they feel and I know you're going to think the same. To Covis right Dawson.

[Andrew]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Adam Carolla]

All right, so I'm talking to Megyn Kelly and she, I said, do you argue with your ever argue with your husband though, because you're facts based. Like I could have an argument with Megyn Kelly because we could be facts based arguments, not engineer arguing with superstitious witch doctor. Which is how I argue with women. You know, I would be the engineer in this scenario, by the way. So. And I argue with a lot of people who know what they know in their heart, you know, and that's. But then let the facts creep in. But Megan's facts based, right? So I was talking to her about that and she goes, well, even I, you know, slip into that world sometimes, you know, cause I'm a woman, you know. And then she said, and my husband just wants to fucking go, all right, are we done? We're done with this. Sorry, we can move on. She's like, I'm not done. I'm not done because, because I can't just stop. I have to keep this sort of trail. And I said, you know, I said to her, men, here's how I argue. I argue like I run on a treadmill. I run for half an hour and then I hit stop. And I step off the treadmill. You guys hit cool down where you just start. So you slow it down. But we aren't off this treadmill yet. I'm a Slower pace, not running as hard. But I'm not off of this. I'm not gonna just hit stop and step off. I have to do a five minute cool down. And that's how women, when they argue, I always think of that treadmill. Like, I can go, fine, we're good. Good. Let's go. Let's go to dinner. They go, no, no, I'm not running anymore. But I'm still the jog with this argument. And I come back in 10 minutes. Yes. All right, so here is a woman who is. Let's see, this woman is a nurse, I think. Yeah. All right, so let's listen. And in terms of women and how they're all fucking mean now.

[Sam Tripoli]

They are all mean.

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[Sam Tripoli]

It's just unbelievable.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow. Now, she didn't work for Hallmark. She was a nurse. Or she just do, like side work for Hallmark.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's so crazy how nasty they are.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, she was in Carolina. She was at the White house. Spokeswoman, right? J.D. vance's wife was announced that she got pregnant, but she's not very far along, so we'll probably get another video from her. And then these women put these videos out, like, hey, I'm a schoolteacher and I'm gonna finger Charlie Kirk's neck shot thing. And then at some point they get fired or let go or whatever. And they're like, what's going on here? Like, what's going on? We don't want vile people working for us. And I'm not so sure if some chick went into labor wearing a MAGA hat that you would actually do a good job. And I would suggest my wife take the MAGA hat off on the way to the hospital. But on the off chance that somebody came in with a MAGA hat, I don't think this bitch. I'll put it to you this way. The husband could be wearing a MAGA hat and the wife could be given delivery or dialing or whatever. I'm not so sure this bitch wouldn't do something with that umbilical cord.

[Sam Tripoli]

And they're so emotional. Have you noticed that the abortion debate is gone? That it only comes around every four years right around election? And they get emotionally manipulated all the time. It's just like, where is the abortion debate? It's not anywhere. Nobody's discussing it anymore. Just right up to the election, the Democrats drop it they could have codified it, and they didn't do it because they always use it as a way to weaponize their base. And the weirdest thing, dude, I don't know if you've noticed this, but women are talking so nasty about babies. Have you noticed how. How on the Internet they, I don't want to have kids. I don't want to do this. Blah, blah, blah. I've never seen in my life. I've never. Thirty years ago, you would never hear women talk.

[Adam Carolla]

It's all narcissism. Because every fucking story is like, I want to be free to cruise and drink wine during the day and plan trips to Paris and go. Go to Italy. And I don't want to be held down by some creature that makes me do stuff.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Like, it's all just, all right, my lady, I guess. It's all you. Everything is you.

[Sam Tripoli]

There is a woman on there who said two things. Why she doesn't have kids. She doesn't want to do homework, you know, and she doesn't want it to ruin her body. Listen, lady, the wall is undefeated, okay? Your body is going to get wrecked. There's a reason why the demographic with the highest mental illness and depression is progressive. Women in their 40s. Because that's right after the wall, you lose your fertility and they cry about, oh, we become invisible. You don't become invisible. You become like everybody else.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Sam Tripoli]

Where you have to ear. You don't just get invited backstage to the concert anymore. You have to be able to sing and play guitar.

[Adam Carolla]

If you're there, you're not invisible. You're just not a celebrity anymore. Fucking wait in line with everyone else who wants their burrito at the Chipotle. I would. I would tell all these women who are not having kids because they don't want to pay for college and they don't want to pay for braces and they don't want to stay up doing homework all night and hire tutors and cook meals all day. I would like to introduce them to Chris Carolla. My mom, she had two kids, avoided all of that. She never did. She never did anything. All you have. My mom would be like, listen, you don't have to save for college. I mean, it'd be nice, but come on. Braces, that's optional. Tutors, Come on, dinner. How about a little Salisbury steak? Hungry man, like once a week?

[Sam Tripoli]

I agree.

[Adam Carolla]

Eventually, they'll eat at their friend's house because they'll know it's just not that slim pickings over here.

[Sam Tripoli]

I agree.

[Adam Carolla]

No Problem, man, I don't know what you're worried.

[Sam Tripoli]

I've been in recovery meetings forever. Sounds like a lot of moms drink during the day. Dude, all the time.

[Adam Carolla]

You gotta. And you gotta buy him a car when they turn. No, you don't have to buy them a guy. They walk. Yeah, you don't need to do anything.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's so crazy. And then you hear guys don't want to have sex anymore. I mean, I'm much older than you, but when I was young, could you imagine try not trying to get laid and not caring about getting.

[Adam Carolla]

Maybe that, that is a corollary to every dude I talk to goes, I got an 18 year old son, he doesn't have his driver's license. He didn't even want his driver's license when I was 15 and a half. Dude, I was fucking at the DMV that day, whatever. And we were always like, ah, they don't like driving anymore. They don't like fucking anymore.

[Sam Tripoli]

They don't like fucking anymore.

[Adam Carolla]

You get a car so you can go to where the pussy is, drive to the pussy, or get the pussy and go to the lake. But either way, that car is driven by sex. You want to get laid and really you want a cool car in high school so you can get laid and all that stuff. You remove the getting laid equation. And now do you need a driver's license? What for? Sure, stay home and watch porn.

[Rudy Pavich]

Let me just say, as a man who has a 17 year old daughter, kind of glad the boys ain't out there fucking anymore.

[Sam Tripoli]

I'm with you. I have kids, daughters too, and I'm with you.

[Adam Carolla]

But.

[Rudy Pavich]

And well, also the thing about the cars, we all grew up in situations we tried to get out of. I had a shitty home life. My stepdad was a prick. I hated being there. I lived in a small town, it was just a bunch of assholes. The first day they gave me a driver's license, I got the fuck out of there. So. Kids have it so easy now. It's all wifi, it's huge, flat screen TVs, it's air conditioning. Why do they want to go anywhere?

[Adam Carolla]

Rudy's life was like a John Cougar song from the early 80s, right?

[Rudy Pavich]

Sit down. Chili dogs.

[Adam Carolla]

He had to get out of there, man. I want to start a new thing. Remember when women. Remember they started that whole no means no?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Could we start another campaign called no means go, which is you gotta leave.

[Sam Tripoli]

Okay, that's how it is now.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. No means no, but no means Go. See ya.

[Sam Tripoli]

As soon as she says no, you gotta shut it down and be like, gotta get out. Or you gotta be on video saying you're in.

[Adam Carolla]

I don't know what that button. The button would have the Roadrunner on it when he was like spinning the wheels, you know, have a little purple button on there. And I'd go to the ward shows. What is that for Ukrainians? Nah, that's like, if I'm not gonna get blown, I'm out.

[Sam Tripoli]

Get the fuck out.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, by no means go.

[Rudy Pavich]

I think it's the old Alan Jackson song Chattahoochee, where the gal wouldn't put out, so he drops her off and goes, get some beers with the boys down by the river. Decides, you know what, we're gonna pivot here, Try something different. Tonight.

