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Bob Crawford (0:03)
You've reached American History Hotline. You ask the questions, we get the answers. Leave a message. Hey there, American history hotliners. Happy President's Day. In honor of these presidential birthdays, I wanted to share a couple conversations we've had on this show about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. The first is a conversation I had with Alexis Koh about George Washington myths. Like, did he cut down the cherry tree and were his teeth made of wood? After the break, I'll talk with Julian Zelizer about Abraham Lincoln and whether or not he'd be a Republican today. To start, here's my conversation with Alexis Koh. I began by asking her if it's true that George Washington cut down a cherry tree and lied about it.
Alexis Koh (0:52)
I love this story and I love this question. It is by far the greatest fan fiction ever invented. Because it was a lie. And I'm sorry to tell you, so were the wooden teeth. But as an aside, the best thing that a reader has ever given me, because readers often, they send things, they. They show up to readings or events with presents, which is great. The best thing I've ever received was a reader gave me a printout of a Venn diagram with Sir Mix a lot. And George Washington and the Venn diagram of he could never tell a lie, and I like big butts. It was so good. So here's the thing. He could very much tell a lie, and we know this without even fact checking the story. First of all, if you've ever spoken to a child, the concept of truth is very loose because their concept of the world is very loose and what's possible. So it's surely possible that he lied. But George Washington, to say that he could never tell a lie is denying him one of the great passions of his life, which was spying. He was a spymaster during the war, and he loved it. I mean, he very, you know, he doesn't come alive. A woman from the Massachusetts Historical Society once said to me, I don't know how you can spend so much time with him. He's so vanilla. But he loved spying. And so I really think that we have to do him the honor of letting him have that. The reason this story exists, yes. Is because of a man with a great name, Parson Weems.
Bob Crawford (2:44)
I was going to ask you about Parson Weems, like, tell us about this man. And because this isn't the only story about George Washington that became legend. That is maybe not true from this. Maybe that came from Parson Wiesley because I was watching the inauguration of the current President and Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who I have great respect for as a man of God. He had a speech and he talked about George Washington at Valley Forge in the snow. We've all seen the painting of praying to God. And isn't that also a Parson Weems invention?
Alexis Koh (3:25)
No. Well, okay, here's the thing. We can blame Parson Weems for so many things, and I want to talk about how these lies happen, because it was sort of like a rollout. It happened over time. I. My first job out of grad school was being as a research curator at the New York Public Library in Bryant park, which people might remember from Ghostbusters. It has the two lions in the front, and we have Eddie, every volume of Parson Weems in there, and it's like watching Pano Pinocchio's nose grow. It's fantastic. As far as the art of biography, Parson Weems, amazing name. Right? And I just want to point out, I also, I wrote something about, I think, for msnbc. Now, I can't even recall. It's been a whirlwind of a few months. But we know that Washington didn't kneel to pray at Valley Forge the way we know that he told a lie, because one, that painting we've all seen, it was painted decades after Washington died. And I have to tell you, there were no Polaroids at the time, so we don't have any photographs. We also know that Washington was a deist, and deists do not believe it's a set it and forget it kind of narrative here as far as the philosophy. So Washington did not believe that there was any God to speak to. He certainly wasn't going to kneel in the cold snow. He was. He. It's an impossibility. And that's a projection of what the man who spoke at Trump's inauguration wants the country to believe about itself. That. That this is a. That we are a Christian nation. And of course, you can be a Christian and you can be a patriot and not believe that we're a Christian nation. Because the first treaty that America ever made under John Adams, the first line of it is, we are not a Christian nation. So it's pretty convincing to me. But this story is the same in this way. So Parson Williams, an itinerant minister, a bookseller, are kind of like rogue fabulous. Who's. Who's going around the country trying to make a, you know, Washington. He.
