Valentine’s Day is here and Adulthood is, once again, under review.

In Episode 42 of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick hand the mic over to the Discord and let chaos do what chaos does best. From doomsday bunkers and surviving Jurassic Park, to the adult purchases that quietly changed our lives and the painful realisation that the future kind of lied to us, this episode is a full millennial group chat brought to life.

This one is looser, longer, and very on-brand. If you hate Valentine’s Day, feel behind in life, miss old cartoons, or just want to listen to two tired adults argue about nonsense and accidentally say something real, you are in the right place.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and pend adulthood with us.

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⏱️ Chapters

00:00 – Intro chaos & being your Valentine by default

03:00 – Discord topics, no plan, pure adulting energy

08:45 – Doomsday bunker debate: where we hide and who survives

18:45 – What we would bring and why boredom might kill us first

24:30 – Surviving horror movies & why Jurassic Park ends us

27:45 – Adult purchases that quietly changed our lives

31:30 – The future we were promised vs the one we got

38:30 – 90s cartoons, old shows & generational disappointment

41:00 – Valentine’s Day as kids vs adults

47:45 – How we imagined adulthood vs reality

52:15 – Childhood beliefs & conspiracies we kinda get

54:30 – Planning our funerals like well-adjusted adults

59:00 – Living in sitcoms: Boy Meets World, Scrubs & who we are

01:06:00 – Final thoughts & pending adulthood

Valentine’s Day, Doomsday Bunkers & Other Adult Delusions | ADHP (Ep. 42)