[Adam Carolla]

I have another interesting article. That is crazy. I feel like we're living in interesting times, but I spotted this and I feel like Sam would vibe with it, but it was a Chelsea Clinton sort of net worth kind of thing. We're weird in that, like, as a society, you know, like where we go, you go, who lives next door to us? Oh, that guy lives next door to us. That guy is a bus driver. And then his wife, I think, is a nursery school teacher. And then you go, oh, okay. And then all of a sudden, like a Hummer comes pulling up with triple chrome rims and it's wrapped and you go, oh, they got a new car. And then someone goes, that's like a $110,000 car. And someone goes, I guess they saved their money. Yeah, right. And you can't. You just put an in ground pool in the back. And you're like, God, that had to cost like 250 grand. You know, families have. Maybe his dad just died or something. We do that with politicians. Like, you make $141,000 a year? Yeah. How's your net worth? $40 million? You've been in Congress for two years. She's a smart investor. She saves her money or sponsorship deals. She wrote a book. I don't know. It's like, wait a minute, where is all this fucking money coming from? The Obama's on their eighth mansion.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. We were like, man, we gotta get lobbyists out of Washington. Which we do. And we thought this was all lobbyist money, but we're really starting to find out it's all corruption, it's all fraud.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes. Chelsea Clinton. Let's see if I can read this. Chelsea Clinton's foundation funded annual usad. This USAD thing. I mean, the Fact, out of control. Let me explain, and I will give everyone my what's in the trunk? Analogy.

[Sam Tripoli]

What's in the trunk?

[Adam Carolla]

The what's in the trunk analogy is this. If somebody said, hey, we're gonna look into this. Remember, it was 10 minutes ago. They're like, we're gonna look in this USAID thing. We're gonna look into this. And every Democrat went insane. Insane. Kids are dying. Kids are dying. And it's like, oh, why the reaction? Why the reaction? That's what's in the Trump. Cop pulls you over, says, can you pop the trunk? Let's see what's in the trunk. And you go, nothing's in the trunk. And where's my lawyer? Something's in the fucking trunk. If you start screaming if a cop just pulled the other one, go, look, somebody stole a scooter. They said it was a car that looked like yours. Just fucking pop the trunk. And you got a jack and a flare back there. Just fucking pop the trunk. Look all you like. But if you won't pop that trunk, something's in there.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And if you're fucking gonna scream like a stuck pig about US aid, then something's going on. There's some grift and some graft going on.

[Sam Tripoli]

So when Hillary kneecapped Bernie Sanders, like, it really turned off a lot of her base and they stopped donating to the dnc. So when Joe Biden ran, they weren't getting any money, so they literally went to the cartels for cash. So they got cash to run their stuff that can't last forever. So they just started running all of these fucking fraud situations.

[Adam Carolla]

Right?

[Sam Tripoli]

Like in California, they were doing it at the ftx. That was a huge thing, the Ukrainian money. Oh. So they sell this money to the Ukraine. The Ukraine would buy FTX coins and then take that money and fund all these Democrats. I think they funded one Republican, but that's how they did. It's all money laundering, dude.

[Adam Carolla]

I mean, if you do it, you gotta do it this way. It's like all these NGOs for the homeless stuff. First off, always euphemistic titles, First Step Forward for the Needy. You know what I mean? Children of God first, like, all this stuff, all this bullshit, happy talk, euphemistic stuff. But it's literally like, how do you spend $24 billion on homeless and have nothing? There's no. So, like, you're driving along LA and you go, well, the construction of that homeless condo is almost done looking. They're doing a pretty good job. You just Step over homeless. And you go, it would be impossible. The analogy I say is, like, if I just said, hey, man, I need to borrow 500 grand so I can do a kitchen, bath, remod in my house. And you're like, all right, here's 500 grand. And then at some point I hit you up. And I went, I spent the 500 grand on the remod, but I need a little more. There's an overage. And then you went, well, let me check out the progress. And you came over and nothing had been touched. And then you went, I don't get it. I gave you 500 grand. Yeah, I know. I spent it. Contractors, overhead, permits, I need another 500 grand. You go, but nothing has been done. And you go, I know, but I spent it on the house. But it went to the house. And you go, but there's nothing here. How is it that you spent it for this when nothing exists? And then I went, well, there's a lot of contractors and there's a lot of subcontractors, and then there's a bunch of groups called Contractors first or Contractors Without Borders for America. These guys are deputy inspectors. So I had to pay. Deputy. There's a place called the Eagle Source Contracting Deputy Inspector, America First. So I had to give them some money. So now I need a little more cash. And it's like. It just seems like all the money is going out and not into the fucking kitchen remodel is what it seems like to me. I know, but we're underfunded, so we need more. We need more. And by the way, we're never gonna call it cash. We'll call it resources, that this kitchen is underfunded and we need more resources in order to have. For the kids. The kids use the kitchen. And that's the whole fucking scam. All right, Sorry. This story is. This story that we took off this thing is what. Or maybe, Dawson, you can read it, since I can't really see it that well from here.

[Andrew]

Chelsea Clinton's foundation, funded annually by USAID with allocations made during the Obama administration, aims to provide afternoon meals to children in Africa, India and Bangladesh. However, recent data shows only 11,886 meals have been served.

[Adam Carolla]

Suggesting, to be fair, that's almost a dollar a meal. So That's.

[Andrew]

We're at 10 grand, suggesting each meal costs around 14. $10.

[Adam Carolla]

Right, right.

[Andrew]

And then it goes on to Chelsea's financial overview.

[Adam Carolla]

Here's the fun scam. If they go, listen, man, I want to buy an arena football Team, could I have some money? I go, no money for you, but I go. I need to feed the children. Feed the children. Feed the Somali the daycare, the free daycare, the free lunches. The first scam is all the fucking children. They're children with down syndrome. They need special attention. They need. So it's always the threat of the children. I don't know. As far as I can tell, 7,000 Somali daycare run centers in Minneapolis shut down two days ago. Where are the fucking kids?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, where are the languishing?

[Adam Carolla]

Are they in the streets? Where are the kids? Are they dead?

[Sam Tripoli]

This guy had one kid.

[Adam Carolla]

Did you see buzzards?

[Sam Tripoli]

Thousand kids.

[Adam Carolla]

You see buzzards circling all the kids. Corpses out in the street?

[Andrew]

What?

[Adam Carolla]

All right, cut off the fucking food for a week and let's see who starves.

[Sam Tripoli]

I can't believe the pirate people committed fraud. I mean, like, I can't either. It's like shocking to me.

[Adam Carolla]

This is insane to me.

[Sam Tripoli]

I can't believe that dude. And just Minneapolis. It's like, minneapolis nice, right? That's the saying.

[Rudy Pavich]

Like, minnesota nice.

[Sam Tripoli]

Minnesota nice. Nobody wants to. We're so afraid of being called these names that we practice suicidal empathy. I get called every name in the book and I couldn't give a fuck anymore because they don't mean anything. Oh, you're racist. Okay, if that's what you want, call me. I know what I am and I'm not that. Call me an anti Semitic Nazi fashion. It means nothing unfunny. I'll accept that one.

[Adam Carolla]

I'll accept that. That's the one that stinks. I'd rather be called a Nazi all fucking day than unfunny. Yeah, look, people in cultures do what they do, and it drives me nuts. I used to tell everybody. I used to have this analogy. I'd say it all the time. You try to do these shows and the fucking TV executives would get involved and have all these bad notes and unfunny notes. And then you'd get this stupid, like, lloyd Bronze, never heard of Burning Man. So we gotta take Burning man, okay? Lloyd Braun doesn't know what Burning man is. He's a fucking idiot. No, but he just wants it out of the script. Because he said, let's fucking tell 63 year old rich guy everyone knows what fucking Burning man is and just shut the fuck. Just take it out for Lloyd. Like that's how. That's how. So then people would always say to me, what's up with these executives? And I would go, listen, they're doing what they do? I said, if you take beavers and you put them on top of the Empire State Building, they start looking for wood so they can build a dam. Because they're beavers.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's what they do.

[Adam Carolla]

That's what they do. And when I used to go to Tijuana when I was 16, see your little titty shows over there and have fun. The first thing I know from being a guy from North Hollywood and walking into Tijuana is everyone sells shit on the street. They just have tacos on the street, they have marionettes on the street. All the essentials. They're all on the fucking street. At the border, when you come back from Tijuana, there's a bunch of shit, they just sell shit on the sidewalk. Okay, fine. But it was a novelty to me. Cuz it's, you know, 1982 and I'm like, huh, never seen that. Well, guess what, we opened the border. There's tons of Mexicans in la. Everything is sold on the street now. And then you go, is this good or is it bad? I don't know, it's what they do.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, they're destroying local economy, so it's probably bad.

[Adam Carolla]

It's bad, but don't be surprised by it because we imported a whole bunch of people. And if Somalis are corrupt nation, and then you put a whole bunch of them and a snowbank, they're gonna crawl out, go indoors and rip people off. That's what they do.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, I totally agree.

