Adam Carolla Show – Episode: Stone Cold Steve Austin & David Wilde (Carolla Classics) Release Date: May 26, 2025

Introduction

In this episode of The Adam Carolla Show, recorded live in Los Angeles, host Adam Carolla welcomes special guests Stone Cold Steve Austin, the iconic professional wrestler, and David Wilde, a comedian and writer. The trio engages in their signature blend of humor, candid discussions, and sharp critiques on various topics ranging from pop culture to everyday annoyances.

I. Funny Anecdotes and Fart Stories

Timestamp: 02:21 – 04:43

The show kicks off with lighthearted banter, where Adam introduces humorous Public Service Announcements (PSAs) for Stone Cold Steve Austin. The conversation quickly shifts to personal anecdotes about house dynamics and the frustrations of modern life.

Adam Carolla shares a relatable story about dealing with house staff and the awkwardness of personal moments being interrupted:

"[04:04] Adam Carolla: And so last week on Friday, I'm standing at my sink just rinsing out a coffee mug in my bathrobe and I'm just letting that I have not intentionally farted in nine hours..."

David Wilde adds his humorous take on the situation:

"[04:31] David Wilde: Like you're making up for lost time."

This segment showcases the hosts' ability to find humor in mundane household scenarios, setting a relaxed and entertaining tone for the episode.

II. The "Best Pies" Segment: Huffington Post Pie Rankings

Timestamp: 12:00 – 20:18

One of the standout segments features David Wilde presenting a pie ranking list from the Huffington Post, which the hosts vehemently critique. The list humorously ranks various pies, sparking a lively debate about traditional versus unconventional flavors.

Adam Carolla expresses strong disapproval of the rankings, particularly taking issue with "chocolate pie" being placed higher than classics like apple or pumpkin pie:

"[17:02] Adam Carolla: I don't know that's my reaction when it's in season and it's done by Marie Callenders and you put tons of whipped cream on it. It's pretty good, but it's not better than pumpkin pie."

Bald Brian adds his perspective, further intensifying the discussion:

"[18:25] Bald Brian: Un American."

The conversation escalates into a humorous and exaggerated condemnation of the Huffington Post's pie list, highlighting the hosts' passion for traditional desserts and their knack for comedic exaggeration.

III. Music Discussion: Tom Petty and Butch Walker

Timestamp: 25:03 – 26:49

Transitioning from food debates, the hosts delve into a discussion about music, specifically focusing on Tom Petty and Butch Walker.

Bald Brian recommends Butch Walker's song "Weight of Her," praising it as the best Tom Petty-esque song without Petty's direct involvement:

"[25:42] Bald Brian: ...a song called Weight of Her, and it has that great heartbreaker sound. And I played it the other day and I said, this is the best Petty song."

Adam Carolla humorously downplays his own musical preferences:

"[25:51] Adam Carolla: But it's the best song that Tom Petty, best Tom Petty song that Tom Petty had nothing to do with a."

The segment reflects the hosts' appreciation for classic rock influences while showcasing their playful rivalry in music tastes.

IV. Food Debates: Baby Corn vs. Avocado

Timestamp: 63:03 – 69:01

The conversation takes another culinary turn as the hosts debate the merits of baby corn versus avocado, bringing their trademark humor to the forefront.

David Wilde defends baby corn, expressing his fondness despite its non-traditional status:

"[66:57] David Wilde: I do like it. And look at everyone with their heads down. How do you hate people in the other room? Do you all hate baby corn too?"

Adam Carolla counters vehemently, disparaging baby corn with colorful language:

"[65:06] Adam Carolla: Let me try to think of a. Danny Ainge is the best player to ever put on tennis shoes and play in the NBA. ... Bake your ass. ... It has to be a scam."

The debate exemplifies the hosts' ability to turn simple topics into extended comedic exchanges, engaging listeners with their contrasting viewpoints.

V. Driving Etiquette: Speed Bumps and Cushion Drivers

Timestamp: 84:04 – 90:34

Shifting gears, the discussion moves to driving frustrations, particularly focusing on speed bumps and overly cautious drivers, referred to humorously as "cushion drivers."

Adam Carolla shares his disdain for speed bumps and the rules governing safe driving distances:

"[88:00] Adam Carolla: ...speed bumps. They put them down residential streets. ... they're something to slow our shit down."

Stone Cold Steve Austin adds his take on overly cautious drivers who impede traffic flow:

"[89:23] Adam Carolla: ...It should be the end of it. ... Stone Cold served that."

The exchange highlights common commuting frustrations, presented with the hosts' signature comedic flair.

VI. Current Events: Afghan War Talks and NSA Surveillance

Timestamp: 60:09 – 85:00

The hosts touch upon serious topics, including the Afghan War and NSA surveillance, blending their humorous approach with critical commentary.

Adam Carolla discusses the prolonged conflict in Afghanistan, expressing skepticism about its resolution:

"[60:09] Adam Carolla: ...this whole Cold War thing's gonna be over pretty soon and Berlin Walls coming. Not so fast."

The conversation deepens as they explore themes of governmental surveillance and personal privacy:

"[82:42] Adam Carolla: ...he said this innocuous thing about, you know, Amanda should do what Amanda wants..."

Their insights provide a satirical yet thought-provoking perspective on ongoing global and domestic issues.

VII. Personal Stories and Closing Remarks

Timestamp: 85:00 – End

As the show nears its end, the hosts share personal anecdotes and engage in playful banter about various topics, including pet peeves and family dynamics.

Adam Carolla recounts a humorous incident involving his children attempting to help clean his truck, paralleling it with government overreach:

"[86:06] Adam Carolla: ...they were trying to help daddy clean his truck. When the government starts fucking with its citizens, giving out, you know..."

Stone Cold Steve Austin delivers another PSA, humorously addressing irresponsible behaviors:

"[90:12] Stone Cold Steve Austin: ...haul ass, try to be safe."

The episode concludes with the trio maintaining their comedic rapport, leaving listeners entertained and engaged.

Notable Quotes

• Adam Carolla (04:04):

  "I have not intentionally farted in nine hours."

• David Wilde (12:00):

  "These are the best pies. Yeah."

• Bald Brian (18:25):

  "Un American."

• Adam Carolla (17:02):

  "But the way the acoustics of the Bedspread King is just awesome."

• Stone Cold Steve Austin (35:31):

  "It's your fault for being so good."

Conclusion

This episode of The Adam Carolla Show is a blend of humorous storytelling, sharp critiques, and candid discussions. With guests like Stone Cold Steve Austin and David Wilde, the conversation ranges from lighthearted topics like pie rankings and pet peeves to more serious issues like international conflicts and surveillance. The show's dynamic interplay and witty exchanges make it a compelling listen for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.