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American Unicorns
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Welcome to the American Unicorns Podcast
Hillery and Laura like weird things. They believe in UFOs, astral projection, telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis.
They especially love animals. Especially the special creatures that are referred to as "cryptids," which are legendary animals that are elusive and hid in the dark shadows and go bump in the night.
If you are in the weird, strange, and unusual, we should be friends.
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Chapter 45
Jun 30, 202300:45:16Tap to summarizeOhio Grass Man So um, this grass...mannnnnnnnn. Roll up a fatty with us and get comfy as we unpack the mystery surrounding the airheaded cryptid who has everything going for it. There are grass mounds, window peeping, aggressive trash throwing; this cryptid truly has everything and we promise we aren't just blowing smoke.
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Chapter 44
Jun 16, 202300:41:32Tap to summarizeJangsan Beom If you are hiking in the picturesque mountains of Busan, don't fall for the tricks of the mysterious Jangsan Boem. Like the male lead in everyone's favorite k-drama, this cryptid enjoys luring you into a false sense of security before destroying your entire reason for existence. We hope you enjoy the tale of everyone's new favorite forest mystery.
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Chapter 43
Jun 4, 202300:45:49Tap to summarizeSinkhole Sam If you are bored and want to listen to a story about a dumb vegetarian, then please enjoy the twisted tale of Sinkhole Sam.
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Chapter 42
May 19, 202300:43:42Tap to summarizeLake Tianchi Monster Swooping into the pristine volcanic lake from a late night taco run, the Lake Tianchi Monster truly is the Cheesy Gordita Church of cryptids.
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Chapter 41
May 6, 202300:41:49Tap to summarizeSnallygaster Straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, the Snallygaster promises to terrify and confuse all who are unlucky enough to encounter it. We are so egg-cited to share this convoluted cryptid with you dear listeners.
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Chapter 40
Apr 21, 202300:55:20Tap to summarizeBritish Big Cats (ABCs) A, B, C, D, E, F-me!!! There’s a Big Cat looking at me! Come along with us to the foggy moors of the United Kingdom as we investigate sightings of mysterious and elusive alien big cats.
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Tell me Something Weird: Oliver, part 2
Aug 24, 202000:44:26Tap to summarizeOliver is one of our favorite people and has many weird stories, we love when he can share! He also took some amazing photos and videos of us because he has special cameras that can detect Unicorns.
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Chapter 39
Apr 3, 202000:42:41Tap to summarizeGlobster Who doesn't enjoy stumbling across a large, unidentifiable, mound of jelly on the beach? Bonus points if you discover it by unknowingly stepping in it! This week we tackle all things globster (interestingly not a glamorous lobster) and examine my favorite blob the St. Augustine Monster.
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Chapter 38
Mar 27, 202000:47:35Tap to summarizeGazeka Gazeka! Bless you! And you might want that blessing if you are faced with with this fearsome cryptid also known as "devil pig". You may not know he is there but you may stumble upon the "gift" he has left for you in the woods... it's poop... much like every dog in the world... the gift is poop...
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Chapter 37
Mar 20, 202000:42:02Tap to summarizeLake Worth Monster Also described as cotton candy with horns, the Lake Worth Monster is more mystery than myth (whatever that means). We thought a confusing and convoluted description would perfectly fit this cryptic cryptid.
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