[Adam Carolla]

And then you go, not every Somali. I know a Somali couple. Yeah, yeah. And I know Mexican guy who fucking works at a bank.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I agree.

[Adam Carolla]

We're still gonna have this.

[Sam Tripoli]

I agree. The stereotypes are true for a reason. Not all stereotypes are. No, but that's why there's. It's like cliches. You're like, that's a cliche. It's a cliche. Cause it's right.

[Adam Carolla]

That's why stereotypes and cliches won't stick if they're inaccurate.

[Sam Tripoli]

Right.

[Adam Carolla]

If you have a buddy who's 6 foot 2, 180 pounds and fit, and you just call him fatty, you can do it for a day, but it's not gonna spread.

[Sam Tripoli]

Right?

[Adam Carolla]

No one's gonna catch on to calling that guy fatty. Cause he's not fat.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's also the fear of hate is so much powerful than real world consequences. And that's why California is completely fucked. Because you have this uber rich population in San Francisco, Louisiana and now San Diego starting to get in on the game. And they vote with their heart and not with what they're seeing on the streets. Like no one can tell me that San Francisco's in a better place since Gavin Newsom got there. It was a world class city. It was like Rome of America. Now it's all the wharf is closed down, down. It's like, show me a city that went Democrat that ended better.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, never done.

[Rudy Pavich]

In Minneapolis we have a saying called where there's smoke, there's fraud.

[Sam Tripoli]

I thought there was smoke. There's Somalia.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, I was going to say, well, what it is, is when your city's on fire, it's by people who are also defrauding the entire state.

[Sam Tripoli]

Take a look at that whole thing, right? So you know, you have this left and they refuse to admit January6 was a. An intelligence operation. But let's just say, let's just play games and preten. It wasn't. So you had the progressives with the George Floyd. What did they do? They burned down their own neighborhoods. The right. Let's say that wasn't an intelligence and it was real thing. They actually went into the place where the racist system was installed. All the laws and all that stuff.

[Adam Carolla]

Right.

[Sam Tripoli]

Just. Why does Minneapolis keep wanting to fuck up their own city? Don't understand it.

[Adam Carolla]

It's. Look, look, the people are fucking dumb and angry and agitated and drunk or high or whatever. The representation, the mayor and the governor and all these things. As much as they love to blame Trump for the march patriotically and peacefully or whatever their hot edit is of go down there, they fucking do this all day and they fucking agitate. And so does the Don Lemons in the media. And they are always, you know, they do like, they do these things where they go, look, if I'm saying, if I say to my son, look, I don't want you to get into any altercations or any fights at school. And you never put your hands on anybody. But if you hear somebody speaking things that are hurtful or evil, you need to get in their face and you need to stand up to them and you need to push back. It's like, okay, I'm telling them to go fucking fight is what I use the word. Stand up, push back, speak truth or whatever, get in their face and don't let them. Don't let. You're saying punch them without saying punch them. That's all the fight. All fights starting. Here's how fights start. I stand up, they all start with Stan. You gotta get up. You can't do from a park, a lounger I've tried, gentlemen. You get up, you go over there, you tell them to shut up. You make your voice heard. You stand up to them and you push back. And then you fucking throw a wheel kick. That's how fighting works. So the governor could say, stay the fuck home. I'm sending the National Guard out. You stay home. But he doesn't. He goes, stand up. And then they do this. Like, since when is peacefully having your words heard a riot or whatever? It's not. That isn't. But it always devolves into it. And you guys, they'll never condemn it, and they'll never just go, hey, hey, look, there's a city. I'm in charge of the city. Now, it could be a Toys R Us, it wouldn't matter. If you guys are trying to burn it down, then I'm sending the National Guard out, and I'm going to tell you to stay the fuck at home. And there's a curfew. So how about that? Because I'm in charge of the Toys R Us.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. And listen, I'm not against.

[Adam Carolla]

Or you just be the worst fucking mayor in the world and just let your city burn to the ground. And then everyone just kind of goes, hey, you know, he stands for the little people. Like, I don't. First off, I thought he was into the environment. These are fucking. No, they're burning down furniture stores, and it's just black smoke. Just.

[Sam Tripoli]

What is the name of the bad guy in Daredevil? What's it. What's it. What's he called, man?

[Andrew]

The Big.

[Sam Tripoli]

The big what? Like, literally, Karen Bass is that she, like, speaks all these loving terms at the Kingpin.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Kingpin.

[Sam Tripoli]

Right, right, right. Karen Bass is literally kingpin. She speaks all these loving terms and these progressive. Just eat it up.

[Andrew]

Why?

[Sam Tripoli]

She burns her own city down over and over again. Same thing with Minneapolis. I don't think anyone would have a problem if the people of Minnesota went to the streets and pressed the government because their tax money was being stolen from them. That is what the Revolutionary War was about. Oh, you're going to charge us 3% tax?

[Rudy Pavich]

Facts.

[Sam Tripoli]

We're going to go nuts. It's not that they're upset that illegals are not just any illegals, not just the guy that goes and does his job, and I'm sure a couple have been grabbed. But the majority of these people are literal criminals. Like, we're talking felons. Like rape, stealing, child molestation, all that stuff. Like literal criminals. They're defending literal criminals that they want to get off the street. They're seeing now murder has dropped 20% because they've done so many of these. These ICE raids and grab these guys. If you were upset about what was happening with your tax dollars, you would have the whole entire country behind you. The fact that you're upset that they're taking criminals off the streets. And now we have this thing where Obama is giving a presidential medal to the head of ice. Who's the same guy?

[Rudy Pavich]

Same dude. I saw that. Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

Tom Holman. Yeah. Okay. A lot of this is chick. Think we got a real problem. Gyno. Fascism is gonna get us. It's gonna get us bad fire, dude. Well, I'll tell you a few things. If. If chicks were, like, fully in charge, you'd be in jail right now. So would I. They ain't live and let live. They're fucking go hard after their enemies and fuck these people up. There's no fucking. They're nasty and they're into retribution and they ain't turn the fucking cheek and turn the page. Like, if they were fully. If they had. Look, if most chicks on the left had a magic wand, Don Trump would be dead. Donald Trump Jr. Be dead. Baron be dead. Melania, you'd be dead and I'd be dead. That's how Fat Joe Rogan would be dead. That's how fast they'd fucking do it. If you gave one of them a fucking magic wand, like one of these crazy protesters out there. Tom Holman be dead. There'd be a pile of bodies.

[Sam Tripoli]

I mean, look what they did with me too. That's exactly what they did. Me too. Just got rid of everybody. That hands brushed against somebody's ass and they labeled that sexual assault. And they destroyed everything. They destroyed it all. It's shocking to me to watch. You know, the thing about how we looked at men and women a lot, and some people didn't have the greatest moms, but we tend to look at women through a lens.

[Adam Carolla]

How dare you barge into my studio and such sacrilege over Chris Caroll. God rest her soul.

[Sam Tripoli]

God rest her soul.

[Adam Carolla]

She's in heaven. Not cooking someone an omelet right now.

[Sam Tripoli]

But we looked at women through the. We basically transferred our views of our mothers onto women. That they are the kindler, gentler sex. And now because of social media, we've allowed to see how they really are. And these are third world dictators who want to destroy everybody because they'd never been punched in the face.

[Adam Carolla]

Sure. I'll tell you real quick what I basically have learned in the last 10 minutes. I used to think women weren't corrupt. Guys were corrupt. Like guys with pinky rings, you know, they were the bad guys in, like, Elvis movies and stuff. I found out in the last 10 minutes that women may be more corrupt and that black women or women of color could even take it to a next corruption level.

[Sam Tripoli]

Dude, left and right.

[Adam Carolla]

And I was always told, we need a black. We need a woman of color, so we could end all this shit that you guys are doing. And they're smart, the dude. Corruption is land grabs from indigenous people and drilling rights. They just go right to the kids. They go do all the kid shit. You'll be fucking left alone. Start trying to throw tribesmen off their land and pulling oil rigs in and stuff. There's gonna be protests. Martin Sheen's gonna chain himself to a bulldozer. Like, CNN's gonna be down there. We'll just do the whole kid thing and we'll be fucking left alone. And we'll make our money, and we'll make more money that way.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, 100%.

[Rudy Pavich]

And even the video that came out the other day of the lady screaming at the Ice Age and calling him a race traitor, I don't know if I think we watched that video, but when she finally.

[Adam Carolla]

We watch it, like at my condo.

