Podcast
Amateur Hour from the Uncanny Valley
Hosted by Chris Bauer & Shelby Quinn · EN
Chris Bauer and Shelby Quinn dive into the world of cryptids, discussing a new legendary creature each week.
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Cactus Cats/Sliver Cats: Wampus vs. Whiffenpoof
Jul 200:48:17Tap to summarizeMeow meow meow. Meow? Meow meow meow meow! Meow....meow! Meow meow, meow. Meow.1:30 So many cats5:42 Our first definitive opinion7:58 Cactus Cat9:15 Real animal addicts12:08 To say nothing of slivers and balls15:48 Wampus wampus 20:47 Stephanie speaks22:58 Weekly Meimei check-in!26:01 And now to Reddit34:45 The White Death37:55 Final questions46:21 Fish plans
Transcribe →The Enfield Horror: Where's the Audio, Radio Guy?
Jun 2500:51:48Tap to summarizeCome on down to the Devil's Kitchen for our famous mange-riddled kangaroo. We'll tell you about how Joe Biden is a lizard person as long as you promise to behave yourself.00:35 Uh oh05:50 The Enfield Horror07:16 Initial reports10:50 Kangaroos16:15 It’s back!26:06 Scratchy scratchy27:54 Rick Rainbow33:10 Guest appearance from MeiMei 34:39 Too many cooks in The Devil’s Kitchen40:04 An honest-to-god scientific study 41:41 Reddit posts45:55 Final questions
Transcribe →Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone
Jun 1101:01:53Tap to summarizeSomebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported.3:27 - The ironically named horse9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators13:00 - The three main possibilities14:13 - The government theory19:08 - The cult theory20:21 - Fertility cults24:37 - 10s only25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults)38:07 - What’s the deal with night?39:43 - Define “phantom”42:58 - Alpaca attack45:29 - They’re watching49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species50:02 - Combing local news53:36 - Final questions
Transcribe →Boogeymen: Mike Myers Is In My Closet
Jun 401:11:23Tap to summarizeWhat's that in your closet? An unexpected delve into spirituality and the nature of evil? Whatever it is, one thing's for sure: it loves to terrify and/or eat children. Yeah, baby!00:33 - Shifting gears2:49 - Boogeymen5:04 - Etymology6:29 - Have you ever been boogey’d?18:39 - Tulpa tips28:12 - Sleep paralysis perception37:23 - A wider definition41:03 - Notable boogeymen50:47 - Dear David 58:11 - Quick technical note58:48 - Send in the clowns1:02:56 - Final questionsBabbel article:https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/halloween-2014#:~:text=Other%20known%20whereabouts:%20most%20of,the%20bidding%20of%20evil%20wizards.Kody Green:https://www.kodygreen.com/Dear David:https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71
Transcribe →The Fouke Monster: The Sins of Sloths
May 28, 202501:08:32Tap to summarizeIt's going to sound silly the first time we say it, and possibly the second and third times, but stick with us and you might start to agree.0:42 - The Fouke Monster 3:52 - Sources4:39 - A sloth?6:50 - Fouke, Arkansas13:20 - Haunting cries and red eyes17:05 - The attack25:04 - A carnivorous sloth??27:24 - Spirited panther debate31:06 - Ozark Howler33:39 - Skinwalkers37:46 - The Legend of Boggy Creek49:52 - The footprints53:16 - Subsequent encounters1:02:19 - Final questionsTexarkana Gazette story on the attack:https://web.archive.org/web/20030803215531/http://texarkanagazette.com/articles/2001/06/24/export15709.txtMonster Mart in Fouke:https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g31598-d2716317-Reviews-Monster_Mart-Fouke_Arkansas.htmlFouke Monster Sightings:http://www.foukemonster.net/sightings.htmThe Fouke Monster song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8DppWLBpQ&ab_channel=MarkScalise
Transcribe →The Chicken Man: I Can Fix You, (Chicken) Man
May 21, 202501:01:05Tap to summarizeWe regret to inform you he was not an anthropomorphic chicken, but he may have been something far more morally upsetting.Lawrence Curtis interview: https://zooaquariumvideoarchive.org/interviews/lawrence-curtis/Chicken Man fan fiction: https://www.creepypasta.com/the-chicken-man/
Transcribe →Bigfoot: Most People You Find in the Woods Are Gonna Have Feet
May 13, 202501:06:46Tap to summarizeWe're starting off with the big one folks - it's the Sasquatch.- Patterson-Gimlin film - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPlRr_OfxZI&ab_channel=MrLuci- Ape canyon recounting - http://www.bigfootencounters.com/classics/beck.htm- Bigfoot website - https://www.bfro.net/gdb/
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