[Rudy Pavich]

I think maybe, yeah. She was so agitated and angry. And then when she yelled out, you have the reading ability of a eighth grader.

[Adam Carolla]

And I looked it up.

[Rudy Pavich]

There's some pretty goddamn good books on, you know, like, To Kill a Mockingbird. Like, there's some really good books, reading level. They yell shit. And don't even know what is coming out of their mouths. Cause they're so aggravated.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, well, they live in a bubble also. But I'll tell you, there's a problem, and it's a big. So here's the biggest problem we're sort of facing, which is this sort of tribalism, right? So if you say, as a Somali American or Ilhan Omar or whatever, everyone, Somalia. I'm a Somali first and, like, American second, then you're essentially saying, I'm going to circle the wagons and protect all Somalis. Right? And then you go, what about if they're guilty of embezzlement? And I go, I don't know. Are they Somali? Yeah. Okay, then I'm gonna protect Somalis. And that exists. Mark Gargas is Armenian, and he fucking protects Armenians. That's the way Israelis do, too. Yes, people do that. And they have a tribe, you know, and now it's like, as a woman, as a black woman, as a member of the black gay community, you know, whatever it is. And everyone just picks their fucking tribe up. And it's kind of the same thing. You see when you see a fan of Green Bay or the Raiders or whatever your team is, you see the guy wearing the jersey and like, somebody fucks with him, you go, hey, leave that fucking guy. He's a good dude. You know, there's a certain obligation that you can.

[Sam Tripoli]

You feel.

[Adam Carolla]

You don't even know who he is, but you sort of feel that way. And so if you feel like you run on being Somali American or this person, or indigenous or Middle Eastern or Muslim or whatever, then you look at it as your fucking job to protect. Your job is not to figure out what people's ethnicity is, what tribe they come from, or what religion they are. Your job, you're a da, you just prosecute people. You don't fucking check and see what their background is. You just fucking prosecute people and they're sort of doing this thing now. It used to be done where it was like, that guy's my brother in law and I'm the mayor, so he's not getting a dui. But now it's like this guy Somali, and he's in the club and he's not getting. Not even fucking know him and not getting a dui. And then the bigger problem, and you can find Andrew, that clip of the mayor of Seattle. Oh, my God.

[Sam Tripoli]

Who did she run again? Who lost that thing?

[Adam Carolla]

I don't. I don't know. I mean, that, that.

[Sam Tripoli]

What campaign did you run that you couldn't beat the weirdo who lived with her parents?

[Adam Carolla]

Still, that's like you lost the bathing suit competition to Danny DeVito. Like, wow. He was holding a sub. Wow. While he was in a Speedo. Now she has declared war against Trump, and because she's a woman and she has an enemy in Trump, she doesn't look at her job as the mayor of Seattle to root out crime and welfare fraud and daycare fraud. That's not her job. Her job is to fight Trump.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's so crazy.

[Adam Carolla]

And I told you guys. And you can find it too, if you don't. If you don't believe me, but I've told everybody the difference between men and women is I can be a man and a da, but I can be a DA first or a mayor first and then sort of a man second. Women, I don't care if they're mayor or they're DA or they're College or their president of Harvard. They're a woman first. And that. And if you find that Stefanik thing, badgering the black chick that ran Harvard, she fucking goes, fuck you, bitch. Like she's in front of Congress. But you're badgering a black woman, not the president of Harvard.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right.

[Adam Carolla]

And then so she says a bunch of dumb shit, cuz she's like, fuck you, bitch. And then she gets fired because she can't stop herself. And they don't realize they're saying this shit on camera.

[Sam Tripoli]

Right.

[Adam Carolla]

Because they're a woman first and she hates Trump. So we'll just play the clip. But it's kind of, it's kind of funny.

[Elaine Stefanik]

I mean, I don't think it needs to be explained why it's problematic to have random people showing up to daycares. And Yeah, I mean, I think the fear in the Somali community is real. The fear in immigrant communities are real. So we're taking that very serious. Seriously.

[Adam Carolla]

Along those lines, have you asked anyone to follow up on the fraud claims either to the Department of Immigrant and Refugee affairs or spd?

[Elaine Stefanik]

No.

[Sam Tripoli]

So there's. As far as you're concerned right now, there's no reason to suggest there's any sort of fraud.

[Elaine Stefanik]

I don't. This whole issue is not really about fraud. Right. It's about dividing and conquering. It's about making an immigrant community a target. Right. There's no reason to assume, based on the identity of a daycare operator that their small business is doing anything.

[Adam Carolla]

Also, just like they'll push ICE officers or spit on ICE officers and then get knocked down. They'll also say crazy shit on camera. Yeah. Like there has to be a part of you that as a politician, where you go, fraud is never okay. I'm in charge of the taxpayers of this town and I'll root it out whether it's Somali or Irish, I'm going after fraud. Of course we go after fraud. You give some sort of blanket bullshit statement, then you don't do anything. Only women will go, fuck you.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Like every. Here, I'll give you an example. Every female mayor or governor, especially of color, that got busted during COVID for going to the hair salon or fucking doing whatever they want when they got confronted with it, they're like, fuck off. Gavin Newsom got busted. He's like, all right, I made a big mistake. I made a big mistake. Cuz dudes have to. Now he doesn't think he made a big mistake. His big mistake is he got busted 100%. He doesn't give A fuck about COVID That's why he went to the French laundry with 30 people. But he does realize there's a camera on him, and he does realize he got busted. So he doesn't do what Lori Lightfoot does when she gets busted going to the salon. She goes, hey, hey, I care about what I look like, and I can't cut my own hair, so fuck off. Yeah, I know you can't cut your hair. Neither can any of the women you've locked down either. And when the mayor of Oakland got caught seeing Toni. Tony, Tony, she's like, hey, man. Fucking movie. They were like, you're not wearing a mask. You're in a club. She's like, felt the music. It moved me.

[Sam Tripoli]

I totally agree.

[Adam Carolla]

No apologizing.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's also this thing where it's like, okay, men are corrupt too, but when they're corrupt, we call them out in their corruption and there's nothing they could do. Going back to Gavin Newsom. But when a woman is corrupted, all of a sudden there's this. These layers of protection, which is, oh, you're going after me after a woman? And women will circle the wagons around her because you're going after a woman because you're sexist. It's like, no, dude, they're just as corrupt as men. I think that's the thing we've learned over the last 20 years that every demographic is just as corrupt as white people and as bad as you think white people are.

[Adam Carolla]

Everybody loves money. Everyone will do whatever for money. And we need to know that about the human race. Not Somalis, not Irish, just the human race. And thus we cannot have all these programs because they're all gonna get crafted.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. And it goes back to the mayor's little talk right there. The theory of hate is much, much, much more dangerous than actual real world consequences. Like, you're not worried about fraud, Right. You're more worried about being mean.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes.

[Sam Tripoli]

We're emotional monkeys.

[Adam Carolla]

This is. I think it's Elaine Stefanik. Is it Elaine Stefanik? Anyway, whatever. Stefanik. This is in Congress and she's questioning Dr. Gay, who's the president of Harvard, by the way. Every time some shit takes place on an Ivy League school like Brown or whatever, and they have. We have the president of. It's always a chick now all the time. Is it all fucking women? Like, like, they didn't say, I need three women of prominent. They just go, give me the president of Harvard and Yale and Brown. And three women showed up. I think it's all women now. But she starts poking at this woman. And this woman, if she wanted to save her job, she would just go, antisemitism is never okay. But she couldn't do it because she's a black chick and she got poked at by especially another chicken. When a chick and Dr.

[Elaine Stefanik]

Gay at Harvard. Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's rules of bullying and harassment? Yes or no?

[Adam Carolla]

It can be depending on the context.

[Elaine Stefanik]

What's the context?

[Adam Carolla]

Targeted as an individual. Targeted at an individual.

[Elaine Stefanik]

It's targeted at Jewish students, Jewish individuals. Do you understand your testimony is dehumanizing them? Do you understand that dehumanization is part of antisemitism? I will ask you one more time. Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's rules of bullying and harassment? Yes or no?

[Adam Carolla]

Fuck you.

[Elaine Stefanik]

Anti Semitic rhetoric. And is it anti Semitic rhetoric?

[Adam Carolla]

I'm never going to say it.

[Elaine Stefanik]

Rhetoric. When it crosses into conduct that amounts to bullying, harassment, intimidation.

[Adam Carolla]

That is actionable conduct and we do take action.

[Elaine Stefanik]

So the answer is yes, that calling for the genocide of Jews violates Harvard code of conduct. Correct.

[Adam Carolla]

Again, it depends on the context.

[Elaine Stefanik]

It does not depend on the context.

[Adam Carolla]

She got fired 10 minutes later.

[Elaine Stefanik]

And this is why you should resign. These are unacceptable answers across the board.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, so it's easy to get chicks fired. You just have a super bitchy other chick with a Republican back. Yeah, I have a chick fucking say, repeat after me. Repeat after me. They go, fuck, yeah. I'll never do it. I'll never do it. I'll never do it. And they fired her.

[Sam Tripoli]

Cat fight.

[Adam Carolla]

Now, someone should have just fucking just went, just go in there and eat a dick for two hours and you can walk out of here with your fucking job. But you gotta be that bullshit president person. But you can't get jobs on the line, right? And it's fact that the other chick was poking at her, made her go, fuck, yeah. And then she got fired because she wouldn't go, yes, it's never all right to discriminate against or whatever. She wouldn't do it. She wouldn't do it.

[Rudy Pavich]

And they cut to the other women in the room, their reactions of just like, just fuck. What the fuck?

[Sam Tripoli]

It's like a comedy special when someone makes fun of a group. They always show the. That person in the crowd laughing, oh, you made fun of Asia.

[Adam Carolla]

She wouldn't do it. And the chick who runs Seattle wouldn't do it either. And they, they put mics and cameras on these people and they just go, you.

[Rudy Pavich]

If you live in Seattle don't you go to their. That office and go, what the, man? Like, why would you not? We're all your constituents.

[Sam Tripoli]

We live here.

[Rudy Pavich]

It's our money. But you won't. You won't defend us. Why not?

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Why would you not be concerned about fraud?

[Adam Carolla]

Because Donald Trump can fuck himself.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, well, 100%, that's why.

[Adam Carolla]

Why would I care about Jews on my campus? Because, Stefanik, you're fucking poking me. And you can fuck yourself too. And if you think I'm gonna say something otherwise, I'm not. They're all basically Evel Knievel. Cuz Evel Knievel busted up a reporter with a baseball bat. And then he gets in front of the judge and Judd's like, any comments? He's like, I'll fucking bust that dude up again. You give me another bat, I'll do it every single day. You talk shit. I wish I could do it again. I'll bust him up again with that bat. Like he couldn't just go, I had a really bad day emotionally, and I lashed out. And if Mr. Jenkins is listening, my apologies. No. Evil's like, give me a fucking bat. I'll do it right now. Again. And he was like, all right, well, you're going to prison now. You're evil Knievel. You're going to prison. Because he wouldn't. Tyson wouldn't do it either. I think Tyson wouldn't. There's a lot of guys where they just went. Just fucking apologize to the victim and, well, fuck off. And like, all right, here we go. You'll go right into custody here. So it's interesting.

[Sam Tripoli]

Or not say anything at all.

[Adam Carolla]

I would do that. But all the principal, or I should say the president. Why not just call him principal? You know what I mean? Do we really. There was no president of North Hollywood High. There was a Jewish kid named joel who was 17. You know what I mean? He was the president. And then we had a principal. And then you get to college and the principal's the president. But either way, she just needed to go. It's never okay to discriminate against Jews on camera. And I'm sorry it happened and it won't happen again. And then we're done.

[Sam Tripoli]

She sold the job.

[Adam Carolla]

Now she hates Jews and she hates this bitch. And this bitch Stefanik may be Jewish, so she's really fucked up, but either way, she was a woman first. Harvard principal. Harvard. Harvard president second. That's what you saw. All of them, all three women got fucked up because they all came in as A woman. You know what they need to do? Their attorney, because they always get prepped by attorney. Should have that, that sign that I think Quincy Jones had when he did we are the World. You know, check your ego at the door. Check the vagina at the door. Check your vagina. You're going in as a principal or as a president or check the fucking vagina at the door. I don't want any cat fighting. And by the way, they're gonna get their bitchiest chick and she's gonna poke you with a pool stick. They'll fuck for four hours and you just fucking check that vagina.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's this George Carlin clip I, I posted on Instagram. But it's basically like when your identity is your ideology, you're screwed. You just fucked yourself.

[Adam Carolla]

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[Adam Carolla]

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[Andrew]

You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, it's been an odyssey. They do not ship urinal sinks to California. So I had to have it shipped to Nevada because California has lots of rules about stuff they don't accept or get shipped to. California is so regulated that literally when you do business and you're like, building and stuff, and you go, I wanna do tempered glass railing, and I wanna flueless gas fireplace. And then you go online to try to find it, they go, we sell to 49 states, but we don't sell to California.

[Sam Tripoli]

What is a urinal sink?

[Adam Carolla]

A urinal sink is. I'm glad you asked. Thank you. What's it gonna take for me to put you in a urinal sink? It's a urinal that has a sink on top of it so that when you wash your hands, it uses the water from the sink to wash down the urinal. It's a real savings of water, except for I don't wash my hands. So it's the same as having a urinal. For me, I just give it a shot up shadow water. But the urinal sink. And we have a picture of ours. It's here, but the sink is molded in. And there's a few versions of them. We even did a little video about it. But the sink is. There it is. We mounted it. It's got a sink at the top. I had to adjust the angle stop for the toilet because it's pulling the water source off the angle stop for the toilet. And I adjusted it to make the sink make it not come out quite as much. But anyway, it's up and running. It works. It came in from Nevada. It sat in the back for a long time. I knew it was gonna be kind of a bitch. You know, the thing about projects and building and stuff like that, which is something I'm pretty well versed in, is some projects are, like, fun and cool and kind of clean. And they're like Sears commercials, like you and your son in the backyard and you're building a tree house. And then others involve, like, sewage and piping and fucking frozen shit. That's Decayed and pulled off and pulling a urinal off a wall that's been stuck to it for 31 years. You know what I mean? And then getting the plumbing, tapping into the plumbing off the toilet and stuff. It's like, that's shit work so much. And there's like, you know, like, I'm gonna re caulk my bathtub. I gotta pull out all the old caulk and then replay. It's like. And then take some paint thinner and get the shit. That shit work. And then there's build a spice rack for my new lover, which is much better. And he certainly appreciated. He did. He loved that. He loves cumin. I think he calls it kumin, but I call it something else. But either way, this is a shit job. So it sat in the back for like six months while I just sort of looked at it. And then one day I said, do you like.

[Sam Tripoli]

Cause you can do all this stuff. Do you, like, get kind of upset that you. You would pay somebody to do it? Are you like, I could just save the money and done it myself.

[Adam Carolla]

I realize there's certain jobs that you will farm out. Like, don't mess with garage doors. It's its own thing. It can fuck you up, by the way, with the springs and everything. But a garage door is its own business. And I wouldn't say I'm gonna build my own garage door and install it myself any more than I would say I'm gonna perform my own heart search. Like, I wouldn't do that. But what'll drive me nuts is if there is something that's easy. And then someone goes, they call the plumber. And I just go, I could have fucking fixed it in 10 minutes. We got the plumber, by the way. The people do the thing like, you don't pay the plumber. That's the worst. You know, like, you go, here's a Pez. Now leave. You know, it's like, yeah, it's 1300 bucks. He just came out for 10 minutes and did what I could have done, you know, or 2,800 bucks or whatever. And then it's kind of interesting. Then there's someone should make a movie. But, you know, like, you would never buy a sport coat at Caesar's palace in the mall because it'd be 10 times what a sport coat would cost if you just buy it at the men's suit warehouse. You live in Malibu and you call the plumber. You got the fucking Malibu plumber. That ain't the Sun Valley plumber. He's The Malibu plumber. Like, you are fucking. That dude's eating lunch at Nobu.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

Like the price you try to get someone to come to your place in Malibu, it's like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, what do we got? Oh, I wanted to ask because I off the air, and I haven't done this in a long time, but Sam is, you know, pretty satisfied with his parents. I try to ask people, what kind of sandwich mom did you have? And people look at me and go, what are you talking about? And I realized the sandwich is the yardstick to measure moms. There's no such thing as a good sandwich mom and then just a shitty mom. If she's gonna toast bread and buy you your favorite lunch meats and make. That's also. It's an act of love. It's not about sustenance. It's like my little Sammy. He loves it when we toast, but he wants the mayonnaise on both sides of the bread. He wants both breads to be mayonnaise or he loves the deli mustard. It's an act of love. And so I ask everyone, I need to know anything about your mom other than what was her sandwich? Score. Now, Dr. Drew famously told me he had a shit sandwich mom, which is just, you know, super lazy. Mail it in. Least amount of effort, you know? Cause a mom will be like, look, I don't really love my son, Dr. Drew, but I do understand he has to have a sandwich or he'll be taken away. So I'll just take two pieces of white bread and put a piece of American cheese and fucking throw it at him. And that took 10 seconds, no effort. He got a sandwich. So he got a shit sandwich mom. I got a no sandwich mom. Andrew over there got a toast. The bread sandwich Mom. Which Drew didn't even know. He didn't even know that was up for debate. He didn't know that was a thing. You could toast. You could make sandwich and toast the bread.

[Rudy Pavich]

Toasters are supposed to stop at 10am you can't toast anything past that.

[Adam Carolla]

That's love.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yes.

[Adam Carolla]

And I mean, it gets deep, but I don't know, Sam.

[Sam Tripoli]

Tripoli, I'm gonna be honest with you. My mom was a great sandwich mom. She made me hot roast beef sandwiches. Chicken sandwiches.

[Adam Carolla]

Hold on. Hot roast beef.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, yeah. She looks loved. Hot roast beef.

[Adam Carolla]

She cooked the roast beef 100% and sliced it.

[Sam Tripoli]

Sliced it. Put it on thing. Put gravy on it.

[Adam Carolla]

Gravy.

[Sam Tripoli]

Mashed potatoes. My mom would always serve mashed potatoes.

[Adam Carolla]

So she'd do a fresh roast beef.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, she would.

[Adam Carolla]

She was all about that and chicken as well.

[Sam Tripoli]

Chicken. She had this great chicken sandwich.

[Adam Carolla]

He's pretending to be supportive, but he's really jealous. He's like, there may be a new chance, Sheriff. And the sandwich.

[Sam Tripoli]

My mom was great, dude. I got very lucky.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, that's a good mom. So I don't see what I'm saying is, is I need to know nothing else about Sam's mom if he's making. And you don't need to know anything more about Drew's mom or my mom, because he got a shit sandwich, and I got no sandwich. And it's not like she was no sandwich because she was busy saving for college and driving me to pop water fortball. No, it's no sand. That means no. That's no nothing. That's no nothing. And then there's kind of in between. But it's like, I just need little tells. If I see. If I'm standing out on my front sidewalk and I see, like, a neighbor just walking down the street, and they're just walking, and you see that they noticed that somebody had discarded some trash or something on the side, and you see him bend over and pick it up and carry it for another hundred feet and then throw it. You go, that's a good dude. That's a good dude. It's not a good trash dude. It's a good dude. It's a good neighbor. I like. I let that guy babysit. Like, I like that. I like that. All I need is the sandwich. Yeah. Fresh roast beef.

[Sam Tripoli]

Fresh roast beef, dude. All the ham sandwiches, turkey sandwiches. Mother always took care of me.

[Rudy Pavich]

Nice. It falls under that. My favorite saying. How you do one thing is how you do everything.

[Adam Carolla]

That's right.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. Respect on that.

[Adam Carolla]

All right.

[Rudy Pavich]

News News commentator Stephen A. Smith tore into California Governor Gavin Newsom for disparaging President Donald at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland this week. On Wednesday's episode of Smith's Straight Shooter podcast, the host asserted that while he has no problem with Newsom criticizing Trump while on American soil, slamming the president in a foreign country is a completely different story.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Gavin Newsom, respectfully, what are you doing? You're the governor of the state of California in the United States of America. Why are you over in Davos, Switzerland, talking to folks and speaking negatively about the President of the United States, I have no problem with Gavin Newsom being candid and open about his feelings about our president on United States soil. To go over to another country, Switzerland, to go over there and to be in the presence of other European leaders speaking against the President of the United States. I'm not down with that. That y' all might be. I'm not down with that at all. Say whatever you want here. As a governor from the opposite side of the aisle of a state in the United States on American soil, fine. But I'm one of those people, when we go somewhere else, it's America first. You know, our problems.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, our problem. Problems.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But we ain't taking dirty laundry outside. You don't go on a world stage to disrespect your own house, which is the United States of America. I don't like that at all. Not even a little bit.

[Adam Carolla]

All right.

[Rudy Pavich]

He says the same thing eight different ways.

[Adam Carolla]

I'm now gonna.

[Sam Tripoli]

He's sweating.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

I'm gonna include that was a shiny man in my Chris Rock joke setup analogy, which is every one hour Chris Rock special could be 17 minutes if he didn't set the joke up. When he goes, women. Women. They don't forget. They don't forget.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. 100.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Women. Okay, we got it.

[Sam Tripoli]

Women, don't forget. Right.

[Adam Carolla]

Here we go.

[Sam Tripoli]

What's your point?

[Adam Carolla]

Well, where's the joke? Do the joke.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

And then the joke does come, which is good. But it could have condensed that.

[Commercial Voice]

Sure.

[Adam Carolla]

A little bit. Yeah. Dennis Miller wouldn't have done that.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's just crazy to me that he's over there. I get it. He's the. He's running the fourth largest economy. I get that. But it just has this feel where the Democrats are just going to try to shove him down our throats to run for the Democrat Party, even though he is polling horrible with everybody. I mean, they keep. Polls are lies, by the way. But just on the streets talking to people. Everyone in California thinks California is in the shitter. And he is directly related to that.

[Adam Carolla]

That.

[Sam Tripoli]

But they're like, nah, man. We're just gonna push a shiny object guy who has, like American Psycho fucking energy on everybody. It's incredible.

[Adam Carolla]

He does his. There was a clip. I think I liked it, or at least I tweeted about it. But Newsom, when he does the righteous indignation thing, that's him at his best with bullshit anger. Amuses me the most. You know what I mean?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, 100%.

[Adam Carolla]

I always love it when women. You can always tell women are doing the bullshit anger thing. And they don't say house. They say home. And then they don't say kid. They go, child, they go, you come into my home in Front of my child. They get all breathy. They go, you come into my house in front of my kid, do whatever the fuck you want. I'm going to have a beer. You want a beer? You come into my home in front of my child. That's how you know that bullshit breath.

[Commercial Voice]

He.

[Adam Carolla]

Newsom does this righteous indignation thing where he's really, really upset about the state of whatever. And I never really get it. Cause it's like all. I just turn on the news and it's like, we're trying to buy Greenland. We've shut the border. We're lowering taxes and giving tips to fucking bartenders. And I don't know if they can. Not taxing overtime or whatever. That doesn't sound like the end of the world to me. It sounds like he's talking about taking.

[Sam Tripoli]

Down interest rates on credit cards.

[Adam Carolla]

Right, Right. This shit. Shit, I would like done you guys. All you do is your fucking butt hurt all the time about something racist or somebody was insulted or the indigenous people. I want to talk about some fucking rates. I want lower mortgage rates. And he's there with Soros Jr too, which is so perfect. You know what I mean? And that kid. Have you ever heard that kid try to talk.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, he's retarded. That's why they have to bring you Hillary Clinton's lesbian love to be his handler. Uma Albadine is like straight up evil. And they're like, this kid's. You got to go in there and just put him on the right path. You know, they're like, put. He did one speech. Everyone's like, oh, he's. He's a trust fund kid.

[Adam Carolla]

He doesn't know what the fuck. He doesn't make any sense. He does more word salad than Kamala Harris does quite, quite easily. So I don't know if we have any clips, but we. Or we can just move forward. This. Oh, this is. Oh, this is him. This is insane. This is an AI. This is Soros Jr. I don't think that that's the. I don't think that that's the fundamental. I don't think technology is the fundamental issue in democracy. Democracy is messy. I mean, a lot of deep leg crosses out there. Manifestation of ideas. It's about morality, about people having different truths, actually, different truths. Fundamentally. How society lives together civically in those contestations is you know, is obviously, you know, quite tricky. But I think that if we play too much on this disinformation card, we're taking responsibility away from ourselves to actually create a narrative this is one of being super rich dude is like being a hot chick people. You say nothing and everyone nods the whole time.

[Rudy Pavich]

You can feel the gears grinding in his head when you're listening.

[Adam Carolla]

I'd rather see Indigo Girls cover band than attend this seminar. I have no like someone that needs to throw folding chair at this and go I. I have no idea what you say.

[Sam Tripoli]

They're like, that's the best you can do, Soros. This kid.

[Adam Carolla]

That's it.

[Sam Tripoli]

And that's the one they pick. Imagine what the other kids are like. They gotta be even more.

[Adam Carolla]

They're like winding their beanies right now somewhere.

[Rudy Pavich]

You mean the end to know girls?

[Adam Carolla]

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[Rudy Pavich]

All right, so I picked this specifically because I thought Barron Trump and I were gonna have something in common. But it turns out not Barron. Trump told authorities his heart was racing when he witnessed a very close female friend get beat up by her ex boyfriend on a FaceTime call. President Trump's then 18 year old son frantically alerted police in London after realizing his friend was in a violent dust up with her former boyfriend. Prosecutors on Thursday detailed an email exchange the first son had with police in the wake of an alleged tag when they asked Barron if he would consider giving a witness statement in a criminal case against the suspect.

[Adam Carolla]

I heard he ran out of his dorm room, but hit his head on the. On the. On the head or going over the door and was passed out unconscious. He had his head on the jam.

[Rudy Pavich]

I do a joke where I say, every picture, he looks like Lurch from the Addams Family. And everybody goes, that is the most accurate description of Baron Truck. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the reason I. Because I read this and was like, damn. I don't know if somebody from the team had told you, but Friday night in Minnesota, I stopped a guy beating his girlfriend in a parking lot.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Rudy Pavich]

My girlfriend and I were walking into a restaurant.

[Adam Carolla]

We.

[Rudy Pavich]

I had a show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. We walked outside down the street to a restaurant. While we were walking, we heard a woman yelling, help. My girlfriend stopped me before I walked in the door, and she goes. I said, is. Are they kidding around? And she said, I think this is for real. I said, no, they got to be kidding, because the guy had been taken and got behind her and kind of got like, in a move or he was holding onto her waist, picked her up and slammed her head first onto the ground.

[Adam Carolla]

Really?

[Rudy Pavich]

So my girlfriend grabs me and goes, you have to do something. I grab my phone, I start running across the street. I give the.

[Adam Carolla]

Hey.

[Rudy Pavich]

Dude looks up, sees me, takes off. I chase after the guy. I tell my girlfriend, please watch her. I run after the dude. I chased. This dude had to have been over a quarter of a mile over a bridge.

[Adam Carolla]

10 miles over a bridge.

[Rudy Pavich]

It was insane. Yeah. So I chase him down, and you're.

[Sam Tripoli]

A better man than me. I'm not going over bridges, you know, it's crazy.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. Yeah. Especially in Minnesota.

[Adam Carolla]

A hill and a dale.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Adam Carolla]

But I won't do a bridge. I'll call the.

[Rudy Pavich]

Run all the way around.

[Sam Tripoli]

Like those shopping carts, they just don't go past that one.

[Rudy Pavich]

I got you. Yeah. But on the phone with the cops. Cops show up to where this guy is. I'm about a half a block away. They roll in, he sees the cops, tries to run. Cops get out, tackle him, make the arrest.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow.

[Rudy Pavich]

I start walking back to the restaurant. I see this girl on the street. She comes up, up. Thank you so much. Gives me a hug. Turns out, ex boyfriend came to her apartment. Must have had a key, because she came home from work, she opened the door, saw him sleeping on the couch, walked out, woke him up. She took off running. He took off running after her, caught her in a parking lot and started beating on her.

[Adam Carolla]

Wow.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah. So on the way back, the cops were nice enough to give me a ride back to the restaurant. But on the way there, I said, so is there like a sticker or something I can put on my car now saying, like, next time you guys where's my medal?

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

And she laughed and goes, well, the next time we give out badges for the Do Gooders Club, we'll make sure you get the first one. And I was like, too bad. So I went and made stickers that say the Do Gooders Club. And I'm giving them out at show. So put them on your goddamn cars.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, man.

[Rudy Pavich]

And get out of tickets.

[Sam Tripoli]

Good for you.

[Adam Carolla]

You should have a Good Sam Club on your car. The Addams Family theme song.

[Sam Tripoli]

Dun dun dun dun.

[Adam Carolla]

Right? But they go. They're mysterious and spooky. Keep creepy.

[Rudy Pavich]

And they're kooky.

[Adam Carolla]

They're creepy.

[Rudy Pavich]

In the mysterious and spooky altogether.

[Adam Carolla]

Ooky. Yeah, ooky. If I was in that writer's room, I'd go, bob, uki's not a word.

[Sam Tripoli]

What is ukie?

[Adam Carolla]

Not a word.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's, like, the worst rap ever.

[Adam Carolla]

It rhymes with spooky. I get it. Yeah. But it needs to actually be a word because we're writing a song that has words in it. You know how mysterious a word and spooky. You know how spooky's a word? Yeah. Well, the word you're rhyming it with is ooky, and that's not a word.

[Sam Tripoli]

If someone wants you, hey, my friend's coming over. He's a little ooky. You'd be like, what does that even mean?

[Rudy Pavich]

I thought I was telling this disparaging story about a woman getting beat, and he's like, is it a.

[Sam Tripoli]

We said you're a hero, dude. We said you're a hero. That guy was a little ookie.

[Adam Carolla]

He went over a bridge. I would not. I stopped at the bridge. Yeah, no, he went. He went like Rambo. Did you know when he went over. He went past the bridge when he first. First blood. When he was walking. Walking out of town.

[Rudy Pavich]

Brian Dennehy.

[Adam Carolla]

Brian Dennehy. And they turned. That was you?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. I would have asked for the security footage, and that would have been on my Instagram. Yeah. Me just running, saving lives.

[Commercial Voice]

I.

[Adam Carolla]

In fact, look, the guy ran off, and you kept running. I chased down a purse snatcher once, but he had the purse. This guy didn't have anything. Yeah, so once he started running, I would have let him run.

[Rudy Pavich]

Really?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Rudy Pavich]

I don't know, man. I feel like dudes like that are gonna go out and do it again.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, no, I mean, I would have rationalized that they'll. She'll tell somebody. This is where he lives.

[Rudy Pavich]

See, that was the problem, is because when we first Saw it. He was trying to pull something off of her, which looked like she was getting robbed. I didn't know that there was boyfriend, girlfriend. Well, until after the cops had told me.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, by the way, this is.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, that's how it all happened.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, hero. What else? It's good.

[Sam Tripoli]

You ever know that you're my hero.

[Rudy Pavich]

Oh, that's been going on in my head all day. God damn it. I. Independent journalist Nick Shirley says exposing government fraud has made him a target, and now he's turning his focus on California.

[Andrew]

Oh, boy.

[Rudy Pavich]

Shirley gained national attention after releasing videos that say fraud in Minnesota has been running rampant. He testified before House lawmakers earlier this week during a hearing investigation in the state's fraud scandals. Shirley said the work has been dangerous, but California is his next target. Fraud will be exposed in California. It'll be exposed across the United States.

[Adam Carolla]

Yes. Yes. Now, you know the crazy thing about these idiots on the left. If he surely was a guy who invented electric car and had a network of dealerships, they'd be firebombed right now, right?

[Sam Tripoli]

100%.

[Adam Carolla]

They would firebomb his dealer network for trying to save money for people. That's chick think. By the way, that whole we're going after Elon and burning down Tesla deal dealers is the most insane thought ever. Like, also, all the person is doing is trying to save taxpayer money.

[Sam Tripoli]

I don't care why people are upset about it.

[Adam Carolla]

And then they go, oh, he's smearing this person or that person. Okay, look, if you didn't do anything, then you're fine. Nobody. They always act. They do the same thing with ice. You know what I mean? Like walking around grabbing Americans, disappearing them, putting them in slave ships and shipping them to Honduras, where they'll spend the rest of their life making Nikes in a sweatshop. These are neighbors. These are Americans. Okay? That never happens. The thing you say is happening never happens. What does happen is you might get some rapists and some murders and some pedophiles files out of a neighborhood in Minneapolis or anywhere else. That's what is happening. And what Elon Musk is trying to do is stop a bunch of fraud, not take away food from kids who are hungry. And what Shirley wants to do is stop a bunch of fraud, not shut down legitimate daycare centers. Like, I don't get it. What is. They always act like you're gonna get scooped up and thrown in jail. Like, good fucking luck. Luck scooping up an innocent American and throwing him in jail for either fraudulently running a daycare center or speaking out against the president or being in the wrong place at the wrong time when ice rolled in. If ice rolls in and you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. And by the way, they go, you have to show them your papers. No, you'd show them your fucking driver's license. The same one you use when you check into the Ramada. Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

When you get pulled over, you have to show it all the time.

[Adam Carolla]

I know. And they want your papers when they pull you over. They want insurance papers, they want registration papers.

[Sam Tripoli]

And by the way, this is the left that said you should, you have to show your vaccine card to everybody.

[Adam Carolla]

Right, right.

[Sam Tripoli]

They didn't want you to be able to function in society unless you showed your papers.

[Adam Carolla]

Right. So spare us. But I don't know, do we? Is there anybody who has been removed from the country who's a legitimate American citizen who just didn't have their paperwork in order? I don't have my papers when I leave the house, but I have a driver's license. And is there a legitimate business that deals with kids, daycare or transportation or kids on autism spectrum and there's some sort of nursing healing home or something? Is there any one of those bits that's legitimate? And the guy runs, ran a clean business. He's in prison right now. I don't know what it is. And by the way, I know it doesn't exist because if it did exist, it'd be on CNN 24 7, it'd be nonstop. We tried to throw out a couple of gang bangers, you guys put them on the front of the fold on every episode of cnn. So don't give me this bullshit.

[Sam Tripoli]

And if you flipped it and it wasn't Somalians, it was white people, would any of these protesters be upset?

[Adam Carolla]

I think they would push back against any Trump related anything at all times. And not as upset. No, no, not nearly as upset. But they get to work this sort of racial angle. But look, here's, look, there's good news. If you didn't commit fraud, you'll be fine. So people can look into fraud. Pop the trunk. Yes, officer, knock yourself out. There's nothing in the trunk. There's no scenario where the officer goes, pop the trunk. And he pops the trunk. And then he goes, there's a dead body in there. And I go, no, there isn't. I go, you're going to prison. Like that doesn't exist. Maybe it existed in the rural south in 1949. It doesn't. It's 2000 fucking 26. And by the way, the cop's black or a female or Hispanic or all the above. Yeah. Jesus. All right, Sorry.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's crazy, dude, how shish kebab everybody is. And it's. It's a great example of propaganda because you look at who's at these protests. It's all MSNBC and CNN viewers. It's like 40 and up or like super progressive trans and whites and beta males who still watch this stuff and get programmed to get upset.

[Adam Carolla]

Well, but also, as I was screaming about it and I can't remember whose show, at a certain point, it's on you. So you have a governor of your state. I mean, when you're not solving crime, you have a governor who gets up there and says in a microphone that ICE is just going door to door, kicking open doors, telling people to identify people of color, rat their neighbors out. And then ICE goes in and grabs. Grabs them and disappears them. Okay? That's his rap. Now. It's super dangerous. And there's also, like, a fiduciary duty you have to have as a government official not to incite this shit, but you are inciting it. He's horrible, man. And I'm sure he'll get prosecuted at some point. Not because Trump dislikes him. Trump does dislike him. Trump, I'm sure, hates. You know, Trump hates Jimmy Kimmel, but Trump can't have him arrested and put in jail because he hates Jimmy Kimmel. And Trump hates Stephen Colbert, but Trump can't put him in jail. But if Trump hates Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert sells fentanyl, then he can be put in jail. And that's what's happening. You understand? It's not just. Just Stephen Colbert. It's Stephen Colbert plus Fentanyl that gets. And then you go, why are you going after Stephen Colbert? And he goes, he's selling Fentanyl. And you go, you're only doing it because of Stephen Colbert. Right, But I couldn't do it unless he sold the fentanyl. And that's how it works.

[Sam Tripoli]

Great example of that is the Hillary Clinton emails, where people are like, they hacked the emails. I go, but you're not upset with what's in the emails, which seems way worse than the hacking.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, tell that to John Grant.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, sure, man.

[Adam Carolla]

Deep email hat cut. But, you know, with the Raiders cap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now Tim Walls is an idiot, and he's inciting people to do this. But at a certain point, Minnesotans, I don't care how much MSNBC you watch or CNN you watch. You have to kind of know that when the reporting that Trump went to the grave of the unmarked soldier and took a poop on it and called the guy a loser. Anonymous sources report, at a certain point, you gotta catch on you're being played. You're being duped. There's no ICE official that's going to homes of people of color and kicking open doors and asking to rat their neighbors out like Anne Frank. You know what I mean? You as the viewer, especially as a college educated adult, not that that means anything in my. But be a little bit more discerning. You guys just got lied to about COVID from the same people.

[Sam Tripoli]

Same people. Russia collusion.

[Adam Carolla]

Five years of COVID lies. Five years of Hunter Biden's laptop isn't real. Five years of Russiagate. Put it all together. You got 10 years of nonstop lies from these people. And now you're going on the 66th lie and you're all in. It's your fault. They're fucking getting paid. They're making money. Money. You're a stooge.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yep.

[Adam Carolla]

And at a certain point, you should figure out why you keep. You know, Lucy's gonna move that football. Why do you keep running at it, Charlie Brown? All right, Sorry.

[Rudy Pavich]

All right, one last video before we get out of here just to sort of lighten the mood a little bit. A gym bro put giant female bodybuilders against dwarf men.

[Sam Tripoli]

I love this.

[Rudy Pavich]

And gave us a hilarious lesson in biology.

[Adam Carolla]

All right. These are like Amazon.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, they're Amazon chicks.

[Adam Carolla]

Yep. And then there's Wee man and they're shredded. But I do also want to say this about, like, midgets. Yeah, they're built like bottle jacks. You know what I mean? Long and lean is not good for squats or deadlift. Built like a bottle jack. That's leverage.

[Sam Tripoli]

And so half these chicks are so obviously on steroids. Yeah, that one and the chick at the end, the Venus Williams.

[Adam Carolla]

I don't know if we have sound. There we go.

[Rudy Pavich]

And they are the world's strongest dwarves.

[Sam Tripoli]

And they'll be competing in strength competitions all to find out who is strength stronger.

[Adam Carolla]

And that's super easy.

[Sam Tripoli]

Squatted 185 pounds on the bar.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah, the bar's going down nine inches max.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yep.

[Adam Carolla]

Good job, Zo. Bottle jack, Man.

[Rudy Pavich]

90 degrees in the thigh. That was unreal.

[Adam Carolla]

Come on.

[Rudy Pavich]

I was like American Gladiators.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Come on.

[Adam Carolla]

Come on. This is a dwarf deadlift. Next one you got this big one. Now the super model is already at.

[Sam Tripoli]

Four plates right now. I think Britney's stuck at three.

[Adam Carolla]

Easy, easy. Good.

[Commercial Voice]

Pull.

[Adam Carolla]

Pull.

[Rudy Pavich]

Nope.

[Adam Carolla]

Hey, let's go.

[Rudy Pavich]

Move over.

[Adam Carolla]

All right, listen, I got a boner, so we gotta, we gotta wrap this up.

[Rudy Pavich]

So does he.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Yeah. All right. The wrestling is pretty good, but I gotta say, in bench press squat, like the big wingspan is not good. Once in a while there's some freak of Nature who is 6 foot 8 and also has that like crazy strength and can do the squats and the deadlift and stuff. That's crazy when you run into those people. These squatty guys are always the power lifters because they just, they're just compact. They're compact. It's basically. It's just a leverage. It's just like a leverage thing. Yeah. Bottle Jack is interesting because it's like six, eight inches off the ground and could lift an M1 tank. And by the way, when you pump it, it doesn't feel hard. It's not like it gets harder when the tank comes off the ground. I use it. I will jack up a sagging building. Like you can have a two story building that's like sagging and you get down there with that bottle jack, but boom, right on up. All right, plugs for Sam Tripoli. Sold. Joel's great, right? Coming up, samtrippoli.com is where you go. Tinfoil hat is the pop.

[Sam Tripoli]

Check out word war debate coming out March. We'd love to have you debate sometime.

[Adam Carolla]

Where is that going?

[Sam Tripoli]

We think we're gonna put it in Florida next.

[Adam Carolla]

Oh, makes sense, right? Rudy, live dates.

[Rudy Pavich]

Yeah, I'll be with you in Florida. I got a bunch of dates. RudyPavichComedy.com and I just found out I'm gonna be headlining the Toledo Funny bone on Sunday, February 1st.

[Sam Tripoli]

Congratulations.

[Rudy Pavich]

Thank you, my friend. Thank you. Yes, please come out. I'd love to have you.

[Adam Carolla]

Yeah. Domestic abusers. You've been warned.

[Rudy Pavich]

That's right.

[Adam Carolla]

Rudy's coming to town.

[Sam Tripoli]

The vigilante.

[Adam Carolla]

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